Episode 1 The Celebrity Apprentice USA

Last season on the Celebrity Apprentice,

Piers Morgan changed the way the game was played.

Winning is not everything, it's the only thing.

Becoming the first ever Celebrity Apprentice,

and raising millions for charity.

But there's plenty more dollars out there, and I wanted to go

to the people who need it the most, and that's why I'm doing it again.

The bar has been set,

and now 16 new celebrities will fight to meet the challenge.

-Come on people, we need all the money we can get!

-Anyway they can.

-You bring the 15,000, I'll kiss you full on the mouth.

-Managers.

-What a disaster.

-Gone.

-Disgusting.

-Assistants, gone.

No bagels, no nothing.

They're on their own, in the toughest challenge of their careers.

-I can't do this!

-Last season was a battle.

-You think I talk down to you?

-You're out of talent.

-You're not my

-BLEEP

-bro.

-This time.

-You are a piece of

-BLEEP,

-and you're a stupid blonde.

It's war.

-That his beef.

-When was the last time you played ball?

-Shut up for five seconds.

-Stop lying!

-You're a despicable human being.

This makes me and Omarosa look like a tea party.

And, once again, it's the men versus the women.

They don't have the we have.

For the men's team - Heisman Trophy winner,

Herschel Walker, controversial comedian, Andrew Dice Clay.

I'm the biggest stand-up comic ever, in history.

Multi-platinum recording artist Brian McKnight,

comedian and TV host, Tom Green,

five-time NBA champion, bad boy, Dennis Rodman.

-Are you ready to go to the well?

-I'm ready to go to the well.

-Let's rock 'n' roll.

Grammy award-winning country star Clint Black,

gold-medal Olympic figure skating champion, Scott Hamilton,

motorcycle man, and working class hero, Jesse James.

I'm here to represent blue-collar America.

-And for the women's team.

-We got some sexy girls, funny girls, and some strong personalities.

World Series of Poker winner, Annie Duke.

-You better get on the

-BLEEP

-phone with me.

LPGA golf champion, Natalie Gulbis, TV host, Melissa Rivers,

Playmate of the Year, Brande Roderick.

I'm still here.

Television star and fashion entrepreneur, Khloe Kardashian,

multi-platinum recording artist, TLC's Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins,

Deal Or No Deal model, Claudia Jordan,

and entertainment icon, Joan Rivers.

I have spent 150,000 on this face!

It doesn't matter how many Emmys, Grammys or gold medals you have,

in this contest it's all about fighting for what you believe in.

I want to cure cancer in my lifetime.

I love you, and I don't want anyone to go through what you went through.

To win, what a gift to give to them in the end.

I'm a national spokesperson for sickle cell, I have the disease.

I want to see my daughter grow up,

and I want to be a grandma, I want to live.

They come to New York City armed with new connections.

-We have a cheque here from Tim McGraw for 5,000.

-Tim McGraw!

-New passion.

She's a 76-year-old woman, I don't control her.

-Get your hand off my neck.

-And a new determination to win.

-I want to win, so get your hands wrapped around the

-BLEEP

-task.

This is not a joke, he could get fired.

It's killing me, I would take the boat, it's killing me.

And all but one of them...

..WILL...

..BE...

..FIRED!

You're fired, go!

The Celebrity Apprentice starts now.

# Money, money, money, money

# Money

# Money, money, money, money

# Money. #

-Good morning.

-ALL: Good morning.

Welcome to the USS Intrepid.

Tremendous amounts of money last season on Celebrity Apprentice

were raised for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes fund, a great charity,

we're very happy about it.

Now, we are going to be doing battle, and let me tell you,

this ship was in many, many battles, won every one of them.

And that's what it's all about, winning.

And in this case, you win for charity.

Dennis, you won five NBA titles, how do you feel about this?

-I'm good, baby!

-You're OK.

-It's all love, baby.

So, I'm looking around, and, I'm like, wow,

I'm with a really fascinating group of people.

First of all, who can miss Dennis? He is enormous,

and, you know, he's a subtle dresser!

And then, I was like, "Oh, my God, that's Herschel Walker."

Herschel is the greatest running back in history college football,

and one of the NFL's greats. How do you feel about this?

-It's game-time. Time to get it on.

-You better believe it's game-time.

Claudia, you invested in real estate, you did well, how do you feel?

I'm ready to win this thing. I'm really a fan of Mr Trump, he's done it so big,

and if I was halfway or quarter of the way there,

I'd be happy with that kind of success.

-Andrew, do you still like women?

-Love them.

-You love them?

-I always loved them.

-That's a hell of a routine.

-I'm just an honest guy.

-Joan?

-I can't wait to get started.

Melissa, you fought with your mother, and you love your mother,

what's it going to be?

We're a very competitive family, and, you know,

I survived this many years.

What's going on here? Joan's doing the show, Melissa's doing a show,

did they ever cut the umbilical cord? Melissa's like 56 years old.

You know what I mean? Let it go.

Well, you know, right now, you're broken up, men versus women.

Each one of you has a favourite charity.

If you're the project manager, and if you win,

you get a lot of money for the charity, so it's really about that.

So, you go back to Trump Tower, you pick your team leader,

and you pick the name of your team,

and I'm going to see you a little bit later.

Now, go.

-It's nice, fancy.

-This is nice. Does anyone want to be project manager?

-I'll be first, I'm the oldest.

-OK, great. Done.

I'm project manager because of age.

I'm the only one there without a tampon in my pocket book,

so they just deferred to me.

-Is anyone thinking about team names?

-It doesn't matter what our name is.

Let's get our name, let's not waste time on the name,

-and let's get going on the game.

-Can I make a case for one?

You know how the other women completely crashed and burned up

in flames last year, in the beginning.

So I think we should rise from the ashes with the name Phoenix.

-Phoenix, that's one.

-The winners. The Ball Busters.

We really wanted to get right into it, we didn't want to waste time,

and that's wonderful, because they are truly going to work together,

and I really believe that. There will be no backstabbing.

How about Athena? Athena is the goddess of war.

-I want to be the war goddess.

-Team Athena.

-Yeah.

She's not just the goddess of wisdom, she's the more disciplined side of war.

And you know that we're going to be more disciplined than those boys.

Can you believe this? No bagels, no nothing.

He's a great guy and everything. Wait till I see him.

-Are you going to be complaining the whole time?

-I'm not, I just want coffee.

-I've got to stay awake.

-There's coffee right there.

I never want to underestimate anyone, I think that's foolish,

but Andrew Dice Clay, he's not here to work, he's not focused, at all.

So, name first, then team leader? Does everybody have any ideas?

-Triumph.

-Triumph. I'm going to get a pad out and write this stuff down.

-I'll be the secretary.

-Call it VIP Enterprise. How about that?

That sounds like an escort service.

You got to create a name that's got some kind of power.

-Like the Money Getters.

-Money Getters. Money Grabbers.

-I think we should be Team FUBAR.

-Oh, man! FUBAR.

This is the most potentially dysfunctional group.

To me, we're putting the fun in dysfunctional.

So, getting down to come up with the team name, impossible.

All kidding aside, everybody here is a champion in their own field.

In everybody's field you are the kings of the universe.

Strong, nobody's going to pick that.

-Just take the letters, KOTU.

-KOTU.

KOTU?

Wait, we may be doing it wrong now. We've got too much going on.

What we may need to do first, elect a project manager,

who then takes control of the situation.

I think you got one.

-Herschel?

-It seems like.

-Is everybody all right with that?

We go with Herschel as the project manager.

I don't know why Herschel Walker become project manager,

I didn't have no vote on that one.

I think Scott Hamilton and Clint Blyth went like this.

I don't think he has any leadership skills and the voice of command.

He reminds me of a 15-year-old kid.

All right, so you're going to be the PM on our first task,

and you're also charged with picking the name for the team.

I'm not just a football player, I'm a businessman.

I created a food business, I've got a lot of employees,

we do very, very well.

I'm smarter than I look. That's what people don't realise.

I think KOTU is going to be a word that's going to mean strength,

-so I'm going to go with KOTU. KOTU is gods.

-I like KOTU.

I think it's a little bit of a goofy name, it does grow on you

after a while though, especially if you just say KOTU.

We're KOTU. It's almost like a Lord Of The Rings character.

Like Gollum. I would have preferred Gollum.

I am getting the feeling we're going to disagree about a lot of things.

We've got to just remember that we're all on one team here,

and if we win, nobody gets fired.

Welcome to the boardroom.

It won't be easy, but you're going to have some interesting experiences.

First of all, I want to ask Dennis,

who have you chosen as your project manager?

-Where is he at? Oh, he's right there.

-Herschel. We chose Herschel.

Herschel, why did you want to be the project manager?

This is a team, I believe in team, I believe in leadership.

Did you want it or did they want you?

I want it. You've got to want the ball, if you don't want it, don't play.

OK. Who have the women chosen as your leader?

Joan. Now, you know there's a big risk, if you lose,

a lot of times the project manager gets fired.

-Yeah.

-I do. That's life.

-OK.

Joan, over the years you've made many cupcakes, is that right?

-Well, you're going to get a chance to do it again.

-We lose.

It's going to be very interesting.

You are going to create, bake and sell cupcakes.

The Institute of Culinary Education,

they're going to loan you their ovens, their kitchens, everything. You're going to do it there.

You're going to design a mobile sales centre,

and in this you're going to go all over the streets of New York,

you're going to sell cupcakes.

The team that sells the most, in terms of money,

whether it's through your celebrity, or the cupcakes themselves,

is going to be the winner.

Now, what are your team names?

-Ku toe.

-What?

-KOTU.

-Pronounce it, right now.

-KOTU, KOTU.

So, where did that come from, what does it mean?

-It means, "Kings Of The Universe."

-How do you pronounce it, Tom?

-KOTU.

-Do you like this name, Dennis?

-I'm so about it.

-Did everybody like it?

-Yeah, you hated it.

-Jesse, what did you think?

-It sucks.

-You didn't like.

-Do you know what's Jesse wanted to name it?

No, no, no, the thing is the project manager made the decision,

the man, I don't want to hold your hand, get your hand back.

I made a decision, that's what they going to go with,

because you have to have leadership.

Joan, just out of curiosity, what did you think of that name?

Who cares? We're going to worry about ourselves, we don't give one...

-I like the answer. Joan, what is your team name?

-Our team name is, Athena.

-We picked it because all beautiful women.

-You are beautiful, I agree.

She's goddess of beauty, she's goddess of wisdom,

and she is also goddess of war, done intelligently.

That's a little more... I like that name. That's a beautiful name.

-Brande, what do you think about your team.

-I think our team is great.

We have a very strong team and I think we're going to kick some male booty.

Do you see any disharmony? I see disharmony on the men's team,

and I've gotten really good at this stuff.

You know what it is?

I've got to tell you what is. A lot of us are up all night,

Rodman, myself, we come in there, there's no bagels,

there's no butter, there's no... So, if you could just,

this has nothing to do with the winning but we've got to have energy,

and we come in there and there's nothing to eat.

-And whose fault is that?

-It's your fault because they're your people.

Don is going to be going with the women, and he'll be watching

and observing, he's been a great, great guy,

and a very successful student,

and now he's doing a tremendous job in the business.

Likewise, Ivanka will be going with the men,

and she really understands men very well, I have found out.

As you all know, one team will win, and one person, sadly,

from the losing team, will be fired,

and you do not want to be the first celebrity fired.

It's never a lot of fun.

So, you're going to go out and you're going to make great cupcakes.

Good luck. Thank you.

-Let's do location first.

-Who knows New York?

Being the first project manager, that's a lot of pressure.

Because you want to start out on the right foot.

We've got to beat the women, at the same time, you got to look at the other guys,

because they're sizing me up as well.

You know, I'm thinking we need to be in a location

where the most amount of your fans are, because you can stand

out there like a carnival barker, and basically attract attention.

Dice is the king of New York City.

I'm the biggest stand-up comic in history.

Nobody ever, to this day, has sold more tickets in concert than myself.

-So, where is the fan base for Dice?

-We set up in Times Square,

where there's a big sidewalk, room for a lot of people.

The thing about Times Square that worries me is, it's the most obvious choice.

If we run into Team Lady Goddess over at Times Square,

then we are in direct competition.

Think about it this way Clint, they don't have who we have.

They have people over there that are recognisable but not who we have.

Who doesn't know Clint Black, Herschel, who don't know your ass?

We cannot be worried about them. We're going to get all the women,

they want cupcakes.

They're going to want it from, from you,

they're going to want it for me.

I think, like, 10, we should be near the park.

Let me just tell you, I did Man On The Street for three years with Core TV.

You want the Macy's, Pennsylvania Station area.

Hold on a second, they did Penn Station last year that the hotdog thing.

-It was really bad.

-Not Penn Station. Outside on the street.

No, they did outside Penn Station.

I'm telling you, you go in the Macy's area,

34th Street and Seventh Avenue,

that's busy, busy, busy, busy.

I think it's important, as project manager, everybody is involved,

they should all have a say.

But, I think you then have to go with the one that knows the most.

I'm a New Yorker, so I knew where we should go.

Annie decided that was wrong, so that began the friction,

right there and then.

Wait, can I just, can I just say something?

Last year, hold on, last year where they sold hot dogs,

they went to exactly the area that you're talking about,

and got heavily criticised by Mr Trump, because his argument was,

that while there's a lot of traffic there,

it's not people who have a lot of coin.

Annie Duke kept bumping her gums, and just talking, talking.

I didn't know whether I was coming or going, to be honest with you.

It's like, shut the hell up.

I'm just saying that on the Penn Station thing,

I think that we're going to get criticised by Donald Trump.

Who said Penn Station?

Well, Macy's is right opposite Penn Station.

We're close to there, right? I'm going to state that objection.

You guys can overrule me, I just want to state that for the record.

I don't sugar-coat anything, I say what I feel,

when I think something is a bad idea, I say it.

I consider trying to make everybody feel good a complete waste of time.

-Now, is that close to 57th and Fifth?

-Yes, but not.

Because I have the whole Playboy building,

and they're all willing to go down there.

I knew that this was going to be all about money, and whoever can raise

the most money was going to win, and I was definitely going to call Hef,

because I knew that these guys will have a lot of heavy hitters.

If she's got the Playboy building, then we should go with 57th and Fifth.

-Hello, how much do you think we need to raise to win?

-20,000 or 30,000.

Oh, I can do that myself.

If I bring in 15, can I rely on you guys to bring in five or 10?

Annie was very assertive and bossy.

I don't think she realises how much she's offending some people.

We are all adults and I don't like when people kind of talk down to you.

Hey, Tony, how are you? I'm good. So, here's what we're doing.

Tomorrow with selling cupcakes for charity, and I would really love it

if you guys could come buy some super-duper expensive cupcakes.

Going into the task, I have two objectives,

one is that I want to bring in more money than anyone on my team.

It's important to come out strong,

and make sure that people see me working all the time,

and nobody thinks that I don't have a really good work ethic.

'How do we make you look the best?'

Just come down with the money, you'll make me look great, babe.

-I don't even know how to use this

-BLEEP

-phone.

What's the guy's number?

He said call in five minutes. Something went wrong.

I think he drove off a cliff. You said you are going to help me with this.

That's what I'm doing right now man, I'm helping you right now, OK?

You can't even turn it on.

-Dice.

-You've got to stop with the hitting.

Get your hand off my neck. Get your... Look at me.

-Do I look like I'm kidding you?

-Dice, I'm helping you right now.

How do we turn this thing on.

Tom, as much as I love him, he does things to annoy me.

I would never hurt him. You know what I mean? It's a constant warning.

I'm saying, "Tom, get your hands off of me."

I'll handle the vehicle decoration, and all that stuff.

Jesse knows how to hook up cars. You've got to hook up the car.

We knew Jesse was going to handle the truck,

this is what he does, Monster Garage, he does trucks.

We'll go directly to the culinary school,

and I'll shoot a bitching picture of all of us, and then we'll get

that to the graphic place so we can start laying out a schematic.

We make the vehicle, and the presentation as bright,

and as attention grabbing as possible.

Jesse James, when I first met him, I didn't think he was going to bring anything to the table.

All of the sudden, he's talking about how he's really going to amp up the truck.

It's fun to see someone come to life.

Let's go over there, get the photo done.

You guys can start baking, him and I'll go handle the truck,

then as soon as the truck's handled, we can come and be the second shift to help.

Yeah, let's go. Altogether, and moving in the same direction.

Hello, it's Tom. Can I speak to Donnie, please?

Hey, what's up, what's up?

I was encouraging everybody to go call sponsors and raise money.

I know that Joan Rivers is going to able to bring in money,

she knows everybody. One big donation and we lose.

Well, you know what, tomorrow we're having a charity cupcake sale.

If you could send a representative of your show down, like a PA,

with a cashier's check, that would be perfect.

I called up Donny Deutsch, he's in New York,

he's got a television show, I know he's got like 1 billion, something like that.

Why wouldn't he want to send some money down?

Hey, thanks so much. I will. I will say hi, for sure. Cheers.

Donny Deutsch, he's in.

-Hey there, how are you?

-Hi, I'm Scott. Nice to meet you. Hi, Josh.

We don't want to do, like, a ton of different cupcakes.

I think the fewer you do, the more successful you are going to be.

Our strategy, we're not going to do all these different cupcakes,

because we had to be quick, we only had a few hours.

I'm happy to do a yellow and a chocolate,

we could go two different kinds.

OK, that's fine. Everybody gets an apron, everybody gets a hat.

I'm not a baker.

It's not the kind of guy I am, you know what I mean?

I didn't want the hat on. I didn't want to look stupid.

I'm from Brooklyn.

I can't have my friends from Brooklyn looking at me

with the stupid hat.

You know what I mean? I can't do it. I just can't do it.

-It's a rule, don't look like a jerk off.

-What's up? You all right?

-My hat, does it look stupid?

-Does your hat look stupid?

-The truth.

-Your hat, all the hats look stupid.

-Yours look like normal.

You want me to put your hat on for you?

-I don't want to mess up my hair.

-Here, let me do it.

Let me get you. I got you.

There you go. You want to pull it over the front.

So, in other words, it was looking stupid.

It could look a little better, yeah. There you go.

Two hours ago I was in a leather jacket, sunglasses, I was cool.

Here I am, now, you know, Suzie Homemaker.

So, we want to just do really simple, chocolate and vanilla.

Chocolate.

Chocolate cupcakes, vanilla cupcakes.

We split up into two teams, four of the girls went off

to decorate the truck,

and me Annie, Natalie and T, we all came

to the Institute of Culinary Education to make all the cupcakes.

And what would you suggest for frosting?

-We have a ganache, a chocolate ganache.

-Yeah, let's do the ganache.

We decided on two flavours, simple, easy to make, don't put too much time into it,

as long as they're good, and make as many as you can.

Realistically, how many cupcakes do think we can make?

-Our goal is 1,000.

-We'll say 750.

-Our goal is 1,000.

Definitely possible.

We were thinking, the more cupcakes the better,

if we could sell one for five dollars, that'll add up.

We really don't know what numbers we're fighting,

what the boys are bringing in.

This is one of the best scales in the world.

Everything we do tonight's got to be accurate,

you guys don't have a lot of time for mistakes.

No, no time for mistakes.

So, double-check all of your measurements, when you get them.

-You guys want to jump in?

-Yes.

One, two, three, four.

Nine, then.

We're in a massive kitchen, making 400 cupcakes in one batch.

That's major amounts of ingredients. It's a little insane.

I'd never baked that many in my life. There's no reason why anyone should ever do that.

-All right, here's the truck. There's your cupcake on top.

-Right.

-We've got some work to do.

-We broke into two groups, myself, Joan, Claudia and Melissa,

all went to go decorate the truck, the flyers,

and kind of do the whole design part of the task.

-We need to take measurements.

-This is eight.

So, you guys will produce the details for us.

-Will your people place them on?

-We'll do the install tomorrow morning.

Could we have bubbles coming out?

You could buy a bubble machine. I'm sure you can.

I wanted to make it into a circus atmosphere, an event.

As project manager, I believe in overkill. There are eight of us.

We should all have cute little aprons on,

that we all match in some way.

-OK, let's go.

-Our team.

-Are you Jordan?

-Jordan.

-Nice to meet you.

-Have got Photoshop and all that stuff?

-Yes.

-OK.

I shot a bunch of pictures.

We went to the graphics place.

I kind of think with something like this we could go super slick,

designed bitching, but I think cheesy is the way to go.

The priority here is putting things on it in order of importance.

By far, Dennis Rodman's the biggest name.

My design's going to look like Celebrity Cupcake Star Galactica!

All right, so now,

who's going to start cracking eggs for the vanilla cake?

-We going to do 105 eggs.

-105?

-Yes.

10 and half pounds of butter.

We need 11 ounces of vanilla.

I'm sorry, I got something on you.

We had to bake for hundreds of people.

-So, you've got flour, eggs, sugar.

-Four pounds, five, keep going.

-Six pounds, two, keep going.

-And exact measurements.

OK, it could be five pounds, or it could be 15 pounds, two ounces.

It was a very labour-intensive task,

and we could have used a little more help.

Dennis, are you just doing the multi coloured, or are you going to do...

I'm wondering what you doing.

-What?

-You're over there eating the world. What's up, brother?

I'm drained. You know, let them bake, let them pour the batter.

You know, let them put the sprinkles on with the fudge.

-You know what I mean?

-Come on, help us out. Just a little bit, you know?

I don't believe in baking. I never did.

You know, I'm a comic.

I've done, 200 sports arenas, 20,000 people a night.

So, I'm thinking, "What can I do to promote this event?"

-Listen, I got to go to Serious Radio.

-Yes.

I'm going to do two different shows

that are going to draw all kinds of people.

-I just wanted to clear it with you first.

-When are you doing that?

-Now.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah, for tomorrow morning.

-You don't want to stay here and make some cupcakes?

-No.

We're all a team here, making the cupcakes, maybe you should stay and make some with us?

-I want to win.

-Right, OK.

In the kitchen, everybody was working, except Dice, didn't do crap.

But that's Dice. You know how he works, that his thing.

Clay wanted to go and do Serious Radio, it's OK with me,

he's not doing anything anyway.

Andrew Dice Clay is a hilarious comedian, but he doesn't quite

understand what's going on when Clint and Herschel

look at each other and go, "Yeah, you should go.

"Why don't you not make cupcakes?"

And I know they're trying to throw Dice under the bus.

That's what they're doing. You can't really trust anyone here.

Herschel, I'm going over to Serious Radio now.

I'm going over to Sirius Radio now. Dennis is going with me.

-OK.

-So I'll see you a little later.

-You did good.

-Thank you.

My job right now is to make sure that we get as many people

as possible to be there tomorrow morning.

Let's get out of here.

I can do that through my connections at Sirius and go on

certain shows that will attract maybe too many people.

I want to do my part in this.

I feel I can do better at going on the air and getting people there.

So the least I can do is get a ton of people to come by

and have cupcakes and we'll win the challenge.

Yeah. But you didn't even put in no effort.

No effort.

All right, you want me to admit it? I don't want to make cupcakes.

-I hate making cupcakes!

-That's all I wanted you to say.

How is that cupcake?

They came out beautiful and it's our last row of vanilla.

Guys, I'm very impressed. These finished cupcakes look fabulous.

I like the chocolate icing on top.

I was the lead baker on anything to do with vanilla

and everybody seemed to like the vanilla

with chocolate frosting and chocolate chips.

These look really good.

They are pretty damn pretty if I do say so myself!

Should I check the chocolate cupcakes?

SHE GASPS

-You guys, the chocolate cupcakes are screwed up.

-They sunk.

They look like a nightmare.

These ones.

Those don't look good.

The chocolate cupcakes didn't rise like the other ones.

I was in charge of mixing the chocolate cupcakes. I don't have a clue why they didn't rise.

Why did they sink?

Baking powder instead of baking soda,

or the wrong flour, something happened.

I'm not saying Natalie caused the problem but she mixed it together

so if it is a problem with the way it was mixed

that would definitely fall on Natalie.

Khloe, stop washing, come help me scoop, please.

I was frustrated but I literally was just so on task

that I was like, "OK, another batch of vanilla,"

so we're covered, in terms of the number of cupcakes.

DIALLING TONE

-Hello?

-Hey, how are you, Brandy?

-Hey, what's going on?

Can you come here and help us?

Hold on, she's got news for us. Go ahead.

The girls are saying, we need help, we have an hour to get these cupcakes done, we've only done half of them.

-I'm like, "OK, we're coming now."

-OK. We're on our way, let's go.

We have no cupcakes. No cupcakes, no money!

Excellent!

-Hey, man.

-Welcome to the madness!

-How's it looking?

I think we're good.

When I came back from the graphics place the team seemed separated

in two tribes, it was like Paris and Nicole which is Dennis and Dice

and the rest of us, you know, we're willing to work

and those guys have already left.

-Not over the top?

-I don't want any.

How is it?

I tasted the cupcakes and they tasted really, really bad and awful.

-Oh my God, they're horrible.

-They're terrible.

-They're not good.

-Something got mixed up here. Not good.

-We forgot to put the sugar in.

As the project manager Herschel was overseeing all the production

and issues, and he just dropped the ball.

-Are they all like that?

-Yes.

I'm not sure we'll have time to do a whole other big batch.

We could syrup them because they're in cups.

-If we brush them with syrup they'll absorb it.

-All right. Let's go.

Once we realised they were that bad we made a syrup

and brushed that on to the top of the cupcakes hoping it would sweeten them up enough.

I don't know exactly what got wrong but this tastes like ass!

We're rescuing a not-sweet-enough muffin.

-You will like these cupcakes.

-Like kind of perfume on a...

-Perfume on a turd, right?

-Exactly.

Oh my gosh.

You can see the sugar going right in.

The sugar soaks right in.

We didn't put enough sugar in? We put the sugar in after.

-It's a new thing.

-Look at it, soaking in. The sugar going in. It's like a sponge for sugar.

It's still got that...

-More sugar.

-..Taste.

Add icing. I'm ready for more syrup.

Hi, girls. OK, tell me what you want me to do. These are so disgusting.

Oh my God. Who said they were a good baker? Who was that?

I didn't make those ones, sweetie. I made the vanilla.

Some of these are actually OK.

They taste fine. Nice and fudgy.

-We think we just fill them with frost?

-I think so.

Once they cool they'll firm up and we'll do a ganache on top.

Tad was great. He stopped us panicking. He said, "Let them cool.

"We'll put ganache in them and see how they taste."

Everybody who was chocolate lovers thought they tasted great.

So we used as many of those chocolate cupcakes as we could.

Crud. It's hot.

Do you want take a tray and start doing this too, Claudia?

-Then I'm going to show you how to do this.

-I know how to.

Hold it here. Scoop it up this way and spread it with the back of it.

It seems pretty... Self-explanatory.

Then dip them in the chocolate chips.

I admire strength in women but Annie talks way too much,

telling people what to do, and she has valid points

and good ideas but she does not ever shut up!

Listen, guys, we have 10 minutes to bake.

I need everybody lining cup cake tins and helping me fill

because otherwise we will not get these in the oven in time.

I need somebody to load more muffin tins, please.

-I will load them.

-Stop decorating.

We need to get these back on the racks.

Fun, huh, Joan? And you thought you were project manager?

You get so much more with everyone being nice.

Please set aside a box for people coming down for big donations.

I think Annie did a great job organising, she's a great organiser.

Mussolini made the trains run on time. But no Italian smiled when he was getting on and off.

And that's what that kitchen turned into.

That was an Italian train station in there.

OK guys, we've got 20 minutes. We've got to get these covered and out of the oven.

Ladies and gentlemen, do you like celebrities?

Come buy a cupcake for charity!

-Bring money!

-Cup cakes!

Come over here!

I think we made a lot of good decisions.

We're in Times Square. There's no shortage of people.

-Lots of tourists.

-What kind would you like?

-One that's worth 20!

All right, you got the best one. 20 was going to be our price point.

That's the breaking point. 20 come out flying out of ATM machines.

People have 20 bills. 20 is the perfect price point.

All right, come on, let's go. Celebrity cupcakes for charity!

-Cupcakes for charity! Come on!

-Just donations, even a dollar.

If you want to pay more then five we're happy to take it for charity.

Come on, people, cupcakes for charity! Any donations, people?!

This task wasn't about how many cupcakes you sold

but how much money you made so if you could sell a cupcake for five grand, do it.

-If you could sell one for 5, do it.

-Come get your celebrity cupcakes. Come on in!

So the paparazzi was everywhere.

They were on it, on top of all of us, taking pictures.

I don't know how the hell they find where way everybody is

but they were in our way.

You're preventing people buying cupcakes.

You're preventing people from buying cupcakes.

-If they want pictures, I'm making them by them.

-Absolutely!

Alyssa came up with the idea of charging the paparazzi.

Great, take your cupcake, that was worth five bucks.

Anything the paparazzi can do to help, you know, that's what we're here for.

And they paid!

I found that extraordinary.

That girl has balls!

Thank you. You have to take your cupcake.

Tony! How you doing?

All right.

My friend Tony Hawk came down. He's a huge celebrity.

Everybody loves Tony Hawk, so we got a good crowd with him.

What's your limit on your credit card? Massive? You got a good limit?

-What is it?

-It's high.

-Like what?

-1,000.

-1,000!

-Thank you. I appreciate it.

-OK, buddy.

-Tony, you're the best.

1,000 dollar cupcake for 20 bucks. Thank you so much!

We've got so many goofy personalities to draw from.

Dennis Rodman, Andrew "Dice" Clay,

a lot of people are coming down saying, "Clint, I love your music!"

Did you buy a cupcake?

Of course you did!

A lot of people are coming to see Herschel.

I'm a huge Georgia fan, I watched his games as a kid

and I'm thrilled to be here today.

Do you like delicious cupcakes?

Tom Green draws

a crowd everywhere because people want to go, "What's wrong with him?"

Cupcakes? Mmm.

Hey, Clint, the Naked Cowboy wants to say hello to you.

Hello, nice to meet you.

I'm the clothed cowboy. How are you?

Think you can get up on the roof there?

We are.

I know.

Hey! I think you're with us.

I'm with you guys.

Wooooh!

Wooh!

57th and 5th is right in front of the Playboy Studios.

I actually had a friend come down and get in the bunny costume.

CHEERING

So we had the whole Playboy building come down, that's 100 employees.

And just sold tons of cupcakes to them.

Are you a Playboy person?

Yes, I am.

JOAN RIVERS: Brande, she had other Playboy bunnies come by.

And we got big bucks and a half.

She is a very smart woman, lost in a gorgeous face and body.

Playboy is such a nice, happy family.

So how is it going, so far?

-Good. Good, good, good.

-Do you have a second?

-Yeah, I do.

-What is going on so far, with the team?

-I'm really pleased.

-It's hard to get a bunch of women to all work together.

-Yes, it is.

-And not kill each other.

-See, you can say that.

-If I say that, I get in trouble!

-Right. Does anybody want to buy cupcakes for charity?

Pull over and park.

Get back to work.

-OK.

-See you in a little bit.

JOAN RIVERS: Who wants to buy a cupcake?

Made personally by Miss Playmate Of The Year.

Touched by hands that Hef has touched.

That is a negative!

Everybody, come get your celebrity-baked cupcakes.

Hi. Do you want to buy some cupcakes for charity?

We came to help Joan sell cupcakes.

Awesome!

Hello, my darling!

Mwah.

I got the drag queens.

I thought, we need to make this wild and exciting.

And they came down in full drag - how about that?

-Can we help?

-I would love you to help me.

And then they wanted to get into it. They wanted to sell.

They got so excited and so involved.

People wanted to take pictures with them!

Cupcakes for charity!

That is great. Thank you.

Give it to one of these lovely ladies.

Joan, we have got 500 over here for you.

You're making a fortune here, Joan. I think we could open up our own shop.

Drag queens love me and I love drag queens.

Thank you so much.

Cupcakes for charity.

We've got sprinkles, chocolate, vanilla!

Right after you get a cupcake.

-Anybody want to get out?

-This is New York, this a tough crowd.

There are guys who want to meet you guys, right here.

Dennis was sitting in the truck through

most of the selling.

And he is an attraction. People wanted to see him.

But he did bury himself in the truck.

And he does that well. He relaxes well.

Come on, Dennis!

We need you, man.

Dennis is on hiatus.

I didn't understand why Dennis Rodman didn't want to get out of the truck.

But Herschel didn't take control of the situation.

So I had to do it myself.

Come on out, just for a second.

For a second, just for a second.

Let me pick you up. I can pick you up.

I know how to play games like this. My job was to make sure

that I don't interfere with selling the cupcakes.

If I sat on the corner, they get what they want.

They have a picture with me, why would they come buy cupcakes?

See that pink truck? Take your girl and introduce her to Dennis Rodman, OK?

So basically, all I did was laid low in the van.

Go get the cupcakes, now you see Dennis Rodman.

That is my job right there, make sure they buy the cupcakes first.

Hi, guys, how is it going out here?

Well, it's going pretty good. Two of our guys are holding court,

-so if we can get them to come down here...

-I see that. They're hustling out there.

Yeah, hustling. We got people moving.

I think the men are doing quite well.

I think Herschel has quite a bit of spirit, which is good.

But Dennis seemed a little lackadaisical, to say the least.

He was in the van, and his presence is probably

best served being out in the public and attracting a crowd.

I'll let you get back to it, Herschel.

-Good luck.

-Thanks a lot.

-Have fun.

-Thank you.

Celebrity cupcakes for sale! It's all for a good cause!

-Where are your cupcakes?

-Down there where that truck is.

Thank you! You're very generous.

We're getting a lot of tens and twenties,

and big bills for one cupcake.

But my concern is that we haven't gotten our big, big cheque, yet.

Thank you, sir.

-That's good enough.

-Oh, my God!

-Eric Benet!

What's up, what's up!

I'm really good friends with R&B singer Eric Benet.

So I forced him to come and buy a cupcake.

-So how about we buy one each?

-You want chocolate?

-250.

He came down and swiped his credit card.

So I was pretty happy about that.

How are you? Thank you for coming.

You're welcome.

I called Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb from the Today Show.

They came down and tried to help attract some more attention.

And I really think it worked.

-These look better than I thought. Did you work on these?

-We made these ourselves.

All right. I want to buy a couple of cupcakes.

I am here especially for you.

Can I spend 2,000 on a cupcake?

Actually, two.

OK, 2,000 for two cupcakes is cool.

Poker players are one of the most generous groups you will ever meet.

I was going to call on some of those people.

You're going to do 1,000, you're going to do 1,000,

you're going to do 1,000.

-He paid 5,000 for this cupcake.

-I gave her 5,000.

I've got to give tremendous credit to Annie.

Annie brought in poker players, "Well, hello Annie, here's nine-thou.

-"Stay healthy." I thought it was wonderful.

-A 10,000 cake.

-For you, all right? Because you're the best.

-Thank you.

-You're the best.

-Thank you.

-Get me Joan Rivers and Herschel Walker, now, please!

-Hello.

-Herschel.

-Hello there, how are you doing?

-Hello.

-Joan?

-Hi, sweetheart, how are you?

-I'm fine.

Now listen, I'm sending a car for you now.

I need a member of your team to take your best cupcake to Crumbs bake shop

on 8th Street.

All right, we can do that.

The owner of Crumbs will taste each of your cupcakes,

and whichever cupcake is best, that team will receive

an additional 15,000 toward the total sales of the task.

-OK.

-You got it, honey.

Pick the right cupcake, let's see what happens, OK.

-Right, we will do that.

-OK, good luck.

-OK, goodbye, honey.

-So long.

All right, Donald Trump wants us to bring a cupcake to somebody.

-Which one is the best cupcake?

-I'll find it. Let me just look.

The monetary award could change who wins the game.

So, I'm studying these cupcakes, and I'm like, "oh, God,"

it was like Sophie's Choice.

-Oh, look at that, that's beautiful.

-That looks great.

I took one of the ones that didn't really work

but tasted really good,

but we filled them with a chocolate ganache.

-I found a perfect bomb.

-Great.

-All right, thanks.

-Dice, you want to go?

-OK.

-All right.

-Give me your best one.

-You decide which one you want.

Well, the yellow cake is like the real cupcake.

OK, we'll do that then. We'll send that.

-All right.

-Hi.

-Hi, welcome.

-I'm Melissa.

-Nice to meet you.

-Welcome to Crumbs Bakery.

-How you doing? I'm Andrew.

-Hi.

-Nice to meet you. How's it going?

-Welcome to Crumbs.

-We are the owners of Crumbs, welcome.

-The box isn't gonna help.

Well, ours is also about presentation.

-But I'm going to let you go first.

-I'm going to go first.

We had a really hard time choosing, but went ahead with the Chocolate Bomb,

which is a chocolate cupcake with home-made ganache.

Fine. And what do you have for us?

What we wanted to go with was, like,

an old-school type of cupcake that everybody would like.

Chocolate fudge on top, with the yellow cake, and sprinkles to keep it company.

-We have some like those, too.

-Well, here we go.

All right.

I'm going to let Mr Trump know which one I like better.

-Thank you for coming in, and good luck.

-Thank you, bye.

All right, so long.

Later.

When she took the bite of my cupcake, her eyelids went up,

and her eyebrows went up.

She didn't do that with Melissa's cupcake. We win.

That's just the way it is.

-So, tell us.

-Did we give them the chocolate chip one, that people like?

-No, I didn't know that.

-Chef said he liked the vanilla with the chocolate chips on top best.

-Well, I went with the ganache.

-Oh!

-No, it tasted great, I tasted them.

I thought that was really good.

No, it's just that those were ruined cupcakes.

The chefs were clear that they loved the one

-with the chocolate chip, which we discussed.

-She wasn't there when they discussed it.

I was not in the room when the chef said, "Oh, the vanilla are the best ones."

No-one told me, and I thought the ganache, the Chocolate Bomb.

'If we don't win, it's used against me, I'm not looking forward to that.'

-I just had to make a call.

-OK.

-No, no, not five. Come on, you can do more than five.

-Oh.

It's for charity. We don't have that many left, if we run out,

we can't even sell any more, and we'll lose to the boys.

I thought, what if we run out and the person comes with a 5,000 cheque,

and we can't exchange a cupcake?

That would be a real shame to lose cos we didn't ration the cupcakes out.

Joan, these are my two big spenders. My really, really big spenders.

-How many cupcakes would you like?

-We'll buy the whole truck.

You can't buy the whole truck.

-You're going to buy a lot.

-We'll buy a lot.

Give them as few as possible,

because we don't have that many.

-They're very strict around here.

-How much is he paying for these?

-For these?

-For this big tray of cupcakes.

-Oh, I don't know yet.

Can you find out? Because seriously...

I'll deal with my money, you deal with yours.

I know what I'm doing.

'Annie was out of control.

'I could not believe how rude and mean,'

and condescending she was to my big donors.

Can I talk to Joan? She just told me, "I worry about my donors, you worry about yours."

-She said that he hasn't even told her how much.

-Let me, let me, easy, easy.

Calm.

They're freaking out. It's so ridiculous.

Thank you, guys. He's giving 9,000. OK? Come on.

Annie started to freak out at her. They were giving us 9,000.

If the guy wants 24 cupcakes, he can take 24 cupcakes.

-9,000 gets you this box of cupcakes. Woo-hoo!

-There you go.

-Good luck to the girls.

-Thank you!

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-How nice of you. Seriously.

-Thank you, guys.

-That's it!

We sold them all. How about that?

I got pissed off

because we just discussed we didn't have that many left.

It's great he donated that much money,

but we couldn't give away a whole tray. We ran out 15 minutes early.

This was 9,000, and everyone was selling them

for a dollar or two dollars, and when you think of a whole flat...

The thing is, I said, "How much?" You go, "I don't know."

-Doesn't matter. It was my sale. It doesn't matter.

-Yes, it does.

You yelled at them, saying they can't buy the whole thing.

You don't know what others are selling them for, and you're mad at me selling one flat for 9,000?

You're not even listening to yourself.

It doesn't even make sense to me.

Hey, Doug Wilson's in the house! You made it down. Great to see you.

You call, I come!

The day started kind of slow, but now we got it going, we got it going on.

-A 5,000 cupcake.

-Wow, 5,000, ladies and gentlemen.

-A cheque for 5,250.

-I'm here to buy cupcakes.

-OK, how many cupcakes would you like to buy?

-7,200 worth.

-Oh, that works!

Our big hitters, we had some of them coming in,

we've got more coming, people on the street buying,

and that'll get us the win.

-Two cupcakes, 1,000.

-Thank you, my dear.

4,000 cupcake, ladies and gentlemen. 4,000 cupcake.

-Herschel, how much time we got that?

-We've got about seven minutes. Seven minutes left.

-Herschel, Herschel, do we lower the price?

-Two cupcakes for 20.

'I've been calling Donny Deutsch, but I don't have 100% confirmation.'

They're coming to me right now?

'I'm hoping he's going to come.'

I'm hoping it worked. I don't want to go to the boardroom, I don't want anyone on our team fired.

Oh, my gosh, this is incredible.

So, you're not going to make it? After all this...

Let's drop the price to 5 bucks, right now.

-I'm starting to think it's not going to happen.

-Two minutes left.

-Two minutes. Cupcake, cupcake, selling out.

-Hey, Tom.

Hey, here we go. Oh, my gosh.

Ladies and gentlemen, from Donny Deutsch,

Big Idea With Donny Deutsch on CNBC, a cheque for 10,000.

For one cupcake!

I've learned a long time ago, if you stay together as a team, you can win.

That's it, we're done.

A hand for the New Yorkers who spent so much money today!

I don't like losing. So, to lose would be devastating to me.

I don't like to lose.

I've heard there's been a lot of money raised by both teams.

-What did you think of your team, Joan?

-I think they're extraordinary.

Everybody worked absolutely every job 100%.

-Who was the star of the team?

-Brande.

-Really? Wow.

-Thank you.

A very great honour.

What did you do that made you the star in Joan's eyes?

I really went after it, and made a lot of phone calls,

-Did everything possible.

-And brought in a lot of money?

-Yes, and she was there,

you needed somebody, she was always there, and glad to do it.

OK. Claudia, who is the weakest member of the women's team?

Personality-wise, in being ineffective, I'd say Annie.

There were issues of Annie, and this is hard to do.

-It's all right.

-Joan is our leader, project manager,

and at times I felt Annie took over Joan's role.

Annie, what do you have to say?

Well, as far as overstepping Joan's bounds, she wasn't in the kitchen.

She was doing the other project.

I'm aware of what we have to do,

Joan knew I was the one aware of what we have to do.

I'm not going to pussyfoot around when we have a schedule, trying to get these cupcakes out.

So, I didn't overstepped her bounds, cos I had my project manager's permission.

You have to respect your team, and when you sit here and tell me,

a grown woman, exactly how to frost a cupcake...

I got this. Trust me, I frosted cupcakes before.

Completely understand that, but the chef showed me exactly how

to frost a cupcake that would be the most efficient in terms of time.

You have to also understand a little bit about your environment.

Here is a woman that takes money away from men at poker tables her whole life.

I know many men who have lost to you, big-league.

-You think you're very tough?

-I am very tough.

I'm not going to be apologetic for taking control so we could get the cupcakes done.

-OK, Herschel.

-Yes.

-So, tell me, what do you think of your team?

-I thought they were great.

-Who was the weak link?

-The weak link?

-Oh, jeez, I don't think we had one.

-You know what, I've got to say something.

-Go ahead.

-You know, I don't believe in baking, I never did, and...

-Not your thing?

I had to almost invent a job for myself,

so I became almost like the court jester,

to keep everybody moving, but as far as the actual work...

He's not really an actual worker.

He's not a worker, he's a court jester.

Well, that's sort of a knock, isn't it? Court jester, to me, is a knock.

No, I said it first. I'm a comic.

For me, it's natural to make people laugh, you know what I mean?

I'm good like that. So I'm entertaining.

Imagine being under a guy who turns into John Travolta for you.

MIMICS: "I can't believe how good this feels." Sylvester Stallone.

MIMICS: "Can you pull your legs back a little more?" Know what I mean?

Can you do that? You can't do that, and you're Donnie Trump.

Dennis, look at you. You are a piece of work, I'll tell you.

I've been a fan of Dennis for a long time. I mean, you're all great celebrities.

Scott, I've watched win the Olympic gold, but, Dennis,

because of the whole look, and the height, the whole thing.

Would you say he's the most recognisable celebrity out of the group?

Hard not to say. Did you use him in that capacity, Herschel?

We wanted to use Dennis in that capacity.

That's what we were trying to do, but he wouldn't get out of the van.

I'm a little bit from the old school, some people need a spanking.

Did he need a spanking?

-I should've gave him one, but I didn't.

-That would be a pretty tough combination, those two.

-OK, Dennis, you think you won?

-I think we had a very good shot.

-How about finding out? Let's find out right now.

-Let's do that.

-Oh, thank goodness.

-Time to find out.

First, let me give you the results of the taste test.

The owners of Crumbs loved the cupcakes made by the women,

so you won the taste test easily.

The taste test. That's 15,000 from Crumbs, that's great.

You know, men, they said your cupcake was disgusting, honestly.

They actually said, and these are professionals, this is what they do.

-Tom, do you get that?

-We had a few technical issues with the cupcakes.

We did, yes.

Let's start with the men's team. How did they do?

-The men did an amazing job. Their total was 49,449.

-Wow. 49,000.

-A lot of cupcakes.

-Herschel, that's very good. I don't know if it's good enough, we'll find out.

OK, with the 15,000 that the women won by winning the taste test,

you only need 35,000 to win the whole deal.

Don, how did the women do?

-The women sold 61,257 worth of cupcakes.

-Wow!

CHEERING

You know what that means?

With all of the money that they raised, that you raised,

and everybody raised, you won 126,000.

-Joan, what's your charity?

-God's Love We Deliver,

which provides meals for anyone that's home-bound that asks.

-That's a lot of money.

-There's a lot of people that will be getting food.

And you'll find out that's just the beginning.

A lot of money is going to be raised, just like last season.

So, Joan, I congratulate you, ladies, I congratulate you.

Go back to your suite at Trump Tower, enjoy yourselves.

-And if you want...

-Of course we do.

You can watch the grilling of the men. Have fun, thank you.

Congratulations. Fellas, sadly someone is going to be fired.

-Good champagne.

-What a relief. We raised a hell of a lot of money.

I hope you understand we won because of many things.

That's what it was about,

it wasn't somebody wrote a stupid cheque, it was many things.

It was everything.

How fabulous for God's Love We Deliver, which is my charity,

to get this big cheque. It's an amazing charity.

If you feel you can't leave your house, and you need special meals,

you call us, and we send you your meals every single day.

It's great, it's just a very quiet way of having people

keep their dignity until they die.

-OK, guys, let's watch. It's going to be sad to see one of them go.

-Yeah.

-Herschel, what happened?

-I don't know what happened, because we worked.

I tell you, they were working.

On the street, they were hustling, they were working.

Tom, what do you think?

-Are you OK, Tom?

-Well, I think Herschel...

-He gets very uptight.

-Are you uptight? You don't get uptight.

-He's high strung.

-Respond to that, please.

I think I suggested a lot of ideas, specifically, I suggested

to everybody that we should be all calling and getting big donors.

-Did you bring in big donors?

-I brought in some. I called Donny Deutsch, he brought in 10,000.

My agent donated 5,000.

I called Tony Hawk, he brought 1,000.

So, nobly was close to you in terms.

-That accounts for almost a third of your total.

-Who else raised?

I think I raised the most.

Hershel brought in a lot of money,

but Hershel could've encourage the other players.

-Jesse, are you asleep?

-No.

-Did you bring in any big donors?

-No, I didn't.

-You didn't? Jesse!

-My friends don't have no money.

Why did you lose?

It boils down to hard work, and what you're willing to commit to get stuff done.

You think that you worked hard?

I could have definitely done a better job keeping Dennis out on the street.

-Was he the biggest celebrity in terms of recognition?

-Just by visibility, he is the tallest.

-Size helps.

-Size doesn't matter. Always.

-Scott's proven that.

-Size doesn't matter.

-The small one.

Brian, what would you have done differently for your team?

There is control issues, they say,

but can you really control a Dennis? How does that work?

We learned a lot about the fact that none of us had ever been subordinate.

-No question.

-So it meant having to take orders from someone else.

-It's a tough job being team leader. Tough job, Herschel.

-It's OK.

Don't want the ball, don't play.

This isn't a football team, where you're the best player. A tough deal.

You still have to have somebody that's going to be willing to say, "I want the ball."

OK, let me ask you this, Jesse, taste matters, quality mattered,

and you didn't have taste or quality, in terms of what you baked.

Do you think that was a big factor?

I think our cupcakes sucked, without a doubt. We knew it last night.

They called your cupcakes disgusting.

Scott, let me ask you, who was responsible for that, would you say?

I would say anyone in the kitchen. Everyone that was baking. We all worked equally, did equal tasks.

But would you say somebody? Somebody had to be responsible. Andrew, who was responsible for it?

Not me, I really didn't cook the cupcakes.

I action had somebody tell me...

One of the ideas I had in there was to stick to a traditional cupcake.

Now, you cut off Ivanka, but that's OK. His whole life has been about cutting off women, and that's OK.

-Go ahead, Andrew, cut her off.

-You've got to stop with that.

-Go on, tell me.

-This is unbelievable. You're unbelievable with this stuff!

One of the ideas that I had, as far as cupcakes, forget women,

let's stick to...

-Which are more important?

-Women.

-By far?

-By far.

-Except for tonight.

Well, tonight, I'm going to fight to keep my job,

because one of the ideas, I am good with ideas,

I branded myself,

something you did talk about, which bothers me a little,

and not to take away from Dennis's celebrity,

but, you know, I'm the only guy sitting here to sell out Madison Square Garden three times,

I'm the only comic to sell out

every arena in this country, you know, over and over again,

because I wasn't baking, I wanted to be used to the best of my ability,

which is get on the air, and promote today's charity event.

Who said that I couldn't get on the radio and have people down?

You couldn't, you're not funny.

You're very funny, but you know what's not funny?

I would promise you, I had more people from Georgia there than he had on the radio.

That's an impossibility.

OK. Jesse, who was the worst member of your team in terms of winning?

-Dennis.

-Why?

-Sitting in the truck, and waiting for someone to show up

with a cheque is cool, but if Dennis was out there, being a little

bit more assertive, we probably could have made up the difference.

-What do you think, Dennis?

-I played my card to a T.

I walked down to the corner, though I didn't want to,

cos I knew I was going to take the whole situation to me, and I didn't want that.

That's not true.

He did a great job screaming and hollering,

"Dennis Rodman, Dennis Rodman." Like I said, you want people to buy.

-That's pretty effective.

-May I say something?

-He was pretty effective.

He was when he wanted to, and that's the problem. You can't play half of the game. And I'm not in a business.

Donald, this is ridiculous. I love how people want to sit there and say certain things.

When you're going to be a boss, and a manager of any project

-or any group, you need to know how to delegate people.

-I agree with you totally.

-Listen to what I'm saying,

we didn't sit down and diagram what we need to do as individuals.

So you blame Herschel for this? He's the leader, do you blame Herschel?

I'm just saying, if I was the manager, I would listen to all your points, and I would say,

"This is the way I'm going to do it.

"I'll use Tom Green in this situation.

"He's going to do this job."

Guess what, in the kitchen, anyone, interject, no-one had any position on nothing.

-There was no delegation in the whole situation.

-That's 100% right.

Andrew, what would you say?

It was every man for himself in that kitchen.

-Are you saying a lack of leadership?

-There was.

-There was, OK.

-I'm seeing Brian making faces.

Brian, you want to say something?

If we're in the kitchen baking, and you're doing one thing, and you're

-doing one thing, and you're doing a thing, isn't that delegation?

-No!

-I'm talking now, I'm talking now.

-You talk, talk all you want.

The rest of us don't need to be delegating, tell us what to do, we do it.

-Right.

-It's so nice not to be there.

-He's putting people against each other.

-They're going to be a disaster tomorrow.

-Could we be friends after that?

-We don't have to.

-Could we be friends after that?

Clint, if you were me, who would you fire?

Let me first say, it's unfortunate this is how we find fault with our team, and this is how they learn.

-The way it happens.

-I think there was some lack of cohesion,

-I didn't have a bird's-eye view of what everyone was doing.

-Who would you fire?

SIGHS

-Andrew.

-Why?

I felt he was the team member that required the most pushing.

I love a joke and a laugh as much as anyone, but we needed manpower.

So, you're saying by using my talents, and getting on the air,

and getting people down there to buy the cupcakes,

because it's not heavy lifting, that's not working?

-Andrew, who would you fire, if you were me?

-I'm going to say something.

-Who would you fire?

-I gotta say it a different way.

-Go ahead.

-Cos I got to do things my way.

Where Clint is right about me is,

I'm the type of guy that has to do things the way I do them.

If I mess up when I do those things, I take full responsibility.

I came into that baking room and I was miserable in there.

I didn't like making the cupcakes.

So, if anything, I'm willing to leave, for a few reasons.

I think they all did a great job.

I think what I did was great, too.

I don't want to be in a place where people think I'm not doing

what I'm supposed to do, even though I know I am.

So, you're quitting?

Are you a quitter?

If you quit right now, you know what's going to happen to you

if you quit right now? The rest of your life,

you're known as a quitter.

-I don't think you want that.

-I'm somebody who loves to accomplish.

Over the years there's been three people who have quit, and those that three people are considered losers.

I think quitting is stupid.

I don't care if you want to quit, you make my job easier, to be honest.

-It's not about quitting.

-It is.

-If you quit, you quit. You're a loser.

-You're right. So, I'm not quitting.

-If I get fired, I get fired.

-Andrew, who would you fire if you were me?

-Who would I fire? I'd fire Scott.

-Scott?

-Yeah, I'd fire Scott.

-What the hell did Scott do?

-Nothing.

He did anything and everything. He did a little of this, a little of that,

-I don't think he brought anything to the table.

-Scott, who should be fired?

-I'm not the one to throw anyone under the bus.

-Go ahead.

-You're forcing me to do this.

-I am.

-I would say, you know, if there was a little bit a distraction,

-everything else, it's hard me to say it.

-Scott, give me an answer.

Their hearts are in the right place, but I would say, it would be Dennis and Andrew.

Dennis and Andrew?

-Brian, who would you fire? Tough choice.

-Tough choice.

I like all these guys. I think I would have to fire Andrew.

I don't need the guy that just wants to do it his way.

Jesse, who would you fire?

-Er, probably Dennis.

-OK. Why?

Half of me thinks he could do a really good job, and he's recognisable,

and you pull money in, but the other half, he doesn't have

the solid work ethic that I think it's going to take to do some of this stuff.

Tom, who would you fire, if you were me?

I'd fire Herschel, because he's the project manager, and I really like Herschel,

but I think the ultimate responsibility has to lead with him.

Herschel, I will say this, the project manager typically,

of a losing team, is not exactly the favourite son.

That's totally true. I was the project manager.

I'll say, we're not here to babysit nobody,

when not here to guard nobody, we're here to make money.

You've made a very good case.

You know the sad part is, you made a lousy cupcake.