Adam, the Spider Sexy Beasts

In a world where attraction is mostly based on looks,

what would happen if you had to rely on personality alone?

Oh, my God!

Well, thanks to some magnificently macabre make up...

Oh! Oh!

..we're going to find out.

Will true love blossom when what you see is definitely not what you get?

This is Sexy Beasts.

I'd like to meet a nice girl who's up for a bit of a laugh

and fun, and, er...

Yeah. Just a different girl, really. A new face would be nice, real nice.

SONG: "SPIDER-MAN THEME SONG"

Meet our picker - Adam. Urgh, I hate spiders!

He's a fast-talking electrician from Norfolk who has six eyes

but only one type of preferred lady.

I like brunette girls, they're probably my favourite.

Yeah, sort of like dark eyes, I like dark-skinned girls, as well.

Not too skinny, but, like... I like a bit of curve.

That's an incy-wincy bit fussy, isn't it, judging like that?

And I don't really like girls who judge people straightaway,

do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean!

After hours in make-up,

Adam's about to be seen by his friend Anton for the first time.

Urgh!

That looks mental. You look rank. Honestly.

You can't tell what I look like, can you, at all?

No. Urgh. It's all wet.

Of course it's wet! It's an eye!

Oh, Adam's look's normally, like, everything.

You'll see him, he's, like, in the mirror, doing all his shaving.

Well, I've got to look fresh, innit.

Yes, of course.

So what kind of fun can the girls expect to have on a date with Adam?

Give us a story from a typical Adam night out.

I was in the toilets and, erm, and decided to, like,

just started drinking out of the urinal.

I just thought that would be quite...quite tasty, really.

Wow. FYI, the BBC does not condone drinking from urinals.

But we did fill his bottle here with urinal water

to make him feel at home.

Only the best for our beasts.

Right, moving on. Who's going to try and capture our spider's heart

with a pint glass and piece of paper?

My name's Teri. I'm also known as Teriness or Pussycat.

I love Pussycat because I've got a pussycat

and she's my little girl, so because I'm her mummy, I'm mummy Pussycat.

I like her.

# I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea... #

This fish-faced funster is Teri from Doncaster

and she's not really a cat.

I do get upset when people say I'm not a cat...

Oh.

But, even if they believe I'm not a cat, I like them

just to humour me and be like, "Ah, OK, you're a cat."

Hiss! Meow. Purr.

Sure, and what does a cat do for a career?

I'm a barista.

It sounds like I do something really important, but I just make coffee.

Really badly.

You don't just make coffee.

You're a woman who thinks she's a cat making coffee.

Do you know what, I think I love her.

It's time to bring out Teri's friend, Tish, who happens to be

afraid of masks.

Oh, my God, wait there.

We can see you!

On top of the cat thing, Teri and Tish are unofficially married

and refer to each other as wife.

This is getting complicated.

Oh, my God.

I thought you were going to be a cat.

-Oh, God.

-I'm a fish.

-You are not a fish.

-I'll be a catfish.

-Mate, he's not going to pick you.

-I know.

-Look at you.

-I'm mental as well.

So if Tish is Teri's wife, how will that affect the relationship?

She were here first, wasn't she?

-Exactly. We won't get divorced.

-No.

Glad to hear it.

Now let's meet the next lady hoping to be the Mary Jane

to Spider-dam's - ha-ha - Peter Parker.

I would describe myself as fun, outgoing

and I don't take myself too seriously.

Especially with a face like this.

That's where I put my staples!

# I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

# Get along with the voices... #

Meet Sami, a front of house manager from Ascot

and Frankenstein's latest creation.

I'd like the guy to just come up with some random ideas, do something

crazy like hot air ballooning or something just out of the ordinary.

Does drinking from a urinal count?

Other than craziness, what else does she look for in a guy?

I am automatically just attracted to blue eyes.

Well, that's a little bit eye-ist, I think.

Let's bring in her friend Kayleigh to see what

she thinks of Sami's make over.

SHE SCREAMS

Oh, my God. Sami, you actually look horrendous.

What have they done to your head?

Oh, my God, that's actually scary.

So what's Sami like, then, Kayleigh?

Sami loves to get drunk and dance everywhere.

That's my plan. To wow, wow the men.

But it does attract the wrong kind of...

kind of people we want the attention from.

When we get excited, we just do a little thing like...

-Oh!

-THUD

This fell out...!

While the sound man bills Kayleigh for the broken microphone,

we should meet our final flirtatious filly.

I'm a really odd girl in person. I am.

I want to try English guys.

# She bangs, she bangs

# Oh, baby, when she moves... #

It's our first Venezuelan Sexy Beast.

Hola to singer and dancer, Sofia.

So what does our Venez-ualien want from a date?

Something really spontaneous will be perfect.

Like drinking from a urinal? No? OK.

Now, sadly, Sofia's friend pulled out at the last minute

and her other chums can't just pop over from Venezuela,

especially as BBC Three's budget has, well...

it's all gone, really.

So instead, using the magic of television, here's another Sofia.

Oh... Oh, my God!

Look at that.

What do you think? Sexy, isn't it?

It is awful. I have to say.

I know. It is not me at all.

But way better than when you just wake up.

Oh, how cheeky! You do know you look exactly the same?

So, three beautiful monstrosities and one creepy-crawly crumpet.

Their true identities will only be revealed when the dating is done.

Relying purely on personality,

the trio of terrors have just ten minutes to woo Adam.

Who will he pick and who will he flush down the plughole?

Let the speed dates begin.

SONG: "Three Women" by Jack White

When the speed dates are over, Adam will brush one of the ladies away

like a cobweb.

And Sami's in first. Will she manage to have Adam in stitches?

-Hi.

-Hello. You all right?

-Oh, my God, you're so scary!

Really? Do you like spiders? Are you all right?

-Yes. How are you?

-Yeah, I'm all right.

-Apart from looking ugly?

-Ugly?

This is my present from me to you. This is a coconut.

-Can you hold it?

-Yeah.

Slightly condescending, Sami.

Yeah, she got me a coconut which was, er, really random.

I do like coconuts, though. But erm... Yeah, it was good.

I like coconuts.

-Basically, I love coconut oil.

-All right, OK.

-I use it on all my cooking. So...

-Yeah?

-Yeah. You want to fry some chicken, fry some fish.

-Coconut?

Yeah, it's really healthy, it's better than olive oil.

-Can I touch you?

-Yeah, go on, touch me.

SHE MOANS

-It's quite hairy, that.

-Yeah.

These are like... Do you like my hands?

-Quite weird, innit?

-Spiky.

Tell me a little bit about yourself, then. What sort of girl are you?

-Me? What sort of girl I am?

-Yeah, what kind of girl...

-Crazy.

-Go on.

-I love...

-Yes?

-I love...

-Yes?

-I love the gym.

-Oh.

I love food, so I eat loads.

OK, so there's this place near where I live and you just have desserts.

I not only had an Oreo sundae, I also, I had cookie dough.

Afterwards, we were like,

"We need something savoury to balance it out."

So, we went to McDonald's, had two cheeseburgers.

Oh, my God. You can eat, can't you?

Do you like a girl that has a good diet and eats lots as well?

-Definitely, I like the...

-Or would you prefer a girl that's

going to sit there with a salad, cos...

I don't mind... Er... I don't really...

I don't... Mmm.

Yeah, well, she eats so much, doesn't she?

Yeah, she probably eats more than me, I think.

I don't eat that much.

Yeah, just the odd housefly and occasional wasp.

Would you let me wear this in the bedroom?

What?! You can't ask a girl that, I don't think she wants to...

-Yeah.

-Oh...

-Cool.

-The hairier the better.

-Yeah?

Yeah, I've gotta ask them all now, that question.

Yeah, she'd be up for it, she's bang up for that.

-Only if I could look like this.

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Quality, yeah.

This is getting weird.

I think it went really well, actually. I was quite surprised.

He was really, kind of, calm and really relaxed,

so that helped, so conversation was flowing.

So Adam and Sami seemed to get on well,

but he still has two ladies to sink his fangs into.

Next, it's Teri.

-How are you?

-I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, yeah. What are you meant to be?

I were hoping they were going to do me as a cat.

They done me as a fish, so... I'm going to say I'm a catfish.

A catfish. Let me just feel that.

-A catfish.

-BELL RINGS

Oh, my God! Hmm, they look lovely. I've got ones here, look.

Touch mine.

-SQUEAKS

-Oh, my God.

I look really sad with this mask on, as well.

-You do look really sad.

-I'm smiling underneath, I promise ya.

You're smiling. Are you a happy person?

-I'm very happy, yeah.

-What do you do, for a job and that?

-I make coffee.

-You make coffee?

Yeah. Like, all different ones... Like...

You actually make coffee or you actually work in a coffee house?

-I work in a coffee house, so...

-Oh, right.

-I've got to ask you a question.

-Oh, go on, then.

-Do you like cats?

-Cats?

-Yes.

-Yeah, they're all right.

Yes! Get in. Because I think I'm a cat.

-You think you're a cat?

-Yeah, on like...

-Really?

-I'll hiss, I'll meow.

-Really?

Yeah, what was that about?

She thinks she's a cat? I didn't really get that, but, er...

that could be kind of fun to sort of find out.

I'll just see her crawling about on the floor, that'll be quite funny.

On all fours. I'll give her a little bowl of milk.

Er... Would you ever wear masks like this in bed?

-In what?

-Oh, not again, Adam!

Would you ever wear a mask like this in bed?

As in, like, lovemaking.

I'd do it. Yeah. Just the once.

Just to be crazy.

I can't believe how well that uncouth question's going down!

Anyway, thoughts on the date?

It kind of flowed quite well, the conversation, it...it kept going.

And you, Adam?

I hope she's not bald.

Because she looked bald, but she must have hair.

Great. Let's bring on the blue and brainy Venezuely.

Nice to meet you.

Your head looks like a brain.

-It is...yeah.

-What are you meant to be?

-I don't know.

-You don't know what you're meant to be?

I do, I do know, it's my brain, it's coming out and...

-You got a big brain?

-Yes.

-Are you intelligent?

-Yes, yeah.

And modest.

I brought you something. This is a Venezuelan chocolate, um...

Oh, yeah, I love chocolate. Where's that from? Where's your country?

Venezuela.

-Oh, Venezuela.

-Yes, South America.

-Where abouts is that then? Oh, America?

-Yes. Yes.

Oh, wow, I've been to America. I've been to New York.

Er... Really? When?

-Is it in America?

-No.

-Yeah.

-No. No. South America.

-Is it South America?

-Yes.

People usually know about my country a lot

cos it's on the news all the time.

In Venezuela!

But it is... It doesn't bother me at all.

I could help him, don't worry.

Ah, she's lovely!

But there's that one awful question playing on Adam's dirty mind.

In the bedroom, yeah, would you let me wear this mask?

What for?

Like, just, as in, like, a sexual encounter. Would you let me wear it?

Oh. Oh, God.

-Did I shock you a little bit?

-That's a tough one.

-Is that a tough one, is it?

-Yes. Definitely no.

-You're saying no?

-I don't think so, no.

-Oh, no.

-Thank the lord, Sofia.

God. How could you possibly ask that?

Yeah, I think I freaked her out with the, er,

with the mask question a little bit.

If I wanted to have sex with, with a spider, I would...

Well, anyway, forget it.

So, two out of three ain't bad. But, yeah.

Our malformed madams have all had their turn at seducing the spider

and he must now tell one of them fangs, but no fangs.

Hello, ladies.

-ALL:

-Hello.

To which one of these revolty girls is he about to say,

"I'll tarantu-later"?

Will it be Sofia?

Sure, she's brainy, but when it comes to bonking in a mask,

she was the only girl to give the saucy spider the brush off.

Will crazy Sami's eating habits mean Adam finds her hard to digest?

Or will fishy-faced barista cat Teri be shown the cat flap?

Who is your money spider on?

Three lovely dates. Enjoyed all of them.

Teri - great girl, easy to talk to, a few things in common, I liked.

Er, but I'm a bit worried that you're bald underneath that.

So that's...

Sami. Another great date. Conversation went really well,

easy to talk to again.

But I'm a bit worried you eat so much that

if we had a second date, it'd just cost me, like, the bomb.

I'd go 50/50.

Maybe.

Sofia. Again, you're a lovely girl but I think you're kind of shy.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah. With the mask thing, I don't...

you said you wouldn't want me in the bedroom with it on. So...

-Oh, really?

-Yeah. So that's a thing.

I wish I could take you all home. I really do.

But I've made my decision.

Er... The beast I'm binning is...

-..Sami.

-Oh, no!

Oh, no, Sofia.

That was the one. Not you.

Adam!

-You, Sofia.

-Quick, fire up Sofia's exit music!

# I'm gonna send him to outer space... #

Oh, my God! I can't believe I said the wrong girl's name.

I was trying to do the whole, like, trick the girl

and say the other name.

But I actually looked at the girl and said the one I was looking at.

Dreadful.

I would like to say something in Spanish - te lo pierdas,

which means, you miss it. I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

I think when my mask comes out, he will be really disappointed

and he will regret it, maybe.

Well, let's find out.

Before our Venez-ualien goes back to her singing and dancing,

let's see what the true Sofia looks like.

Ay Caramba!

Remind me, what was Adam's ideal look again?

I like brunette girls, they're probably my favourite.

Yeah, sort of like dark eyes, I like dark skinned girls, as well.

That's a big whoops, Adam, innit? Whoops!

Time for the remaining mask wearers to see for the first time

what he's missed out on.

Oh, my God.

-She's so pretty.

-You're stunning.

What do you think?

Te lo perdiste, you've missed it, or...or you don't...?

Oh, no. Oh, my God, like, gutted.

She had everything, like, everywhere. It was well good. Oh!

For now, Adam has to keep his furry chin up

and take Teri and Sami on their second dates.

Afterwards, he'll have to choose one of them to be his Sexy Beast.

No time to lose. Sami, you're up first.

Spidey and Stitch Face are ignoring the fact that they're

in sunny Brighton and instead are venturing down into a basement

to try their hand at...

..pottery.

So, this is a pottery wheel.

A few words of advice from expert Kate.

You're just gently feeling the clay.

Right, well, I know where this is going.

Will anything they say not be an innuendo?

Get your hands round it.

Oh, I've got a little, er... Something's going on inside there.

Urgh! What is that in the middle? Do you want some help?

-Yeah, I think I need a hand.

-Am I allowed to help?

Can you put your finger in the middle?

That's two fingers, OK.

Oh, God.

Sami's turn. Will she do better than Adam's slippery poo?

Start off nice and slow. Is this right?

Can I put my fingers in it?

Not yet. No, not yet, hold your horses.

Here we go again!

Now, don't look now, Sami, but there's a spider right behind you.

SONG: "Unchained Melody" by Righteous Brothers

Can I stick 'em in yet?

Yep. OK, you hold it. I'm going to get more water.

What about... How's this, then?

Ahhh. I wonder what they're making?

-Adam!

-What?

-What is that?

-It's a lighthouse.

Yes, of course it is.

And I guess every lighthouse needs some rocks.

-Make it bigger.

-OK.

-Oh, God. I like that.

-Is that better?

Mm-hm. Yeah.

Never done pottery before, ever. So that was, like, that's an experience.

I think I'm quite good, as well.

I think I made a pretty good lighthouse.

Erm, I'm not quite sure what he was trying to insinuate with

the shape of the lighthouse, but it was definitely interesting.

Well, Sami, it's a penis.

So are you going to do pottery again after this?

Yeah. I quite like it.

I can't imagine why.

Let's all cool down a bit over a post date cup of tea.

So we're drinking tea. Do you like tea?

I do love tea. I like it sugary and milky.

-Hmmm.

-Coffee drinker?

-Yeah, I am, actually.

-Yeah. Iced coffee?

-Never tried it.

-Never tried it? You've got to try it.

-I have one every single morning.

-Yeah?

-Yeah. Vanilla iced coffee.

They just make a really good one at work

so I just get it every morning, yeah.

-Oh, yeah, you work at a coffee shop, don't you?

-No.

Adam! That's the wrong girl!

I make coffee.

Have his chances of bi-urinal drinking with Sami gone up in smoke?

I work in a gym.

-Oh. Yeah, that's the one.

-There is coffee there.

Lucky escape. Now move on and don't do anything else embarrassing.

It ain't going to work, is it?

Like that.

I might dip my fangs in it.

Go on. That's not going to work. No.

Not going to work, is it? Need a straw or something.

-I've got a good question for you.

-Go on, then.

Would you rather eat poo-flavoured chocolate,

or chocolate-flavoured poo?

What? Chocolate-flavoured poo or poo-flavoured chocolate?

Yeah. You've got to think about that, don't you?

Mm-hm. Chocolate-flavoured poo.

You would rather eat chocolate-flavoured poo?

-Me too. Everyone thinks I'm weird for that, though.

-Yeah.

-Cos at least you've got the taste of chocolate in your mouth.

-Yeah.

But you're still eating actual faeces. Oh, the youth of today.

Hopefully, I think the chances of him picking me

as his Sexy Beast are quite high.

So, fingers crossed it'll all be good.

Franken-Sami is confident she's done enough,

but Adam has one more lady to see.

Will Teri manage to spin a web of desire?

If there's one place to do such a thing, it's out and about

around Brighton Pier.

-Right, you know how I've got a wife?

-Yeah.

Have you got a husband?

No, I ain't got a husband. Not really into men.

First on their dating to-do list is a classic seaside game

of crazy golf. And neither of them have ever played before.

Do you have to start this... Which one? 18?

No, start at number one. Where's one?

I don't even know how you hold a golfing club.

Well, that's good.

Oh, that's well good.

A crowd seem to be gathering.

Have they never seen a fish play a spider at golf before?

-Crazy golf with a crazy cat lady.

-Yes, crazy cat crazy golf.

I THINK Teri's enjoying herself.

I'm such a smiley person, and this face,

this mask, it just does not reflect who I am at all.

Go on. Give us your biggest smile.

Urgh.

Time to move on from golf and crank this date up a notch.

To the roller coaster!

So, do you like roller coasters? Are you scared of them?

-Roller coasters are my favourite ride.

-Are they?

-Yeah.

Oh, you ain't scared, then.

This should give them a good chance

to get to know each other a little better.

Adam, would you care to get the conversation started?

HE SCREAMS

Pretty manly. Teri, anything to say about that?

Well?

SHE SCREAMS

And any last words, Adam?

HE SCREAMS

Great. OK, well, not the best place to chat.

-It was scary, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

Time for a proper seaside sit-down to reflect on the date.

Adam, you've got a, you've got a little bit of, erm...

You've, erm... Forget it.

Would you dress up as a cat for me?

For you? Yeah, I'll dress up as a cat.

-Yes!

-We can be cats together. We can prance around...

-Yeah, we'll be cats together.

-Yeah.

-We'll have our own little cat family.

-I could be, like, the, er...

the cat from across the road and, like, you know, be the cool one,

-you know.

-I'm a cool cat.

-No, I'll be the cool cat.

Oh, how sweet.

ALARM SOUNDS

Dating is over!

And I smell a decision in the air.

Who will be Adam's Sexy Beast?

Will it be Sami?

She would eat poo, but she also knows how to erect a lighthouse.

Or will he pick Teri?

She thinks she's a cat... and she thinks she's a cat.

But she does think she's a cat.

Time to find out just how his spider senses are tingling,

and then it's bye to the masks and hello to the faces.

-Hello, girls. Are you all right? Yeah?

-Yes.

Good. It was great. I had fun, both dates.

Erm... This is going to be so hard.

Er... Sami. Great girl, you are a lovely girl. We had fun.

Probably the pottery date wasn't my perfect idea for a good date,

but I still had fun. We still... It was a laugh.

Teri. I think we got on well, we clicked, erm...

A little bit freaky, the cat thing.

I'm not going to lie, not going to lie. A bit freaky.

But maybe, maybe we could get past it.

This is the hardest decision to make,

cos I genuinely enjoyed both dates.

But I've made my decision.

Hopefully I'm going to get the name right this time.

Hopefully.

But my Sexy Beast is...

Sami or Teri? Teri or Sami?

Salmon teriyaki. Kiri Te Kanawa-nawa.

Sorry, I'm not sure what happened there.

It's time for Adam to decide who he wants to be his spider girl.

Teri.

Yes! You have got the name right, haven't you?

Yeah. That is the right name, that is the right name.

Well, there you go. The woman who thinks she's a cat

and the man who drinks from urinals and would eat a poo.

Purrr-fect.

I'm really, really happy to be Adam's Sexy Beast.

Although I don't look happy, but I am.

No, you don't. What about you, Sami? Any regrets?

Looking back, it definitely wasn't an error

talking about chocolate-flavoured poo or poo-flavoured chocolate

because that's something that runs through my mind all the time.

So I've got to put it out there.

If it doesn't come out at the beginning, it's going to come out

at some point, so... Yeah, no, no regrets.

Right. Soon we'll remove the legs from the spider, but in a nice way.

For now, though, we get to stare at the real Sami.

Her patchwork quilt of a face has been undone

and the babe from Berkshire is bared to behold.

SONG: "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

She can make me coffee any day - ha!

Oh, no, that was Teri, wasn't it? Sorry.

Her monster make-up is removed and the wait is over.

Will Adam's lighthouse collapse with regret once he sees the real Sami?

Well, let's see.

Sami gets to stare back at the real Adam, too,

though, at home, you must wait a little longer.

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You look nothing like I thought you looked like.

Neither do you.

-Don't I?

-Oh, my God. When...

When you said you had tattoos, I didn't realise you had that many.

Oh, yeah, there's loads. There's loads of tattoos.

-Oh, my gosh. Hi, nice to meet you.

-Hiya.

I've learnt always to be myself.

Like I said before, this whole way through, I've been myself

and he didn't really like me for that. I don't know why.

But I'll continue to be myself.

But also maybe to think outside the box a little bit more.

I was stuck in my blue-eyed box. I do like blue eyes...

'OK. While Sami finished the world's longest sentence,

'let's move on to our winner.'

We're all dying to know what the real Teri looks like.

Personally, I'm thinking short-tailed tabby. Here we go.

SONG: "Memory" by Elaine Paige

She looks Teri-ific. And there are the cat ears. Meow!

Adam has a treat in store when he sees Teri in all her Teri-ness.

And fast-talking Adam's about to

have a very speedy make over himself.

Goodbye eight legs and six eyes

and hello to the normal amount of facial features.

Don't make me list them.

# So take a look at me now... #

And what features they are!

He's a handsome chap with a handsome number of tattoos.

Teri will be like the catfish that got the cream

when the curtain falls.

Oh, my God. Hiya. You look nothing like I thought you'd look like.

You don't look like anything I thought you'd look like.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-Everyone says that.

-Oh, you look lovely, though.

-You look very nice.

Thanks.

MUSIC STOPS

Are you going to just, er... stand there?

Oh... Here, come on.

-Give me a hug.

-Do you want a hug?

-Yeah.

That's better.

I do fancy Adam. He's got such a gorgeous smile.

He's got such a nice body.

I hope I get to see more of his tattoos.

I chose Teri cos I was hoping she was brunette.

I just had that in my head. I was sure she was brunette.

But she weren't.

I'd probably rate them in order I knocked them out.

It was Sofia first, then Sami and then Teri.

Hmmmm. I don't think he gets the idea of this show,

but you never know, there was that rather sweet hug.

Eventually.

So, with their faces back as nature intended,

are their names etched on Cupid's arrow ready to be fired?

Well, we have means of finding out.

Welcome to the "Will They, Won't They?" bar.

If Adam and Teri want to see one another again

then all they have to do is show up.

And then have sex with their masks on, I think.

You could cut the atmosphere with a claw. Will anyone show?

It's Teri!

Of course, the cat wants to play with the spider, it makes sense.

But what about Adam?

Does he see a future with genetically spliced half cat,

half human children?

-No.

-Is he not coming? Why?

Sorry, Teri.

His reason for not showing, and it's nothing to do with cats,

it's just he doesn't like the fact you've got blonde hair.

I haven't. I've got naturally very dark brown hair.

Is this all for me?

Ah, romance.

The dating is done

Fare thee well, adios

Did we find a love match?

No, we weren't even close

Adam, our spider, made a penis from clay

Called it a lighthouse then blew Sami away

But he wasn't done there, he let Teri down, too

Popped a poo in her litter tray and got another tattoo.

Bye-bye, everybody. Bye-bye.

# On candy-striped legs

# The spiderman comes

# Softly through the shadow of the evening sun

# Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead

# Looking for the victim shivering in bed

# Searching out fear in the gathering gloom

# And suddenly a movement... #