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You haven't used any of your skills, | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
any of the things that you claim that you're experts in. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
A disgusting result. I don't want to hear anything from you. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
You're fired. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
You're fired. You're fired. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
Good evening, I'm Jack Dee. Welcome to The Apprentice - You're Fired. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Well, this week, the candidates set up rival discount stores in | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Manchester's Arndale Centre, although Gary seemed to misunderstand the task | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
and he tried to set up the world's most disappointing theme park. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Just take a handful out and add to the presentation. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Then we've got our little beauty world as well. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
House world. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
So, this is our toilet world. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
So that's his business plan! Come to Toilet World! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Yeah, not sure about the water slide. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
Meanwhile, Charleine dazzled us all with her powers of observation. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
You all right, Charleine, yeah? Yeah. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
The heavy candles are heavy. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
And Vana nearly gave one elderly Mancunian a heart attack. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
Discount Haven, you should check it out. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Right over there next to Ann Summers. Thank you! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
So, if you're looking for a scouring pad and a dildo, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
you know where to go. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Joining me after hours for this week's | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
stock-taking are high-quality product Lord Sugar's right hand woman, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Karren Brady, our very own branded goods, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
The Apprentice Online's Matt Edmondson | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
and unexpected item in the bagging area, it's Romesh Ranganathan. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Welcome to You're Fired. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
In tonight's task, one candidate was hoping to do TROLLEY well | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
but he couldn't quite CASH-AND-CARRY it off. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Sorry, I know that was a very poor-quality pun | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
but it was incredibly cheap - I got it from a discount store. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Sam, I have visions of you just going through the motions. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
You may have reached the end of the road here. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Sam, you're fired. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Thank you. Thank you anyway. Thank you. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sam Curry. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Sam... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Welcome to the show. Thank you. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
How are you feeling? You OK? Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
That was one of the tensest boardrooms, really, for some time. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Yeah. A lot of the tension, I have to say, was in your face. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
You know, you got really angry - | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I'm not used to seeing you like that. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
What was it like having to fight for your survival? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
I think the whole task was tense, you know? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
As you saw in the boardroom, I think with Scott | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
and Selina on a team and everyone else, it was just... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Everyone was just at each other the whole task and do you know what? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
By the end of the boardroom, I was like, "Thank God!" | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Karren, were you surprised to see Sam showing his teeth like that | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
at that late stage? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
I think what a lot of people don't realise is | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
the pressure in these tasks mounts week after week after week, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
and it's about this time that people start to realise that yes, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
it's important to work as a team but you need to defend yourself, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
and I think that's exactly what you were doing. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Good. I love you, Sam. Aww! I really do. Thanks. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
I found your losing your temper in the boardroom... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Well, looking to lose your temper, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
looking like you lost your temper, like, very entertaining. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Just the way you went, "That is outrageous! I can't believe it! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
"I've never been so insulted!" | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
It was brilliant to watch. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Just with, like, rapiers and a full-on sword fight. Brilliant. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
As we've seen, it was another very highly-charged boardroom for you. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Let's see how you ended up there. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
It sounds to me less of a pop-up shop and more like a cock-up shop. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Total price of ?333.70. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Total amount is 368. Brilliant. Yeah? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
It's not. Is it not? Hold on. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
You messed up on calculations yet again. It was quite embarrassing. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Sam was sort of crawling round on the floor with his calculator. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
It wasn't my finest moment. He didn't have a good day yesterday. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
He messed all the figures up and he's lost his way again today. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Hi, sir, how are you? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Do you want to come and look at our new discount store? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Sir, yourself? No worries. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Ugh... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Self-tan wipes? They're really good. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Do I look like I need a tan? Well, no. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
You may have reached the end of the road here. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
BEEPING Oh, shut up. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Ugh... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
BEEPING CONTINUES | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Screw that. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Yes, an important rule of business - if at first you don't succeed, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
screw that. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Look, Sam, you admitted yourself you're not very good at maths | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
but you're not even good at calculators, are you? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
What happened at the cash-and-carry, then? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Cos that was where there was quite a big mistake there, wasn't there? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I think it was to do with this 2.5% or something | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
that we'd got off right at the end. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
And I think also we worked out if we were to take 2.5% off | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
we'd buy six extra selfie sticks, or something like that. So I... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Ugh, do you know what? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Screw it, right? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
I think that was my attitude. I was like, "Numbers, go away!" OK. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
So, Matt, do you have any sympathy with Sam? How's your maths? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Massive sympathy. I think the problem is you're too nice. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
So if someone says, "Someone has to do the maths," | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
they give it to Sam cos you're not going to argue. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
You're not there to self-preservate, as Brett would say. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Didn't have that in mind. And I think it's difficult, right? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
You're in a big building, loads of shiny things, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
you're getting distracted. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Karren, you at one stage were that close to buying a meerkat | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
with plugholes for eyes. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Very easy to sort of go off the track there. Yeah. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
And I think we've all had that thing where you | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
go for dinner at a restaurant and you have to split the bill | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
and everyone adds up their own bit and at the end you're ?4 short. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Right. And someone's not added on the... Service charge. Exactly. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
So I can totally sympathise with you. Thank you | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Was there any part of you that was slightly annoyed with Karren | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
and the way that she grassed you up? Because... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
You must have thought...you must have thought you'd nearly got | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
away with it and Karren went, "Hold on a minute..." | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
You properly put the boot in. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Alan needs to know everything - that's Alan to me, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Lord Sugar to you, Romesh. Yes, yes. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
He needs to know everything. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, I've been told! Yeah! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I think that's called thug life, isn't it? That's what it is, yeah. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
So, you had trouble with figures last week as well, didn't you, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
with the handyman task? Yeah. Do you...? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
This started to happen rather regularly. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Were you volunteering to be in charge of sums or...? No. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
What was happening? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
I think what happens a lot in the tasks is | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
so many figures are thrown around and someone's like, | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
"Oh, we need five more of these and actually, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
"give them 2.5% off and take this and..." | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
So sometimes it's not necessarily just the figures themselves, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
it's all the noise. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
And you're kind of writing down hundreds of different calculations. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Because, for example, the task before was the construction, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
when we had the two figures. I think it was a ?100 discrepancy. Mmm. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
It's because we made up a figure based on how many hours | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
we should work and then Brett was like, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
"Oh, just chuck on 100 quid and we'll do it like that." | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
So then you're like, "77... Oh, no, wait." Do you know what I mean? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Now I'm confused. Were you struggling to add 100? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
LAUGHTER Yeah, yeah. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
It wasn't just your maths that Karren and Lord Sugar weren't too | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
impressed with, it was your selling skills as well. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Was that a fair comment, do you think? Erm... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
I mean, everything's relative, right? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
I'm not the best seller in the world. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
I had a good day on the first day. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
I think I sold more than Scott and as much as Selina | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
and on the second day as well. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I'm not a salesman naturally but I did... I thought I did an OK job. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
I think part of your problem is you don't look like | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
a discount store dude. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I take that as a compliment! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
Well, you look like somebody that's accidentally | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
wandered in there by mistake, do you know what I mean? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
"Might as well sell some stuff while I'm here!" | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
So, there's a lot of friction within Team Connexus this week. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Now, were you feeling that, particularly, that friction? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
It was awful. It was just... Scott and... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
I mean, they're lovely, but on certain tasks very easily angered | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
and I think when you're trying to kind of progress as a team... | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Everyone kept talking about teamwork and positivity like we were | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
at some sort of yoga retreat, but it is important and I think we just... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Everyone was at each other's throats | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
and as you can see in the episode, everyone was like, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
"I want to sell most," and it was like, "Oh, God." | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
It was almost like it was some sort of competition. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
What was that...? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
What was that flare-up between Scott and Brett? What was all that about? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Because that almost came to fisticuffs, it looked. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Yeah, David Attenborough probably should have narrated that. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
"Here we have two male..." | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
You can clarify for us, Karren - you were there, weren't you? Yup. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Brett, he didn't actually say, "I will smash your face in," did he? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
He just said, "Do that again, say that again to me and I'll...?" | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
That's exactly what happened. Yeah. The tension was really high | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
and I think this rumour went round the team | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
that individual sales was much more important than teamwork, | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
so everyone was then out for themselves | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
and everyone was trying to side-track everyone's sales and | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
almost jumping on people's sales, and pressure started to build up. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
And Scott was messing around with what things go at the front | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
and what things don't go at the front and there was just a face-off. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
There was a lot of tension between you and Scott | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
in the boardroom, and afterwards. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Have a look at this. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
#Awkward! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
What happened there? Did he just walk off? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Yeah, he did. Erm... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
We were both really angry at each other. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Scott went for a kind of personal attack, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
which was unsubstantiated - he doesn't know me that well. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
And I think he got bits of different information from throughout | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
the house and kind of formulated an attack that wasn't fair. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
I thought Scott was bang out of order, actually. Thank you. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
He was... He has been such a nice guy throughout the process | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
and then in that boardroom, he suddenly turned. Yeah. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
It was like he thought, "I've had a bad task here. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
"Am I in the firing line?" | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
And then he's spotted that he could attack you | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
and then he just went for you non stop. It was insane. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Well, Scott certainly had a lot to handle as project manager, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
and it didn't look like he enjoyed himself very much. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Let's have a look at this. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
Scott has not had an easy day. Right here. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Anyone got a smartphone, iPhone? No. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
You don't know what I'm going to say! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Anyone want to buy any Maltesers or, well, body wash or anything? No? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
It's all right, I'll talk to myself. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
OK, right. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
'Everyone thinks their idea's the best and it has to be that way.' | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Everyone's annoying me in some aspect. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
I think there's a heated moment of just everyone just... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Having a go at you, Scott? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
I sold the most yesterday. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
OK, you did sell the most yesterday but this morning you didn't. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Whatever, whatever. I want that stuff in there. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Speak to me like that again... This is horrendous. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
It wasn't pleasant, though, was it? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
It wasn't a very nice experience. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
And before you write in, they were talking about the task, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
not visiting Manchester. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
What did you think of Scott as project manager? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
It felt like Scott had a very personal week | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
and took everything very personally. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Even people walking by, strangers that didn't want to buy | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
a selfie stick, he really took it to heart. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
"Oh, you don't want a selfie stick? Whatever!" | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
He'd gone borderline insane. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
Like, he was on the escalator, tried to sell Maltesers and then went, | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
"Oh, don't talk to me." | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
How is that transaction going to go forward? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
How are you going to do the change? What are you talking about, Scott? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
People are not... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
There's no transaction that's been done on an escalator. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Just shove a PDQ at them. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
They're not being rude, they think you're mental. Nobody... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Karren, you were full of praise for Vana and Brett. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Well, as you've all alluded to, the dynamics in the team didn't work. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Scott talked himself more and more into a negative, you know, mind-set | 0:11:59 | 0:12:05 | |
and that spilled over into the team. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
But saying that, Brett and Vana were always upbeat. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
They were always pushing forward. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I think they realised, if no-one else did, that actually | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
if your team win, neither of you are ever being taken | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
back into the boardroom and I think the rest of the team sort of forgot. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Wasn't Brett sort of the one who said, | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
"Hang on a second, it's every man for himself here?" | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
He's obsessed with statistics, obviously, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
and knows that Lord Sugar has got some spreadsheets | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
where he's clocking up sales and wins and worries that it's | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
going to come back and bite him when he's in the boardroom. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
But when they were sent out to go and do the marketing, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
they did go and do it. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
They didn't stand their ground like some others who didn't want | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
to be told where to go and continually kept on and on | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
and moaning, which actually brought the whole morale down. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
They didn't like it, but off they went and they did it | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
and they did it to the best of their ability. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Sam, you said Selina was very negative | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
but she didn't look any worse than any of the others. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
I just think maybe in terms of the dynamic of that group | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
with Selina and Scott. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I certainly found it harder working with the two of them | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
in conjunction than when I was working with Brett and Vana. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Yes, not so easygoing, as it were. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
You hate her, don't you? No! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
I don't know what's going on with Selina cos I watch the show | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
and I quite like her, but everyone seems to really hate her. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
I think the problem is her resting face is quite, kind of, grumpy. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
I can't imagine what that would be like to live with, Jack. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
In fairness to Selina, she got taken away from selling twice, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
so she was a bit upset by that. That's fair enough, isn't it? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
She felt she was being perhaps manipulated in a way | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
she didn't want to go in. What were your thoughts on Selina in that task? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
Well, she really made her feelings known. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
But I think there are times in business when you're asked to do... | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Everyone is asked to do things you don't particularly want to do. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Things that you, you know, | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
don't think you're particularly skilled at. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
But if your tasked with doing them, you have to make your point and then | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
get on with it and that's the point I was making about Brett and Vana. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
They made their point but they actually got on with it | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
and they carried the task through, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
whereas Selina has this hangover effect of carrying on | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
the disappointment with people and her body language was... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
She never gets listened to, though, that's the thing. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I think there's a slight boy who cried wolf thing with her | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
where she can sometimes make good points, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
but because it's come from Selina, everyone goes, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
"We're not interested, we don't care about your points..." | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
But then, is that not a learning experience about how to | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
communicate with people and how to come across to get yourself heard? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
She's not a wordsmith, Sam. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
But let's move on to the winning team, | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Team Versatile, with their project manager Gary. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
He came in for some criticism from Claude | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
but he delivered a fairly impressive victory. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
How did you think he got on? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Well, Gary is Mr Corporate. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
He's spent his entire life in retail and boy, did it show. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
I mean, he was talking about customer journey, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
the halo effect of lowering prices, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
and actually, he was very good at it. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I absolutely loved Gary. I thought he was brilliant | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
and I think that he's got a great enthusiasm. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
I'm really pleased that he did deliver, not least of all because | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
he gets to keep the nickname The Postman, | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
which would have sadly gone if he'd lost the task. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
But also, just his enthusiasm about setting up those zones | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
and those areas, asking, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
"Does a jammy dodger go with washing powder?" | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Unless you're in a Heston Blumenthal restaurant, no, it doesn't. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
But in that case, nice. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
No-one, including Gary, | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
seemed to understand the concept of a loss leader. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
I think they soon realised, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
cos they were a couple of doors down from a very well-known pound shop. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
Yes. I was trying to think of what it was called. A Land Of Pounds? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:39 | |
LAUGHTER Yeah, exactly. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
And people were coming in, going, "Oh, no, it's cheaper over there," | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
so they had some market pressure that they had to respond to. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
But they actually chose very good products. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
The store looked pretty full, whereas ours looked... | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
I mean, not ours, yours. Yeah, sparse. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Did he do the right thing by going off to restock two hours | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
before they were going to close? Do you think that was a smart move? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
No, I don't, because actually there was some items of theirs | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
that were sold out, | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
so had they gone earlier in the day they would have got the margin. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
But actually, the whole point of this task is, it's the cash | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
you have, the stock you have that is the value of the business. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
I think another instant sacking moment is when | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
David asked for clarification on how much the item was | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
that that guy bought from the pound shop. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
"That was ?1?" "Yes, mate, clue's in the name of the place." | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
Well, although Team Versatile won the task, there is | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
a certain problematic relationship within the team which has been | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
building for a couple of weeks now. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I wonder if you can guess who I'm talking about? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Hello, ladies, how are you doing? No, Richard! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
We're selling today lovely candles. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
I think the thing with Richard | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
is that he thinks he's better that everyone. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Who's that? It's Richard, how are you doing? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
What we wanted to do is... Can you stop talking one second, Richard? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Is David there, please? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
I think Charleine absolutely doesn't trust me. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Richard, because he is a little bit irritating, he really gives you | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
that extra edge because you just want to smash him all the time. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Do that again, Charleine. Mate, it's all about selling the maximum. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
All we want to do is... Charleine, first of all... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
At the end of the day, you snooze, you lose. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Honestly, she is a nightmare to work with. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Just be a little bit more professional, Charleine. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Yeah, you too! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Do you fancy, when you move to London, getting a place round there? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Charleine? Yeah, not with you, though, Richard. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Oh, please move in together! That's a reality show I'd watch. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Karren - Charleine and Richard, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
they just seem to rub each other up the wrong way the whole time. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
What did you think of that? What did you make of it? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
They're both very competitive people and they both really want to win. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
I mean, their dynamic is quite similar, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
although different ways of translating that style. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
And each one wants to get the upper hand on the other. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
So Charleine saying, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
"I don't want to speak to you, I'll speak to David," | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
to try and put Richard down. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Richard's putting Charleine down by questioning her professionality. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
So I think just sometimes you get personality clashes. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
In the case of Richard, he's obviously very effective | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
but is difficult to work with. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Does that...? Would that work against him in the process? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Would Lord Sugar - as you've made it clear I need to refer to him as - | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
would Lord Sugar put that into consideration? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Would he think, "He's really effective and it doesn't matter | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
"that he's working well in a team | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
"cos he's going to be a leader going forward?" | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Well, I think that Alan would also look at it to say | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
it's not a personality contest. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
But you clearly much prefer to work with people you get on with, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
that you like, than people you don't like. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
But Richard hides behind this level of professionalism. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
He's always very in sync with what he's thinking, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
he's very careful about how he approaches things, and I'd | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
like to see a bit more Richard and a little bit less textbook manager. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:52 | |
In fairness, Richard did ask Charleine to be more professional. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
You know, like this. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Hi, madam. Let me tell you what this is all about. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
We are Manchester's newest discount store. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
I've even got a T-shirt saying it. It means it's true. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Come with me and ice skate. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
What was that?! That was terrifying. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Hiya, madam, how are you doing? Get the fishing rod out. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
You're walking so fast! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I'm an ice skater, how are you? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
He so reminds me of David Brent. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
See ya later! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Not if they see you first, Richard. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Matt, do you think the people of Manchester will ever | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
recover from that? I really like his technique. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
I think it would have been better | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
if he'd tried to incorporate some of the products he was selling, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
otherwise you think, "Are you doing an ice rink? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
"Is there one of those on at the moment? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
"Is this guy selling invisible fishing rods? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
"What's the plan, here?" | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Karren, you would know this - you're a very successful businesswoman. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Is that a popular opening gambit? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
"Hello, I'm an ice skater. How are you?" | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
It's not a line I've used myself, I have to admit. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
But I know it looks a bit cheesy and I know it feels a bit cringey, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:03 | |
but in that type of environment, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
when you need to engage with people | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
and you're only open for a limited time, | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
you have to use all your energy and all your techniques, | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
no matter how bizarre, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
to create a little bit of something around your shop and get people in. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
And that's one of the reasons why they won, actually. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Because people got so... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
You know, watching Richard skating, | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
people went in and they bought something. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
And unfortunately, the team I was watching didn't have the same | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
technique and didn't draw enough people. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Didn't do the same thing, OK. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
So, Sam, although this week didn't go so well for you, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
probably your high point was week five when you masterminded, | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
really, the wonderful Snottydink when writing children's books. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Here it is. APPLAUSE | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
I mean, tell us about that task. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
At the time you said you weren't that pleased with it. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
The thing about that task was I was upset on the task | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
because we lost and because of that one of my team had to go home, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
which I didn't feel we deserved... anyone deserved to go home. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
That's why I was sad. But, no, the book itself, I was... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
I'm proud of what we created. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
I think it kind of delivers on what we wanted. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
It's got a strong moral message, it's well written, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
it's educational... It is. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
You agonised over it and, Karren, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
you witnessed the rather torturous birth of Snottydink. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
I mean, you tortured yourself over every word, | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
the positioning of every word, every illustration. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
I think, actually, it's a pretty good book. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
It's a pretty good book for a one-day task. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Mm-hmm, OK. Well, you know what? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Although your maths may have let you down a couple of times, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
your words certainly never did. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Prithee, look upon this. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
I am a wordsmith. A story dies without good plot. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
The Barbican Centre has like, got a theatre, cinemas... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
In my wildest dreams, let's say that it's direct a play | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
and sell tickets to it. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
He's very theatrical. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
So, my advice when you're talking about the calamari, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
you want to bring out, you know, the spicing of the cayenne, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
the sourness of the lemon... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
He likes to kind of complain about things | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
like he's some sort of Shakespearean hero. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I think there's the sort of shadow of the unused calamari | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
hanging over us. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Sam did try and teach the likes of Brett and Mergim how to speak, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
you know, a bit more correct. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Sam always gives eloclusion... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Sam always gives...those lessons to people. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Elocution lessons. They don't always work, though, do they, David? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
So, you're a lover of language. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Did you find that that helped in the process, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
apart from writing Snottydink? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Erm... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
In this process, maybe not, | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
but I think in life in general, absolutely. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
I've always kind of professed the virtues of language | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
and communication and I think the world dies without language. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
It's how we connect as humans, mostly. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
You probably found a kindred spirit in Brett, didn't you? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Do you know what I will say in Brett's defence? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Potentially, the amount of neologisms | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
and coinages that Brett comes up with... Mmm. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Maybe...we might claim, you know, herald him as the new Shakespeare. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
Like, he is creating his own blooming dictionary. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
He's quite creative, isn't he? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Sorry, the day that we declare Brett as the new Shakespeare is | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
the beginning of the apocalypse. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Probably, yeah. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
So, Sam, sadly Lord Sugar won't be investing in your business plan | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
but let's see what advice he's got for you for the future. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Sam, a charming chap. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Highly intelligent and a lot of academic qualifications. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
Education is a fantastic tool but of course the most important thing, | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
and particularly in business, is life experience. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
And you can't pass exams, really, about business - | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
you learn most of it from actually doing it. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I found him very creative and that can be a very, | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
very useful tool for him in future. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
He needs to make sure he applies it in a way which can be | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
commercially viable, and that's something which, you know, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
he needs to turn his attention to. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
So, some good advice there. Lord Sugar really rates you. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
It's clear he finds you really creative but you need to find a way | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
of making it more commercially viable. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Is that a fair comment? Is that something you'll take on board? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Yeah, I think his comments about life experience... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
I'm 24 and I've only... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
I was at university, so I've only had two years out of it. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
So I think that's valid. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
I think creativity and commercialism is a difficult line to tread. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
Yeah, difficult to get the balance right. What is next for you, Sam? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
What are you up to? I'm starting a tutoring company. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
It works on a sub-contractor basis, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
so we have different tutors that we send out. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
So I am not tutoring anyone in maths. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
LAUGHTER It's OK. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Well, it's time to find out | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
whether we agree that Sam was the right person to be fired tonight. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Karren, do you agree that Lord Sugar was right to get rid | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
of Sam at that point? I do. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
I think, as Alan said, you are absolutely charming, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
but you've gone as far as you can go in this process | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
and I think it was the right decision. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
OK. Matt. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
I would say no. You should have stayed - I'd like to have seen | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
more of you on the telly and I think Brett should have gone. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
His time is coming up and I think he might be due a firing sometime soon. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Hmm. Romesh. Erm, I don't think you should have been fired, Sam. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
I think you're absolutely wonderful. Aww, thanks. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
That's nice. There's a lot of support for you there. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm going to cry! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
But, I mean, you weren't great on this task. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
But I do think that arguably Scott should have gone | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
because I thought he managed the task pretty badly. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Well, let's onto the audience vote. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up fired. If you don't, hold up hired. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
That is 50-50, I would say. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Now, I know maths isn't your strong point... | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
That means... Yeah, there's a lot of support for you in the room. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
You've been a fantastic candidate on The Apprentice, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
a real memorable candidate, I would say, and a lovely guest on the show. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
As you know, nobody leaves You're Fired empty handed. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
So, I had a thought what I could do. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
I went back to the candidates' house and I unscrewed this off the walls. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
I felt you should really keep it. Oh, wow. It says... | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
That's for you, hope you enjoy that. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Well, Sam, you've given us some great moments. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Let's have a look at your highlights. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Yeah, I like this idea. Is that OK for you guys? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
How awesome would that be? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
Ii think integrity is the most important part of life. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
Merci beaucoup! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Perhaps this could be the time for you to show your true talent, Sam. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
He is absolutely phenomenal. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
What about Manny Moist? Ugh! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Oh! What if it's...? Oh, my goodness! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Congratulations. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
When he speaks, you really want to listen. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Calamari, there's no waste because you sell the tentacles, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
you do the body, everything. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
Ooh, yeah, desert-defeating hair. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Helps to retain the moisture in your hair. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Yes! That is the one, Sam. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
So cool! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Curry! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Well, that's all for tonight. Thank you to Karren, Matt and Romesh. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
So, it's onto task number eight for our candidates. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
What you need to do is to throw the birthday child a party to remember. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:47 | |
Fantastic. I don't have children and I don't like them. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
So we need to get something to put in the party bag. Ooh, zombies! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
On your marks, get set... | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Go! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Yeah! Party Bus! Let's get the party started. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
Doof, doof, doof! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
I think they've forgotten this is a party. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Shit. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
We're literally having a disaster. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Who wants bacon? | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
First rule of party planning is don't poison the client. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
And then we go... | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
I don't want any help. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
They didn't miss a trick, except one. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
And the balloon. Thank you very much! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
Go to BBC iPlayer to see exclusive clips of Matt's Apprentice | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
episode summaries, all in rap form, obviously. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
We'll be back next Wednesday at ten for more You're Fired | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
when alongside Romesh, I'll be joined by Gabby Logan | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
and expert events planner Anabel Fielding. Goodnight. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
Battery life on smartphones is the best thing about them, | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
cos when the battery runs out, then I'll interact with my kids. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:26 | |
Be down the park, I'm like, "That's run out. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
"Better find out where they're going with those old men." | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 |