The Mayor of Stress Town The Apprentice USA

Last time on All Star Celebrity Apprentice,

the teams were tasked with making a demonstrational video for LG.

Go out, do your job, good luck.

On Plan B, project manager Gary Busey was out of control...

I want you to move out of the set.

-Don't push him.

-I didn't.

-You did.

I'm sorry, you don't touch another person's body.

..and on Team Power, Marilu Henner got under Trace Adkins' skin.

Oh, my God, can we blow out my face a little? It looks so bad.

-Look how bad I look.

-They're not going to see it.

The thing with Marilu, she comes pre-wound.

On the day of the presentation, Plan B was in trouble.

What will LG think of next?

A mechanical dog?

And Team Power came through...

..with my LG Intuition smartphone.

You guys look so cute!

..giving them a much needed win.

No contest. Lil Jon, congratulations.

-Trace, Marilu, congratulations.

-Thank you.

-Have a good time.

-Thank you.

-Go.

Left in the boardroom, Gary went on the attack...

I was stopped in the front by Lisa,

with her yelling at me in front of everybody.

-I don't yell.

-You did yell, because I heard you yell

and it was like this!

..but his time was up.

-Gary, you're the project manager.

-Yeah.

You didn't highlight many of the products.

Gary, you're fired.

You see Gary just beating up on Lisa?

He was trying to throw it on Lisa.

-Mm-hm. It's not going to be Lisa.

-It's not going to be...

It's going to be Gary.

-You showed a lot of restraint.

-Yeah, you did.

Well, I did, I did.

'It was an exhausting ordeal to deal with Gary Busey

'for the amount of time we had to deal with him.'

I try not to take this whole thing personally, but...

you know, it was personal, he went right at me.

He would say, "I want you to absolutely tell me the truth

"and support me."

And I would say, "I don't think it's a good idea."

And he would say, "You're not supporting me."

But you know, I managed to get through this whole thing

still loving Gary.

'I was most excited about being with Gary Busey on this show,'

and I did enjoy that very much.

'Personally, I liked to be around him.'

-Now it's two to three.

-Wow.

And there's one person left from Power.

Can I point that out?

It's Power with the dregs of Plan B.

-We got cut...

-I'm seven out of nine, pal.

We got cut from Plan B, so...

'Any two of the five of us'

could be the final two people in this Celebrity Apprentice All Stars.

'It's powerhouse people.'

'We don't have a weak link. Let's see what happens

'with the task tomorrow.'

Bring it on.

-We all got a win, too, here, right?

-Mm-hm.

-Oh, yeah, everybody here.

-You, me, we all got a win.

-We all won.

-Yeah.

'We're going into the home stretch.'

I mean, at the end of the day, you might love someone

but you got to fight it out with them to stay.

'And, for me, it's business. If you ain't handling what you're

'supposed to be handling, then your ass need to go.'

There's only five of us.

Y'all got to battle it out for that final fourth spot.

MUSIC: For The Love Of Money by The O'Jays

Today, I'm here to present a cheque for 40,000

to the American Diabetes Association.

-Hey.

-Hi, how are you?

-Good, good.

-Lurelean Gaines.

-Hey.

-Nice to meet you.

-You too.

'I want to raise awareness for friends and family

'of people with diabetes, that we have to, you know,'

stay on top of your loved ones and make sure

that they're taking care of them.

What is your connection to ADA?

Well, my mom has had diabetes all her life.

So I grew up seeing her taking insulin,

and I thought she was in remission,

and she had a stroke a couple of months ago.

-I'm so sorry.

-It's really hit me and made me say, you know,

"I want to represent ADA on Celebrity Apprentice."

I'm just truly thrilled that you want to help bring awareness,

because diabetes is one of those silent killers.

We know that 26 million people in this country

have diabetes and there are 79 million that are pre diabetics

-and have no clue that they're diabetics.

-Yeah.

And we have to be very aware of that,

so awareness is our major concern.

Well, that's why I wanted to represent ADA on the show.

It's a great platform to definitely bring awareness

and, you know, maybe bring some money.

Speaking of money!

-Yes.

-I was project manager in a task and I have a cheque here

-for 40,000.

-Ah!

20,000 from LG and 20,000 from Mr Trump.

So hopefully this can go a long way for the ADA.

Thank you, wow.

'I think it would be amazing if we could finally find'

a cure for diabetes.

It affects so many people,

from every ethnicity,

and that would save millions of lives,

for generations.

We got to keep fighting and working hard

and, hopefully, we'll eventually find a cure.

All right, it was really great talking with you.

I'll keep your mother and your family in my prayers.

There he is.

They were hiding his ass.

Good morning.

-ALL:

-Good morning.

John Rich, let me just ask you, you won Celebrity Apprentice,

your life has changed. Tell us about it.

One of the biggest thing's that's happened since I won

Celebrity Apprentice is Saint Jude's Children's Hospital

has raked in tens of millions of dollars

that otherwise would not have come in after the show was over.

That's fantastic. Hey, fellas, as executives,

I wish I got a piece of what these people are making, all of them.

How about him? I can't get tickets to his show in Las Vegas.

We have policies.

By the way, John, you've done a fantastic job.

You are one of our really great champions.

Lil Jon, good man, right?

That's my boy.

OK, we're standing in Barclays Center -

a truly luxurious, magnificent arena,

and the home to the Brooklyn Nets.

-You know all about that, right, Lil Jon?

-Yes, sir.

How are they doing, the Brooklyn Nets?

-Um, I think they're doing OK.

-I think they're doing terrifically.

It's a great team, it's a hot franchise in the NBA.

Now, with me are two great executives - Rodney Butler

and Scott Butera, he worked for me for years.

Great executive.

Scott, go ahead.

Foxwoods is one of the largest, most luxurious resorts in the world.

We're well-known for having incredible customer service

and entertainment venues that are unparalleled.

For your task this week, each team will be provided a suite

at this beautiful Barclays Center.

You will transform that suite with furnishings, decorations

and theming that best represents the Foxwoods brand.

In addition, each team will be responsible for hosting a party

in the respective suite and providing all aspects,

including service and the exceptional entertainment

that we've become known for at Foxwoods Resorts.

OK. My advisors are John Rich and Don.

-Don.

-Tomorrow, Rodney and Scott will attend your parties

and judge you based on creativity, brand messaging

and the overall party atmosphere.

OK. The project manager of the winning team

for your charity

-will receive 50,000 from me.

-Whoa.

-Wow.

-Wow.

-Donald, if I could, in addition to that,

on behalf of Foxwoods and the Mashantucket Pequot Tribe,

-we'd like to double that.

-Wow, that's great.

-Ooh!

Money's coming up now.

-Lisa, who's your project manager?

-That would be me.

-OK.

'This is a big one.'

If I win, I could have 100,000 for Saint Jude.

'That would take my total to 504,000.'

That's a half a million dollars.

-You'll do a beautiful suite, won't you?

-Yes, I will.

I have a feeling. Who's your project manager?

-I am.

-Good, Marilu.

I've been playing for Alzheimer's Association.

Lisa and I, I guess, are going to be squaring off.

We have a lot of the same skills, but I think I have a few more

than she does.

Go, do a beautiful job, have fun.

OK. Thank you.

Oh, my God, this is tiny.

This is going to be tight.

-OK, here, let's stay over here.

-Hey.

I know, they're right there, I can see, I can see.

Let's just sit down and talk.

-Let's just sit down.

-He kept saying, "Foxwoods Brand."

-Mm-hm.

So we need to find out what the hell that is.

'The task this week is to design a signature suite'

at the Barclays Center,

promoting Foxwoods Resorts.

Here we go, brand guidelines.

And our war room is also the suite that we will be throwing our party.

We just need to find a cohesive theme.

This is not an easy task.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hello, hi.

Hey. Marilu, hi, I'm Scott Butera.

The superstar of the Trump team.

How are you?

'We have to meet with the CEO of Foxwoods, Scott Butera,'

and also the chairman of the Mashantucket Pequot Tribe,

Rodney Butler.

You know, Foxwoods is an amazing place.

It's one of the largest resorts in the world.

It's almost seven million square feet,

and we literally have something for everyone.

In these executive meetings, you learn so much.

All you have to do is listen and they tell you exactly

what you need to do in the task.

Yeah, our goal is to have something that really represents our resort.

-Yeah, yeah.

-At the core, it's all about great entertainment.

Right. So you want this to be like a suite that somebody

comes to and says, "I've gotta go stay here."

-Exactly.

-Absolutely.

How did you pick the five characters? I know it's cards.

Yeah, we have a very diverse customer base at Foxwoods,

and we think the characters kind of represent each one.

They have these five great characters at Foxwoods Resorts

and they've named them Ace, King, Queen, Jack and Joker.

The Ace is somebody who's, you know, very disciplined and focused

and calm, cool and collected.

You have the King, who's very majestic and is very distinguished.

Mm-hm.

The two teams were supposed to take one of those characters

and base their suite on it.

And then we have what we call Jokers

and, basically, they're also very adventurous and fun,

but very youthful and very contemporary.

Do you have a colour scheme at all at Foxwoods?

Foxwoods has the logo and maybe, Rodney, you can speak to that,

because it represents the Mashantucket Tribe,

which is our owner.

So it's owned, proudly, by my family,

the Mashantucket Pequot Tribal Nation,

and so we also have very subtle touches of Native American heritage

and culture throughout the resort as well.

So, as you walk along the concourse,

we'll have some Native flute music playing in different areas.

We do have a museum kiosk

that tells a little bit about the tribal history

and highlight some of the culture.

'I think, for this task,

'the smallest of smallest details are key.'

We want to make sure we really encompass and really get

the vibe and the feel and the essence of Foxwoods.

-I hope we do you proud.

-All right, good luck to you.

-Thank you so very much.

-Thank you.

The King is, "Distinguished, aspirational, gracious,

"gentlemanly, intelligent and mature."

The Joker is, "Fun, adventurous, youthful, hip, entertaining,

"contemporary."

I bet you Penn is going to pick Joker.

-Yeah.

-I'm just looking at - to create an experience,

-it's easier to use this.

-Let's see.

I like King, cos you can treat everybody special.

Trace, which of the characters do you feel that you're

connected to more?

-I say you go for Ace or Joker.

-We have to figure this out.

'I was trying to make a decision.

'The Ace had certain advantages, the Joker, of course,

'and the King was definitely one of the more visual, to me, characters.'

I just want to make a strategic move

to do the best that I can.

We need to have an A choice and a B choice.

Yeah, exactly.

It's about brand messaging and overall party atmosphere.

It's all about Foxwood and it's all about King, Ace, Jack, Queen

or Joker.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ooh!

"The Joker never turns down a chance to dance."

-OK. Done. That's our theme.

-OK.

I wanted either Joker or Queen.

I know more jokers. The number of queens I know,

probably three dozen.

Number of jokers I know - hundreds.

-I will get Lisa Lampanelli.

-I like that idea.

You want Teller? Cos Penn and Teller also headlined at Foxwoods.

I like... Yes, I want them all.

I think that having the comics - perfect.

'I was really hoping we would get Joker,

'because now Joker is really playing out'

to be a really good theme for us.

Look through here, this website, for me while I'm gone

and see if there's any furniture

that looks like it could work for us.

'But it is not a slam-dunk,'

because I have to go negotiate with Marilu.

And so I have second choices and a third choice,

but I just have to go negotiate, we'll see.

-OK, here goes.

-OK!

-Once, twice, twice.

All right. How do we do it?

Well, let's just say what we first want.

-BOTH:

-One, two, three...

-BOTH:

-Oh!

-OK, we're good.

-OK, we're good.

-Done.

-Done.

-Done.

'We did, like, a rock, paper, scissor, it was pretty good.'

And we showed our cards and she had King

and I put out the Joker, so we were done.

OK, that was so easy. They took the Joker, of course, we knew it.

-Of course.

-But that's fine.

So we're doing the King.

'We knew Lisa was going to take the Joker, so I thought,'

"Instead of trying to thwart them,

"why don't we try to just pick the one that we like the most?"

And I realised that King was the colour

of my Alzheimer's Association.

So I thought, "OK, it's a sign from God." That was it.

I'm going to take care of mainly the decorations,

and I'll pick the food. I'm putting you guys in charge of entertainment.

Yeah, let's work on the entertainment.

The prop stuff is going to be easy.

No, I'm going to start doing that because I'm going to get...

-This is the best traffic time.

-I got you.

-That's why I'm trying to keep you on track.

-I'm always on track.

No, I'm just trying to, you know...

'Me and Marilu work totally different.'

If you want to throw a party,

you find out what your entertainment is going to be

before you start trying to decorate the place.

Whenever I'm PM, I try to knock out the hardest thing first,

I get our meat and potatoes done first.

And then I fix the side vegetables.

We're decorating a suite at the Barclays Center,

and we're going with a King theme.

A lot of purple, royalty, beautiful, thrones.

And I want to get something that looks the most royal,

in terms of, like, a beautiful mirror.

What the hell are you...?

-Hell are you getting?

-And then... I'm getting a mirror.

-OK.

-I am.

-Where are you going to put a mirror?

I'm going to put a mirror in here.

-I want one. You guys, you take care of some of the stuff.

-OK, OK.

'Her suite is the King Suite, all right.'

But do you really think that that means we're supposed to have

ladies-in-waiting and crowns?

I don't know what the right thing to do is,

but I'm pretty sure that ain't it.

I want a beautiful mirror because a King wants to look at himself.

Fun, adventurous, youthful, hip, entertaining, contemporary.

Those are the words of the Joker.

I think we say, "Jokers at Foxwoods,"

and we have Lisa Lampanelli and Penn and Teller on a nice little poster.

The task this week is design a Foxwoods themed suite

at the Barclays Center,

and to host a party that is entertaining

and talks about Foxwoods.

And in decorating, I need pictures, I'd need furniture.

I want a bar. I'm getting a great caterer, too.

-Would you rather have a hip caterer?

-Yeah. I mean, I think so.

OK, what I'm working on, just so you know, David Burke,

the celebrity chef. He has a restaurant up at Foxwoods.

-David Burke is really in line with jokers.

-Oh!

David Burke is a celebrity chef, known as "the prankster",

"the joker of food". He has a restaurant at Foxwoods.

I mean, he will stand up and talk about his food and entertain.

You know, they are the Pequot Indian tribe.

And when you go to Foxwoods,

they do have a section of history and information on the tribe.

-You want some sort of background music?

-I'd like music...

-of some kind, if we can get it.

-OK.

-Let's incorporate that in some way.

I'll find something.

One of the things that Rodney told us was they liked to have

a little bit of Native American flute music behind everything

at their resort.

So I figured, "Yeah, you tell me you want Native American flute music,

"we get Native American flute music."

I have found an actual Native American flautist.

How do you do this?!

She loves me, but she cannot travel three hours, so she said no.

'We had a Mashantucket Pequot flautist.

'She was three hours away, and we couldn't get her.

'We have to incorporate the tribe.

'That's one thing I took away from the meeting with the executives,'

-so fingers crossed.

-Foxwoods is the Pequot tribe.

If she can think a little bit about Pequot flute music or that style,

if she can do that, that would be great.

I've found another flute player.

She's Native American - she's not Mashantucket Pequot.

If the thing is from a slightly different tribe,

-we are dead in the water.

-Dead in the water.

'We have to be very careful to not offend,'

because it's important to show respect to the tribal nations,

so we're trying to do that.

Um... Look at that.

I have a professional flautist and she is trying right now

to learn Pequot music, she's trying to get music for that.

OK, you know what?

-I love you so much.

-Remember that in the boardroom.

Penn and I complement each other,

where the other lacks.

He has connections up the wazoo.

On the other hand, I have an eye for decorating, I'm creative.

We're going to get it all done.

-Do you know what I've got for you?

-What?

-Mechanical dog.

HE BARKS

Forget I said it.

HE BARKS

HE LAUGHS

HE BARKS

HE LAUGHS

-I can definitely get a massage therapist.

-No.

Complain all you want, Trace, I don't care.

What I really want you guys to focus on, the entertainment.

I've got a connect with the Brooklyn Nets.

So if I can try and get some of the players to show up...

I think we have to tie it in with our entertainment.

No, I'm just trying to, you know...

'I'm trying to help out Marilu as much as I can.

'I just feel like my hands are tied.'

You should think I might be someone you kind of use more

into planning the party.

-I think I'm one of the best party mother

-BLEEP

-on the planet.

Do I need to say that in my Rick James voice?

I'd love to have anything that reminds you of royalty,

anything that a King would love to be watching.

Whether it is a mandolin player. Maybe we can find a mime.

I'm trying to get that, as well.

And anything else you guys can think of that would be fit for a King.

-Look, I haven't stopped since I've sat down here.

-I know that.

I've got a line on Hunter Hayes, and he's great.

He just won New Artist of the Year at the CMA Awards.

'Hunter Hayes was touring with Carrie Underwood.'

He's in town, so come on by, man, please.

I see how you operate now.

-Who?

-You.

-What?

You get real curmudgeonly until you know exactly what you want to do,

and then you get very enthusiastic and helpful.

That's what I'm known for.

Being very high-energy.

SHE LAUGHS

You operate at a notch above death.

HE LAUGHS

-Wow.

-That's why we'd be a good combination.

I need to cover up this morning

-because you're just beating the hell out of me.

-It's not true.

I just want the support from you that I've always given you.

I'm a curmudgeon that operates one step above death.

-One notch above death.

-One notch above death, I'm sorry.

'I adore Trace.'

OK, I love him so much and I've always had his back for every task.

But I've got to say, he has turned into such a curmudgeon

the last couple of tasks.

He hasn't been himself, so I don't know what's happened to Trace,

but I'm kind of disappointed. He's not contributing enough.

-Got a possible Dolly Parton. Have you ever heard of her?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I know about her

-BLEEP

-very well. Hers were real, too, right?

-I swear, man.

-Damn!

Is D as big as it goes?

THEY LAUGH

I know what they are, they're M.

LIL JON LAUGHS

'Lil Jon and I have started acting silly.'

The more frustrated she got with it, the funnier it was.

-SIGHS:

-I'll probably have to sleep with her,

but I'll take one for the team.

-Just saying, I'm that kind of player.

-OK.

The boys who are staying after school today,

please keep your mind on your work.

LIL JON LAUGHS

OK, when you get to the linen store,

I want to see pictures of the napkins,

and I also want purple tablecloths.

'I was glad to see her lighten up for just a second,

'but then she snapped right back to being the mayor of stress town.'

But's that's just her.

Hey, man, we've got the party planner from hell.

HE LAUGHS

David Burke himself is coming.

I got that picture of David Burke flying in, but set him up.

-OK, it is set up. Pretty much.

-Of course it is.

-Yeah.

-All you've got to do is type in David Burke.

-Exactly.

And then we've got to work on my posters.

Give me your cell number and you can call Dr David Burke.

I got David Burke, I got Lisa Lampanelli, I got a flautist.

-I'm putting my feet up.

-You can't.

'Our performers are not just random.'

They are all tied into Foxwoods. Lisa Lampanelli, Penn and Teller.

They all perform at Foxwoods.

David Burke has a restaurant at Foxwoods.

This could not be more perfect.

-15 inches of snow?! What the

-BLEEP?!

First, the worst hurricane ever,

now the worst Easter - 15 inches of snow.

Unbelievable. Teller's getting to the airport.

They've got him on flights now. I'm just trying to get him out.

-They're delaying or cancelling.

-The weather is really bad in New York.

And Teller is trying to come in from Las Vegas.

All the flights are cancelled.

I may have to fly Teller into Philly and make him drive,

-that's going to be tough.

-'Penn is a magician in more ways than one.'

But I don't know if Teller is going to make it.

-I don't know exactly if anyone is going to make it.

-Hello?

Hey, Teller, this is Penn. We're on TV.

We're still hoping to get you in,

do you still have hope, or are you giving up?

I'm at the airport and there are huge flight delays,

as you probably know.

They say the winds will die down at 4:30 in the morning,

but who knows? With any luck, we'll get out there somehow.

# A few Pequot survived

# When the Pilgrims attacked

# And they built a big place

# Where they deal blackjack. #

Marilu, you misspelt King.

Do you think you should be fired?

-It would be great to have sort of a massage chair set up.

-OK.

I needed you to come to New York City tomorrow,

but I know you can't do that. Thanks for the help, asshead.

LIL JON LAUGHS

'Jon and I were kind of at our wits' end,'

we'd both run into dead-ends trying to get people.

It was a frustrating thing, and then we just started getting punch-drunk.

OK, I really need you guys to think about how we're going to add

to this, because this is our last chance to have something else

besides what we've got.

'I'm not feeling confident about my entertainment.

'Trace is making up songs, and he knows more about the tribe'

than he knows about what we are doing.

If we don't pull this off tomorrow, Trace should be fired,

because I feel like I've given 100% to this task,

and I don't feel that he has, at all.

-Calm down.

-LIL JON LAUGHS

I think I'm being very calm.

You've got to have something in here that makes it look like royalty.

You should have beautiful maidens waiting on you.

I love beautiful maidens. I love beautiful maidens.

-I just want to throw that out there.

-You've turned into Carrie.

-Oh, wow.

-You have.

-I'm going home, I'm not playing with you all any more.

-Ah!

-We have seven more...

LIL JON LAUGHS

-We've got seven more hours here.

-I can't do this any more.

I'm going to go jump off the top of this building.

I feel like the substitute teacher who has the detention class.

-You basically are.

-I know.

-I can tell, you spiralled a couple of days ago.

-I did.

'Trace is going crazy, ladies and gentlemen.'

I think he's been doing Celebrity Apprentice too long this time,

and Marilu just made him go over the edge.

I'm trying to keep focused, trying to keep working.

But my partner Trace is losing has damn mind.

# This has become a big pain in the ass

# I'm about ready to say to hell with this task... #

LIL JON LAUGHS

He's lost his mind.

-PENN AND LISA:

-Mash-an-tucket. Mash-an-tucket.

Mashantucket Pequot.

Mashantucket... I just kind of rubbed against your ass

more than I probably should have.

-Mashantucket...

-..Pequot.

You know what, I think I might paint my one nail red tomorrow.

I might go there, now that I see it. We're becoming one, I think.

-Yes, we are.

-Aren't we?

THEY LAUGH

'On this task, we're taking it very, very seriously,'

but we're also having fun.

Lisa's just a pleasure to be around.

Bingo.

And there's only two of us, and Lisa does not want me fired,

-and I do not want her fired. So it's even more important to win.

-Hello.

-Hello, it's David Burke, how are you?

-Hi, David,

it's Lisa Rinna and Penn Jillette.

I'm right here, man. Good to hear from you again.

-How are you guys doing?

-Great, how are you?

I'm doing great. A little weather-beaten up here.

I can't thank you enough for doing this, it means the world.

-I'm so excited.

-I'm excited, too.

Tell me what my marching orders are and what you'd like to see.

-Well, the theme, you know, it's Foxwoods.

-The Jokers of Foxwoods.

-The Jokers of Foxwoods.

-The Jokers, yeah, OK.

The fun, joker style food, I've got the ideas brewing right now

and we're brainstorming right now with my chefs.

Wonderful.

We're going to have David Burke,

who is not just a chef,

he's a performer - and a chef at the same time.

So he's going to knock our socks off.

-Hi, John.

-Hello. Good to see you.

Great to see you.

I love seeing John Rich, I love him, love him, love him.

He's one of those people, when you meet, you just fall in love.

He's just one of the coolest dudes ever.

How is it being down to two people on a team?

I know how many bases you all are covering, so how is that going?

I feel really good. I mean, Penn has been awesome.

We're having a party and it's going to be really sexy.

It's going to be really hip, it's going to be black and white.

Maybe a little red. It's leather. It's sexy.

-It's basically what I'm wearing right now.

-It's you.

-It's just you as furniture.

-Are you hitting on me? Because it's working.

Oh, good! I haven't seen my husband for a month, so be careful.

-So we're doing the Jokers of Foxwoods.

-Perfect.

And we have Lisa Lampanelli.

She's going to come in and do a few minutes of stand-up.

David Burke is making a prankster, jokester menu especially for us.

And then we'll do a Penn and Teller thing.

And we have one Native American flautist

-who's going to have music going on in the background.

-Wonderful.

-Because it's not a party without a flautist.

-No.

I think we all know that.

'Lisa and Penn seem pretty calm.'

Lisa's a little frazzled, but that's to be expected,

she's tired, she's been here a long time, and it's down to two people,

'and it's about to be the final four, and then the final two.

'So there's a lot in the air.'

Well, thanks for letting me barge in.

-Are you kidding? Thanks for coming.

-Oh, my goodness.

-So that means "put in a good word for us".

-God bless you, take care.

-Oh, wow. My hand's disappearing!

-Yeah, wow, whoo!

-There you go. All right, good luck.

-Thanks, John.

-We'll see you.

-We will. Peace, thank you.

All right, tell your boy, if I use that DJ setup,

I'm going to need it in the morning.

It will be a kick drum and a snare, that's all I need. Exactly.

Well, let me know ASAP.

'Marilu wanted me to DJ.

'I'm reaching out to some people to get this DJ set up, to rock.'

To do my thing for it.

I mean, you have your DJ thing coming, or you don't have it?

I won't know until later.

'I was excited that maybe Lil Jon

'would be able to stand in the corner,'

and even if it were just beats,

he'd be able to keep the party moving

and have a pulse to the party,

because I always think that's very important in party planning.

When you got through to me,

I was going to go through that with her.

-Greetings.

-I've been waiting on you!

-Nice to see you.

-Hey, John!

-Get over here!

-How are you doing, John?

-I'm all right.

'It was weird seeing John,'

because me and him on the show were in the trenches together, boy.

You know, with dirt on our face

and in our fingernails -

and now he's living in the big house on the good side,

and I've still got to fight it out.

So, how's it working with these two guys?

You know, when you get down to two or three people on a team,

it's a lot going on. How's that working out with all of y'all?

-It's tough right now.

-They're in charge of entertainment

and this has been the toughest thing of the day.

-Where do you see that bowling out?

-I don't know.

It's going to be hard with this storm and everything.

Dolly might come up here.

-But if she can't fly in, she's not going to come.

-Hm.

-Beyond that, I don't know.

-That's the problem.

They're having trouble finding entertainment.

If they don't have that,

they're at a serious deficit against the other team.

What about Lil Jon? Some kind of royal beat up in here. King Jon.

-The King of Crunk. Wow.

-Did you start working, John?

I'm not working, man.

Lil Jon is a king in the rap world.

He's got the grill, he's got the chains.

Put a crown on that man's head, set him up in a big throne,

have him welcome everybody, pouring shots.

They're tired, so I don't know

if they're thinking those kind of things or not.

If I was in there, that's what I would be pushing for.

I like that, though. He said King Jon. Do we have a king costume?

Remember, everybody thought I was being so silly

about kings and stuff like that?

-That was...

-I know, but I didn't hear you piping up.

I don't know. I didn't... I don't know.

Well, good luck to you, guys, I'll see you tomorrow.

'I definitely felt like there were a lot of things hanging,

'loose ends all over the place.

'The Foxwoods people, they've seen it all.'

They want something to go, boom, right? Like a firework show.

And I don't know that they necessarily have that locked in yet.

Good luck to you all. Knock it out. See you.

What do you think about that hint John had

about me being the king and the chalice?

I just worry that we don't have enough king stuff.

Well, whatever you want me to do, I'll do it,

-you know what I'm saying?

-I know.

There is a chance, Lisa,

no kidding, that we will not be able to get Teller.

He's in the air, his wheels are up already,

-but they may just not let him land.

-I know.

-He tried... He went to San Francisco to fly to Philly.

-Unbelievable.

'There's still so much riding on tomorrow morning,'

and it's snowing outside. I don't even know if we'll get Teller here.

Who knows if David Burke will show up?

Who knows if Lisa Lampanelli will show up?

We have them. Will they make it?

We have to think about worst-case scenario.

Is there any way I can look like Teller? Or dress up like Teller?

We could do a Penn and Teller bit.

-I think we should have that as a backup.

-You might get hurt a little.

-Really? Will it disfigure me?

-Well, temporarily.

-Where?

-Your lips.

My lips aren't real! I'm perfect for it.

-Does that make it better or worse?

-It makes it better.

-OK.

I can juggle three apples and I can feed you one.

It means if you move your head forward,

I will punch you in the face with an apple.

SHE LAUGHS

'We do have a plan B. If Teller doesn't get here,'

I will do the juggling apple trick with Penn.

My lips are bionic, so if I do get punched in the mouth,

is it really a big deal or will they just kind of get bigger,

and then that's fine? You know, all this is going through my head.

SHE LAUGHS

So I should wear a black suit, just in case I need to look like him?

I don't think you'll look like him.

He's an ugly little troll, and you're a beautiful woman. OK.

-SHE LAUGHS

-Thanks.

-The Barclays Center, you said?

-Yeah, the Barclays Center.

What time do you need me there?

-Anywhere between 11 and 12 o'clock.

-No worries, man.

And we are looking forward to it.

Once again, congratulations on your CMA win.

-Thank you, I appreciate that, Trace, that means a lot.

-All right, Hunter.

-Thank you, guys. All right.

-Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. OK.

-I've got Hunter Hayes.

-Oh!

Thank you. OK.

'I want to win, I really do.

'I didn't hold anything back.'

Hunter Hayes is the CMA New Artist of the Year.

This kid's hot, man.

He's got chops.

I got it.

This might be too big. Check me out, Trace.

King Jon in this bitch. Where's my wenches?!

You didn't pay your taxes?

Off with his head.

He stole your goat? Off with his head.

That's all I would ever say if I was a king.

King Jizzle.

Marilu ordered some kingly-looking chairs,

some king-like capes, sceptres,

crowns,

and I don't know how the hell she's going to use all this stuff

and how it's getting put together,

cos this is in Marilu's hands, it's all in her head.

And I'm not trying to get up in there, I might not come out.

-Can we go now, teacher? Can we get out of detention now?

-Finally.

I feel like it's like Hairspray or something. OK.

Let me see. Do I have everything? No, my phone, let's see.

You could have 100 people in this suite.

You could have 50 people in this suite for a party, easily.

-All right. Um...

-She's crazy.

-Let me just...

-Who?

She's not, like, Gary Busey crazy, but...

she's still crazy.

She's a little... She's got a lot going on.

If I had all that stuff stuck in my memory that she has...

-My mind would explode.

-I'd be crazy, too.

-Come on, human computer.

-OK.

-Here?

-I think over here.

-This is Lisa Rinna.

-Hello, Teller.

You look absolutely unrecognisable.

I would have never known who you were.

'I guess my biggest worry last night was Teller not getting in.'

But the weather had cleared, fortunately,

and Teller was able to, with tremendous work,

get in and be right on time.

All right. Hi, guys. Hey, Blue and Jesse.

-OK.

-Hello, Jesse, this is Teller. Teller, Blue, Jesse. Lisa?

-Yes.

We're going to move all this cos this is all David Burke.

I mean, I could have David Burke set up over here

and then you've got the bar

and we put the furniture over here and people can sit down.

That's what we're doing. OK, guys, move all this furniture over here.

David Burke will set up here.

'There's so much to do in such a little amount of time

'and we are throwing a party.'

That alone really takes weeks to prepare.

-Hey, hello.

-Hey, Lisa...

EXCITED CHATTER

'Lisa Lampanelli was on Celebrity Apprentice last season with me,'

she'll do five to ten minutes of stand-up

and also hobnob and talk about Foxwoods.

She's also a regular up there.

David Burke has a restaurant,

you really play there, we really play there,

if they don't like this entertainment,

-they should burn their resort down.

-They really should.

They should know better than to hire us.

Damn! Things weighs a tonne, man.

HE GRUNTS

-Damn, this thing's heavy.

-I'm so sorry.

-Let's move that in here.

-You just going to slide it?

-Yeah.

Damn!

'There was a eight-foot tall mirror in that room.'

I swear that thing weighed 300 pounds.

OK, and that should stand, no?

LIL JON LAUGHS

-We know it should stand.

-I'm sorry, guys.

-Can you move it?

-We're going to kill you.

I don't know what it was for. I really don't.

Let's just lean it against the wall.

Will that work?

The sumbitch weighs 400 pounds, I ain't moving it no more.

OK.

Where are you going to set up?

-I'm done, I can't set up.

-You're not going to play anything?

I can't. The dude stopped returning calls last night.

'Lil Jon never worked out some kind of, like, DJ thing.

'All of a sudden he didn't have the equipment.'

He was supposed to be part of the experience

and create this beat to the atmosphere

which I think is very helpful to any kind of party.

And I definitely missed it.

OK. Hi, good morning! How are you?

-Nice to see you.

-Nice to see you.

I think I want to change the two tables out.

-This table's going.

-Going out?

-Yeah.

Where's the bartender, is he here yet?

-They are here, yeah.

-We got five minutes, guys.

OK.

I am pedal to the metal and I am raring to go.

Let's put a crown on each chair.

'There were a lot of elements to put together.

'The food was coming in fast and furiously.'

-Smells good in here!

-We're almost there, guys, we're almost there.

So there were a lot of little pieces in a very small space.

And the clock is ticking.

OK, three minutes.

OK, you guys ready to greet your guests?

-Here we go!

-Yeah!

Oh, my goodness! I know that guy!

-Hey.

-Good, good, I'm doing good.

I'm going to drop this somewhere.

David Burke comes in the room

two minutes before the party starts.

But he's here and he brings in a show of food

like I've never seen in my life.

Oh!

Oh, that is gorgeous.

Oh, come on in! Hi, everybody! Welcome!

You got crab cakes to the left.

Hi, everybody. Hi, I'm Lisa.

Nice to meet you!

Oh, my goodness!

-I want to eat everything.

-I know.

'When you taste David Burke's food, you've died and gone to heaven'

and it's almost as good as sex. Almost.

-Those are the calamari heads.

-Oh!

Kind of like the clown hat.

Oh, I mean, it's so Joker-esque, isn't it?

'Everything is so specific to what we are doing.

'He has gone through 4,000 calamari to pick'

the ones that look most like the Joker's hat.

I'm in awe. Everyone's in awe. That's the word - awe.

All right, that deserves that.

Are you kidding?!

That is unbelievable.

Hi! You're here for our party. Welcome.

I'm Marilu Henner. This is our King Suite.

And the King has sophistication

and the finest things in life,

which is why we have caviar service and champagne.

Our guests are arriving, we got a lot of Foxwoods

season ticket holders and Foxwoods VIPs

and they're starting to show up now.

Do any of you play chess?

OK, well, we have a chess master here who is going to be giving

a little demo.

I actually can play very good checkers.

HE LAUGHS

The whole chess thing,

Lil Jon and I had no idea that was even going to happen.

That had not even been discussed yesterday.

I'mma beat her today. Watch. I ain't never played one day in my life.

All of a sudden there's going to be this chess champion

sitting in there. I'm sorry, but I just thought that playing chess

with somebody that you don't have a prayer of beating...

HE CHUCKLES

..was kind of ridiculous, to be honest with you.

-Hi.

-Stellar timing.

-How are you?

-I'm well, how are you?

-Very well, thanks.

-Good to see you.

-Yes, hi, welcome to...

-How are you?

-Very good.

-Welcome to the King Suite.

-Jon was just talking about you.

-LJ! Good to see you, my friend.

-Yes, sir.

OK, so, well, first of all, this is our King Suite.

We have an entire seafood bar.

So what's happening over here? We got a lazy king or...?

We have the royal, um, physical therapist.

And we have the royal cart of all the desserts fit for a king.

We picked up of course your motif of purple and the gold,

which is always very rich,

and we also have actual royalty here since we are in the King Suite.

The Countess from The Real Housewives Of New York.

-How are you?

-Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, as well.

-And we also have someone who's teaching chess.

-OK.

You know, what is better and more royal for a king than a chess game?

-Uh-huh.

-I will whoop you in some checkers!

"Hey, let's have a drink and sit down and play some chess."

Yeah, you don't normally see that at a hot, happening party.

It kind of fit for the royal theme, but...

it's up to the executives at the end of the day.

Checkmate!

HE LAUGHS

OK, February 17th, 1972

was a Thursday.

Lamb chop, crab cakes. Please eat the desserts.

Please eat the desserts.

-Are you enjoying the food? It's so good?

-So good.

-OK.

You can't be staying all day in the doggone massage chair.

You cannot get a massage for two hours in here.

It's like a La-Z-Boy, for real. It's awesome.

What have you been doing, young lady,

where you've been that stressed?

'The party, I guess, is pretty good.

'My guy counted on me for my sound system so I could DJ.

'So since I can't do music I'm just going to float around'

and just greet people, shake hands and kiss babies, basically.

I'm going to be, you know...

Just try to keep the atmosphere going and hype up Foxwoods

and so on and so forth.

Whoa, look at that. What is that?

-Is that carrot cake?

-This is food fit for a king.

Is that red velvet?

-Is that velvet?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Are you good?

-Yeah.

-You good?

-Yeah.

'I don't know if the party's going good or not.

'I've never been to a party that had massages and chess'

where people had their clothes on.

I usually go to those wild parties where you get massages

and playing chess naked.

But I got a country music singer going to show up here

and I'm hoping he brings some spark.

Ladies and gentlemen,

THE Country Music Association New Artist Of The Year, Hunter Hayes.

CHEERING

This is my brand-new song. It's called Somebody's Heartbreak.

A one, two, three, four...

# I'd love to know just what you're thinkin'

# Every little river running through your mind... #

'I felt really fortunate that I was able to score Hunter Hayes

'and get him in there.'

He's just a great musician, great singer, great songwriter.

And those guys appreciated it, I could see it.

You can't fake that.

Yeah, man!

# If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak

# If you're gonna be somebody's mistake

# If you're gonna be somebody's first time

# Somebody's last time

# Baby, be mine

# If you're lookin' to be somebody's just friends

# A little laughin', little lovin' never callin' again

# That's just fine

# If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak

# Be mine

# Baby, won't you be mine? #

-Yeah!

-Whoo!

All right, Hunter.

-You are the man.

-Is that amazing?

-You are the man!

You just converted me into a country fan.

In the beginning I feel like the party

could have come together better,

but Hunter Hayes, I thought he was fantastic.

-You were awesome, my friend.

-Thank you.

-Congratulations on everything.

-Thank you.

You know, I thought you was awesome a long time ago.

Trace did get wonderful entertainment

and I think the people had a great time at the party.

-Oh, my God, he's so good.

-This is great.

Quail eggs benedict.

Yay, beautiful.

-Unbelievable.

-You gotta taste one.

-Just put the whole thing in your mouth.

-I will. Hello!

-Hi, boys. Welcome!

-How are you? Nice to see you.

-Nice to see you.

-Good to see you. How's everything, Lisa?

How's it going? Nice to see you again.

So, come in, have a drink.

'I am the project manager for this task.

'The stakes are really high'

and the Foxwoods executives came by

and I will be at a loss

if they say, "You know, I really just think you just didn't hit it."

I feel darn good, but anything can happen,

I'm not going to be cocky about it. Please!

Please, come in.

We have Lisa, we have Penn and Teller,

we have Andrea Smith playing some flute music for kind of an ambience.

Let's all come in here, make yourself comfortable here.

-Yes, please, have a seat.

-Hello, everybody,

welcome to our...Foxwoods suite here at the Barclays Center.

We are going to have entertainment here.

I think you've all seen that Lisa Lampanelli is over there,

and my partner Teller.

I've got here an apple.

Stuck to this apple are 100 size number 6 embroidery needles.

Teller's choosing someone to watch this from onstage.

He'll need Rodney to watch him closely

cos the objects he'll be using are rather small.

They'll be these 100 needles and six feet of white thread.

Teller's East Indian Needle Mystery.

-All right.

-Whoo!

'Teller's been doing Needle since before I met him.

'It's elegant and shocking and it is a head scratcher,

'a complete and utter fooler.

'And those things together in magic...'

pretty rare.

Oh! Oh!

HE MOUTHS

Oh!

I'll pass.

All gone. Looks great.

LAUGHTER

Oh, my gosh.

No.

No!

Are you kidding?!

Oooh!

Are you kidding me? Are kidding me?

-What a guy, huh?

-Wow!

-What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen,

-Lisa Lampanelli!

-Clap for me, clap for me!

I'm not even on this season and I show up to help my friends,

Penn and Lisa. First of all, big hand for David Burke! Good job.

You chubby bastard.

As you know, I make fun of people.

I have roasted every degenerate on the planet.

Well, let me tell you, I roasted Donald Trump.

First of all, what's going on right here? What's going on?

Let's just address that. Is that a ferret?

-I have seen better hair on Susan Boyle's

-BLEEP.

-OK?

Never sit poolside with that woman.

Talk about your 50 shades of grey.

But during the Donald Trump roast this guy gets up

and he's named The Situation.

Do you guys know who The Situation is? This guy is horrible.

He's at the roast and he's bombing and I said to him when he got off,

he comes over and he goes, "That was pretty good, right?"

And I go, "Were you in the same room with us?"

I mean, seriously, he got booed so loud, Marlee Matlin heard it.

Now, if you don't know who Marlee Matlin is,

she is the wonderful deaf bitch off of The Apprentice.

Not to be confused with the deaf bitch

from my year at Celebrity Apprentice, Lou Ferrigno.

Here's my impression of Lou Ferrigno in every single boardroom.

"Mr Trump, I...gave...110%."

Am I right?!

110%? Where'd he lose his hearing, in math class?

This is a preview of my show at the Foxwoods, so you can laugh.

'I was worried Lisa Lampanelli was shocking the Foxwoods people,

'so there is the chance'

that they're going to say this was inappropriate comedy for a suite.

"Lisa...I need the front seat."

And I'd be like, "I have no idea what you just said."

'But that's Lisa Lampanelli.'

I love her.

I'm here to support Penn and sort of Lisa.

LAUGHTER

I like Lisa but she's a little thin even for my taste at this point.

I can fart and blow her out of the room.

All right, guys, based on the criteria, you had creativity,

you had brand messaging and then the overall party atmosphere.

What do you think?

Well, I thought both teams did a good job with brand integration.

When we think about branding, it's really,

"What is it about this place that makes me think about Foxwoods?

"Can I create an experience that's truly different?"

First we saw Marilu's team, and you go in there and you clearly

get the feeling you're in a King's suite.

There was a great display of luxury in terms of the food product.

The King elements were, you know, different than what you might see

in Foxwoods but I thought there was a lot of creativity.

The massage chair was something I thought was really neat,

and if you're a customer that's an unexpected creative wow,

so I thought that played very well.

When you think about the King character and what it represents,

they went above and beyond and made it more theatrical,

you know, the chess table and the time and space

it took out of the suite itself, it went the other direction.

If you're asking somebody to sit down and learn chess

in the middle of a basketball game in an arena

whenever everybody's supposed to have fun,

I think that might be a little bit much.

-How did Lisa's team do with it?

-I thought Lisa's team did a great job

with the Joker theme.

I thought they were incredibly creative in certain elements.

For example, they had David Burke, who's one of our signature chefs,

do the food and he's a great chef,

but very much a joker in his own regard.

So, you know, I thought that played very well.

What about the party atmosphere?

When I first walked in the Joker Suite

they had a flutist as the background,

which was supposed to put to the Native American culture,

and my initial response was,

"Jeez, that's different, I don't know how that's gonna work."

It was a little disjointed.

Whereas in Marilu's suite they had tremendous country entertainment.

We both think Hunter's going to be the next greatest thing

on the planet Earth.

We have a lot of country music fans and having Hunter come in

was a broad reach across our demographic,

so that was a really nice touch.

We have a little bit of a tough call.

If you had to pick one of the teams to win,

who do you think that would be?

Well, I thought both sides did a great job. It really was a toss-up.

Each suite was very fun,

had great entertainment and could be an enjoyable experience.

But based on party atmosphere, creativity and branding,

we really thought the winner was...

Lisa, what was better, your suite or your party?

SHE EXHALES

Gosh. The party.

-And the suite. I liked both.

-Why?

Because we had headliners.

We had Penn and Teller.

It's a hard get.

We had Lisa Lampanelli.

-And we had David Burke.

-That's pretty good.

-Marilu, that sounds pretty good.

-That sounds very good.

Did you have anyone?

We had Hunter Hayes, who is the New Male Vocalist for the CMA awards,

we had the Countess from Real Housewives Of New York,

we also had a chess master who was teaching chess

because we figured we had the King.

How did that star power compare to their star power?

You know, you can't compete with the star power of Penn and Teller.

-Yes, pretty good, right?

-Yes.

-It's pretty good. It's impressive.

-Yes.

So far so bad, right?

-Well...

-I mean, you know, if you're going by that.

-Right.

What do you think of your suite?

Um, you know, we chose King for a few different reasons,

and I liked, kind of, the range in terms of...

Do you think King has an advantage?

I think they all have their pluses and minuses.

No, but somehow, as a suite, I like the name King better

-than I like the name Joker.

-The King Suite, yeah, for sure.

-Well, cos you're a king.

-If you're staying in a suite,

you want to have the name King, so you have an advantage there.

-Yes, and also...

-So now you're even.

-..I felt connected to it

because the colour was purple, and that's my Alzheimer's colour,

-so I felt like...

-Well, that's good. Lil Jon, what do you think?

I think we did good. I liked the party better.

You liked the party better than the suite?

Yeah, because it was a really good atmosphere

and the way Marilu staged the suite,

-even the food was a part of the look of the suite.

-Incredible.

-And Hunter did an amazing job.

-Good. He's supposed to be very good.

He had the room just...

Everybody was just applauding every time he performed.

How was Marilu as a project manager, Lil Jon?

It was interesting,

and, you know, everybody is different - I say that to start off.

Everybody has different personalities

and Marilu's personality, it's like the hamster is on the wheel

and he's running so fast his heart is about to explode.

Is she a good leader?

She's a good leader, but she just likes to do a lot.

-She likes to do most of the work.

-Well, that's OK.

-And then she'll tell us what she wants.

-So you're sort of hands-on?

-Me?

-Yeah.

You know, I tend to see

what people's strengths and weaknesses are

and because I'm always, like, moving forward...

What is Lil Jon's weakness?

I... Lil Jon's weakness, OK, I would say that he...

-I didn't trust him in some ways to do kind of a visual thing.

-Why?

..and I wanted to put him in charge of...

I think he's a visual person, actually. Why didn't you trust him?

Yes. Oh, no, as a director he has been unbelievable.

Why didn't you trust him?

Um, you know, I think I wanted him, I wanted both of them,

to work more on the entertainment, the wow factor,

the experience, those kinds of things,

-and I felt like, you know, I wanted to help them.

-Did they leave you?

They didn't leave me, but I felt like the substitute teacher.

Remember the word abandoned from last week?

-Abandoned, did they abandon you?

-No, I felt like...

I even said to them, I feel like the substitute teacher

that's now running the detention room.

Who did better between Lil Jon and Trace, would you say?

You know, I love Trace, Trace is one of my favourite people ever...

-And Lil Jon's not?

-No, now he is, I adore him -

but Trace was having a bad day yesterday.

He was very curmudgeonly he was very dropped out most of the day.

You know what?

After I've had a chance to look back over this,

I think we messed up right from Jump Street.

I don't know why I didn't think of this before,

but we should have fought for Joker.

We should have fought for it.

I don't think that's necessarily going to be the difference.

-Well, I'm just saying...

-I actually think King is a better.

-I like King better.

-It's better.

-Well...

You don't feel good about your result?

I think we would have...

If we could have taken Joker out of Penn's hands,

it probably wouldn't have hurt us.

-I think Joker for Penn may be better.

-Yes, I do too.

That's what I'm saying, it would have been a strategic move.

I think for a lot of people, no,

but for Penn, being the great talent at what he does, I think Joker.

Penn, is that a better theme for you, Joker?

I thought so because we had entertainers from Foxwoods,

and we also had David Burke who, if you've got a celebrity chef...

-Great.

-..he is the prankster.

Maybe whimsical is a better word, we cheated it towards Joker.

-You had a lot of good people, Lisa, didn't you?

-David Burke...

We sure did.

When you ask David Burke to come and give you a little help...

-David is terrific.

-..he doesn't do that, he gives you a lot of help.

-JOHN:

-I mean, I've got to say,

not in a million years would I have let Penn have Joker.

Ever.

-Yes.

-If you're looking at it like a chess match...