Episode 6 The Apprentice: You're Fired

You haven't used any of your skills,

any of the things that you claim that you're experts in.

A disgusting result.

I don't want to hear anything more. You're fired. You're fired.

-APPLAUSE

-You're fired.

CHEERING

Good evening, I'm Jack Dee, welcome to The Apprentice: You're Fired!

I've been assured my job is safe but the night is young.

This week was bob-a-job week or, as Lord Sugar likes to call it,

three for the price of one.

And the candidates showed they were ready to do anything for money.

Well, almost anything.

To power wash our stands, all the grease,

all the cigarette butts, there'll be bird poo.

Question, if we get this bid, do we have to do it?

No, Sam, the elves will come in overnight and do it for you, silly.

Team Versatile were left crossing their legs once Joseph took over.

No messing about, no stopping, no toilet breaks,

literally hitting it, solid, yeah?

Let's hope it's not a big job.

After last week's outburst in the boardroom, Brett has been asked

not to swear any more but somehow you can still tell what he's thinking.

Yes, as Brett might put it,

he's inadvertently located himself in an expletive-based scenario.

Joining me in return for a badly negotiated hourly rate

are our three panellists.

International entrepreneur, Lara Morgan, comedian Joe Lycett

and it's DIY week, so make up your own insult, it's Romesh Ranganathan.

Welcome to You're Fired.

APPLAUSE

Is everyone well? Have you calmed down from that?

It sort of made me American. I watched the third and I was like,

"Oh, no, he didn't!"

I thought he might fire everybody.

"And, Claude, you can sod off and all."

Right, well, in tonight's task,

one candidate was hoping Lord Sugar would be

in a forgiving mood. PUTTY wasn't.

I admit, that pun doesn't really work but I didn't have time to finish it.

In your day job you organise the construction of basements.

Well, in this particular task, you've dug yourself a very,

very big hole.

-You're fired.

-Thank you very much for the opportunity.

Karren, Claude, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Elle Stevenson.

APPLAUSE

What a week that was. I mean, were you actually shocked?

Because you didn't even get into the final three.

Did you expect to go at that very point? Was that...?

Yeah, I was shit.

-LAUGHTER

-Let's all be honest.

You weren't thinking that at the time, you weren't thinking,

"Oh, just sack me now, there's no point in carrying on."

Kind of, in all honesty. Do you know what?

The moment was, for me, the second he said,

"Elle, you're going to be project manager."

I thought, "That's it, time to go."

I thought, "I know I'm going to balls it right up."

You actually said in the taxi,

Lord Sugar would have been an idiot not to fire you.

Let's have a look at why you said that.

Elle, Karren said that you relied totally on him

and you're supposed to be the expert.

Joseph, the second we get in that theatre,

I am no longer the project manager, you are that project manager.

How long are we thinking it's going to take time-wise?

Joe, how long do you reckon it'll take per one of those?

That's it, good job.

There is another paint brush there, Elle, so if you want to paint, yeah?

-I can't do anything.

-Well, just paint in an area.

There's loads around there that needs touching up.

I don't really know what to say, to be honest.

Well, you ain't got a lot of time, so make a decision.

And what about the flyers?

-Elle, you've missed the deadline.

-Great(!)

-Mistake on that, mistake on this, six times the loser.

-Yeah.

There's no point carrying on, Elle.

Six times a loser. He's got those lyrics wrong, hasn't he?

It's Three Times A Lady, I always thought.

What I liked about that clip was you looked upset that you'd spilt

the paint onto the floor, which is exactly where it was supposed to be.

You were overwhelmed right from the beginning but this is a task that

should have suited you cos it's kind of

what you do for a living, isn't it?

Not really. I wouldn't actually go on site and physically do stuff.

-You don't actually do anything at work?

-No.

I just give it to someone else and leave it with, like, that...

-because, no, I don't do anything.

-Lara, I'm going to come to you now.

Elle has been very ready to admit her mistakes. Is that a good strategy

in business? To own up when you've done something wrong.

I think you learn from your mistakes, I think

you have to time, to some extent, when you're going to admit them.

I thought you were great at praising

Joseph in terms of his participation but you nailed yourself.

I think, at that point in the boardroom,

I knew I was going anyway.

The second we lost the task I knew I was going and I thought,

"I'm not going to drag other people under the bus with me."

I just think it's best to own up and say,

"I couldn't have done anything without this person."

I'd rather kind of leave with my integrity.

Joe, would you be as generous, do you think?

To Dick Dastardly? Erm...

LAUGHTER

Of course, Joseph was given immunity this week, which is very rare.

Do you think he deserved it? How well do you think Joe came through?

He did very well but he was blessed by the fact the task was

something he does every day.

But, actually, I also thought he showed some good leadership skills.

He really encouraged other people on the task

-and you delegated to him in the taxi and gave up...

-Yeah.

..it seemed to me.

OK, in previous weeks, Lord Sugar has praised you for standing up

for yourself but apart from this week there was one other

occasion where you were particularly flummoxed

and I seem to remember it had something to do with the boat.

-Oh, God.

-Let's just remind you of what happened.

Elle, tell me about the boat.

-TO A BEAT:

-Boat. Boat. Bloody boat. No-one's got a dinghy.

-Mm.

This boat. That boat. Bloody boat. No-one's got a dinghy.

It just seems mental. We need the boat. Bloody boat.

-Buy the boat.

-Bloody boat. Leave the boat. Bloody boat.

-No-one's got a dinghy.

-Mm.

-Bustle, boat.

-She bought that boat.

-Boat, boat, boat.

-She bought that boat.

-Bloody boat.

-She bought that boat.

-No-one's got a dinghy.

-Mm.

Boat. Boat. Bloody boat. No-one's got a dinghy.

Mm.

Sorry, Adele, that is the Christmas number one.

APPLAUSE

So, do you agree with Karren that...she said at the time that you

should have gone with your gut feeling and not bought the boat?

-Did you feel that was a fair comment?

-It was, it was fair.

Having said that, Vana had said at the time, "Buy the boat."

To a certain extent, you listen to your project manager

but then I also feel that I probably could have been a bit

more forceful in saying, "I don't want to buy the boat."

And I was faffing around quite a bit.

Lara, what do you think? Should Elle have stuck by her instinct

-and gone against her project manager?

-Yes, she should have.

I mean, you knew in your heart of hearts, you had that gut feeling.

And, actually, in business in general,

just speaking personally, every time I disobey my gut and I don't

listen, it always turns out worse and I think the really good

businesspeople sometimes get that discomfort but they do it anyway.

So you should have taken her on.

On that task, Vana told Elle to buy the boat

but, this week on Team Connexus,

Vana did really well by managing the expectations of the owner

of the garden who Scott had somehow convinced

he was going to recreate the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in.

How do we think that Vana is doing?

Thought she was really good this week.

She made a call and actually she rescued them

because she talked about money and time as opposed to just the promise.

-Apart from the market research bit...

-A disaster.

-..where she was

going around saying, "Do you know anyone who's got a shit house?"

So, Elle, sadly Lord Sugar isn't going to be

investing in your business.

Let's have a look at the advice he's got for you in the future.

Elle was the youngest candidate, very, very bright young lady,

very articulate.

Her day job was actually organising builders in the construction

industry and then, who better to be on this task than her?

Because this was all about repair

and do-it-yourself type of stuff. I think that she needs

to get a little bit more confidence in herself

and she needs to decide not to rely upon others and get in and get

stuck in herself when she sees things going a little bit wrong.

I'm very confident that this young lady is going to go places.

When she picks up a few new skills, she's going to be a very,

very successful person.

-That is a nice compliment.

-That's really nice.

Very confident you're going to go places from Lord Sugar saying that.

-That's really nice.

-That's great.

Which bit of advice are you going to take with you from that?

I think all of it, I think he's spot on.

I think I sometimes have the right idea

but I just don't have the confidence to really push for it.

-Get more stuck in in the future?

-Yup, definitely.

Well, it's time to find out

whether we agree Lord Sugar should have fired Elle this week.

Lara, do you think Lord Sugar did the right thing?

Yeah, I mean, six times on the losing team but also get stuck in.

Thank you.

-Joe?

-Yes, you seem very nice but, yes, I think he was right.

-Romesh?

I think you're lovely, I think you've been a great candidate

but 100% you should've been fired

and I think if anyone here votes hired,

they need to be fired from the audience.

And so to the audience vote.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired",

if you don't agree, hold up "hired".

Oh, no, that's embarrassing.

-That's... I think that's pretty much overwhelmingly...

-That's outstanding!

Even your family want to fire you, so...

Elle, we're really sorry to be losing you from The Apprentice.

You're a lovely candidate, you've been a great guest on the show

and, as you know, we always like to give you a little something to

go away with and I didn't know what to get you, so excuse me one second.

I spoke to Vana and thought, "What would you like?"

And she said to me, "Buy the boat." But, as you know, that was £250.

I only had £10 on me, so I went to a toy shop and I...

ELLE LAUGHS APPLAUSE

-That's for you.

-Thank you!

Thank you very much.

Enjoy that, you've been a great guest on the show.

-Let's have a look at your highlights.

-Thank you.

Do you ever, like, get woken up

and then look around and think, "This isn't worth it"?

Because I really feel like that right now.

I love Elle so much. She's just... She's hilarious.

Like, she's so honest.

I'm disgustingly ambitious.

I've got shit on my tights.

Elle's lovely, she has a great sense of humour.

That fish doesn't have a head.

Maybe we're going to Ireland.

-Not from Dover!

-I just don't know.

If I was an animal, I'd be a lion

because a lion never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep.

I'm not going to be the bitch that goes,

"Oh, yeah, it was excellent," and then turns round and says,

"Listen, there were some things that I didn't like."

-Bloody boat.

-You are a genuine princess.

-Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Stevenson.

-Thank you.

APPLAUSE

Well, it is far from over.

We've still got two more candidates to meet. Who's up next?

Mergim, I'm going to say this to you.

I don't think you have the potential,

at this moment in time, of being my business partner.

It is with sincere regret, Mergim, that you're fired.

-Thank you.

-We'll stay in touch.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mergim Butaja.

APPLAUSE

I think...

I think you've already...

CHEERING

Whey!

I think you've already made some fans out there.

-That was quite a speech you made in the boardroom...

-Yeah.

..about how your whole background,

-your family must be incredibly proud of you.

-They are.

My little sister said to me, "Mergim..." She's like,

I think she's eight. Yeah, she's eight, ain't she? Yeah.

LAUGHTER

And she said to me, "Mergim, you're my role model."

-Oh, it did bring tears to me, really did.

-That is nice, poor her.

You certainly made an impression, although not always in the right way.

Let's just remind ourselves.

-What happened?

-Unfortunately, it went pear-shaped, Lord Sugar.

-Couple of shelves I could do with fixing.

-It's quite simple.

-I tried to tighten it with a screwdriver.

-Mergim.

-Yes?

-Do you know what you're doing?

-Screwing a nail.

The hole was getting bigger and bigger. Oh, no.

I did say it was probably her wall as well, Lord Sugar.

It's quite a big hole.

-We had to sand down and paint the front of a shop.

-Right.

As I was painting the top part, I accidentally went over the sign.

That ain't coming off. Everything's done.

-Am I allowed to get away with that, am I?

-You're kidding.

They couldn't put up a shelf, they painted over a sign.

Mergim has grown a reputation as being a little bit of a joker.

You've got to grab your opportunities in this process.

There's no time for joking now.

You said you'd never picked up

-a screwdriver in your life.

-That's right.

Was it wise of you, therefore, to volunteer to put shelves up?

I wanted to prove a point that I could use a screwdriver.

LAUGHTER

You didn't even know if you could.

Yeah, but sometimes I want to try the impossible,

-do you know what I mean?

-LAUGHTER

-I want to do it.

-We know you're enthusiastic,

we saw you trying to sell fish in a vegan restaurant.

You look like you're having a lot of fun, you gave us a lot of fun.

Do you think sometimes you should've taken yourself a bit more seriously?

In life, right, I've got a bit of a character behind me,

a bit of personality and that's made me successful up to this point.

My history proves how successful I've been, so why should

I change now? Why do I need to be so serious? If someone said to me,

"Mergim, I can guarantee you to be a millionaire, be serious."

I'll do it but there isn't, do you know what I mean?

-I'm myself, love me who I am, if you don't, your loss not mine.

-OK.

Well... Another great speech.

Last week we saw Mergim sell some books to a focus group

and we saw him hand-make the flyers for his team.

There is a big entrepreneurial spirit in Mergim, do you not think, Lara?

I think there's an entrepreneurial spirit but actually, Mergim, I think

you could take away from the process that we all evolve.

I started my business when I was 23 and I'm not the same person

I was then and I've made millions of mistakes and the enthusiasm does

get you to some place but, actually, your... Part of the journey,

I think, of enterprise is taking advice

and hearing advice and learn as you go.

-Yeah.

-I promise you, you'll go further faster.

I think you're very charismatic.

I mean, you can see how popular you are.

You're great to watch and, you know,

I really do think you'll be a success. You've got that energy

and you've got that ambition, it's amazing.

You just make some fundamental mistakes!

LAUGHTER

Like what, Romesh(?)

-When you painted over the sign...

-It's an easy mistake.

It IS an easy mistake but then what you can't do is bring

the lady out and go, "It's a shame about that."

LAUGHTER

It's not a shame, Mergim, you did it, mate.

You know what it is?

I was a bit too much for Lord Sugar,

do you know what I mean?

I'm the one with the banter, Lord Sugar just learnt off me,

do you know what I'm saying?

Right, well,

Mergim, Lord Sugar praised you for your opportunistic attitude

last week but we've unearthed some footage that proves there was someone

else you were trying to impress.

Let's have a look.

Wow, what a woman, Karren Brady.

I think Mergim wants to go into the final three

so that he can spend a little bit more time with Karren.

He loves her.

I just want to see Karren Brady again, I really do. Honestly.

I don't think I've seen her enough. I keep seeing Claude.

I don't want to see you, mate.

Mergim definitely fancies Karren Brady.

He doesn't stop talking about her.

I tried to say hi but I got too nervous, didn't I?

Every time I look at her, I get a bit of a tingle in my body.

She walked past earlier, I had to hold on against his arm.

Nearly melted, didn't I? I was like, "Oh, help!"

She really does make my heart melt like butter in a microwave.

APPLAUSE

Now, Mergim, do you know what a restraining order is?

I think that's in place already.

So Lord Sugar said in the boardroom that he was going to keep in touch.

A really nice thing.

But he's not going to be investing in your business.

Let's have a look at some of

the advice he's got for you for your future.

Now, Mergim is a really likeable chap

and when you listen to his story, you have to admire him personally.

Cos he was a young person when he came to

England as part of a family of refugees

and took responsibility to look after his family,

showed a lot of entrepreneurial spirit in what he did

in having four or five jobs,

and that is going to help him in the future.

There is no question of it.

He's got the right ingredients to succeed.

He came to me too early, I think.

Given another four, five years and a lot more experience in life,

he would've been a good contender.

Wow. One to watch says Lord Sugar,

that's a pretty nice one to take away with you, isn't it?

Yeah, exactly, he can see the future in people as well.

What's next for you? What are your plans now?

At the moment, I'm in the process of setting up a business that

specialises in selling corporate businesses,

selling businesses and land as well.

But also what I want to do is work with younger adults who

come from a non-affluent background.

I think this country has given me a phenomenal opportunity

and it's time for me to give something back.

OK. Well, it's time to find out

whether we agree that Mergim should have been fired tonight.

Lara, do you think Mergim should have been fired?

I think it was time to go but, really, there's so

much potential in you and I...

What Lord Sugar said,

you should really graft some more and you'll be there.

That's great, that's a nice comment, isn't it?

How about you, Joe?

No, I think he should have got rid of David instead, I thought

David didn't really pull his weight.

Really seemed to get a bit lost this task and I think you had more

to give, so I'm going to say Lord Sugar was wrong.

Wow. 1-1. Romesh. AUDIENCE GASPS

Mergim, I like you. You're a very humble guy.

LAUGHTER

I think, because you were responsible for actually

losing money, you know,

you were paid less money as a direct result of your actions,

-I think you had to go. Sorry, mate.

-That's fine.

-Let's ask the audience.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired",

if you disagree, hold up "hired".

Let's see how that goes.

I reckon that is...

That's 50-50, I'm going to say, that is definitely 50-50.

-Are you happy with that?

-Yeah, I'm happy with that.

-You can't complain.

Everyone has the right to their own opinion.

LAUGHTER

-We can vote again.

-Shall we?

You know, you've been a fantastic candidate on The Apprentice.

Everyone has loved watching you week by week,

you've been a good guest on this show.

-As you know, nobody leaves empty-handed.

-I know what's coming.

Do you know what's coming? What's coming, then?

I've got a funny feeling it's going to be a screwdriver.

LAUGHTER

What's the odds? Come on, let's have a look.

It's a golden screwdriver. Not just any old screwdriver.

APPLAUSE

There you go.

It's not only that. We've...

We've had it engraved with your immortal words.

-Can you read it for us? Can you see what is says?

-Oh, God.

-Thank you.

-That's for you to take away and, Mergim,

you've been a pleasure to watch. Here are your highlights.

I don't want to be a millionaire, I want to be a billionaire.

I want to be richer than Lord Sugar.

Do you want to say hello to my giraffe?

I will love you forever and you got the privilege of meeting me today.

Increase the price.

Mergim is the life and soul

of not only our bedroom but the house.

HE SINGS

You're having a good day, aren't you?

He doesn't take things too seriously.

-Mate, what's the best achievement?

-Winning the Olympics.

I was happier selling balloons, mate.

-Mate, that was a cheeky little deal.

-That's how we roll.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mergim Butaja.

APPLAUSE

But that's still not all, there's a third candidate yet to meet.

April, I do believe that you have been standing back,

I do believe I can't see you as my business partner.

So, April, you're fired.

Thank you, Lord Sugar, thank you, Karren and Claude.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome April Jackson.

Sit down.

April, great to have you on the show. Once you'd been fired,

were you thinking he was going to go for David as well?

He was going to sack everyone?

No, I think I knew I was the last person out of there.

Let's have a look at how you ended up in the boardroom.

How much are you charging for that?

For our DIY work we do £10 an hour.

For three of you, it is very, very cheap.

April, where's your business acumen here? Three of you, £10.

Clearly, in hindsight, it was an error

and then I tried to learn from that and do better the following day.

-Could you tell me the size of the window?

-It's quite high.

-Who spoke to the lady?

-April.

You spoke to her about the size, didn't you?

She said she's 5"6' and it's above her.

It's definitely above her.

In week one, you told her that if it were week four,

five or six she would be gone.

And we are at week six.

Oh, well, at least Claude put in a good word for you.

It has to be said,

your pricing strategy, little bit erratic over the weeks, wasn't it?

-We had £10 for three people to do an hour's work.

-Right.

But it was £9 for a salad.

-Have you reviewed your pricing strategy?

-Well, I think...

I blame other companies

and their advertising of cleaning services

that I clearly didn't understand

how much someone would pay for us to put a hole into their wall.

Romesh, what did you think of April's pricing?

At first, I thought it was weird that you've basically charged

the price that means your wages are illegal.

And the person that accepted that job is probably undergoing

an investigation right now.

But then, when you think about it, I imagine that when they said,

"How much is it?" you looked at Mergim

holding the paintbrush the wrong way round and thought,

"Ten quid. That seems like a fair price."

To me, it looked like you were mucking in

but do you agree with Lord Sugar's point that, after making a big

presence in the first task, you then stood back a little bit

and tried to keep out of the firing line. Is that fair?

No, I don't agree and I think there's a reason why,

although I lost many times, I wasn't brought back into the boardroom

and on that particular task with the DIY,

I definitely got my hands dirty.

I mean, it is always a gamble, as we know,

being project manager on the first task.

Yeah, I didn't want to. But when you're presented with a food task

and everything you want to do is about food,

it would be ridiculous not to.

But I think I would've benefited from perhaps understanding

the process a bit more before doing that task

and I would have definitely done some things differently.

And can you clear up once and for all what everyone actually wants to know?

What was the specification for the fishcakes?

The specification, I would have to ask Brett

because it clearly meant a lot to him.

It meant a lot to him, didn't it?

This is your nemesis in the kitchen - wasn't it? - was Brett.

And this week over on Team Connexus, Brett actually was running things.

How impressed were you by Brett this week?

I don't like Brett.

I think he looks like someone's put some stubble on a sweet potato.

We're not going to war,

we're cleaning some steps, aren't we, Brett?

I find people like that very difficult to deal with,

so I have a lot of sympathy for you, particularly

when there's specifications. And somebody who says,

"I formulated a flyer," can just get in the bin as far as I'm concerned.

I thought he was great. I thought Brett was excellent.

I did think he was excellent.

I thought he managed it well, he was good.

He was dealing...

In Selina and Sam, he was working with

two people that didn't really...

Not only did they not know what they were doing,

they didn't have an appetite for that type of work at all.

And he managed it very well, I thought.

To Selina's credit this week, she also grafted

and they got on with it.

I think Brett shot himself in the foot

because he didn't deliver on the task.

They didn't deliver the project.

Sadly, April, Lord Sugar isn't going to be investing in your business

but let's have a look at the advice

that he's got for you for your future.

Well, April is a very intelligent young lady.

She took the challenge of being the project manager on task one

and bang, bang, bang, we're going to do this,

we're going to do that, we're going to do nicoise salad,

we're going to do fishcakes,

let's get on with it and that's the name of our team.

Blah, blah, blah, let's get out and get on with it.

That was very good, I like that.

She showed me some very good things in the early stages.

My only advice to her is - continue to be decisive but,

when you've made a decision, when you've set the foundations,

when you've set the idea up, follow it through,

don't just think it's going to happen.

Well, are you going to take on board any of that advice?

-I'm glad he liked my decisiveness cos it hasn't gone.

-Good, good.

And it sounds like you are now following through

because you've opened your restaurant.

Yeah, luckily other people think that I could do something amazing

so I was able to open my place in Brixton.

What's the best thing to have in your restaurant?

I actually have a £9 salad on the menu and, yes, there is

-tuna and people do pay for it, so it's all good.

-Fantastic.

Well, good luck with it all and it's been great to have you.

It's time to find out

whether we agree that April should have been fired tonight.

Lara, do you think Lord Sugar was right to fire April?

You've left me in a quandary because you come across delightfully.

And cheery and smiley.

But I do think your standoffishness came...

meant you came a cropper, so, yes, I would have fired you.

-Joe?

-I think...

Not because... You are clearly a very good businesswoman, I think

it obviously wasn't going to work with Lord Sugar.

-So I think, yes, he made the right decision.

-Romesh?

I don't think you weren't any more culpable than Charleine was,

you know, in terms of she was there as well,

you got stuck in the same amount as she did, so, in this case,

-I don't think you should have been fired, no.

-Thank you.

OK, well, it's time for the audience.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired",

if you don't agree, hold up "hired".

Let's have a look at those cards now.

I think that's a fired as well, April, I have to say.

That's a fired from the audience as well

but you've been a great candidate on The Apprentice.

As you know, nobody leaves empty-handed from this show,

so I had to think about what I'd get for you.

It had to be a fishcake.

Don't worry, I have checked with Brett to make sure it is...

It is specifically to the specifications.

It's to the specifications, don't worry about that.

-This is for you to take away with you.

-Can it fit over my bun?

It will go over the bun. There we are.

-There you are.

-Thank you.

-All right, good stuff.

APPLAUSE

April, you've been a real pleasure to have on the show.

Let's have a look at your highlights.

Let's make magic happen.

I'm taller than the average person and I have a lot of confidence.

-She knows what she wants.

-Fishcakes, that's what we're doing.

A lovely strong, strong lady.

Over and under and over and under.

I get what I want, I just go, I ask nicely,

I ask the right person and I smile.

My first dog was a dachshund and it was Anastasia Edwina Jackson.

And I now have a Yorkie called Diva.

Done deal.

April is really exuberant and full of life.

Made salad with these hands.

That sounds hilarious coming out of your mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen, April Jackson.

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That's all for tonight. Thank you to Lara, Joe and, well,

all right, then, Romesh.

So it's on to task number seven for our candidates.

-Hiya, madam.

-For this task, I'm going to send you to Manchester.

You're going to open up your own discount store.

Man-ches-taa. Man-ches-taa.

Man-ches-taa.

We are Manchester's newest discount store.

In my industry, I am known as the postman because I always deliver.

He is a little bit irritating.

You just want to smash him all the time.

-Does this look all right or does it look stupid?

-It looks stupid.

You did sell the most yesterday but this morning you didn't.

Last-minute price drop.

-These candidates are misleading the public.

-Whatever, that's fine.

Just come take a look. No harm in that, right?

-Speak to me like that again...

-I'll go if you want.

What planet are we all on here?

Go to...

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as usual, some honest subtitles.

We'll be back next Wednesday at 10:00 for more You're Fired when,

alongside Romesh, I'll be joined by -

sorry, Mergim, it's all about timing - Karren Brady. Goodnight.

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