The Final Challenge The Celebrity Apprentice USA


The Final Challenge

The American version of the reality series. The season finale finds celebrity contestants returning to help Joan and Annie put on a pre-theatre VIP party.


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Tonight, right here at the American Museum of Natural History,

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I'll be making the biggest decision I've made all season -

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who will become the next Celebrity Apprentice?

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Will it be legendary comedienne Joan Rivers?

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Or do I pick the vicious professional poker player,

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Annie Duke?

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We've been working on this for a long time

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and I still haven't made a decision.

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They are both tough, they're both smart

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and they both hate each other.

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Let's get down to business.

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CHEERING

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APPLAUSE

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Live, from New York City,

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this is the season finale of the Celebrity Apprentice.

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Now, please welcome New York's number one attraction,

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Mr Donald Trump.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Jim.

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First of all, happy Mother's Day.

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And boy, do we have two mothers for you!

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LAUGHTER

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They are tough, they are smart, they are vicious.

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So vicious, actually, that NBC just extended us for a ninth time.

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Not bad. Not bad.

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CHEERING

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Everyone knows I love a good fight,

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but even I'm amazed at what these people have done to each other.

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Joan and Annie, it's going to be an amazing evening - take a look.

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10 weeks ago, 16 celebrities arrived in New York City to do battle,

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determined to win money for their favourite charity.

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I want to cure cancer in my lifetime.

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'To win - what a gift to give to them at the end.'

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Athletes, artists, models and moguls - all masters in their field,

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all facing one of the toughest challenges of their lives.

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This is not a joke, he can get fired.

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-You want to

-BLEEP

-play!

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-I want to WIN, so get your head wrapped around the

-BLEEP

-task.

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It's killing me. I'd take the bullet in a second.

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You're fired.

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14 have fallen by the wayside.

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Only two remain - poker champion Annie Duke...

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Bring me 15,000, I'll kiss you full on the mouth.

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I play a game for a living.

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'Nobody's more competitive, because it's what I do.'

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..and entertainment icon, Joan Rivers.

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Just tell me what the hell we're doing.

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I will do everything I can to win.

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Two equally determined women...

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I'm really not interested in sneering and superiority,

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because I'll match you in superiority.

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..with two drastically different styles of management.

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Listen, guys, I need everybody lining cupcake tins.

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Everybody stop decorating. We need to get these back on the racks.

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Annie led an effective, but aggressive charge to the end.

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I consider trying to make everybody feel good a complete waste of time.

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-But I suggest you turn the

-BLEEP

-volume down, cos I'm going to be yelling.

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Great, great, great - congratulations!

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..while Joan survived week after week with an emotional determination to win it all for her charity.

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You get so much more with everyone being nice.

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'I run a major company.

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'I have learnt over the years,'

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everyone has a right to an opinion,

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a right to say.

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We are such a good team together.

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And on the backs of these two titans, the women dominated.

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You won 126,000.

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You won easily.

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You know, the women are really kicking ass, every week now.

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-Team Athena.

-Team Athena!

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Athena's winning streak forced Mr Trump to switch up the teams

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and the battle between Annie and Joan began.

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-I'm going to crush you, Joan.

-Annie plays us all like poker.

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She bluffs, she lies...

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This girl is such a conniver.

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GLASS SMASHES

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That's how I feel.

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When you tell me privately, then you don't say a thing...

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-I said it.

-Oh, Annie, you didn't.

-'Joan causes a lot of conflict.'

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-She thinks everybody else is a

-BLEEP,

-she might look to herself.

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Annie, what's your take on this?

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I think business is business and the personal attacks interest me.

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You are a despicable human being. Your ego is so beyond where you are.

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-Joan, she does seem nice.

-So was Hitler.

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Stuck on Annie's team,

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Joan's daughter Melissa was caught in the crossfire.

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I couldn't let it turn into a bloodbath for my own parent.

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-She started it!

-I know, and I tried to end it.

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To out-of-the-blue come out with the things that Joan is at,

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I'm nasty, and I'm Hitler -

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she was demonstrating the qualities that she was accusing me of.

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She's a 76-year-old woman, I do not control her.

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When Melissa came under attack...

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Melissa, you're fired.

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-They both turned on me like two little

-BLEEP

-pit vipers.

-No kidding.

-Pit vipers.

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-BLEEP!

-Whore! Pit vipers.

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-..the rivalry took on a whole new life.

-You're a poker player.

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A POKER player! That's beyond white trash.

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Poker players are trash, darling.

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And with Joan and Annie, Mr Trump saw a final matchup

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he just couldn't ignore.

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One of you will become the Celebrity Apprentice.

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Tonight, it's Joan Rivers versus Annie Duke

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in the final showdown of the season.

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-What began as a battle...

-There's going to be a murder.

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-The hatred is actually palpable.

-..turned into a street fight.

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I think she's kind of a crazy bitch.

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This makes me and Omarosa look like a tea party.

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Two powerful women go head-to-head.

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I despise Annie. I will always despise Annie.

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Can you fix this?

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-That woman is completely

-BLEEP

-dead to me. 100%.

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We now have to humiliate this woman.

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-Two bitter rivals are put to the test.

-I have nothing, nothing.

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I will kill to win, because to me, it's good versus evil.

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Please, I'm begging you.

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It was a war BEFORE this happened.

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This woman needs to die.

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I am going to crush her like nothing you've ever seen.

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But when the night is through,

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and the dust settles, only one will become the Celebrity Apprentice.

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money! #

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Get some rest. Tomorrow is going to be very tough.

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One of you will become the Celebrity Apprentice.

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Joan, I know that you don't like me, but...

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Don't, please - we going to play together. I think you're very smart.

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I think it's going to be a fabulous competition.

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But I really don't think we have to be best friends.

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-I don't want to be. I want to say one thing...

-I really don't want to hear it.

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Nor will I allow America to hear it.

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I've worked too long in this business.

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I've given you a tremendous amount of respect

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and you've insulted my friends and me

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-and I'm asking for the respect to say one sentence...

-I only give respect to...

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Have you met my friends?

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You called them worse than white trash. Have you met my friends?

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-I didn't mean your friends.

-You said poker players. Everybody in Vegas.

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-You insulted everybody that I know.

-You know something?

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My husband used to say, "You only yell at your peers."

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I don't want to yell at you, but let's not be childish about this.

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Let's not worry who your friends are...

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You shouldn't have insulted my friends then, Joan.

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You insulted my friends...

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-I'm not going there.

-I've never personally attacked you, never.

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-Not going there.

-Not once, Joan.

-Not going there. Not going there.

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As I said, I only deal with my equals - I'm not going there.

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Well, since I guess I'm ABOVE that, that would make sense.

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(Such a BITCH.)

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Good morning. Welcome to 2 Times Square.

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Great honour to have you both here, you've done an amazing job.

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How do you feel about Annie being your opponent, Joan?

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I think she's a very smart woman.

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OK. We'll see what happens. It'll be very interesting.

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Now, this is a very big task

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and therefore I'm going to give you some extra help. Come on in.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, hi!

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-There's only five.

-Look who we have.

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Hello, Dennis. Great.

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-How you feeling, Dennis? Good?

-I'm feeling good, brother.

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-That's good.

-Hello, sweetie.

-Looking good.

-Looking better.

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So who would like the first pick?

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You both want the first pick.

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-Joan, do you have someone in particular that you want?

-Um, yes.

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-How important is the first pick to you, Annie?

-There is somebody that I really want on my team.

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-Joan, you too, so you really can't settle it.

-No.

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-OK, let's flip a coin.

-BOTH: OK.

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-Annie, heads or tails?

-Heads.

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-It is heads.

-Brande.

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Brande, go on over.

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Joan, your first choice.

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-Herschel.

-Wow!

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I picked Herschel first, because he's smart,

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he has connections and he's a worker -

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I adore him.

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-Melissa, are you insulted?

-Not at all.

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My mother and I had a strategy going into the team picking.

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I knew Annie would not pick me,

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so I'm like, don't waste your first pick on me.

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-I should be your last pick.

-OK. Annie?

-Dennis.

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Dennis! Whoah! Dennis - look at Dennis - he's shocked.

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-I think Dennis has got it in him to do an amazing job.

-He does.

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-I've said that for a long time.

-I came back here to redeem myself.

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And go out and try and raise money for charity.

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That's my goal right now.

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-Joan, next?

-I want my cowboy.

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I went for Clint - you know what you get with Clint.

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He's got a real stick-to-it-ness.

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I thought he'll push through

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and bring in money from all his money people.

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Annie?

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Tom, come on over here.

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Melissa, you go to Mom's team.

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Little strategy there, Mom, little strategy in action.

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I knew I was getting you.

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This will be very interesting.

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You're going to be doing a VIP party

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and you're going to be doing silent auctions of things.

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You're going to get people to donate things.

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Bring your celebrity friends - as many as you can -

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have them give you auction items.

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Auction those items off and raise a lot of money.

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You're also going to be working with two great companies -

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Kodak and Cirque du Soleil.

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With me on my right is a great executive from Kodak,

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named Jeff Hayzlett. Jeff.

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Hey, thank you very much, Donald.

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We want you to create a limited edition Celebrity Apprentice Kodak picture frame.

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You'll integrate this into the party.

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Kodak is all about moments, memories - it's about families,

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so we want you to go to the head of the household to make sure

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that she and her family are welcome and treated like VIPs from Kodak.

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OK.

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You're also going to be selling tickets to Cirque du Soleil's

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great new show, Wintuk.

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It's a hot show - everybody wants to go.

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You'll be selling those tickets at face value to the man on the street.

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Now, money won't be the sole criteria for winning.

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If you raise more money, Annie, cos you seem to have an advantage

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with raising money, it will help.

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But it's not the sole criteria at all. Ivanka, what's the criteria?

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You will be judged on the amount of money raised,

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the Kodak product integration,

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the charity integration,

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the celebrities in attendance and then overall guest experience.

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Give these people a night that they'll never forget.

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It's one giant party, split into two sections,

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so we can see - visually - who does the better job.

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And to make your party the best it can be, you'll be using

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the same event planning company.

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Now, there are two Kodak double-decker buses

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waiting for you outside - that's where you'll sell your tickets. Good luck, have fun.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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They were funny, they were controversial,

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and some believe they were fired way too soon.

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Please welcome our first group of celebrities.

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Andrew Dice Clay...

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Scott Hamilton...

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Claudia Jordan...

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Brian McKnight...

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And Jesse James.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's great to have you here tonight.

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Dice, you were fired first - how did you feel about that?

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I've had the greatest year of my life, Donnie.

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-How have you done since the firing?

-I've been on tour...

-Dice!

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-How have you done since the firing?

-You're not letting me talk, you got to let me say something!

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-I'm just seeing the people! Got to get used to an audience.

-Dice, go.

-Go ahead.

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-Go! How have you done? Quick!

-Unbelievable!

-OK - Scott!

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That wasn't too good. Scott, you know...

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You're a great champion, Scott, and I hated to fire you. How have you done?

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Perfect. It's been great and I got to say, I love you for finishing the Wollman Rink -

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no-one can do it but you.

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I love what you do with figure skating in Harlem. You're a phenomenal supporter. Phenomenal.

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Thank you.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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But firing me early was the greatest gift

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you possibly could have given me.

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LAUGHTER

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-To stick around and see what it became? Not my world.

-Jesse?

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You became very popular on the show and I congratulate you.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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What do you have to say?

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Uh...

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Is this live? LAUGHTER

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He is so low-key, but he's a stud, there's no question about it.

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-Go ahead.

-You like me that way, really?

-Jesse, this is serious now.

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I think it was great, I learned a lot on how much crap I can take

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off of people and I learned a lot from the whole experience.

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-I think it was great.

-What do you think of Dennis?

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-He's awesome.

-That's good.

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Brian, you have a good time?

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I had a good time, I did.

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-How about Claudia?

-Good.

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This beats Deal, No Deal, doesn't it?

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This was an amazing experience and I learned a lot about myself.

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It was fun to let the world see little bit more than a model

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that opens a briefcase.

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It was an amazing experience, thank you for allowing me...

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You were all terrific. Thank you very much.

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Let's see who wins right now, the final task.

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APPLAUSE

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Overall I'm happy with the team.

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I would have loved to have had Tom or Dennis. Instead of Clint.

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-But I think it's a strong team, I'm not going to lie.

-It's Joan.

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I need your help, we've got to beat Annie.

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This is not about any more charity, this is about just us winning

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and we deserve to win.

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I'm very competitive and I want to win

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and I'm going to do good at it.

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To me, it's good versus evil.

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So, I personally think that you were unfairly fired,

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so I want you to redeem yourself. I know you have greatness in you, Dennis.

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I thought we had a good team, a strong team.

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I like Annie, I think she's really smart.

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I can direct you about where to go.

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She and Brande, they've worked together

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and me and Dennis have worked together before and we're tight. Me and D-Rod.

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It's about team spirit. We want Annie to win. This is it.

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We want the tickets done as quickly as possible cos there's so much other stuff to do.

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Maybe you guys could get the tickets offloaded?

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'I was relieved to get Dennis and Tom working really hard for me,'

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so I gave them two tasks.

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I was like, go out and sell these tickets

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and I want you guys to do the Celebrity Apprentice special edition frame.

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What about money?

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I want to raise half a million dollars. That's my goal.

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I want to crush this woman. This woman insulted Brande,

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she started screaming at Brande that she was a dumb, blonde bitch.

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She can say whatever she wants about me,

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but you start insulting my friends and I get pissed off.

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'I want to beat Joan Rivers - with an exclamation point!'

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Unless she raises over 700,000 tomorrow night,

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I know I'm going to win.

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So do you have money you can bring in, Dennis?

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It's for such a good charity.

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There was a moment where I just looked at Dennis like, how much money can he raise?

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Are you going to raise zero? Can you do it for me?

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'I'm hoping that Dennis comes through,

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'cos this is a real do-or-die task for me.'

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-Let's go into the war room, guys.

-All righty.

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-DENNIS:

-Hey, guys.

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Hey guys. Shh. Hey, guys - you know what?

0:20:370:20:41

You know, Annie - you actually picked the right guy.

0:20:410:20:43

From the Detroit Pistons and the Los Angeles Lakers,

0:20:440:20:48

here's 20,000 cash right now.

0:20:480:20:50

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:500:20:52

-20,000, cash.

-That's amazing.

0:20:540:20:56

'The very first money we got in was from Dennis Rodman.'

0:20:560:20:58

20,000 - we were at zero two seconds ago!

0:20:580:21:01

'I was really happy I made that choice, or that 20,000 would've been in the other war room.'

0:21:010:21:05

That's awesome.

0:21:050:21:07

-Hey.

-All right!

0:21:140:21:16

-Is this the winning team?

-We hope so!

0:21:160:21:19

How're you doing, good to see you. Hey, Clint - how you doing?

0:21:190:21:22

Jeff Hayzlett from Kodak.

0:21:220:21:23

When it was time for our meeting with Jeff from Kodak, I couldn't wait to sit down

0:21:230:21:27

and find out what that company's philosophy was about.

0:21:270:21:31

Celebrations and events - a big part of what you do with pictures, right?

0:21:310:21:34

You have a unique ability - you're celebrities.

0:21:340:21:37

Joan, you're at the red carpet events all the time.

0:21:370:21:40

Normal people don't get to do those things,

0:21:400:21:42

so you need to make sure that these folks get to do the same thing -

0:21:420:21:46

walk that red carpet, be treated like a star, be a part of it.

0:21:460:21:49

We felt pretty good after we met Jeff.

0:21:490:21:51

He stressed that it's a chance

0:21:510:21:53

for these people to have a Kodak moment. Real people.

0:21:530:21:57

And get to be treated like a VIP.

0:21:570:21:59

You're holding our brand in your hands, so be careful with it.

0:21:590:22:03

We'll ask ourselves what Gene Simmons would do and do the opposite!

0:22:030:22:08

This is about setting your pictures free.

0:22:120:22:15

You can customise and personalise the content.

0:22:150:22:17

Dennis, if you've got one girlfriend coming one weekend,

0:22:170:22:21

you can have all HER pictures show.

0:22:210:22:24

The next week, another girlfriend, you put different pictures on,

0:22:240:22:28

so you personalise it.

0:22:280:22:30

Does this do video?

0:22:300:22:32

-You can put a video clip on there.

-It's a TV, basically?

0:22:320:22:35

It's very much like that.

0:22:350:22:37

Certainly a Kodak display screen to be able to show videos. Absolutely.

0:22:370:22:41

You can load videos and stuff?

0:22:410:22:43

-It's a 10-inch screen...

-I want one.

-A lot of people want one.

-Do we get a free one?

0:22:430:22:49

Let... Guys...

0:22:490:22:51

Guys, if you could just let him finish his speech, please.

0:22:510:22:55

We have limited time with Jeff.

0:22:550:22:57

Jeff was trying to get the brand message out to us

0:22:570:23:00

and Tom kept interrupting him.

0:23:000:23:02

Are we going to make the boxes? Like, special boxes?

0:23:020:23:06

If you want to grab a marker and a crayon, do whatever you like.

0:23:060:23:10

Graphic design...

0:23:100:23:11

Throw a Trump on there, "Celebrity Apprentice".

0:23:110:23:14

Tom.

0:23:140:23:16

-Excuse me, I'm so sorry about that.

-It's all right.

0:23:190:23:22

Annie's very direct. I don't think that style of being that acerbic

0:23:220:23:27

with people would actually work in the real world necessarily.

0:23:270:23:30

I think everybody would quit.

0:23:300:23:33

There are five sections - the auction sections,

0:23:370:23:41

the straight money section - the celebrities...

0:23:410:23:45

'This task is too much for four people.'

0:23:450:23:48

I'm glad I'm not project manager.

0:23:480:23:51

I'm going to have to have my head examined for being on the team.

0:23:510:23:55

And then the pictures, which is the most important.

0:23:550:23:59

I will be happy to head up pictures.

0:23:590:24:01

What would you like for me to be doing right now?

0:24:010:24:04

I would like you to call and see how much money you can raise.

0:24:040:24:08

-OK, raising money.

-Clint, tell me what you would like to do.

0:24:080:24:11

You have no money to raise?

0:24:110:24:13

-I'm just asking.

-I wore them out on the last round.

-So you have nobody...

0:24:130:24:17

You have nobody else to call, to say come down and help?

0:24:170:24:21

I'm just asking, because...

0:24:210:24:23

I went through my whole Rolodex

0:24:230:24:27

and there's just nobody I know in New York.

0:24:270:24:30

'As soon as we arrived at our war room at FIT,

0:24:300:24:33

'Clint made the announcement'

0:24:330:24:34

that he don't know any celebrity friends in New York.

0:24:340:24:38

And he can't get into money, he's sort of tapped out.

0:24:380:24:41

You're like, "OK, so why are you here?"

0:24:410:24:44

Clint, do you want to be in charge of getting all the things together

0:24:440:24:48

for the silent auction? What do you want to do?

0:24:480:24:50

Um...

0:24:500:24:51

Well...

0:24:520:24:54

I can do that.

0:24:550:24:56

Clint has just gone back to being Clint!

0:24:560:25:00

He doesn't want to DO anything.

0:25:000:25:02

It felt like a three-man team.

0:25:020:25:04

No question about it.

0:25:040:25:06

Hey, I'm Cramer.

0:25:070:25:08

I had the chance to spend time with both Annie and Joan -

0:25:080:25:12

in Mad Money style, let me give you some Buy! Sell! Hold! on these two formidable ladies.

0:25:120:25:16

Annie - a brilliant strategist. Brilliant game-player.

0:25:160:25:19

Nothing's personal, everything is business.

0:25:190:25:21

If I'm willing to take some risk with my money, I'd give it to Annie.

0:25:210:25:25

Problem is, in today's market,

0:25:250:25:27

people are looking for some form of HUMAN understanding.

0:25:270:25:30

Someone they can TRUST. You may not get that in Annie.

0:25:300:25:34

Joan - she has more stamina than most women half her age.

0:25:340:25:38

She is a loyal player who inspires loyalty.

0:25:380:25:40

Any conflict she had with her team always evolved out of her passion

0:25:400:25:43

for winning the task.

0:25:430:25:45

If I want invest in the long haul, if I can wait to see dividends,

0:25:450:25:49

I'd put my money on Joan.

0:25:490:25:50

Where Annie is all business, Joan is all heart.

0:25:500:25:53

She takes everything personally - almost to a fault.

0:25:530:25:57

That could be her downfall.

0:25:570:25:58

Mr Trump, you have one tough decision on your hands.

0:25:580:26:03

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:030:26:06

Good advice, Jim. I'll take it under consideration.

0:26:100:26:15

But there's still a lot of task left,

0:26:150:26:17

so let's get back to it right now.

0:26:170:26:19

Can you do two? I'm going to bug you for two now.

0:26:280:26:31

I just got 2,000 from my friend Maury.

0:26:310:26:35

Brande - where are you on money?

0:26:350:26:38

-I have one, two, three, four, five people already there, coming for sure with the money.

-Great.

0:26:380:26:43

LINE RINGS

0:26:430:26:45

-'Hello?'

-Hey, Perry - it's Annie.

-'Hi!'

0:26:450:26:49

So I'm playing against Joan Rivers and I want to humiliate her -

0:26:490:26:52

that's my goal.

0:26:520:26:54

'The fact that Joan Rivers called all poker players'

0:26:540:26:56

"worse than white trash" helps me.

0:26:560:26:59

'Wow.'

0:26:590:27:00

I call up my poker player friends and say,

0:27:000:27:02

"I'm against Joan Rivers and guess what Joan Rivers said?"

0:27:020:27:05

20 is totally cool, do you think you can be flexible on that number?

0:27:050:27:09

Oh, you're great.

0:27:110:27:12

Annie wants to win a lot.

0:27:120:27:14

Let's concentrate on money right now.

0:27:140:27:16

'She had everybody on the phone.'

0:27:160:27:19

I completely was trying as hard as I could.

0:27:190:27:21

Don't want to get in trouble,

0:27:210:27:23

cos Annie Duke, she'll come down with an iron fist.

0:27:230:27:27

Are you listening? I am doing Celebrity Apprentice.

0:27:270:27:31

It is between me

0:27:310:27:32

-and a girl who is the biggest piece of

-BLEEP

-in the world.

0:27:320:27:35

We've got Knicks tickets, Jets tickets - all that.

0:27:350:27:38

'It's a tall order on short notice

0:27:380:27:40

'and my expectations are low to medium.'

0:27:400:27:44

Hello?

0:27:490:27:52

We were getting wonderful things for our silent auction,

0:27:520:27:55

but the pressure to produce was incredible. Incredible.

0:27:550:27:59

I've got 22 hours to pull this together or we are just messed up.

0:27:590:28:04

-What is Clint doing?

-I don't know what he's doing out there.

0:28:040:28:07

He's on the phone. But he's not the most excited.

0:28:070:28:11

I'm still on Gilligan's Island.

0:28:110:28:14

Have you played any golf?

0:28:140:28:16

Have you played any golf?

0:28:180:28:19

'My mom was getting very frustrated at Clint very early.

0:28:220:28:26

'Clint basically wanted'

0:28:260:28:27

to sit this one out

0:28:270:28:28

and that started to become a problem very early on.

0:28:280:28:31

All right, skipper.

0:28:330:28:34

How are we going to patch this boat up and get off the island?

0:28:340:28:38

-This sucks.

-You picked him!

0:28:420:28:44

It's like deadweight.

0:28:440:28:47

Glad you're there with your kids.

0:28:470:28:49

You too. All right, I'll try.

0:28:490:28:52

-Hi, how are you?

-I'm Annie.

0:28:540:28:57

Nicole, nice to meet you.

0:28:570:28:59

'Joan and I were both provided event planners, from the same firm.'

0:28:590:29:03

We literally have to create a whole room from start to finish.

0:29:030:29:07

So this is their focal point.

0:29:070:29:08

-You want this to be the centre of everything.

-That would be amazing.

0:29:080:29:14

Everything is in here. This is it.

0:29:140:29:16

-We've got to make this magic in here.

-Yes.

0:29:160:29:19

'We met with the event planner and I showed him the room which was...'

0:29:190:29:23

a disaster.

0:29:230:29:25

I said, what can we do to make it new and exciting and bright?

0:29:250:29:29

My philosophy for events is, you have three seconds

0:29:290:29:32

to capture their attention and they've got to go...

0:29:320:29:35

Whoah! Wow! That's you - that's who you are.

0:29:350:29:37

That's the event - that's what I do.

0:29:370:29:39

They're right over there, those bastards.

0:29:390:29:41

So your... The losers are on that side?

0:29:410:29:44

That's what I like to think.

0:29:440:29:46

I think, what about doing one of those ice slides?

0:29:460:29:51

-An ice sculpture? That would be pretty.

-I was thinking...

0:29:510:29:54

She's tripping, man. I'm like, wow-wee.

0:30:000:30:03

-Want to go out and make some suggestions?

-No.

0:30:050:30:08

It's funny to watch her not listen to them.

0:30:080:30:11

-Let's go out here.

-You go ahead.

0:30:140:30:16

'Annie chooses to do a lot of stuff herself

0:30:170:30:20

'cos she thinks no-one can do a better job than her.'

0:30:200:30:23

I think there's a way to manage a group of people,

0:30:230:30:25

especially creative people -

0:30:250:30:27

there's a way of doing it positively,

0:30:270:30:29

and that will encourage people to be more productive

0:30:290:30:32

and will be better overall for the team.

0:30:320:30:34

Coming down from the ceiling, hanging from invisible wire...

0:30:340:30:39

How are we going to find the invisible wire?

0:30:390:30:41

-They take care of it.

-How do you find it, though?

-The graphics company.

0:30:410:30:46

How do they find it? It's invisible.

0:30:460:30:48

-(Where did I put that stuff? Where did I put that invisible wire?)

-'The man talks.'

0:30:510:30:55

He was like the wisecrack comedian, I was more like the sidekick.

0:30:550:30:59

He was just funny, because we were there as...

0:30:590:31:03

Well, they can't do anything to us. We've BEEN fired.

0:31:030:31:06

ANNIE'S MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:31:100:31:12

Hello?

0:31:120:31:14

Yes, Annie - we're standing right behind you,

0:31:140:31:16

so we need some information - can we help?

0:31:160:31:20

Paul, can I call you back in, like, two seconds?

0:31:210:31:24

BLEEP, BLEEP!

0:31:240:31:26

-This is not a pretty room.

-No.

-Let's be honest.

0:31:270:31:30

It's basically like a gymnasium.

0:31:300:31:31

We've got to make it look like what the two of you would be comfortable doing.

0:31:310:31:36

Do you want your personalities to also play in this?

0:31:360:31:38

-I want it all about Kodak.

-OK.

-And Cirque du Soleil.

-And Cirque du Soleil.

0:31:380:31:44

So...

0:31:440:31:45

It's fantasy.

0:31:450:31:47

I'm hearing kids and I'm hearing circus, but I want to make sure...

0:31:470:31:50

-But we're not seeing kids here. I don't know...

-I know.

0:31:500:31:54

My mom's done a million parties for a bunch of different people

0:31:540:31:58

and she loves the planning process,

0:31:580:32:00

but she's used to working with her people.

0:32:000:32:02

After this many years, they understand her shorthand,

0:32:020:32:06

her tastes, her likes and dislikes.

0:32:060:32:09

-It'll be a winter fantasy.

-Yellow, white and red.

-That's not winter.

0:32:090:32:13

How do you make yellow, white and red winter?

0:32:130:32:16

That's MY job, right?

0:32:160:32:18

'Our party planner unfortunately REALLY didn't get it.

0:32:180:32:23

'It's Cirque du Soleil and Kodak'

0:32:230:32:25

and Kodak's colours are yellow

0:32:250:32:28

and red,

0:32:280:32:29

you can't get better than that!

0:32:290:32:31

-You have an idea?

-I do. The room needs a major transformation.

-Yeah.

0:32:310:32:36

Throughout history, great businesses have succeeded because of teamwork.

0:32:360:32:42

It was true then and it's true now.

0:32:420:32:44

The fact is, a team is only as strong as its weakest link.

0:32:440:32:49

So we've got to go somehow sell 80 tickets.

0:32:530:32:56

Shouldn't take too long, right?

0:32:560:32:58

'Annie asked Dennis and I to go out in the streets of Manhattan

0:32:580:33:02

'and sell 80 tickets for Cirque du Soleil.'

0:33:020:33:04

-Dennis, you want a ride on the roof?

-No.

0:33:040:33:07

Dennis and I are going to shout out from the rooftop here.

0:33:070:33:10

Hello, people of New York City!

0:33:100:33:13

Yelling things like, "Excuse me! Young man!

0:33:130:33:15

"hop in the bus, we've got some candy for you!"

0:33:150:33:18

Things like that.

0:33:180:33:19

Ladies and gentlemen, we're selling tickets right now

0:33:190:33:23

to Cirque du Soleil, so come on over here.

0:33:230:33:26

-It's tomorrow night - what's your name, sir?

-My name's Andrea.

0:33:260:33:29

-Andrea - you know Dennis Rodman?

-No English.

-No English.

0:33:290:33:32

In Italy, it's pronounced...Dennis Rodman.

0:33:320:33:36

All you have to do is step up here, get on the bus...

0:33:360:33:39

It's kind of a creepy proposition, to go out on the streets of New York

0:33:390:33:44

and ask people - young women - "Excuse me, miss - you want to get on this bus?"

0:33:440:33:50

There's stuff on the internet like that, but it's completely different.

0:33:500:33:54

They're not selling tickets to Cirque du Soleil, I tell you.

0:33:540:33:57

-Would you like to go?

-We're going to be back home tomorrow night.

0:33:570:34:00

-We're leaving town.

-We're leaving town tomorrow.

-We've got to sell 80 of these.

0:34:000:34:05

-You can, with him...

-We sold three already.

0:34:050:34:09

-We'll be here till midnight. Thanks a lot(!)

-Should we go get a drink?

0:34:090:34:13

He didn't mean that!

0:34:150:34:16

-Is this our bus here?

-This is our bus. Hi!

0:34:230:34:28

We want to head over towards Times Square.

0:34:280:34:31

Herschel and I decided we needed to get out on the street,

0:34:310:34:34

so we jumped onto our bus and headed to Times Square,

0:34:340:34:37

to an area that's really famous

0:34:370:34:39

for people looking to buy discount Broadway tickets.

0:34:390:34:43

Want to stop here? This looks like a good, busy area. What you think?

0:34:430:34:46

-It's up to you, my dear.

-Let's go a little further.

0:34:460:34:51

-Hello, Ryan, how are you doing?

-Hi, Herschel.

0:34:510:34:54

We have 80 tickets to Cirque du Soleil here in New York for tomorrow night.

0:34:540:34:58

I've had a friend, he's always wanted to help charity,

0:34:580:35:02

so I felt one thing we could do is ask him to buy all the tickets.

0:35:020:35:05

'Yep - a 6,000 cheque and then a separate 1,530 cheque.

0:35:050:35:10

-'OK!'

-Bye-bye.

-Thank you, Herschel.

0:35:100:35:13

'Herschel is so flipping smart.'

0:35:130:35:17

He said, why waste our time

0:35:170:35:20

trying to sell the tickets

0:35:200:35:21

one by one off the bus and people will want to negotiate?

0:35:210:35:25

I've got someone who will just buy them all,

0:35:250:35:28

then we can just hand them out for free.

0:35:280:35:30

Free tickets to Cirque du Soleil for tomorrow night -

0:35:300:35:33

there is a VIP reception included.

0:35:330:35:36

Giving the tickets away was completely in line with

0:35:360:35:39

the whole Kodak feeling -

0:35:390:35:42

to give them a real Kodak moment and get to be treated like a VIP.

0:35:420:35:45

-How many of you are there?

-Three.

-Three? One, two, three.

0:35:450:35:51

'That was really cool.'

0:35:510:35:52

It also saved us a ton of time.

0:35:520:35:54

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

0:35:540:35:57

OK. We're out of here.

0:35:570:35:58

Come here! We're selling theatre tickets here.

0:35:580:36:02

Come here! Excuse me, have I got a deal for you!

0:36:020:36:05

You know Dennis Rodman? You look like you want a ticket to Cirque du Soleil.

0:36:050:36:09

You look like you're IN Cirque du Soleil.

0:36:090:36:11

We've been given a job to help Annie and we want her to win,

0:36:110:36:14

but it is nice to be out here, not getting yelled at.

0:36:140:36:18

Fun way to enjoy a day.

0:36:180:36:20

-That would've been some funny

-BLEEP.

0:36:200:36:22

Seriously, if I get hit by one of those things,

0:36:220:36:25

that is awesome. Comedy gold.

0:36:250:36:28

Oops!

0:36:280:36:30

Bang! Oh, my God.

0:36:310:36:34

What's going on?

0:36:370:36:39

-Oh, hello, my sweetheart.

-How are you?

-Very good.

0:36:390:36:42

-Woody Johnson came through.

-Oh, good.

-Oh, hello, two!

-Hi!

0:36:420:36:46

-It's unusual, you get the pair of us.

-Good to see you.

0:36:460:36:50

-So who are the people you've got?

-Kaycee Losseman came through.

0:36:500:36:54

-How is Herschel doing on the fundraising side?

-Nothing has come in solidly, but I trust him.

0:36:540:36:59

How about the other criteria? Because fundraising is only one fifth.

0:36:590:37:03

Celebrities have been lovely,

0:37:030:37:05

Kathy Griffin is going to do a silent auction for us.

0:37:050:37:08

Kyle McLachlan is coming through, Matthew Modine.

0:37:080:37:12

The silent auction is amazing.

0:37:120:37:14

The thing I'm worried about and which happens in auction scenarios

0:37:140:37:18

-is you need the warm bodies in the room to be able to sell these auction items.

-Right.

0:37:180:37:22

Regardless of how "wow" they are,

0:37:220:37:25

who is going to buy these auction items?

0:37:250:37:27

'Ivanka and Don came in'

0:37:270:37:30

and they reminded me who's coming.

0:37:300:37:32

Are people coming to this auction?

0:37:320:37:35

You can have the most beautiful things, they don't show up...

0:37:350:37:38

You're dead in the water.

0:37:380:37:39

Two bells went off in this old head and I knew we'd got to get

0:37:390:37:43

a lot of people in and a lot of celebrities in.

0:37:430:37:47

An advantage we have is that we have secured some tickets

0:37:470:37:51

to Cirque du Soleil.

0:37:510:37:53

Yeah. Well, there you go.

0:37:560:37:59

So, we got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Eight 5x4s.

0:37:590:38:02

Are we within our budget on that?

0:38:020:38:04

All right, bye-bye. Hi, guys.

0:38:040:38:07

It's a lot to do, but let me describe what we're going to do...

0:38:070:38:10

Basically, we'll be branding Wintuk, Refugees International

0:38:100:38:14

and Kodak all at the same time.

0:38:140:38:17

We'll drape the ceiling in this blue, night-time winter.

0:38:170:38:21

-Then, at eye level, there's going to be clouds.

-Nice.

0:38:210:38:25

I met with Don and Ivanka and that was great,

0:38:250:38:27

cos I walked them through what was happening with the space.

0:38:270:38:31

I think Ivanka was like, wow. You're, like, a designer!

0:38:310:38:34

I was like, "I really want it to be classy,"

0:38:340:38:37

and hopefully that'll impress their father.

0:38:370:38:40

Right over it, we've got a 4 by 7 foam board.

0:38:400:38:43

It'll be suspended by invisible wire, it'll be hanging over here.

0:38:430:38:47

-This is a big task before tomorrow.

-This is it. This is the finale.

-Yes.

0:38:470:38:53

-Good luck.

-Thank you very much.

-Have fun.

-Thank you.

-Brande, bye!

0:38:530:38:57

PHONE RINGS

0:38:580:39:01

OK, David, hit it.

0:39:010:39:02

'So, where we are right now, is...

0:39:020:39:05

'The room can be draped in a white material, pleated,

0:39:050:39:08

'which will give a complete transformation.'

0:39:080:39:11

Why white? Can't we do colours, can we do the stripes?

0:39:110:39:16

That looks...eurgh.

0:39:160:39:17

-Are these things yellow enough out there?

-Awful.

0:39:170:39:22

They're really awful.

0:39:220:39:23

Lounge furniture?

0:39:280:39:32

'Our event planner'

0:39:320:39:33

is very unimaginative.

0:39:330:39:36

When he said, "I'll get you some lounge chairs", I thought, "It's a party!"

0:39:360:39:39

That sure doesn't send me up the wall.

0:39:390:39:42

Bye-bye.

0:39:450:39:47

I thought, "we are in major do-do here."

0:39:490:39:52

Both Annie and Joan's charities have received amazing exposure

0:39:530:39:58

due to the Celebrity Apprentice.

0:39:580:39:59

Now NBC has helped even more by filming 10-second spots

0:39:590:40:02

for their famous The More You Know series.

0:40:020:40:05

This is a 10-second message, so we've got to hook 'em in really fast.

0:40:080:40:12

Hunger is an invisible problem. God's Love We Deliver is there to help.

0:40:120:40:17

-It's great, but it's four seconds too long.

-Won't be after this!

0:40:170:40:20

We'll clean it up, OK?

0:40:200:40:21

To do The More You Know is just amazing for the charity,

0:40:210:40:24

-because people who have not heard of it will.

-Everybody ready? Camera?

0:40:240:40:28

Hunger is a horrible thing - many people with AIDS, cancer and

0:40:280:40:31

Alzheimer's don't have the ability to feed themselves. Guess what?

0:40:310:40:35

God's Love We Deliver will do it for them.

0:40:350:40:38

-Perfect.

-OK. Now let me tell you the truth!

0:40:380:40:42

What's really amazing,

0:40:420:40:44

particularly for a charity that's as small as Refugees International,

0:40:440:40:48

it's an amazing voice for them and an amazing platform and I'm honoured

0:40:480:40:51

to be able to do whatever I can to get that message out.

0:40:510:40:54

-Action!

-42 million people worldwide

0:40:540:40:56

have been forced to flee their homes to... Ffff!

0:40:560:40:59

LAUGHTER

0:40:590:41:01

To be able to get the word out on this issue is so amazing and so cool.

0:41:010:41:06

-Action.

-42 million people worldwide

0:41:060:41:09

have been forced to flee their homes due to conflict and oppression.

0:41:090:41:13

Speak out - save lives. Support Refugees International.

0:41:130:41:17

I think that's it - perfect.

0:41:170:41:18

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:180:41:21

Between them, Joan and Annie have raised a tremendous amount

0:41:210:41:25

of money for charity, but there's another quarter of a million dollars

0:41:250:41:29

on the line, and this task could determine who will take it all.

0:41:290:41:33

Want to try the new EasyShare?

0:41:410:41:43

We're getting people to take pictures of their Kodak moment of the day.

0:41:430:41:47

'One of Herschel's people came and bought all the tickets,

0:41:470:41:51

'so all we had to do was start taking pictures'

0:41:510:41:53

that we could use in the digital picture frame.

0:41:530:41:56

We're doing a thing about EasyShare.

0:41:560:41:58

-What would be your Kodak moment of the day?

-Being here.

0:41:580:42:03

-Where are we?

-Times Square.

0:42:030:42:05

Times Square.

0:42:050:42:06

'We knew that we wanted to incorporate the tie-in with EasyShare.'

0:42:060:42:10

I started to think, what about something with sharing?

0:42:100:42:14

What do people share?

0:42:140:42:15

OK, great - thank you.

0:42:150:42:17

I just started looking around Times Square

0:42:170:42:20

for interesting moments of people sharing different things.

0:42:200:42:24

Give her a kiss!

0:42:240:42:26

One, two, three!

0:42:280:42:30

Can you guys give me, like, a happy, married moment?!

0:42:300:42:36

'We got really lucky out in Times Square.'

0:42:360:42:38

Ready? One, two...

0:42:380:42:41

We happened to stumble upon a couple that had just gotten married.

0:42:410:42:45

THAT'S something that you can share!

0:42:450:42:48

We had a LOT of Kodak moments!

0:42:480:42:50

Thank you!

0:42:500:42:51

Here she is - I'll let her finish up with you. OK. This is Nicole.

0:42:550:43:00

Hi, how are you?

0:43:010:43:02

We've got tables set up for the ice sculptures, stands for the sculptures to go on.

0:43:020:43:06

Nicole is the event planner. She's been amazing.

0:43:060:43:10

Oh, you are the bomb. Thank you.

0:43:130:43:15

Oh, my God - that's incredible.

0:43:150:43:18

I'm feeling pretty good, cos I think our design was great.

0:43:180:43:21

Now me and Brande are just trying to get all the auction items.

0:43:210:43:24

Brande, where are you on auction?

0:43:240:43:27

-Just the experiences?

-Just the celebrity experiences.

0:43:270:43:30

If you want me to work on getting all my celebrities - Lennox Lewis, Wycliff Jean, A-Rod

0:43:300:43:34

and all these people to do experiences, then I can work on THAT right now.

0:43:340:43:38

So, as you get them, that would be great.

0:43:380:43:42

We called in every single favour, from every single celebrity we know.

0:43:420:43:46

Pulling out all stops.

0:43:460:43:47

Do you want to tell me

0:43:470:43:49

what auction items you're going to send over tonight?

0:43:490:43:53

'I am sending a framed Joe Frazier photo.'

0:43:530:43:56

Awesome.

0:43:560:43:59

Brande, we have a Bernard Hopkins experience.

0:43:590:44:01

We're working on the Backstreet Boys, the Philadelphia Phillies thing,

0:44:010:44:06

a Regis thing, a Rachael Ray thing and a movie studio experience.

0:44:060:44:10

I wasn't worried about the other team when it came to auction items.

0:44:100:44:14

The kind of stuff we were able to come up with,

0:44:140:44:18

there's no way they'll come up with that kind of stuff.

0:44:180:44:21

Jeremy, you rock the house.

0:44:210:44:23

Oh, my God, that is incredible!

0:44:230:44:26

PHONE RINGS

0:44:280:44:30

-Hi.

-'Hi.'

0:44:300:44:32

'So, I got back in touch with the draping company

0:44:320:44:35

'and we can do the drapes in red if you'd like?'

0:44:350:44:40

-What does David think?

-'David likes the red as well.'

0:44:400:44:44

OK - he doesn't think it's going to get too... Too red?

0:44:440:44:48

'Well...'

0:44:480:44:50

The party planner's assistant called and said there were only two colour fabrics you can get today.

0:44:500:44:55

'I said, "I want to see sketches, I want to talk to you".'

0:44:550:44:59

It's just a mess. It's a mess. Do we have a sign "Kodak" anywhere?

0:44:590:45:03

-Any of that? Give me David's number.

-'Let me have David call you.'

0:45:030:45:08

All right, cos I have another friend who works in design

0:45:080:45:12

and I'd like David to work...talk with him, cos to give an OK

0:45:120:45:17

and spend half our money on that

0:45:170:45:19

and we can look like we're sitting in hell makes no sense.

0:45:190:45:23

It doesn't sound very exciting or creative.

0:45:230:45:26

-'I will have David give you a call.'

-Thank you.

0:45:260:45:30

I have no handle on anything, because...

0:45:310:45:34

I don't have a party planner that I can deal with.

0:45:340:45:37

That was a big, big worry for me.

0:45:370:45:41

I need you desperately - desperately! -

0:45:410:45:45

to come in and help me decorate a room.

0:45:450:45:47

I called all my friends in New York and said, "What can we do?"

0:45:470:45:52

-This guy doing it for us is really

-BLEEP.

-Can you come in tonight?

0:45:520:45:57

He doesn't know what he's doing,

0:45:570:45:59

he's spending half his money on draping a room. I have seen nothing.

0:45:590:46:03

Joan and Annie are facing a mammoth task,

0:46:050:46:08

and nothing can prepare them for what they're about to go through.

0:46:080:46:12

It's really vicious.

0:46:120:46:14

What are you doing, writing up the descriptions?

0:46:210:46:24

I was just doing some e-mail.

0:46:240:46:25

PHONE RINGS

0:46:250:46:27

Hold on. Hi, David, darling.

0:46:270:46:30

DAVID: 'Hi.

0:46:300:46:31

What is the vision of the room?

0:46:310:46:32

It just seems like we are covering it up with... Ugh!

0:46:320:46:36

DAVID: 'You have the drapery in the room.

0:46:360:46:39

'The other thing I can get for you is a really large ball

0:46:390:46:44

-'so we can light them.'

-Who cares? It looks... Bleh!

0:46:440:46:47

I come out of a window display and it was a drama

0:46:470:46:50

and this seems like white walls and... Bleh!

0:46:500:46:55

I really don't think he knew how to handle that job.

0:46:550:46:58

I think that job was so beyond what he is used to doing.

0:46:580:47:03

He truly knew he couldn't come up with what they wanted.

0:47:030:47:07

I want them to walk into a house of some kind. I want drama.

0:47:070:47:13

I know we have less than 12 hours, but we can do something wonderful.

0:47:170:47:21

I don't know what, but we can do something wonderful.

0:47:210:47:24

I want my friend to be involved because he's very creative person

0:47:240:47:29

and we'll be able to get some more ideas,

0:47:290:47:32

cos I don't know what we're doing here,

0:47:320:47:33

I'm not seeing anything, and that leaves me

0:47:330:47:36

out in the cold to make decisions.

0:47:360:47:38

I don't know. It seems very ordinary. Very ordinary.

0:47:400:47:46

I knew he was phoning it in.

0:47:530:47:59

TELEPHONE RINGS

0:47:590:48:00

Go ahead.

0:48:000:48:02

What are you talking about? It's not fair. I'm sorry.

0:48:020:48:05

It's absolutely not fair. This is insane.

0:48:050:48:08

Fine.

0:48:090:48:10

Bye-bye.

0:48:100:48:12

Well, our event planner quit.

0:48:120:48:16

What?

0:48:160:48:17

-He just quit.

-Really?

0:48:170:48:20

You got it. Son of a bitch.

0:48:200:48:22

Did you call him any names?

0:48:220:48:24

No, I didn't.

0:48:240:48:25

-This is nuts.

-Right.

-What about Annie?

0:48:250:48:28

I don't care.

0:48:280:48:30

-VOICE ON PHONE:

-'You have reached the voicemail...'

0:48:320:48:35

-What do you do when your contact doesn't answer the

-BLEEP

-phone?

0:48:350:48:38

It's Annie Duke. If you could give me a call back.

0:48:380:48:40

'We couldn't get the event planner to answer,

0:48:400:48:43

'so we went to the design firm

0:48:430:48:45

'to sign for the ice sculptures.'

0:48:450:48:46

This is it. 470, right?

0:48:460:48:48

VOICE ON PHONE: 'You've reached the voicemail...'

0:48:500:48:53

-I can't believe she's not answering. This is bull

-BLEEP.

0:48:530:48:56

'We go over to the design firm and we call them and they wouldn't answer.'

0:48:560:48:59

"What's going on?" We go to the 11th floor to go meet with them.

0:48:590:49:04

Hi. We need Nicole, please.

0:49:040:49:06

-We need Nicole.

-I'm sorry.

0:49:090:49:11

-You need to leave right now.

-What happened?

0:49:110:49:15

I'm not engaging in conversation. Please go.

0:49:150:49:18

'As soon as we get there, the girl who greets us says,'

0:49:180:49:21

"Get out. Get these cameras out of here." Starts freaking out.

0:49:210:49:25

-Please go.

-OK, listen.

0:49:250:49:27

Seriously. Can I talk to you privately, please?

0:49:270:49:31

I had to have the cameras leave the room in order to be able to find out what happened.

0:49:310:49:36

At this point, we had no idea what happened,

0:49:390:49:42

and now it's the 11th hour, so I'm hoping that we're going to be OK,

0:49:420:49:46

but you never know.

0:49:460:49:48

-OK.

-Fine now?

-No. All I know is this.

0:49:500:49:52

The other team didn't like them and this event company...

0:49:520:49:55

they have now quit.

0:49:550:49:58

-So because they pissed off them, now they won't work with us?

-Correct.

0:49:580:50:03

-This is really

-BLEEP

-up.

0:50:030:50:06

Apparently, the designer who was assigned

0:50:060:50:09

to Joan, David, the owner of the firm, Joan offended him

0:50:090:50:14

so much that he doesn't want anything to do with Celebrity Apprentice.

0:50:140:50:18

That's not fair...

0:50:180:50:19

'When I walked out, I thought I might as well just quit.'

0:50:210:50:24

'I have nothing. I've got a raw space.'

0:50:240:50:26

It looks like a gymnasium.

0:50:260:50:28

TELEPHONE RINGS

0:50:280:50:30

Hello?

0:50:300:50:31

-ON PHONE:

-'We are now closed.'

0:50:310:50:33

Oh, my God. This is a disaster.

0:50:330:50:35

'It's now after 5pm on a Friday night and all of the vendors are closed.

0:50:370:50:40

'There's no way to get anything,'

0:50:400:50:43

and I am just going to lose because there is nobody open.

0:50:430:50:49

Hey, Mark. It is Annie Duke.

0:50:490:50:50

I am putting out a desperate plea for you.

0:50:500:50:52

I am calling people who I know who might be able to help me

0:50:520:50:56

-get this space in order for tomorrow because I am

-BLEEP.

0:50:560:51:00

Say hello to my good friend George Ross.

0:51:000:51:04

George, what do you think so far?

0:51:040:51:06

Hey, George!

0:51:060:51:08

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:080:51:09

After eight seasons we never had anything like this.

0:51:110:51:15

I get the feeling that Annie and Joan really don't like each other.

0:51:150:51:18

LAUGHTER

0:51:180:51:20

What I've seen is that Annie goes after Joan,

0:51:200:51:23

and Joan goes one better.

0:51:230:51:25

She goes after all of Vegas and every gambler.

0:51:250:51:27

I don't know what's next, but I'm glad it's your decision and not mine.

0:51:270:51:31

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:51:330:51:34

Well, both Joan and Annie have a lot to do in a very short time.

0:51:380:51:43

Let's see if they can put it all together for the big event.

0:51:430:51:46

Hey, Tony.

0:51:520:51:53

I am in a crisis and I am really hoping that you can help me.

0:51:530:51:56

Joan Rivers pissed the event planners off so much

0:51:560:51:59

that the event planners quit at 5pm on a Friday night,

0:51:590:52:02

and I have an event to put on at 4.30 in the afternoon tomorrow.

0:52:020:52:05

So I am desperately calling people

0:52:050:52:07

who I know who might be able to help me

0:52:070:52:10

-get this space in order for tomorrow, cos I am

-BLEEP.

0:52:100:52:13

'Now I'm freaking out'

0:52:130:52:14

because I have a raw space and I have so much to do.

0:52:140:52:17

I need tables, flowers, drapery, I need votives. I need...

0:52:170:52:22

You have no idea. Snow...

0:52:220:52:24

I cannot believe that because Joan Rivers

0:52:240:52:28

doesn't have any idea about how to treat another human being

0:52:280:52:31

that I became such collateral damage in the process.

0:52:310:52:34

Could you come by and I can show you the space and you can see

0:52:340:52:37

if there's any help you can give me?

0:52:370:52:39

'It was a war before this happened.'

0:52:390:52:42

Now, I am going to crush her like nothing you've ever seen.

0:52:420:52:47

Joan Rivers pissed the event planners off so much

0:52:490:52:52

on her side of the room that they quit on me after 5 o'clock

0:52:520:52:55

and I have a raw space and an auction to put on at 4.30 tomorrow.

0:52:550:52:58

Joan made the event planner quit.

0:52:580:53:00

Joan has been despicable to me.

0:53:000:53:02

Joan Rivers pissed the event planner off on the other side.

0:53:020:53:05

Joan pissed them off.

0:53:050:53:06

Because Joan Rivers is a despicable human being.

0:53:060:53:09

I need vendors that can do drapery, linens, votive candles...

0:53:090:53:13

We need cocktail tables, we need a central table for the auction.

0:53:130:53:17

Please, I'm begging you.

0:53:170:53:19

What's best is if you just come and I walk you through.

0:53:190:53:21

I just found someone who not only does events,

0:53:210:53:24

but she owns her own rentals and has a production company.

0:53:240:53:27

The designer will be here within the hour.

0:53:270:53:29

Mark Birnbaum, who owns Tenjune, is also coming to our rescue.

0:53:290:53:32

The only thing I have going for me is I literally know everybody on Earth.

0:53:320:53:36

-You understand how much this woman has to go down tomorrow.

-Yes.

0:53:360:53:40

-You do realise that, right?

-Yes.

0:53:400:53:43

We now have to humiliate this woman.

0:53:430:53:45

This woman needs to die.

0:53:450:53:47

Our party co-ordinator quit. Who works for God's Love in display?

0:53:520:53:56

We have an events team.

0:53:560:53:58

-Can we get them here right now?

-We'll do it.

0:53:580:54:00

We're going to lose unless somebody helps me do this.

0:54:000:54:03

When the event planner quit, it was a terrible blow because everything's closed.

0:54:030:54:10

I want a crew from God's Love We Deliver to do this for me.

0:54:100:54:13

It's 250,000 for them.

0:54:130:54:15

They're wonderful and terrific and artistic and gay.

0:54:150:54:18

So I turned to my charity and said, "Get down here

0:54:200:54:24

"and we we'll figure it out together."

0:54:240:54:26

But God's Love We Deliver is a small charity.

0:54:260:54:29

We don't have the big, heavy donors.

0:54:290:54:33

'We didn't have professionals so I knew we were in trouble.'

0:54:330:54:36

ON PHONE: 'Hello, my darling, it's Anita.'

0:54:360:54:38

Anita, for God's sake, get down here.

0:54:380:54:41

You're sleeping in my house tonight. And you'll help me.

0:54:410:54:43

Tell me what it is you need.

0:54:430:54:45

I have nothing. How about that? Nothing. I'm desperate.

0:54:450:54:49

One thing, and I don't know how you're worried about it or not,

0:54:560:54:59

but so far, we only have three celebrities coming.

0:54:590:55:03

'I was a little worried about the celebrities coming.

0:55:030:55:07

'All of our celebrity friends are in LA.'

0:55:070:55:09

People just can't drop things and pay for a plane ticket

0:55:090:55:12

and fly out to New York for two hours.

0:55:120:55:15

-TOM:

-Hello, hello.

0:55:150:55:17

How are you guys?

0:55:170:55:19

Do you have any celebrities that can come tomorrow besides Joe?

0:55:190:55:22

-I'm not sure yet. I'm waiting for a call-back, but I'm hoping.

-OK.

0:55:220:55:25

-We're a little low on that.

-Uh... We didn't actually sell 60 tickets.

0:55:250:55:29

We're going to have to break it to her, I guess. Should we just go? Let's just go and talk about it.

0:55:290:55:34

'Dennis and Tom came back from selling tickets to the new Cirque du Soleil performance of Wintuk.'

0:55:340:55:40

But in the past,

0:55:400:55:42

when they went out together, there was a bit more play than work.

0:55:420:55:47

Did you get everything sold?

0:55:470:55:49

-Dennis?

-How many do we have sold?

0:55:510:55:54

-We got a work out. What do you think?

-Yeah.

0:55:540:55:58

Tell me the bad news. How many did you sell?

0:55:580:56:00

-Can't keep it together.

-Can't keep it together.

0:56:060:56:09

-We sold all the tickets.

-We sold all of them.

0:56:090:56:11

-We sold all the tickets.

-Come here.

0:56:110:56:13

Guys... You guys. Come here.

0:56:130:56:15

-I don't like to lie. You do it.

-Oh, my God, come here. Oh, my God.

0:56:150:56:20

Thank God they were kidding. We were like, "Oh, my God!"

0:56:200:56:24

Lord!

0:56:240:56:25

-Mrs Rosenberg. >

-Aah!

0:56:310:56:34

-Good to see you.

-Come, help us.

-You need me to help you?

0:56:340:56:37

You're a saint, Ed. He is a saint.

0:56:370:56:41

A volunteer from God's Love We deliver,

0:56:410:56:43

plus some of the board came down.

0:56:430:56:45

The president came down, the CEO came down.

0:56:450:56:47

It was great to see who came.

0:56:470:56:49

-What about boas around the edge of the table?

-Fabulous.

0:56:510:56:54

-So I thought the balloons would lead them to the arch.

-Great.

0:56:540:56:57

Why don't we give every woman that walks in a Kodak boa?

0:56:570:57:00

'I am the Jewish Martha Stewart.'

0:57:020:57:04

There is no question about this. I am Joan Rosen-Stewart.

0:57:040:57:09

This we should push more forward cos this is where they'll congregate.

0:57:090:57:13

'I knew we had to make it family friendly, happy and bright.

0:57:130:57:17

'It couldn't just be another silent auction.

0:57:170:57:21

'The coming together of the volunteers to help me...

0:57:210:57:25

'That was such a grassroot, exciting moment, and I thought,'

0:57:250:57:29

"We're back in the ball game."

0:57:290:57:30

Much better. Much better.

0:57:300:57:33

Thank God you arrived.

0:57:330:57:34

Can we all sit down very quietly

0:57:370:57:38

and figure out where we are on a lot of things?

0:57:380:57:41

Now, celebrities. Everybody has backed out.

0:57:410:57:45

Another bad thing, these celebrities were not coming through.

0:57:450:57:48

I was so upset because I knew it was important. Anyone get to anybody?

0:57:480:57:53

-Joe Katz is trying to get me Usher.

-What do they want?

0:57:530:57:56

I'll open for Usher. We need a big star.

0:57:560:58:00

-What if I get somebody that looks just like him?

-Impersonators.

0:58:020:58:06

-Why are you, excuse me, so

-BLEEP

-smart?

0:58:060:58:09

If I had a hat now, it would be so off.

0:58:090:58:12

I've been around celebrities and, to be honest with you,

0:58:120:58:16

some celebrities are boring.

0:58:160:58:18

They don't want to speak to you, they don't want to talk to you.

0:58:180:58:21

What's funny is, most of the time,

0:58:210:58:23

those people that impersonate them are so fun to be around.

0:58:230:58:26

Book the following celebrities if you can.

0:58:260:58:29

I want Bette, Cher, Barbra...

0:58:290:58:32

-No. Streisand.

-I know, I'm joking!

0:58:330:58:37

Bingo.

0:58:370:58:39

Load it with impersonators, and what fun will it be to take a picture with a celebrity?

0:58:390:58:43

See if the can get a Donald Trump.

0:58:430:58:46

Hello.

0:58:480:58:49

-Oh, my God. A sight for sore eyes. Let me tell you what happened.

-OK.

0:58:490:58:53

Joan Rivers insulted them

0:58:530:58:56

so badly about their design work that they quit on the whole show.

0:58:560:58:59

So, here's the deal. I can crush her in money.

0:58:590:59:02

If I can get this together, she can't win.

0:59:020:59:05

The first thing I did was call Sarah. She's an amazing designer.

0:59:050:59:09

She does events and she has her own warehouse.

0:59:090:59:12

Nice to meet you too, Tony.

0:59:120:59:14

'Then I called my friend Tony, like, "Tony, get down here." '

0:59:140:59:18

This is Ishi, he's also a designer. I'm hoping we can fix this.

0:59:180:59:21

'Then I call my friend Ishi, and he's a designer,

0:59:210:59:25

'and he drove from Connecticut to get here within an hour.'

0:59:250:59:28

Sarah actually has a stocked warehouse, so I think between

0:59:280:59:32

the two of us and your construction crew, we can get it done.

0:59:320:59:35

And now I've got people coming in and rescuing me and catching me

0:59:350:59:39

when I've just completely fallen.

0:59:390:59:42

By the way, I have to tell you guys that the one thing

0:59:420:59:46

I've learned from this experience is how amazing people are

0:59:460:59:50

when you put out a cry for help, and the number of people

0:59:500:59:54

that have just dropped their lives to comfort me is so amazing.

0:59:540:59:57

(Thank you.)

0:59:570:59:59

-Come on, it's going to be fun.

-Oh, yeah!

1:00:011:00:03

Here's the bottom line about Annie.

1:00:071:00:08

If there's a way to win, she'll find it.

1:00:081:00:10

If she can beat the world's greatest poker player, there's no way she's losing to Joan Rivers.

1:00:101:00:15

The thing I love about Annie Duke is that she tells it like it is.

1:00:151:00:19

The thing I love about Annie is that she's as fierce a competitor as there is.

1:00:191:00:24

The thing I love about Annie Duke is,

1:00:241:00:26

she's going to be the Celebrity Apprentice, baby.

1:00:261:00:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:00:281:00:30

Now there's a group that really loves Annie.

1:00:331:00:37

Joan Rivers, not so much. Let's get back to the task.

1:00:371:00:42

Let me explain something. I have incredible respect for someone

1:00:511:00:54

-who's lasted in the business as long as Joan has.

-Not just lasted, dominated.

1:00:541:00:58

Yeah. No question.

1:00:581:01:01

-Unbelievable.

-She's an amazing lady but she's not a nice lady.

1:01:011:01:05

-I think she's joking around.

-You haven't been here since week three.

1:01:051:01:09

You don't know what she has done. Yeah...

1:01:091:01:12

I've been maligned, and my character has been assassinated every week.

1:01:121:01:18

She started attacking me in the most personal, uncalled for way.

1:01:181:01:23

Really? What did she say?

1:01:231:01:25

She said that I was worse than Hitler and that I...

1:01:251:01:28

That's not personal. It's just a joke.

1:01:281:01:30

No, she said that I was despicable human being.

1:01:301:01:33

It went on and on, and it was every week in the boardroom.

1:01:331:01:38

Joan Rivers is a legend of comedy, though.

1:01:381:01:41

-That's a badge of honour, to get dissed by Joan Rivers.

-No.

1:01:411:01:44

Yesterday, you should've heard those designers talking about her.

1:01:441:01:48

-I can't imagine...

-Really got under your skin.

1:01:481:01:51

-You know what? Why...

-All you do is talk about her.

-Do you know why?

1:01:511:01:54

All you do is talk about her. Got under your skin.

1:01:541:01:57

PHONE RINGS

1:02:011:02:02

Chip, it's Joan Rivers.

1:02:021:02:04

I'm sorry about your mother. Are you OK?

1:02:041:02:08

I had one friend who knows every female impersonator in New York,

1:02:131:02:17

but his mother had just died

1:02:171:02:19

and I thought, "Can I? Should I?"

1:02:191:02:23

Chip?

1:02:231:02:25

I'm terribly sorry about your mother, but I need a favour.

1:02:251:02:29

I need female impersonators dressed as celebrities.

1:02:291:02:34

Do you have a name in your head somewhere, during your bereavement?

1:02:341:02:40

CHIP LAUGHS

1:02:431:02:44

I'm so sorry...

1:02:531:02:55

-What time is your service over?

-CHIP LAUGHS

1:03:031:03:06

-Thank you, my angel. Bye-bye.

-Good luck.

-Thank you. Bye-bye.

1:03:121:03:16

-MELISSA:

-Thank God he got hysterical.

-I knew he would laugh.

1:03:161:03:19

-I'm delivering the dress.

-I know. I knew when I saw you it was going to be something wonderful.

1:03:301:03:34

We have some amazing charity auction items.

1:03:341:03:37

-They started pouring in during the day.

-This is gorgeous.

1:03:371:03:41

'We had a custom dress my Amsale,

1:03:411:03:44

'game worn Favre jersey, jewellery,

1:03:441:03:47

'coats, clothing, a necklace worn by Hillary Clinton.'

1:03:471:03:52

'The items were unbelievable,'

1:03:521:03:54

and there was stuff there I wanted to buy.

1:03:541:03:56

Let me see what the background's going to look like right there.

1:03:561:04:02

My role today is recording video for each auction item.

1:04:021:04:05

Go.

1:04:051:04:07

The sports fan package includes on-field access prior to the game.

1:04:071:04:11

'Herschel shot me with the camera, I described each auction item,

1:04:111:04:15

'and we'll put those on the digital frames to be viewed.'

1:04:151:04:19

-This is a great package.

-OK. Things that you share.

1:04:191:04:23

-Laughs.

-Life.

-It's so good.

1:04:231:04:27

'My mom and I have worked together for a lot of years,

1:04:271:04:30

'so you know how each other works.

1:04:301:04:33

'You know what the other one's thinking.'

1:04:331:04:35

So I made the decision to do a photo montage of things people share.

1:04:351:04:42

So suddenly we had the tie-in with EasyShare.

1:04:421:04:44

Can I take a picture of you two sharing music? Do Elvis, Herschel.

1:04:441:04:49

So we've definitely integrated the actual product

1:04:501:04:53

and the brand into the entire theme of the party.

1:04:531:04:57

Melissa, this is brilliant.

1:04:571:04:58

We've got these videos from Refugees International.

1:04:581:05:03

-Wouldn't this be great to have playing in a loop?

-Oh, yeah.

1:05:031:05:06

We need to cut some of the pictures.

1:05:061:05:08

We had these amazing videos from Darfur.

1:05:081:05:11

What I decided was, let's use the frames

1:05:111:05:13

to integrate the frames in the charity.

1:05:131:05:16

Tom, I've got the timecodes for what needs to be cut out of the videos.

1:05:161:05:20

7.10-7.22, 7.52-8.34 and then end it at 9.54. OK?

1:05:201:05:26

Annie had a few DVDs that she wanted to load in to the frames,

1:05:261:05:29

so I shot the video off of the computer screen

1:05:291:05:32

and then was able to edit and load it like that into the frame.

1:05:321:05:35

That's basically what I've been doing for 20 years,

1:05:351:05:39

shoot videos with video cameras and then edit them. That's what I do.

1:05:391:05:43

You're shooting the whole thing. The point was to cut out this stuff.

1:05:431:05:47

No, I cut out the stuff you said for me to.

1:05:471:05:49

No, I said that you had to cut all this out too.

1:05:491:05:52

-No, you said from five...

-No, I gave you three... Listen.

1:05:521:05:55

Tom, I handed you a list.

1:05:551:05:56

Any way I need to steal this from you right now.

1:05:581:06:01

That's why I handed you the list of timecodes.

1:06:011:06:04

I hate it when people don't listen.

1:06:041:06:07

'Tom Green is a sensitive dude,

1:06:071:06:08

'because if you say anything to him

1:06:081:06:11

'that's direct, like, "You didn't do this right",

1:06:111:06:13

'he gets his nose out of joint.'

1:06:131:06:16

But what am I going to do? He was my last pick.

1:06:161:06:18

Just don't really want to get into it with her, cos I don't care.

1:06:181:06:23

It's like a poker player yelling at me.

1:06:251:06:28

-It's not going to be what I want and I'm the

-BLEEP

-project leader

1:06:281:06:31

-and no wonder he got fired in the third

-BLEEP

-week.

1:06:311:06:34

I was basically done, and she comes over and was like,

1:06:341:06:36

"You're not shooting the right part",

1:06:361:06:38

-and I'm like, "Oh, God, shut the

-BLEEP."

1:06:381:06:42

The video is 0-5.27. That's five minutes and 27 seconds.

1:06:421:06:46

-So you just took out all this?

-Yeah, all that.

1:06:461:06:48

-But there were starving kids.

-There's starving kids there too. Trust me.

1:06:481:06:52

-It's five minutes of starving kids.

-Let me see it.

-It's fine.

1:06:521:06:55

Just watch the video. It's perfect. It's what I do.

1:06:551:06:57

I know that. She was just so specific with me.

1:06:571:06:59

I'm not going to tell you how to play poker. So just, you know.

1:06:591:07:03

I'm not talking about how to do videos, Tom.

1:07:031:07:05

Just put the video in, it's perfect. It's done.

1:07:051:07:08

'Because she was not able to trust that I did it right,

1:07:081:07:11

'she had to come in and not only micromanage, but also condescend'

1:07:111:07:15

and critique you, as if you had screwed up, when I hadn't.

1:07:151:07:18

So, that's annoying.

1:07:181:07:20

It's... It's fine, Tom, thank you.

1:07:201:07:23

HE LAUGHS

1:07:251:07:26

This is very frightening. I think these are too many.

1:07:331:07:36

It looks like we're pushing you too much.

1:07:361:07:39

Somebody decided it was OK for me to do them all, so I did.

1:07:391:07:43

I thought it was a great idea but this looks like a line-up.

1:07:431:07:47

There was picture frame after picture frame after picture frame of Clint.

1:07:471:07:52

Suddenly, it became the Clint Black Show.

1:07:521:07:56

Take every third of him away. You cannot have it. It is not about him.

1:07:561:08:00

'Clint has an amazing ego. If he went to a bar, he would pick up himself.'

1:08:001:08:05

-It is just ridiculous.

-BLEEP

-ridiculous.

1:08:051:08:08

This is not about Clint.

1:08:081:08:10

This is about God's Love We Deliver for Kodak.

1:08:101:08:13

I should have God's Love people describing the products. Stupid.

1:08:131:08:18

Hey. How are you?

1:08:191:08:21

Just to up the star quotient,

1:08:211:08:23

we have hired a number of celebrity impersonators.

1:08:231:08:27

You are to say, "Come take a picture," and then,

1:08:271:08:29

"Buy a frame for charity."

1:08:291:08:32

-'We ended up with two Liza's...'

-This is Chris...

1:08:321:08:35

-'..a Carol Channing...'

-You're a star! Yes, you are!

1:08:351:08:40

'..Cher...'

1:08:401:08:41

It's God's Love We Deliver, babe.

1:08:411:08:43

'..and of course we had the Joan Rivers impersonator.'

1:08:431:08:46

No-one can put on a better event than my mother.

1:08:461:08:49

I need you to get a camera and start doing behind-the-scenes.

1:08:491:08:53

-What's that?

-Behind-the-scenes photos.

1:08:531:08:55

You can load them onto our Celebrity Apprentice frame, right?

1:08:551:08:59

And then it will just be behind-the-scenes at the final event.

1:08:591:09:02

The Celebrity Apprentice frame had not been paid much attention to,

1:09:021:09:06

so I gave that to Tom and said, "You own that piece of it,

1:09:061:09:09

"let me and Brande take care of the rest."

1:09:091:09:12

Sexy.

1:09:171:09:19

That's a weird one.

1:09:191:09:20

Awesome.

1:09:211:09:23

I think we are in such good shape.

1:09:291:09:32

When we lost our party planner,

1:09:321:09:34

it became an insane challenge with a deadline,

1:09:341:09:38

but the room, I thought, had come together wonderfully.

1:09:381:09:43

I think this is such a good idea.

1:09:431:09:46

'Going through the picture frame was terrific.'

1:09:461:09:50

Of course you walk through the frame. That's your merchandising.

1:09:501:09:54

I want to thank everybody, everybody, everybody,

1:09:571:10:00

you have killed yourselves.

1:10:001:10:03

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, even though nobody is listening.

1:10:031:10:07

APPLAUSE

1:10:081:10:11

Hooray!

1:10:111:10:13

Thank you.

1:10:131:10:15

'It was incredible.'

1:10:151:10:17

The whole thing was such a coming together of God's Love.

1:10:171:10:21

And let me tell you, God's Love We Delivered.

1:10:211:10:25

-I got it.

-ALL: Thank you.

1:10:251:10:27

Dad, I so can't talk right now, I love you, bye. I got to go.

1:10:341:10:38

Goodbye.

1:10:381:10:40

Can we dust off the chairs?

1:10:421:10:44

-All you guys have to do is look pretty.

-That's awesome.

1:10:441:10:48

It's heavy, come on.

1:10:481:10:49

'I have been to a lot of silent auctions

1:10:491:10:51

'and they were really high end and really classy.'

1:10:511:10:55

So that was really what I was trying to accomplish.

1:10:551:10:58

Are these all the stools, or are they just the stool samples(?)

1:10:581:11:01

-MAN:

-Let's go, 12 minutes.

1:11:011:11:04

I need my charity pamphlets right now. I need a Darfur frame.

1:11:071:11:10

I need pens for the auction!

1:11:101:11:12

I need my Pamela Anderson picture!

1:11:121:11:14

I need this off of here.

1:11:141:11:15

I need power... I need help!

1:11:151:11:17

-All right, guys, I think we're ready.

-It looks awesome, man.

1:11:191:11:23

It's as good as it was going to get in this amount of time.

1:11:231:11:26

Anybody who isn't part of the party needs to be out of the room.

1:11:261:11:29

We're opening doors, everybody.

1:11:291:11:32

-It's showtime.

-Whoo!

1:11:351:11:37

I have to tell you, one of the things I love about Joan Rivers

1:11:381:11:42

is that she is absolutely a businesswoman.

1:11:421:11:45

How could you not love her?

1:11:451:11:47

I like anyone who wears as much make-up as me.

1:11:471:11:49

LAUGHTER

1:11:491:11:51

-She better beat that poker player.

-Poker? I hardly even know her(!)

1:11:511:11:55

LAUGHTER

1:11:551:11:57

I think she is the complete Celebrity Apprentice. I mean, she has it all.

1:11:571:12:03

And I love her.

1:12:031:12:05

-Are we ready to go?

-It's showtime.

-For Joan!

-For Joan!

1:12:061:12:10

Hey, Joan, this is for you.

1:12:111:12:14

From all of us queens to the queen of fundraising.

1:12:141:12:16

-Godspeed. Go get 'em.

-Let's go, girls.

1:12:161:12:19

Let 'em have it, Joan.

1:12:191:12:22

I have no response to that. Let's get on with the Kodak task.

1:12:251:12:30

I love your suits, they are fabulous.

1:12:471:12:49

On this final task,

1:12:491:12:50

we had to do your silent auction to bring in money for our charity,

1:12:501:12:53

and get a lot of celebrities.

1:12:531:12:56

-How are you?

-Good. How are you?

-Great, come in. You look great.

1:12:561:13:00

So, we had a Joan Rivers lookalike on the red carpet.

1:13:001:13:03

Here we go. OK.

1:13:031:13:06

-You don't want us to even talk to her, right?

-That's not Joan Rivers.

1:13:071:13:11

-I assumed it was.

-That's a drag queen looking nicer than her.

1:13:111:13:14

OK. Come on, you two.

1:13:151:13:17

Mr and Mrs Rodman would like to take a picture with you.

1:13:191:13:23

'Dennis's outfit was absolutely gorgeous, darling.'

1:13:261:13:31

It really made a fun photo opportunity.

1:13:311:13:34

'All of our guests loved taking pictures with Dennis.'

1:13:341:13:38

Dennis, you look flamboyantly great, man.

1:13:381:13:40

Have you found anything you like? Howard is donating 100,000.

1:13:421:13:46

He has to find things he likes.

1:13:461:13:47

My whole thing was that I wanted something really classy.

1:13:501:13:55

This is supposed to be a high-end, VIP event. So I'm really happy.

1:13:551:13:58

I think there is a very sophisticated look to the room

1:13:581:14:01

and that's what I wanted.

1:14:011:14:03

-How are you doing?

-This is Howard. He is absolutely one of the best

1:14:031:14:06

-poker players in the world.

-Amazing performance the other day...

1:14:061:14:10

'All the celebrities we lined up showed up.

1:14:101:14:12

'We had Barnard Hopkins, the longest reigning middleweight champion.'

1:14:121:14:16

Thank you for coming...

1:14:161:14:17

'Joe Frazier,

1:14:171:14:18

'Oksana Baiul, the skating champion,

1:14:181:14:21

'and a lot of the famous poker players, like Phil Hellmuth,

1:14:211:14:24

'who's really the most famous poker player in the world.'

1:14:241:14:27

Come here, baby.

1:14:271:14:29

-I've got something really special for you.

-You do?

1:14:291:14:32

-Check this out.

-I like that.

1:14:321:14:35

Here we go. Vegas night out with world-famous poker player Annie Duke.

1:14:351:14:39

This was Annie's big day and she was on,

1:14:401:14:43

running around and making sure everyone was having a good time.

1:14:431:14:47

-Should I outbid your brother?

-I think you should.

-OK.

1:14:471:14:51

Doing what she does best, getting those bids up higher,

1:14:511:14:53

making sure she gets her donors to give more money.

1:14:531:14:57

She really shined.

1:14:571:14:59

-You guys live in LA?

-No.

-This is LA, baby.

1:14:591:15:02

-No, it's not, it's New York.

-SDK!

-SDK, New York...

1:15:021:15:05

I think the party we threw could've been a lot better,

1:15:091:15:12

a lot more extravagant.

1:15:121:15:13

You can bring entertainment for cheap money,

1:15:131:15:17

but she wanted everything her way.

1:15:171:15:20

If I buy Bill's, does that mean he comes to my charity event?

1:15:201:15:23

-Yes, yes, he has to do.

-He does?

1:15:231:15:25

It's one of those parties that people that spend money

1:15:251:15:28

for charity rub elbows and network.

1:15:281:15:31

That's what it was. No more than that. Just networking.

1:15:311:15:34

MANIC LAUGHTER

1:15:381:15:40

Cirque du Soleil sent three of the characters from the show to come

1:15:451:15:48

and interact with everybody. which I thought was really cool.

1:15:481:15:52

Hello, hello and welcome, nice to see you, hello.

1:16:131:16:16

Annie has people who have cash stuck in their shoes.

1:16:161:16:19

'I don't have those people.

1:16:191:16:21

'So, if we were going to win, we had to win on all the other criteria.

1:16:211:16:26

'So I knew we had to do fun things. Everybody got a boa.

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'Everybody got to take a picture with a celebrity.'

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-The Rivers party, for God's Love We Deliver.

-Happy to be here.

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-A real celebrity!

-I'm on the A-list for one night!

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-Thank you so much for coming.

-I've brought...

-Oh, my God!

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'It was just great and they all worked together.

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'The real celebrities took pictures with the fake celebrities.

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'It's a silent auction I would love to go to.'

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-Why do I think that this involves me donating money in some way?

-It does.

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OK, good.

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'The energy was great.'

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It was not necessarily chic and fancy and New York-sophisticated.

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It was very much fun. There are people who brought their kids.

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I took a picture with Cathy Irving on my Kodak digital frame

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and it was just the best time of my life, I loved it.

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-What shall be bid on?

-I don't know. I like everything. Everything's amazing.

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We invited families, so I had to make our silent auction items

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at prices that families could afford.

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'We had a Miley Cyrus T-shirt, sports paraphernalia.

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'It was about giving what they could afford to charity.'

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Thank you so much.

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-Moneywise, we are doing

-BLEEP,

-but, fun-wise, it's a great party.

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-How are you? And welcome. You look fabulous.

-Thank you, so do you.

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-Thank you so much.

-There's my guy. Look at that.

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-Welcome, welcome to our star-studded event.

-Proud of you, Joan.

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-Oh, my God! Oh, God! What a surprise!

-You should win this competition.

-What a surprise!

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-..The cast from Chicago.

-Hi!

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Hi, folks. That's great. Hello, everybody. Liza.

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-Are you happy with Joan?

-Joan did well, all in all.

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-It turned out well.

-Do you think she will win?

-Every time. Every time.

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Hello, how are you? How are you?

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-This is Mr Joe Frazier.

-Hey, baby.

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-Hey! You look great. How you been, man?

-You look great.

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-I watched your last fight. That was an easy one.

-I made it easy.

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-Do you think you did well in this?

-I think I did.

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-Did Dennis do a good job?

-He did exactly what I wanted him to do.

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-Good. Good, Annie.

-Everybody, there's about ten more minutes left,

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so please get your bids down. Ten more minutes.

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25,000 for a round of golf with Natalie,

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that should get it done, right?

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-There should be a bid on everything.

-That's what I told her.

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If there's something without a bid, you put a bid on it.

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Oh, wow.

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-Joan, how are you?

-We are having many Kodak moments.

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-Good to see you.

-Hi.

-Good to see you. Nice job. Very nice job.

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Thank you. We kept the Kodak branding on everything.

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-And this is the one that we made for you.

-OK.

-A special one.

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Easy to share, like that. So you just shot different things,

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-friends, did you just grab people?

-Yes.

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'One of the big tasks was to present me'

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with the Celebrity Apprentice limited-edition frame.

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'Joan's team, all the details were nice.

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'Lots of use of branding, so that was exciting.'

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-Annie?

-Hi, how are you?

-Good to see you. How are you?

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-How's it going?

-Good.

-Going well?

-Yes.

-You look like you've got quite an event here.

-We do.

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So, what we did was behind the scenes,

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so people could get a glimpse into what it's like to put on a finale.

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-Is this your charity?

-This is Refugees International,

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that's my charity, an advocacy group for refugees around the world.

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When I walked into Annie's party I saw some great things.

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I really love the use of the frames in telling about the charity.

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It was wonderful.

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Everybody, we've got about five more minutes left

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so please place your final bids!

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-I got to go bid.

-OK, quick.

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It's great to see all the bids.

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I love Joan Rivers and I had two uncles that passed away from AIDS...

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So she gave me...

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So I gave her 50,000 to help...

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..to help with that.

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But she gave it to me in two cheques.

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One for each uncle.

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Yeah.

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At the end of the party, I looked around and I thought

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this has been one of the happiest moments of my life

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because it just...

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..it just was incredible.

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And whether I win or lose, I won.

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Because it put my whole charity into a whole different league for us,

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so we won.

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After the silent auction, we all got into the Kodak double-decker bus

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and headed to Wintuk,

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and that was part the whole party experience for people who'd bought the 80 tickets.

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-Team Annie!

-Team Annie!

-Go, Annie, go, Annie, go Annie!

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ALL: Go, Annie, go, Annie!

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'I really am very happy with my experience.'

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To know how much people were willing to come to the mat for me when I needed them

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is an amazing feeling to walk out with.

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We went to the show and it was kind a surreal moment.

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We did everything we came out to accomplish on the show

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and then walking out into that beautiful winter wonderland

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of Wintuk, and it was just a very nice way to end the competition.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Herschel Walker!

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'We were all sitting there, everybody was, like,'

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"OK, this is done now, done the final challenge,"

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'and I think it was a good moment for everybody

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just to hang out, enjoy a great show and let off a little steam.

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As sat there, watching this glorious show in front of us,

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I kept thinking

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the whole thing was such a coming together,

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everybody had fun doing,

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it was such an amazing event for me.

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The American version of the business-based reality series. The season finale finds celebrity contestants returning to help Joan and Annie put on a pre-theatre VIP party before the performance of Wintuck, a Cirque de Soleil show. A silent auction will be held at the party consisting of items submitted by the celebrities.


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