Episode 9 The Apprentice: You're Fired

This was mayhem.

That don't look good.

It is not rocket science.

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. Bloody clueless.

You're fired. You're fired.

You are fired. You're fired.

# I bob un sydd ffyddlon

# Dan Ei faner Ef

# Mae gan Iesu goron

# Fry yn nheyrnas nef

# Lluoedd Duw a Satan

# Sydd yn cwrdd yn awr

# Mae gan blant eu cyfran

# Yn y rhyfel mawr. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Our thanks there to the London Welsh Male Voice Choir.

A special opening to greet our first ever Welsh-born candidate.

Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice - You're Fired

We're three-quarters of the way through Lord Sugar's search

for his new business partner.

With the help of unseen footage, we'll be digesting the ingredients

of the ready-meal task and casting our eye over the rest who are left.

First, let's meet our specially-selected panel.

Ready-meal entrepreneur Charlie Bigham,

The One Show's Alex Jones

and comedian Fred MacAulay,

welcome to You're Fired.

APPLAUSE

Tonight's task of creating a new ready-meal left one candidate

not being to Lord Sugar's taste.

Alex, I think you're a young, enthusiastic chap

and I want to send you off with a bit of advice.

Try and stick to something and you're going to succeed, OK?

But at the moment, Alex, it is with regret, you're fired.

Thank you very much for the opportunity. Karren and Nick as well. Thank you.

Let us have a special welcome for Alex Mills.

# Guide me

# O thou great Jehovah

# Pilgrim through this Barren land... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# But thou art mighty

# Hold me with thy powerful hand

# Bread of heaven

# Bread of heaven

# Feed me now and evermore

# And evermore

# Feed me now and evermore. #

Alex, a very special welcome to us.

We felt we should do this because we know that you are

of a nationality which is unusual to us on this show.

Yes, you're the first candidate born...

You've mentioned this once or twice.

You've mentioned it just once or twice during this long process.

# We'll keep a welcome

# In the hillside... #

I'm from Wales.

I'm from Wales, I am. I love it. Wales is amazing.

Fresh Viagra. I don't need any of that. I'm from Wales.

Don't worry. I don't think

we're going to have any 50 Shades Of Grey nonsense.

Then again, I am Christian Grey of the Valleys.

-You've been a magical ambassador for the principality.

-Thank you.

-Very proud of that. You're even wearing a pin now.

-I am indeed.

-Response has been very positive?

-Yeah, it's been brilliant.

Wales has been behind me all the way, which is great,

but I do feel as though I do have to clarify

that I'm not from Transylvania

so I do need to kind of force the point forward.

Alex, I'm sorry to get straight to this. Two questions.

Firstly, are you all called Alex? That's the question we have.

-Only the good ones. Only the good ones.

-Only the good ones.

On the way out, they present you with your Alex papers.

Have you been proud of what this Alex has done?

As you said, Dara, a very good ambassador for the country.

Everybody's been right behind you. You've done amazingly well.

Still only 22 and got so far. Those eyebrows, we all love them.

We've fallen in love with you.

I think, you know, even though I'm gutted that you were fired,

I'm so glad that you're here tonight and I get a chance to meet you.

-I'm gutted as well.

-Are you gutted? Are you gutted? Are you in bits?

Look at this. I want you to take the stage. I want you to soliloquise.

I want you to take a moment just to tell us of your disappointment

-and take as long as you need.

-The thing is, OK, sitting back there,

I can completely understand from the commercial...

LAUGHTER

Don't ask me to microwave it. I don't now how to use a microwave.

How many times did you need to do that?!

To make sure it's blinking cooked. I'm not going to give them food poisoning.

It's Deadly Dinners, a company with bloody salmonella.

Oh, dear. Your pain at not being made manager as well.

-That went on for weeks.

-Yeah. At the end of the day, I put myself forward

quite passionately on some tasks. But just cos you're not project manager,

-doesn't mean that you do not give full involvement.

-Of course.

-It's the team that wins, it's not the captain.

-No-one could ever say

you didn't give full involvement throughout this process.

-Committed individual.

-Entirely. And should be.

LAUGHTER

For eight weeks, we felt the desperation,

your desperate pain to be a project manager.

When it finally happened tonight, it was gutting to see you choke on a deadly dinner.

I love the geography thing. Foods from around the world.

Educating kids. I think mums and dads

and the shop owners will actually buy into it.

A name I had is Popty Ping.

The reason is that Popty Ping

is actually Welsh for microwave.

Look, here's an idea now. I've got Popty there on the gondola.

Italian, isn't it?

-What does that tell you about geography?

-Nothing.

Popty Ping , lovely little dishes.

Adults would prefer the geography thing.

I'm going to go with the geography idea. I really am.

Why didn't you stick to your original idea? Are you weak?

My mind is going so much on these two blinking ideas,

it's tearing me apart.

In the next five minutes,

which have we got the most chance of doing a great job on?

Deadly Dinners.

-And in that moment, why didn't you stick with it?

-The thing is that...

The point is, as Lord Sugar's obviously demonstrated

on some previous tasks, is that I do go quite gung ho, as you said.

-I'm happy to dress up as Herbert The Pervert.

-Yeah, yeah.

The point is that you go gung ho on these things and sometimes

because I am a little bit enthusiastic,

sometimes I may miss a crucial decision.

Obviously, listening to a parent within the group, I thought

I should probably listen to him more and I shouldn't have.

You possibly overcompensated in order to not SEEM as if you were gung ho?

If being fired is proving two things as far as I'm concerned,

one, clearly, my branding is always right.

Number two, Myles is clearly a bad parent.

LAUGHTER

That's our takeaway message from tonight.

I think Popty Ping is brilliant. I think Popty Ping is a superb idea.

-It doesn't have to be the whole branding.

-No.

It just has to be the charming cartoon character in the middle of it.

Something like that... I mean, Charlie,

they're under your name, the Bigham foods.

Popty Ping is a cute idea.

-Is nobody doing that?

-That could work.

You could build a nice character around that, a kids character.

The big mistake was, if you're setting up a business,

you have to have strength in your own conviction and Myles...

Obviously, Myles talked you out of it. You shouldn't have let him.

Alex, you've actually mentioned that Popty Ping is the Welsh for microwave on The One Show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Popty Ping's a great word but even I can see, Alex,

that it might be a little bit narrow in terms of the rest of Britain.

I liked your geography idea and as you said,

you should have stuck to your guns.

Myles clearly didn't know what he was talking about.

-Parent or no parent.

-Fred, parent. Did you think...?

Actually, we've got a character

in Scotland called Popty Ping and we use it

to teach our kids about passing wind in public.

LAUGHTER

Alex, you bit the dust tonight.

But someone else almost had their skull cracked open.

Healthy, horrible food.

Kids, they love everything gruesome.

Bat's blood and prawn pasta.

Brussels sprouts become zombies eyeballs.

Lethal lasagne. Homicidal hummus.

I do think the brand's really strong.

I would be proud to show that to someone.

Deadly Dinners. What does that say to you?

Keep it away from kids.

It's deadly and it's horrible.

I, as a parent, tend not to buy anything with skulls.

Myles?

The fatal error is you got your customer wrong.

What you don't realise until you actually see it...

This is the Deadly Dinners pack that was touted around so unsuccessfully to the retailers.

That's the pack there. It isn't the fact that there's a large white skull there,

but it's actually on another larger dark skull behind it.

If you'd put the white skull on...

It's horrible, dangerous food,

but with an undercurrent of even more danger.

If you hadn't made it grey as well. Grey is a bad colour in terms of...

-It's like rancid meat.

-Yeah, but the thing is though, as I said,

you've got to follow something through with conviction.

Even though it wasn't the idea I wanted to do, the point is,

I'm still going to do it as best as I can.

Let's be honest, that is the most gruesome thing you've probably seen.

The secret to good packaging, surely... It's in the choice of the colours

as much as in the choice of the images, presumably?

Grey is just wrong.

Getting noticed is important on the shelf.

You walk into a supermarket, there are 18,000 items

in the average supermarket.

-So getting noticed is really, really important.

-OK.

So, which path did you take to get noticed?

We took the path of making our food taste nice to get noticed.

This is genius. This is why...

LAUGHTER

I know. I know. I know. It's so obvious when HE says it.

Would you...? For an older child, even?

I don't think it's that bad. It's the type of thing that I suppose...

You know when you're little and you try and get things

into the trolley without your parents noticing?

It's that type of thing, isn't it? I think, you know...

Your idea cos you said we should put more fruit and vegetables

around the skull, you probably should have just covered the skull

with fruit and vegetables.

At least the big white one. The black one, it blends.

It's all right. It's not the worst thing. It would stand out.

The worst thing would have been if you'd have put a picture of you as Herbert on the front.

LAUGHTER

Nobody's going to eat that.

It is slightly worrying that the branding is more important

-than the foodstuff.

-One of the things that surprised me

in this task, actually, for both teams,

was that the project manager decided to sit on the branding

-not on the food.

-Yeah.

-To me, it's extraordinary.

That's what I do all day.

I taste food and I eat food. It's all about what it takes like.

I understand that, but the point is, someone like myself,

I don't deal with microwaveable... I don't do microwaves anyway.

I especially don't have children or anything like that.

-My skills are more set towards branding.

-But do you eat?

Yes.

Occasionally. No, the point is that my skillset is more based towards branding.

As I said, I don't feel as though anyone else in the team

would have carried out a job better than myself,

even though it is a bad job, at least it's done properly.

Why don't you do microwaves? What's your problem with microwaves?

I haven't had one for years. My mother doesn't use it.

-She's a good cook, my mum.

-Sorry, you live at home, don't you?

-Yes.

That would explain why you don't use a microwave.

Fair enough. Sorry. Apologies.

Man, two years' time. Ting.

That's going to be your life.

Trust me. All right.

Even when it wasn't your pitch, you still made your presence felt.

Let's relive that beautiful moment.

We're really passionate about what we've created...

POPPING

..we're here, we're so happy to show you what we've got.

Um, the industry itself, it really does seem to have gone through

a bit of a revolution over the last few years.

POPPING

Excuse the noise in the background.

His just preparing something nice for you to eat. Sorry.

I think this has really been part of fuelling the market.

-The microwave's not on.

-You need to press the big button at the bottom.

-Press that to start, is it?

-Yes.

We also looked at vegetarians...

BEEPING

LAUGHING

Did you not know that was going hideously wrong?!

-Were you unaware?

-No, I didn't realise. It was quite loud.

As I said, I haven't had enough practice with these microwaveable meals

to quite get the fork pop, to get it right and discreet.

You don't need to do it nine times!

"I want no plastic. Damn the plastic.

-"Be gone, plastic. I want to get rid of it."

-I want it cooked.

Have you ever screwed up at a pitch?

I think my worst one was when I went to a supermarket

and just about to start cooking and the fire alarm went off

and we all had to evacuate the building.

Maybe because of something I'd done.

Then I had to do the pitch in the car park.

-While the burning food was still...

-Yes.

..being doused by the fire...

Ever have an item go wrong on the show, The One Show?

Jumping around, people presumably cooking all the time?

Well, funny you should say that, Dara, because we've had a fire alarm live on the show.

-Really? And did you do the show from the car park?

-No, we just left.

It was amazing. We could go home at 7.15 for once.

-It was all because of a jacket potato.

-Really?

-In a microwave.

You're right, you know. Stay away from them

-Deadly.

-Popty Ping. Evil Popty Ping.

All right. We also got to see a side of Leah tonight

that we haven't seen before.

That is, what she looks like on the attack.

I'm glad you brought Leah in because I've got a few questions to ask her, not just on this task here,

but also about what you think you've contributed in the last nine weeks.

Week in, week out, I perform in whatever role I am given.

I have delivered. I don't think you can say that I haven't performed.

I am the most reliable, consistent person in this process.

I am the person that will deliver. I am the type of person

you would give £250,000 to and think, "She isn't going to do something crazy."

I am a sensible person. I deliver task after task after task.

I have performed in every single sector.

I have outperformed Myles on every task. He's been in business for 23 years.

-I have just about been on the planet that long.

-Give me strength.

You've spoken more in the last ten minutes than you've done in the last nine weeks.

It was impressive though. It was impressive from Leah.

Leah seems efficient but quiet and hasn't had to fight.

Yeah, but Leah is a lovely, pleasant individual and suchlike that.

I think that because she was brought back into the boardroom,

I do feel as though she probably needed to give it a bit back

-to reinstate her point.

-Man, did she ever?

-Oh, yeah.

Hey, listen, I know women from Northern Ireland

and they're well capable of doing that. They'll fight their corner.

-But this is impressive. This is the first time we've seen that from her.

-Really impressive.

I mean, the thing that really stood out for me,

after she delivered this great speech on why she should stay

and then Myles cut her off so unpleasantly at the end.

I can't remember what he said but something like,

"Save your advice and just be quiet."

I think that really stuck with me and he needs to go.

I think some of the polish is coming off Myles, do you think?

He's very polished and we're just getting beneath that veneer

and seeing a little bit of the manipulation, maybe.

If we find out that he's actually not that ripped...

If we find out actually he was wearing a see-through

kind of girdle that had...

-One of these blow-up suits.

-Yeah, you know the ones,

where you spray paint a six-pack on.

It's great. Do you use Marcel? He's fantastic.

He's exceptionally good at it.

Your Welshness, by the way, has been one of your most notable features.

But another thing has almost preceded it.

# I feel pretty

# Oh so pretty

# I feel pretty... #

I've got to keep them in shape.

That's nice.

My eyebrows are perfection.

I can't ask this any other way. Why do you do that to your face?

It's the way I was born so I can't really control that.

Seriously, if you let them run rampant, where would they go to?

Basically, towards the edges here, they're kind of like spidery hairs,

so basically, I just have those off, just to tidy it up a little bit.

-They do look like seagulls in flight. It's great.

-Get back here. Right.

There's no way that... You've taken a little bit too much off here.

-No, that's where they end. Honestly.

-Really?

-They end there

-and they kind of go down.

-You're right to stop THAT.

It's like an inverted Jason. It just goes down.

Really? You were born with that? I presumed that you had overdone it

and then it's one of those things where you're like,

"I've got to take a bit more off this. Now I've got to take more off this.

"Now I've got to take more of this." Suddenly, you're left with THAT.

It's a good look. Is it a good look?

I think it's a good look because they are nearing a V,

yet you manage not to look sinister.

-Weirdly.

-Are you looking at me?

I think he's definitely achieved sinister.

-You can over pluck.

-Yeah.

But I think you're just within the plucking boundaries there.

You're all right.

Are the...? Are the...? We should say this very carefully.

Are the plucking boundaries at the point where you look

astonished for no particular reason?

Is that what you've got to watch out for?

Yeah, you don't look TOO surprised.

You look surprised, but not too surprised.

Alex, please, show us surprised. I want to see surprise.

I will confess a certain jealousy.

I don't have much in the way of eyebrows or hair.

If I had those, I'd be growing them and combing over.

Let's hear now what Lord Sugar

and your former colleagues have to say about you.

I've been impressed in the way

that Alex applied himself in this process.

He's very energetic but I'm concerned that Alex loses focus

and he jumps from one business idea to another.

While Alex is great, he's really inconsistent..

Alex I think can be slightly volatile and projectable.

I think that Alex's face midway through day one told a real story.

He was wearing the stress of the world on his shoulders.

-LORD SUGAR:

-Alex is a young man with many admirable qualities

but he didn't stick to his guns on this task.

I need a business partner that has more self-belief and judgement

and that's why Alex had to go.

You're one of those who's come to this process and been left

with a very, very clear message from Lord Sugar about focusing.

Was that important to you?

-Do you think there's something for you to take from this?

-Certainly.

The point is, Lord Sugar was completely right and I totally

agree with the firing, but at the end of the day, if I'm not going to get £250,000 investment,

at least I'm going to take that away. To be schooled by such a business icon at such a young age,

it's an experience one can only dream of.

So you've gone from a slate business, wasn't it?

Yeah, the story behind it is the slate markets, what I was providing

I felt had kind of peaked. The legal industry is always something

that's very much interested me. I feel as though it's so complex,

whether you're setting up a business or anything, you're going

back and forth to different people and I wanted to unite that.

Are you not worried about the lack of training in law?

I like to think the way that I think applies a different mentality to it.

I'm not the one defending you in court and suchlike that.

I'm just taking a mechanical look on the whole thing

-and trying to make it a bit better and that's what my goal is.

-OK.

When you started the business, how long before you were comfortable?

It's a long-term commitment.

It's a long-term commitment but I think you have to get started.

I admire Alex getting stuck in early.

You have to adapt as you go along. You might make a few mistakes.

We all do. But get stuck in and don't procrastinate.

OK. Let's take a look at the winning team and the chef who forgot

the most important stage of the cooking process.

I have no idea about cooking.

I genuinely wouldn't even know where to start.

I've got a three-tiered recipe. I don't know what passata is. Patatas?

-Passata?

-It's exactly like you'd cook a stir-fry.

I don't cook stir-fries.

I've been royally stitched up by my team members. Can you burn chicken?

Yes.

Throw spaghetti at a wall. If it sticks, it's ready.

Do you think people are disappointed that they liked the brand,

-but then when they tried it...

-Come on, Luisa, keep stabbing me.

-How did you think it tasted?

-I didn't even taste it.

-You didn't taste your own food?

-I just made it as quickly as possible.

That is the most bizarre explanation I have ever heard in my life.

-It's astonishing. Who wouldn't taste their own food?

-Astonishing.

Surely, it's the first thing. It's directly in front of you,

you're about to feed it to other people..

She said at the beginning that she's not a big cook,

but, Charlie, correct me if I'm wrong,

but if you're selling a ready meal, isn't it surely all about the taste?

You would presume so, but then was she shafted by the other two?

Yes, because Luisa should have... She had a background...

-She runs a bakery shop.

-Exactly.

She's on the phone, giving her all these instructions,

"Put paprika in it." Obviously, Francesca is out of her depth.

So, had Luisa gone in and done it, it would have been probably...

Even though they won, the actual taste...

-It would have had SOME taste.

-It was a gamble. It could have gone hideously wrong for them.

It could have done, but I think we will see Francesca

on a new TV show called Can't Cook, Don't Cook, Won't Cook,

You're Not Hearing Me, I Don't Cook. Will Not Cook. I Do Eat Though.

-I Do Eat.

-But not her own food.

Not her own stuff. Neil and Luisa have cast themselves

as the alpha male and female of the group,

but tonight, they bonded over their unusually named Oh My Pow.

Funky food for funky people.

-Oh My Pow is in the middle. Boom.

-Effective. It's bold.

-Really powerful.

-It is powerful. We've done it.

-Oh My Pow.

High five.

It's been fun, it's been enjoyable,

but I think we've actually come up with a really great brand.

-I really, really liked working with Neil.

-Are you powerful enough?

-Damn right.

-Yes, I am.

Neil, give me a cuddle.

-Are we the dream team? Is that what it is?

-We are a dream team.

We love each other.

Oh, for God's sake. This is what they did.

They're hugging each other over Oh My Pow.

Powerful food for powerful minds.

But does it not look like the packaging you would see...

Somebody saying, "Look what they sell in South Korea."

"I was hammered in Tokyo, at three o'clock in the morning,

"I found this. Can you believe it?

"This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life."

Almost a wow. Almost a wow but just without any taste in it.

Yes. "We'll add flavour if you buy in bulk."

It's almost like a threat.

"If you only buy a few, no, you're not getting any flavour at all.

"But if you buy a minimum 4,000,

"then we MIGHT put some chilli powder in it.

"But until then, nothing for you."

But Karren did say, she saw something

in Luisa for the first time.

I see what she means. I mean, I'm a bit frightened of Luisa.

She did seem to be a little bit more upbeat, a bit more positive.

Her and Neil did work well together.

I mean, they came up with Oh My Pow which is not great.

-What did you think of the concept, by the way?

-The concept was flawed.

The concept was hideous

because it was the wrongest thing you've ever seen in your life.

-Right?

-I was being polite.

-Thai noodles and Caribbean chicken?!

-Appealed to nobody at all.

-Take some of this and some of that.

Some fusions work. Chicken Balti in a pie, magic. Lovely. That works.

That works beautifully. Sushi on a roast potato. No.

Some cultures were not made to cross over in any way.

Hideous. What's the most far out you've gone in your business

-in terms of mixing tastes?

-Well, you know, it's difficult.

If you push it too far, people don't like it.

We actually once did a fantastic dish

with duck and chilli and fig.

It was delicious. It was delicious. But unfortunately, nobody wanted to buy it.

But you didn't put it with vanilla ice-cream

which is the kind of thing that Oh My Pow would have done.

Ridiculous thing.

You were likened, by the way, at the start of this process,

way back in week one, to one particular character.

So we spent some time gathering evidence and yes, it is you.

Has anyone ever said you look like anyone?

I sometimes get Freddie Mercury.

-Dracula?

-Dracula?!

I think some of the team maybe don't want to have me as project manager

just because I'm a little bit short in the tooth.

This is lovely, isn't it?

I do have a very innocent face.

My mum runs a nursery and some of the kids are frightened of me.

Good morning, girls and boys.

SCREAMING

Bottoms up.

HE YAWNS

OK. I'm going to go to the panel now.

-Who do you think is going to make the final, if you could name two people?

-I think Jordan.

Good, savvy on the business front.

And my wild card is Luisa. I think she's cunning,

she's played a clever game and is getting better and better.

-OK. Alex?

-I think it would probably be Neil for me.

He seems to be quite feisty, but quite together

and he seems like he's got a plan.

I'd like to see a girl in the final who would be Leah, probably,

because I think she's been quite consistent as well

and under her quietness, she seems to have

a sort of quiet confidence

-which might come through in the next few weeks.

-Fred?

I think that Myles, having survived tonight, might go all the way.

I thought he was close to being fired tonight.

I think Leah because in one of the previous episodes

somebody said she's got a very good business proposition.

And for the gentleman beside us here, I'm going to ask you

if you believe the right decision was made tonight.

-Should Lord Sugar have fired Alex?

-No, mistake.

-Really?

-Who should have gone?

-Myles.

-Myles. Alex?

Definitely not because The Apprentice will be a duller place without him.

-Fred?

-Yep, it's a hat trick. I would have fired Myles as well.

Let's throw it out to yourselves.

I'm exempting the Welsh London Male Voice Choir

from this particular vote.

There will be no block voting in this election.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, hold up fired.

If you disagree, hold up hired.

I'm taking that as an endorsement of you. Congratulations.

Very, very good. Yeah, absolutely. Hired it is. Well done.

Good man yourself.

We were spoiled for choice, by the way,

over what to give you as a gift.

So we have created a range of Popty Ping instant meals.

That's terrifying.

APPLAUSE

And it's been so popular, Popty Ping,

that the merchandising range is already there.

I bring to you the first-ever appearance of Popty Ping.

-Thank you.

-Enjoy.

Alex, you gave us nine glorious weeks.

Here are your highlights.

Fresh Viagra. I don't need any of that. I'm from Wales.

# Sex bomb Sex bomb... #

Colonel. I aim to go further, harder, stronger,

longer and exceed all expectations.

I'm 16 stone and I'm still afloat. It's honestly that good.

Lovely jubbly. Shake my hand.

I'm a very enthusiastic individual.

I don't mind dressing up as a scarecrow.

Come here, you.

Come on up to Fruity Cow!

I'm not a shrinking violet. I'll dress how I want.

I've actually got some leftover toilet roll.

I was going to say, it's not reused or anything like that.

Appearance is definitely very important to me.

Focus on the eyes.

-A comedian.

-He's very funny.

An unusual character.

I just love him.

# Baby, you can turn me on. #

Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Mills.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sadly, we've run out of time. Thanks to all my guests.

Alex will be a guest on Fred's BBC Radio Scotland Show MacAulay and Co tomorrow morning.

If you want the opportunity to be in the running to be

Lord Sugar's business partner next year,

then please go to our website...

where you will find all you need to know and how to apply.

If you've got a great business idea, then you could be in with a chance

of securing £250,000 investment.

Don't forget that Matt Edmondson's Awkward Conversations

with the fired candidates are also on our website.

Next week, the teams have to grow a retail business

from a market stall to shop. But who will be left on the shelf?

-We're going to wear smart jeans and a shirt?

-Boring.

-You go off and buy some stock for a stall.

-Smell what sells.

-Stack them high and sell it cheap.

-We need to land something big.

-Five of these. Four of these.

-You go out and buy this? What is this?

-Great gift ideas. Gift ideas.

-We need to shift these dresses. £65.

You're the most risky bloody investments on this planet.

-We're here all day.

-Did you sell it?

-Bit of fun ceramic here?

-No.

-Don't really want to know, do they?

-Nice look, isn't it?

I know you're on the job but...

I haven't got a bloody clue what you are talking about.

See you next Wednesday at ten. Good night.

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