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# When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star

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# I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world

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# Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies... #

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Most of us love getting dressed up for that special occasion

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and putting on a tad more make-up than we would day to day,

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but some girls need to learn to step away from the glitter

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and put down the false tan.

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These girls love their make-up and all things fake

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and refuse to give them up without a fight.

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They don't need a makeOVER, they need a makeUNDER.

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Welcome to the gorgeously natural world of the makeunder!

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This is POD, your personal overhaul device.

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-Hello, POD.

-Hello, the Frost.

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How's the old mission going?

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My mission to transform everyone into stunning natural beauties

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is going podding brilliantly, thank you very much.

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No need to get shirty, I'm here to help after all!

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-Yes, you are.

-But I'm going to be good cop to your bad cop.

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Just get on with it, Frost.

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Coming up on tonight's show...

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I like wearing sexy stuff.

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For a big night out, my make-up has to be flawless, fabulous and fierce.

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I just love having big boobs and knowing that they get attention.

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Tonight, three plastic princesses will experience the magic

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of a makeunder!

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Do you want to know who is up first?

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That would be very helpful, Frost.

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First up is a lovely Liverpudlian called Kelsey. Be nice.

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Hi, I'm Kelsey, I'm a sexy Scouser,

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I love feeling really sexy and looking dead sexy.

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I just love feeling sexy. Sexy, sexy and sophisticated.

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I am a curvy girl and I like showing my curves off.

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I like wearing sexy stuff.

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I love wearing false tan because it makes you look perfect.

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It makes me feel sexy and a lot more attractive.

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Orange!

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I'm putting the towel round me cos I forgot to bring my clothes.

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I've got to go home in a towel!

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She doesn't need all the fake tan, the fake eyelashes, the fake nails,

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fake blonde hair, cos she's gorgeous the way she is.

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The colour on my face is progressing and getting a bit darker.

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I just like being fake.

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I'm single, so when I go out I really go for it

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to get loads of attention of all the lads.

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You do tend to get a lot of boys staring and whistling.

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I like to be the centre of attention.

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It's just about showing people your body and just letting them know

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how sexy you really are.

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Bye!

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-Hello, babe, how are you?

-I'm fine.

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What is it about Liverpool that makes everybody get so glammed up,

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no matter what night of the week it is?

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Cos in Liverpool we've got the best-looking lads ever.

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I agree, I love a Scouse boy.

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How long does it take you to get ready for a night out?

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Sometimes it can take, like, two days.

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I start planning the day before so I am ready for the next night.

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Is this an average outfit for a night out?

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This is what I'd wear on a BIG night out.

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Are you nervous about going into POD?

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I'm so nervous, I'm scared.

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POD can be quite harsh sometimes, but a good Scouse girl,

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you'll give as good as you get?

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I'll be able to take it and give as good as I get.

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Kelsey, gorgeous girl. Good luck in POD, I know you'll be fabulous.

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Good luck!

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-I am POD, who are you?

-I'm Kelsey.

-Kelsey?

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-Yes, POD?

-Where do you come from?

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-Liverpool.

-POD computes Liverpool is famous for its football team.

-Yeah.

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-Do you like football?

-Yeah.

-Who is you favourite footballer?

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-Steven Gerrard.

-Would you like to be his WAG?

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-Yeah!

-What would you and Steven Gerrard have in common?

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Footballs and clothes and money.

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Hmm, do you know much about football, Kelsey?

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I know a bit about football, actually, considering I'm a girl.

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In that case, please explain the offside rule to POD.

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When you kick a ball offside...

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-Hmm, very informative. Do you like other sports?

-Yeah.

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-I go shopping.

-Is that really a sport, Kelsey?

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It's a girl's sport, yeah, I think.

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-And what are the rules to this girl's sport?

-Do not buy tacky clothes.

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WHISTLE BLOWS FOUL. RED CARD.

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-Kelsey, you have already broken your own rules.

-Well, that is just rude.

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Well, so is your outfit. SHE LAUGHS

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-Kelsey?

-Yes, POD?

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Why do you wear all that slap?

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-Cos I like it.

-What do you look like without it?

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Ugly, nearly dead and disgusting.

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The only thing that's nearly dead about you is that skunk on your head.

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-No!

-When was the last time your natural beauty wasn't buried under all that slap?

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When I was about 14.

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-And what did you look like?

-Ugly.

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POD thinks there is nothing ugly about this girl.

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-That's just wrong.

-What are the differences between then and now?

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Then, I looked ugly and young and stupid,

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and now I look fashionable and sexy and cute.

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POD completely disagrees.

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Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

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Cos that many people are telling me that I'm too fake

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and they don't like me look, so I'm just curious

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to see what I would look like.

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All in good time, Kelsey, but now it's time to find out if people

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-who don't know you think you are too fake, too. Are you ready?

-Yeah.

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I asked men, would you buy this girl jewellery, dinner or a kebab?

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I'm gonna say dinner. I'll be very upset if someone says kebab.

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-Dinner.

-Play.

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Probably a kebab, cos she looks cheap.

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-Definitely the kebab.

-I would buy her a kebab

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because I think that's all she would really be worth.

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I'd like to see them say it to me face.

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80% of the people we asked wanted to buy you a kebab.

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I am so shocked!

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I also asked, would you snog, marry or avoid her?

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-I'd say bottom, avoid.

-Play.

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-I would avoid her.

-I would avoid her, she looks cheap.

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I'd definitely avoid her. She looks like a complete tart.

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Now I am fuming.

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The majority of the men we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

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Well, that's their loss, isn't it?

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-Hmm, are you ready for my verdict, Kelsey?

-Yeah.

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You are a wannabe WAG whose tacky style would get you sent off

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and you need my red card to red carpet makeunder.

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Here is your makeunder menu.

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Choose a new hair colour.

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Ebony, dark chocolate, vibrant copper, caramel blonde.

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Er, caramel blonde.

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Choose a celebrity style - Rachel Bilson, Gwyneth Paltrow,

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-Mischa Barton, Sienna Miller.

-Sienna Miller.

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It is now time for the next stage of my beauty programme.

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This is where you will remove all of your slap.

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-No, I don't want to do that in front of everyone.

-Tough.

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-Please don't, don't want to.

-Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

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Put on the head garment.

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-I'm not putting that stupid hat on my head.

-Yes, you are.

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-Can't I just leave a little bit down?

-No you can't, get on with it.

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Ahh, that's out of order, that.

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-So is your sticky orange face, now start wiping.

-I look awful.

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-Show me the state of that pad.

-Look how orange it is!

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-My point exactly.

-Ahh, I am really fake, aren't I?

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Yes, you are, Kelsey, but you already look much better.

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I look like I've just jumped out of a coffin.

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That's your natural beauty coming back to life.

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-This is just plain ugly.

-POD thinks you look very pretty.

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How are you feeling about seeing the new you?

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Dead excited.

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Run phase 3 - the makeunder.

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Oh, my God!

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-What do you think?

-Yeah, it's lovely.

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-Can you see you are a natural beauty?

-Don't know.

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POD thinks you look very elegant.

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It looks nicer than I what I thought it was gonna look.

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What do you think of your dress?

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Maybe with a belt and a bit shorter and no tights.

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No, Kelsey, it's time to get sophisticated.

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-Where would you wear this outfit?

-To go to dinner.

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-And what would you order?

-Caviar or something in this frock!

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-Not a kebab then?

-No way!

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-Shall we see if the public have changed their minds?

-Yeah...

-Play.

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I'd buy her jewellery, cos she looks like a classy lady.

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Dinner, she looks like good company.

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I would buy her dinner because she looks like a pretty, natural girl

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-and I'd be happy to be seen with her.

-Yay!

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Now no-one wanted to buy you a kebab. 80% said dinner

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and the rest said jewellery.

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Brilliant, just made up that no-one wanted to buy me a kebab,

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I'm far too good for a kebab.

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-Shall we see if less people would avoid you now?

-Yeah.

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I would snog her. She's really fit and kinda sexy.

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I would snog her.

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I would definitely snog her, she looks well cute

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-and naturally pretty.

-Wow.

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90% of the men we asked now want to snog you, and the rest

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-want to marry you.

-That's good.

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Here is your natural beauty data. A classic evening dress accessorized

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with a hat gives an individual twist on a sophisticated look.

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A soft pink blush on the apple of the cheek is a great way to give skin

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a healthy glow without the need for layers and layers of bronzer.

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I like it. I like me make-up. It does look nice.

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It doesn't look like I've got any on, does it?

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When you are as naturally pretty as you, you don't need a lot of make-up.

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It does look better.

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Will you keep your new look?

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I think I definitely will stick to wearing less make-up.

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-Do you promise?

-Promise!

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POD computes this makeunder has been a complete success.

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Yeah, it's been lovely.

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-Goodbye, Kelsey.

-Bye!

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SHE SCREAMS

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Oh, my God! You look gorgeous!

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-Do you like it?

-I love it.

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I've got tears in my eyes. You look gorgeous!

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I look dead different, though, don't I?

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-Kelsey, you look gorgeous.

-I do definitely like this look better.

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Yeah, it's well better. I love it. You look gorgeous.

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Oh, my God, I'm crying!

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Wow, Kelsey looked fantastic, but who knew somebody

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could be so offended by a kebab?!

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Will she keep her classy new look? We'll find out later.

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Now, we all love beauty tip or two, but some of you

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have gone a spray tan too far.

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A word to the wise - don't believe everything you hear.

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Fake eyelashes, black eyeliner, white eyeliner on the inside

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and I just go out then.

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I always wear sun cream on my lips, to make them nice and soft.

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-Don't straighten your hair.

-Don't straighten, blow it.

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Making sure you smell and look gorgeous is really important

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before you go out.

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-Lots of eye make-up.

-Definitely fake tan.

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Fake tan, all the way. No need for sun beds. It ruins your skin.

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I put eyelashes on and put a little bit of mascara on,

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so they don't look too fake.

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You have got to have your bling, your bracelets, your earrings.

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Too much would make it a bit tacky.

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Smoky eyes are always a killer for the lads.

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Always try and be yourself.

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Don't care what anyone else thinks.

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Faith and Prada!

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Next into POD is Dani, who loves her fake boobs

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and isn't afraid to show them off.

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Call me crazy but I have a feeling POD might have a problem with that!

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I'm Dani, I'm 25 and I'm a glamour model.

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I've had my boobs done twice and now they are an F.

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I do prefer them bigger. I would even do it again.

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# I can give you what you want... #

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I think it's a porn star look.

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Not that I want to be a porn star, but I do like the porn star look.

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# I can make your heart beat short... #

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I just love having big boobs and knowing that they get attention.

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I think people are really negative about my boobs when they're jealous.

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Anyone who likes me likes my boobs.

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Lots of blusher, because I like to be orange.

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As long as I've got eyeliner and mascara on, I'm quite happy.

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My make-up is not very natural.

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-She should be more natural.

-More natural, we think.

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That's my make-up done.

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This is my hair.

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It's just so much easier than having your own hair.

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I think hair extensions just look more glamorous.

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If I'm going out, actually clubbing, then I wear as little as possible.

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Every single time we got out, people will stare at her all the time.

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I like to be noticed.

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I've been single for ages and I've kind have given up a little bit.

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I usually tend to attract drunk guys.

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Nice guys might be a bit intimidated.

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-Hello, Dani. How are you?

-I'm good.

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Let me see this outfit, give us a flash.

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Pink corset, little polka-dot pants. They're see-through at the back.

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Like going out with no knickers on?

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But I wear a thong underneath, so, you know...everything's hidden.

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Do you think your look makes you less approachable to men?

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I probably am unapproachable because of how I look.

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Do you think, with a makeunder, you're going to attract a different kind of guy, maybe find a nice guy?

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I think with a makeunder, I would find nice men.

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The kind of settling down men, rather than drunken party animals.

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Are you excited about your makeunder,

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or feeling slightly dubious?

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I'm ready for POD, I'm just not ready to be brunette again.

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Dani, I'm going to wish you good luck now.

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I'll see you on the other side but will you be blonde

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or will you be brunette? We shall see.

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-I'm POD, who are you?

-Hi POD, I'm Dani.

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Why are you dressed like a bar wench Barbie who forgot her skirt?

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I'm not! A pink corset, little pants - I think it's cute.

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POD thinks it's rude.

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I like the way I dress,

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I like pink and I like the Barbie look and blonde hair and big boobs.

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I can see that. Are they your natural assets?

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My boobs aren't natural. Not much of me is natural.

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You do surprise me! How about your tan? Is that natural?

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My tan is all sun bed because I don't believe in leaving anybody

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with orange sheets.

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POD doesn't compute. Please explain orange sheets.

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You might stay at someone's and if you wear fake tan, their sheets

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-go orange and then everyone knows you've got fake tan on.

-Hmm, I see.

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So it's better to damage your skin than damage someone's sheet?

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-Yes, I do know this POD, OK.

-Aren't you worried about getting wrinkles?

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If I do, I'll just have Botox.

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Why not grow old gracefully?

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I won't. I'll have facelifts and I'll be nipped and tucked and stretched and be fine.

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You mean to tell POD that your addiction to fakery

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is going to get worse?

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My addiction to fakery could get worse. I even consider

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other things, but I'm being good now and not having anything else done.

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That is a relief, but it's POD's mission to rid the world

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of fakery, and it sounds like I got to you just in time.

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I like fakery. Fake is good. Look at Pamela Anderson.

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She's fake and she's also 40 and she looks great.

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OK, let's look at Pamela Anderson. Here she is at 40,

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and here are her boobs.

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So how will you and your plastic idol, Pammy, look aged 60?

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Well, here's a woman who's had repeated plastic surgery.

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It's Rocky's mum, Jackie Stallone. The choice is yours, girls.

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-That's a bit rude.

-That's a matter of opinion. Do you have a boyfriend?

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No, I'm single but, you know, it's OK.

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What men do you attract with this look?

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Drunk party animals and players.

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-POD can't think why.

-Because men like blonde hair and big boobs.

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Even if they say they don't, secretly, they probably do a bit.

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Ahh, I see. Thank you for clearing that up.

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Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

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Because I've been single for four years and I kind of think

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I don't attract the right kind of men, looking like this,

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so if I have a makeunder, I'd attract different types of men.

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POD thinks your stunning natural beauty will definitely attract

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-a better sort of chap.

-Thank you.

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-Are you ready for the first stage of my beauty programme?

-Ready.

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Run phase one.

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I asked men only, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

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-OK.

-What do you think they said?

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-Ah, snog.

-Play.

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Avoid, like the plague.

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Avoid, without a doubt.

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I, personally, would definitely avoid her.

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She's got too much boobies, too much to handle.

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I like a woman with natural boobies.

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He just couldn't handle it.

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And he's not alone. 65% of the men we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

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Well, what can I say? That 65% of people are wrong.

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The only thing that's wrong is your obsession with fakery.

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I also asked, how old is she? 20, 25 or 30?

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-Oh, God, 25.

-Play.

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I'm gonna go for 32 maybe?

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-Too much make-up, hiding the wrinkles maybe.

-About 30.

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I think she's 30, an older girl that's trying to look young.

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But it ain't happening.

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I don't know anybody who would say I look 30.

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Well, 70% of the people we asked said you do look 30 or older.

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They're all bitchy. They're probably just ones that know

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they couldn't have me so they're gonna bitch.

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Hmm. Are you ready for my verdict?

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-I'm ready.

-Dani, you're a big-boobed fake fanatic, heading towards

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a future made of plastic. You need my "stop in the name of natural beauty"

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makeunder and you need it immediately. Run the makeunder.

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-Oh, my God!

-What do you think?

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Do you know what? I actually do quite like it, I think.

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-What do you like most?

-I think the make-up looks nice, like, natural.

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POD thinks you look very pretty as a brunette.

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-Do you think?

-Yes.

-I like it. I think it's nice. If I was looking

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at somebody else and they looked like this,

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I'd think it was nice, but I just think that I'm blonde at heart.

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What's so good about fake blonde hair?

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I wanna look glamorous. It might be pretty

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but it's pretty and plain, not pretty and glam.

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POD thinks there's nothing plain about your stunning natural beauty.

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-Thank you.

-Shall we see what the public think

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of your new brunette look?

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-Yes, POD.

-Before, the majority of the men we asked wanted to avoid you.

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Let's see what they would do now.

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-Play.

-I'd probably snog her, if she was up for it.

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Yeah, probably a snog.

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I think she looks beautiful. I think the brown hair

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shows off her complexion and brings out her features.

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-Now, 60% want to snog you, and the rest want to marry you.

-OK.

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How does it feel to hear people say you're beautiful, Dani?

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It's nice that people said nicer stuff but I'm not bothered.

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It doesn't mean I'll stay like this at all.

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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Dark chestnut hair is a great colour to bring out your stunning blue eyes.

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Wearing a fitted jacket that's tailored to your body is a great way

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to avoid swamping a petite frame. Do you like your jacket, Dani?

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I really like the jacket, but I could wear it out

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with a little pair of knickers. No, Dani, no!

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-Sorry.

-Is there any chance that you'll be keeping this new look?

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I won't keep this look. I'll definitely be going blonde again.

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Even if you only attract players?

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I might be sacrificing the opportunity to meet nice men

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but I don't want to meet nice boring men.

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-I want nice, fun men.

-Drunk players don't sound like much fun to POD.

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I'm still gonna go back to blonde.

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That's a shame, as POD thinks you make a lovely natural beauty.

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It's just not for me right now. Maybe one day I'll go dark again.

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I don't know. Just not now.

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POD hopes that day won't be too far off.

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-Goodbye.

-Bye!

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HER FRIEND LAUGHS

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-You look so different!

-I know.

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I like the jeans and the shoes.

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The jeans and the heels are quite nice.

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I thought it made her look younger and it made her look really...

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She is pretty, but it made her look really, really pretty.

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-I think the make-up and hair...

-I hate the hair.

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You don't like the hair at all? I really like it.

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-I don't think dark hair is glamorous.

-But you look more sophisticated.

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But I am blonde and I have massive boobs and I like to flaunt it.

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So, it's back to the old Dani, then?

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What a shame Dani didn't like it.

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I thought she looked great as a brunette.

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Maybe POD will have more luck with her next visitor, Collagen Girl.

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Then again, maybe not!

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I'm POD. Who are you?

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-Collagen Girl.

-What's your real name?

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Collagen Westwood Botoxina Versace.

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Hmm, glad you cleared that up.

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-Do you actually have any collagen in your lips?

-Not yet, but soon.

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Why do you want to squirt chemicals into your lips?

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Um, I wanna look like Pete Burns. I wanna have big lips, like that.

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-Why?

-Cos he's sex on legs.

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Hmm. Accessing data. POD doesn't compute

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why you want to look like a man in drag?

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-He's beautiful.

-Are you a drag queen?

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No, but I want to be. I'm a diva-in-practising, obviously.

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Obviously. Do you have any other ambitions?

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To be a famous singer.

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So, do you do any numbers?

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I used to be a Cher impersonator.

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Interesting. Will you perform for POD?

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Oh, my God. I don't know.

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-Oh, go on.

-# If I could turn back time

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# If I could find a way

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# I'll take back those words that hurt you

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# And you'd say... #

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-That was very impressive.

-Thank you.

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-But, please, don't impersonate Cher's plastic-fantastic face.

-I love Cher.

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She's got a nice voice and she's got a gorgeous plastic face.

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What makes you say that?

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Cos I stand for all things plastic, 100% fake.

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POD only computes 100% natural.

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-Maybe you should upgrade.

-Maybe YOU should stop before it's too late.

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Yes.

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Why have you come to see POD today?

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Um, I'd like to have a new look, I guess, to see what I look like.

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In that case, POD is going to show you how to look like a naturally

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fabulous diva without the need for plastic parts.

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-Oh, my God! That's fabulous.

-Are you ready?

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Yes.

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Run the makeunder.

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-Oh, my God.

-So, what do you think?

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I like it. I feel like a '50s film star.

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POD thinks you look like one too.

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Wow, gorgeous.

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What do you think of your make-up?

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What make-up?

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Someone as naturally pretty as you doesn't need a lot of make-up.

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-Would you like to know how I achieved your gorgeous look?

-Definitely.

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A pencil skirt paired with a chunky belt cinches in the waist

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and creates a feminine hourglass shape.

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This classic '40s style gives a gorgeous and glamorous look

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and shows off the natural diva in you.

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-Do you still want to look like a drag queen?

-I like being drag queenish

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but this is good for the day.

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What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:24:220:24:24

Er, it can be good if it's done right, if it's done by POD.

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-Correct.

-I'd still have my lips bigger, like this.

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Incorrect!

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POD's amazing. I'm a big fan.

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POD is a big fan of your naturally fabulous look.

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-Fabulous.

-But not of your obsession with plastic.

-Yeah.

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-Goodbye

-Bye-bye.

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Now, for all of you out there who have ever had a make-up mishap

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or a beauty disaster, I know how you feel.

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So, in the name of all things girly, I've sacrificed myself for you,

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to make sure it doesn't happen again. You can thank me later!

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For a really intensive moisturising experience

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without going to the spa, it's very easy to do.

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All you need is moisturiser, some Mickey Mouse gloves, and some socks.

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You put lots of moisturiser on your feet before you go to bed.

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Then put your socks on, and in the morning,

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your feet should be lovely and soft.

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Then put on our little magic white gloves.

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Overnight, the heat from the gloves and the socks will intensify

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the moisturising action. Your hands and feet will be lovely and soft.

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So...I'm going to bed now.

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I'll see you in the morning.

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ALARM RINGS

0:25:470:25:48

Morning.

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Right, let's see if our little experiment's worked.

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Socks off.

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Well, lovely and soft.

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In fact, I think it's taken years off me.

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Well, my hands and feet, anyway.

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Do you remember the Scouse beauty from earlier on in the show,

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the gorgeous Kelsey? She looked fabulous after a make under,

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but how she kept the natural ways or gone back to naughty false tan?

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Let's meet the girl now and find out. Hello, beautiful.

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-Hiya.

-Tell me about your makeunder.

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I enjoyed it loads, I really did like it.

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But I just had to go back to blonde.

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What did you think of natural beauty before,

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and has your perception changed now, since the makeunder?

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I didn't ever think that I'd still look nice with less make-up on,

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more natural-looking make-up.

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But it's better when I come in of a night and wake up

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in the morning! Not as scary!

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-What do your family think of it?

-They all loved it.

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They said it looks well better than what I did before.

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Is there anything from the makeunder that you couldn't live without?

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-The hair.

-Me hair. I think that's it.

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I've gone without the false tan and the big black eyes

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and the fake eyelashes... and the red lips!

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What has the makeunder experience taught you?

0:27:120:27:15

It has learnt me that, with make-up,

0:27:150:27:17

less is definitely more, but not when it comes down to clothes!

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Did you enjoy it and would you recommend it to someone else?

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I loved it. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone who wants to do it.

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It's brilliant.

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I think you look beautiful with a lot less make-up.

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You're an absolutely gorgeous girl.

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-Thanks for letting us give you a makeunder.

-Thank you.

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-POD, you must be exhausted, you worked so hard today.

-Yes, I have.

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If only everyone appreciated my efforts as much as you.

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Well, nobody said it would be easy but yours is a noble mission.

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Thank you, Jenny Frost. Your support means a lot to POD.

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Always, POD, but you need to get some rest now.

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-Good night, The Frost.

-Lots of love, POD. POD off.

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