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I'm not impressed with any of you. This is a bloody shambles.

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You didn't follow the money.

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I've got two teams here and they're both rubbish. You're fired.

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You're fired. You're fired.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Good grief! Good grief!

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Sorry, I mean good evening. Welcome to The Apprentice - You're Fired.

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You're fired and you're fired, as well. I'm Rhod Gilbert.

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It's only the third triple firing in Apprentice history.

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This week, Team Vitality really went to the dogs

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and Lord Sugar fired the entire boardroom.

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Back at the house, the candidates were understandably terribly upset.

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On the plus side, there's three extra portions of dinner tonight.

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-Yeah!

-Cheers.

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To help us figure out what led to such an historic meltdown,

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welcome tonight's panel of Apprentice fans and guests.

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Director of operations at Pets At Home Stuart Livingston,

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our very own Karren Brady, and comedian Hal Cruttenden,

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welcome to You're Fired.

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Stuart, a triple firing. Did you see it coming?

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I definitely didn't see it coming.

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I thought there might be a double firing,

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but, no, I think it proved to be a tricky week for all the candidates.

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-Karren?

-Yes.

-You must have seen it coming.

-I was there!

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You must, though?

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No, I don't think we ever do really know in the boardroom.

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Alan makes his own decisions.

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He listens to what Claude and I say but, ultimately,

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it's his money, it's his business, it's his relationship that he

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is going to have going forwards, so he has to go with the person

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he thinks he is going to have some amazing business with.

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And I think at this late stage in the process, he realised

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he wasn't going to have an amazing business with any of those three.

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-So I think he just said, enough!

-Hal, did you see the treble coming?

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I think it was always going to be a bad week to be in the boardroom

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when Spurs have lost to Arsenal.

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LAUGHTER

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-Ah, yes!

-Don't you think?

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We'll be reeling from this week's shocking scenes

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and meeting all three fired candidates. But first...

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BIG BEN CHIMES

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In Apprentice news tonight,

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Harrison is rushed to A&E after a stray pancake hit him in the face.

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Claude forgets to put his contact lenses in,

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but knows a Great Dane when he sees one.

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And Elizabeth describes her weekly boardroom routine to a dog.

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Sit.

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Cry.

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That was tonight's Apprentice news.

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APPLAUSE

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The very first of our three candidates to learn

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that Lord Sugar's bite was every bit as bad as his bark

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was this Yorkshire Terrier.

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You want my honest opinion?

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I think you're here maybe four or five years too early.

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I don't think you're ready yet, so, Andrew...

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..you're fired.

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Thanks for the opportunity. Cheers.

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Please welcome Andrew Brady.

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APPLAUSE

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-How are you feeling?

-I feel good. Feeling good, yeah.

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Disappointed, obviously, that I didn't win,

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but I got further than I potentially thought,

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might have undersold myself a bit.

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But, yes, feeling happy.

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How does it feel to be part of Apprentice history?

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There's not many triple firings.

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I thought them two were going to go and I'd be safe, but...

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LAUGHTER

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Stuart, did you think Andrew was going to go this week?

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I did, actually, I'm afraid to say, Andrew. I thought your time was up.

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I thought you had been given enough warnings in the past.

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I thought your behaviour wasn't exemplary.

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I thought the swearing as well was not really what you would

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expect from a partner of Lord Sugar's, really.

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Shit happens.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Karren, what could Andrew have done differently this week

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to avoid being fired?

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You do have this tendency to be a bit laddish

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and that part of you was just dying to come out,

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and it came out in this task in quite spectacular fashion.

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The swearing was unprofessional, and the attitude was unprofessional,

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but you are true to yourself,

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but not really for this process.

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Quite positive feedback, I think.

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Hal, if you were on The Apprentice,

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-you know that moment when you get fired?

-Yes.

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What would you say in that moment?

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Do you know, he always does that pause, doesn't he?

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You know he does that pause, where he goes,

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and for that reason...your fired.

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In that pause, I would resign.

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LAUGHTER

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"And for that reason..."

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I'm going! I'm resigning, you're rubbish, and I'm walking out,

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and it's all been dreadful.

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Andrew was thrust into the sub team manager role against his will,

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forced to pick up dog poo against his will,

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and then scooped up and thrown out of the process, against his will.

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Let's see where it all went wrong.

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Andrew. I did warn him about his laddish behaviour,

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and he just takes no notice whatsoever.

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What time would you like us here tomorrow?

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-Oh,

-BLEEP,

-I've just drawn on me!

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Andrew swore in front of the client.

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Oh, bloody hell.

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In this particular task, you undervalued the stately home job.

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Shall we do that for the three of us for tomorrow? I was thinking £120.

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If we were to compromise and come to about the £225 mark.

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I'm thinking more of £250.

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But isn't that more than you have just pitched?

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Andrew went back up to £250.

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It's totally unprofessional, and eventually they ended up at £200.

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I can't stand the smell of dog shit.

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You are 26 years old,

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that's equivalent to three years old in dog years.

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You're still showing immaturity, as far as I'm concerned.

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-Still showing immaturity.

-Apparently so.

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Like I said, it's the industry I come from.

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I have worked in bars for however many years,

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and now I'm working in engineering.

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It is more of a relaxed area to work in, it's quite easy to sometimes

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forget where you are, especially in, like, a boardroom with Lord Sugar.

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Karren called you a man-child!

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There were times

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when you showed quite childish behaviour for a grown man.

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Think that's the point that I was trying to make.

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Was that the main reason why Andrew was fired, do you think?

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Yes, I think so, Andrew.

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Your attitude was there, your willing was there,

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you were trying really hard, but it didn't always

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come across in the most professional and succinct way.

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And things like swearing in front of a client, not focusing

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all of the time, not being able to understand the tone of a meeting.

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So, 475, 225, 250,

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it was all just a bit over the place.

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Stuart, Pets At Home, 9,000 employees, over 400 stores,

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I believe.

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This is a massive sector, isn't it?

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Well, it is huge.

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It's worth over £11 billion a year, and there are over 8 million dogs

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in the UK, so it is a big sector and it is growing rapidly.

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Hal, where would you have fared best on this task, in the spa,

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the activity centre?

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The doggy spa thing just bothers me a little bit

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because I'm not sure whether dogs want to smell like a blueberry.

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But also, it was the image of, I think,

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the Rottweiler getting a paw-dicure.

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Just watching the shot of that Rottweiler, it was looking

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at the camera going,

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"Oh, please don't film this, please don't film this.

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"Please don't let the lads see this."

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How did you find the whole Apprentice process?

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-Did you enjoy it?

-Yes, I loved it. Absolutely loved it.

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I felt like I was back at uni again. It was great.

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I think that was the problem.

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You had your top off a lot.

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-Even I know which nipple you have got pierced.

-Which one?

-Left.

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-It is, actually!

-Karren, what was your highlight of shadowing Andrew?

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-I have two.

-Two highlights?

-No, I thought you meant piercings.

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Oh, sorry!

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LAUGHTER

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Part of me wants to know...

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-In my ear!

-Oh, in your ears, of course! Thank God for that.

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-Of course!

-What was your highlight of following Andrew?

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I think it had to be Bruges.

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"Highlight" sounds as though it was really, really excellent,

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but of course it was the opposite of excellent.

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But incredibly funny.

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Unfortunately, though,

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Lord Sugar thinks it's a bit too early for you in his process

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and he won't be investing in Andrew,

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as you know, but he does have this advice for your future.

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Andrew, young chap, well educated,

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got a good degree in Aerospace Engineering.

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Showed a lot of enthusiasm, got stuck in all the time, so, you know,

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really he's got a lot of potential for the future.

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I think the future is really the word here.

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Because I think he was a bit too early in my process

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because he showed a bit of boyishness,

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which I'm sure he will grow out of when he gets on,

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but I think he's going to do fine in his future.

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-What was your business plan?

-So, it was mobile bars and party hosting.

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-And swearing!

-Surprise, surprise!

-You say "was"?

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Yeah, I'm not going to pursue that any more.

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I'm pursuing a career in engineering management consultancy now.

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Lord Sugar made his decision, Andrew,

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but does our panel feel it was the right one? Stuart.

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Yes, I think it was the right one. I think your luck had run out, Andrew.

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-Karren, was it was the right one?

-You know my view, Andrew.

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-Impartial, I like it.

-Yeah...

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No, not impartial.

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-It's absolutely right that you left this week.

-Hal?

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No, I don't, I think you're really nice.

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You are a bit like a dog. You're very honest, he's very positive,

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you're quite embarrassing in front of strangers...

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Time to find out what our audience thinks.

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If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired".

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If you disagree, hold up "hired", please.

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-Ooo. It is red, I'm afraid, Andrew.

-A landslide.

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But, as you know, nobody leaves here empty-handed.

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Now, Lord Sugar said come back in four or five years' time.

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So, we have got you a five-year Apprentice planner.

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2022, mate, you can apply for, and win, we reckon, The Apprentice 2022.

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-That is yours to keep.

-Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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You've been a great sport, thanks for coming on the show. Let's look at your highlights.

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-Were on the up now, we're going like this.

-OK.

-Yes? Sounds good to me.

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Andrew is really good value, he's good fun.

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He picks morale up, he's never down.

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It's going to be great, I can't wait.

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-Are we going to win this?

-Yes, boss.

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We've still got some time, we need to get back out there

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and we need to start selling more. We've got ourselves an entertainer!

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Come on, Sarah!

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He's relentless in his pursuit of conversation and hype and fun.

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Hashtag poop and choose.

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Woooo!

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I thought this was going to be Jason Statham kind of stuff, and isn't.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Brady!

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APPLAUSE

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One down, two to go.

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Let's meet the second candidate to be fired in this P45 fest.

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Anisa, eight weeks and...

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I just want the opportunity to be able to show you that I can be...

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I think you've had the opportunity.

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Anisa...

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..you are fired.

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Thanks for the opportunity.

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Take care.

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Please welcome Anisa Topan!

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APPLAUSE

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Lovely to see you.

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-Hi.

-Anisa, welcome. How are you feeling?

-Gutted, obviously.

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I really wanted to be Lord Sugar's business partner,

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or at least get to the final five so I could showcase my amazing

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business plan, but I did the best I could.

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It's such a pressure cooker in there. Yes, very, very difficult.

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Lord Sugar said you've had your opportunity.

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-Did you feel like you'd had it?

-No!

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I really wanted to shine like a diamond.

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I really wanted to shine,

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but it was so difficult to shine in a place where everyone

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didn't really have faith in me,

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then I lost faith in myself, which is so unlike me in my everyday world

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so I just found it incredibly difficult to get my voice heard.

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Lord Sugar said you had a tendency to laugh when things go wrong.

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Have you laughed this off yet?

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I think I'll be laughing for a long time when I look back

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at Bruges and my brainstorming and all the crazy things I did.

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I loved your brainstorming. At times you were left hanging.

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-You were there, a whirlwind of ideas.

-I know.

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Normally, in a brainstorm in my everyday world,

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everyone gets involved and you get your point across,

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and you get everything you need to get done,

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but there, I just felt, like, a bit different, like an alien, I think.

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Hal, as a comedian, you must be able to relate to Anisa making

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-light of things when they go wrong.

-Yes, I think it's a lovely thing.

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I think it's what makes you so appealing.

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But there is a time and a place for it.

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I think maybe, when the chips are down,

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if you were working in a company that was going into liquidation,

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you'd probably go "Yeah, we are a bit rubbish!"

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There's a time to be funny, and there's a time to be serious.

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You had the ideas in you, but you couldn't communicate them

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-well enough. You do...

-Flamboyant.

-You use your hands...

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You're very creative, and that's not a bad thing,

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but you're very creative, very jokey, very emotional,

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and I'm not 100% sure that is a perfect fit for Lord Sugar.

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Is Lord Sugar not all of those things?

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Off-screen, he is camp as Christmas. Isn't he?

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He's a different person on-screen, isn't he?

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Did you think Anisa would go this week, Stuart?

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I really felt for you, Anisa.

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I thought you were hard done by

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because you did bring a lot of enthusiasm,

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but one of the main reasons was because I thought you should have

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been the Project manager.

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I thought Charles blagged his way into the project manager role,

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saying he had a dog, that was proven not to be the case at the end!

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I know!

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But you had a dog, you had a dog for two years, and you should,

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at the very least, have been the sub team project manager.

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Anisa went in search of the £250,000 investment from Lord Sugar.

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She ended up a wild goose poo chase. Let's see where it all went wrong.

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All I hear from Karren is you get flustered and you are flapping

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around and think everything that goes wrong is funny.

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I thought Dirty Dogs would be quite a good name.

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-Anisa, Anisa, you need to get her in the picture!

-Oh, my God!

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-GROWLING

-Oh, he's not happy!

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Pick up the pace a bit, Anisa.

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The flowerbed is complicated!

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Anisa is flapping around, she doesn't know whether

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to look in the flowerbed or the grass.

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Why did we commit to duck poo? Because this is screwing us.

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-We didn't, we said the big ones.

-They're all big! They're all big!

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Don't be frantic, guys, be calm!

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ANISA WAILS

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If you're screaming and yelping, they're not going to come.

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I think you have to have a sense of humour about some of the process.

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Well, we're all in stitches about this.

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Getting in a flap, being frantic, getting flustered. Is it fear?

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I think you're under that much pressure,

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I challenge anyone not to be flustered.

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If you'd seen the amount of goose poo... Karren, please back me up,

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-it was endless.

-Please back me up!

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And you've got someone shouting at you going,

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"You need to pick up faster!"

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I'm going as fast as I can, but it's not even getting onto the shovel.

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What the hell do you want me to do?

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Well, Elizabeth and Joanna put the dogs

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through their paces at the doggy activity centre.

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As this bit of unseen footage proves,

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you can teach an old dog new tricks.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Did you enjoy it, Anisa? Did you enjoy the process?

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I think I found it incredibly tough.

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I think it challenged me beyond anything.

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Elements are brilliant, elements are fun,

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but overall, it was the toughest. Just so tough.

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Lord Sugar, as you know, isn't going to be investing in you,

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-but he does have this advice for your future.

-Oh, God.

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So, Anisa. Bubbly, always enthusiastic, basically even showed

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the positive side of things when things went wrong during the task.

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But, when things go wrong, you shouldn't be laughing.

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You should be working out how to fix them.

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She's got her own PR company, which I believe is successful,

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and I think that what she may have picked up from this process

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will assist her in going forward

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and actually making that into a bigger business in the future.

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-Is that the plan?

-Yes, the plan was to expand the PR agency,

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but I'm also going to work on some other things, as well,

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which I'll be launching in the New Year,

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after I have had a massive holiday for Christmas. I cannot wait!

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Well deserved. Lord Sugar made his decision.

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Does our panel feel it was the right one. Stuart?

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No, I don't think it was. You should have been given another chance.

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I think you should have been forced to be project leader.

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Then we would have really seen whether you could gain the

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-confidence and the trust of those other candidates in the process.

-I appreciate that.

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-Karren?

-You know my feelings, Anisa.

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I think as far as this process is concerned,

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you had come to the end of the road.

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Hal, casting vote?

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No, I think definitely you shouldn't have gone

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because you hadn't been project manager.

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You kept saying "I want to be project manager".

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-They'd go, "Er, yeah..."

-HE WHISTLES

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If you were a trained doctor on a flight

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and the flight attendant went, "Is there a doctor on the flight?"

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And you went, "I'm a doctor!" She'd go, "Anybody else?"

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LAUGHTER

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It's time to find out what the audience thinks.

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If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up "fired".

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If you disagree, hold up "hired", please.

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It is red. I'm really sorry, Anisa, it is "fired" from our audience.

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-But nobody leaves here empty-handed.

-I'm looking forward to this.

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We thought we would get you this beautiful,

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100% plastic, "Anisa's super duper pooper scooper".

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Amazing, thank you!

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And that's not all. We also got you this delightful goose head.

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LAUGHTER

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You've been a great sport.

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Thanks for coming on the show, I hope you've enjoyed it.

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-Let's see your highlights.

-Thank you.

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You say the most important thing in business is to have fun.

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-You have to love what you're doing.

-Thank you for that.

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I've never met anyone like Anisa.

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She is absolutely hilarious.

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Oh, yeah!

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I think the prices need to be as high as you can get

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so they can really make back our money.

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She brings so much fun into our group.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, take it away!

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I'm a robot of many features.

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Oh, no, we're back where we started!

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Anisa is Anisa.

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They should put a new adjective out there to describe Anisa.

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So I thought "flern". Ultimately, we are heading...

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Yeah, we're heading N.

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We thought we had got away with it.

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She's just fabulous.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Anisa Topan!

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Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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So, the last of our three candidates who had gone into this task

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with high hopes of coming away with a lovely blueberry facial,

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but ended up bagged up and binned, was poor Charles.

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Charles. I'm looking for a business partner who leads.

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I don't want a consultant telling me after the event

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of why my investment has gone down the pan.

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So, I wish you the best of luck

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but, Charles, you're fired.

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Thanks for the opportunity.

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Please welcome Charles Burns!

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APPLAUSE

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Charles. How are you feeling?

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Um, you know, it's disappointing. Two-thirds of the way through,

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I felt that I was in touching distance, but not to be.

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Lord Sugar said he doesn't want a consultant. What do you take from that?

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I think from the first week I came in a bit too bullish,

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to be honest with you, and then I sat back a bit too much.

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I didn't get that balance quite right, and I think that's why

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this whole consultant, Mr Hindsight came about, as Karren likes to say.

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Mr Hindsight!

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Karren, Claude said Charles hasn't done very much over the weeks.

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Was that fair, do you think?

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I think on this particular task, you did delegate everything.

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I disagree in some respects, because Michaela is a dog owner,

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and she was really, really involved with the pet care side of things.

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And then Jade jumped in and was fantastic.

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For me, there's no point in jumping in just to show I've jumped in

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if they're doing a really, really good job. Which they were, so...

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But that's not what bosses do.

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Bosses show real leadership, they never ask anyone to do

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anything they wouldn't do themselves.

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They lead from the front, and you almost did the opposite.

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Charles waited eight long weeks for his peers

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to make him project manager. No sooner did he take the reins

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but he steered his horse straight into a hedge.

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Let's see where it all went wrong.

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Do you think he done anything, Michaela?

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Maybe not as much as what he could have.

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Give him the fizz bath on his feet.

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I'll keep my hands clean.

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So who would like to start brushing?

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It seems that Michaela and Jade, given that they naturally

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have longer hair, they're used to combing hair.

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-LAUGHTER

-It just helps them along.

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-You know what? You go and explain to the customer.

-All right, yeah.

-Cool.

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Oh, he loves a bit of delegation, does Charles.

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I know you're excellent at phone sales,

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so I'd like you to start on the calls, Michaela.

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There you are. On speaker for you already.

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PHONE RINGS

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Michaela made the phone calls, Michaela made the appointments.

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There's times where I felt like I was the project manager.

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My favourite...

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I think that's one of my highlights of the series is you going,

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"There you go, it's on speaker phone for you.

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"You're welcome.

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"Don't thank me, Michaela!"

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The reason for this is that she made the appointment with

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the customer previously, so I thought...

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-Of course she did, man, she did everything!

-Yeah, exactly!

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You know, we all tried making phone sales,

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and day-to-day, that's one of the things she does,

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she excels at phone sales on every single task that I've seen

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and it made sense to put her in that position.

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When Jade and I tried, we didn't get any luck,

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she seemed to be very good at it.

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I've got a dog, but blueberry facials and paw-dicures?

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Stuart, are they real?

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I'm afraid they are all real things, yes! They do exist,

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and it's what we refer to in the industry as humanisation.

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So this is effectively treating your pet

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as if it's a member of the family.

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Some of the things, paw-secco, dog beer -

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Hal, have you ever been on the lash with your dog?

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No, do you know what...? It's not actually alcoholic, though, is it?

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No.

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Hal!

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My dog, she's seven, and she still sees her tail and goes,

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"Whoa, what's that?!"

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If she was drunk, she would be off the scale.

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Karren, I know this is going to destroy your harsh but fair image,

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but you've got a new puppy, haven't you?

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-I do, yes.

-And we've got a picture of it.

-Have you?

-Yes.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

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That is not a sound commonly associated with Karren Brady.

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He's called Scruffy, because he is very scruffy.

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-Would you let Charles give that puppy a blueberry facial?

-No.

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He's part of the family!

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I'm sorry, I'll rephrase that - would you let Charles get

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somebody else to give that puppy a blueberry facial?

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Yes! Jade or Michaela, no problem.

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Well, Charles' Apprentice journey came to an abrupt end this week,

0:23:040:23:07

but at least he was able to look people in the eye,

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stand tall and proud and say, "I was a project manager.

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"Briefly."

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I'd like to put myself forward. I'm quite happy to lead you all guys.

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Nobody else?

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Do you want to make a decision, guys, or...?

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-I'm happy to be led by you.

-Congratulations, Charles.

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MUSIC: Finally by CeCe Peniston

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Awesome work.

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-RECORD SCRATCH

-Charles, you're fired.

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APPLAUSE

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I like that.

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Did you enjoy it? The whole process, did you enjoy it?

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I've watched the programme for 13 years,

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always wanted to be a part of it.

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Had the opportunity to present my skill set to Lord Sugar, Karren

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and Claude. I Think I've done that. Could have done it better, I think.

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But, no, I generally really enjoyed it, very much so.

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Well, unfortunately, Lord Sugar said he didn't want a consultant,

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so he won't been investing in you, Charles.

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But he does have this advice for your future.

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Charles, a very entrepreneurial fellow. Young, only 24.

0:24:200:24:25

He had a little bit of a problem

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in accepting that he made some mistakes.

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I think if Charles could learn from his mistake

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and stop being Mr Hindsight and become a Mr Foresight,

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he's going to be very, very successful in the future.

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Got to become Mr Foresight.

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Really, I've taken a lot from the process,

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I think it's great advice, and I'll take that on board.

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And what was your business plan?

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It's a hedge fund for luxury watches,

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is the best way to describe it.

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Wow. I'm not going to pretend to know what that means.

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LAUGHTER

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As long as you're happy, I'm happy.

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Well, Lord Sugar made his decision,

0:25:040:25:05

but does our panel feel it was the right one?

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Yes, unquestionably the right one, I'm afraid, Charles.

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I don't think you should have been project manager, because you blagged your way onto it,

0:25:090:25:13

saying you're a dog owner, but you weren't. And you just didn't get your hands dirty,

0:25:130:25:17

-so I think it's end of the road.

-Karren?

0:25:170:25:19

Well, absolutely was the right decision,

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but what I'm really pleased is that you've learned something

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from the process, which I think will help you go on to be a success.

0:25:240:25:28

-Hal?

-Yeah, it was right to fire you.

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Even though I think you've been very entertaining.

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I do think, if I was in a situation where I wanted to be watched

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while working, I would call you.

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It's time to find out what our audience thinks. If you agree

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with Lord Sugar, hold up fired, if you disagree, hold up hired

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LAUGHTER

0:25:460:25:48

It is red, Charles.

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So, you got to be project manager - eight long weeks I've waited,

0:25:510:25:54

I was as happy as you were.

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I was celebrating, the nation celebrated, I made you a cake.

0:25:550:25:58

Oh!

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APPLAUSE

0:26:010:26:03

It's "Charles, you're leaving."

0:26:090:26:11

I can't move.

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But you've been a great sport.

0:26:150:26:18

Thanks for coming on the show, Charles.

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APPLAUSE

0:26:200:26:21

Let's have a look at your highlights.

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New beginnings today.

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This is champagne, there's no water in there.

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It's a little bit different, a bit out there,

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I think the risk will pay off for us.

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Charles is so opinionated,

0:26:330:26:34

I've never met anybody as opinionated as him.

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We're here because we're entrepreneurs that take risks,

0:26:370:26:40

we're not here because we do the status quo, you know?

0:26:400:26:42

Just on the other side of the lake that I wanted to be on,

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but it's absolutely fine,

0:26:440:26:45

we're still parallel to where I want to be.

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Charles is absolutely hilarious, he makes me laugh all the time.

0:26:470:26:50

We were never lost, I just couldn't find exactly the entrance

0:26:500:26:53

I was looking for.

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He's made my experience really cool, really fun.

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Come to me, turds.

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He is a very, very good and warm-hearted soul.

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I'll give you that, go on, try it... Sorry, didn't mean to do that.

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Bloody hell.

0:27:040:27:05

Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Burns.

0:27:080:27:10

APPLAUSE

0:27:100:27:12

And also please thank tonight's Apprentice fans and guests -

0:27:160:27:19

Stuart Livingstone, Karren Brady and Hal Cruttenden

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APPLAUSE

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Next week, the heat is on as the candidates try to tingle

0:27:240:27:27

the taste buds of industry experts with their easy-cook food boxes.

0:27:270:27:31

Who'll be cordon bleu

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and who'll be "cordon" camera looking a right numpty?

0:27:320:27:35

For this task, you have to invent your own recipe kit,

0:27:350:27:39

and you'll also need to do a live cooking demonstration.

0:27:390:27:44

"Mix well and add the chicken."

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Sweet.

0:27:460:27:47

-Do you want me to chop it?

-No, I'll chop it, it's fine.

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We need some more... Oh.

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It's quite Michelin star.

0:27:510:27:53

There's not a vegetable in sight.

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You weigh the salt and I'll weigh the pepper.

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APPLAUSE

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Ah, healthy mind.

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I'm just going to get my cooker to work.

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It is healthy kickin' chicken curry.

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This first dish that we've got doesn't necessarily have pea in it.

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I... I... Don't... Ugh!

0:28:080:28:10

Absolutely does my nut in. It's no wonder I'm blinking barking mad.

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That's all right, don't say stupid.

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That's actually really tasty.

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You know how you're my favourite?

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Join me next Wednesday at 10pm for more You're Fired. Goodnight.

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APPLAUSE

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