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# Where are my pop starts? We are the hipsters. #

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Welcome to the dark side.

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# You know we're gonna party like a rock star

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# Boys should be terrified We're as good as they come. #

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Here on Snog Marry Avoid we're not afraid of a challenge.

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In fact, there's nothing we love more than rolling up our sleeves in the fight against fakery.

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So make up madams and fake tan fiends beware, it's time

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to exterminate those extensions, lay of the layers of slap and bring out the natural beauty in you.

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But in tonight's programme there is an extra challenge because everybody in this show is fake

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in more ways than one and what's more, you look awfully familiar.

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Hello, Pod, how are you today?

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Very well, thank you. Has anyone ever told you how much you look like Jenny Frost?

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Well, that's because I am Jenny Frost, well last time I looked anyway.

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Sorry, it's just that I've heard we're going to meet some very good lookalikes today.

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-You can't be too careful.

-Absolutely, Pod, especially with all this identity theft around.

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Now, has anybody ever tried to duplicate you?

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How dare you. I'm the world's one and only makeunder computer.

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They broke the mould when they made me.

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That is true, you are one of a kind.

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Talking about breaking the mould, who have you got for me today?

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Coming up on tonight's show,

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Pod meets a woman whose poker face drives everyone gaga.

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THEY CHEER

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Hi, honeybee.

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We step out with a Katie Price wannabe.

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What's good for Katie Price

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is definitely good for me so get a life.

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A Britney Spears double is in need of a less toxic look.

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Oops, I might just hit you, Pod, one more time.

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But first we've got a lookalike whose celebrity persona is driving her gaga.

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And who would that be then, Frost?

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Oh, for goodness sake.

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# La-ra-ah-ah-ah

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# Ruh-ma-ruh-ma-ma

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# Gaga, ooh-la-la... #

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Hi, I'm Cat Winter from Essex but please don't call my name

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because as you can tell from my poker face

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I'll only answer to the name of Lady Gogo.

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I only recently started impersonating Gaga to my friends who thought I was the spitting image

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but now I'm finding it increasingly difficult not to look like Gaga every day.

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THEY CHEER

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Hi, honeybee.

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Hair, makeup...

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shoes.

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To copy her look and keep up with her exact body shape,

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I had a boob job which cost me 4,000.

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It is like a full time job keeping up with Gaga.

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# We're kinda busy... #

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# K-kinda busy, k-kinda busy. #

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# Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy. #

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Pod, I'm a natural Gaga, Gogo.

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You can't make a natural beauty out of me.

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# I'm not gonna reach my telephone. #

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HANG-UP TONE

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-Hello, Lady Gogo, how are you today?

-Hi. I'm fine, thank you.

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So how long have you been a Lady Gaga tribute?

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Since January.

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Talk me through how much you've spent and where you've spent it.

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I have to get roots bleached every three to four weeks.

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Gaga shoes, little accessories, so hundreds every month.

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Pod's going to be very cross with you for that one.

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It's a lot of money. Right, Lady Gogo,

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I'm going to send you off to Pod now.

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I'm going to wish you good luck

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and hopefully next time we meet you'll be Cat.

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I am Pod, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?

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I am Cat Winter, otherwise known as Lady Gogo.

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I wish you would go go and put some clothes on.

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Oh, you are so mean.

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How long has Gogo been Gaga?

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-For about eight months.

-And why did Cat Winter become Lady Gogo?

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People kept saying that I looked like her and I sound like her too.

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They're go going mad over Gaga.

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Remarkable. What is it you like about Gaga?

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She's not afraid to be who she is, um, she's got amazing style...

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Even when she buys her clothes from the meat counter.

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-She's fabulous.

-And don't you look fabulous?

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-Cat Winter or Lady Gogo?

-Cat Winter of course.

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-Cat's boring.

-No, she's not. You could look like the cat's whiskers.

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Whey don't you let your own natural beauty break out from time to time.

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Too much Gogo going on.

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You don't say. How much does it cost you to go all the way as Gogo?

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To date, 15 grand.

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What on earth have you been buying?

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Hair.

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Boobs. Outfits.

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Shoes. Clothes.

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-Hair accessories.

-Pod calculates that you are spending far too much on your Gaga outfits.

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I have a money saving challenge for you.

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Let's see if you can create Gaga couture out of a roll of tin foil,

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some feathers and a kitchen colander.

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OK.

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Cheap, cheerful and authentic.

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Clearly you are Gaga.

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But that outfit isn't suitable for you, Cat Winter, so it has to gogo.

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If you say so.

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Why have you come before Pod for a makeunder?

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-I don't know who I am any more.

-Pod can help you find your lost Cat.

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Go on then.

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But first I need to run phase one, public analysis.

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We asked the public, based on your Gaga look,

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would they like to snog, marry or avoid you.

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What do you think they said?

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Snog.

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-Play.

-I'd avoid her.

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-Avoid.

-Definitely avoid.

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She looks a bit of a slapper, to be honest.

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I think they are talking more about Gaga than Cat Winter.

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Oh, you're nice, Pod.

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But never the less, of all the people we asked, 35% said they'd snog you

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and the chart flopping 60% wanted to avoid you.

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-That's not quite so good, is it?

-No.

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We also asked ex-Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star Alex Carter the same question. What do you think he said?

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Snog.

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I think I'd avoid her unless she wore that meat dress, then I'd let her in,

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get the oven on and see what's cooking.

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He's obviously a meat and two veg kind of guy.

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He certainly doesn't seem to like dogs dinners.

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And on that note, are you ready for my verdict?

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OK, sock it to me.

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Looking like the queen of weird all the time is enough to drive you gaga

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so you're going to have my natural superstar makeunder.

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Uh oh.

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Please choose a new style.

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Boho romance, soft tailoring, urban chick, rock chick.

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Boho romance, please.

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Thank you. There are many ways to skin a cat but Pod will use just one.

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-Please put on your deep cleanse uniform and get wiping.

-Ah!

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Did you know eight out of ten cats prefer to go without slap?

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Happy now?

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-Are you ready to meet the all new improved Cat Winter?

-I'm ready.

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Run the makeunder in three, two, one.

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Wow, oh, my god.

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-It's amazing.

-You look like the cat that got the cream.

-Grrr.

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So can you see with Lady Gogo gone, you are a star in your own right.

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Flattery will get you everywhere.

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But will the public agree? Do you want to hear what they said about your new look?

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-Yes, please.

-Play.

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I would snog the lady.

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I would marry her because she looks really pretty.

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Woohoo!

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Probably snog her. She's got a nice set of teeth,

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she's very tidy, she's just my type.

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Yay.

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-Thanks, Pod.

-You are very welcome, Cat.

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-Of all the people we asked, 80% wanted to snog you and 20% wanted to marry you.

-Amazing.

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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Hair, golden highlights create a natural, softer look.

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Make-up: Coral and peach colours are best

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to warm an English rose complexion.

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Fashion:

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A short smock dress elongates a smaller frame,

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a new tone flatters a paler skin.

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I love it.

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I want to go clubbing.

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Well, don't let Pod stop you. My work here is done.

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Pod computes that this makeunder has been a complete success.

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-Big thumbs up.

-Goodbye, Cat Winter.

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Thanks, Pod. Bye.

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I'm here to reveal to my sister-in-law Donna.

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I hope she likes it as much as I do.

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I'll be able to tell if Donna likes it or not.

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I'll know by the look on her face.

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Fingers crossed.

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Oh, wow, look at you.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

-Do you like it?

-Yes, I do.

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-It's pretty, isn't it?

-Yes.

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I wasn't expecting Cat to look this gorgeous. I think she looks great.

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She really does look lovely.

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Here's to the new look.

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-Yeah.

-Let's see if it brings me a good romance.

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Will Cat be able to live with her new look without going gaga?

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We'll find out later. But first, to prove there's not limit to what

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I won't do to find useful tips for you, here is the bottom line.

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Does my bum look big in this?

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There's nothing worse in life than a saggy bum.

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Now, I've heard that if you use caffeine and a firming face mask on wobbly bits it will firm them up.

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Now, which bit shall I try it out on?

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Bottom.

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EVIL LAUGH

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Right, so I'm going to get some coffee granules,

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mix them with a firming face mask.

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Now, you apply quite liberally to the bottom.

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This is rubbish.

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Now, apply liberally to the bottom.

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Who am I kidding? Apply liberally to the bottom and

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then you leave it on the bottom for 20 minutes.

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Are you all right there, love?

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20 minutes to firm up.

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So I'm just going to rinse it off.

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Now to test if it's firmer.

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I would say yes.

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The caffeine has stimulated with the firming mask

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and made a very firm bottom.

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And if you think that was a bum job, try being a full time Britney Spears impersonator.

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One day you are brushing your long golden locks and the next day you can feel a draft.

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# Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go. #

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Hey, what's up? I'm Lorna Bliss and I'm a Britney Spears impersonator.

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# Oh, baby, baby. #

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I started impersonating Britney Spears around ten years ago when Britney because a pop sensation.

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# Show me how you want it to be... #

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And it's just gone on from there.

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Getting ready to look like Britney can take quite a long time.

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I really go for it the whole hog.

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Take a lot of pride in my appearance and making sure I look as Britney as possible.

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I do my makeup like Britney, get my nails done, put eyelashes in,

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I have to make sure my hair is exactly like hers,

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I spend a fortune on outfits,

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getting replicas done that look exactly like hers.

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Whatever she's wearing really, I just copy that.

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When I'm out and about on the street people do comment on my resemblance

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to Britney and sometimes I'm even, like, mistaken for the real Britney Spears.

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# I call them like I see them I know what you are... #

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I feel like a real superstar. I almost feel like Britney herself.

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# Womaniser, you're a...

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# Superstar, where you from How's it going? #

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Being on stage performing as Britney is just, like, totally amazing.

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All the fans are so dedicated to the music and I always have a really good time.

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# Womaniser, woman-womaniser You're a womaniser

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# Oh, womaniser Oh, you're a womaniser baby... #

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Listen, Pod, the circus is most definitely in town.

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Your makeunder better not be too toxic or oops,

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I might just hit you, Pod, one more time.

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I'm in the presence of pop royalty today, Lorna. I'm very excited.

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-It is spooky how much you look like Britney.

-Thank you.

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Now, is it getting annoying though?

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It would be totally cool just have a look that was totally separate

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to my job so that I can just switch off sometimes.

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How much does it cost you to maintain the Britney look?

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It's kind of expensive because, like, say, for example, this outfit was tailor made.

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This cost, like, 600.

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Keeping up with Britney is a pretty expensive, high maintenance thing to do.

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-Now, you've even got the same tattoos that Britney has got.

-Yeah.

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-Have you got any more?

-Yeah, I've also got one on my neck, just here.

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This one, it says "healing", in Hebrew, but it's actually misspelt

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the same way that Britney's tattoo on her neck is misspelt.

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The tattooist was really confused but I was like,

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"Look, the whole point of me getting this is to have it

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"exactly like Britney so I want the misspelt version, please?"

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Right, gorgeous, I'm going to wish you good luck in Pod

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and I'll see you on the other side when you're de-Britneyed.

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I am Pod and you must be the princess of pop, Britney Spears.

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Well, kind of. I'm Lorna Bliss, I'm a lookalike.

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Why in Pod's name do you want to look like somebody else?

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Well, I didn't start on purpose, I wasn't even trying to Britney,

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I was just being Lorna Bliss

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and then people told me I looked like her

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so then I started to, you know,

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I got my hair a little bit more like her,

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started doing my makeup like her and then I eventually just morphed into Britney.

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That sounds painful. How often do you morph back into Lorna Bliss?

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Her style has become embedded in my sense of style and I just don't know who I am any more.

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Oh, you poor lamb. Do people often confuse you for the real deal?

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I got mobbed by a group of people, they thought I was the real Britney and it got a bit hairy.

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Talking of hair, Britney has had a few barmy barnets of her own.

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Are you always obliged to copy them?

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Britney can do whatever she wants and I will still follow her.

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Yes, Pod can see you followed even her more extreme haircuts.

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-Yes, Pod, of course.

-Why on earth would you want to walk around like an egghead?

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I wanted to look exactly like Britney Spears.

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-What? Breakdown Britney?

-No. Britney having a different haircut.

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Clearly you are very committed to your work. So why have you come before Pod for a makeunder?

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Because, Pod, I would really, really love to have a look that is

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totally different to Britney so that I can just go out and be myself.

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Pod can help you with that but first I need to run phase one, public analysis.

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We asked the public if dressed as Britney Spears they would snog, marry or avoid you.

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-What do you think they said?

-I'm going to be nice to myself and pick snog.

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-Play.

-I think I'll avoid her.

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Snog, yeah, why not? I wouldn't avoid her, she's not that bad to avoid but I definitely wouldn't marry her.

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Well, maybe I wouldn't want to marry that womaniser anyway.

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-Avoid. She just seems a bit plastic and fake.

-That's funny.

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Pod also asked ex-Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star Alex Carter if he would snog, marry or avoid you.

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What do you think he said?

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I don't know. I don't know who he is.

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Well, I couldn't marry her if she's like the real Britney

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so I'd probably just snog her, and if she shaves her hair I'll avoid her.

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Pod, are you telling me that any man in his right mind is going to turn down Britney Spears?

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Well, 5% said they would marry you.

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15% said they'd snog you, but a massive 80% wanted to avoid you.

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Well, I'd probably avoid them too, Pod, because I only like kissing people that look like Madonna.

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You should be so lucky.

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-Are you ready for my verdict?

-Hit me, baby.

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Pod thinks that while Britney's got talent, you need a rest, so you are

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going to have my totally toxic to pure bliss makeunder.

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Ah, thank you, Pod, that's cute.

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I'm glad we're finally singing from the same hymn sheet. Run phase two.

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Give it to me, Pod, give it to me right now.

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No, you give it to me right now. Please remove your Britney bumph.

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Has anyone told you it's rude to wear a hat indoors?

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-My hair is going to look so weird under this.

-Take it off.

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No, Pod, I'm going to look like a freak if I take this off because it's all back combed this side.

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A Britney strop, how very original.

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Yeah, but I look like a...

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you know what, whatever.

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Even Britney has bad days.

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Your day is about to get much better.

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Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

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Oh, my god. What is this?

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It's a remix that will send you to number one for natural beauty.

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-Really?

-Run the makeunder in three, two, one.

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Oh, my god.

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What do you think of the new you?

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I think I look really classy.

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Like how I did when I was young.

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The word you are looking for is natural.

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I think if I was walking down the street like this

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people would think that I worked in an office or something like that.

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Well, shall we find out if anyone would fancy a bit of overtime with you?

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-Play.

-I'd snog her because she has nice eyes.

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I'd snog her. She seems to have quite nice hair and got a friendly face.

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I'd snog her because she has really nice lips.

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Lorna, the new poll results will give you plenty to sing about because 60% wanted to snog you,

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40% want to marry you, which means nobody wants to avoid you.

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-Really?

-Would this lens lie?

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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Fashion.

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A soft jersey t-shirt updates a rock chick look.

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Choose a cinched-in waisted skirt to give a petite frame a little shape.

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Hair. A honey blond colour is more flattering to your skin tone

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and the warmth of the colour compliments your eyes.

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What do you think of the natural new you?

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I think this is a really good disguise.

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Lorna Bliss, Pod hopes you enjoy leading your double life and that you are now

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blissfully aware of just how much of a natural beauty you really are.

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-Definitely.

-Goodbye, Lorna.

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# I woke up with the rising sun I was blinded by the light... #

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The wall I had up, my Britney mask that I used to wear all the time,

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has now been taken away and I do feel a little bit exposed.

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I feel like a totally new person.

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I'm feeling excited and quite curious I'm just very, very curious,

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to see what this end result is.

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When I walk in that room I think the first thing Angus is going to see

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is a stranger that he doesn't recognise.

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-Hey, man.

-Oh, my god, I can't believe it.

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Wow. Is that the same person?

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It's amazing. Yeah, you look like a real,

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like a girl I can take home to my mother.

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-Do I look innocent?

-Yeah, definitely.

-I think I look younger.

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You definitely have an innocent air about you.

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Even when I saw you just now, even I was caught out.

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You know, I actually didn't think it was you in that first instance. It's a proper disguise.

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This is the girl underneath all the glam and glitter it seems,

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which is nice.

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I just didn't expect it. Completely blown away really.

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This is a new beginning.

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This is another page to my life.

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Will Lorna be able to keep her own look and Britney's at the same time?

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We'll find out later.

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Now, Britney has had her fair share of bad hair days, even no hair days,

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but here on Snog Marry Avoid we are on the case for you fashion felons.

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Oh, yes, the style police are everywhere

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so put your hands on your head and assume the position

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because we're on the lookout for GBH.

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That's God-awful Bad Hair.

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What I hate is extensions, they are disgusting,

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like ratty hair just growing from your head. Oh, it's vile.

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I hate when people have their Croydon facelift.

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I hate when girls use talcum powder on their hair,

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it makes them look like they have really bad dandruff.

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When they're all blond and stripy like they're a badger,

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like they're stuck in the '90s.

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It's really awful when girls have got sort of big natural hair like that

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and then they've got that actual fake bit hanging down underneath.

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It's really not good.

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Earlier on we met Cat and her naughty alter ego Lady Gogo

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who was taking over her life.

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Cat didn't know who she was

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and Pod helped her rediscover her natural self.

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But has she kept it up or has she gone back to Gogo?

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Let's meet her and find out. Hello, gorgeous.

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-Hi.

-You look amazing. Very boho.

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-Thank you.

-Tell me how this look has come about.

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It started with the boots

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and they are actually from a second hand shop.

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-OK.

-And then the suedette shorts.

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I tried to kind of go for the peasant look with the top,

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and then I still need a bit of drama in my life

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so that's why I've gone with the hat.

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Hopefully it helped you rediscover who Cat is,

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although your love of shopping, your bank manager will not thank us.

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-Have you got a message for Pod?

-Yes.

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Thank you, Pod. I loved absolutely every minute of it and I think we agree it has been a success.

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But have to admit I think I've done slightly better than you. Sorry, darling.

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Next in to Pod is a wannabe who worships the shrine of Katie Price.

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Now, this girl loves all things Katie

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and Katie loves all things fake,

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so going into Pod, this should be interesting.

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I am Pod. Who are you?

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I'm Lisa Hind.

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And who are you the lookalike of?

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Miss Katie Price and I'm proud of it.

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You look more like Miss Katie cut-price.

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Oh, here we go. Go on then.

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Why do you want to model yourself on the queen of slap?

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Katie is like the goddess of goddesses.

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She is my arch nemesis which makes you guilty by association.

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Really? Fake is the new naturel.

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Your style bible is very outdated.

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You look like a drag queen.

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I love this look, it's brilliant.

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I'd die without fakery.

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So you're a drama queen as well as a drag queen?

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No. Who are you? You're nobody.

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I am the world's one and only personal overhaul device and you are ripe for reinvention.

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-Really?

-Have you ever met the not-so-fantastic plastic Price?

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Yeah, loads of times.

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So you know each other well, do you?

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I wouldn't say I know her well but enough to just get close to her and have a little chat to her, yeah.

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And what do you discuss when you are together?

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The current state of the economy, the dangers of global warming perhaps?

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We both compare tans and hair

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and who has got the longest lashes and we have a laugh.

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Sounds riveting, dear.

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How far would you go to prove your devotion to the orange one?

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Whatever she does I'll do too.

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Pod would like to make a divine intervention and teach you the gospel of natural beauty.

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-Never in my life will you get me to go naturel.

-But you might like it.

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I don't think so. Not for you, not for anybody in the world.

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Only Katie Price can make me naturel.

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What Katie knows about au naturel she could write on a scrap of material that she calls an outfit.

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Oh, I really don't think you're going to win on this one. Never.

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But it's you who is losing out if you continue down the path of fakery.

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-Boring.

-Give in.

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Come to the natural side.

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I don't think so, Pod.

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Pod has big plans for you.

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-You are never going to win with this one.

-Pod has heard enough.

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-Are you ready for my verdict?

-Yep.

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Worshipping at the alter of Katie Price is a dangerously orange pastime.

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-You might even turn into Jodie Marsh.

-I don't think so.

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You have clearly been brainwashed, Lisa,

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but Pod would never want to come between a girl and her religion.

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So you are therefore rejected from my makeunder programme.

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Ah-ha-ha, I win, you lose. See you later, loser.

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Not if I see you first.

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Goodbye, Lisa.

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Earlier on we met Lorna

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whose life had been lost to Britney Spears.

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She didn't know who she was any more and Pod helped her find the real Lorna.

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But has she kept it or has she gone back to her toxic ways?

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Let's meet her and find out. Hello.

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-Hi, Jenny.

-I'm not quite sure if you've kept the makeunder or not

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cos you look so much like Britney.

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Well, I've kind of kept it a little bit.

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I loved having brown hair, it was amazing,

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but it was so difficult dying it blond again for my shows and stuff

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so I've had to go back to a blonder colour.

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How did you feel when you saw yourself as Lorna?

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It was really difficult because Britney has been my crutch

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for the last ten years. It's like a mask that I wear.

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Trying something different was really, really scary for me.

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So what has changed since the makeunder?

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The week after, I met a guy,

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he's really, really hot, really sexy, I'm totally into him.

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And you met him as Lorna with the made under look.

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-So that's totally awesome.

-See, everything happens for a reason.

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-It does.

-So have you got a message for our Pod?

-Yeah.

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Pod, thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to be Lorna.

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Now I know that underneath Britney there is a Lorna

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waiting to get out and I'll be using that look on my days off. Thank you.

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Good job today, Pod. After all it's not easy to get lookalikes to look less alike than they were before.

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I'm glad you appreciate my efforts, Jenny Frost.

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There's no job too big for the world's one and only personal overhaul device.

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No, no. But it is possible to get a head too big.

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Greatness is a curse. It's sometimes very hard to live with.

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Oh, Pod, that's my cue to tell you to Pod off.

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