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I'm Ellie Taylor. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
Snog Marry Avoid is back on the road | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
and POD is fighting the fakery of Britain. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
I'm Joanna. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
POD: Joanna Fake-Tanner? | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
If you can't leave the house without piling on the fake tan | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
and peeling off your clothes, then you need to get into POD, pronto. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:21 | |
Make-under machine, POD, is the queen of mean, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
and she's cattier than ever. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Why do you want to look so cheap and tacky? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
How very dare you! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
From Birmingham to Bromley, Notting Hill to Essex, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
POD will be taking Britain's biggest fakers to task. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
POD computes you would make a good 18th-century serving wench. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Bitch! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
that's stolen their sons and daughters, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
their brothers and sisters. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
THEY CHANT Down with fakery! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Down with fakery! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
It covers up all her natural beauty, in many ways. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Let the battle against fakery commence. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
This is Snog Marry Avoid? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
This week, we've come to the home of the sisterhood of fakery. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
# Hallelujah! Hallelujah! # | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
If you see people praying for oranger skin, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
or shopping for the tightest, skimpiest outfits, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
and POD on the verge of bursting a POD vessel, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
you know we must be in Essex. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Shut up! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Hi, POD! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
We're in my homeland of Essex today. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
In the spiritual homeland of fakery, you mean! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Do you ever give it a rest? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Definitely not. The list of physical abominations here is endless. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Orange tans, big boobs, vajazzles. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Not all of us are like that, clearly! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Ellie, there'll be no vajazzling on my watch! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
I've never had a vajazzle! I'm not going to get a vajazzle! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Ellie! I've got my lenses on you! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
OK, OK! Right, I'll go out there | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
and sort out all of the fakery in Essex. 100%. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Coming up on tonight's show, we take on a feisty slap addict... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
-I couldn't give a -(BLEEP) -what people think. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
..I unleash my inner Essex girl... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Shut up! -Shut up! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
-No, shut up, though. -No, you shut up. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
No, seriously, shut up. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
..POD lands herself in double trouble... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
SHE GIGGLES Easy, Sophie! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
..and fakery goes feral. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
She is the queen of canine couture. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
DOG WHINES | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
When it comes to fakery, | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Essex is Britain's undisputable artificial jewel in the crown. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
You've got those who can't be fake enough. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
A bit of bling here, a bit of bling here, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
and a bit of bling here. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
What more could you want? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
Others who aspire to be fake. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
If I had the money, I'd probably get my teeth done, my lips, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
my boobs, my hair...I do love it! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Fakers in denial... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
It's not really fake. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
It's just making an effort. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Adding to your looks. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
..and some who will fake their way to the dark side. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Are you Captain Jack Sorrow? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-SHE GIGGLES -You could say that! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
POD computes that you should rethink the whole Essex look. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, POD! I thought you'd like it. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Why?! -Erm... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
You two aren't examples of fakery, are you? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
No, not really. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
-Not really? -Not at all. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-What do you do? -I work in retail. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Do you sell coffins? -No! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
I think that Essex girls are probably the fakest of them all. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-So nothing like you two, then? -No! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
There's nothing cool about looking like a bag of Wotsits. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
They sound a bit desperate to POD. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Definitely. POD is right. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Vicky, I like you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
I like you too, POD. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Now for Liberty, who's freed herself | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
from the conventions of style and fashion, but not in a good way. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Hi, guys. I'm Liberty. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Number one, please judge me. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Number two, please hate me. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Because, number three, I love it. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
SHE BLOWS KISSES | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
The main factors in my look, firstly, | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
it's got to be about make-up. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Perfect! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Big hair. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
I've been growing my hair since I was 12. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Big nails, big tan. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Tan, times five coats. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Once, she went out and she had fake tan just to her knees. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What gives me the drive and the urge to do this | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-is that I couldn't give a -(BLEEP) -what people think. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
If I walk down the street and someone dirty looks me, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
that urges me on to do more. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
I'm like, "Yes! Feed it. Come on, feed it." | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
She's a really pretty girl, and I've always said to her, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
"You're wearing far too much make-up." | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
When I was little, I was brought up to be very, very girlie. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Like, pristine, clean. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
So I took that clean, girlie prettiness and amplified it. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
Beau is quite literally the love of my life. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
We shouldn't do that, should we? But we do. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Beau is definitely coming into POD with me. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
POD better not be nasty to Beau, though. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
So today, I'm going into POD, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
because people like my mum would really love me...long time. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
She might cry. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
POD, I would like my daughter back in the way she looks her best, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
which is natural. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
POD, please, just one thing. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Bite me! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm meeting Liberty here to go for a walk in the park, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
and apparently, she's bringing her dog, so I'm totally excited. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
I bet she's got, like, a big woolly fleece on, massive wellies. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
I just hope I'm not overdressed. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Oh, apparently not. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
THEY BABY TALK TO DOG | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
-So pretty! -What's his little name? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-I've got so many dog voices for him, it's incredible. -I'm going to stop, cos I want to punch myself. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
-So how would you describe your look? -Girlie, gone a little bit psycho. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
So you're quite matchy-matchy with how you dress. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Matchy-matchy, but trashy-trashy and printy-printy. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-You're quite into designer brands, right? -Yeah. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
When I see, like, a new bag somewhere, | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
nice, designer, expensive bag, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
I always have to go for the tackier version of it. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
So people are like, "Is that fake? Wait a minute. No, it's not fake." | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-Why are you coming to see POD? -My mum does a lot for me. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Like, a LOT for me, and I feel I owe her this. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
I've got a quiz for you. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Do you prefer Manolo Blahnik heels, or high-street pumps? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
-Manolo Blahnik. -Posh under-eye reflective concealer, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
or a bit of foundation from the lid of someone else's bottle? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Don't make me sick in my mouth! I'm going to have the concealer. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Straight away! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Armani glasses, darling, or big, NHS massive ones? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-With, like, huge rims? -Yeah. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Oh, I love a bit of that! No, Armani. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
You really are a designer lover. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
I think we need to show you how high street can be cool. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Are you ready to come and see POD? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-Ready. -Let's go. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Come on, then, missus. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Come on, baby. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
-Are you ready? -I couldn't be readier. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
POD, are you ready for me? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
POD BLEEPS | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
That is next level bright! Whoa! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Who are you? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
I am Liberty, and this is Beau. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
# I want to break free... # | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Why have you put a boy dog in a polka-dot dress? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
He wants me to put him in dresses every day of his life. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
You do realise that, as you're both here, | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-I'll make-under the pair of you? -Beau would like that. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
He'd benefit from that. I'm doing it for him. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
POD will need to focus on one of you at a time. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-So, for now, goodbye, Beau. -Bye! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Now, Liberty, about this look. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Did you get it from the £1 shop? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
I did most definitely not! That is an in-sult! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
And how long does it take to look this awful? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
The face in itself takes... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
an hour and 45? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-An hour and 45 minutes? -Mmm. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-To look like you've just head-butted a make-up case? -Yeah. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Is that a duck's nest on your head? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
It could be, yeah. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Please tell POD why you have come for a make-under. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Because I'm really intrigued to see what POD can actually do. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
OK, let's run public analysis. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
I asked members of the public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid you. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
What you think they said? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
I'd say, well, I know, they're going to say avoid, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
but it doesn't bother me. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
I'd probably avoid her, because she looks like a witch from the '80s. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
I don't look like a witch! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
I would avoid this girl, because she's wearing way to much make-up. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Well, that person... | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
can get over it. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
I would avoid her, because it's far too loud, what she's wearing, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
and her hair is boufy. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Boufy's better than bushy. I'm glad they didn't say bushy. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
In fact, 10% of the public | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
said they'd want to snog you. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Aw, bless 'em! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
But 90% said they'd want to avoid you. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
POD computes that you are an over-the-top market stall madam, | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
who's splattered in slap. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
You need my... | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
How do you feel about POD's verdict? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Market stall? Really? Really? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Liberty! -Let me be! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
It's time to run the deep cleanse. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Why? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
First of all, take off those ridiculous shoes. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Stripper shoes! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-Get rid of them! -They're gone. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Now, please take off all of your accessories. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Ow! Why do I wear so much jewellery? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
That's a very good question! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Now, let's have that business off your head. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
OK, this might take a little while. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Oh, this is hardcore! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
No more glitter, no more black. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
So upsetting. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
POD is completely amazed | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
at how beautiful you are under all that make up. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I'm glad you're amazed, because I'm definitely not. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
It's time to run the make-under. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
In three, two, one! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
# Oh, if you could see me now... # | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Weirdly, I kind of enjoy it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I'd love a bit more mascara, but I love the hair. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
-You look beautiful, don't you? -Oh, thank you! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
How do you feel in this look? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Yeah, I do like it. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
My boobs look a bit bigger. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Did POD give me a boob job? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
-No, Liberty, I did not! -Aw! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Now, previously, I asked the public would they snog, marry or avoid you. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
What did they say? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Avoid, fine! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
-And what you think they say now? -Marry! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
I would snog her, because she has got a great smile and great hair. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Aw! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
I'd probably snog her. She's really stylish and natural looking. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
I'm loving the compliments, POD! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
I would snog her. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
She looks amazing. She glows. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
She looks presentable. She's nice. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Oh, I AM nice! I AM nice. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
-Actually, 40% of the public do indeed want to marry you. -What? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
The rest want to snog you. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Oh, good, OK. At least they want to do something to me. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Before you go, there's one more thing. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Close your eyes. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Open your eyes! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
I've got my baby back! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
And he's had a make-under too! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Look at him! He's stunning! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Now, are you ready to strut your stuff | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-as a natural beauty on the catwalk? -I am, indeed. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Initiating PODWalk. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Liberty's about to tread the runway at POD's specially created | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Essex catwalk. But how confident is she feeling before the big moment? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:05 | |
I can't wait to see what they think. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Particularly Mum. I think she'll love it. Definitely. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
You look fantastic! Do you like it? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-I love the outfit, yeah. -Wow! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
I love the hair, would love some more make-up, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
but otherwise, I love it. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
What do you think? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
Erm, to be absolutely honest, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I think there's a happy medium | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
between how she was when you first saw her and this. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
-Ooh, feisty! -Oh, no, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
I like the mid-route between these two. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
But look how nice the outfit is! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Well, it looks kind of like a school thing. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
She's cross with me. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
-No, I'm not. -OK, that's fine. -She is! She definitely is! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
No, I really am, yeah. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Not what I expected at all. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
I don't know what I expected. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-What do you think? -I love it, yeah. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
I can't wait to borrow the outfit. I really like it. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
POD computes that Liberty has gone | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
from boufy catastrophe to pretty young thing. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Once I was into it, I loved it, and I could have carried on a couple more times. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
She could look prettier with a little bit more make-up. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Not fake tan. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
And possibly not so buttoned-up in the outfit. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
She was honest, that's all I can say. So, yeah. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I don't think she's going to stop dressing the dog up. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Neither do I. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
On the whole, the reaction was really, really good. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
And obviously, that gives me a little boost. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Essex babes are famed for wearing fakery like a second skin, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
and think nothing of going totes over the top. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
You've got bleached-blonde hair, fake eyelashes AND orange skin. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
It's not orange, though. It's brown. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Why do you want to look so cheap and tacky? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
How very dare you! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Orange! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
It's brown, definitely brown. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Definitely orange. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
Definitely brown, and makes your teeth look whiter. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
They obviously pull better when they look orange. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Yes, but WHAT are they pulling? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
This level of fakery is unacceptable. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Shut up! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
Essex overload! Essex overload! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Recalling Ellie! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Hi, POD! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, thank heavens you're back! But I'm confused. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
You're an Essex girl, and you don't look ridiculously fake. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
There are some people who choose to dress like that. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
The rest of us just like to be well-groomed. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Like a horse, you mean? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
No, not like a horse! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
In that case, please investigate this well-groomed Essex look, Ellie. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
OK, I'll add a sprinkling of an Essex stereotype. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Just a sprinkling. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Ellie! -Tiny little bit of stereotype. Tiny. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-IN "ESSEX GIRL" VOICE -Seriously, though, do you fancy me? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I think you look fit... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Stop it, babe! Honey, oh, my God! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
..from the neck down. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Tell me why you love living in Essex. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Because it's fake. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
I would not go back to being sort of natural. I love my look. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-Shut up. -Shut up. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
-No, shut up, though. -No, you shut up. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
I see a lot of fakery in Essex. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
You've got the blonde hair, like, bright blonde, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
white teeth. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Fake tan. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
You're a bit...tangerine. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Fake eyelashes, fake nails, short skirts. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-Shut up. -Shut up. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Does the farmer want a wife like this? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
No, no, no! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
I was like, "Oh, my God, are you serious?" | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
And he was like, "Yeah, I'm serious." | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
And I was like, "Seriously, at the end of the day, 100%, I don't even believe you." | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-Shut up! -Shut up! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Winner, in the arena! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
And he was like, "Wah-wah," giving me all the agg, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
and I'm like, "I don't even know what you're talking about." | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
And he was like, "Well, yeah I'm not going to marry you." | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
# You look reem! # | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Hi, POD, you're looking gorge! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Oh, my God, Ellie! What have you done? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I've just gone a little bit, little bit Essex. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Has this ridiculous look helped you find out | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
why Essex girls love fakery? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I found out that everyone thinks it's very glamorous, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
it's very sophisticated, very on-trend, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
and generally, Essex girls are doing it...perfectly. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
Ellie, POD's heard enough. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Please revert to your natural beauty | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
and take that silly thing off your head. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
All right then, bubs. I'll see you later. Bye! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Now for Sophie, who's flying the flag | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
for Essex glamour in Manchester. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Hiya, I'm Sophie. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
I'm 19, and I'm from Manchester, and I'm a part-time model. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
The things that are fake about me are my hair... | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I can't just have one set of hair extensions, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
because I don't like thin hair. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
..my nails... | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
my lips... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Perfect pout! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
..my bum... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
It's a foam bum! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
..my boobs... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
my tan... | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
The colour I'm going for now is black! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
..my eyelashes... | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
They don't really make eyelashes long enough or thick enough for me. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-..everything! -SHE GIGGLES | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
My mum was always, like, always quite glamorous. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Like, she got her boobs done, and as soon as I turned 18, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I wanted my boobs done. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Like, look at everyone's proper staring at us! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-BOYS JEER -They just want a bit of me! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
I think she's a bit, erm, OTT. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
She just needs to tone it down | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
and just be natural. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
I love attention, and I'm not going to get attention | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
if I go out looking like a plain Jane. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
It's party time, boy! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Being made under, it'll be quite interesting. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Just to see if I can look pretty and natural. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Plain and interesting. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
But I don't think I will. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Under all that make-up, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
she is naturally pretty. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
POD, good luck changing me. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
I'm fit, I'm fake and I love it. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I'm here to meet Sophie. We're going to get our nails done. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
But by the looks of her, she's got a bit confused. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
She hasn't got many clothes on. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
I think she thinks we're here to have another sunbed. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
So, tell me about these. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-What, my boobs? -Your boobs. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
I like to make the most of them, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
and obviously show them off. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Do all of your friends have fake boobs? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
I think a lot of people... most people do, nowadays. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-Have you checked that statistic? -No! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
No, I don't think that's true. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Is there are any particular kind of style | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
that you're going for, the way that you dress? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Yeah, I do like the TOWIE look. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Like, but I think I'm more extreme than them. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Why are you coming for a make-under? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
I just think it'll be interesting, like, to have a make-under, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
and see if I benefit from it. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
What's your biggest fear about going to see POD? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Probably my hair. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Because I've always bleached my hair, and I do not suit dark hair. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-Sophie, I've got a quiz for you. -OK. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
To work out how in love you are, truly, with the Essex style, OK? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
So to these things I'm going to tell you, | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-you can either say it's reem or it's wrong. -OK. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
-Fake sunshine tan. -Reem. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
-Pale skin. -Wrong. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-White stilettos. -Reem. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
-Vajazzle. -Reem. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
-Have you had a vajazzle? -I have had a vajazzle! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Have you really had a vajazzle? -Yeah, I have, yes. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-What did you have on your vajazzly bits? -I had a star. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-Aw! -Yeah. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
OK, from that, I can conclude... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
I think you are a bit of an Essex glamorous lover. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
I think we'll need to get you into POD, pronto. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-Ready? -Yes. Let's go. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
All right, Sophie, in you get. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Hiya, POD. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
POD BLEEPS | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-Who are you? -I'm Sophie. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Why are you dressed like a children's dolly? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I'm a princess! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Sophie, you're not really a princess, are you? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Yeah, I'm a real-life princess. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I've got a little pink crown on. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Yes, I can see that. Well done. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
-How much did your boobs cost? -£3,000. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
-Each? -No, for two. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Why have you added so much fakery? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Because it makes me look fit. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
People won't want to look at me for modelling and stuff | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
if I look like a plain Jane. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
-What do you model? -Lingerie. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
What do you REALLY model? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
-SHE GIGGLES -Topless. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
POD computes, if you keep adding plastic, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
you might end up looking like this. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
# Sisters, sisters... # | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
SHE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I hate to say it, but you look similar. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Oh, no! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-Except, you're more orange than the doll. -I think it looks pretty. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
I just wish my waist was as thin as this. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Perhaps the two of you could go on a night out. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Easy, Sophie! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Sophie, POD computes that you're having far too much fun. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Aw, where she gone?! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
What would you do if POD proved your natural beauty? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
No, I can't see it happening. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Why have you come to POD for a make-under? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I think it's going to be interesting | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
to see what I look like being "normal". | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
I think it's time to run public analysis. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
I showed the public a picture of you as you are now, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
and asked would they snog, marry or avoid you. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
Snog, obviously! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
I would avoid her, because she's trying way too hard, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-and it's not working. -No! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
I'd avoid her, because she looks like a doll, and just too made-up. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
Oh, that's nice! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
I would avoid her. She looks way too plastic. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Plastic is fantastic! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
In fact, 100% said they wanted to avoid you | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
and get as far away from you as possible. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
They're absolutely lying! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
POD computes that you are | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
an orange, peroxide, sequinned, plastic cataclysmic clone. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
And you need my... | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-OK, then. -Run the deep cleanse. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Please remove those shoes. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
# I knew you were trouble when you walked in... # | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Aw, I'm not a princess no more! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Sophie, you never WERE a princess! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Oh, I love my hair extensions! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
That's a shame! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Yeah, I've got three people's heads of hair in here. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:18 | |
Get rid of them immediately! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
I feel naked without my eyelashes. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Well done. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
Hold up that wipe. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
-Would you say that's a lot of make-up? -Not really. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Oh, dear, Sophie! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Let's just run the make-under. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
In three, two, one. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Put your hands down, Sophie. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
I look so white! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
POD computes you look utterly stunning. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
No, I don't like it. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
-What is it that you don't like? -My hair is horrible. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
How do you feel about the colour, though? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Yeah, I like the colour, but it's just really short. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Sophie, the last time I asked the public | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
if they'd snog, marry or avoid you, what did they say? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
-Snog! -The truth, please, Sophie. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-Avoid. -And what do you think they say, having seen you now? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Definitely avoid. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
I would snog her, because she is very naturally beautiful. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
I'm not. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
I would snog her, because she is a very good-looking girl. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Yeah, but I work better with loads of make-up and tan! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
I would marry her, because she looks very respectable, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
-and she's got a very cute face. -No way! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
In fact, 60% of the public want to snog you, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
and the 40% want to marry you. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-That's a lie! -I'm not lying! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Sophie, POD has this awful image of you going home | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-and diving into a bath full of fake tan. -Yeah, it sounds about right! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
Oh, Sophie! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
-What are you going to do on the catwalk? -Hide! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Sophie's clearly unimpressed by her make-under. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Will she actually make it onto the PODWalk? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Everyone waits with bated breath. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
How are you feeling? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
I just hate the look. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Do you, really? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
I look disgusting. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-You do NOT look disgusting! -You don't. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
Is there anything you like about it at all? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I just feel like a little boy. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
You don't look like a little boy, my love. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
What do you reckon, Donna? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
I really like it. It's nice. Au naturale boy! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
POD computes that, despite Sophie's disappointment, | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
her look has transformed her | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
from drastic and plastic to stylish and chic. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I didn't like it on the catwalk, because I didn't feel like myself. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
I just don't think she likes it at all. Her reaction. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
I don't think she likes it! I think she'll be going back to normal. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
And I am going to go back and literally | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
smother myself in fake tan, put my biggest eyelashes on | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
and the heaviest make-up ever. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
It's just going to make me ten times worse. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
But it's been a good experience. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Essex girls love blinging, vajazzling | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
and glamming themselves up, | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
but it's not just humans who are getting glossy manes. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Why did you put pink on your dogs? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
I'm from Essex, and he needs to have a little bit of bling on him. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
# What have I, what have I What have I done to deserve this? # | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
What have you done to that poor dog? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
She is the queen of canine couture. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-You look like a natural beauty. -I am! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
-Karen, what's that around your feet? -My pooch. My babycakes! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Oh, Karen! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
I paint their toenails, I furjazzle them... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Excuse me?! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
Furjazzle. It's the dog version of vajazzle. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
She loves to be pink. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
She gets all the attention and all the fuss, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
and as many cheesy bites as she... | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-SHE MOCK GASPS -..as she can fit in. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
If you want to bling up the front as well as the back, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
you've got some nice hair extensions. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
It could be worse, she could be orange. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Like the rest of Essex. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
I reckon she's going to stop traffic. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
She might cause a few accidents! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
You have to make the most of yourself. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Earlier on, POD transformed make-up mad Liberty | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
and plastic princess Sophie into stunning natural beauties. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
But have they kept their looks? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
No! Kind of, a little bit. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
-A little tiny bit. -What have you kept? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
A little bit less eye make-up. Like, not as dark in the day. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
The lairy stuff's back. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Yeah. Fur's back. Bigger height is back. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
So why have you mostly gone back? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
As much as I like what I was wearing, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
I really wasn't wearing make-up, and I felt I did look about two. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
It was a funny one, because your mum wasn't massively feeling it, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
and I've never had that before. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Mum's always like, "Ooh, it's amazing! Thank you!" | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-And she was like, "Mmm..." -That was the biggest shock for me, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
because I was like, "I'm doing this for my mum. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
"She's going to love it. She'll probably cry." | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
But, like, it's my opinion that counts, really. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Like, if she'd have liked it, that would've been great. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
That would've been a bonus. Like, happy mum, happy days. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
But I would have still gone back to putting it on. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
What about you, Sophie? What have you kept? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Erm, I've toned the hair down a bit. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
And I haven't got as much tan on. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
-The extensions are in again. -Yeah. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Big time! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
So how long after you did the catwalk show | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
did you go back to this look? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Probably about 20 or 30 minutes. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Are you kidding me?! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
No, I'm being serious. I was just completely out of my comfort zone. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
I just did not feel right. It was not me at all. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Did you learn anything from the experience of going to see POD? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Yeah, I learned that just, like, I suit being more fake. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
It proved, really, what I already knew! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
It was lovely to meet you both. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
-Thank you very much for coming on the show. -Thank you. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Hiya, POD. That is Essex done. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
So it is, and I'm very pleased to say, | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
not only did I make-under two people, but a dog as well. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
You made-under a dog? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
Yes, in fact, I'm considering moving into the world of canine make-unders. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Well, I suppose everyone needs to earn a few more dollars | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
in these hard times. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:38 | |
That said, though, the streets of Essex | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
still seem to be covered in fake girls. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
So let's go out there and give it another go. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
If that's really how you want to spend your evening, | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
then totes go for it, babe. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
I, however, am going out for dinner with some girlfriends, | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
because it's pink wine o'clock. So you can POD off! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
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