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British Academy Television Awards, coming to you from

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# Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man.

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# I showed him all the things that he didn't understand.

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# Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name.

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# 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave.

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# Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me.

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# Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all.

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Welcome to the Baftas. Welcome to the Baftas. Enjoyed.

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# So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll.

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# You know that's how the story goes.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave.

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# Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me.

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# Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all.

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# My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me.

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# Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all.

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So excited for tonight. Cannot wait to get in there. Fingers crossed for

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Britain's Got Talent. I am so excited. I feel a win coming on.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas.

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# One, two, three, they gonna run back to me.

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# They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave.

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# My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me.

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# Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all.

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# Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me.

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# Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all.

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CHEERING Thank you! Let's start the Bafta

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awards 2016! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host this

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evening, the I business Graham Norton!

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CHEERING Thank you, thank you. Too

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kind. Good evening, everybody! British Academy Television Awards,

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coming to you from Thanks for joining us for one of the

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most star-studded TV events I'd like to tell you my name,

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but thanks to my super injunction, you'll just have

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to check on Twitter. LAUGHTER

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Well done to all our glamorous people for surviving the red carpet.

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Well done to all our glamorous It was hot! This theatre smells like

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the inside of a minicab! You know the form, we are here up once again

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on the Southbank celebrating. A few Then they get a cab or eight said

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eco-bike. That is what they are called, isn't it?

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Now after recent awards ceremonies I want to assure you that no one is

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going to be judged on the way they're dressed here tonight.

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Because that is the job of tomorrow's Mail Online.

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We learnt a lot from our amazing dramas this year.

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And never, EVER, cheat on Suranne Jones.

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Yes, one of the biggest hits of the year was Doctor Foster.

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it was fantastic! CHEERING

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Wow, no wonder Doctor Foster was so angry.

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Her husband was cheating on her and the government

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is trying to make her work weekends.

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We must mention The Night Manager, wasn't it good?

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There is Tom all squeaky clean in the front row.

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Thanks to his fantastic performance in The Night Manager,

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poor Donald Trump was relegated to only the second

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I haven't seen that many people desperate

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to flee Austria to escape death since

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They are just jokes, I am reading them aloud.

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Sadly many of the contestants on The Jump

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had accidents and were taken to hospital.

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Poor Sid Owen is looking at two years off work,

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I really enjoyed the BBC's brilliant Car Share.

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My favourite bit was when Matt le Blanc

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It was probably the biggest U-turn of the year.

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Unless you count Simon Cowell going, "Erm...

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does anyone still have Dermot's number?"

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Well done! CHEERING

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I'm not saying the writing was on the wall for

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Caroline Flack but you could get better odds of Anne Boleyn returning

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Nostalgia is back and the BBC is reviving sitcoms

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like Are You Being Served and Porridge.

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Which is weird because the BBC don't usually like having

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things that happened in the '70s dragged up again.

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Let's get started because the sooner we begin the sooner we can have a

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couple of drinks or as they say in the theatre world, some technical

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difficulties. We are here to celebrate excellence, keep up. Here

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is a little reminder of just how good British television really is.

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I have loved you since I was a little girl. And I want you to be my

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husband. # sun in the sky, you know how I

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feel, it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me... Come

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on then, do your worst. These are live pictures from inside the

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capsule. Pitch is right, I am a wolf tonight.

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I would like to exit at this point. That is wholly unexpected. BBC Three

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is not closing, it is moving to the Internet.

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Aren't we brilliant?! We are great! It is impressive, isn't it?

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If this were The Apprentice, it's time to find out who's going up

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The Shard to learn to salsa dance and who's going

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And to say we're starting on a high is an understatement.

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To present it, are two stars that can sing, dance and act.

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Please welcome, from the upcoming animated film Trolls,

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the fantastic Anna Kendrick

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and the incredible Justin Timberlake.

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Who is reading Justin? You can do it. It is not that exciting any

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more, to be honest! Mum! Thank you. It's such a great honour to be

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here at the Baftas to present the first award of the night

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for Drama Series. British drama has always set the bar

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for everyone else to follow, so naturally, they asked to Americans

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to present it. That is right, two Americans, never seen any of these

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shows! Let's take a look at these wonderful nominees.

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The gentlemen are to be tried together. You are to be judged by

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your peers. You have no witnesses. When you wear at liberty, madam,

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your ladies were intimidated by you, forced to lie for you. Now they are

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emboldened. I am sure they are. If the Panthers are back then I need

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my diamond specialist to be capable of tracking them. Take it as a

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compliment. The fact is, you are simply too good.

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I am sad because I want to be like you, mouse, small and ferry and

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warm, then we could flyaway together. Then he said... I will

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take over now. No, I want her to do it. Reading is money's job. But she

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does not rush. Now, if you feel like you can't go

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on, because all of your hope is gone! And your world around is

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crumbling down... Thank you on behalf of all of us who

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worked on Wolf Hall. In a week when John Whittingdale described the loss

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of the BBC as a tempting prospect, I would like to say some words in

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defence of that organisation full. I think most people would agree that

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the BBC's main job is to speak I think most people would agree that

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to power. To report to the British public without fear or favour, no

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matter how unpalatable that might be to

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matter how unpalatable that might be Government. It is your BBC.

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE In many ways, our broadcasting, the

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BBC and Channel 4, which they are also attempting to eadvice rate, is

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the envy of the world and we should stand up and fight for it, not let

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it go by default. -- evicerate. And if we don't, blink and

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it go by default. -- evicerate. be gone. There will be no more Wolf

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Halls, no more award-winning Disspachs documentaries on Channel

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Halls, no more award-winning 4, a broadcasting landscape where

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the only determinant as it whether something gets made is whether it is

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likely to line the pock ets of something gets made is whether it is

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shareholders. No, no! It's time for us to stand up and say no to

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shareholders. No, no! It's time for dangerous nonsense. Thank you very

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much. CHEERING AND

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APPLAUSE Oh, what a great start to the show?

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A standing ovation. Hay, that's go. On to the Entertainment

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Programme Award now. And here to present it,

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is a man so tall it costs ?25 From Cuckoo and Man Down it's

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the hilarious, Greg Davies. Good evening. I'm so sorry about

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Justin, ladies and gentlemen. He has not aged well. But, thankfully, I'm

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here to bring back the sexy to the Baftas.

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APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen, when I was a

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young man, I heard what I thought was a wild animal in my parent's

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garden. On investigation, I discovered it was actually my mother

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guzzling from the outside tap at the back of our house, having zentedly

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drank petrol. -- accidentally drank petrol.

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It was one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen. I think you

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know the point I'm making. Entertainment can take many forms.

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APPLAUSE Jenny is on stage now singing. I

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think the other Adeles have finally twigged.

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A I'm getting a bit teary. This is so lovely.

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# You ain't seen nothing yet...#

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Oh my God! Watch her head. Oh my God.

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We need an actor to carry on the rest of the interview. Get me an

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actor to carry on the interview. How big? At least Star Wars level.

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Sorry, mate, mate, you haven't been on Star Wars, have you? Yes, I was.

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Oh my goodness. We are genuinely shocked. We were talking earlier, we

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both probably thought Adele At The BBC had won because it was

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brilliant. In fact my daughter said - no offence mum, but you have no

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chance. This is the most incredible honour. We have never won a Bafta

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before. This is our first Bafta. APPLAUSE It honestly means the world

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to all of us. So thank you so much to everybody at Bafta. I'm

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regretting the three Tequilas. Thank you to our wonderful producers.

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Louise Rainbow is an extraordinary woman. Thank you to the judges and

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our amazing dancers. I won't speak any more. We cannot believe it. We

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are going out for five days after this. Come on. We are going to

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celebrate. We have an amazing production team

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and fantastic celebrities who have entrusted us with their reputation

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over the years. Thank you to them. I would like to thapg our bosses, Joe

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Wallace and Katie Taylor who are brilliant and there for us. I would

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like to say this show doesn't belong to us, it belongs to our viewers and

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they are the most loyal, dedicated, demanding and passionate viewers any

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show could wish for. I would like to dedicate this Bafta to them. Thank

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you Bafta. Next up is Female in a Comedy,

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and to present it is Looks, talent, and if he wants

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them, the phone numbers Please welcome, the

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incredible Idris Elba. Good evening. I have lost my voice,

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bear with me, OK. I'm not drunk, I promise.

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I am so pleased to have been asked to present the

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I have so much respect for all four of the hugely talented

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Honestly, I just can't imagine what it must

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feel like to have a job where

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Mind you, I thought I was pretty funny in The Jungle Book. Here are

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the nominees: I got jumped today. My mum doesn't

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want to see me any more. I couldn't hang on to a mum friend. It is not

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like she is all that, she said I should hang out with them. Every one

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is probably more interesting in me. Rob? What? What I just said.

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Peter Kaye's Car Share. How did your date go? He wasn't Japanese.

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Furious, I have learned the language as well. Where were he from?

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Rochdale. His name wasn't Simon. What made you think he was? He

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shortened it to Si. Why the oriental. His user name was

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Jap's Eye. Miranda Heart - Miranda. Just twist your stick. Just twist

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your stick. Twist your stick. Oh. Will you twist your stick. Michaela

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coal, Chewing Gum. -- Michaela Coel. We are Christian. We are going to

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get married anyway. You might as well show me now that you want me.

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God won't care. Just a little thing. I'm going to give you one little

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kiss. One little kiss. I'm coming towards you, just one kiss. Please.

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Ow, man. Thank you, thank you very much.

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would like to pay my respects to Victoria Wood with this in my hand.

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APPLAUSE I would also like to thank people

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who told me I was funny and helped enhance that and if there is anyone

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out there who looks like me or feels out of place trying to get into

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performing and all this stuff, I would say - you are beautiful,

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embrace it, you are intejet, embrace it. You are powerful, embrace it.

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Thank you. APPLAUSE

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Aw, congratulations and Idris is -- you are intelligent,

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Aw, congratulations and Idris is looking for volunteers to help him

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find his voice. Now our next category

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is the International award From Sweden and France. But hay, if

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they'll sweep up at the Baftas. And here to present

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it is a fantastic actor from the brilliant Penny Dreadful,

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please welcome Josh Hartnett. The advent of on demand

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services has not only given us previously

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unimaginable access to wonderful new shows

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from around the world but it also allows us

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to watch them in one I watched great British Bake Off

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Creme De La Creme. I'm not kidding. Let's take a look at this year's

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four nominated shows: OK, Jonny will take you through the

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research. Of Castro? No, of you. The skeletons in my closet? Yes. That's

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a lot of skeletons. Have you ever seen the Matrix. Yes. Remember when

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they show Keanu a red pill and a blue one and if he takes the red he

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will go down the rabbit hole? Yes This is the red pill.

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Pablo was making a killing in the smuggling business, cigarettes,

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alcohol, marijuana, you name it. He at the time Pablo owned half the

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police in the area but he was Columbia's version of the FBI. They

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didn't play by the same rules. Is she cordial? No, she is the

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filing cabinet with a hairdo. She hated me when I was male, and you

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know, when she was little she used to accuse me of wearing her clothes.

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Did you? Of course I did. You should hold it. No, you hold it.

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What an incredible honour, thank you, Bafta. Thank you. This is Joe

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Lewis, our director of comedy and myself Asian. Bash back my

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salvation. I just want to thank all of you, Joe Soloway who created this

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wonderful, wonderful project, and the wonderfully eloquent and

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dedicated cast. Amazon who said play on, play on, play on. And again to

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this cast who were so dedicated. Everywhere you look, is genius. This

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is the series which says, it is OK to change, you will still be loved,

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go for your authentic self, be who you are, to hell with the

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consequences, live, love, be free. Thank you so much.

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CHEERING On to one of my favourite

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things now - Here to present the award

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for Male Performance in a Comedy, is one of our

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finest comedy actresses. I'm so pleased that

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Bafta has asked me to present this particular award

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this evening because this category really

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does represent two of my Let's take a look the four huge

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talents nominated: I am going to pause this. Don't be

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daft, you will never make it there and back in time. Watch this.

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Yes, will, come in. No, come in, come in. That is great, thanks. We

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missed each other earlier. My path isn't working. Oh, right. I came

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down to get it. That's nice. Thanks anyway, will.

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What would your chosen specialised subject be? You have to choose

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three. I am thinking British birds not including seagulls. Can you do

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that? I don't know. I can't do the life and career of Linda Lusardi.

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That is a bit creepy. # when you are all alone and the

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pretty birds have flown, I'm still free... No, no, no. RAP MUSIC..

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You all right, love? LAUGHTER

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Well... Thanks.

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LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

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Which surprisingly, isn't going to Ken Livingstone.

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But here to tell us who it is going to, all the way from

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Game of Thrones and The Secret, it's the

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wonderful Rose Leslie and the brilliant James Nesbitt.

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We are here to present the Bafta for best single drama. These four

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drummers are -- dramas are brilliant but with new and exciting drama on

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sky, with prime-time drama on Channel five, it is clear that

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excellence and diversity is alive and well, across all our channels,

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commercial and click service. I am echoing Peter Kosminsky here a

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little bit, but I hope representing people in front of the camera, I

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think it is true that all of these films, the writers, directors, cast

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and crew and everyone in this hall, are built to do what they can do

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because of the BBC. CHEERING

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Do not strip it away? Did you watch the Hollow Crown last night? Please

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protect it. And the nominees are... You mustn't tell anyone about this

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letter, not even Marcus. Of course not. I will be terribly angry with

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you if you do. I went to be. You see, Leo, you will get us all into

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the most frightful trouble. Lovely as it was to be inundated

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with well-wishers, it was the first taste of being like a museum image,

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roll up, roll up and see the one breasted woman.

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What did you do with that photo? Nothing yet. Why did you take them,

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Casey? My parents are judgmental and

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difficult. Her mother is overemotional, a bit weak and drinks

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too much. Is that good parenting? Who tested them?

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Thank you so much. I want to thank Ruth Bailey, the star of the show

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and Adam Long. Our director and producer and Jack is on the stage

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for second time, has done brilliant writing and particularly for BBC

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Three, Damian Kavanagh and Syed Bennett and the BBC for all their

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support, thank you very much. I am a writer because I cannot speak, but

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just to say, we are having a wonderful debate about diversity at

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the moment and trying to distort out the problems in our industry. The

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sector which seems to get missed out quite a lot of the time is

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disability and the cuts to access to work are making it very difficult

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for theatre companies, film companies and TV companies to employ

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disabled Howland and that is wrong and that has got to change. --

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disabled talent. Thank you. Past winners include people like

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French and Saunders, Richard Curtis but this year it is

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it's going it is to a writing duo who have written some

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Let's take a look at what makes them such deserving

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recipients of Bafta's highest accolade.

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in 1948, teenagers Ray Golden and Alan Simpson met at a sanatorium

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where they were being treated for the often fatal tuberculosis. -- Ray

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Galton. After a stint in radio the duo had the good fortune to meet

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Tony Hancock and planned to write a 30 minute scripted comedy, what we

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now call a sitcom, resulted in Hancock's Hearth Hour. Oh, shoddy. I

:43:08.:43:14.

wondered where those holes came from? I have been treating them

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forward worm. It was to become Britain's first long-running sitcom

:43:22.:43:25.

with seven series, paving the way for sitcoms of the future. I did

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mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint, that is very nearly an

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armful! In 1961, Galton and Simpson began writing for the BBC's comedy

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Playhouse. One of the shows on offer featured the rag and bone men

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Steptoe and son. This universal Father and son story went on to

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become a huge long-running hit, watched by 28 million at its peak.

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Festering fly alone still! What do you want for your tea? Today is

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Wednesday, I want BBC Two on. I don't. I have the law of contract on

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my side. I have the knobs on my side. Galton and Simpson wrote for

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film and TV. In recent years I have been lucky enough to work with them

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myself, that is why I have got a tie on.

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Friends all over the world, none in this country!

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Since the 60s, writers of all shapes and sizes have been inspired by

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these giants of comedy. Without Ray and Alan, the sitcom might look very

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different. Galton and Simpson, we thank you. We

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are very sorry that we cannot be with you tonight and we must

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apologise that we have had this speech written for us. We cannot

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afford our prices. Ray and I met in 1948 in a sanatorium, and to this

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day we complement each other. He helps me up the stairs and I tell

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him what day it is. We are so glad you have chosen this year for the

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award because if you waited much longer you might have missed us.

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There are so many people to thank for this award but unfortunately,

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most of them are dead. Apart from Tessa who has been here for 50

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years. We must remember to pay her. 50 years, oh, God. We must thank the

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person without whom none of this is possible, Ray Galton.

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It's been a pleasure knowing you all these years. Cheers. Cheers. Thank

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you very much again. Have a wonderful evening. Cheers.

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APPLAUSE Huge congratulations to Galton and

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Simpson. The next award is the

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Radio Times Audience Award While we see the nominations, we

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have a very special treat for you. Please welcome to the stage,

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the amazing - Birdy! # But it's hard to sleep

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# When your head's not in it # Cause you disappeared

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# And that's all that's missing # And he's shaped like you,

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# And I thought I knew him # And it's dark inside,

:46:44.:46:54.

# But the light was in it # This can't be love

:46:55.:46:59.

# If it hurts so much # I will survive

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# And be the one who's stronger # I will move on

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# And you should know I mean it # How we danced so close,

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# I would stand on your feet # Our fading scars,

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just shooting stars I love my job but do you ever fancy

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chucking it in and going backpacking. I'm an analogue man in

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a digital world. Redundant. This was one of the biggest miscarriages of

:48:15.:48:21.

justice I ever saw. Poverty doesn't offend me, nor does aspiration. But

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you are mistaken if you think greed and expectation are the traits of a

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gentlemen. You are having an affair, aren't you? It doesn't crumble at

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all. It holds together. You have worked it too much. Is it

:48:39.:48:43.

overworked. It is overworked. On your march, get, set.

:48:44.:48:49.

# I will survive # And be the one who's stronger

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# I will move on # And you should know I mean it

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# Our human hearts # Forget how strong they are

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# And they get lost along the way, hey

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# It's not giving up # It's letting go

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# I will survive # And be the one who's stronger

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# I will move on # And you should know I mean it

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# I will survive # And be the one who's stronger

:49:49.:49:53.

# I will move on # And you should know I mean it

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the award from last year's winning show, Sherlock,

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Lovely to be here, it is a great honour.

:50:44.:51:00.

Being lucky enough to have been part of

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Sherlock's success in winning The Radio Times

:51:03.:51:04.

Award last year, I know just how much winning

:51:05.:51:06.

the public vote is going to mean to one of the

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Five years ago, Sherlock lost to The Only Way Is Essex. I'm all for the

:51:10.:51:25.

public vote. But, it can be unpredictable. Just ask Pontius

:51:26.:51:27.

Pilate. And what an eclectic variety of

:51:28.:51:34.

wonderful shows they are. Doctor Foster, The Great British

:51:35.:51:36.

Bake Off, Humans, Making A Murderer,

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Peter Kay's Car Share and CHEERS

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Ye, all right. And the winner is... Oh, it's poll dark. -- Poldark.

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Well, it is incredible. Thank you so much. On behalf of the cast and our

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crew, thank you so much to the fans, first and foremost. You are

:52:20.:52:21.

incredibly supportive and loyal and we wouldn't be anywhere without you,

:52:22.:52:26.

so thank you. BBC and Radio Times thank you so much for all your

:52:27.:52:32.

support and Debbie and Damien and Karen, thank you so much, cheers.

:52:33.:52:40.

I would also like to say the book, the series is based on books by

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Winston Graham which are brilliant but they have been brought to life,

:52:48.:52:53.

so wonderfully by Debbie Horsfield. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for

:52:54.:52:58.

her of the Thank you very much to Radio Times and to the audience, of

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course, it is the best prize to win. APPLAUSE Anyone else? Very good.

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Congratulations to Poldark. Oh, a man bun at the Baftas. How

:53:16.:53:18.

very modern. This is so exciting. The nominees

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all this year all have such a wealth of talent and experience with so

:53:49.:53:53.

many unbelievable credits to their names you could be unforgiven for

:53:54.:53:57.

thinking this was a lifetime achievement category, honestly. Take

:53:58.:53:58.

a look. The dresser. You disappointment me.

:53:59.:54:15.

You say self-pity is the worst character. Who have you been working

:54:16.:54:18.

for, the Ministry of Information? Struggle and survival you said.

:54:19.:54:22.

That's all that matter. We are all struggling for survival. Why can't

:54:23.:54:23.

you? Cucumber. I love you. Don't say

:54:24.:54:36.

that. But it is true. It is just a random association. It is a phrase.

:54:37.:54:40.

It goes with your face and this house, that's all and I love you

:54:41.:54:44.

too, if you really want to know. Of course I do. So what? So we should

:54:45.:54:50.

do something. What for? I loved Tony Gibbons once. So what.

:54:51.:54:56.

Unforgotten. I would never have hurt. Jimmy. I loved him. I never

:54:57.:55:07.

would have hurt him. Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Anton Lesser. Wolf Hall. All our differences will be forgot but for

:55:18.:55:27.

now, we cannot wish them away. All I have, all I own is the ground I

:55:28.:55:32.

stand upon. That ground is Thomas Moore, if you want it, you must take

:55:33.:55:40.

it. I will not yield it. APPLAUSE

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I'm rather surprised. I was taken aback a few weeks ago to be

:55:47.:56:30.

introduced on the ITV Good Morning show as "veteran actor." It didn't

:56:31.:56:37.

seem right. I mean it's not so long since that I was Most Promising

:56:38.:56:41.

Newcomer. I thought about it and indeed I was

:56:42.:56:50.

Promising Newcomer, in... 1962. Anyway, better an actor I be and I'm

:56:51.:56:57.

very grateful to ITV and Main Street Productions for the wonderful set of

:56:58.:57:02.

people they found to be in Unforgotten. I'm grateful to Chris

:57:03.:57:07.

Lang for his screenplay and television directors never get any

:57:08.:57:13.

credit. They never get any mention, unlike film directors but Andy

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Wilson, top man, thank you. APPLAUSE

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time for the bafflingly entitled, reality and constructed. To present

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it, from Call the Midwife, it's Helen George and with her a man

:57:45.:57:49.

who's been called many things but tonight I'm going to be with

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Strictly Judge. It's Craig Revel Horwood.

:57:54.:57:55.

APPLAUSE Once again the Reality

:57:56.:58:04.

and Constructed Factual category has provided us

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with some of the most watched and most talked

:58:06.:58:07.

about television of the And the shows nominated

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tonight really do highlight the sheer

:58:10.:58:12.

breadth, originality and creativity of the people

:58:13.:58:14.

who continue to make The Secret Life of 4,

:58:15.:58:17.

5 and 6 Year Olds. Lying depends on a lot of cognitive

:58:18.:58:39.

skills. We often think about it in negative terms but it also requires

:58:40.:58:43.

creativity. You have to generate a good story. Birds and mini beasts. A

:58:44.:58:54.

bird and mini beast. So, a giant bird came and smudged the cake? Yes.

:58:55.:59:00.

I do think she is girlfriend material. Ids no idea there would be

:59:01.:59:10.

somebody, such a good match. Oh, no. What are you oh, noing about. You

:59:11.:59:15.

got awkward. I didn't, it is because I thought about kissing you and then

:59:16.:59:20.

I got awkward. If I move in now, it is going to be embarrassing if you

:59:21.:59:22.

move away. I won't. Two minutes left now Fearne. Stay

:59:23.:59:33.

where you are. Stay where you are. Don't move. It is around my neck. It

:59:34.:59:40.

is going to strangle me, I know T You are absolutely fine. You are

:59:41.:59:45.

absolutely fine. Don't worry. It is around my neck. Yes, everyone can

:59:46.:59:52.

see you. I'm doing a Britney Spears. Gogglebox. Todayrd cardigan bay is

:59:53.:00:00.

home to a huge array of wildlife, there are seals, dolphins, sharks

:00:01.:00:04.

and dolphins. Why is he talking like that, he always shouts - we are

:00:05.:00:08.

going to sea some dolphins and whales, it is going to be epic. I

:00:09.:00:14.

have come here to free dive, a dangerous and sometimes deadly

:00:15.:00:17.

sport. What is free diving? I think it is where he goes down without

:00:18.:00:21.

oxygen. I think it is where you don't have to pay.

:00:22.:00:34.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you, we are really surprised. We are in series

:00:35.:01:14.

five of 24 episodes. We have not won anything at all yet. We probably

:01:15.:01:20.

feel a little bit like Leo did at the Oscars.

:01:21.:01:23.

feel a little bit like Leo did at you thank yous. Especially, thank

:01:24.:01:27.

you, Channel 4, particularly Jay Hunt who has always believed in this

:01:28.:01:31.

series and has allowed us to take it to where we have taken it right now.

:01:32.:01:37.

Our amazing and creative and joyful commissioning team. Thank you. Thank

:01:38.:01:49.

you to our amazing boss Tim Carter at 2020. My incredible team who is

:01:50.:01:53.

just huge and they care deeply about finding matches and people finding

:01:54.:01:58.

love which is brilliant. And thank you to Fred and the restaurant team

:01:59.:02:00.

who we are door. CHEERING

:02:01.:02:06.

-- who we are door. Time for the Supporting

:02:07.:02:11.

Actress award. And here to present it is a man

:02:12.:02:12.

who because of his name, people often ask me

:02:13.:02:15.

if he's any relation. Please welcome, from

:02:16.:02:17.

Happy Valley and Grantchester, I'm sure you will agree,

:02:18.:02:21.

the following four And their respective performances

:02:22.:02:46.

more than demonstrate their The one thing I could say through

:02:47.:03:09.

all the losses come all the missed sports days, or the late nights

:03:10.:03:12.

where my kids needed me and I was sweating to close a case, the one

:03:13.:03:16.

thing I could say is it was worth it but now it is not because he is

:03:17.:03:20.

guilty! He is guilty. What are you doing? You said... No,

:03:21.:03:35.

it was delivered to me. What have you got to do with it? I am his

:03:36.:03:42.

friend. You see that couple over there, you are the puppy.

:03:43.:03:48.

I hate you motorcyclists because you are not safe! And I hate the doctors

:03:49.:04:00.

and nurses at the hospital, especially the Irish one with the

:04:01.:04:11.

knee in breath! And I hate ma'am who is old and I hate dad, I hate him!

:04:12.:04:15.

Stop sitting there and saying you know me, because you don't. If I

:04:16.:04:26.

want to take something to get rid of all the BLEEP I have on my back,

:04:27.:04:30.

then be a mate and let me do it, because that is what I do for you!

:04:31.:04:40.

Oh, gosh! OK! This is England is based on its improvisational skills.

:04:41.:05:24.

You are about to watch my first hand, wish me luck! I have got to

:05:25.:05:31.

thank the main man, Shane Meadows. I would not be standing here if it was

:05:32.:05:35.

not for you picking me up all those ten years ago. He has given me the

:05:36.:05:42.

worst... The best work experience that I could ask for! And the

:05:43.:05:47.

support that you get on set with the cast and crew, I love them all to

:05:48.:05:51.

bits, they are like family to me. I would like to thank Mark Herbert,

:05:52.:05:58.

Becky Rogers and Nicky salt for supporting the onset. Bafta, this is

:05:59.:06:03.

amazing. Thank you very much. This has blown me away. The television

:06:04.:06:07.

workshop, Ian Smith, this is half of yours. I have also got to thank my

:06:08.:06:13.

mum and dad who sat here somewhere. My two brothers, my sister Charlotte

:06:14.:06:18.

and my best friend Claire, they have stuck by me through so much. Thank

:06:19.:06:21.

you, this means the world! CHEERING

:06:22.:06:33.

Comedy and Comedy Entertainment Programme now.

:06:34.:06:35.

And here to present this award are two

:06:36.:06:45.

Comedians who are becoming national treasures.

:06:46.:06:49.

Please welcome, Romesh Ranganathan and Katherine Ryan.

:06:50.:07:02.

We are honoured to be asked to do this award and also grateful to

:07:03.:07:08.

diversity targets! LAUGHTER

:07:09.:07:16.

I do know, because tonight has been a beautiful display of diversity and

:07:17.:07:20.

I feel it is getting hard out there for the white man! What about the

:07:21.:07:27.

white man? Couldn't care less, mate! But I have got something to cheer

:07:28.:07:32.

you up. Have a look at the nominees for best comedy and entertainment

:07:33.:07:43.

programme. MPs are used to getting a rough ride on TV which they also

:07:44.:07:47.

will on this show, because I have to be horrible to all of them. If I

:07:48.:07:54.

called David Cameron boot, I to call Nigel Farage a boot, and Leanne Wood

:07:55.:08:02.

a boot, and Nicola Sturgeon because I am balanced.

:08:03.:08:08.

I once took my trunks off in the communal changing area after missing

:08:09.:08:19.

the sign with my foggy goggles. Where was the swimming pool? It was

:08:20.:08:31.

at a leisure centre. Where was the leisure centre? Next of suing pool.

:08:32.:08:36.

Did anyone see your genitalia? Fire Ayr four people. Which other

:08:37.:08:43.

harmful foodstuff has the government been urged to... Sugar. A tax on

:08:44.:08:50.

sugar would come down on at the city probably. Why does David Cameron not

:08:51.:08:58.

want anything to do with it? Does the people who make sugar support

:08:59.:09:02.

the Conservative Party? Poor Alan, but I did not know it

:09:03.:09:22.

until I was told... What was that? Was it a lamp? I told you not to

:09:23.:09:32.

keep it! And the Bafta goes to... Thank you very much indeed. I would

:09:33.:10:27.

like to say first of all, thank you, I have a wonderful team, Leicester.

:10:28.:10:34.

Thank you very much. I thought I wouldn't do any political stuff this

:10:35.:10:37.

evening, it has already been done, but probably at home it was cut for

:10:38.:10:43.

you. You may have missed it. I would like to say thank you very much to

:10:44.:10:49.

our produces, Mark Barrett, Danny Carter, Joe bunting and the great

:10:50.:10:56.

Richard Wilson who have made the programme consistently what it is. I

:10:57.:11:01.

would also like to thank my code team captain Paul Merton, but there

:11:02.:11:08.

isn't time. And I would also like to thank,

:11:09.:11:10.

isn't time. And I would also like to evening, I would like to thank the

:11:11.:11:12.

BBC who have allowed evening, I would like to thank the

:11:13.:11:17.

For You for a very long time to be rude about governments of all

:11:18.:11:19.

For You for a very long time to be persuasions and none, and their

:11:20.:11:20.

oppositions and indeed rude persuasions and none, and their

:11:21.:11:27.

the BBC itself, which is a provision you are given with public service

:11:28.:11:30.

broadcasting and not on state television. So thank you very much

:11:31.:11:32.

indeed! CHEERING

:11:33.:11:46.

Every year we pause to remember those we've lost.

:11:47.:11:49.

Unfortunately in the last 12 months we've

:11:50.:11:56.

said goodbye to an unprecedented amount of people who

:11:57.:11:58.

So please let's take a moment to pay tribute to some of them now.

:11:59.:12:04.

Let's do it, let's do it, do it to our hearts go boom! This folly is

:12:05.:12:14.

jolly, bent near the backwards on my hostess trolley, let's do it

:12:15.:12:16.

tonight! Identity these questions before I

:12:17.:12:30.

take them out and it is just as well. In a shower you cannot play

:12:31.:12:37.

with your blank. As ever, the people we would like to thank is the people

:12:38.:12:44.

at home. You are the reason that children in the UK continue to hope.

:12:45.:12:52.

My place of worship is the Rovers return.

:12:53.:13:13.

There are too many people getting too well bloody informed, if you ask

:13:14.:13:17.

me. Bloody BBC. A shade too much grenadine. Your

:13:18.:13:37.

recipe, I suppose? Naturally, where I linger I leave my mark.

:13:38.:13:48.

You only take out of life what you put into it, plus a little extra if

:13:49.:13:56.

you find a few mugs. I wish everyone had your sense of humanity, Arthur.

:13:57.:14:04.

Good evening and welcome to Match Of The Day for the start of the 1973-4

:14:05.:14:18.

season. If the ball is empty, you cannot have the cup and the ball, if

:14:19.:14:22.

on the other hand, the ball and the cup together... You are not

:14:23.:14:24.

following this, are you?! Surprise surprise, it is silly here!

:14:25.:14:42.

You are joking! -- it is Cilla Black here.

:14:43.:14:50.

Tonight, we are going to meet among other people a smoking dog called

:14:51.:15:02.

Butch and a smoking butcher. Have you got any of those minutes with a

:15:03.:15:09.

hole in? Oh the mints with a whole and, very good, sir. How big is the

:15:10.:15:15.

whole? I don't want it to be too big. Have you got something to

:15:16.:15:21.

measure it with? Not on me, no. It is good night from me. And it is

:15:22.:15:24.

good night from him. Good night. Our next award is in honour of

:15:25.:15:34.

Huw Weldon. And it's the award for

:15:35.:15:46.

Specialist Factual - or as I like to And here to present

:15:47.:15:53.

it is the broadcasting I am sure you'll agree

:15:54.:15:56.

that the four nominated works in the Specialist Factual

:15:57.:16:15.

Category this year sum up perfectly just how inventive

:16:16.:16:17.

and incredibly varied They range from the arts,

:16:18.:16:19.

architecture and slavery, They are all rich in their subject

:16:20.:16:24.

matter, tone and direction. The little ones may cope with one

:16:25.:16:33.

threat, but what about two? These records transform our image of

:16:34.:17:14.

the slave owner. They reveal that thousands of them lived all over

:17:15.:17:19.

Britain and they show how the profits from slave ownership ran

:17:20.:17:27.

deep into British society. There were the powerful din asties that

:17:28.:17:33.

amassed fortunes by exploiting slave labour in distant lands.

:17:34.:17:37.

Here there were two doors. He asked Rudolf to decide if he wanted to

:17:38.:17:51.

take the plane with the Russian agents of the KGB or wanted to stay

:17:52.:17:54.

in Paris, France. He had to choose. I'm building a house in Essex where

:17:55.:18:13.

I'm from. But it is no ordinary house, it is an ornate, teracotta

:18:14.:18:18.

temple and it is by far the biggest artwork I'll ever get to make.

:18:19.:18:23.

Wow. Thank you so much to Bafta and thank you, as everyone said tonight

:18:24.:19:26.

to the BBC where I have spent most of my career, in a company and

:19:27.:19:30.

institution that means a lot to me. Thank you to our partners at

:19:31.:19:34.

University College London whose research was at the heart of the

:19:35.:19:38.

series and they trusted with their research which is a difficult thing

:19:39.:19:41.

for historians to do. I would like to thank my colleagues around me who

:19:42.:19:48.

made this all happen and the commissioners at the BBC. Would like

:19:49.:19:54.

to say thank you to BBC in house History and Business Production. A

:19:55.:19:55.

fantastic team. Thank you. To present it, it's the wonderful

:19:56.:20:03.

Fearne Cotton and everyone's favourite comeback

:20:04.:20:17.

king, Dermot O'Leary. I am so excited to be

:20:18.:20:33.

here tonight presenting this I love my soaps. Well I'm all about

:20:34.:20:43.

continuing drama. Together we have this. Here are the nominees:

:20:44.:20:49.

What was it Lucy said to you that was so bad you had to kill her? I'm

:20:50.:21:00.

not going through every detail. Jane, I don't believe you. It was

:21:01.:21:04.

me, Ian. There was someone else here, wasn't there? You are grasping

:21:05.:21:14.

at straws. He called his mum, didn't he?

:21:15.:21:17.

Reputation, career. . I'm your friend, I hope. I trust you with my

:21:18.:21:28.

life. I was arrested. I sat in a prison cell. I was charged as a

:21:29.:21:32.

criminal. Why? Because people, some people believed I was capable... It

:21:33.:21:35.

was a terrible mistake but you were acquitted. I was acquitted. So what.

:21:36.:21:41.

This stuff sticks. It never goes away. Coronation Street. We can

:21:42.:21:52.

either conjure up thousands of pounds or they have to listen what

:21:53.:21:56.

happens to you if they don't. I'm in the going to be set up in a sting by

:21:57.:22:01.

some cheap slag. I'm taking this family for every penny they've got

:22:02.:22:05.

and then I'm out of here, gone. Do you hear me? I said to you hear me?

:22:06.:22:11.

I can't hear you. Yes. Good. Emmerdale.

:22:12.:22:46.

I don't think you are meant to be laughing at that, Graham. East

:22:47.:22:56.

Enders. I left Easteneders on Friday. I

:22:57.:23:28.

haven't stopped crying. I'm trying not to now. I want to thank

:23:29.:23:33.

Charlotte Moore, Ben Stevenson, Polly Hill and the BBC. Sharon

:23:34.:23:40.

Batten, Alex Lamb, Nicole Fitzpatrick and Sue Mather and

:23:41.:23:43.

everyone at Elstree. The most amazing team who work so hard every

:23:44.:23:49.

day of the week to produce this amazing amazing show. From the

:23:50.:23:54.

make-up girls to Ange on the help desk, everyone works with such love,

:23:55.:23:56.

this is for them, thank you. We must hurry along. If this was

:23:57.:24:18.

Grand cap Will Designs we would be worry we won't get the roof on for

:24:19.:24:25.

winter. Here to present the Features award, the wonderful Katherine

:24:26.:24:26.

Jenkins. -- Grand Designs. I'm so happy to be

:24:27.:24:38.

presenting the award for Features this year in

:24:39.:24:41.

particular because the shows nominated basically consist

:24:42.:24:43.

of my two favourite Thank you. What a thrill. Thank you

:24:44.:26:18.

Bafta. I'm not normally in charge up here but tonight Paul, Mel and Sue

:26:19.:26:24.

have landed me in it. I love them dearly and miss them because we are

:26:25.:26:30.

a real team. It all started with a little bit of baking in a tent. Now

:26:31.:26:38.

we are doing series 7. The programme is all about wonderful amateur

:26:39.:26:44.

bakers creating magical bakes. We have a fantastic crew. Just look at

:26:45.:26:52.

this lot behind me. Editors, cameramen, home economists, and not

:26:53.:27:00.

forgetting make-up. So, thank you Anna Beattie, who created the Bake

:27:01.:27:05.

Off and the BBC for commissioning the show, which we are enormously

:27:06.:27:09.

proud of. APPLAUSE

:27:10.:27:16.

I didn't prepare anything and she totally landed me in it now. You

:27:17.:27:24.

know what, it is an absolute honour to be part of a show that is

:27:25.:27:28.

incredible. It is one of the most amazing things I have ever done and

:27:29.:27:33.

it is the best show ever and I'm totally biassed, obviously. But long

:27:34.:27:35.

may it continue. APPLAUSE Well done, Bake Off. Very

:27:36.:27:41.

good. Next we have the award

:27:42.:27:53.

for Scripted Comedy. And here to present it,

:27:54.:27:55.

is a brilliant comedy actor If you haven't seen it,

:27:56.:27:58.

it's like Ant McPartlin - funny and Hi. Really packing in this diversity

:27:59.:28:27.

thing, huh? Here is another one of us!

:28:28.:28:35.

I'm not trying to be sexy. OK I'm going to read another joke that was

:28:36.:28:41.

written for me. The wonderful thing

:28:42.:28:43.

about great scripted comedy from an acting

:28:44.:28:46.

point of view is that you get to perform lines

:28:47.:28:48.

written by some of the funniest, most talented

:28:49.:28:51.

comedy writers in the Unfortunately, I couldn't

:28:52.:28:52.

afford any of them So anyway, let's take

:28:53.:28:57.

a look at some other incredibly funny people

:28:58.:29:07.

doing what they do Don't look straight ahead. I am.

:29:08.:29:31.

Waiting for the bus. Don't let him in. I'll throw up in your car. You

:29:32.:29:38.

know I can't stand fish. You said you like Sushi. That isn't fish?

:29:39.:29:41.

What is it then? Wrestling. Candice has learning difficulties.

:29:42.:29:52.

It balances it out. I can be best friends with her, I ain't jealous or

:29:53.:29:54.

anything. Cooking is all about confidence. I'm

:29:55.:30:11.

going to be Nigella. That's not even Ainslie, mate. How about some lovely

:30:12.:30:19.

filling lettuce? I'm improvising. Who's pasta is it anyway. People

:30:20.:30:27.

Just Do Nothing. Welcome. BIB. Gold chain. A little taste of how the

:30:28.:30:32.

other half live. What are the main things you need sorted when you have

:30:33.:30:39.

your own club night, yeah, yeah, is the room you need to chill out, get

:30:40.:30:44.

away from all the hectic fans snoochl green roo. It can be any

:30:45.:30:46.

colour. The Bafta goes to... I would just like to say thank you

:30:47.:31:40.

to Peter and two Sian and to Paul. And to Shane now and who has

:31:41.:31:48.

supported us throughout. And to Martin Reilly who put the amazing

:31:49.:31:49.

rig together, and to... I cannot believe you let

:31:50.:32:12.

me do this. Distanced two people in a car talking. He would have thought

:32:13.:32:16.

it in this day and age? We just like making people laugh. At that point,

:32:17.:32:23.

you could laugh. I do want to force you but it is just nice to do

:32:24.:32:29.

comedy. It is a lovely opportunity in this world, today, for people, to

:32:30.:32:34.

make them laugh. That is a simple thing. Time up, it says up there.

:32:35.:32:44.

Time up, BLEEP to you. Lowest common to nominate, thank you very much,

:32:45.:32:51.

everybody, I cannot believe I have been here, it has been an amazing

:32:52.:32:55.

three years, thank you very much. To my family, I love you, thank you,

:32:56.:32:59.

everybody. APPLAUSE

:33:00.:33:06.

It's time for the Entertainment Performance Award now.

:33:07.:33:08.

And here to present it is a woman who possesses one of the

:33:09.:33:11.

most remarkable talents in television.

:33:12.:33:13.

Being able to work with Simon Cowell.

:33:14.:33:16.

Please welcome the fabulous Alesha Dixon.

:33:17.:33:30.

You are very cheeky, Graham. We all know that Simon is a pussycat.

:33:31.:33:36.

Anyway, it is an honour to resent this award. Here are the nominees.

:33:37.:33:52.

He is a very nice guy. He's sort of looks like Papa Smurf. He went into

:33:53.:34:03.

one area where he thought there would be crocodiles. The first thing

:34:04.:34:06.

he did was fall over. That is the guy. I helped him up. If he was

:34:07.:34:12.

being chased by a crocodile, see you later. Leigh Francis. Have you ever

:34:13.:34:21.

done this game before? Of course not. When you hear the klaxon, you

:34:22.:34:29.

commence helicopter in your head. How long is the allotted time? It is

:34:30.:34:40.

allotted. Have you ever been in helicopter? You are not that posh,

:34:41.:34:45.

are you? You said on this programme that the

:34:46.:34:53.

war was the only one fought between two democracies... Have we declared

:34:54.:34:58.

war since this show started? That have been more. Auto pointed this

:34:59.:35:06.

out so we are actively taking points from you today. You had a slightly

:35:07.:35:11.

bad start to the year but now it is terrible.

:35:12.:35:18.

If we had all your names it is like the ultimate Scrabble score. It is

:35:19.:35:28.

good. Clark, who cares? Sensible shoes, who cares?

:35:29.:35:37.

And the Bafta goes to leave Francis, Celebrity Juice! -- Leigh Francis.

:35:38.:36:09.

I did quite know what to say. Thank you to my wife for putting up with

:36:10.:36:16.

me being so silly, thank you to television for giving me a job,

:36:17.:36:17.

thank you to ITV for also also given me a job. We are good

:36:18.:36:34.

Incredible, soaps, aren't they? I don't know what to say. I went

:36:35.:36:38.

Incredible, soaps, aren't they? I reveal my real voice because I am

:36:39.:36:40.

actually from France. Thank you very much.

:36:41.:36:58.

That is right, yes, yes, yes. Keep it up. He is good!

:36:59.:37:12.

That had kept me going. I may collapse now. At least I might win

:37:13.:37:18.

an award near the end, but now I haven't. Back in the room, back in

:37:19.:37:22.

the room. Time for Leading Actress now,

:37:23.:37:27.

and here to present it is one of the men

:37:28.:37:29.

who is rumoured to be up for the next James Bond,

:37:30.:37:32.

although now Bill Turnbull Please welcome The Night Manager

:37:33.:37:34.

himself, Tom Hiddleston. Thank you. Hello, ladies and

:37:35.:38:04.

gentlemen. Very happy to be here tonight. Graham, you have won an

:38:05.:38:11.

award in my heart. Bless him. And very happy to manage the night at

:38:12.:38:15.

any time, particularly on the BBC. Thank you.

:38:16.:38:20.

Each of the four roles undertaken by the nominees

:38:21.:38:22.

in this category deal with some of the most harrowing

:38:23.:38:24.

Believe me, performing each one would have

:38:25.:38:29.

taken enormous reserves of ability and fortitude.

:38:30.:38:36.

So, if anyone here deserves one of these and a very large glass

:38:37.:38:42.

it's one of the supremely talented actresses

:38:43.:38:47.

It has taken my independence and our optimism and our hopes and our

:38:48.:39:04.

tentative plans for the future and anything that it hasn't already

:39:05.:39:06.

taken, it one day will. There is so much I want to say to

:39:07.:39:17.

you but now I am here doing it, I don't know where to start. I am

:39:18.:39:23.

Anna, by the way. I am your mum and I love you very much.

:39:24.:39:26.

Are you still there? What does she look like? She is blonde. I cannot

:39:27.:39:45.

see. Take a picture. You can take a picture. Just tell me, you don't

:39:46.:39:56.

believe the stories against me, do you? I know in your heart, you

:39:57.:39:59.

don't? And the Bafta goes to... Suranne

:40:00.:40:07.

Jones! This is such a big moment for May. I

:40:08.:40:44.

have got terrible baby brain. I had a baby a couple of months ago. I

:40:45.:40:50.

cannot remember my own name, no matter anyone else's, so forgive me

:40:51.:40:55.

if I forget someone. You don't get one of these without a brilliant

:40:56.:41:00.

team behind you. Thank you to my husband, Lawrence, Christina

:41:01.:41:04.

Shapland my wonderful agent, and my friends and family for your

:41:05.:41:08.

continued support and backing. To Tom, is on, to JP, to Bruce and to

:41:09.:41:19.

Joel, the directors and DPS macro, who devised a way that I could play

:41:20.:41:24.

Gemma in real-time and also play her in close-up thought, which gave my

:41:25.:41:29.

performance and added dynamic which I would not be able to achieve on my

:41:30.:41:36.

own, and to Mike Bartlett, you are a master of the script, and a jolly

:41:37.:41:40.

nice man to boot. Thank you for this character, and thank you for the BBC

:41:41.:41:44.

for commissioning a relationship drama. I remembered everyone, that

:41:45.:41:49.

is brilliant. Thank you, Bafta, have a great night!

:41:50.:42:01.

So, as they would say on Call the Midwife, "we're

:42:02.:42:04.

Our penultimate award is for Leading Actor

:42:05.:42:08.

and to present it is one of our

:42:09.:42:09.

Please welcome, the incredible Helen McCrory.

:42:10.:42:28.

If proof were ever needed of the sheer quality of

:42:29.:42:33.

British drama this year, then you only need look at

:42:34.:42:38.

the names of the nominated actors in this category.

:42:39.:42:40.

Not only are they some of the finest actors in this country

:42:41.:42:48.

Let's see some of their wonderful work.

:42:49.:42:52.

Is there something you want to tell me? No.

:42:53.:43:06.

I'll never forgive myself for what I have done. Never. And I know you'll

:43:07.:43:23.

never forget. But I promise you, I will spend the rest of my life

:43:24.:43:29.

trying to earn your forgiveness. Mark Rylance. Do you remember I used

:43:30.:43:40.

to compare the king to attend lion. You can pet him but all the time you

:43:41.:43:44.

are thinking to yourself, those claws.

:43:45.:43:47.

Steven Rose could be on his way to his next victim and we won't know

:43:48.:44:02.

who that is. The answer is no. We can discuss it back at the factory.

:44:03.:44:05.

APPLAUSE .

:44:06.:44:13.

The 2016 Bafta for best actor is Mark Rylance.

:44:14.:44:26.

I know to be called the best is really a big compliment but to be

:44:27.:44:58.

separated from the wonderful fellow nominees, it can only be a

:44:59.:45:02.

downgrade, I'm afraid and to be separated from all the other

:45:03.:45:06.

incredible acting tonight, it's a curious double feeling. I've come -

:45:07.:45:13.

I feel kind of speechless because I've come thinking I'll make up

:45:14.:45:17.

something to say during the evening and I have been so distracted by all

:45:18.:45:21.

the wonderful television on the screen, here, I haven't been able to

:45:22.:45:26.

think of something proper to say. You have seen the lion of a director

:45:27.:45:32.

that we had on Wolf Hall. He also is the only director I have ever worked

:45:33.:45:37.

with, who visits every cast member in the make-up tent at 6.00am, every

:45:38.:45:41.

cast member. He knows every cast member's name. If you think a

:45:42.:45:44.

different thought in a take. He comes over and says -- I like that

:45:45.:45:49.

thought. You think - I cannot remember thinking that thought but

:45:50.:45:54.

he notices that. He is a phenomenal director and I was blessed with

:45:55.:45:59.

phenomenal people all around me but I'm struck tonight about the quality

:46:00.:46:02.

of the story telling in this country. I agree with Peter that

:46:03.:46:14.

times are hard but I think whoah to any government or anybody who tries

:46:15.:46:18.

to get between the the British people and the love of a good story,

:46:19.:46:26.

good song, fact, fiction, good sports commentating, newscasters who

:46:27.:46:30.

can hold themselves together as they tell stories of Paris. And people

:46:31.:46:36.

who can cook well. The incredible variety of popular culture in this

:46:37.:46:41.

country. It has really blown my mind tonight. I think whoah to any

:46:42.:46:47.

government or any corporation that tries to get between that.

:46:48.:46:51.

We are a nation of story tellers and we are admired around the world for

:46:52.:47:08.

it and long may that live and long may it be a privilege of the people

:47:09.:47:12.

here, without having to watch commercials. Thanks very much.

:47:13.:47:21.

Congratulations to Mark rileance there.

:47:22.:47:31.

-- Rylance. Our final award of the tonight. Yes, you heard me.

:47:32.:47:37.

Our final award of the night is the Special Award

:47:38.:47:39.

Let's just say, if awards were our children, this

:47:40.:47:42.

And here to present it, from the fantastic drama

:47:43.:47:46.

Undercover, please welcome Adrian Lester.

:47:47.:47:57.

Ladies and gentlemen, the recipient of this year's Special Award has

:47:58.:48:05.

been a regular on our TV screens for the past 40 years and is one of the

:48:06.:48:10.

hardest-working people I know. He got his big break on New Faces as a

:48:11.:48:15.

young comedian and impersonator. I got to see him in action on the

:48:16.:48:23.

kids' TV show, Tiz Waz. He wrote and foamed with Tracey you willman and

:48:24.:48:29.

David Copperfield on Three of a Kind followed by the ground making Lenny

:48:30.:48:33.

Henry show, followed by Chef and hosted the awards. He likes to

:48:34.:48:38.

challenge, made the move into theatre and started by playing the

:48:39.:48:44.

iconic character of all time, the title role in Othello. He set up

:48:45.:48:48.

Comic Relief in response to the famine in Ethiopia. His tenacity and

:48:49.:48:53.

dogged determination has helped this charity raise over ?1 billion.

:48:54.:48:58.

APPLAUSE There wouldn't be a Red Nose Day

:48:59.:49:09.

without him. He has an MA and is now studying for a PhD, so not only is

:49:10.:49:14.

he a Sir, he will soon be a doctor, a deeply compassionate bloke.

:49:15.:49:18.

Endlessly campaigning for equality and fairness, he is now trying to

:49:19.:49:22.

get a diversity clause written into our BBC's charter. If he is

:49:23.:49:26.

successful, it'll mean we can all stop talking about it and just get

:49:27.:49:30.

on with the task of making great work. He is from the West Midlands,

:49:31.:49:33.

he reads graphic novels and sometimes he sleeps in a big purple

:49:34.:49:40.

hotel. Let's take a look at his phenomenal work.

:49:41.:49:51.

In Oxford Street today a suicidal Japanese fighter pilot crashed his

:49:52.:50:29.

plane - pardon... It must have been terrible having that thing on your

:50:30.:50:35.

face. Ye, it was like - are you OK? #123450 hold him down.

:50:36.:50:44.

Good Morrow. Here we are rummaging around. I'm here with one of the

:50:45.:50:52.

most ferocious of creatures. Do you have any idea of how many skilled

:50:53.:50:56.

man hours over a three-day period have gone into producing this dish

:50:57.:50:59.

and without tasting it, youville called for salt. Oh my God, you are

:51:00.:51:08.

a maniac. Can I have my breakfast? I have been calling room service for

:51:09.:51:13.

ages. Look, it is boring, school is boring. It is meant to be boring,

:51:14.:51:17.

that's why it is called school. If it wasn't, it would be called

:51:18.:51:22.

Chessington World of Adventures. Now it is... Now it is time. For what?

:51:23.:51:28.

The rest of the show. Now a word from our sponsor.

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:51:50.:51:54.

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:51:55.:51:59.

come. All right, well to the Delbert Wilkins show. I'm your host among

:52:00.:52:06.

hosts, Delbert Wilkins. Very nice to be here. Yeah, man.

:52:07.:52:14.

BEATBOXING Fresh. Sno Ziggy, I wish would you

:52:15.:52:24.

stop messing around. Thank you very much. OK. Now we have come to the

:52:25.:52:29.

end of our programmes and it is time for our closing thought. Have we

:52:30.:52:34.

finished yet? I have a lot to do in the garden.

:52:35.:52:39.

APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen, the Bafta Special Award goes to a man

:52:40.:52:47.

I'm proud to call a friend. Please make some noise for Sir Lenny Henry.

:52:48.:52:54.

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE

:52:55.:53:39.

Continues Ladies and gentlemen, members of the

:53:40.:53:43.

academy, thank you very much. Bums hitting seats now.

:53:44.:53:47.

I am truly honoured and humbled to be here tonight.

:53:48.:53:49.

I never dreamt that my work would be recognised in this way.

:53:50.:53:52.

So far my career has spanned over four decades and I have had

:53:53.:53:55.

the opportunity to work in everything from comedy

:53:56.:53:57.

to documentaries and children's programmes to drama,

:53:58.:53:58.

Throughout my career I have received support,

:53:59.:54:07.

advice and inspiration from some brilliant people all of whom must

:54:08.:54:10.

really share this award with me, as without them I

:54:11.:54:12.

Because I have been around for so long, I have so many to thank. And

:54:13.:54:22.

the speech would be longer than a BBC renewal. So I'll name just a

:54:23.:54:24.

few. God bless you mum, who'd have

:54:25.:54:27.

thought the whole "flash in the pan" My manager PBJ - who has been

:54:28.:54:28.

so constant and true - "ahh, my boy, throughout my career,

:54:29.:54:38.

Dudley posse, Lockshen gang, My wonderful family -

:54:39.:54:50.

my daughter, my siblings, my lovely partner Lisa and Marcus

:54:51.:54:57.

Ryder and Pat Younge who had my back during the parliamentary

:54:58.:55:00.

sub-committee meeting, said wise Also a special mention

:55:01.:55:02.

to my co-producer at Douglas Road - All the people who've campaigned

:55:03.:55:08.

to increase diversity From the 50 industry stars

:55:09.:55:15.

who signed the open letter calling for ring-fenced money

:55:16.:55:19.

including Idris Elba, Amma Assante, Adrian Lester,

:55:20.:55:20.

Meera Syal, Emma Thompson, Richard Curtis, Russell T Davies

:55:21.:55:22.

and Richard Eyre, to the grassroots campaigners from the TV collective,

:55:23.:55:26.

Act for Change and the Campaign Massive respect to all of these

:55:27.:55:28.

people. Since I was 14, television

:55:29.:55:33.

has been my life. Some Mothers To Have Them. Not the 9

:55:34.:55:43.

owe clock news. The Great British Bake Off. The Real McCoy. Goodness

:55:44.:55:46.

Gracious Me. Who Do You Do. I believe British television

:55:47.:55:52.

is the best in the world. If it feels like I'm banging

:55:53.:55:55.

on about diversity it is because I believe

:55:56.:55:57.

in increasing it so that we truly reflect our fantastic nation -

:55:58.:56:00.

ensuring that all those who hope to work in TV,

:56:01.:56:02.

irrespective of their race, gender, sexuality,

:56:03.:56:11.

class or disability - If we do this, we will make our

:56:12.:56:12.

great industry even greater! I know that everyone in the room

:56:13.:56:18.

tonight shares the same ambition so please let's keep working

:56:19.:56:21.

together to make this a reality! And please, let's put

:56:22.:56:23.

it in the charter! Let's create a coalition of the

:56:24.:56:31.

willing. Thank you so much for this. It means so much. #12k3w4r good

:56:32.:56:44.

night. -- good night. Lenny Henry, everybody.

:56:45.:56:49.

Well, that's your lot. What an evening. Thank you to all our

:56:50.:56:54.

winners and our nearly winners and to you for watching at home. Good

:56:55.:56:58.

night, everybody. Goodbye. Awards presented earlier. Single

:56:59.:57:13.

Documentary: The Bafta goes to... My Son The Jihadi. I said to him, I

:57:14.:57:20.

can't wait to meet Allah. He said I would never, because I'm going to

:57:21.:57:25.

burn in hell. I would like to thank Channel 4 who were wonderful making

:57:26.:57:29.

this fi. Especially our commissioning editors.

:57:30.:57:34.

-- making this film. Current Affairs. Outbreak: The Truth About

:57:35.:57:45.

Ebola. They are too scared to come close The guys in suits, wrestle him

:57:46.:57:49.

to the ground. I will dedicate this award to the very courageous people

:57:50.:57:54.

who fought the outbreaks. The doctors, to the nurses, the

:57:55.:57:58.

volunteers, the survivors... APPLAUSE

:57:59.:58:00.

And the families of the victims. Thank you very much Bafta.

:58:01.:58:11.

Mini Series... This Is England '90. What is going on? I want you to

:58:12.:58:18.

marry me. I want to you marry me. Marry me. This was probably the

:58:19.:58:23.

marry me. I want to you marry me. of This Is England. You

:58:24.:58:25.

marry me. I want to you marry me. dream of how you are going to finish

:58:26.:58:28.

something and this was probably the best, you know the dream that you

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had - to come to the best, you know the dream that you

:58:31.:58:35.

last chance of ever winning anything for something that you love. Factual

:58:36.:58:45.

Series. The Murder Detectives. What have we got evidencely against him

:58:46.:58:48.

at the moment? We have some people in the community coming forward and

:58:49.:58:52.

saying it is Lucci and he disappears, he goes to America. Not

:58:53.:58:58.

a lot of hard evidence, in my view. I would like to pay tribute to his

:58:59.:59:05.

father, Carlos, and fiancee Shannon and his mother.

:59:06.:59:16.

Mraus News Coverage. Channel 4 News.

:59:17.:59:23.

Paris, Massacre. Blood and roses and the debris of panic. They had gone

:59:24.:59:28.

to a rock concert and ended up running for their lives. No time to

:59:29.:59:34.

think, just to flee as a terrorist sprayed the crowd with gunfire. This

:59:35.:59:39.

BAFTA, we want really for Sayeria. Sarah is one of our most brilliant

:59:40.:59:44.

producers. She cannot be here tonight. She knows why. We know why

:59:45.:59:51.

-- for Sarah. We want to send her all the love in the world. Live

:59:52.:59:58.

Convenient. Bafta goes to... Big Blue Live. I have been watching it

:59:59.:00:04.

for six years... I'm so sorry, I don't believe what I have just

:00:05.:00:07.

heard. Incredible. I have heard word that we have on our helicopter,

:00:08.:00:10.

heard. Incredible. I have heard word blue whale Very special for us and

:00:11.:00:15.

heard. Incredible. I have heard word very fitting today, Sir David

:00:16.:00:17.

Attenborough's 90th birthday. Sport. The Bafta is awarded to...

:00:18.:00:23.

The Ashes. We knew he was special. Sport. The Bafta is awarded to...

:00:24.:00:32.

Just keep an eye on Stokes at fifth slip, diving to his right. Oh, it's

:00:33.:00:37.

lined him. I would like to dedicate this award to the various

:00:38.:00:40.

departments at Sky this award to the various

:00:41.:00:44.

support us. They are the Unsung Heroes. Thank you very much. Have a

:00:45.:00:46.

great night. What business do you have

:00:47.:01:55.

with the Russians, Tommy?

:01:56.:01:58.

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