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# When I grow up I wanna be famous

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# I wanna be a star

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# I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world

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# Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies... #

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If the thought of going a whole day

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without make-up and false tan fills you with dread,

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well, you're not alone.

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Some of Britain's babes are abandoning natural beauty

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and falling head-over-heels for fakery -

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fake hair, fake nails

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and far too much fake tan.

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They don't need a makeover, they need a make-under.

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Welcome to the wonderful world of the make-under.

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This is POD, your Personal Overhaul Device.

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-Hello, POD.

-Hello there, Frost. You're looking lovely today.

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-Thank you, you're not so bad yourself.

-Naturally, Frost, I always look good.

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If only I could say the same for everyone I meet.

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Once you've stripped the girls of all their fakery and slap, maybe you'll be able to.

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That is POD's dream

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and you are here to help me make it a reality.

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Now, let's get on with it.

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Coming up on tonight's show...

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When I let me hair down,

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I do let me hair down.

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I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie.

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My name's Ebony.

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I'm a military cyber-Goth.

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Tonight...

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one girl, a six foot rubber soldier and a make-up mad man

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will experience the magic of the make-under.

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So come on, Frost, who have you got for me?

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First up is Vicky, a girl whose eyelashes are as big as a WAG's wardrobe.

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Vicky James, 22, out there. Just a good, old Yorkshire lass up for a laugh.

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I'm a full-time mum.

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Every Friday I let me hair down.

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I do let me hair down.

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I guess it's true when you say "blonde girls have more fun" cos, yes, they certainly do.

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SHE GIGGLES AND SQUEALS

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This is my going-out wardrobe.

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You've got to have a new outfit every Saturday night. Once you've worn it once,

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you don't wear it again.

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This has to be one of my favourites -

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leather skirt,

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top that does everything for your boobs.

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Out looking sexy, attracting the right fellers.

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I love it.

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She doesn't usually like me to see

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the things that she goes out in.

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It's all about the eyelashes and the lipstick.

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Showing a bit of leg and a bit of flesh - we like that.

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What she's wearing is quite...

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embarrassing.

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She's just so mad, I mean, especially with the boys.

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I think men can sometimes be intimidated by her confidence.

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I'd love to see Victoria wearing something really classy

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and not having all the make-up that she wears.

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I think that she might like it herself.

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-Hello, Vicky, how are you?

-I'm good thanks.

-Can I just say,

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possibly the longest and the most fabulous lashes we've ever had in POD?

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Yeah, they are quite long and false, obviously.

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You are going to go into POD now and POD,

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she's more than likely gonna strip this away.

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How's that gonna make you feel?

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Naked, bare, ugly...

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You are so far from ugly it's ridiculous.

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-Thank you but you'll see for yourself.

-What's one thing you won't be able to live without?

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Everything! Everything!

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So, starting to feel a bit anxious and nervous?

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-Scared.

-Scared?

-Scared but up for a challenge, yeah.

-Up for a challenge?

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-Do you think POD's ready for you?

-I'm ready for the POD but is the POD ready for me?

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Right, Vicky with the lovely, luscious lashes, I'm gonna wish you good luck in POD.

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Not that I think you need it, beautiful, but good luck.

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Yabadabadoo! I'm POD. Who are you?

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I'm Vicky James.

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Are you on your way to a fancy-dress party?

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No, POD, it's not a fancy-dress costume.

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-This is like my glamorous look.

-Can you see that you look like a crazy cavegirl?

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Not quite, POD.

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Hmm, you are clearly blinded by those ludicrously long lashes.

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No, these are my eyelash extensions, POD.

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Ah, I see. Shame you can't.

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Well, I like my eyelashes. I wouldn't go on a night out

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without the eyelashes and without the red lipstick.

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-Hmm, have you always worn this much make-up, Vicky?

-Erm, well, not always.

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Mum and Dad didn't let me wear make-up until I was about 15.

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According to my beauty files,

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you looked very pretty without all that slap.

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-Oh, my word!

-Do you think you looked better then or now?

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Now! God, all this time and effort I've put into it, I should hope I look better now.

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POD completely disagrees.

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No way!

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Who is your style icon?

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Jordan - Katie Price.

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For the love of POD?!

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Why does everyone like this tangerine tinted, bogus boobied Barbie doll?!

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She's gorgeous!

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-She's grim!

-VICKY GASPS

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POD only understands natural beauty.

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-Do you think you could be a natural beauty?

-Not at all, POD.

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-Nope!

-Why not?

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I think as a natural beauty

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there'd be nothing.

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There's nothing that's naturally beautiful without make-up.

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-Do you understand what I'm saying?

-No.

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-POD thinks that underneath all that slap you are very naturally beautiful.

-Thanks.

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But I think, honestly, you're gonna have your hands full.

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It's like an impossible mission sort of thing.

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To POD it is mission most PODable. Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

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Because I am up for a challenge. I'd like to do it.

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I'd like to do it for my mum actually as well. So, Mum and Dad, I'm doing this for you.

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POD thinks they will be very proud.

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Run phase one - Public Analysis.

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-Are you ready?

-No.

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-Are you scared?

-Yes.

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I asked the public...

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-Marry.

-Play.

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-Avoid her.

-I'd avoid her.

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Her eyelashes might knock me out.

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She looks completely deranged.

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Deranged? Now, that is a nasty word!

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-No-one wanted to marry you.

-No way!

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65% of the public wanted to avoid you completely.

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We'll have to do something about it POD, won't we?

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We will. Are you ready for my verdict?

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Go on, POD, let's have it.

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Your lashings of lipstick

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and ludicrous lashes have obscured your view of you for too long

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and you need my...

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-Hah!

-This is your make-under menu.

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-Right. Bring it on.

-Choose an new eye make-up style -

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subtle silver, soft green, smoky brown, soft shimmer.

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Smoky brown.

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Choose a celebrity style -

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Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson,

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Holly Willoughby, Rachel Wilson.

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-Holly Willoughby.

-Before I transform you

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into a natural beauty,

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I need you to remove ALL of that slap.

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Keep my eyelashes on?

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No! Run phase two.

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-Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform.

-Oh, my word!

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Give me those lashes!

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I might scream.

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Aah...aah...argh!

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Aa-aa-aaargh!

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Goodbye my...

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beauty eyelashes.

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Now remove your make-up.

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Show me the state of that pad.

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I feel bare. Euw.

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POD can see you are a real natural beauty.

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I can't believe people are gonna see me like this!

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How are you feeling about seeing the new, natural you?

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Absolutely terrified.

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Are you ready for your make-under?

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CHUCKLES But I'll never be ready so let's do it.

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Run phase three...

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the make-under.

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Oh, my God!

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SHE SHRIEKS

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Oh...

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My Mum'll love it.

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How are you feeling, Vicky?

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Shocked.

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I've never had hair so flat to me head before!

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-I'm not sure it suits me.

-What do you like most about your new look?

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The dress is quite nice. I wouldn't choose it myself but it's quite nice.

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And the shoes - I love these shoes.

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POD has let you keep a little bit of cavegirl.

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They're the best thing about the make-under.

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-What do you think of your make-up?

-It's nice. It's naturally done

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but I don't think... I'd do it for a night out.

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My lashes have gone.

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-I need my lashes.

-You don't need anything, Vicky.

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You are very naturally beautiful.

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Does POD need glasses?

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POD has perfect vision.

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Shall we see what the public think of your new look?

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-Yes.

-Before I asked...

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-Here we go.

-Play.

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I would snog her.

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She's got quite a natural look to her.

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I'd probably snog her, yes.

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80% of the public now want to snog you

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and the rest want to marry you.

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-Honestly?!

-Yes.

-I'd like to meet these.

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Here is how I achieved your new natural look.

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Hair has been softened with a beautiful gold tone

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and brown panels add texture to give a more natural look.

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Using mascara only on the top lashes, opens the eyes without looking overly made-up.

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-Yes, we can see there's no make-up on round there.

-How do you feel about natural beauty now?

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If you are beautiful then you don't need to wear make-up, do you?

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Not everyone has that wonderful gift - like myself.

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So you really can't see that you are naturally beautiful?

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I don't think so, no.

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That makes POD sad.

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I wish I could but...I can't.

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POD can't make you love this look until you love you.

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And, Vicky...

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-Yeah?

-..there is a lot to love.

-Thank you, POD.

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-Thank you, Vicky. Goodbye.

-Bye!

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Oh, if only she realised how gorgeous she really is.

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I'll catch up with her later to see if she's started to believe it.

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Vicky's not the only one who'd be lost without her lashes.

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Some of you are as obsessed with fakery as POD is with natural beauty.

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Fake tan is the way forward.

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Sunbeds are a thing of the past.

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It was purple, and then I dyed it three times this week,

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then put highlighter on it and now it's ginger.

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Foundation - less is more.

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Eye shadow - more is loads better.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Make sure your shoes match your outfit, bag and belt, and that your nails are done.

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Use anti-firming cream on your face.

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That's what I would say.

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I get my hair cut once a year.

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Yeah. Natural, isn't it?

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If you use fake tan... look at the consequences, man!

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ALL: Less is more!

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Next into POD is Ross, Aberdeen's very own Barbie boy.

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Now, there's no prizes for guessing his favourite colour.

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MUSIC: "Golden Brown" by the Stranglers

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Orange or darker, is one of the best skin colours you can have.

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# Golden brown... #

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Makes you stand out in the crowd if you're the darkest one there,

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and I intend to be the darkest one there.

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I've been living in Aberdeen all my life.

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I don't really know any other people in this area that look like me.

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I wear more make-up than my mum. Quite a lot of foundation,

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and I apply it really thickly. I cake it on.

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There's no such thing as too much make-up.

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I'm going for a Beyonce look with my skin colour.

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This is a foundation for black people. I like my face very dark, so this is what I'm using.

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It can be too much. It looks ridiculous, I think, sometimes.

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Well, Ross's look is eccentric and outrageous.

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I own lots and lots of fake-gold jewellery.

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I don't think you can ever have enough, cos it looks really special.

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But this is gangsta bling. Lots and lots of bling.

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I got a lot of attention the night I wore this.

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I know I've got the body and the bum to carry them off. Some people don't, but I do.

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MUSIC: "Just Dance" by Lady GaGa

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When I'm out, I get recognised as "that blond boy from college"

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or "that blond boy from that bar".

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It makes me feel, I don't know, famous, maybe.

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Just the attention. I just love attention.

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I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie

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and I absolutely love it.

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Right, hello, Ross. Talk me through your look today.

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Today, I'm going for a bit of '80s neon-raver look, with a bit of punk thrown in.

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I'm wearing hot-pink accessories, lots of fake-gold jewellery,

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white hot pants and a pink skull T-shirt with body glitter on it.

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-I put body glitter over my clothes.

-You spray body glitter on your clothes?

-Yeah.

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Is your idea of complete hell blending into the crowd?

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Oh, I hate not being noticed. Yeah, I really do.

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It'd make me feel very uncomfortable to go out dressed normally, with no jewellery or tan on.

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I wouldn't like it at all.

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-What do you think POD's gonna pick on you for?

-I think it'll be my make-up, the tan, the hair,

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the jewellery, the colours... The lack of clothing!

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Everything, really, probably. Yeah.

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-Are you nervous, excited? How do you think POD's gonna react to you?

-Excited. I can't wait,

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-but I'm slightly nervous, as well.

-I'll wish you good luck now.

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I don't know what's going to happen in POD. Can't wait to see!

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I am POD.

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-Who are you?

-I'm Ross.

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No, you are orange.

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I love being orange.

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-As orange as I can possibly be.

-Why?

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Cos it's the best skin colour ever.

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POD has never met such a fake tan fanatic. Do you think about anything else?

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I do think about fake tan quite a lot. I dream about it sometimes.

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-Those are good dreams.

-That is POD's worst nightmare.

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-What's wrong with being pale and interesting?

-Pale's not interesting!

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-It's nasty!

-Please hold your hands up to your face.

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-POD computes that is nasty.

-That's the thing with fake tan, isn't it?

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-Your hands always end up darker than the rest of your body. But I don't care.

-Evidently.

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-Did you go back to the '80s to get that haircut?

-No!

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-POD has found a style match.

-I love Mr T's bling AND his hairstyle.

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-I pity the fool that copies Mr T.

-AS MR T: Shut your mouth, fool!

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-What do you think of natural beauty?

-Hmm. Natural beauty...

-That says it all.

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When was the last time you went out without the tan?

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I never, ever go out the house without fake tan.

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-Ah! But my files tell me you have in the past.

-Ew!

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I don't like that picture.

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-You look very natural.

-Oof! Not good, though.

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-I'm not beautiful.

-POD completely disagrees.

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Who is your style icon, Ross?

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-I'd probably have to say Jodie Marsh.

-You do surprise me(!)

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-Miss Marsh is my ultimate enemy.

-I think she's wonderful.

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Of course you do! She's as orange and fake as you.

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-Yes. And sexy.

-That is a matter of opinion.

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HE GIGGLES

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-Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

-People just think of me as a drunken, wild party animal

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-who's addicted to fake tan. There's more to me than that.

-Really? What?

-A decent personality, a good friend.

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It sounds like you need an image change.

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-Yes, it does, doesn't it?

-Yes! Are you ready to find out what the public think of your look?

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-As I'll ever be, POD.

-Run phase 1 - public analysis.

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I asked the public, would a night out with him be

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the night of your life, a night to forget, a nightmare?

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-Definitely the night of your life. Look at me!

-OK.

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Definitely a nightmare. Probably the worst ever.

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He's not the kind of guy I'd go out with.

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I don't know if we'd have much in common.

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It'd be a nightmare because he looks like a drama queen.

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I'm not!

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-No-one thought a night out with you would be the night of their life.

-Are you serious?!

-Yes.

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-Most people thought it would be a night to forget.

-That's not true.

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I also asked, would you want to snog, marry or avoid him?

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-I'd pick snog.

-Play.

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I'd avoid him because... extremely poor...bad dress sense.

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I'd avoid him. He's very orange.

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Definitely avoid...as far as I could get away, possibly.

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Oh, OK.

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-75% wanted to avoid you completely.

-75?!

-Yes.

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-I really didn't think it'd be that much.

-How are you feeling about the public's comments?

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Shocked. I'm genuinely shocked.

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-I think I look like a really fun person to have a great night out with.

-Are you ready for my verdict?

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Yep. Ready as I'll ever be.

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You are a fake fanatic, orange-obsessed Oompa-Loompa

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who needs my "tacky-tan man to beautiful man" make-under.

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-Good enough for me.

-Here is your make-under menu.

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-OK.

-Choose a new hair colour - honey blond, dark chocolate, vibrant copper, ash brown?

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I'll go for the dark chocolate. Yum-yum. That sounds good.

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Choose a celebrity style - Justin Timberlake, David Beckham,

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Zac Efron, Jake Gyllenhaal?

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Zac Efron.

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Before I can process your style choices,

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I need to scrub you clean and strip you of all your fakery.

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You mean my face?

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-I mean everywhere, Ross.

-Ohhh, OK.

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Run phase 2 - deep cleanse.

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-Where do I start?

-With Mr T's tacky necklaces.

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Remove them, please.

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CHAINS JANGLE

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-We haven't got all day, Ross.

-Almost done.

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What now?

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Please put on the deep cleanse uniform.

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Oh, dear.

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It is now time to peel back the orange and reveal your real face.

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Yeah, let's go.

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Get wiping, Ross.

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In all POD's days of fighting fakery, I have never seen so much slap come off a human's face.

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HE GIGGLES

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Show me that wipe.

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POD is practically speechless.

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-Quite a difference, isn't it?

-Yes.

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-But I can already see you have been hiding a lovely face.

-Thanks, POD.

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That will do, Ross. POD will take care of those piercings and your ridiculous hands.

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Now, are you ready to meet the new you?

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-Yes. I'm excited, POD.

-So am I.

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Run phase 3 - the make-under.

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HE GASPS

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What a shock!

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-Well...?

-I don't know what to say.

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That is unusual.

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I really like it. I thought I'd look like Dad, without the fake tan, but I'm impressed with my skin tone.

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POD thinks you look very handsome without all that orange tan.

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-Thank you, POD. I suppose I look quite hot like this.

-POD can see that you have very beautiful eyes.

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I've never looked at my eyes before. Usually, I've got so much make-up that I don't notice them.

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-So can you see that you are a natural beauty?

-Yes. Yes, I can.

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-I'm actually surprised at how good I look.

-Shall we see if the public think you look good, too?

-Yes.

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Before, I asked, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this boy?

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Let's see what they do now. Play.

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I'd snog him. He looks like Leon from X Factor. I think he's hot, so...

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He looks quite sweet and friendly and approachable, really.

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I'd snog him. He's quite attractive.

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-Now, a massive 70% of the people we asked wanted to snog you.

-70?!

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-Yes.

-Wow. My opinion has definitely swayed towards this look now if they think that.

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-Want to know how I achieved this natural look?

-How did you achieve this look?

-Watch and learn.

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If you have green or blue eyes, wearing similar shades makes them appear brighter.

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Dark skin, pale skin and blue eyes give a standout look without the need for fake tan.

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That's WITHOUT fake tan, Ross.

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I'm surprised that my natural skin tone

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and just a bit of colour in my clothes brings out my eyes so much.

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How do you think your dad will feel about your new look?

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Very pleased, probably.

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-So, Ross, will you be keeping it?

-I'll definitely give it a fair trial.

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-Has POD changed your opinion of natural beauty?

-Definitely.

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I've changed my opinion on how I look, yes.

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POD computes this make-under has been a complete success.

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-Thank you, POD.

-Goodbye.

-Goodbye.

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-Hey, ya!

-Oh, hi there, Ross. Wow.

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Wow! Wow!

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-Do you like it?

-Yeah, it's a lot better.

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-Better? An improvement?

-Human again.

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-ROSS LAUGHS

-It's great. Wow. I'm impressed.

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-Had you forgotten what you looked like?

-Yeah, I had!

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-It's nice to have my son back.

-Thanks, Dad.

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We should maybe, um...

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-We should maybe just go for a beer now.

-Let's go for a pint.

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Come on, then.

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I think he looked like a film star,

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but will he really give up his tangerine-tinted ways?

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We'll be finding out later on.

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Now, because I love you all at home so much,

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I've been on a beauty fact-finding mission. Watch and learn.

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Hiya!

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SONG: "My Heart Will Go On" SHE SNIFFS

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Now, I like a good weepie as much as everybody,

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but this is purely research.

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I'm making my eyes puffy from crying, cos it's a sad film.

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But because, apparently,

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if I get teabags, cold teabags,

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and a spoon straight from the fridge,

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it'll de-puff my eyes.

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So I'm gonna give it a go.

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Well, I must say, my eyes feel much better.

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Let's see which one's less puffy.

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Right...

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Well, I think, the spoon actually felt nicer,

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and it did the best job.

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So, after a sad film, or a bad boyfriend or girlfriend,

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get your spoons in the fridge and chill out.

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So we met Vicky earlier in the show

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and we're going to see if she liked her make-under with POD.

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I've got a sneaky suspicion that she wasn't a fan.

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But we'll see if she kept to it anyway.

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-Hello, Vicky! Come in, give me love.

-Hiya!

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How are you, sweetheart?

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Blonde again! Sit down.

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How did you feel when you had the make-under?

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The make-up was stripped off, the hair was darker,

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did you just not feel like yourself at all?

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No, cos I'm used to, wearing the full heavy make-up just to go shopping,

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so to have it, like, all toned down, like especially my hair,

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It's kind of like your security, isn't it?

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-The hair and the make-up...

-Yeah.

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I don't like nothing about my body, apart from like...the hair,

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and the hair went, I was like, "Oh, there's nowt left of me!"

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I think it was really brave to have done the make-under

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knowing how set in your ways you are that you look this way,

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but I think...I like the bit of dark underneath now...

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I haven't gone as dark, cos it were like black before

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and now I've gone to a natural brown, so something natural...

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SHE LAUGHS ..has come out of it!

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Would you recommend having a make-under to anybody else?

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If they're not happy with theirselves, yeah,

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but if they are happy, then no! Don't do it!

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Well, thank you so much for letting us give you a make-under.

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I think you're one of the bravest girls we've had.

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You've been a great sport and I'm glad that you're back

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to how you feel best because you are a lovely girl.

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-Oh, thank you.

-You should be very happy with yourself cos you're beautiful inside and out!

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Now, I think even the mighty POD might be a bit scared of the next visitor.

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I am POD. Are you a dominatrix bus conductor?

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-No.

-Are you Biggles?

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No, I'm not Biggles, no.

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-Then what are you?

-A military cyber-Goth.

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-Have you ever been to war?

-Only against people who don't like the way I look.

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Hmm, please describe your look to POD.

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Always got to have a pair of goggles if you're a cyber-Goth.

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It finishes the look off. Iron cross-esque jewellery

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and of course my collar and the white parts of my make-up are UV reactive.

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-Why?

-Because we like to stand out.

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So I see. But POD only understands natural beauty.

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OK, well, I might have a problem with that then because

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I'm not a massive fan of natural beauty, myself.

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Well, POD is not a fan of military cyber-Goths.

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Well, I am one, so I'll defend it to the death.

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POD computes that you are a little bit scary.

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I personally think that scary is sexy.

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People are scared of me usually. I mean I intimidate other Goths.

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I can't imagine why! Do you ever smile?

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I'm not one for smiling, but that's not a Goth thing,

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it's because it makes me look like a chipmunk.

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POD is sure that isn't true. Give me a grin.

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Hmm, it's not the biggest smile, but it is very sweet.

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Ah, thank you.

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Once you talk to me you find out that I'm about as scary as a kitten.

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Hmm, next you'll be telling me you love hearts and flowers and cheesy ballads!

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Yeah, I like Daniel Bedingfield.

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SHE LAUGHS

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"I don't want to run away

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"but I can't take it, I don't understand."

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I thought YOU were a Goth!

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You're not on ceremony all the time.

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You don't have to do everything that's classed as Goth all the time.

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Are you sure there's not a natural beauty under all that Gothery?

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-Um...no. No, definitely not.

-Will you let POD find out?

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No! I don't take kindly to being randomly touched by people.

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But POD is a computer and I promise to be gentle.

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I'm not a, "trying to be a special snowflake."

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But I know that you couldn't do

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anything to make me look better in a different style.

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POD completely disagrees but really doesn't want to get into a fight

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-with a scary cyber-Goth who loves Daniel Bedingfield.

-Charming!

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Therefore POD will be a sister of mercy and

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-will not make you under today. Goodbye.

-Bye.

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Do you remember the lovely but outrageous Ross from earlier on in the show?

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I loved his make-under, but did he? Let's meet him and find out.

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-Come in, sweetie, how are you?

-Hiya.

-Sit down.

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Right, Ross Sutherland.

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-The make-up's come back.

-It has.

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For me, personally, this is... sort of minimal make up.

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-This is not minimal make-up, Ross.

-No, it's not.

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You don't need it, you're so gorgeous, so handsome!

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I like being dark and I did... I went out on the town, clubbing

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with my pale skin, just a bit of eyeliner and whatever.

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But I didn't feel like I was getting looked at as much, if I'm honest.

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Where's your natural skin colour today, have we got any?

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We can just show a little bit there.

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THEY LAUGH

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You're like you work on a building site and you've got a t-shirt sun-tan!

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That would be my natural skin colour all over without it, so...

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-And that's no good for Ross?

-Not really.

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When your dad saw your make-under, he was really happy.

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He was really chuffed, he was very happy about it.

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Does he like this new Ross now, the new look?

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He likes it when I'm... I'm dressing much more conventional now.

0:27:070:27:11

I've taken advice about the clothes, I'm wearing colours that go with my eyes.

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POD said blue so I've decided to paint my nails blue!

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SHE LAUGHS

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I think, not a massive success

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-cos you've still got some make-up on.

-Yeah, I do.

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But, the clothes, the hair, loving it.

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-So, well done POD for that.

-Well done, POD.

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-And me and you will have a chat later and we'll work on this make-up.

-Right, OK then!

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Well, POD, it seems you can't win them all.

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Not when people can't see their natural beauty staring them in the face.

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I know, if only they could see how gorgeous they look under all that slap.

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This will not stop POD.

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It only makes me more determined in the fight against fakery.

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In that case, you need your rest.

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Goodbye, The Frost.

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Lots of love, POD. Now, POD off!

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