Episode 2 The Apprentice: You're Fired

This was mayhem. That don't look good!

Bloody clueless! Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery!

You're fired! You're fired!

You're fired!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice You're Fired

for our second episode of this bumper week.

Now 14 candidates are left to battle it

out for Lord Sugar's £250,000 business investment.

Tonight with the help of unseen footage, we'll be

watching how the teams' dynamics are evolving.

For example, it's important when your colleagues have had

a setback that you should think of the best way to reassure them.

-Hello, hello. How are you doing?

-Not too bad.

We're heading towards Richmond.

-What have you sold? How many casks?

-We've done one and a half.

Excellent(!)

LAUGHTER

Sometimes the longer you take to think of a response,

the more comfort you can give.

I'm surprised you've even turned up.

That was inevitable, mate.

LAUGHTER

Now to our panel.

Tonight, the co-founder of BrewDog, James Watt,

broadcaster Sara Cox and comedian Ed Byrne, welcome to You're Fired.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Tonight's task of producing a new flavoured beer left one

candidate feeling uncharacteristically flat.

Tim, your business plan was to do with drinks,

so I give you the job of being project manager and you make a mess.

I've got nowhere else to go here. Tim, you're fired.

Thank you, Lord Sugar.

Please welcome Tim Stillwell.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Tim, you know, that's a huge cheer for someone who's only been on for two weeks.

People really like you, people were disappointed to see you go,

people think the way you bob around is really interesting.

-Were you disappointed?

-Very disappointed.

Went on the show to try and raise money to expand the business,

it didn't work out, but hopefully, most good business

people have a failure somewhere, hopefully this is my failure.

Yeah, public failure, erm...

-Most people get it... Don't make a big thing of it.

-Out of the way.

And a 30 minute chat show to dissect why their failure was such a failure.

Let's see what lessons we can learn from this one as you

move on with your life scarred by the memory.

And was there anything that jumps out immediately as being

obvious that you could have done differently?

Most of it, really. Yeah. Pretty much. A lot of it. Yeah, most of it, to be fair.

OK, we'll go through it piece by piece and we've got experts with us as well.

You were parachuted in to lead the girls' team, but I'm afraid you had a crash landing.

Tim, I'm wondering really whether you did lead the team.

One of these other people kind of walked all over you.

I want to target the female market, something healthy.

Is everyone agreed with that? No. No? OK.

I know this is going to look weak.

I'm going to overrule my decision. Do you know what I mean?

I made a rash decision before.

So where did you end up, then?

-A beer festival.

-We ended up at the Kent Beer Festival.

-Which turned out to be a glorified pub.

-Yeah.

So this is the Kent Beer Festival.

Where is everyone?

-You're all a bloody waste of space!

-We.. When we.. When we...

-Can we stop with this "we"? is it we or is it you?

-We're a team.

If ever in my life, I've come across a team who literally couldn't

organise a piss-up in a brewery, it's now.

Where to begin?

Let's start with your decision to overrule yourself.

Did you take it badly?

Or...did you bounce back?

And were you able to work with yourself later in the task?

Do you think it was a good idea, the initial idea? A beer for women.

Um...it wasn't. It was a terrible idea.

It wasn't the best way to start my role as project manager of the girls. I thought, I'm on the girls' team,

let's do a product we can give to girls, blah blah...

-The wrong decision.

-Cos there were loads of women around?

-That's what I thought.

-You were like, "Argh!"

-Exactly.

It was one of those things when I was told you're moved over to the women's team,

I didn't even know their names. We'd had that little interaction with them.

So it was, yeah. I was thrown in the deep end.

Much like failures in your career,

-it's good to get those bad decisions out of the way early.

-Yeah.

James, a beer marketed specifically for women,

has that ever worked in the industry?

There's been a few in the past and the only things they've

managed is to patronise women and bastardise beer at the same time.

So they've usually been a disaster and I think the focus is on doing

something awesome and if women like it, if guys like it, that's good.

The focus is on doing something you believe in,

something you're passionate about and something that's got integrity.

You weren't excited by a beer specifically aimed at women.

I think that's right. You just feel a bit like, "Oh, good!

"Ooh, it's got swirly writing on the label. That's for me!" And then we'll all settle down

and talk about our periods with our special beer that's just for us girls.

The funniest thing we were doing was beer targeted for women,

so it was going to be healthy and all these things,

which were just completely off the wall.

One of those brainstorming things which is meant to be

more like a brainstorm, but when you're there with...trying

to come across well and do the task, you say, "Right, my decision is...

"I'm very authoritative and I make decisions."

I like the way the girls just went, "No."

The product you went for in the end, Rhubarb and Riches,

-were you fully behind that as an idea?

-Um... Yeah, I suppose.

You're given a very short amount of time to come up with this new

thing, it has to be unique, has to be something not on the market,

you know... So this one wasn't on the market, there arguably could be

a reason why this product's not currently on the market.

But to be fair, we did get good customer reviews. People liked it.

It took a lot of work and stress to actually make it,

-but people did like it.

-Looking at the name and the branding, what do you think?

-It's quite classy looking.

-Yes, I thought the packaging was good.

I liked the fact that you guys had pump clips, the other team didn't.

I thought the name, the packaging, was good.

And do you have to go gimmicky with a brand new product to market?

I hate gimmicky names. I liked you guys' name so much more than the other team's name.

For me, a cheap tacky pun is just the worst way to launch anything.

So I thought in terms of packaging, you guys nailed it.

Unfortunately, we don't have any more of the beer left.

For people to taste. That's the problem with it. Did you taste it?

-It was very good. I think, yeah.

-It's difficult to recreate it.

Obviously we could just get rhubarb and this is caramel. So...

Going to try it?

AUDIENCE GROANS

I've been waiting a long time to see Dara O'Briain do that with a stick of rhubarb.

Sweet. Divine.

-Um... The caramel...

-It was better than that.

The caramel is really strong.

And then the rhubarb wins.

-All you need now is a pint of beer and you'll be sorted.

-Oh, my God!

Even outside the Kent Beer "Festival",

when you pitched the idea and you said, "We're selling a new beer,

"it's rhubarb and caramel flavour," people moaned and then they laughed.

You've got to really go some to look daft in front of a bunch

of Morris Dancers.

LAUGHTER

And in fact, that was just a little bit of rhubarb and caramel,

if Francesca had her way, she would have made the most rhubarb

and caramel flavour beer in history.

-Who's the mathematician here?

-Francesca was doing the maths.

I'm not a mathematician.

6.5 at 75%...

-Does that make sense?

-That's wrong.

-Oh, dear!

It's a simple multiplication, isn't it? It is not rocket science.

-I'm really sorry. My brain's confusing litres and grams and stuff.

-I know.

Let's just go with that.

Guys, this is not safe to drink.

You ditched 90 litres of stuff, didn't you?

-How many millilitres has been added to that keg?

-100.

Right, there's far too much in there then.

I've never seen anything like it.

Francesca, you got your numbers wrong, this was a disaster.

We're going down. The ship is sinking fast.

Cos the way that task got bumped onto Francesca,

as clear as it did, there were a lot of people

washing their hands of that situation immediately.

Yeah, it was very funny because in the taxi to get there, we were

doing such complicated maths,

we were working out if we use a cheaper beer, cheaper ingredients, we

can produce more and make more money, we had all these sums,

like a page of numbers and numbers. And then when it came to the really simple stuff of how much flavouring

do we put in the beer to make it safe to drink, we just completely... Our heads were in a spin

and we couldn't work out grams to millilitres...

It did seem like she was really struggling and instead of everybody

getting involved, they all stood back and "OK, she's struggling."

Were they in danger? If you put in too much of those flavourings?

If you use too much of certain things in beer

depending on the compounds, they could make someone quite ill.

It's important if you're doing anything that's

consumed by the public, you make sure it's safe.

Cos what we don't want is the public drinking beer and then being sick!

LAUGHTER

We thought at the end that the girls would go for you in the boardroom.

I thought I was going to get destroyed in that boardroom.

But it was OK.

Yeah, it was OK. Instead they turned on one of their own.

Who's responsible for the failure of this task?

I think it's down to location, Lord Sugar.

EVIL GROWLING AND SNARLING

WOLF HOWLS

Whose idea was it to go to the Kent Beer Festival?

Where did that come from?

-Who made that decision?

-Who made that decision?

-Who made that decision?

-We...

-Who made the decision?

-Who suggested it?

I feel the blame's been pinned on myself.

SNARLING AND GROWLING

-It's definitely an alliance. I know you're all in cahoots.

-Cahoots?

Four of you are, yeah.

The location was wrong, you made the decision.

And I took responsibility for it.

I have never seen such a bloody mess in the first two weeks of this

process as what I've seen today.

WOLF HOWLS

APPLAUSE

So when you saw that happening, did you just sit back and say, "Grand.

"Let Rebecca take the grief for this."

Um... I was... They're a great bunch of girls.

They are very forthright with their opinion,

but they are a very genuine nice bunch of girls.

It was quite nice to see them rallying

and I was just trying to keep out of it cos a lot of them were fighting my corner for me,

which was quite nice and I didn't feel they needed to do it

but there seemed to be this alliance, let's not let Tim take the blame.

I thought, if I get in, it's going to seem like I'm ganging up, so by

keeping quiet I thought it could work to my advantage, which it didn't.

-No, it didn't.

-Do you not think if you'd brought in...

Just because they hate each other so much, Rebecca and Uzma,

they've been at it from the word go...

If you'd brought in Uzma instead, and then just let...

-And on the way, if you'd just gone, "She says you've got fat ankles."

-LAUGHTER

And just let them go at each other. He might have ended up firing one of them.

Cos then, Lord Sugar would have gone, "Why did you bring Uzma in?"

"I just wanted to see this crazy thing here."

It would have been you and Lord Sugar looking at each other across the table, going...

LAUGHTER

What are you going to do, eh?

-Ultimately, it was the locations that did it.

-It was.

The Kent Beer Festival sounded amazing.

What's the population of Kent?

I did think they sold quite well though to a few people, to the men of the Kent Festival.

-The girls were great at selling.

-Because they were the only females in like a ten-mile radius.

All those middle-aged balding men, no offence...

..to anybody here...

-ED:

-None taken!

LAUGHTER

They were so bedazzled, they were like, "Here's our money,

"can we touch your hair?" These girls are like, "Do you want some beer?" They were like, "Woo!"

-Rebecca is the best salesperson they have.

-Yeah, I quite feel for Rebecca actually, I think

she seems to wind up the other girls, for whatever reason.

Maybe cos she does this a lot.

LAUGHTER

Cos that can proper wind up a girl.

Last week, she was one of the best sellers amongst all the candidates.

This week, she came in the top three sales.

So what exactly is it that just gets in their faces about her?

Rebecca likes to stick her hand in people's faces

and her finger in my face on this occasion.

-£75.

-Um...could we...?

-How...

-Can I? Sorry.

-It's not personal, this is business.

-It is personal.

We're in a boardroom.

Why are you pointing your finger at me? That's annoying.

-At a food festival...

-Let me finish.

I tell you what, Tim. No, no, no.

Let me have a word.

I want to say something. I pointed at it.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

Is it as little as that? Is it as little as a habit of getting inside somebody's space?

I think because Lord Sugar's allowed her to be the only one to do

the finger thing and so I think that must have been annoying.

Tim, I'm genuinely sorry that you went in week two,

because I wanted to see...

Not just for any business reason, I just wanted to see

if you could keep this up for 12 weeks.

I have been described as a bit of a whirlwind. I do have bags of energy. I've got high energy levels.

I don't really ever get tired. I like to keep going, keep plugging away.

Finally sold some product. Great. I thought my chance was going

to come this task and I wasn't in the background.

Arms and legs everywhere, getting involved.

Just start rattling off anything.

Sometimes I act before I think.

Bouncing around, getting involved.

Confused, we were trying to work it out.

It was an absolute roller coaster.

People shouting. That really flustered us.

Sometimes my energy has to be reined in and controlled.

I'm bursting with it.

I need it to be harnessed. HORSE WHINNIES

Would you have hit, like, week seven,

and needed sleepy time for Tim?

Does it plunge? Does it go, "Bam-bam-bam!"

And then just stop, and then you're out?

No, it's pretty consistent.

I mean, there would have been a lot more energy had I stayed. More so.

Yeah, it would have continued. It definitely would have continued.

Candidates often compare themselves to famous figures,

famous historical characters.

Sometimes more unusual than others.

The historical character I'm most like is Richard the Lionheart.

I see myself as a mixture of Marilyn Monroe and Joan of Arc.

If I was to describe myself as a historical figure...

does Tigger count? LAUGHTER

-Yeah!

-Well, let me answer that quickly...no!

Those things, those books didn't actually happen.

So you've heard the Tigger thing a lot, I presume?

Yeah, I have, I have. I've been told that from an early age.

Let us find out now what Lord Sugar

and your former colleagues had to say about you.

Tim wants to start a drinks business,

and this task was all about drinks.

However, by allowing everyone a say,

he lost control and he made the wrong decisions.

I think Tim's a really nice guy.

I think there has been times he has been a wee bit flustered.

Tim wasn't very confident in giving his decisions.

He did fall apart when we went to the factory,

but I just think he felt out of his depth.

Tim has loads of energy and enthusiasm,

but he needs to channel it in the right direction

to make sure he doesn't make mistakes that cost a lot of money,

and that's why I fired him.

He fired you so that you will learn.

When we say it was a drinks company you're setting up,

it wasn't an alcoholic drink?

-No, it wasn't, no, no, no.

-What was the idea?

It's to launch a new range of Mexican fruit drinks.

Pre-existing Mexican drinks you're bringing over,

-or are you inventing..?

-Inventing. We're inventing one.

I lived in Mexico for 12 months, I learned all about the culture,

so I feel there's a part of Mexico in me.

-So if you want an authentic experience, then...

-Fantastic.

You were a brewer as a hobby?

Yeah, it was myself and my best friend, Martin.

We couldn't find any beers that we liked in the UK,

so we used to spend our weekends making beer at home,

and back in 2007, we got a £20,000 bank loan,

we got some second hand stainless steel tanks,

and we set up our business.

From 2007, in five-and-half years,

we've grown to a business that employs 200 people

and ships our beer to 38 different countries round the planet.

So from two humans and a dog, we've come a long way.

You blagged a loan originally, though, didn't you?

Yeah, well, we got a deal with Tesco just after we started,

so I was quite excited, and I went to our bank,

and at that time, the global economy just nosedived.

It was the credit crunch,

and I told our bank at the time,

"We've just got this amazing deal with Tesco,

"but I'm going to need £100,000 for a new bottling machine,

"I'm going to need £50,000 for new fermentation tanks,"

and the bank just laughed at me.

So what we did, and we had our suits on, we looked quite smart,

we went to the bank next door and we said to the guys there,

"Our bank of just offered us an amazing finance package

"on a bottling line and fermentation tanks,

"but if you guys can match it, we'll shift all our banking to you.

"We've got this amazing contract,

"we're a young, up-and-coming company,"

and they went for it. So, er...

LAUGHTER

I went to the bank and I said,

"I've got a great business idea.

"Here's my 50 page business plan. I need £70,000."

They just sort of said, like, "See you later!"

But we've made it work through, you know, here, there, and everywhere.

And, like, as you say, these businesses are employing people,

so we sort of do need the banks to change their attitudes

and actually start funding what they think are crazy ideas,

because some of them pull through.

OK, now at the start of the new season of The Apprentice,

it is always difficult to get to know all the candidates.

I mean, there are so many of them.

So YouTube superstars, The Brett Domino Trio,

have joined forces with Radio 1 to help.

# We've got the posh one we've got the ditzy one

# We've got the moving his hands about like Miss Piggy one

# There's a Welsh one, a Northern Irish one, the token geezer

# And these two lads who look like they should be in Weezer

# Apprentice, they're going to business you senseless

# It's the new series yeah, it's starting again

# Lord Sugar's looking for a candidate he wants to invest in

# £250,000 to the one who's most impressed him. #

APPLAUSE

You can see the full version of this

on our website at bbc.co.uk/apprentice.

Let's take a look at the winning team now,

and although Kurt was project manager,

you often wouldn't have known that.

I've come up with absolutely everything in terms of this task.

I've come up with all the ideas today.

I've come up with pretty much everything.

I came up with the product.

I came up with the flavourings.

I came up with a flavouring. The flavouring.

I came up with a little unique twist about getting chocolate.

That little bit of a twist. The twist of taking the chocolate.

The sales process.

I went out and did the majority of sales.

I came up with a branding name.

I came up with the name.

I came up with the name.

A Bitter This? A Bitter This, my idea again.

I came up with that, personally.

Is the idea that if you drink enough of this,

that name becomes funny, or what?

Behind every great project manager, there's a Neil Clough.

There's a Neil Clough.

Who was that guy(?)

He very much regards himself as the alpha male of the group.

Are you enjoying Neil's work?

He sort of looks...

He's kind of like a bit...

looks like sort of Danny Dyer's snarkier, younger brother,

mixed in with a bit of Norris from Corrie, and a bit of David Brent.

In a nice way!

Was he? He's regarded as being quite Machiavellian,

taking the credit for himself whatever. How is he?

Yeah, it was...it's hard. He wants to be alpha male, he wants to be the leader,

so it is hard to get a word in edgeways.

That's not how business works, it's not how life operates.

I mean, Neil probably has a great business idea,

but he was one of the persons in the series

who came in without a business,

so I feel he thought he had a lot to prove.

So from day one, he was just hammering, hammering, hammering,

and, yes, you can't get a word in edgeways with him.

It's an interesting one, because there are things

you can take credit for and things you cannot.

I mean, this is a bit of this here.

Again, we don't have it for you to taste,

but thankfully, the unique flavour of this

is actually easily available

in an already quite well-marketed form.

Mmm! That could work!

Chocolate and orange together?! It's crazy, isn't it(?)

Try it. Do you want to try?

-Yeah, definitely.

-Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

Don't just spend the rest of the show eating!

But it's not that dramatic.

The plan, however, of deciding the flavour from the room where

they were designing the label,

while you've already sent four people to go and test the flavour.

It's almost as sensible and sending somebody to sell your beer

without taking any of the beer with them.

Do you know, the genius of it was,

they actually thought there might be some left in the bottle.

-They could go...

-HE SNIFFS

"Oh, that could be great! That could be fantastic!"

I do like the way they didn't have any.

They went, "You can sniff it,"

and I thought, "Why don't they just burp?"

That's just as insulting.

-SHE MIMICS A BELCH

-"There you go. You're getting a..."

"Throw the blanket over the three of us, right?"

-HE BELCHES

-"Are you getting it? Are you getting it?"

"Yes, we'll have 12 barrels, please. Thanks!"

To the wonderful Jason we come now,

whose approach to a deal seems counterintuitive at best.

Me and Zeeshan were just at the point of closing a deal at £80.

Between £80 and £90 a barrel.

Jason piped up and said, "Ooh, we'll give it to you for £75."

-Why would you do that?

-I didn't.

-You did.

How about we sweeten it and do 75?

I like his pricing.

This guy has not got a clue!

I felt they lost the plot.

-THEY lost the plot?

-Yes, definitely.

Alex disgraced you, in fact, Lord Sugar.

When he was swearing at me.

-You dozy pig! What are you doing?!

-What I did in there

was slightly more complicated than you've realised.

-What was more complicated?

-The thing is...

Mate, I've been closing deals all my life.

Don't tell me what's complicated. The deal was closed.

You butted in with no experience, not knowing what you're doing.

-It was plain deception, Lord Sugar.

-I beg your pardon?

-Are you from the Office Of Fair Trading?

-No.

He lost us money on this task.

You've lost us money, and you've once again proved that you're an amateur.

They are the most intolerable,

moronic people I have come across in a long time.

Jason is, by trade, an academic. He is a man of literature, words.

Is he too delicate a flower for this?

I respect his ethics,

but I don't think he's cut out for the business world.

Because, basically, when he's talking about plain deception,

he sort of like, "Well, we've been doing these for, like, 90 a cask."

He's obviously sitting there going, "This is a lie!"

-LAUGHTER

-"This is a lie!

"You just tried to get this man to pay more than it's worth!

"We've been selling them for 75! You terrible, terrible liar!"

I mean, it's ethical.

It's ethical business, but it's not good business.

But, Z as well. Z's reaction.

In a business meeting, where one of his colleagues go,

"We can give to you for £75," you can hear him going,

"Don't listen to him! This guy's an idiot!

"We bring him along just for the laughs. Wa-hey!

"£80! £80! Don't listen to a word that man says!

"Don't listen to old Chubby Cheeks here! Ah-ha!

"He's the boss's nephew. I don't know why he's here."

It's like bringing your own heckler to a gig!

Yeah, like, going, "Shut up! Shut up!

"Get back in the box!"

"You're just making this more difficult!"

"Get back in the box!" "I don't want to go in box!"

But, do you like Z? Do you think he's going to be interesting?

Yeah, I think Z's fun. I must say, I do like Jason,

because I think is a really good character, so I hope he stays in.

And I think Z's going to do well.

I think he just needs time to shine a bit more.

Why did you think of them?

I think Jason is absolutely phenomenal.

I actually think he should be holding out for nothing less

than the next leader of the Conservative party.

I do think, if he wants to go into politics, though,

he's going to need to adjust his attitude to telling lies.

LAUGHTER

Now, we've already enjoyed Alex and his look,

but he outdid himself on the trip to Brussels.

MUSIC: "Speak Softly Love (Love Theme from The Godfather)" by Nino Rota

This is lovely, innit?

The thing is, if you stick the music for The Godfather on it,

he can look like The Godfather.

If you change the music, it's a very different look.

MUSIC: "Only Fools And Horses" by John Sullivan

This is lovely, innit?

It's quite solemn, though.

I just want to go, "You realise your arms

"are supposed to go in that bit?"

That's why they sew them on! That's why they're there!

-Like, you know, if it was a proper cape...

-"Oh, my God!

"That's marvellous! It's bloody lovely!"

"My arms were always getting cold,

"and now they're nice and snug and warm!

It was funny, though, the way he called Jason, "A silly shit."

That's the weirdest, you know, insult I've ever heard.

It's just a juxtaposition of, like, "You silly...shit?"

-It's weak, isn't it?

-LAUGHTER

"You blooming...bumhole!"

Did anyone else strike you?

Well, not so much me, but Ed was rather taken by Myles.

-Did you see him, wrapping his towel round himself?

-He's so buff!

Does he work out? What's his secret?

Yes! Is he ex-military? The guy's CUT!

He is Myles Mordaunt, the exceptionally ripped businessman...

-With his own helicopter pad and all that.

-We can't get...

No, I don't know if he's got his own helicopter pad,

but apparently he does live in Monaco as well.

Wow, it's well fancy.

OK, it's time for a vote.

James, do you think Lord Sugar made the right decision?

No, I think the mistake that Francesca made with the calculations

had such a big impact on the task

and how much beer they had to sell,

so unfortunately, for me, it would have been Francesca.

-OK, Sara?

-I wouldn't have fired Tim.

-I think I would have gone for Francesca, maybe.

-Ed?

I think Francesca as well.

So, again, you wouldn't have fired Tim?

No, I wouldn't.

Could you not have been Lord Sugar's advisers?!

I could still be in this process, guys!

Well, let's see what the audience does with this one.

Again, if you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up, "Fired."

If you disagree with him, hold up, "Hired."

Hired! You'd still be in the process there.

It's definitely hired there.

OK, Tim, you have bowled us over this week

with just your boyish enthusiasm,

your can-do attitude, I mean, just your general bounce.

Could you stand up for one second? Stand up for one second.

Because we give a gift every week,

and I just want really want this one...

AUDIENCE AWS AND CHEERS

The only thing we could do would be...

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Can I put it on?

Well, I think putting it on maybe difficult.

Fantastic!

-Sit down, sit down.

-Can I keep it on?

No, I think you should remove it. But thank you. Yes.

-I'm going to keep that!

-Yes, oh, please do!

It was a gift. You're supposed to.

TWO terrific weeks in.

It sounds serious, but you genuinely have made a huge impact.

Here are your highlights.

# The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things... #

I'm ambitious, hard-working, gregarious, entrepreneurial graduate.

I'm very enthusiastic.

Nothing like a glamorous job, is there(?)

Ask anyone who's drunk it!

It's absolutely fantastic.

You haven't tried it, sir?

I am pushing forward, I am thinking big.

Your last chance!

It breaks the mould, sort of take risks.

Thank you very much, guys.

You can try yours, and then see if you both want one.

Against all odds, we bottled it.

-We bottled it!

-THEY CHEER

I think all the girls are really upset that he has gone.

Aw, Tim!

We all liked him.

# Cos I'm the only one! #

Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Stillwell.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank you, guys!

And that's it for tonight.

Thanks to all of my guests, and there's loads more

on our website at bbc.co.uk/apprentice,

including Matt Edmondson's awkward conversations

with the two fired candidates, The Apprentice song, and much more.

Next week, it's one of my favourite tasks, product design.

Every year, top quality props comedy.

Your task is to come up with a flat pack piece of furniture.

-I'm in the look good industry.

-You're in a time warp!

Women are smaller than men.

-You're going to have to design the product.

-Oh, my God!

Do you guys know what you're doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is only 400!

I want it to be an ATM machine, plus I want it to be a lawnmower...

I don't even know what it is now.

-Poxy boxes.

-Don't sit!

I'm not convinced about it.

I'd be puzzled and troubled.

Straight out to the skip and throw it away.

-Did they buy any?

-No!

-What is it we're doing?

-Bloody clueless!

LAUGHTER

I honestly cannot recommend this episode enough.

We are back to one show a week from now on,

so we'll see you next Wednesday. Good night.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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