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Useless. Totally, absolutely useless.

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I feel so angry. I can't put up with loose cannons.

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You're fired.

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You're fired. You're fired.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello.

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Good evening. Good evening and welcome to You're Fired.

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I'm Rhod Gilbert.

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In this week's task, the final five candidates competing

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for a £250,000 investment from Lord Sugar

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were put through their paces by his most trusted advisors -

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a gruelling Bear Grylls survival exercise,

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complete with business plans.

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And Alana learnt that the way to a man's heart might be through

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his stomach, but it only works if that man has a heart.

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LAUGHTER

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What's that?

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I thought, as my business is in cake manufacturing,

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-I would let you have some of them to try.

-Right. We'll leave that there.

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Can you just sit back a bit?

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With three candidates to meet,

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there's no time for The Apprentice News this week.

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So as they say in business, let's crack on.

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As usual, we have our panel,

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ready to pick up where Lord Sugar's aides left off.

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Apprentice winner 2012

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and my sister's favourite Latin pop star Ricky Martin,

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presenter and Apprentice fan Matt Edmondson,

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and comedian Sara Pascoe.

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Welcome to You're Fired.

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So, the first of our three candidates to walk through

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the famous frosted glass doors of The Apprentice boardroom

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for the very last time was make-up artist Grainne.

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Grainne, I'm going to be honest with you.

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-I just can't see this.

-That's OK.

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It's been nice to be associated with you, but it is,

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-with regret, that you're fired.

-Thank you so much.

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I really appreciate everything.

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-WHISPERS:

-Best of luck, all of yous.

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Please welcome Grainne McCoy.

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-How are you?

-Welcome.

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Ha! When you applied, did you think you'd get to the final five?

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No, I'm shocked and privileged to be sitting here now.

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You know, when I got it, made it through all them people

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and then through the ten tasks, and now I'm in the final five.

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-Yeah.

-Well, was.

-Were?

-Yeah.

-You are.

-Yeah.

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You can say, "I'm in the final five.

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-"I was the final five."

-I'm in the final five.

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-"I was part of the final five."

-Thank you very much.

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It's all hopeless, you haven't won. LAUGHTER

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-Hold on.

-You can say whatever you want.

-My mother still thinks I did.

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Oh, was that your mother we spoke to before the show?

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One person shouted out, "Grainne is going to win!"

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-Bless her.

-Thanks, Mum.

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I have to say that when you got fired

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is the happiest I've seen you look all series.

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I know, people said I don't smile. I actually do, but...

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Not that much normally.

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That was you looking extremely happy when you got fired there.

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Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I smiled a lot.

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Obviously, I felt that it was the right choice

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for Lord Sugar to fire me first, because, my God, I went in

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and changed my whole business plan in front of him.

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-So it wasn't a surprise?

-No, it wasn't a shock to me, like,

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-I knew I was out the door.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Ricky, you've been through this process, what is it like?

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It is a hell of a lot harder than I think anyone has any idea. It's...

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You've got ten weeks' worth of getting absolutely battered

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week after week, and you want to give it your A-game,

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but you're probably on your Z-game.

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So it's really hard. So, anyone even to get there has done well.

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-So, well done.

-Thank you very much.

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Mark, when Grainne was questioned about her previous business stuff

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and her business plan, she said...

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I think the words you used were, "I've been spendy happy."

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If you're getting £250,000 from Lord Sugar,

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he probably doesn't want you to be spendy happy.

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That will make him spendy unhappy.

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If you won... If you won that money, I mean,

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you could go out and buy an expensive tailored suit

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or, like, a natty polka-dot tie,

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but I think he would really frown upon that one, really.

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-Yeah, well, do you know what? He loves the tie.

-OK.

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Well, one long day,

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five nervous candidates and four terrifying face-to-face

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interviews that make Jeremy Paxman look like Barry Chuckle.

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Let's see where it all went wrong for Grainne.

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Grainne, I'm a little bit confused about your idea.

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-You want to be an agency for beauty counter staff.

-Yeah.

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-You want to be an agency for make-up artists.

-OK.

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You want to run a physical and online store.

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It's just too much in one go.

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So she is maybe shooting too high there?

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I am half qualified...

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-You're not even qualified yet?

-Nope.

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Not certified yet.

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Sounds like I might need certifying

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to actually invest in this, then.

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-You said those interviews are worse than childbirth.

-Yes.

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Mike, Linda and Claudine are in our audience.

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Mike, contractions times 20 worse than childbirth?

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I guess that's a fair enough analogy.

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You're going to take that comment?

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Linda, Grainne's business plan,

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where...an online and retail store,

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you want to be the managing director, be the brand,

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do all the training, do all the make-up yourself.

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-Do it all.

-You are going to clean.

-I was going to take over the world.

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-Did you think she tried to take on too much there?

-Yeah.

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I think her problem was there was four or five parts to Grainne's

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proposed business with Lord Sugar,

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but she had no experience in any of them, bar one.

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I think that was her downfall.

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-Yeah.

-I agree.

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LAUGHTER

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-I totally agree.

-I'm glad you said that.

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I wasn't sure where to take it.

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One of the more memorable moments was the gin task.

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-Yeah.

-Where...

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I don't know quite how to put it. How would you put it diplomatically?

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-Drunk.

-Drunk, in fact.

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I was going to say you tested the product very robustly,

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you took a long time getting the spicing just right, but, no,

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I think drunk... Bladdered, you got bladdered.

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I think it was the scent in the distillery,

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-it wasn't the actual sipping.

-Yeah. It could've been that.

-Could've.

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-Let's go with that one.

-Yeah, let's go with that.

-No, it wasn't.

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Was that very unprofessional, or do you think that was...?

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-No, I thought it was very professional.

-Thank you.

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What is rude is to spit.

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We would do wine tasting, and they're spitting all over the place.

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And it's food waste, in this day and age...

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I thought it was incredibly professional of them.

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See, I've never heard of anyone spitting out alcohol.

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LAUGHTER

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Tell me about the aquarium,

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where you did very well selling the tickets for the real-life mermaid.

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Well, I told everybody that this woman could hold her breath,

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she was like some sort of, like...

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-Well, you told them she was Man From Atlantis.

-She was!

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I've got a little bit of a surprise for you tonight

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because she... In fact, her name is Grace.

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-The mermaid from that very task is sitting...

-Hi!

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Hi, Grace.

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There did seem to be a little bit of confusion, Grace.

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Do you A - immerse yourself in a tank for several minutes

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in an incredible feat of human...?

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Or do you B - sit around in a sleeping bag singing?

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Well, both.

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I am a qualified free diver, so that is part of my main act,

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and I do normally do that, we just couldn't on this particular episode.

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Every aquarium and tank, you have certain tests you have to do.

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-Which are?

-To make sure that the shark doesn't eat you.

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-Oh, there were sharks in there?!

-Yeah, there were sharks in there.

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And you've got to make sure you're not going to ruin the environment

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and that they're not going to be surprised.

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Listen, once you said sharks, that's enough.

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Job done. I take it all back, I'm really sorry.

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I don't want to say I told you so.

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I'm really sorry.

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I said you were a woman in a sleeping bag, I feel a fool.

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-I'm sorry.

-It's a very expensive sleeping bag.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Grace, the mermaid. Congratulations.

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Well, aren't I the fool?!

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Anyway, Grainne, unfortunately, Lord Sugar didn't put you in the

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final two, but he does have this advice for your future.

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Grainne, bright girl.

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Only spoke when she needed to.

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And when she did speak, she spoke common sense.

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I found Grainne very calm, collected.

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She adapted to every task that I set

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and tried to work very, very hard.

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A great team player.

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The problem with Grainne's business plan

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was she was trying to do too many things,

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and it was a bit confusing as to what the real business was,

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and that's why I think she needs to concentrate solely on one thing

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and hone in on that.

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-Concentrate a bit, hone in on one thing and do that.

-Yeah, he's right.

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And, you know, I'm chuffed with the words that he said cos

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I know I worked very hard through every task,

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so I'm very happy with that, yeah.

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Well, he decided, you agree with him,

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let's see what the panel thinks. Ricky.

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I think you're a standout candidate,

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but your business plan wasn't worth a quarter of a million pounds.

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-So, it was the right decision.

-Mark.

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You have been one of my favourites to watch,

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but I have to agree with Lord Sugar.

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-That's all right, I agree too.

-It was time for you to go.

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-I completely disagree. I think you're brilliant.

-Oh, thank you.

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Really brilliant. Well done.

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It's time to find out what the audience think.

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-If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "Fired".

-(Green.)

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If you disagree, hold up "Hired" now, please.

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I'm going to have to have help from the Eye in the Sky.

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I'm going to have to name a blush shade for that red.

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It's red.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

-It is red, I'm afraid.

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-Don't say "aw" now, you voted for it!

-It's all right.

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Well, Grainne, unfortunately, Lord Sugar didn't choose you.

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But nobody goes away from here empty-handed.

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It did seem as though you were a little bit too ambitious.

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In your company, you needed to wear too many hats -

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managing director to training to online and off-line...

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Is this going to ruin my hair?

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Well, we just thought you needed to wear a lot of hats

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to do everything in your business from top to bottom,

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-so we thought we would get you one hat.

-Aw!

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With a duster.

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That's the duster. This is one hat.

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Oh, that's the calculator for your finance department.

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You've got your mobile phone when you're out and about.

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There's a make-up brush for doing your own make-up.

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This is a torch. A torch and walkie-talkie there. There we go.

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-Oh, it works.

-That is one hat.

-Should I tried on?

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-I presume you do your own cleaning. Can I move your sandwich?

-Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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-Sorry.

-How's that?

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Spin it round?

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-Grainne, thanks for being on the show.

-Thank you.

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You've been a good sport.

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-Let's have a look at your highlights.

-Thank you.

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-# Who runs the world?

-ALL:

-Girls! #

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Oh, sorry. Are you interested?

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Do you want to come up?

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If he doesn't want to listen to me, fine, let's lose.

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Awkward!

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She's so genuine. She's strong, she's driven.

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Yeah, she's lovely.

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# All night long... #

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We've had probably the most heart-warming moments together,

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the most hilarious moments together.

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She just is brilliant.

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That was amazing.

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That's interesting.

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That's, um, a bit of a shock.

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You did it! Well done.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Grainne McCoy.

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Well, hot on Grainne's heels,

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the second candidate to pack up their troubles

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in their little flight case

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and make their way calmly to the emergency exit was Jessica.

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Jessica, I think you've got great sales ability,

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but it's a very, very risky idea.

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Jessica, it is with regret that you're fired.

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Thank you so much. It's been absolutely incredible.

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-WHISPERS:

-Good luck, everyone.

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Please welcome Jessica Cunningham.

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Ah!

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Rah!

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I won't kiss you.

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-How do you feel?

-Oh, I'm gutted. I'm properly gutted.

-Are you?

-Yeah.

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I thought I was going to win it!

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LAUGHTER There must be a bit of you

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that's really chuffed to get this far, though, as well.

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Yeah, but I think when you enter The Apprentice,

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you enter because you want to win Lord Sugar as a business partner

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and £250,000, so for me, the final five is amazing,

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but I was there to win it.

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I used to imagine Lord Sugar ringing me and being like,

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"You've won, Jessica," every morning.

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No, I did, it was like...

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-It did look pretty brutal. You said, "It ripped me to shreds."

-Oh, God.

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I felt physically sick after Linda just tore into me. Sorry, Linda.

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Yeah, which, like...

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"You're right, I'm failing in life. This is not good."

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

-Linda!

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-"Failing in life" you made Jessica feel.

-I never said that.

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I changed it round, don't worry.

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Ricky, it is obviously an incredibly tough process,

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did you get a sense that Jessica didn't quite know her stuff

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as well as she might?

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I was so disappointed for you at that point, because up until then,

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-you'd been such a good candidate.

-Oh, thank you.

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And it's almost like you crumbled in the interviews

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and your business plan just fell apart.

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Cos I think if you articulated better, you had a great chance.

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Sara, how would you get on in there, do you think?

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Oh, I couldn't.

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I couldn't. It'd break my heart. I'm a baby. I'm too much of a wuss,

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and they're horribly mean.

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-Why are you being so mean?

-Oh, we're not being mean at all.

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The most important thing to remember here is Lord Sugar

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has £250,000 at stake here,

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and our job is to make sure that the people

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that get through really do deserve it,

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so I think you are there to be...

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to have to answer the really tough questions.

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-And, in some cases, you just crumbled.

-Yeah.

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Sometimes, when people ask me a question,

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if I get a bit panicky or worked up, I do waffle,

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and then I forget what they're asking me, and then I get worked up.

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-Yeah.

-I hadn't noticed that about you(!)

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LAUGHTER

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-It's not something that came across at all.

-I hide it well.

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Well, Jessica's plans for a brand with dresses, T-shirts,

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jeans and jackets were all ripped to shreds.

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Let's see why she was the second candidate this week

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to fetch her coat and leave.

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I'm confident in my ability

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and I know what I'm talking about.

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Fingers crossed.

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One of your biggest costs - £10,000 per month,

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the so-called celebrities, whatever they are.

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Don't you think that is a bit of a risk?

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-..used at my previous business.

-But that business didn't work.

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It's high risk and I think you could easily lose your money

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very, very quickly.

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So, you made a loss,

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you don't know how much loss.

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If you had money in the bank, it dwindled.

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Do you know what you're talking about?

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-No, I don't think I do, actually.

-No, that's what I think.

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Claudine, what was good about Jessica's business plan?

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Well, she understands the power of social media,

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but I have to say that probably the biggest asset Jessica has

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is her herself, because she's so vivacious and tenacious,

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and she's just a really engaging person.

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Like, I think she's just going to be successful...

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-Oh, thank you.

-..as a person.

-Oh!

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Well, in such a long, difficult process,

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the candidates can get a little tired,

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and in this bit of unseen footage, it's clearly on the gin -

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sorry, "zhin" - task that Jessica started to crack.

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So, erm, yeah, just tell me - what do you like about it?

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-HIGHER VOICE:

-I think it tastes really, really great.

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I'd definitely buy into this. The raspberry essence is wonderful.

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-NORMAL VOICE:

-Fantastic, OK.

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What would you rate this out of ten?

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-HIGHER VOICE:

-12.

-NORMAL VOICE:

-Goodness!

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What would you drink this with?

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-HIGHER VOICE:

-A friend.

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-NORMAL VOICE:

-Oh! I was thinking about a tonic, but that'll do.

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-Oh, I think

-I

-need a friend.

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APPLAUSE

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Completely lost it. Totally lost the plot.

0:15:230:15:25

-HIGHER VOICE:

-I don't know what you mean, Rhod.

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-NORMAL VOICE:

-I don't know what he's on about either!

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The business you wanted to set up with Lord Sugar...

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-Lust And Lies was the name.

-Yes.

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There's been quite a few times where you've bent the truth a little bit.

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-Yeah.

-Ricky, where do you stand on this?

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Where do you stand on sort of, you know,

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embellishing the truth when you're in sales?

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-I kind of get where you're coming from...

-Yep.

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..but I always say "people buy from people,"

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and you've got such a great personality,

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and I've backed you all the way, as well.

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-Oh, thank you.

-Such a good personality.

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If you'd just used that, you'd have got a sale,

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but to put a massive blag out there and expect someone to go with it,

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is where it fell down there.

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Sara, have you ever bent the truth to get what you wanted?

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Yeah, I'm a fibber.

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Like, if I'm trying to seduce someone,

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I'll kind of pretend I haven't got a boyfriend.

0:16:040:16:08

LAUGHTER

0:16:080:16:10

-Little lies! There's no harm in it!

-Not important things(!)

-No.

0:16:100:16:13

Not important things, if you're watching.

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Not important things, boyfriend. Erm...

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-So close, very close...

-Yeah.

-..yet very far.

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No investment from Lord Sugar, but he does have this advice for you.

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Jessica was very enthusiastic, good at sales,

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and got on quite well with the people around her.

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Jessica's business plan, when you dived into it,

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I don't think she'd really covered all aspects of the things

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that have to be done to make it work.

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I'm sure she doesn't need me to tell her this,

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but she just basically does need to take a deep breath,

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think through what you've got to say first of all.

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I think, if she does that,

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together with enhancing her own business, she'll do quite well.

0:16:510:16:56

Advice you can use?

0:16:580:16:59

Definitely. No, yeah, to be fair, he hit the nail on the head. Erm...

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I would just get so nervous, and then I just used to waffle.

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But, Lord Sugar made his decision -

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but does our panel think it's the right one?

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-Ricky?

-Based on that business plan, it was the right decision.

-Yeah.

0:17:110:17:14

-Matt?

-I'm sad to see you go.

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I think you're one of the best Apprentice candidates of all time...

0:17:150:17:18

-Oh, my God! Thank you!

-..but, I think, on this occasion,

0:17:180:17:20

right decision.

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I disagree. I think you'll be able to buy these people one day.

0:17:210:17:24

You're my new PF - personal fave.

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So, it's time to find out what our audience thinks.

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If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "Fired".

0:17:320:17:34

If you disagree, hold up "Hired," now, please.

0:17:340:17:37

-That's tight. That is close.

-It's definitely hired, Rhod.

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I think you might be right. I think you might be...

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I like the way you wore a suggestive green dress,

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to try and subliminally project your messages.

0:17:460:17:49

-It is green! The dress worked, ladies and gentlemen.

-Woohoo!

0:17:490:17:52

-I love you all!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:17:520:17:54

They disagree with Lord Sugar.

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-Jessica, thanks for coming on the show.

-Oh, thank you.

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You've been a wonderful sport, and a fantastic candidate to watch,

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Let's have a look at your highlights.

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People say I'm like the female version of Jim Carrey.

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I believe it's cos I'm quite animated with my face,

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and a bit crazy with my hands.

0:18:090:18:11

Wah! Action! Hello!

0:18:110:18:13

Whoa!

0:18:140:18:16

That looks ridiculous.

0:18:160:18:18

Whoa!

0:18:180:18:19

Jessica is the biggest bundle of energy I have ever met

0:18:190:18:24

in my life, and my God, she's lovely.

0:18:240:18:27

High five me now, honey!

0:18:270:18:29

Jessica - an absolute bundle of joy to be around.

0:18:290:18:32

Whoo!

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She is an amazing woman.

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Choose your concept, then we'll think of the ideas around.

0:18:350:18:38

I can see you eyeing them up! Use your common sense. Ooh, OK.

0:18:380:18:42

Hello!

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Jessica, unfortunately, Lord Sugar didn't put you through

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to the final two, but nobody goes away from here empty-handed.

0:18:510:18:54

We have got for you... Very early in this process,

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you established yourself as a master of physical comedy.

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The world knows and loves you as the female Jim Carrey.

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Oh, I'm dreading this!

0:19:020:19:04

Your signature joke from that very first episode

0:19:040:19:07

-was the fantastic fake vase drop.

-Oh, yes!

0:19:070:19:10

And we thought we would get you something that allows you

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-to do your very own fake vase drop, wherever...

-Oh, thanks.

0:19:140:19:17

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

0:19:170:19:20

Whoa! Oh, shit!

0:19:200:19:21

Oh, I'm gutted!

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I'll treasure it forever.

0:19:350:19:37

We'll bag that up and have it sent on to a forwarding address.

0:19:370:19:39

-Oh, thanks.

-Ladies and gentlemen, Jessica Cunningham.

-Oh, thank you.

0:19:390:19:43

APPLAUSE

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Well, with Grainne and Jessica gone,

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there were just three candidates left,

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and only two seats booked in Lord Sugar's limo to final city,

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and it was poor Frances who headed off home in a black cab.

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Frances, this idea is not scalable. I want a big business.

0:20:000:20:05

I wish you the best of luck, but I'm not going to be investing in you.

0:20:050:20:09

-You're fired.

-Thank you. Good luck, guys. All the best.

0:20:090:20:13

Please welcome Frances Bishop. APPLAUSE

0:20:190:20:23

-So, first question always - how are you feeling now?

-Pretty good, yeah.

0:20:320:20:36

-I'm OK, I'm over it. I'm all right.

-Are you?

-Yeah.

0:20:360:20:38

-You're over it?

-Yeah, I'm over it. I'm over it.

0:20:380:20:39

You said in the taxi you have a bright f... What was it you said?

0:20:390:20:42

"A bright, brilliant future"?

0:20:420:20:44

-Yeah. I mean...

-You still feeling chipper?

-Yeah! I, you know...

0:20:440:20:47

Lord Sugar even said himself I've got a good business,

0:20:470:20:50

and that was known throughout the process.

0:20:500:20:52

And I love my business, and I love what I do,

0:20:520:20:55

and I can't wait to get started.

0:20:550:20:58

-Yeah. Oh, well, crack on.

-Yeah, get on.

0:20:580:21:00

Er, well, ex-karate champion Frances

0:21:000:21:03

was the third and final candidate to get the chop this week,

0:21:030:21:06

so let's see how it happened.

0:21:060:21:08

You put in your application that you're really disorganised,

0:21:080:21:11

and your filing is in your handbag.

0:21:110:21:13

So, I previously had a business partner.

0:21:130:21:16

She did the accounts and the figure side.

0:21:160:21:18

Good. Well, I can see you miss her.

0:21:180:21:21

Your business plan says you've got two stores. You actually had three.

0:21:210:21:26

This business plan is trying to pretend that the mistakes

0:21:260:21:29

that you've made, they don't matter.

0:21:290:21:31

Well, they do matter.

0:21:310:21:33

Matt, did Frances sell herself...?

0:21:330:21:34

You seem very honest at times,

0:21:340:21:36

forgive me, but you were sort of, "Oh, I'm horrific at figures,

0:21:360:21:38

"I'm totally disorganised, all my filing's in my handbag" -

0:21:380:21:41

was that the most sensible thing to do, or was it...?

0:21:410:21:44

Well, I don't know. I think you're possibly too nice, Frances.

0:21:440:21:46

-That's the thing.

-Aw!

0:21:460:21:47

You're too nice, you're too honest about these things.

0:21:470:21:49

The whole point of The Apprentice is you're meant to go on and say

0:21:490:21:52

that you're going to be a billion dollar unicorn, you know?

0:21:520:21:54

-Yeah, yeah.

-Which is obviously the carpet standpoint.

0:21:540:21:57

I think to go on and say, "I'm human, I've made mistakes" -

0:21:570:21:59

I find that endearing, and that makes you seem trustworthy.

0:21:590:22:02

But, I guess in a situation where you're trying to fight

0:22:020:22:04

against all those other people, who aren't taking that approach,

0:22:040:22:07

it's a little bit difficult.

0:22:070:22:08

-Sara, what's your CV like?

-Oh!

0:22:080:22:10

Does it lean to the over-honest, or the over-embellished?

0:22:100:22:13

I think maybe, similarly to Frances, my CV does have the truth on it.

0:22:130:22:17

Like, it does have all the places I have worked,

0:22:170:22:20

but also I'm always hoping that they do not ring any of those places,

0:22:200:22:23

and find out why they fired me.

0:22:230:22:24

Over to our interviewers - Linda, Frances said, and I quote,

0:22:260:22:31

"They tore me a new one".

0:22:310:22:32

-Was that the intention?

-Not at all, I think I was very kind to Frances.

0:22:340:22:39

LAUGHTER

0:22:390:22:41

Love you, Linda. Now.

0:22:410:22:43

Let's look back at the process.

0:22:430:22:45

Matt, on the virtual reality task,

0:22:450:22:47

Frances had a real problem with suspending disbelief.

0:22:470:22:49

I mean, we can see it here. There were certain elements of it...

0:22:490:22:53

I mean, we were dealing with a virtual reality,

0:22:530:22:55

we were in space, we were badgers.

0:22:550:22:57

Frances was fine with most things,

0:22:570:22:58

but seemed to have a problem with one thing.

0:22:580:23:00

The branding is frankly pathetic.

0:23:000:23:03

What planet are they on? I mean, he's got a bloody quiff.

0:23:030:23:06

The badger's got a quiff! It's just embarrassing.

0:23:060:23:08

It's utterly embarrassing.

0:23:080:23:11

-I was very angry, wasn't I?

-I know!

0:23:110:23:13

The one big problem you had was the badger's hairdo. I couldn't quite...

0:23:130:23:16

Would it have been all right if he'd had a centre parting?

0:23:160:23:18

-Was it...?

-Yeah, I mean, I draw the line...

0:23:180:23:20

Or a Rachel, would that have been all right?

0:23:200:23:22

No, I just drew the line at a quiff.

0:23:220:23:23

I just think that you were in a bad mood about that badger,

0:23:230:23:26

because it seemed like Courtney and Jessica had just gone off,

0:23:260:23:28

had a lovely time, gone, "What's the craziest thing we can think of?

0:23:280:23:31

"A badger in space. That'll do, let's have the afternoon off."

0:23:310:23:34

And, actually, it was a good idea, as everyone said, in the end.

0:23:340:23:37

You've got to get on board with that quiff now, surely.

0:23:370:23:39

Yeah, I'm going to have to.

0:23:390:23:41

I mean, you know, I won a task, so I have to get on board with it,

0:23:410:23:44

cos I actually did win one, finally.

0:23:440:23:47

Well, Frances, unfortunately Lord Sugar won't be investing in you,

0:23:470:23:51

-as you know.

-No.

-But he does have this advice for your future.

0:23:510:23:54

Frances started her own business, and she had multiple shops,

0:23:550:23:59

actually, and employed people already,

0:23:590:24:02

and I think that is very commendable.

0:24:020:24:05

Frances needs to stick to what she knows.

0:24:050:24:07

I think she needs to scale it up a bit.

0:24:070:24:09

She's got a great concept there, very determined young lady,

0:24:090:24:13

and I know that she will succeed

0:24:130:24:15

if she focuses primarily on building her business up.

0:24:150:24:20

-Focus on scaling it up. Is that the plan?

-Yeah. Erm...

0:24:220:24:26

Next year, I want to open an additional two more shops,

0:24:260:24:29

and then get a warehouse, and...

0:24:290:24:32

Yeah, smash it!

0:24:320:24:33

-Big plans. Smash it!

-Yeah, smash it!

0:24:330:24:35

Well, Frances, Lord Sugar made his decision,

0:24:350:24:37

but does our panel think it was the right one? Ricky?

0:24:370:24:40

I'd LIKE to disagree.

0:24:400:24:42

I actually think that the investment wasn't right for you

0:24:420:24:44

and your business proposition, either, so based upon that fact,

0:24:440:24:47

it was the right decision.

0:24:470:24:48

-Matt?

-Despite losing most of the tasks,

0:24:480:24:52

you have been incredibly consistent, and I think...

0:24:520:24:54

-LAUGHTER

-No, no, but I mean as...

0:24:540:24:57

Cos as a force for good on the teams that you've been on,

0:24:570:25:01

I think you probably should have been in that final.

0:25:010:25:04

-Aw!

-Yeah!

-OK.

-I agree.

0:25:040:25:08

Joyful, joyful Frances in the final.

0:25:080:25:10

So, that's what our panel thinks.

0:25:100:25:12

Let's see what the audience thinks, though.

0:25:120:25:13

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired".

0:25:130:25:15

If you disagree, hold up "hired", now, please. There's a lot of red.

0:25:150:25:19

I think it's... I think it's red, though.

0:25:210:25:23

-It is fired. I've had it officially, ladies and gentlemen.

-No!

0:25:230:25:25

It is fired, I'm afraid.

0:25:250:25:26

It was a good - lot of green - but I'm afraid there was more red.

0:25:260:25:30

But no-one leaves here empty handed. I have a lovely gift for you.

0:25:300:25:34

You did seem to have a problem with a badger...

0:25:340:25:38

-with a quiff.

-Yeah.

0:25:380:25:39

So I thought I would restore equilibrium,

0:25:390:25:41

put everything back right with the world -

0:25:410:25:43

a badger that won't disturb you,

0:25:430:25:44

that won't frighten you, that won't worry you.

0:25:440:25:47

You've got a beautiful badger...

0:25:470:25:49

LAUGHTER

0:25:490:25:51

..with a really sensible ladies' business haircut.

0:25:510:25:54

-Oh, I love it!

-APPLAUSE

0:25:540:25:56

A good old-fashioned...

0:25:570:26:00

no-nonsense...

0:26:000:26:02

Frances, thanks for coming on the show. You've been a great sport.

0:26:020:26:05

Let's have a look at your highlights.

0:26:050:26:06

I'm an ex world karate champion,

0:26:060:26:08

and I'm really not afraid of a fight.

0:26:080:26:10

SHE SCREAMS

0:26:100:26:12

If this goes badly wrong, I'm holding you personally responsible.

0:26:130:26:16

Frances is very clever.

0:26:160:26:17

She's very credible, she excelled in every task.

0:26:170:26:20

-Just make some decisions.

-OK...

0:26:200:26:21

Tell us what you want us to do, and we'll do it for you.

0:26:210:26:24

I really enjoy working with you.

0:26:240:26:27

I absolutely love Frances. You know, Frances is a little fireball.

0:26:270:26:30

She has a massive heart,

0:26:300:26:31

and she was a pleasure to be around in the house.

0:26:310:26:34

-Mm.

-Mm.

0:26:350:26:36

I think that's really lovely.

0:26:360:26:38

Smashed it!

0:26:400:26:42

Ladies and gentlemen, Frances Bishop.

0:26:420:26:44

APPLAUSE

0:26:440:26:46

And also, please thank tonight's Apprentice fans and guests,

0:26:490:26:51

Ricky Martin, Matt Edmondson, and Sara Pascoe,

0:26:510:26:54

and the men and women of Lord Sugar's right hand -

0:26:540:26:56

interviewers Mike Soutar, Claudine Collins, and Linda Plant.

0:26:560:26:59

APPLAUSE

0:26:590:27:02

Cor, if I had a drum, I would roll it, because, ladies and gents,

0:27:020:27:05

next week it is the final.

0:27:050:27:06

Courtney and Alana are going to lock horns

0:27:060:27:09

in the culmination of their 12-week battle

0:27:090:27:11

to win Lord Sugar's investment.

0:27:110:27:13

Here is a sneak preview of how they got on.

0:27:130:27:15

So, for your final task, I want you to launch your businesses.

0:27:150:27:19

-SHE SCREAMS

-Are you OK?

0:27:190:27:21

I'm so glad you guys are back.

0:27:210:27:23

Bingo Bongo or Ringo Dingo.

0:27:230:27:25

Those are the kind of words that really engage people.

0:27:250:27:27

I'm a little bit concerned.

0:27:290:27:30

I like it.

0:27:300:27:31

What's your favourite animal?

0:27:310:27:33

"Gooey" is a really nice word.

0:27:330:27:35

They're rubbish.

0:27:380:27:40

Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

0:27:400:27:42

What time to you have to go home?

0:27:420:27:43

What are you hoping to achieve?

0:27:430:27:44

-Oh.

-It is weird, isn't it?

0:27:440:27:46

You melt my heart.

0:27:470:27:49

Do I scream luxury?

0:27:490:27:51

Just cos it's luxurious doesn't mean it has to be dull.

0:27:510:27:53

Bottom line - I'm pissed off.

0:27:530:27:55

It's all a bit real, isn't it?

0:27:550:27:57

HUMMING

0:27:570:27:59

It's a tough one.

0:27:590:28:00

You're going to be my business partner.

0:28:020:28:04

Yes, ladies and gents,

0:28:040:28:05

we're on the cusp of the final of The Apprentice 2016.

0:28:050:28:08

This Sunday, Courtney and Alana will leave the house

0:28:080:28:11

unfeasibly early one last time,

0:28:110:28:13

to battle it out for that massive investment, and afterwards,

0:28:130:28:16

on You're Hired, I'll be talking to both of them, one a winner,

0:28:160:28:19

and one not, as well as Lord Sugar himself.

0:28:190:28:22

So, join us for a two-hour Apprentice extravaganza,

0:28:220:28:24

this Sunday the 18th, BBC One, 9pm.

0:28:240:28:27

See you then. Goodnight.

0:28:270:28:29

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