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# I'm sexy and I know it. #

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-POD, you've got your work cut out!

-SHE LAUGHS

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# Yeah... #

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My name's Ellie Taylor,

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and if you're fighting for the cause of fakery, listen up,

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because Snog, Marry, Avoid's on tour and we're ready to slug it out.

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Our personal overhaul device, POD, has had an interfacelift

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and attitude upgrade, so watch out, because she's bitchier than ever.

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POD computes you look orange!

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I look brown.

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This series, POD is touring the country to seek out style sinners...

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KLAXON

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..from Manchester to Essex, from Newcastle to Cardiff,

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each week we shine a spotlight

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on the faked, caked and baked.

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BOTH: POD, please let us in.

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In our first ever Snog, Marry, Avoid national tour.

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What's going on here?! You've got your rollers in!

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POD is also challenging me to try out a few local style disasters.

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SHE CACKLES

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-You want it really hard.

-You can do better than that, I know you can!

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Well, if you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.

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'This week, POD has landed in a city famous for being'

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birthplace of the Beatles, home of great football

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and spawning ground to one of the world's greatest fashion crimes -

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Liverpool.

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-Hello, it's me.

-Hello, Ellie, in you pop.

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-All right, POD, how are ya!

-Er, Ellie, what are you doing?

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That was my Liverpudlian impression, because we are Liverpool.

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Ah, yes, Liverpool.

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POD computes that in Liverpool,

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the ladies don't have beautiful, natural eyebrows like you,

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they have something called the Scouse brow.

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Now, I've heard of the Scouse brow.

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It looks like the girls

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have just had caterpillars slapped on their faces.

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Ellie, it's time to face your fear

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because your mission today is to find out about the Scouse brow.

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Does that mean I have to get one?

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I'm afraid you may need to.

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Oh, I'm going to look like a Gallagher brother. All right, later.

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Coming up on tonight's show...

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We meet a girl who's certainly not afraid to show up a bit of cheek.

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The shorter the better, the skimpier the better.

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With my bum out, that is the best.

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We hit the streets of Liverpool,

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where I discover what Scouse style is all about.

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They're amazing!

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POD meets some of the city's biggest fashion fiascos.

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Calm down, calm down!

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The top of that dress makes it look like

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-you're going to Cleveland.

-But they're real.

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-Cleave

-it out, Heather.

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And also getting some of POD's makeunder magic is a fiery filly

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with some fearsome face paint.

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This is a pube collection.

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When I trim, I like to keep them.

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'Are you scared, POD?'

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It's been said that some Scouse girls

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look like the back end of a bus, but this lot can prove them wrong.

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Liverpool is the most fashionable city you'll ever find.

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The girls love to dress up.

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The Liverpool girls are a little bit crazy.

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What's going on here? You've got your rollers in!

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Big extensions.

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Dead big eyelashes.

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A whole load of fake tan.

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Eyebrows are dead defined.

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Girls with rollers in their hair.

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Liverpool actually loves big hair.

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Bright, unique, different, over the top.

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Scouse girls look glamorous. They make an effort when they go out.

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Sometimes a bit too much.

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I think I wore something similar

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when I played Angel Gabriel when I was seven!

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You can spot a Scouse girl from wherever you are.

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They're amazing.

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-I know. Jersey cow!

-You do look like a Jersey cow!

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In the nicest possible way. Lovely udders.

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Now, a real challenge for POD with a nursery nurse whose look

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is far from child friendly.

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Hi, I'm Olivia Lewis, I'm 19

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-and I love myself.

-SHE LAUGHS

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Less is definitely more for me. I like to show off what I've got.

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The shorter the better, the skimpier the better.

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And with my bum out, that is the best.

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My tan is my clothes.

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-I never feel brown enough. Some people think I'm foreign.

-SHE LAUGHS

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# We don't need no education

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I'm at a crossroads at the moment.

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I don't know whether to be a teacher or a glamour model.

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# We don't need no thought control

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With the way I look now, I don't think people will take me seriously.

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I do look a bit over the top.

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# Teacher leave them kids alone...

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At the moment, a glamour model suits her better,

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but I think, long-term, she'd make a brilliant teacher.

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Hi, guys.

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ALL LAUGH AND SHRIEK

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My friends and family, when they look at me, they are just shocked.

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Olivia's the most outrageously dressed person when we go out.

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The fact that her butt cheeks are out for everybody to see.

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She practically makes us look like nuns,

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like we've got too much clothes on.

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I think people who cover up are so boring.

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It's minus 3 degrees out here!

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I don't need any clothes, I've got my fake tan on.

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-POD, you've got your work cut out.

-SHE LAUGHS

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So I know for a fact that Olivia is inside here

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and before she turns a darker shade of oak,

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I think it's time we staged an intervention.

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Olivia?

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A little birdie told me you were in here. Come on, out.

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We're having a chat. Come on.

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Quick, quick. Watch your heels.

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Welcome to my nail bar. Take a seat.

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I don't really know much about this kind of stuff.

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-You look like you might do, though.

-Thank you.

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-Are they always on?

-They're always on.

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I would like them a bit longer, though.

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Now, your lips look quite Zoolandery, shall we say?

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-Are they all yours?

-They're not all mine.

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-I had filler put in a couple of weeks ago.

-Do you want it bigger?

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Yeah, I want it really big.

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-Like a duck.

-Like a duck.

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-What else? We've got lots of eyelashes.

-Four pairs of eyelashes.

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No way! Oh, my God!

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-I know!

-Would you try and have more on if you could?

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I definitely would. I'd definitely try a few more.

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At the minute, you're working in a nursery and you don't know

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whether to become a teacher and educate the brains of Britain,

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or, on the other hand, get your baps out

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-and be a glamour model.

-That's right.

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I love the thought of getting paid to look how I want to look.

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-Glamour model is the way to go?

-I think it definitely is.

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But I would love to be a teacher.

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I thought I might ask you a few questions to try and help you

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decide what you want to do.

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Would you rather do to sports day, or the Daily Sport?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Definitely the Daily Sport. I hate sports.

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Fair enough. No running, just boobs.

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Er, detention or attention?

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-Definitely love a bit of attention.

-OK, last one.

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-Would you rather have arithmetic or

-arithmetits?

-THEY LAUGH

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I think we all know the answer to that one.

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I think we do, as well. Right, my love,

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I'm going to let you go on your way and POD awaits.

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Oh, bring it on, POD.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

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-Who are you?

-I'm Olivia, POD.

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Olivia, POD would like to apologise.

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I seem to have disturbed you while you were getting dressed.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-POD, I AM dressed.

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I'm MORE than dressed. I've got my tan on.

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POD does compute that tan is not an outfit.

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-SHE GIGGLES

-It's MY outfit.

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Why aren't you wearing any clothes?

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Oh, POD, look how many clothes I've got on. I'm absolutely sweating.

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What a pleasant thought(!) OLIVIA LAUGHS

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-Olivia.

-Yes, POD.

-How many layers of slap do you have on your mush?

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-On my what, sorry?

-Your mush.

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On my bush?

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Not your bush, your mush.

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My face?

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Well, I fake tan my face, too,

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so five layers of fake tan,

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two foundations,

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and three different powders. Oh, and a shimmer.

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I'm just enhancing what I've got.

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POD would like to know why you have come for a makeunder?

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Because I don't know whether to be a teacher or a glamour model.

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I think you might be able to help me, POD.

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Please explain Einstein's theory of relativity. E = MC squared.

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Who's got a square?

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Looks like it's glamour modelling, then.

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Do you want to know what the public actually think about your look?

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Er, I think they love it. But go on.

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Run phase one.

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POD asked the public,

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would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

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What do you think they said?

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I think the public said marry.

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Shall we find out?

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Unfortunately, definitely avoid.

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Ooooh!

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I don't really like the pout.

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I prefer natural girls, without lipstick.

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How boring are they, POD?

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Avoid, just because of the lips.

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It's the lips and the fake tan

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and the lips again and the lips. It's horrible.

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SHE LAUGHS

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They love my lips!

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In fact, 100% of the public said they would avoid you.

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No way.

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I think they said the wrong things by accident

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or you've shown them a picture of someone else.

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POD's verdict is that with your ludicrous lips

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and dreadful dress sense,

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you need to go totally trashy to top of the class

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with our cool-for-school makeunder.

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Whoo!

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It is time to run the deep cleanse.

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Remove all your excess baggage.

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OW! This is torture.

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I look like I'm going swimming.

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Eugh!

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Are you ready?

-No.

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Run the makeunder.

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I miss my hair, POD.

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-But you've got lovely hair.

-I know,

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but I miss my long hair.

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POD has given you a look that is appropriate for an aspiring teacher.

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-What do you think of the outfit?

-It's different, POD.

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It's very long.

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You wanted to know whether you should be a teacher or a glamour model.

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Has this look helped you make a decision?

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No, I looked over the top before, but now I look under the top.

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-Too under the top.

-Olivia,

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would you like to hear what the public thinks now?

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Go on, then, POD.

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I asked the public,

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in this look would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

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What do you think they said?

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Avoid.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I would snog her

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because she looks sexy and hot.

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Oh, my God.

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I'd give her a snog, she's quite fit.

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Yeah, not bad at all.

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How funny.

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I would marry her.

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She's pretty, she's nice, she has nice hair,

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good smile and she all round looks good.

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What were they looking at?

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They were looking at your natural beauty.

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In fact, 70% of the public now want to snog you

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and the rest wants to marry you.

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Ah, have you got their numbers, POD?

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I have them in my hard drive.

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SHE LAUGHS

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POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.

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You now look like a trendy teacher who can inspire young minds

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and educate them about natural beauty.

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Goodbye, Olivia.

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Goodbye, POD.

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I don't feel like me at all.

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The short, curly hair, the no make-up, the long clothes.

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I've know Olivia about three years.

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She's like my daughter now, so we have a very close relationship.

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DIANE SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS

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-Oh, my God!

-SHE LAUGHS

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-I love your reaction.

-SHE LAUGHS

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Diane definitely knows me inside out.

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I know what her reaction was going to be like. She's shocked.

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Oh, babe!

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You look so different!

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-I looked like a 50-year-old.

-No, I like it. No, it's nice.

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As soon as I get home, I shall get my clip-in extensions out,

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whack on the make up and take off the long skirt.

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So POD's asked me to get a Scouse brow and, before I get one,

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I want to find out exactly what I'm in for and why they're so popular.

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-What's a Scouse brow, Mum?

-I don't know. I've got no idea.

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Scouse brow is these horrible slugs at the top of girls' eyes.

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A big, fake, pencilled-in, really defined-shaped eyebrow.

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They're it.

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Oh, my God. The Scouse brow. Vile. Vile.

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It shows off our faces. Don't you like them, POD?

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No, they displease my database.

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They look like something like Dracula, or someone.

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Do those marker-pen monstrosities move?

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SHE LAUGHS

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I've got mine tattooed.

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A lot of people have their eyebrows tattooed in Liverpool.

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It makes your features stand out

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and everyone can tell you're from Liverpool when you've got one.

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They always looked good on Elizabeth Taylor.

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-Lois, POD has told me to get a Scouse brow done.

-Definitely.

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OK. I'm bracing myself.

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Go. Hit me.

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Oh, my gosh.

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That's like charcoal.

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I'd say you're good to go.

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SHE SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS

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Are you kidding me?!

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No, no, you fit right in.

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Are you kidding me that I would ever leave the house like this?

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I look like Daniel Radcliffe.

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I've gathered together a posse of Scouse-brow beauties

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and it's time to hear their verdict.

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-This is what you done to me.

-GIGGLING

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-Yes.

-THEY LAUGH

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-And you said I look great.

-They do.

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-Are you blind?

-You couldn't be in Liverpool without them.

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You need new glasses, sweetheart.

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If you have to snog, marry, avoid, what would you say for me?

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-OK, at the minute?

-Yeah.

-Snog.

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-Yeah.

-I haven't seen the brow yet.

-Are you ready?

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-I'm ready.

-It's quite powerful.

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Go for it.

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Avoid, maybe.

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-I think.

-That says it all.

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If you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.

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Has anybody got a make-up remover pad or something?

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Oh, thank you.

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Next up is a self-proclaimed queen of shock, whose reign

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may come to an abrupt end if POD has anything to do with it.

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Hi, I'm Kate, the queen of shock.

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I describe my style as Pat Butcher meets Frankenstein.

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My grandma doesn't really like the way I dress.

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You look a bit unusual.

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She's always kind of saying to me when she sees me, "Oh, Kate,

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"tone it down. Oh, you're so pretty under all that make-up."

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It just amazes me and shocks me, really,

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that she can go around to ordinary places in everyday life

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dressed like that.

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The way I dress does reflect my personality.

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I'm loud, I'm fun,

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but I'm stylish, I like to be noticed.

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I collect things that come off my body.

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This one is a collection of toenail clippings.

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This is a pube collection.

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When I trim, I like to keep them.

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Sometimes, people mistake me for a tranny.

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Because of the way I dress, and I've got a deep voice, as well.

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I like being mistaken for a tranny, because I love trannies.

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I think my best feature are my headdresses.

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Anything I can find that I can stick to my head, I put on.

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One of the main reasons I want a makeunder

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is I want to find a boyfriend.

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I think she does scare boys and men.

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Men are terrified of her.

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I think it would be interesting for her to see

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what she looks like underneath it all, because it's been a long time

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since she's seen herself as that girl.

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I want a job, a boyfriend

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and most of all, I want to make my nan happy.

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I would very much like to see Kate dressed in a more normal,

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attractive way, where she's not drawing attention to herself.

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POD, I'm the queen of shock,

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can you turn me into a nice girl with a nice frock?

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Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry, just doing a bit of bird watching.

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As a very keen twitcher, I think I've just identified

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a rare and unusual species called a Katy Hughes and she's in there.

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Let's go and check out her plumage.

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-Hello, Kate.

-Oh, hi.

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Don't take this the wrong way,

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but it looks like you've been punched in the face.

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-Is that a good thing?

-I like it yeah. I like the beaten-up look.

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-Do you?

-Yes.

-OK. And what is going on here?

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What is that? Is it heavy?

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No, it's really light, actually.

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It's like a polystyrene, doughnut-type thing

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with hair wrapped round it and I've added bits to it.

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It obviously is(!)

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Where do you get your inspiration for things like this?

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Charity shops, looking on the street, even out of bins.

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-Out of bins?

-Yeah, out of skips.

-What you taken out of skips?

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These bones I've got on my neck are actually out of a skip.

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-They could be from someone's chicken bucket.

-Yeah. Maybe.

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I've got a few quick-fire questions for you, Kate.

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-Daylight or twilight?

-Definitely twilight.

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Hammer horror, or Hammer time?

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-Hammer horror.

-# Doo-doo...# No, OK.

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Coffin or curlers?

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-Coffin.

-Of course it's a coffin.

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-Brilliant. POD awaits.

-Thank you. Bye.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-Hi, POD, I'm Kate Hughes.

-Is the Victorian funeral look in this year?

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I'd describe it more gothic-punk-tranny.

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POD would like to know what kind of reaction

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do you get from people on the street?

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Sometimes, people give me dirty looks.

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Sometimes, people applaud me, sometimes people call me names.

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But, it's better to get noticed than not get noticed at all.

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Isn't there something a bit cliched about being so alternative?

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I think it's more cliched about being so normal.

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Why? Everyone else looks like that, it's boring.

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POD computes this is just the opposite end of the safe spectrum.

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What's fun about safe? It's boring.

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Shall be find out what the public think of your look?

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Yes, let's find out, POD.

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Run phase one.

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Public analysis.

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I asked the public would you want to...

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What do you think they said?

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I think they said snog, of course, POD.

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I'd avoid.

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There's a lot of make-up going on.

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It's a bit scary, actually.

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Oh, right, OK. Probably quite a dull person, then.

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I'd avoid her. She looks really high maintenance.

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Getting up in the morning, looks like it's a military routine.

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Well, yeah, it's kind of a military routine,

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but it's a fun one.

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I'd avoid her,

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because she looks like a clown and I'm scared of clowns.

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SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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I love clowns.

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I'm not clowning around, Kate,

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when I tell you that 90% of the public wants to avoid you.

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What?! They're just jealous, that's all.

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Hm. Are you ready for POD's verdict?

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Go on, then.

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POD computes that you are a fake fanatic

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and you need my goth-to-gorge makeunder.

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SHE GASPS

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Ooh, I'm scared. What are you going to do to me?

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It is time to run the deep cleanse.

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Argh!

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Bid farewell to your fakery.

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Bye-bye.

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Oh,

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got to remove my lovely nails.

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Take it off.

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Fine.

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None of this is real, look.

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There.

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-Happy now, POD?

-Ecstatic.

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I'm not. Look how short I look.

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Oh no, my face is melting.

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Thanks, POD(!)

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Run the makeunder...

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Oh, my God!

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I look so weird.

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You think you look weird now?!

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Yeah, I do, actually.

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I think I look like someone's mum or something.

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My legs look nice.

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POD computes that you now look more alive than dead.

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Mm. I don't like it, to be honest. It's not really me.

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This hair's weird.

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-It's YOUR hair, though.

-I know.

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Would you like to hear what the public think of you with this look?

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Oh, why not?

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I asked the public would you want to...

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-What do you think they said?

-Personally, I'd like to avoid me,

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but I'm going to say marry.

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I'd snog her. She looks kind of cute, yeah.

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Kind of cute? Charming(!)

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I'd snog her because she looks a little bit like Lily Allen

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and I'd definitely snog Lily Allen.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I hate Lily Allen SO much.

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I think I'd snog her.

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She looks kind of interesting.

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"Kind of", there's a lot of "kind ofs" in there, isn't there? Hm.

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Now, 70% of the public want to either snog or marry you.

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Whereas before, 90% wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

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Ah, that's nice.

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-Thank you for being made under, Kate.

-OK, thanks.

-Bye.

-Bye.

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A bit nervous to show my grandma my new look.

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I think she's going to like it.

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I am excited, but I hope I'll be pleased with the result.

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My friend Matthew is also there,

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so I'll see what he thinks of my new look.

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I'm very excited to see what POD's done to Kate.

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I think there'll be quite a drastic change.

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Ah! Kate!

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-Hi, Grandma. I look terrible, don't I?

-You don't.

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It was a pleasant surprise. Much improved.

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What do I look like? It's a disgusting new look.

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I don't think it's disgusting,

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Your hair looks in better condition than I've seen it for years.

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That is not Kate.

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I've never seen her looking like that before, ever.

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Kate, you look really attractive.

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My nan's my favourite relative. It's made her happy

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and put a smile on her face. That's a positive from today.

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I didn't think I'd ever see her looking more normal again

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and I'm pleased to see her looking like that today.

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To be honest, POD, I think you did terrible job. I feel ugly.

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When I look in the mirror,

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I feel like I want to be sick. I think I might in a sec.

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-Well, hello.

-Hello.

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-You look quite different.

-Do I?

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Yeah. You haven't got any eyes on.

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No eyes, no nails, no tan.

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No hair?

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No hair extensions.

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-Ah!

-I know, right?

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-A changed woman.

-You are a natural beauty.

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Yay!

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-How does it feel?

-I don't know. It feels different.

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I don't use as much tan.

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I don't have to look at the weather to see if it's going to run.

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See if it would drip down your leg?

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-Exactly.

-What do your family and friends think?

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They said I look a lot better. They said I don't look dirty.

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-What physically dirty or...?

-Physically dirty.

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OK, not the other. All right.

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When I met you last time, you weren't sure

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whether you wanted to be a teacher or a glamour model.

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Has this changed your mind?

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-No, I'm still stuck.

-You're not sure?

-No.

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Do you have a final message for POD, Olivia?

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POD, I think you've kind of changed me,

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but I think I'm going to stay the way I was. I'm sorry.

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You're not sorry at all.

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-OLIVIA LAUGHS

-You couldn't give a monkey's.

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A little bit.

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POD's visit to Liverpool is nearly up,

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but she's still got time

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to come face to interface with a few more locals

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and a previous Podette.

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POD computes it's just a bit too much.

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Oh, no! I thought it was nice.

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I dressed up specially for you, POD.

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You needn't have bothered.

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What are you doing revisiting POD?

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I thought I'd come back and show you how much I've changed

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and how I've toned down my look.

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Let the makeunder commence.

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Heather, POD computes that you are just as orange as you ever were

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and your hair is huge.

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That's real hair and that's a tan.

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-You're clearly a lost cause. Goodbye.

-Bye.

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So I'm here to meet up with Kate to see is she kept her makeunder

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and I haven't seen her yet.

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-Kate, are you ready?

-I'm ready.

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Three, two, one.

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-Hello.

-Oh sweet KLAXON!

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Hi.

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-I've had a makeunder.

-ELLIE SQUEALS

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What are you wearing?!

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I'm wearing a beautiful dress, a beautiful bodysuit.

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-You look phenomenal, but in a really...

-I know.

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I don't know what you are.

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You're kind of a leopard-printy panda gimp.

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Basically, POD took all my accessories away,

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all my fakery away. I feel she has done me a big favour

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because I realise natural beauty's not for me,

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-it's fakery, fakery, fakery all the way.

-Oh, my God.

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Kate, I loved your makeunder so much.

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-I thought you looked brilliant.

-I felt violated.

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Kate, do you have a final message for POD?

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Yes, I do.

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POD, you took away my hair, you took away my accessories,

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and exposed me to the world.

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And this is pay back. Thank you.

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I now realise what my natural beauty is and it's this.

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Well, I think that's Liverpool done.

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Well done. Did you find out about the Scouse brow phenomenon for POD?

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It was awful. I had it all pencilled in in black.

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I looked utterly ridiculous.

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I have no idea why the girls do it. Horrific.

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Can we get out there and start scrubbing them all off?

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I would love to say yes, but I think that's quite an impossible task,

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which means, for you, it's time to POD off.

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Britain's fakest fashion fiascos have nowhere to hide as an upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Liverpool, Ellie gets a fright as she tries out the famous scousebrow. POD meets Olivia, who is torn between becoming a glamour model and a teacher, and Kate, a self-styled queen of shock who collects her own pubic hair. Has POD finally met her match?


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