Advertising - Cars The Apprentice: You're Fired

I'm not impressed with any of you.

This is a bloody shambles. You didn't follow the money.

I've got two teams here, and they're both rubbish.

You're fired.

You're fired.

You're fired.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good evening.

Good evening, and welcome to The Apprentice - You're Fired.

I'm Rhod Gilbert.

This week saw our candidates driving full-throttle

into the world of car advertising.

Tasked with launching a campaign for a brand-new model,

Team Vitality plumped for a zippy, twenty-something crowd,

while Graphene opted for an older target audience -

about 1,000 years older, as it happened. LAUGHTER

Later on and back in the present day, a reluctant Elizabeth

agreed to release one of the geese she'd taken from the Norman village.

I will let it go, but I feel it's a mistake.

LAUGHTER

Here to help us figure out who went from 0-60 in record time

and whose wheels fell off before they left the forecourt,

please welcome tonight's panel of Apprentice fans and guests -

advertising guru and CEO

of creative agency Above and Beyond Zaid Al-Zaidy,

TV presenter Gaby Roslin,

and comedian Katy Brand. Welcome to You're Fired.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Zaid, welcome back.

How do you think it went this time?

Well, I think, in truth, buying a new car is a massive deal.

After a house, it's probably

the most important purchase you'll ever make.

Quite frankly, I don't think either team were able to create the appeal

or desire that I think you'd want to feel as a buyer.

-ALL:

-Ooh!

Harsh straight out the blocks there from Zaid.

-Gaby, did you enjoy this week?

-I really did.

I agreed with Lord Sugar at the end.

It sounded like a piece of stretchy underwear

that I might borrow, in a skin-tight black dress.

-You're talking Expando?

-Expando, yes.

We will come on to Expando a little later. Katy?

I love tasks like this.

I always love a task on The Apprentice which is

kind of vaguely connected to what I do anyway,

-cos then I can the extra judgmental.

-LAUGHTER

Just sort of really sit there tutting from my armchair.

-"I wouldn't do it like that."

-LAUGHTER

So I've directed things, I work in TV and film and things like that,

so this was excellent - I could ramp up my judgmental to 11,

-and I certainly did.

-LAUGHTER

We will be discussing this week's task in more detail

when we meet the seventh candidate to be fired.

But first...

BELL TOLLS

..in Apprentice news tonight,

Andrew is worried his new metal jumper will slow him down...

I'm just worried about...about the time.

LAUGHTER

..the hideous truth about Emmerdale finally dawns on Elizabeth...

Do you think this is a...

..pretend village?

LAUGHTER

..a cruel hypnotist primes James to go into a deep sleep

whenever he hears the words "let them walk all over you"...

Let them walk all over you.

LAUGHTER

..and Joanna puts in her entry for vaguest boast of the series.

I've also done a lot of doing.

LAUGHTER

And that's tonight's Apprentice news.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, despite Sajan's best efforts to drive off into the sunset,

roof down with this perfectly-coiffed quiff

stoically holding firm in the wind,

Lord Sugar decided he'd run out of gas and booked him a taxi home.

Sajan, in this task, I have not seen anything from you.

And so, Sajan...

you're fired.

I appreciate the opportunity. Thanks so much.

All the best, guys.

Please welcome, Sajan Shah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Grab a seat. CHEERING CONTINUES

Listen to that.

-Listen to that response.

-It's good, isn't it?

That's got to feel good?

-It does.

-That feels good, doesn't it?

There was no boos in there.

-You said you were gutted - are you gutted?

-Yeah.

I still felt I had a longer way to go.

But definitely gutted to lose on a task that I thought, you know,

I tried to be creative.

LAUGHTER

I am creative.

LAUGHTER

And I did a good job on it,

-actually.

-Do you think?

-Yeah. No, no.

I'm blagging my way through this now. No, I didn't. I didn't.

I didn't think you would go this week, though.

Did you think you would go?

I didn't think so, because there was four of us that were brought

back into the bottom three, and I felt, "Oh..."

-LAUGHTER

-Bottom four.

-I know what you mean.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Same thing.

-Four of you were in the bottom three this week.

-Yeah.

Elizabeth being brought in, I was like, "Oh, here we go.

"Elizabeth, you're gone." And then, "Sajan, you're fired."

Cos at that point you must have thought,

"Great, there's more people here, I've got less chance of going."

Yeah. I became complacent, which is a bad thing in the boardroom.

Do you think you could have fought harder in the boardroom and stayed, then?

In hindsight, I wish I could have changed it a little bit.

But, you know, in that bottom three,

I fought what I could, and I said what I could do.

But, at that moment I was just like, "Sajan, say something.

-"I'm creative, Lord Sugar," and that was it.

-LAUGHTER

That was the only thing that came out.

Zaid, did you think it was going to be a double, triple,

even quadruple firing?

Yeah, I thought a mass firing would have been fair.

I think James, quite frankly, got away with it.

He didn't lead the team at all. Happy to take the back seat.

I loved the way in the boardroom he said, "Look, I've done a great job

"by putting the experts in their various roles,"

but, equally, he did nothing to coordinate the team,

join up the dots. He definitely deserved to go.

-Oh, thank you.

-Gaby, four of them in there - were you surprised?

I was completely surprised. It was one of those times when I went...

-SHE GASPS

-"No!"

I have to say, I completely agree with you as well - it was not...

-It shouldn't have been you.

-Thank you.

-And you are creative - look at the way you're dressed.

-I know.

-And the quiff?

-The hair.

It's very good.

Katy, Sajan, week seven - that's not bad going.

How long do you reckon you'd last in there?

I feel like I'd be two extremes -

I'd either be gone in week one, or I'd win the whole thing.

LAUGHTER

And there's literally nothing in between.

Like, really nothing in between.

I'd like to thank you as well. I was slightly worried my shirt

-was a bit low-cut, but you've come out...

-LAUGHTER

I feel a lot better about the whole thing, to be honest.

Mine's slightly bigger, though, as well.

Yeah, if anyone's going to be objectified here tonight,

it's going to be you.

-LAUGHTER

-Thanks.

Sajan, you've been strong on negotiations -

really strong, I thought, over the weeks.

You got a chance to stretch your creative legs here,

and then Lord Sugar said you're not creative.

Do you know, I felt some of the boys have got on to this process

and quite far without showing that creative side.

At least I've tried to show it with the mood board.

-I mean, that was bad...

-LAUGHTER

To be honest, I wouldn't have brought that up.

LAUGHTER

This is the problem. This is why I got fired.

I bring the wrong creative ideas to the table.

In sixth form, my drama teacher said, "Sajan, you're not creative."

But I didn't listen.

What, just out of the blue? LAUGHTER

Just passing you outside the school, "You're not creative, mate."

-I used to do...

-What a strange thing for a teacher to tell you.

I did a lot of acting, right? And when we used to do acting

I used to like to be really creative with it,

and some people never understood it.

LAUGHTER

-There's quite a lot of people now.

-Yeah.

LAUGHTER

-They're mounting up, aren't they, the people who...?

-Yeah, yeah.

Despite Sajan's thrilling directorial debut,

Team Graphene's Norman conquest came unstuck,

and their campaign hits the skids.

Less William the Conqueror, and more Ethelred the Unready.

Let's see where it all went wrong.

-Sajan, you were supposed to be the director.

-That's correct.

OK, God knows what that was supposed to be.

As director, I will let him know, "You need to give me the free reins

"to make sure that I execute this well."

First we want this wide shot, just to set the scene where we are.

Four scenes to be shot this morning, four only.

I think we've got 20-plus.

I do like this shot. It is a nice shot.

That's just a shot of the environment.

Right, you need to tell me what we are doing, cos I'm not sure.

I'm good at being creative.

-And, actually, I did it...

-You can't just say it

because you fancy saying it.

I could say I'm good at brain surgery, but I'm not.

LAUGHTER

So the location wasn't the quaint chocolate box sort of village

that you were maybe expecting.

What went through your mind when you rocked up at that place?

I genuinely felt like I hit puberty. I had no idea what to do.

LAUGHTER

No idea what to do.

I genuinely had no idea what to do.

Are those the two times in your life...?

Two times in your life you've not known what to do -

one, hitting puberty, "I remember that day well,"

-two, rocking up at that Norman village.

-Yeah.

Honestly, I didn't even look at Elizabeth,

I didn't even look at James,

I looked out the window and thought, "What are we going to do with this?"

Bearing in mind I was going to be the director,

I had a set I can work with.

You could bring the best director from Hollywood,

he still wouldn't know what to do with it. Yeah?

Steven Spielberg might have an issue with that.

LAUGHTER

May I just ask something?

There was the bit where you were looking through pictures,

and one of the pictures was the Norman village with a shield

at the front and a dead body hanging on...

Did you not know that the picture meant that you might go there?

LAUGHTER

I kind of left it in Elizabeth's hand.

I wasn't the project manager - James should have made a call on that

and said, "Do you know what? We shouldn't be going there."

Elizabeth was the one setting out the storyline, so she should have

potentially pointed out, actually, the storyline wouldn't work here.

Especially when she said, you know, she's a mother leaving the house.

I kind of had to work with it.

She talked about being a mother leaving the house.

Before they went there, Katy,

-Elizabeth said, "We're doing a family car ad, we've got to be in a family home."

-Yup.

Do you think it mattered that the family had moved out 1,000 years earlier?

I thought when they turned up, are they going to embroider an advert

and add it to the Bayeux tapestry? Is that the plan?

They did try to go with humour, though.

You're a comedian, you've directed comedies...

Thank you, Rhod, thank you.

-Did you find it funny?

-I did, actually.

I have to say, I might be entirely alone on this,

-but I rather liked your advert.

-Thank you.

I thought you did a good job.

Zaid, advertising expert.

Car ads are often a little bit out there, a little bit surreal,

sometimes more playing on emotional things

rather than the practicalities of a car.

If you think, you know, the average car probably costs £15,000,

you want to feel like you're buying something for £15,000,

so surrealism is used to project a really aspirational world,

to draw you in. I think the only thing...

In this sense, this wasn't surrealism, it was one big mistake.

AUDIENCE GASPS

I don't think you get people to spend 15 grand

through that kind of comedy.

I think you need to create some kind of appeal,

and I'm afraid you just didn't achieve it.

You got really into the directing, it has to be said.

The mise en scene, you were talking about, you got really into it.

When we got there, I realised whatever we'd planned initially

might not be funny any more, so instead of doing eight shots,

I did 26 to try and get more about the car,

and less about the village.

But, somehow, the village still kept staying there in the background,

-it didn't move away.

-Yeah.

Well, Sajan may have got himself fired, but there was one person

who got herself everything else-d on this task.

-May I suggest that there's a woman on the TV advert?

-Yes.

-Elizabeth, you came up with the conceptual idea.

-Yeah.

Then you were the lead actress.

Right, so, let me set the scene.

I'm completely stressed, trying to get to work,

I've got a business trip to go on.

Get out of the way, get out of the way!

I've got an idea with the music as well.

And then it goes dum-de-dum, du-du-du-du! It goes like that.

I can smell Elizabeth all over this.

The failure of the task clearly was the video, and if she took on every

single role of that then clearly she's responsible.

Different day, same reliable car.

Do you want me to do it as well and try between us?

Stop, cut it there, and go to boom, boom, boom-ba-boom boom!

It wasn't the Elizabeth show, Lord Sugar, I-I...

Well, it sounds like it was.

-Was it the Elizabeth show?

-100%.

LAUGHTER

So, what was it like working with her?

She is an interesting character.

She is who she is.

It kind of works in her industry where she's selling flowers

because she can basically force people to buy her flowers.

But she can be quite hard work sometimes.

Gaby, Joanna said, "I can smell Elizabeth on all of this."

Very happy to smell Elizabeth anywhere, quite frankly.

-I think she's wonderful.

-Do you?

She makes me laugh.

And she wasn't too much of a bully.

Just a little bit bullish.

You know, she wants her idea to get across, but I thought she was great,

and I loved the way you two worked together.

I just wanted James to say something and do something,

and bring the two groups together.

James was supposed to be project managing this, Katy.

But Elizabeth was sort of like a heckler.

Yes, well, usually the advice is when you're heckled

to sort of invite the heckler to participate.

Nothing will shut a heckler up quicker

than offering them the microphone.

I feel in Elizabeth's case, that probably wouldn't work.

James became project manager,

and then immediately forgot he was project manager,

so he almost seemed quite happy to let her take over.

I'm a fan of Elizabeth as well.

You don't think she was the one that got away this week?

No, I don't think she was. I was sort of amazed

that she was brought back into the boardroom like that.

I thought through the episode that she would say a suggestion,

she does say it forcefully, which some people have an issue with,

and then she'd say, "All right, if you want to do that. I think

you're completely wrong, but let's just shut up and get on with it."

I think she's pretty good.

I feel like I've been Elizabeth in many circumstances,

so I have a bit of a soft spot.

She's like my spirit animal, Elizabeth.

In the pitch, when the client asked about the disconnect

between the TV ad and the poster ads,

Elizabeth for the first time was quite happy to go, over to you!

There's a lovely moment. Let's have a look at Bushra's reaction.

It's more Bushra to answer this question.

That was brilliant. It was like she was looking to see

who the next person along the line was to pass the buck to.

Zaid, Lord Sugar said that, as project manager,

James was like a passenger in a taxi who knew it was going the wrong way.

What do you do in business, if you find yourself in that situation?

I think as a good business leader you need to have 360 degree vision.

You have got to be a couple of steps ahead of where you are,

you've got to be able to look behind,

look at your team players, and keep your eye on the ball.

I think he was just an arbiter, a peacemaker,

he was facilitating everyone's point of view.

He never stood his ground, and he never moved the decision-making

in the right way, he never moved the project forward.

Let's talk about the branding, and the name and the car a little bit.

-It was Joanna's idea to call it Expando.

-Oh, no!

It sounds like a packet of condoms.

LAUGHTER

Wow!

-Gaby, you didn't like the name Expando?

-Oh, no! Expando?!

"What's your new car?" I bought an Expando!

I mean, it is sexual, it's just strange!

-Zaid, were you a fan of the name Expando?

-Not really.

I think, again, you want to create a sense of desire.

It sounded pretty off-putting to me.

They were trying to get the idea of an expanded family, I guess.

I think this idea of putting a mirror up to people

and going, "You have a dreadful life, this is going to help

you deal with your life", is such an uninspiring kind of approach.

I wanted something with a bit more lift, a bit more energy.

Did you prefer the other concept,

-a zippy, getaway for the 20-something, Miami?

-I did.

In a way, it was a bit cheesy,

but at least it was aiming for something big.

It was trying to take you away from the everyday.

The idea that you'll go somewhere better in this vehicle I think

spoke to the target audience well, it was a bit more aspirational.

Definitely going the right way.

Katy, what do you look for in a car when you're buying a car?

Cup-holders.

No, I am really, really keen on there being an individual

cup-holder for every possible person in the car.

I don't want to share cup-holders.

All my cars have been second-hand, including the one I drive now.

I basically totally missed out

on about two decades' worth of car technology.

If it's got a CD player, I'm excited!

Sajan, a lot of the feedback was that the TV ad, the Norman village,

and the poster campaign with the building blocks, didn't marry up.

No, I completely agree, and that probably

comes from the fact that there was a lack of leadership.

Expando was very different to what we showed in the video.

The video's different to what the slogan was showing...

Yeah. It was bollocks, is what you're trying to say.

LAUGHTER

-Yes...

-Sometimes you've got to summarise in this job.

Well, back at the house,

the boys share grooming tips in front of the mirror most mornings.

Oh, no.

Let's see what goes on behind the closed doors

of the sanctuary that is The Apprentice bathroom.

To be honest...

LAUGHTER

..so I thought I'd do a nice face mask tonight,

do my hair really nice in the morning...

Do you think we should do Jarjue before she goes on?

What, facemask, bath, nails...

If this doesn't scream professionalism,

I don't know what does.

APPLAUSE

Er, can I just apologise to my mum and dad first?

Do you know what? We had to bond. Um...

OK! Let's talk about the other team, Vitality, a little bit.

Anisa said that she wanted a creative task this week,

-she certainly got one.

-She's great at what she does.

She's nice, she comes across great I guess, as well, but she's smart.

Zaid, Sarah said Anisa was a bit too PR, a bit too waffly.

-Did you think that was fair?

-I didn't think it was fair at all.

She was trying to galvanise the room into contributing good ideas,

and I think in every creative process there's

a moment where you need to think big and you need to go on a bit

but, equally, you need to know when to stop and focus it in

and the other guys just weren't interested,

so I think it was a bit unfair.

Yeah, but, as you said, she had loads of ideas in that room,

she was practically making her way around the whole of the wall,

I thought she would go round the whole office writing things down.

But it's when she got into the pitch when she admitted her mistakes.

That quite threw me.

"No, you're right, that was rubbish."

It was hilarious.

Did anybody find that they thought was a car rental? Yes, they did!

LAUGHTER

Did anybody say they thought it was for a holiday? Yes, they did!

Did you enjoy the pitch?

I found her weirdly charming.

It was so non... So unexpected in this process

to see people just doing that.

It was like she wasn't aware that she was in The Apprentice.

Like she'd sort of wandered in.

And as if she'd completely forgotten any role she'd had in it

up to that point.

It was like she was just seeing it fresh and going, "Yes, awful!".

"Wow, who the hell did this?! Shall we have a drink?"

It was literally, like...

-She was very human in that moment.

-Yeah, I really liked it.

She did seem to yes, forget what her role was supposed to be.

Backstage, of course, behind the scenes,

the others watching her, sort of not quite...

At one point, I think someone said, "Someone take her down."!

LAUGHTER

Which seems a bit extreme.

Michaela, Zaid, she project managed Vitality this week.

Is she one to watch, do you think?

Yeah, I've been watching her progress through the competition,

and I've generally been on her side.

This time, I heard her shut down Andrew quite a lot

because she perceived him to not be part of the bull's-eye

target market, therefore why should I listen to you?

I thought that was a bit controlling and a bit unfair.

I think she admitted that he was beginning to wind her up,

-so I thought it was more convenient for her just to sideline him.

-Yes.

While Graphene chose family,

Team Vitality went for fun-loving twenty-somethings

with Andrew and his lady chums, roof back, sunglasses on,

and heading for a beach over 4,000 miles away.

Ooh, what about Miami?

# Party in the city where the heat is on

# All night on the beach till the break of dawn

-# Welcome to... #.

-Miami.

# Bienvenidos a Miami

# Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on

# All night, on the beach till the break of dawn

-# I'm going... #

-To Miami.

-# Welcome to... #

-Miami.

# Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on

# All night, on the beach till the break of dawn

-# I'm... #

-Going to Miami.

# Welcome to Miami... #

Does it have to be so literal with the name?

The car name is Miami.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

-Katy, Siobhan said of Michaela, it's her way or the highway.

-Mmm.

-Is she difficult to work with, do you think?

-Well, I don't know.

I like Michaela, and I thought we saw this sort of glimmer of humility

at the end where she talked about how she knows her accent's very broad,

and she's worried about how that would come across,

and these little bits of vulnerability.

I find the glasses confusing, I'm not going to lie.

Why confusing?

Well, is it deliberate, is it like a costume?

I think she's really professional.

It didn't really bother me, her shutting the others down, to some extent,

because I think on this particular task

she rightly identified their target market.

So when the other idea came in about the boy in the house,

it was like, my immediate reaction was, why are we having a boy

at the centre of this when this is a car marketed at women?

And she, rightly I think, brought it back -

the focus on the woman buying the car, not the boy.

-Did they under-use Andrew, did you think, Gaby?

-I really like Andrew.

I wish he'd been listened to a bit more.

But a night out with Michaela and Elizabeth, please!

Oh, thanks!

LAUGHTER

All right, Sajan!

-You can come too.

-It's Gaby, Elizabeth, Michaela and you.

-Thank you.

-Jade has an interesting technique for visualising things.

Yes, it was quite incredible, wasn't it?

"I've just got to visualise things.".

Do you have to do that all the time?!

The best bit was when, at the end,

one of the others said, "Turn on surround sound",

-she was like...

-LAUGHTER

Are you unable to function, unless you can visualise...?

If she ever does get fired, he's going to say, "You're fired,"

and she'll go...

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Just sort of acting it all out!

In the advertising world where you work with creatives,

you must see a lot of that kind of...

I actually, to date, haven't seen an lot of it, to be honest.

I think it takes body language to a whole new level.

Are you a fan of the Harrison, Gaby?

Actually, I was quite disappointed with him this week.

I want to see more from him, and I think he's got more to give.

That's frustrating. I actually do talk at the screen.

I don't know if anybody else does, but every time it's on

I have a whole conversation with them and they can't hear me.

And I was telling him, "Do more! Come on! A bit more, Harrison."

He didn't hear me, funnily enough.

Harrison certainly wouldn't be the first to pose an eyebrow raiser

in this series of The Apprentice,

but he certainly joined their ranks this week, and it was a belter.

Bye, good luck.

Gone Medieval.

They didn't have cars then, did they?

Unfortunately, Lord Sugar's decided not to invest in you,

but he does have this advice for your future.

Sajan, I think you have to take your hat off to him,

he quit his job in HR to come and join the process

cos he was so confident that he would do well.

But he put himself forward as a creative genius,

but he produced a chaotic television advert.

What I noticed of Sajan throughout the process

was that he's not short of coming up with ideas

and putting things forward, which is a good thing.

But what he would need to learn to do in business

is to make sure that he can adapt when situations change.

Mixed review, some nice stuff, a bit chaotic, lots of good ideas.

Look, Lord Sugar is the reason I entered this process,

I wanted to learn from a mentor, so I'll take his advice on board.

Yeah. What was your business plan?

My business plan was a photo booth business.

However, I now run a recruitment agency.

Lord Sugar made his decision,

but does our panel feel it was the right one? Zaid?

The wrong decision for me. James was really smooth in the boardroom.

-That's what saved him. I think they should have kept you on.

-Thank you.

-Gaby?

-Wrong decision.

-It should have been James.

-Katy?

I agree with the rest of the panel. It was the wrong decision.

I think you did adapt to a really weird new situation and did the

best you could with that advert, and you did an all right job.

Interesting from the panel. Time to see what the audience thinks.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired".

If you disagree, hold up "hired". Now, please.

Oh, wow!

Wow, look at that!

Look at that.

Sajan, I tell you what...

Big mistake, Lord Sugar.

That is as green as it gets. You are hired! Wow! It is green.

APPLAUSE

So, as you know, nobody leaves here, Sajan, empty-handed. Now then.

I thought I would get you a lovely hamper.

-Unfortunately, we let James order it and he's got you a Medieval...

-Oh!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

A Medieval hamper. There is a turnip.

We've got some mead, look at that.

You've got a 1000-year-old loaf of bread.

We've got some lovely ointments here.

Look at this, this is goose faeces hair gel.

You can use that, absolutely. That is made of genuine goose faeces.

-Is it?

-Yes.

-Urgh!

LAUGHTER

This is weasel juice. Weasel juice with a hint of stoat saliva.

"Well-known to stimulate the right hemisphere of the brain

"to unlock creativity."

That'll come in handy!

Sajan, thanks for coming on the show, you've been a great sport.

Let's have a look at your highlights.

I smell like success and a bit of money.

That is some serious swag.

If anyone can sell it, Saj can sell it!

Sajan is amazing.

He is the nicest guy I've ever met in my life.

Less.

Come on, we have to get a good price!

He's brilliant, he is absolutely hysterical.

What's eleven times three?

My reputation as a vegetarian has just gone down the drain.

I absolutely love Saj.

He never gets stressed out. He's just a blessing.

I gave them the fruits, it's now up to them to make the juice.

Take two! Oh!

I mean, I can't imagine ever living without Saj again.

Ohhh!

Ladies and gentlemen, Sajan Shah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And please also thank tonight's Apprentice fans and guests,

Zaid Al-Zaidy, Gaby Roslin, and Katy Brand.

APPLAUSE

Next week sees our candidates taking over a doggy day-care.

Who's going to be best in show, and who will end up in the doghouse?

I've organised for you to take over a doggy day-care centre.

-Look at the little one!

-Oh, he's loving it.

-Are you all right, mate?

Poo...bag. Put the two together and clean up!

Urgh, oh, God!

-Don't clump it in, though, we'll not get it back out!

-I can't help it!

Spin round. Yeah!

I've just done his bottom.

You're not having a slice of my pizza later.

-I'm doing all the work, you're just standing there.

-Do you want to swap?

-Yes!

-Andrew, can you actually physically do it?

No, we're not able to do it.

-We'll come from here to here.

-Go! Go on.

Oh!

Oh, oh!

Sit. Cry.

Here! Massive poos! Massive poos! Loads of them!

Join me next Wednesday at 10pm for more You're Fired. Good night.