Week 5 Results Strictly Come Dancing

It's a spooky Hallowe'en special. It's Strictly Come Dancing: the

Results. # I'm just an average man with an

average life # I work from 9.00 to 5.00

# Hey, hell # I pay the price

# All I want to do # Is be left alone

# But why do # I always feel like

# I'm in the Twilight Zone # I always feel like somebody's

watching me # And I have no privacy

# I always feel like # Somebody's watching me

# Tell me, is it just a dream? # When I come home at night

# I close the toor real tight # People call me on the phone

# I'm trying to avoid # But can the people on TV see me?

# Or am I just paranoid? # I always feel like somebody's

watching me # And I have no privacy

# Whoa, Whoa, Whoa # I always feel like

# Somebody's watching me # I don't know anymore. Are the

neighbours watching me # Well, is the mailman watching me?

# Tell me - # And I don't feel safe anymore

# What a mess # I wonder who is watching me now

# The IRS? # I always feel like

# Somebody's watching me # And I have no privacy

# Whoa, Whoa, Whoa shot I always feel like somebody's watching me

# Tell me # Is it just a dream?

Hang on a minute. This is not right. That's better. Back where you

belong. So a spooky start to Sunday's Strictly Hallowe'en

results. Your scores have been combined with the judge's, and

tonight, Hallowe'en will claim its next victim.

(Evil laugh) But first, let's say hello to the people who make the

Addams Family look positively normal. It's our judges.

APPLAUSE There they go. Is the broomstick in

for an MOT tonight, Craig? absolutely. I am getting one built

especially for my home. It's in the garage, darling. Absolutely. We'll

hear for them in a little while, but first, let's see what tricks or

treats are in store tonight with our Claudia. Thank you. It's treats

all around tonight. We have a special performance from the

devilishly handsome boy band The Wanted, plus, more spell-binding

slow-mo from Len's lens. First, though, let's hop onboard the ghost

train - choo-choo - destination, Saturday night.

(Playing: Theme song to the Addams It was a marvellous evening, magic

- magic. I am saying magic. There you are. Don't worry about the X

Factor. You've got the feel-good factor. You have turned Hayleigh

Mason into camp heaven. Unfortunately, you went wrong one

too many times. I feel I could have done it much, much better. Onwards

and upwards, they say. You coped with the wardrobe malfunction well,

though it did throw you. That's why it was a bit of a mess towards the

end. It's OK. You have nothing to cry about, my darling. You covered

that so well. You should be proud of yourself. You handled that well.

It's all right. No. That was fun, fun, fun. You're completely and

utterly physically unsuited for this, I am afraid. The judges were

tough on me this week. Great smile, personality, terrible footwork. If

you look down at my feet, you ain't going to be happy! Five! I think

you played that extremely well. Woo-hoo! Haunting, voluptuous with

a hint of madness. Give me a kiss.

LAUGHTER When I heard Holly was going to do

Swan Lake, I thought this was going to be a disastrous. But what a

number. It was terrific. Nine. is my favourite Hallowe'en so far.

I have to be honest - you're a walking disaster. I am getting a

little bit bored of that lift now. It was not my idea. Oh! I think it

is fair - they are too hot, definitely. Four! You're too cool

for school. I can't say I agree with you. I agree. He is without

doubt, one of the best male-born dancers I have seen, ever!

# Bad! # You really, really went for it, so well done. I felt like

you had to lead a little bit more. Your hands were on occasion like

soup ladles, darling. Four. He's not marking it right in my opinion.

It's not a four. Come on, baby. Don't be upset. I am. Gutted.

# She's just a devil woman! # Fantastic actress, Anita. You were

quite scary out there. I never knew you could play so evil. She's going

to get you at the end! Love it, love it, love it.

# Highway to hell # I'm quite partial to the flying

myself, actually. What Lulu lacked in technique she truly made up for

in entertainment. I am proud of what we did tonight. It was fun.

There's a new moon out tonight, and I flew right through it.

# You wish # You wish #

I thought that was absolutely fab- u-lous. Last week you took a dip.

You're back. Well done. Woo-hoo! Nine. Nine. Nine. 10. 10! Yeah!

had the good, the bad and the ugly, and I loved it - what fun. What

enjoyment. Who will survive Hallowe'en's horrors, and who faces

couple safe tonight is: Lulu and Brendan.

James. Well done. Back in the ballroom next Saturday are: Jason

and Kristina. show are: Chelsee and Pasha.

And now in the bottom two tonight and in danger of leaving the

competition are: Audley and Natalie. The rest of you

will have to wait to discover your fate.

Len, the jive is a tough dance for big guys. I mean, you said that

Audley had rhythm. He had timing are you disappointed to see him in

the bottom two? I am disappointed, but I had a feeling he might be

because he's got size 17 feet. He's 6'6" or whatever, and the jive is

all about being compact and sharp and fast. You know, it's a shame

because this competition quite often is about getting the wrong

dance at the wrong week, and I think that's what happened for

Audley. Last week his foxtrot I thought was beautiful, and he's had

to do a jive which didn't suit him, and I am sorry, but I had a feeling

it may be. Thank you very much. Will he live to fight another day?

Over to you, Claudia. Thank you very much, Tess. I have five safe,

joyful couples. There is joy in the room. Alex, congratulations. Last

week, grumpy Craig, sexless. This week he found it erotic. Are you

delighted or ever so slightly alarmed? No, delighted. He said

that. I was just worried it was going to come to an end. We dusted

ourselves off. It was a break- through week he said. Do you feel

like that? Yeah. Your eyelashs are amazing. You flew. How do you feel?

You must be still on cloud nine. am still flying. They said the

choreography was brilliant. They loved it. Brendan did a great job,

and I loved flying. You were so brilliant, and then you were in

tears. I wanted to jump through the telly. I feel a bit daft now.

be silly. Did you think there had been a gift? What do you think

happened? I don't want to say gift. Do you know what, it has been

really hard this week. I was a bit nervous about coming on. OK. Well,

you were absolutely brilliant, absolutely brilliant, and you're

going to love this. There is something to sink your fans into

now. They're Britain's hottest boy band who in one year have taken the

world by storm. Here with their exclusive performance of their

brand new single Lightning, please welcome The Wanted.

# You're in control # Pressing pause on my heartbeat

# Someone stole all the air # So I can't speak

# Now I know # The chase is on

# I feel as though # My time has come

# How many times do I fly through your head space?

# Now it's speeding away from the safe place

# Yeah, your skin # Your touch

# The kiss # You rush too much

# And here it comes # When your lips touch mine

# It's the kiss of life # I know

# I know that it's a little bit frightening

# We might as well be playing with lightning.

# We touch like # Like it's out first time

# Oh, oh # I know it's a light frightening

# We might as well be playing with lightning now

# Oh, oh # Just you and me and the coats in

the back room # Learning things they don't teach

in the classroom # Now you're here

# I feel the fear # Now everything is oh, so clear

# I have been addicted to you since the first hit

# Out of control like a surge of electric

# Yeah, your skin, your touch # The kiss

# The rush so much # And here it comes

# When your lips touch mine # It's the kiss of life

# I know it's a little bit frightening

# We might as well be playing with lightning

# We touch like # Like it's our first time

# Oh, oh # I know it's a little bit

frightening # We might as well be playing with

lightning # Now...

# Oh, oh # Oh, oh oh, oh

# Oh, oh # Your skin

# The touch # The kiss

# Too much # Your skin

# The touch # The kiss

# The rush # Your skin

# The touch # The kiss too much

# The rush # When your lips touch mine

# It's the kiss of life # I know

# I know that it's a little bit frightening

# We might as well be playing with lightning

# We touch like # Like it's our first time

# Oh, oh # I know it's a little bit

frightening # We might as well be playing with

lightning now # Oh, oh #

Amazing. Now it's time to please welcome the judges.

APPLAUSE Now, of course, we could not do

this section alone. We need to be joined by... Len's lens.

(Evil laugh) Right? Scary. This is where we look

at the real details. Look how beautifuls that, and you can

dissect certain movements. First off, we've got a surprise clip for

you, Len, because Kristina put a spell on Jason. She put a spell on

you. You're going to love this. Here we go. Look. Look. I was

practising - I was practising that Bewitched, and I wasn't sure I

could wiggle my nose and then go wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, then

whatever the score was. I couldn't do it. Can I just say something -

we have all had a little practising. You did it for 14 seconds. Yeah,

well, I am a perfectionist. I thought, this is ridiculous. I've

got quite a big bugle. This will work. Unfortunately, no. I had to

give up. Alex and James, you loved them. Let's just have a look at

this clip in slow-mo. Here she is - so beautiful. Do you know what I

like? Last week she got a bit of a hammering, and I'm sure she has

come back this week - her nerves were a little bit jangled, but she

had the confidence to come out and perform on her own. That's one of

the keys. You have to risk it if you want the biscuit. Full on Kate

Bush - Ka-ba-bush - ya-ya. It was like Kate Bush was here. It's

uncanny. We have a surprise clip for you because always this believe

face, serene, adorable, just smiling, willing them on, then this.

Hold on. Here we go. LAUGHTER

A trick, and then a treat! Let's talk about holly and Artem. You

loved them. The audience went nuts. Here is the clip. They do this

amazing spin. Talk us through it. What I loved about it is it wasn't

conventional. It was really unique, and I think Holly stepped up her

game this week. Artem is so clever. It was my favourite concept. What

was lovely is it was really effortless. There was no straining

in his face. It just flowed. It was lovely. I don't want to be

pernickety, but why didn't that get a ten? Not enough content for me -

not enough foxtrot. I loved the spin. I just felt like it went on

too long. There were some ballet-ic steps that were cleverly put

together. It's stunning, what he did, but because there is some

attitude - purely from a ballet point of view, they weren't quite

there, but overall... I had to ask. I was at home shouting ten to

myself! Craig, we have a fantastic clip of you. This is the brilliant

Robbie Savage jumping on your desk. Your face and Len's face were

fantastic. Look at you, Craig. LAUGHTER

Len loves it. Oh, look. LAUGHTER

Bruno, let me talk to you about the musical performances - Audley on

the piano, then Russell playing the bong oh, I believe. Let's have a

look. Both of them doing it with gusto. Going for it - the belly

bong oh - give it to me, honey! They were not the best dancers, but

they got the spirit of it. Look at him! I was born this way - go for

it! The thing I have to say overall - everybody really had wonderful

concepts. They may not have been technically perfect, some of them,

but overall, they all really embraced the spirit of the night on

Saturday. It was brilliant. The dancers, the celebrities - they did

a fantastic - I have enjoyed it enormously. Obviously, we have to

score. We have to do our job, but as a member of the public, I

thought they were stunning, all of them, regardless of the scores.

Everyone is totally agreeing with you. We can never end this item.

Even if we do this in four years' time, I'm still going to show him.

Look at him move that tail. That's the best costume I have ever seen.

There it is. Look at that face. Somewhere between Hell Boy and Hell

Girl. He was brilliant. Guys, thank you very much. Let's hear it for

Now the dreaded red light is about to be switched on again, but who

will be under it? Back to you, Tess. Thanks, Claudia. Five couples left,

but who's safe, and who is in In no particular order surviving

Dancing again next Saturday are: Russell and Flavio. Thank you.

Thank you. Safe for another week are: Harry and Aliona Vilani.

So that means Robbie and Ola and Nancy and Anton, one of you is safe,

one in the bottom two. I can reveal the couple in the bottom two

tonight is: Nancy and Anton. So Robbie and Ola,

congratulations. You're through to next Saturday.

APPLAUSE So Bruno, this is Nancy's third

time in the bottom two. Do you think it's her time to go? Well,

listen - there is one thing I have to explain - she's been in the

bottom two three times, saved by the nation three times. I do

understand the appeal. In a perverse way somebody so beautiful

but yet so clueless on the dancefloor makes this almost like

must-see television. I want to see her again. Can she get any worse? I

have no idea. LAUGHTER

No, but it still is wonderful to see because she goes for it - badly

- but she goes for it! Will it be a case of third time unlucky? We'll

have to see. Over to you, Claudia. Thank you, Tess. Here with a

bewitching American smooth guaranteeed to make your toes tap

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 162 seconds

and spine a tingle, please welcome two couples are here. I am so sorry,

Audley. The judges said the jive is just a very difficult dance. If you

stay another week, have you got better dances in you, do you think?

Definitely. I think the ballroom dances are more suitable to me, but

I tried, but - I gave it my all, but that dance is a real tough

dance to master especially someone my size and my small feet. Yes,

let's not mention the feet ever again. Nancy, we keep meeting like

this. Yes. Is the rumba the final nail in the coffin, do you think? I

feel bad asking - but I had to. ask. No. OK. Fantastic! You enjoyed

it, though? To be in a coffin? dance. I do enjoy it, but I need to

watch it again because I think definitely the judge is being too

mean to us definitely, but I definitely will watch it and see.

OK. All right. If I enjoy it, I did. Brilliant. And with that, we are

done. Either Audley or Nancy are about to bid goodbye to Strictly.

Here's what we'll miss. It is already my third time in the bottom

two. You never want to surrender. The thing is nothing make you more

happy when people are laughing with you. I can't ask for more. I want

to keep going. I still have a lot of energies to carry on. The best

thing about being part of Strictly is that I get to dance every single

day. Wow. It doesn't even feel like I'm working. I'm having so much fun.

I've danced. I am losing weight. But there's a lot more to come from

Audley Harrison. Twinkle toes is competition for good - the moment

of truth. Audley, Craig said heavy, flat-footed and cumbersome. Nancy,

Alesha said you should have stayed in the coffin. But did the public

agree? I can now reveal that the couple leaving tonight is: Nancy

and Anton. It's OK. That means Audley and Natalie, we'll see you

next week. Nancy and Anton, please come and join me. As we said

earlier, never a dull moment. What will you miss most about Strictly?

Let me think about it! LAUGHTER

I will miss many moments, of course. It has been so a full-on experience

that we - sorry. Give it to me. Wardrobe malfunction - we don't

need anymore! Exactly. It's another one. Well, of course it's difficult

to say now, but of course I'll miss a lot. It was a lot of fun, and I

learned dancing - partly, even though the judges don't agree.

Anton, what would you like to say to Nancy? I tell you what I'm going

to miss the most. I'm just going to miss Nancy. I'm going to miss you.

You are a superstar. You are absolutely lovely. Thank you very

much, Anton. I have had the most lovely time. Off you go. I'm so

sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, Nancy and Anton. Before we go, it's a sad

goodbye to another couple. It Takes Two is at 6.30 on BBC Two. If you

can't wait until then for your next ballroom fix, head to our website.

We'll be back at 6.25pm next Saturday. Len won't be here next