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Last season on the Celebrity Apprentice,

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Piers Morgan changed the way the game was played.

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Winning is not everything, it's the only thing.

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Becoming the first ever Celebrity Apprentice,

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and raising millions for charity.

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But there's plenty more dollars out there, and I wanted to go

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to the people who need it the most, and that's why I'm doing it again.

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The bar has been set,

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and now 16 new celebrities will fight to meet the challenge.

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-Come on people, we need all the money we can get!

-Anyway they can.

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-You bring the 15,000, I'll kiss you full on the mouth.

-Managers.

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-What a disaster.

-Gone.

-Disgusting.

-Assistants, gone.

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No bagels, no nothing.

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They're on their own, in the toughest challenge of their careers.

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-I can't do this!

-Last season was a battle.

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-You think I talk down to you?

-You're out of talent.

-You're not my

-BLEEP

-bro.

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-This time.

-You are a piece of

-BLEEP,

-and you're a stupid blonde.

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It's war.

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-That his beef.

-When was the last time you played ball?

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-Shut up for five seconds.

-Stop lying!

-You're a despicable human being.

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This makes me and Omarosa look like a tea party.

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And, once again, it's the men versus the women.

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They don't have the we have.

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For the men's team - Heisman Trophy winner,

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Herschel Walker, controversial comedian, Andrew Dice Clay.

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I'm the biggest stand-up comic ever, in history.

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Multi-platinum recording artist Brian McKnight,

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comedian and TV host, Tom Green,

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five-time NBA champion, bad boy, Dennis Rodman.

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-Are you ready to go to the well?

-I'm ready to go to the well.

-Let's rock 'n' roll.

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Grammy award-winning country star Clint Black,

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gold-medal Olympic figure skating champion, Scott Hamilton,

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motorcycle man, and working class hero, Jesse James.

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I'm here to represent blue-collar America.

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-And for the women's team.

-We got some sexy girls, funny girls, and some strong personalities.

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World Series of Poker winner, Annie Duke.

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-You better get on the

-BLEEP

-phone with me.

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LPGA golf champion, Natalie Gulbis, TV host, Melissa Rivers,

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Playmate of the Year, Brande Roderick.

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I'm still here.

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Television star and fashion entrepreneur, Khloe Kardashian,

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multi-platinum recording artist, TLC's Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins,

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Deal Or No Deal model, Claudia Jordan,

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and entertainment icon, Joan Rivers.

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I have spent 150,000 on this face!

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It doesn't matter how many Emmys, Grammys or gold medals you have,

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in this contest it's all about fighting for what you believe in.

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I want to cure cancer in my lifetime.

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I love you, and I don't want anyone to go through what you went through.

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To win, what a gift to give to them in the end.

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I'm a national spokesperson for sickle cell, I have the disease.

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I want to see my daughter grow up,

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and I want to be a grandma, I want to live.

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They come to New York City armed with new connections.

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-We have a cheque here from Tim McGraw for 5,000.

-Tim McGraw!

-New passion.

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She's a 76-year-old woman, I don't control her.

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-Get your hand off my neck.

-And a new determination to win.

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-I want to win, so get your hands wrapped around the

-BLEEP

-task.

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This is not a joke, he could get fired.

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It's killing me, I would take the boat, it's killing me.

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And all but one of them...

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..WILL...

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..BE...

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..FIRED!

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You're fired, go!

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The Celebrity Apprentice starts now.

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money. #

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-Good morning.

-ALL: Good morning.

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Welcome to the USS Intrepid.

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Tremendous amounts of money last season on Celebrity Apprentice

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were raised for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes fund, a great charity,

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we're very happy about it.

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Now, we are going to be doing battle, and let me tell you,

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this ship was in many, many battles, won every one of them.

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And that's what it's all about, winning.

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And in this case, you win for charity.

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Dennis, you won five NBA titles, how do you feel about this?

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-I'm good, baby!

-You're OK.

-It's all love, baby.

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So, I'm looking around, and, I'm like, wow,

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I'm with a really fascinating group of people.

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First of all, who can miss Dennis? He is enormous,

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and, you know, he's a subtle dresser!

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And then, I was like, "Oh, my God, that's Herschel Walker."

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Herschel is the greatest running back in history college football,

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and one of the NFL's greats. How do you feel about this?

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-It's game-time. Time to get it on.

-You better believe it's game-time.

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Claudia, you invested in real estate, you did well, how do you feel?

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I'm ready to win this thing. I'm really a fan of Mr Trump, he's done it so big,

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and if I was halfway or quarter of the way there,

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I'd be happy with that kind of success.

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-Andrew, do you still like women?

-Love them.

-You love them?

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-I always loved them.

-That's a hell of a routine.

-I'm just an honest guy.

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-Joan?

-I can't wait to get started.

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Melissa, you fought with your mother, and you love your mother,

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what's it going to be?

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We're a very competitive family, and, you know,

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I survived this many years.

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What's going on here? Joan's doing the show, Melissa's doing a show,

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did they ever cut the umbilical cord? Melissa's like 56 years old.

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You know what I mean? Let it go.

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Well, you know, right now, you're broken up, men versus women.

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Each one of you has a favourite charity.

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If you're the project manager, and if you win,

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you get a lot of money for the charity, so it's really about that.

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So, you go back to Trump Tower, you pick your team leader,

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and you pick the name of your team,

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and I'm going to see you a little bit later.

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Now, go.

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-It's nice, fancy.

-This is nice. Does anyone want to be project manager?

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-I'll be first, I'm the oldest.

-OK, great. Done.

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I'm project manager because of age.

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I'm the only one there without a tampon in my pocket book,

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so they just deferred to me.

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-Is anyone thinking about team names?

-It doesn't matter what our name is.

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Let's get our name, let's not waste time on the name,

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-and let's get going on the game.

-Can I make a case for one?

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You know how the other women completely crashed and burned up

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in flames last year, in the beginning.

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So I think we should rise from the ashes with the name Phoenix.

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-Phoenix, that's one.

-The winners. The Ball Busters.

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We really wanted to get right into it, we didn't want to waste time,

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and that's wonderful, because they are truly going to work together,

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and I really believe that. There will be no backstabbing.

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How about Athena? Athena is the goddess of war.

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-I want to be the war goddess.

-Team Athena.

-Yeah.

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She's not just the goddess of wisdom, she's the more disciplined side of war.

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And you know that we're going to be more disciplined than those boys.

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Can you believe this? No bagels, no nothing.

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He's a great guy and everything. Wait till I see him.

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-Are you going to be complaining the whole time?

-I'm not, I just want coffee.

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-I've got to stay awake.

-There's coffee right there.

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I never want to underestimate anyone, I think that's foolish,

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but Andrew Dice Clay, he's not here to work, he's not focused, at all.

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So, name first, then team leader? Does everybody have any ideas?

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-Triumph.

-Triumph. I'm going to get a pad out and write this stuff down.

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-I'll be the secretary.

-Call it VIP Enterprise. How about that?

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That sounds like an escort service.

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You got to create a name that's got some kind of power.

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-Like the Money Getters.

-Money Getters. Money Grabbers.

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-I think we should be Team FUBAR.

-Oh, man! FUBAR.

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This is the most potentially dysfunctional group.

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To me, we're putting the fun in dysfunctional.

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So, getting down to come up with the team name, impossible.

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All kidding aside, everybody here is a champion in their own field.

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In everybody's field you are the kings of the universe.

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Strong, nobody's going to pick that.

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-Just take the letters, KOTU.

-KOTU.

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KOTU?

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Wait, we may be doing it wrong now. We've got too much going on.

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What we may need to do first, elect a project manager,

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who then takes control of the situation.

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I think you got one.

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-Herschel?

-It seems like.

-Is everybody all right with that?

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We go with Herschel as the project manager.

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I don't know why Herschel Walker become project manager,

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I didn't have no vote on that one.

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I think Scott Hamilton and Clint Blyth went like this.

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I don't think he has any leadership skills and the voice of command.

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He reminds me of a 15-year-old kid.

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All right, so you're going to be the PM on our first task,

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and you're also charged with picking the name for the team.

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I'm not just a football player, I'm a businessman.

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I created a food business, I've got a lot of employees,

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we do very, very well.

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I'm smarter than I look. That's what people don't realise.

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I think KOTU is going to be a word that's going to mean strength,

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-so I'm going to go with KOTU. KOTU is gods.

-I like KOTU.

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I think it's a little bit of a goofy name, it does grow on you

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after a while though, especially if you just say KOTU.

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We're KOTU. It's almost like a Lord Of The Rings character.

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Like Gollum. I would have preferred Gollum.

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I am getting the feeling we're going to disagree about a lot of things.

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We've got to just remember that we're all on one team here,

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and if we win, nobody gets fired.

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Welcome to the boardroom.

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It won't be easy, but you're going to have some interesting experiences.

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First of all, I want to ask Dennis,

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who have you chosen as your project manager?

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-Where is he at? Oh, he's right there.

-Herschel. We chose Herschel.

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Herschel, why did you want to be the project manager?

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This is a team, I believe in team, I believe in leadership.

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Did you want it or did they want you?

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I want it. You've got to want the ball, if you don't want it, don't play.

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OK. Who have the women chosen as your leader?

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Joan. Now, you know there's a big risk, if you lose,

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a lot of times the project manager gets fired.

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-Yeah.

-I do. That's life.

-OK.

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Joan, over the years you've made many cupcakes, is that right?

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-Well, you're going to get a chance to do it again.

-We lose.

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It's going to be very interesting.

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You are going to create, bake and sell cupcakes.

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The Institute of Culinary Education,

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they're going to loan you their ovens, their kitchens, everything. You're going to do it there.

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You're going to design a mobile sales centre,

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and in this you're going to go all over the streets of New York,

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you're going to sell cupcakes.

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The team that sells the most, in terms of money,

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whether it's through your celebrity, or the cupcakes themselves,

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is going to be the winner.

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Now, what are your team names?

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-Ku toe.

-What?

-KOTU.

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-Pronounce it, right now.

-KOTU, KOTU.

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So, where did that come from, what does it mean?

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-It means, "Kings Of The Universe."

-How do you pronounce it, Tom?

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-KOTU.

-Do you like this name, Dennis?

-I'm so about it.

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-Did everybody like it?

-Yeah, you hated it.

-Jesse, what did you think?

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-It sucks.

-You didn't like.

-Do you know what's Jesse wanted to name it?

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No, no, no, the thing is the project manager made the decision,

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the man, I don't want to hold your hand, get your hand back.

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I made a decision, that's what they going to go with,

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because you have to have leadership.

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Joan, just out of curiosity, what did you think of that name?

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Who cares? We're going to worry about ourselves, we don't give one...

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-I like the answer. Joan, what is your team name?

-Our team name is, Athena.

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-We picked it because all beautiful women.

-You are beautiful, I agree.

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She's goddess of beauty, she's goddess of wisdom,

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and she is also goddess of war, done intelligently.

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That's a little more... I like that name. That's a beautiful name.

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-Brande, what do you think about your team.

-I think our team is great.

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We have a very strong team and I think we're going to kick some male booty.

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Do you see any disharmony? I see disharmony on the men's team,

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and I've gotten really good at this stuff.

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You know what it is?

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I've got to tell you what is. A lot of us are up all night,

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Rodman, myself, we come in there, there's no bagels,

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there's no butter, there's no... So, if you could just,

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this has nothing to do with the winning but we've got to have energy,

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and we come in there and there's nothing to eat.

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-And whose fault is that?

-It's your fault because they're your people.

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Don is going to be going with the women, and he'll be watching

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and observing, he's been a great, great guy,

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and a very successful student,

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and now he's doing a tremendous job in the business.

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Likewise, Ivanka will be going with the men,

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and she really understands men very well, I have found out.

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As you all know, one team will win, and one person, sadly,

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from the losing team, will be fired,

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and you do not want to be the first celebrity fired.

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It's never a lot of fun.

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So, you're going to go out and you're going to make great cupcakes.

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Good luck. Thank you.

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-Let's do location first.

-Who knows New York?

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Being the first project manager, that's a lot of pressure.

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Because you want to start out on the right foot.

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We've got to beat the women, at the same time, you got to look at the other guys,

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because they're sizing me up as well.

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You know, I'm thinking we need to be in a location

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where the most amount of your fans are, because you can stand

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out there like a carnival barker, and basically attract attention.

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Dice is the king of New York City.

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I'm the biggest stand-up comic in history.

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Nobody ever, to this day, has sold more tickets in concert than myself.

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-So, where is the fan base for Dice?

-We set up in Times Square,

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where there's a big sidewalk, room for a lot of people.

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The thing about Times Square that worries me is, it's the most obvious choice.

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If we run into Team Lady Goddess over at Times Square,

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then we are in direct competition.

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Think about it this way Clint, they don't have who we have.

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They have people over there that are recognisable but not who we have.

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Who doesn't know Clint Black, Herschel, who don't know your ass?

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We cannot be worried about them. We're going to get all the women,

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they want cupcakes.

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They're going to want it from, from you,

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they're going to want it for me.

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I think, like, 10, we should be near the park.

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Let me just tell you, I did Man On The Street for three years with Core TV.

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You want the Macy's, Pennsylvania Station area.

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Hold on a second, they did Penn Station last year that the hotdog thing.

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-It was really bad.

-Not Penn Station. Outside on the street.

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No, they did outside Penn Station.

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I'm telling you, you go in the Macy's area,

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34th Street and Seventh Avenue,

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that's busy, busy, busy, busy.

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I think it's important, as project manager, everybody is involved,

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they should all have a say.

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But, I think you then have to go with the one that knows the most.

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I'm a New Yorker, so I knew where we should go.

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Annie decided that was wrong, so that began the friction,

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right there and then.

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Wait, can I just, can I just say something?

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Last year, hold on, last year where they sold hot dogs,

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they went to exactly the area that you're talking about,

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and got heavily criticised by Mr Trump, because his argument was,

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that while there's a lot of traffic there,

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it's not people who have a lot of coin.

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Annie Duke kept bumping her gums, and just talking, talking.

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I didn't know whether I was coming or going, to be honest with you.

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It's like, shut the hell up.

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I'm just saying that on the Penn Station thing,

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I think that we're going to get criticised by Donald Trump.

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Who said Penn Station?

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Well, Macy's is right opposite Penn Station.

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We're close to there, right? I'm going to state that objection.

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You guys can overrule me, I just want to state that for the record.

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I don't sugar-coat anything, I say what I feel,

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when I think something is a bad idea, I say it.

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I consider trying to make everybody feel good a complete waste of time.

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-Now, is that close to 57th and Fifth?

-Yes, but not.

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Because I have the whole Playboy building,

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and they're all willing to go down there.

0:18:510:18:53

I knew that this was going to be all about money, and whoever can raise

0:18:530:18:57

the most money was going to win, and I was definitely going to call Hef,

0:18:570:19:01

because I knew that these guys will have a lot of heavy hitters.

0:19:010:19:04

If she's got the Playboy building, then we should go with 57th and Fifth.

0:19:040:19:09

-Hello, how much do you think we need to raise to win?

-20,000 or 30,000.

0:19:090:19:14

Oh, I can do that myself.

0:19:140:19:15

If I bring in 15, can I rely on you guys to bring in five or 10?

0:19:150:19:20

Annie was very assertive and bossy.

0:19:210:19:24

I don't think she realises how much she's offending some people.

0:19:240:19:27

We are all adults and I don't like when people kind of talk down to you.

0:19:270:19:32

Hey, Tony, how are you? I'm good. So, here's what we're doing.

0:19:320:19:36

Tomorrow with selling cupcakes for charity, and I would really love it

0:19:360:19:41

if you guys could come buy some super-duper expensive cupcakes.

0:19:410:19:45

Going into the task, I have two objectives,

0:19:450:19:47

one is that I want to bring in more money than anyone on my team.

0:19:470:19:50

It's important to come out strong,

0:19:500:19:52

and make sure that people see me working all the time,

0:19:520:19:55

and nobody thinks that I don't have a really good work ethic.

0:19:550:19:59

'How do we make you look the best?'

0:19:590:20:01

Just come down with the money, you'll make me look great, babe.

0:20:010:20:06

-I don't even know how to use this

-BLEEP

-phone.

0:20:090:20:12

What's the guy's number?

0:20:120:20:13

He said call in five minutes. Something went wrong.

0:20:130:20:16

I think he drove off a cliff. You said you are going to help me with this.

0:20:160:20:20

That's what I'm doing right now man, I'm helping you right now, OK?

0:20:200:20:24

You can't even turn it on.

0:20:240:20:26

-Dice.

-You've got to stop with the hitting.

0:20:260:20:29

Get your hand off my neck. Get your... Look at me.

0:20:290:20:31

-Do I look like I'm kidding you?

-Dice, I'm helping you right now.

0:20:330:20:37

How do we turn this thing on.

0:20:370:20:40

Tom, as much as I love him, he does things to annoy me.

0:20:400:20:43

I would never hurt him. You know what I mean? It's a constant warning.

0:20:430:20:47

I'm saying, "Tom, get your hands off of me."

0:20:470:20:50

I'll handle the vehicle decoration, and all that stuff.

0:20:500:20:55

Jesse knows how to hook up cars. You've got to hook up the car.

0:20:550:20:58

We knew Jesse was going to handle the truck,

0:20:580:21:00

this is what he does, Monster Garage, he does trucks.

0:21:000:21:04

We'll go directly to the culinary school,

0:21:040:21:06

and I'll shoot a bitching picture of all of us, and then we'll get

0:21:060:21:10

that to the graphic place so we can start laying out a schematic.

0:21:100:21:13

We make the vehicle, and the presentation as bright,

0:21:130:21:17

and as attention grabbing as possible.

0:21:170:21:20

Jesse James, when I first met him, I didn't think he was going to bring anything to the table.

0:21:200:21:24

All of the sudden, he's talking about how he's really going to amp up the truck.

0:21:240:21:28

It's fun to see someone come to life.

0:21:280:21:30

Let's go over there, get the photo done.

0:21:300:21:32

You guys can start baking, him and I'll go handle the truck,

0:21:320:21:36

then as soon as the truck's handled, we can come and be the second shift to help.

0:21:360:21:39

Yeah, let's go. Altogether, and moving in the same direction.

0:21:390:21:43

Hello, it's Tom. Can I speak to Donnie, please?

0:21:530:21:56

Hey, what's up, what's up?

0:21:560:21:58

I was encouraging everybody to go call sponsors and raise money.

0:21:580:22:01

I know that Joan Rivers is going to able to bring in money,

0:22:010:22:04

she knows everybody. One big donation and we lose.

0:22:040:22:08

Well, you know what, tomorrow we're having a charity cupcake sale.

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If you could send a representative of your show down, like a PA,

0:22:120:22:15

with a cashier's check, that would be perfect.

0:22:150:22:18

I called up Donny Deutsch, he's in New York,

0:22:180:22:20

he's got a television show, I know he's got like 1 billion, something like that.

0:22:200:22:24

Why wouldn't he want to send some money down?

0:22:240:22:27

Hey, thanks so much. I will. I will say hi, for sure. Cheers.

0:22:270:22:31

Donny Deutsch, he's in.

0:22:310:22:34

-Hey there, how are you?

-Hi, I'm Scott. Nice to meet you. Hi, Josh.

0:22:430:22:48

We don't want to do, like, a ton of different cupcakes.

0:22:480:22:51

I think the fewer you do, the more successful you are going to be.

0:22:510:22:54

Our strategy, we're not going to do all these different cupcakes,

0:22:540:22:57

because we had to be quick, we only had a few hours.

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I'm happy to do a yellow and a chocolate,

0:23:000:23:03

we could go two different kinds.

0:23:030:23:05

OK, that's fine. Everybody gets an apron, everybody gets a hat.

0:23:050:23:09

I'm not a baker.

0:23:120:23:14

It's not the kind of guy I am, you know what I mean?

0:23:140:23:17

I didn't want the hat on. I didn't want to look stupid.

0:23:170:23:20

I'm from Brooklyn.

0:23:200:23:22

I can't have my friends from Brooklyn looking at me

0:23:220:23:24

with the stupid hat.

0:23:240:23:25

You know what I mean? I can't do it. I just can't do it.

0:23:250:23:28

-It's a rule, don't look like a jerk off.

-What's up? You all right?

0:23:280:23:33

-My hat, does it look stupid?

-Does your hat look stupid?

-The truth.

0:23:350:23:40

-Your hat, all the hats look stupid.

-Yours look like normal.

0:23:420:23:45

You want me to put your hat on for you?

0:23:460:23:48

-I don't want to mess up my hair.

-Here, let me do it.

0:23:480:23:52

Let me get you. I got you.

0:23:520:23:54

There you go. You want to pull it over the front.

0:23:560:23:58

So, in other words, it was looking stupid.

0:23:590:24:02

It could look a little better, yeah. There you go.

0:24:020:24:05

Two hours ago I was in a leather jacket, sunglasses, I was cool.

0:24:050:24:10

Here I am, now, you know, Suzie Homemaker.

0:24:100:24:14

So, we want to just do really simple, chocolate and vanilla.

0:24:210:24:25

Chocolate.

0:24:250:24:26

Chocolate cupcakes, vanilla cupcakes.

0:24:260:24:29

We split up into two teams, four of the girls went off

0:24:290:24:33

to decorate the truck,

0:24:330:24:35

and me Annie, Natalie and T, we all came

0:24:350:24:37

to the Institute of Culinary Education to make all the cupcakes.

0:24:370:24:42

And what would you suggest for frosting?

0:24:420:24:45

-We have a ganache, a chocolate ganache.

-Yeah, let's do the ganache.

0:24:450:24:49

We decided on two flavours, simple, easy to make, don't put too much time into it,

0:24:490:24:53

as long as they're good, and make as many as you can.

0:24:530:24:56

Realistically, how many cupcakes do think we can make?

0:24:560:25:00

-Our goal is 1,000.

-We'll say 750.

-Our goal is 1,000.

0:25:000:25:03

Definitely possible.

0:25:030:25:05

We were thinking, the more cupcakes the better,

0:25:050:25:08

if we could sell one for five dollars, that'll add up.

0:25:080:25:11

We really don't know what numbers we're fighting,

0:25:110:25:13

what the boys are bringing in.

0:25:130:25:16

This is one of the best scales in the world.

0:25:160:25:18

Everything we do tonight's got to be accurate,

0:25:180:25:21

you guys don't have a lot of time for mistakes.

0:25:210:25:23

No, no time for mistakes.

0:25:230:25:25

So, double-check all of your measurements, when you get them.

0:25:250:25:28

-You guys want to jump in?

-Yes.

0:25:280:25:30

One, two, three, four.

0:25:350:25:37

Nine, then.

0:25:380:25:40

We're in a massive kitchen, making 400 cupcakes in one batch.

0:25:400:25:44

That's major amounts of ingredients. It's a little insane.

0:25:440:25:48

I'd never baked that many in my life. There's no reason why anyone should ever do that.

0:25:480:25:53

-All right, here's the truck. There's your cupcake on top.

-Right.

0:26:020:26:06

-We've got some work to do.

-We broke into two groups, myself, Joan, Claudia and Melissa,

0:26:060:26:11

all went to go decorate the truck, the flyers,

0:26:110:26:14

and kind of do the whole design part of the task.

0:26:140:26:17

-We need to take measurements.

-This is eight.

0:26:170:26:23

So, you guys will produce the details for us.

0:26:230:26:26

-Will your people place them on?

-We'll do the install tomorrow morning.

0:26:280:26:31

Could we have bubbles coming out?

0:26:310:26:33

You could buy a bubble machine. I'm sure you can.

0:26:330:26:37

I wanted to make it into a circus atmosphere, an event.

0:26:370:26:39

As project manager, I believe in overkill. There are eight of us.

0:26:390:26:44

We should all have cute little aprons on,

0:26:440:26:47

that we all match in some way.

0:26:470:26:49

-OK, let's go.

-Our team.

0:26:490:26:51

-Are you Jordan?

-Jordan.

-Nice to meet you.

0:26:570:27:00

-Have got Photoshop and all that stuff?

-Yes.

-OK.

0:27:000:27:05

I shot a bunch of pictures.

0:27:050:27:07

We went to the graphics place.

0:27:070:27:08

I kind of think with something like this we could go super slick,

0:27:080:27:11

designed bitching, but I think cheesy is the way to go.

0:27:110:27:15

The priority here is putting things on it in order of importance.

0:27:150:27:20

By far, Dennis Rodman's the biggest name.

0:27:200:27:24

My design's going to look like Celebrity Cupcake Star Galactica!

0:27:240:27:29

All right, so now,

0:27:350:27:37

who's going to start cracking eggs for the vanilla cake?

0:27:370:27:41

-We going to do 105 eggs.

-105?

-Yes.

0:27:410:27:45

10 and half pounds of butter.

0:27:470:27:50

We need 11 ounces of vanilla.

0:27:500:27:52

I'm sorry, I got something on you.

0:27:570:28:00

We had to bake for hundreds of people.

0:28:000:28:03

-So, you've got flour, eggs, sugar.

-Four pounds, five, keep going.

0:28:030:28:08

-Six pounds, two, keep going.

-And exact measurements.

0:28:080:28:12

OK, it could be five pounds, or it could be 15 pounds, two ounces.

0:28:120:28:16

It was a very labour-intensive task,

0:28:220:28:25

and we could have used a little more help.

0:28:260:28:29

Dennis, are you just doing the multi coloured, or are you going to do...

0:28:290:28:33

I'm wondering what you doing.

0:28:330:28:35

-What?

-You're over there eating the world. What's up, brother?

0:28:350:28:40

I'm drained. You know, let them bake, let them pour the batter.

0:28:400:28:43

You know, let them put the sprinkles on with the fudge.

0:28:430:28:47

-You know what I mean?

-Come on, help us out. Just a little bit, you know?

0:28:470:28:51

I don't believe in baking. I never did.

0:28:510:28:55

You know, I'm a comic.

0:28:550:28:58

I've done, 200 sports arenas, 20,000 people a night.

0:28:580:29:03

So, I'm thinking, "What can I do to promote this event?"

0:29:030:29:05

-Listen, I got to go to Serious Radio.

-Yes.

0:29:100:29:13

I'm going to do two different shows

0:29:130:29:16

that are going to draw all kinds of people.

0:29:160:29:18

-I just wanted to clear it with you first.

-When are you doing that?

-Now.

0:29:180:29:22

-Oh, really?

-Yeah, for tomorrow morning.

0:29:220:29:25

-You don't want to stay here and make some cupcakes?

-No.

0:29:250:29:30

We're all a team here, making the cupcakes, maybe you should stay and make some with us?

0:29:300:29:34

-I want to win.

-Right, OK.

0:29:340:29:37

In the kitchen, everybody was working, except Dice, didn't do crap.

0:29:370:29:41

But that's Dice. You know how he works, that his thing.

0:29:410:29:45

Clay wanted to go and do Serious Radio, it's OK with me,

0:29:450:29:48

he's not doing anything anyway.

0:29:480:29:50

Andrew Dice Clay is a hilarious comedian, but he doesn't quite

0:29:500:29:54

understand what's going on when Clint and Herschel

0:29:540:29:57

look at each other and go, "Yeah, you should go.

0:29:570:29:59

"Why don't you not make cupcakes?"

0:29:590:30:02

And I know they're trying to throw Dice under the bus.

0:30:020:30:05

That's what they're doing. You can't really trust anyone here.

0:30:050:30:10

Herschel, I'm going over to Serious Radio now.

0:30:100:30:13

I'm going over to Sirius Radio now. Dennis is going with me.

0:30:130:30:15

-OK.

-So I'll see you a little later.

0:30:150:30:19

-You did good.

-Thank you.

0:30:190:30:22

My job right now is to make sure that we get as many people

0:30:220:30:26

as possible to be there tomorrow morning.

0:30:260:30:29

Let's get out of here.

0:30:290:30:30

I can do that through my connections at Sirius and go on

0:30:300:30:33

certain shows that will attract maybe too many people.

0:30:330:30:38

I want to do my part in this.

0:30:380:30:39

I feel I can do better at going on the air and getting people there.

0:30:390:30:45

So the least I can do is get a ton of people to come by

0:30:450:30:47

and have cupcakes and we'll win the challenge.

0:30:470:30:50

Yeah. But you didn't even put in no effort.

0:30:500:30:56

No effort.

0:30:560:30:58

All right, you want me to admit it? I don't want to make cupcakes.

0:30:580:31:01

-I hate making cupcakes!

-That's all I wanted you to say.

0:31:010:31:05

How is that cupcake?

0:31:160:31:17

They came out beautiful and it's our last row of vanilla.

0:31:170:31:21

Guys, I'm very impressed. These finished cupcakes look fabulous.

0:31:240:31:28

I like the chocolate icing on top.

0:31:280:31:31

I was the lead baker on anything to do with vanilla

0:31:310:31:33

and everybody seemed to like the vanilla

0:31:330:31:36

with chocolate frosting and chocolate chips.

0:31:360:31:38

These look really good.

0:31:380:31:41

They are pretty damn pretty if I do say so myself!

0:31:410:31:45

Should I check the chocolate cupcakes?

0:31:490:31:52

SHE GASPS

0:31:530:31:54

-You guys, the chocolate cupcakes are screwed up.

-They sunk.

0:31:540:31:58

They look like a nightmare.

0:31:580:32:00

These ones.

0:32:000:32:02

Those don't look good.

0:32:020:32:04

The chocolate cupcakes didn't rise like the other ones.

0:32:040:32:08

I was in charge of mixing the chocolate cupcakes. I don't have a clue why they didn't rise.

0:32:080:32:12

Why did they sink?

0:32:120:32:14

Baking powder instead of baking soda,

0:32:140:32:16

or the wrong flour, something happened.

0:32:160:32:19

I'm not saying Natalie caused the problem but she mixed it together

0:32:190:32:22

so if it is a problem with the way it was mixed

0:32:220:32:25

that would definitely fall on Natalie.

0:32:250:32:29

Khloe, stop washing, come help me scoop, please.

0:32:290:32:33

I was frustrated but I literally was just so on task

0:32:330:32:36

that I was like, "OK, another batch of vanilla,"

0:32:360:32:39

so we're covered, in terms of the number of cupcakes.

0:32:390:32:42

DIALLING TONE

0:32:420:32:43

-Hello?

-Hey, how are you, Brandy?

-Hey, what's going on?

0:32:430:32:46

Can you come here and help us?

0:32:460:32:49

Hold on, she's got news for us. Go ahead.

0:32:490:32:52

The girls are saying, we need help, we have an hour to get these cupcakes done, we've only done half of them.

0:32:520:32:57

-I'm like, "OK, we're coming now."

-OK. We're on our way, let's go.

0:32:570:33:02

We have no cupcakes. No cupcakes, no money!

0:33:020:33:06

Excellent!

0:33:160:33:18

-Hey, man.

-Welcome to the madness!

-How's it looking?

0:33:230:33:27

I think we're good.

0:33:270:33:30

When I came back from the graphics place the team seemed separated

0:33:300:33:34

in two tribes, it was like Paris and Nicole which is Dennis and Dice

0:33:340:33:39

and the rest of us, you know, we're willing to work

0:33:390:33:44

and those guys have already left.

0:33:440:33:46

-Not over the top?

-I don't want any.

0:33:520:33:55

How is it?

0:33:580:34:00

I tasted the cupcakes and they tasted really, really bad and awful.

0:34:000:34:05

-Oh my God, they're horrible.

-They're terrible.

-They're not good.

0:34:050:34:09

-Something got mixed up here. Not good.

-We forgot to put the sugar in.

0:34:090:34:13

As the project manager Herschel was overseeing all the production

0:34:130:34:17

and issues, and he just dropped the ball.

0:34:170:34:21

-Are they all like that?

-Yes.

0:34:210:34:24

I'm not sure we'll have time to do a whole other big batch.

0:34:240:34:28

We could syrup them because they're in cups.

0:34:280:34:31

-If we brush them with syrup they'll absorb it.

-All right. Let's go.

0:34:310:34:35

Once we realised they were that bad we made a syrup

0:34:350:34:38

and brushed that on to the top of the cupcakes hoping it would sweeten them up enough.

0:34:380:34:43

I don't know exactly what got wrong but this tastes like ass!

0:34:430:34:47

We're rescuing a not-sweet-enough muffin.

0:34:470:34:50

-You will like these cupcakes.

-Like kind of perfume on a...

0:34:500:34:54

-Perfume on a turd, right?

-Exactly.

0:34:540:34:57

Oh my gosh.

0:34:570:34:59

You can see the sugar going right in.

0:34:590:35:01

The sugar soaks right in.

0:35:010:35:03

We didn't put enough sugar in? We put the sugar in after.

0:35:030:35:06

-It's a new thing.

-Look at it, soaking in. The sugar going in. It's like a sponge for sugar.

0:35:060:35:11

It's still got that...

0:35:180:35:20

-More sugar.

-..Taste.

0:35:200:35:21

Add icing. I'm ready for more syrup.

0:35:230:35:25

Hi, girls. OK, tell me what you want me to do. These are so disgusting.

0:35:310:35:36

Oh my God. Who said they were a good baker? Who was that?

0:35:360:35:42

I didn't make those ones, sweetie. I made the vanilla.

0:35:420:35:46

Some of these are actually OK.

0:35:500:35:52

They taste fine. Nice and fudgy.

0:35:520:35:56

-We think we just fill them with frost?

-I think so.

0:35:560:35:59

Once they cool they'll firm up and we'll do a ganache on top.

0:35:590:36:03

Tad was great. He stopped us panicking. He said, "Let them cool.

0:36:030:36:08

"We'll put ganache in them and see how they taste."

0:36:080:36:10

Everybody who was chocolate lovers thought they tasted great.

0:36:100:36:13

So we used as many of those chocolate cupcakes as we could.

0:36:130:36:17

Crud. It's hot.

0:36:170:36:18

Do you want take a tray and start doing this too, Claudia?

0:36:220:36:25

-Then I'm going to show you how to do this.

-I know how to.

0:36:250:36:29

Hold it here. Scoop it up this way and spread it with the back of it.

0:36:290:36:32

It seems pretty... Self-explanatory.

0:36:320:36:35

Then dip them in the chocolate chips.

0:36:350:36:37

I admire strength in women but Annie talks way too much,

0:36:370:36:41

telling people what to do, and she has valid points

0:36:410:36:44

and good ideas but she does not ever shut up!

0:36:440:36:47

Listen, guys, we have 10 minutes to bake.

0:36:470:36:50

I need everybody lining cup cake tins and helping me fill

0:36:500:36:53

because otherwise we will not get these in the oven in time.

0:36:530:36:57

I need somebody to load more muffin tins, please.

0:36:570:37:00

-I will load them.

-Stop decorating.

0:37:000:37:02

We need to get these back on the racks.

0:37:020:37:04

Fun, huh, Joan? And you thought you were project manager?

0:37:040:37:09

You get so much more with everyone being nice.

0:37:090:37:13

Please set aside a box for people coming down for big donations.

0:37:130:37:17

I think Annie did a great job organising, she's a great organiser.

0:37:170:37:21

Mussolini made the trains run on time. But no Italian smiled when he was getting on and off.

0:37:210:37:26

And that's what that kitchen turned into.

0:37:260:37:28

That was an Italian train station in there.

0:37:280:37:31

OK guys, we've got 20 minutes. We've got to get these covered and out of the oven.

0:37:310:37:35

Ladies and gentlemen, do you like celebrities?

0:37:460:37:49

Come buy a cupcake for charity!

0:37:490:37:51

-Bring money!

-Cup cakes!

0:37:510:37:54

Come over here!

0:37:540:37:56

I think we made a lot of good decisions.

0:37:560:38:00

We're in Times Square. There's no shortage of people.

0:38:000:38:03

-Lots of tourists.

-What kind would you like?

-One that's worth 20!

0:38:030:38:07

All right, you got the best one. 20 was going to be our price point.

0:38:070:38:10

That's the breaking point. 20 come out flying out of ATM machines.

0:38:100:38:14

People have 20 bills. 20 is the perfect price point.

0:38:140:38:18

All right, come on, let's go. Celebrity cupcakes for charity!

0:38:230:38:27

-Cupcakes for charity! Come on!

-Just donations, even a dollar.

0:38:270:38:30

If you want to pay more then five we're happy to take it for charity.

0:38:300:38:35

Come on, people, cupcakes for charity! Any donations, people?!

0:38:350:38:40

This task wasn't about how many cupcakes you sold

0:38:400:38:42

but how much money you made so if you could sell a cupcake for five grand, do it.

0:38:420:38:46

-If you could sell one for 5, do it.

-Come get your celebrity cupcakes. Come on in!

0:38:460:38:52

So the paparazzi was everywhere.

0:38:520:38:54

They were on it, on top of all of us, taking pictures.

0:38:540:38:57

I don't know how the hell they find where way everybody is

0:38:570:39:00

but they were in our way.

0:39:000:39:02

You're preventing people buying cupcakes.

0:39:020:39:04

You're preventing people from buying cupcakes.

0:39:040:39:07

-If they want pictures, I'm making them by them.

-Absolutely!

0:39:070:39:10

Alyssa came up with the idea of charging the paparazzi.

0:39:200:39:23

Great, take your cupcake, that was worth five bucks.

0:39:230:39:27

Anything the paparazzi can do to help, you know, that's what we're here for.

0:39:270:39:32

And they paid!

0:39:320:39:34

I found that extraordinary.

0:39:340:39:36

That girl has balls!

0:39:360:39:38

Thank you. You have to take your cupcake.

0:39:380:39:41

Tony! How you doing?

0:39:440:39:45

All right.

0:39:450:39:47

My friend Tony Hawk came down. He's a huge celebrity.

0:39:480:39:52

Everybody loves Tony Hawk, so we got a good crowd with him.

0:39:520:39:56

What's your limit on your credit card? Massive? You got a good limit?

0:39:560:39:59

-What is it?

-It's high.

-Like what?

-1,000.

-1,000!

0:39:590:40:04

-Thank you. I appreciate it.

-OK, buddy.

-Tony, you're the best.

0:40:040:40:09

1,000 dollar cupcake for 20 bucks. Thank you so much!

0:40:090:40:13

We've got so many goofy personalities to draw from.

0:40:140:40:18

Dennis Rodman, Andrew "Dice" Clay,

0:40:180:40:19

a lot of people are coming down saying, "Clint, I love your music!"

0:40:190:40:23

Did you buy a cupcake?

0:40:230:40:25

Of course you did!

0:40:250:40:26

A lot of people are coming to see Herschel.

0:40:260:40:28

I'm a huge Georgia fan, I watched his games as a kid

0:40:280:40:30

and I'm thrilled to be here today.

0:40:300:40:32

Do you like delicious cupcakes?

0:40:320:40:34

Tom Green draws

0:40:340:40:35

a crowd everywhere because people want to go, "What's wrong with him?"

0:40:350:40:39

Cupcakes? Mmm.

0:40:390:40:41

Hey, Clint, the Naked Cowboy wants to say hello to you.

0:40:440:40:47

Hello, nice to meet you.

0:40:470:40:49

I'm the clothed cowboy. How are you?

0:40:490:40:51

Think you can get up on the roof there?

0:40:510:40:53

We are.

0:40:560:40:58

I know.

0:40:580:41:01

Hey! I think you're with us.

0:41:050:41:08

I'm with you guys.

0:41:080:41:10

Wooooh!

0:41:100:41:12

Wooh!

0:41:170:41:19

57th and 5th is right in front of the Playboy Studios.

0:41:190:41:22

I actually had a friend come down and get in the bunny costume.

0:41:220:41:26

CHEERING

0:41:300:41:33

So we had the whole Playboy building come down, that's 100 employees.

0:41:330:41:37

And just sold tons of cupcakes to them.

0:41:370:41:40

Are you a Playboy person?

0:41:400:41:41

Yes, I am.

0:41:410:41:44

JOAN RIVERS: Brande, she had other Playboy bunnies come by.

0:41:450:41:49

And we got big bucks and a half.

0:41:490:41:51

She is a very smart woman, lost in a gorgeous face and body.

0:41:510:41:56

Playboy is such a nice, happy family.

0:41:560:42:00

So how is it going, so far?

0:42:050:42:07

-Good. Good, good, good.

-Do you have a second?

-Yeah, I do.

0:42:070:42:10

-What is going on so far, with the team?

-I'm really pleased.

0:42:100:42:13

-It's hard to get a bunch of women to all work together.

-Yes, it is.

0:42:130:42:17

-And not kill each other.

-See, you can say that.

0:42:170:42:20

-If I say that, I get in trouble!

-Right. Does anybody want to buy cupcakes for charity?

0:42:200:42:24

Pull over and park.

0:42:240:42:25

Get back to work.

0:42:250:42:27

-OK.

-See you in a little bit.

0:42:270:42:29

JOAN RIVERS: Who wants to buy a cupcake?

0:42:290:42:31

Made personally by Miss Playmate Of The Year.

0:42:310:42:34

Touched by hands that Hef has touched.

0:42:340:42:37

That is a negative!

0:42:370:42:39

Everybody, come get your celebrity-baked cupcakes.

0:42:500:42:55

Hi. Do you want to buy some cupcakes for charity?

0:42:550:42:57

We came to help Joan sell cupcakes.

0:43:020:43:05

Awesome!

0:43:050:43:06

Hello, my darling!

0:43:060:43:08

Mwah.

0:43:080:43:09

I got the drag queens.

0:43:100:43:13

I thought, we need to make this wild and exciting.

0:43:130:43:15

And they came down in full drag - how about that?

0:43:150:43:19

-Can we help?

-I would love you to help me.

0:43:190:43:22

And then they wanted to get into it. They wanted to sell.

0:43:220:43:25

They got so excited and so involved.

0:43:250:43:27

People wanted to take pictures with them!

0:43:270:43:30

Cupcakes for charity!

0:43:300:43:33

That is great. Thank you.

0:43:330:43:35

Give it to one of these lovely ladies.

0:43:350:43:38

Joan, we have got 500 over here for you.

0:43:380:43:40

You're making a fortune here, Joan. I think we could open up our own shop.

0:43:400:43:44

Drag queens love me and I love drag queens.

0:43:440:43:48

Thank you so much.

0:43:480:43:49

Cupcakes for charity.

0:43:490:43:51

We've got sprinkles, chocolate, vanilla!

0:43:510:43:54

Right after you get a cupcake.

0:43:550:43:58

-Anybody want to get out?

-This is New York, this a tough crowd.

0:43:580:44:02

There are guys who want to meet you guys, right here.

0:44:020:44:05

Dennis was sitting in the truck through

0:44:050:44:07

most of the selling.

0:44:070:44:09

And he is an attraction. People wanted to see him.

0:44:090:44:11

But he did bury himself in the truck.

0:44:110:44:13

And he does that well. He relaxes well.

0:44:130:44:15

Come on, Dennis!

0:44:150:44:17

We need you, man.

0:44:170:44:19

Dennis is on hiatus.

0:44:190:44:21

I didn't understand why Dennis Rodman didn't want to get out of the truck.

0:44:210:44:24

But Herschel didn't take control of the situation.

0:44:240:44:27

So I had to do it myself.

0:44:270:44:29

Come on out, just for a second.

0:44:290:44:32

For a second, just for a second.

0:44:320:44:34

Let me pick you up. I can pick you up.

0:44:340:44:36

I know how to play games like this. My job was to make sure

0:44:360:44:39

that I don't interfere with selling the cupcakes.

0:44:390:44:42

If I sat on the corner, they get what they want.

0:44:420:44:44

They have a picture with me, why would they come buy cupcakes?

0:44:440:44:47

See that pink truck? Take your girl and introduce her to Dennis Rodman, OK?

0:44:470:44:51

So basically, all I did was laid low in the van.

0:44:510:44:54

Go get the cupcakes, now you see Dennis Rodman.

0:44:540:44:57

That is my job right there, make sure they buy the cupcakes first.

0:44:570:45:02

Hi, guys, how is it going out here?

0:45:060:45:08

Well, it's going pretty good. Two of our guys are holding court,

0:45:080:45:11

-so if we can get them to come down here...

-I see that. They're hustling out there.

0:45:110:45:16

Yeah, hustling. We got people moving.

0:45:160:45:19

I think the men are doing quite well.

0:45:190:45:21

I think Herschel has quite a bit of spirit, which is good.

0:45:210:45:25

But Dennis seemed a little lackadaisical, to say the least.

0:45:250:45:28

He was in the van, and his presence is probably

0:45:280:45:31

best served being out in the public and attracting a crowd.

0:45:310:45:34

I'll let you get back to it, Herschel.

0:45:340:45:36

-Good luck.

-Thanks a lot.

-Have fun.

-Thank you.

0:45:360:45:39

Celebrity cupcakes for sale! It's all for a good cause!

0:45:470:45:51

-Where are your cupcakes?

-Down there where that truck is.

0:45:510:45:54

Thank you! You're very generous.

0:45:540:45:56

We're getting a lot of tens and twenties,

0:45:560:45:59

and big bills for one cupcake.

0:45:590:46:01

But my concern is that we haven't gotten our big, big cheque, yet.

0:46:010:46:05

Thank you, sir.

0:46:050:46:06

-That's good enough.

-Oh, my God!

-Eric Benet!

0:46:060:46:09

What's up, what's up!

0:46:090:46:12

I'm really good friends with R&B singer Eric Benet.

0:46:120:46:16

So I forced him to come and buy a cupcake.

0:46:160:46:18

-So how about we buy one each?

-You want chocolate?

-250.

0:46:180:46:22

He came down and swiped his credit card.

0:46:220:46:26

So I was pretty happy about that.

0:46:260:46:27

How are you? Thank you for coming.

0:46:270:46:30

You're welcome.

0:46:300:46:31

I called Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb from the Today Show.

0:46:310:46:34

They came down and tried to help attract some more attention.

0:46:340:46:38

And I really think it worked.

0:46:380:46:40

-These look better than I thought. Did you work on these?

-We made these ourselves.

0:46:400:46:43

All right. I want to buy a couple of cupcakes.

0:46:430:46:46

I am here especially for you.

0:46:460:46:48

Can I spend 2,000 on a cupcake?

0:46:480:46:51

Actually, two.

0:46:510:46:53

OK, 2,000 for two cupcakes is cool.

0:46:530:46:56

Poker players are one of the most generous groups you will ever meet.

0:46:560:47:01

I was going to call on some of those people.

0:47:010:47:03

You're going to do 1,000, you're going to do 1,000,

0:47:030:47:05

you're going to do 1,000.

0:47:050:47:07

-He paid 5,000 for this cupcake.

-I gave her 5,000.

0:47:070:47:11

I've got to give tremendous credit to Annie.

0:47:110:47:14

Annie brought in poker players, "Well, hello Annie, here's nine-thou.

0:47:140:47:18

-"Stay healthy." I thought it was wonderful.

-A 10,000 cake.

0:47:180:47:24

-For you, all right? Because you're the best.

-Thank you.

0:47:240:47:29

-You're the best.

-Thank you.

0:47:290:47:31

-Get me Joan Rivers and Herschel Walker, now, please!

-Hello.

-Herschel.

0:47:370:47:44

-Hello there, how are you doing?

-Hello.

-Joan?

0:47:440:47:47

-Hi, sweetheart, how are you?

-I'm fine.

0:47:470:47:49

Now listen, I'm sending a car for you now.

0:47:490:47:52

I need a member of your team to take your best cupcake to Crumbs bake shop

0:47:540:47:59

on 8th Street.

0:47:590:48:01

All right, we can do that.

0:48:010:48:03

The owner of Crumbs will taste each of your cupcakes,

0:48:030:48:07

and whichever cupcake is best, that team will receive

0:48:070:48:12

an additional 15,000 toward the total sales of the task.

0:48:120:48:16

-OK.

-You got it, honey.

0:48:160:48:18

Pick the right cupcake, let's see what happens, OK.

0:48:180:48:21

-Right, we will do that.

-OK, good luck.

-OK, goodbye, honey.

-So long.

0:48:210:48:25

All right, Donald Trump wants us to bring a cupcake to somebody.

0:48:270:48:33

-Which one is the best cupcake?

-I'll find it. Let me just look.

0:48:330:48:37

The monetary award could change who wins the game.

0:48:370:48:40

So, I'm studying these cupcakes, and I'm like, "oh, God,"

0:48:400:48:43

it was like Sophie's Choice.

0:48:430:48:47

-Oh, look at that, that's beautiful.

-That looks great.

0:48:470:48:51

I took one of the ones that didn't really work

0:48:510:48:53

but tasted really good,

0:48:530:48:55

but we filled them with a chocolate ganache.

0:48:550:48:57

-I found a perfect bomb.

-Great.

0:48:570:49:00

-All right, thanks.

-Dice, you want to go?

-OK.

-All right.

0:49:040:49:08

-Give me your best one.

-You decide which one you want.

0:49:080:49:11

Well, the yellow cake is like the real cupcake.

0:49:110:49:14

OK, we'll do that then. We'll send that.

0:49:140:49:16

-All right.

-Hi.

-Hi, welcome.

-I'm Melissa.

-Nice to meet you.

0:49:250:49:31

-Welcome to Crumbs Bakery.

-How you doing? I'm Andrew.

-Hi.

0:49:310:49:34

-Nice to meet you. How's it going?

-Welcome to Crumbs.

0:49:340:49:36

-We are the owners of Crumbs, welcome.

-The box isn't gonna help.

0:49:360:49:40

Well, ours is also about presentation.

0:49:400:49:42

-But I'm going to let you go first.

-I'm going to go first.

0:49:420:49:46

We had a really hard time choosing, but went ahead with the Chocolate Bomb,

0:49:460:49:50

which is a chocolate cupcake with home-made ganache.

0:49:500:49:53

Fine. And what do you have for us?

0:50:020:50:05

What we wanted to go with was, like,

0:50:050:50:06

an old-school type of cupcake that everybody would like.

0:50:060:50:11

Chocolate fudge on top, with the yellow cake, and sprinkles to keep it company.

0:50:110:50:17

-We have some like those, too.

-Well, here we go.

0:50:170:50:21

All right.

0:50:280:50:31

I'm going to let Mr Trump know which one I like better.

0:50:310:50:34

-Thank you for coming in, and good luck.

-Thank you, bye.

0:50:340:50:38

All right, so long.

0:50:380:50:39

Later.

0:50:400:50:42

When she took the bite of my cupcake, her eyelids went up,

0:50:420:50:49

and her eyebrows went up.

0:50:490:50:52

She didn't do that with Melissa's cupcake. We win.

0:50:520:50:56

That's just the way it is.

0:50:570:50:58

-So, tell us.

-Did we give them the chocolate chip one, that people like?

-No, I didn't know that.

0:51:070:51:12

-Chef said he liked the vanilla with the chocolate chips on top best.

-Well, I went with the ganache.

0:51:120:51:16

-Oh!

-No, it tasted great, I tasted them.

0:51:180:51:21

I thought that was really good.

0:51:210:51:23

No, it's just that those were ruined cupcakes.

0:51:230:51:25

The chefs were clear that they loved the one

0:51:250:51:27

-with the chocolate chip, which we discussed.

-She wasn't there when they discussed it.

0:51:270:51:32

I was not in the room when the chef said, "Oh, the vanilla are the best ones."

0:51:320:51:36

No-one told me, and I thought the ganache, the Chocolate Bomb.

0:51:360:51:40

'If we don't win, it's used against me, I'm not looking forward to that.'

0:51:400:51:44

-I just had to make a call.

-OK.

0:51:440:51:46

-No, no, not five. Come on, you can do more than five.

-Oh.

0:51:570:52:02

It's for charity. We don't have that many left, if we run out,

0:52:020:52:05

we can't even sell any more, and we'll lose to the boys.

0:52:050:52:08

I thought, what if we run out and the person comes with a 5,000 cheque,

0:52:080:52:12

and we can't exchange a cupcake?

0:52:120:52:14

That would be a real shame to lose cos we didn't ration the cupcakes out.

0:52:140:52:17

Joan, these are my two big spenders. My really, really big spenders.

0:52:170:52:22

-How many cupcakes would you like?

-We'll buy the whole truck.

0:52:220:52:26

You can't buy the whole truck.

0:52:260:52:27

-You're going to buy a lot.

-We'll buy a lot.

0:52:290:52:33

Give them as few as possible,

0:52:330:52:35

because we don't have that many.

0:52:350:52:37

-They're very strict around here.

-How much is he paying for these?

0:52:370:52:43

-For these?

-For this big tray of cupcakes.

-Oh, I don't know yet.

0:52:430:52:48

Can you find out? Because seriously...

0:52:480:52:50

I'll deal with my money, you deal with yours.

0:52:500:52:52

I know what I'm doing.

0:52:520:52:55

'Annie was out of control.

0:52:550:52:57

'I could not believe how rude and mean,'

0:52:570:53:00

and condescending she was to my big donors.

0:53:000:53:04

Can I talk to Joan? She just told me, "I worry about my donors, you worry about yours."

0:53:040:53:08

-She said that he hasn't even told her how much.

-Let me, let me, easy, easy.

0:53:080:53:15

Calm.

0:53:150:53:17

They're freaking out. It's so ridiculous.

0:53:170:53:21

Thank you, guys. He's giving 9,000. OK? Come on.

0:53:220:53:29

Annie started to freak out at her. They were giving us 9,000.

0:53:290:53:34

If the guy wants 24 cupcakes, he can take 24 cupcakes.

0:53:340:53:37

-9,000 gets you this box of cupcakes. Woo-hoo!

-There you go.

0:53:370:53:43

-Good luck to the girls.

-Thank you!

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:53:430:53:48

-How nice of you. Seriously.

-Thank you, guys.

-That's it!

0:53:480:53:53

We sold them all. How about that?

0:53:530:53:57

I got pissed off

0:53:570:53:59

because we just discussed we didn't have that many left.

0:53:590:54:03

It's great he donated that much money,

0:54:030:54:04

but we couldn't give away a whole tray. We ran out 15 minutes early.

0:54:040:54:08

This was 9,000, and everyone was selling them

0:54:100:54:13

for a dollar or two dollars, and when you think of a whole flat...

0:54:130:54:16

The thing is, I said, "How much?" You go, "I don't know."

0:54:160:54:19

-Doesn't matter. It was my sale. It doesn't matter.

-Yes, it does.

0:54:190:54:23

You yelled at them, saying they can't buy the whole thing.

0:54:230:54:26

You don't know what others are selling them for, and you're mad at me selling one flat for 9,000?

0:54:260:54:31

You're not even listening to yourself.

0:54:310:54:34

It doesn't even make sense to me.

0:54:340:54:36

Hey, Doug Wilson's in the house! You made it down. Great to see you.

0:54:490:54:54

You call, I come!

0:54:540:54:56

The day started kind of slow, but now we got it going, we got it going on.

0:54:570:55:04

-A 5,000 cupcake.

-Wow, 5,000, ladies and gentlemen.

0:55:040:55:10

-A cheque for 5,250.

-I'm here to buy cupcakes.

0:55:100:55:13

-OK, how many cupcakes would you like to buy?

-7,200 worth.

-Oh, that works!

0:55:130:55:18

Our big hitters, we had some of them coming in,

0:55:180:55:21

we've got more coming, people on the street buying,

0:55:210:55:24

and that'll get us the win.

0:55:240:55:26

-Two cupcakes, 1,000.

-Thank you, my dear.

0:55:260:55:28

4,000 cupcake, ladies and gentlemen. 4,000 cupcake.

0:55:280:55:35

-Herschel, how much time we got that?

-We've got about seven minutes. Seven minutes left.

0:55:350:55:40

-Herschel, Herschel, do we lower the price?

-Two cupcakes for 20.

0:55:400:55:44

'I've been calling Donny Deutsch, but I don't have 100% confirmation.'

0:55:440:55:48

They're coming to me right now?

0:55:480:55:50

'I'm hoping he's going to come.'

0:55:500:55:52

I'm hoping it worked. I don't want to go to the boardroom, I don't want anyone on our team fired.

0:55:520:55:57

Oh, my gosh, this is incredible.

0:55:570:55:59

So, you're not going to make it? After all this...

0:55:590:56:03

Let's drop the price to 5 bucks, right now.

0:56:030:56:06

-I'm starting to think it's not going to happen.

-Two minutes left.

0:56:060:56:10

-Two minutes. Cupcake, cupcake, selling out.

-Hey, Tom.

0:56:100:56:15

Hey, here we go. Oh, my gosh.

0:56:170:56:18

Ladies and gentlemen, from Donny Deutsch,

0:56:180:56:24

Big Idea With Donny Deutsch on CNBC, a cheque for 10,000.

0:56:240:56:28

For one cupcake!

0:56:300:56:32

I've learned a long time ago, if you stay together as a team, you can win.

0:56:320:56:37

That's it, we're done.

0:56:370:56:38

A hand for the New Yorkers who spent so much money today!

0:56:380:56:42

I don't like losing. So, to lose would be devastating to me.

0:56:420:56:46

I don't like to lose.

0:56:460:56:49

I've heard there's been a lot of money raised by both teams.

0:57:170:57:20

-What did you think of your team, Joan?

-I think they're extraordinary.

0:57:200:57:25

Everybody worked absolutely every job 100%.

0:57:250:57:29

-Who was the star of the team?

-Brande.

-Really? Wow.

-Thank you.

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A very great honour.

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What did you do that made you the star in Joan's eyes?

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I really went after it, and made a lot of phone calls,

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-Did everything possible.

-And brought in a lot of money?

-Yes, and she was there,

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you needed somebody, she was always there, and glad to do it.

0:57:490:57:54

OK. Claudia, who is the weakest member of the women's team?

0:57:540:57:57

Personality-wise, in being ineffective, I'd say Annie.

0:57:580:58:01

There were issues of Annie, and this is hard to do.

0:58:010:58:04

-It's all right.

-Joan is our leader, project manager,

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and at times I felt Annie took over Joan's role.

0:58:070:58:10

Annie, what do you have to say?

0:58:100:58:12

Well, as far as overstepping Joan's bounds, she wasn't in the kitchen.

0:58:120:58:16

She was doing the other project.

0:58:160:58:18

I'm aware of what we have to do,

0:58:180:58:19

Joan knew I was the one aware of what we have to do.

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I'm not going to pussyfoot around when we have a schedule, trying to get these cupcakes out.

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So, I didn't overstepped her bounds, cos I had my project manager's permission.

0:58:280:58:32

You have to respect your team, and when you sit here and tell me,

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a grown woman, exactly how to frost a cupcake...

0:58:360:58:39

I got this. Trust me, I frosted cupcakes before.

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Completely understand that, but the chef showed me exactly how

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to frost a cupcake that would be the most efficient in terms of time.

0:58:460:58:50

You have to also understand a little bit about your environment.

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Here is a woman that takes money away from men at poker tables her whole life.

0:58:540:58:59

I know many men who have lost to you, big-league.

0:58:590:59:03

-You think you're very tough?

-I am very tough.

0:59:030:59:05

I'm not going to be apologetic for taking control so we could get the cupcakes done.

0:59:050:59:10

-OK, Herschel.

-Yes.

-So, tell me, what do you think of your team?

0:59:100:59:14

-I thought they were great.

-Who was the weak link?

-The weak link?

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-Oh, jeez, I don't think we had one.

-You know what, I've got to say something.

-Go ahead.

0:59:180:59:25

-You know, I don't believe in baking, I never did, and...

-Not your thing?

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I had to almost invent a job for myself,

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so I became almost like the court jester,

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to keep everybody moving, but as far as the actual work...

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He's not really an actual worker.

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He's not a worker, he's a court jester.

0:59:470:59:49

Well, that's sort of a knock, isn't it? Court jester, to me, is a knock.

0:59:490:59:52

No, I said it first. I'm a comic.

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For me, it's natural to make people laugh, you know what I mean?

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I'm good like that. So I'm entertaining.

0:59:591:00:02

Imagine being under a guy who turns into John Travolta for you.

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MIMICS: "I can't believe how good this feels." Sylvester Stallone.

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MIMICS: "Can you pull your legs back a little more?" Know what I mean?

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Can you do that? You can't do that, and you're Donnie Trump.

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Dennis, look at you. You are a piece of work, I'll tell you.

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I've been a fan of Dennis for a long time. I mean, you're all great celebrities.

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Scott, I've watched win the Olympic gold, but, Dennis,

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because of the whole look, and the height, the whole thing.

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Would you say he's the most recognisable celebrity out of the group?

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Hard not to say. Did you use him in that capacity, Herschel?

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We wanted to use Dennis in that capacity.

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That's what we were trying to do, but he wouldn't get out of the van.

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I'm a little bit from the old school, some people need a spanking.

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Did he need a spanking?

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-I should've gave him one, but I didn't.

-That would be a pretty tough combination, those two.

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-OK, Dennis, you think you won?

-I think we had a very good shot.

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-How about finding out? Let's find out right now.

-Let's do that.

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-Oh, thank goodness.

-Time to find out.

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First, let me give you the results of the taste test.

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The owners of Crumbs loved the cupcakes made by the women,

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so you won the taste test easily.

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The taste test. That's 15,000 from Crumbs, that's great.

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You know, men, they said your cupcake was disgusting, honestly.

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They actually said, and these are professionals, this is what they do.

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-Tom, do you get that?

-We had a few technical issues with the cupcakes.

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We did, yes.

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Let's start with the men's team. How did they do?

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-The men did an amazing job. Their total was 49,449.

-Wow. 49,000.

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-A lot of cupcakes.

-Herschel, that's very good. I don't know if it's good enough, we'll find out.

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OK, with the 15,000 that the women won by winning the taste test,

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you only need 35,000 to win the whole deal.

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Don, how did the women do?

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-The women sold 61,257 worth of cupcakes.

-Wow!

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CHEERING

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You know what that means?

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With all of the money that they raised, that you raised,

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and everybody raised, you won 126,000.

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-Joan, what's your charity?

-God's Love We Deliver,

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which provides meals for anyone that's home-bound that asks.

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-That's a lot of money.

-There's a lot of people that will be getting food.

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And you'll find out that's just the beginning.

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A lot of money is going to be raised, just like last season.

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So, Joan, I congratulate you, ladies, I congratulate you.

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Go back to your suite at Trump Tower, enjoy yourselves.

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-And if you want...

-Of course we do.

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You can watch the grilling of the men. Have fun, thank you.

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Congratulations. Fellas, sadly someone is going to be fired.

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-Good champagne.

-What a relief. We raised a hell of a lot of money.

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I hope you understand we won because of many things.

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That's what it was about,

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it wasn't somebody wrote a stupid cheque, it was many things.

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It was everything.

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How fabulous for God's Love We Deliver, which is my charity,

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to get this big cheque. It's an amazing charity.

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If you feel you can't leave your house, and you need special meals,

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you call us, and we send you your meals every single day.

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It's great, it's just a very quiet way of having people

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keep their dignity until they die.

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-OK, guys, let's watch. It's going to be sad to see one of them go.

-Yeah.

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-Herschel, what happened?

-I don't know what happened, because we worked.

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I tell you, they were working.

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On the street, they were hustling, they were working.

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Tom, what do you think?

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-Are you OK, Tom?

-Well, I think Herschel...

-He gets very uptight.

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-Are you uptight? You don't get uptight.

-He's high strung.

-Respond to that, please.

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I think I suggested a lot of ideas, specifically, I suggested

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to everybody that we should be all calling and getting big donors.

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-Did you bring in big donors?

-I brought in some. I called Donny Deutsch, he brought in 10,000.

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My agent donated 5,000.

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I called Tony Hawk, he brought 1,000.

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So, nobly was close to you in terms.

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-That accounts for almost a third of your total.

-Who else raised?

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I think I raised the most.

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Hershel brought in a lot of money,

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but Hershel could've encourage the other players.

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-Jesse, are you asleep?

-No.

-Did you bring in any big donors?

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-No, I didn't.

-You didn't? Jesse!

-My friends don't have no money.

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Why did you lose?

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It boils down to hard work, and what you're willing to commit to get stuff done.

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You think that you worked hard?

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I could have definitely done a better job keeping Dennis out on the street.

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-Was he the biggest celebrity in terms of recognition?

-Just by visibility, he is the tallest.

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-Size helps.

-Size doesn't matter. Always.

-Scott's proven that.

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-Size doesn't matter.

-The small one.

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Brian, what would you have done differently for your team?

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There is control issues, they say,

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but can you really control a Dennis? How does that work?

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We learned a lot about the fact that none of us had ever been subordinate.

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-No question.

-So it meant having to take orders from someone else.

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-It's a tough job being team leader. Tough job, Herschel.

-It's OK.

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Don't want the ball, don't play.

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This isn't a football team, where you're the best player. A tough deal.

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You still have to have somebody that's going to be willing to say, "I want the ball."

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OK, let me ask you this, Jesse, taste matters, quality mattered,

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and you didn't have taste or quality, in terms of what you baked.

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Do you think that was a big factor?

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I think our cupcakes sucked, without a doubt. We knew it last night.

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They called your cupcakes disgusting.

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Scott, let me ask you, who was responsible for that, would you say?

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I would say anyone in the kitchen. Everyone that was baking. We all worked equally, did equal tasks.

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But would you say somebody? Somebody had to be responsible. Andrew, who was responsible for it?

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Not me, I really didn't cook the cupcakes.

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I action had somebody tell me...

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One of the ideas I had in there was to stick to a traditional cupcake.

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Now, you cut off Ivanka, but that's OK. His whole life has been about cutting off women, and that's OK.

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-Go ahead, Andrew, cut her off.

-You've got to stop with that.

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-Go on, tell me.

-This is unbelievable. You're unbelievable with this stuff!

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One of the ideas that I had, as far as cupcakes, forget women,

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let's stick to...

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-Which are more important?

-Women.

-By far?

-By far.

-Except for tonight.

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Well, tonight, I'm going to fight to keep my job,

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because one of the ideas, I am good with ideas,

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I branded myself,

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something you did talk about, which bothers me a little,

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and not to take away from Dennis's celebrity,

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but, you know, I'm the only guy sitting here to sell out Madison Square Garden three times,

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I'm the only comic to sell out

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every arena in this country, you know, over and over again,

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because I wasn't baking, I wanted to be used to the best of my ability,

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which is get on the air, and promote today's charity event.

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Who said that I couldn't get on the radio and have people down?

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You couldn't, you're not funny.

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You're very funny, but you know what's not funny?

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I would promise you, I had more people from Georgia there than he had on the radio.

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That's an impossibility.

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OK. Jesse, who was the worst member of your team in terms of winning?

1:08:011:08:04

-Dennis.

-Why?

-Sitting in the truck, and waiting for someone to show up

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with a cheque is cool, but if Dennis was out there, being a little

1:08:101:08:13

bit more assertive, we probably could have made up the difference.

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-What do you think, Dennis?

-I played my card to a T.

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I walked down to the corner, though I didn't want to,

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cos I knew I was going to take the whole situation to me, and I didn't want that.

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That's not true.

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He did a great job screaming and hollering,

1:08:281:08:31

"Dennis Rodman, Dennis Rodman." Like I said, you want people to buy.

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-That's pretty effective.

-May I say something?

-He was pretty effective.

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He was when he wanted to, and that's the problem. You can't play half of the game. And I'm not in a business.

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Donald, this is ridiculous. I love how people want to sit there and say certain things.

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When you're going to be a boss, and a manager of any project

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-or any group, you need to know how to delegate people.

-I agree with you totally.

-Listen to what I'm saying,

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we didn't sit down and diagram what we need to do as individuals.

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So you blame Herschel for this? He's the leader, do you blame Herschel?

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I'm just saying, if I was the manager, I would listen to all your points, and I would say,

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"This is the way I'm going to do it.

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"I'll use Tom Green in this situation.

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"He's going to do this job."

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Guess what, in the kitchen, anyone, interject, no-one had any position on nothing.

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-There was no delegation in the whole situation.

-That's 100% right.

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Andrew, what would you say?

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It was every man for himself in that kitchen.

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-Are you saying a lack of leadership?

-There was.

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-There was, OK.

-I'm seeing Brian making faces.

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Brian, you want to say something?

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If we're in the kitchen baking, and you're doing one thing, and you're

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-doing one thing, and you're doing a thing, isn't that delegation?

-No!

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-I'm talking now, I'm talking now.

-You talk, talk all you want.

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The rest of us don't need to be delegating, tell us what to do, we do it.

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-Right.

-It's so nice not to be there.

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-He's putting people against each other.

-They're going to be a disaster tomorrow.

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-Could we be friends after that?

-We don't have to.

-Could we be friends after that?

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Clint, if you were me, who would you fire?

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Let me first say, it's unfortunate this is how we find fault with our team, and this is how they learn.

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-The way it happens.

-I think there was some lack of cohesion,

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-I didn't have a bird's-eye view of what everyone was doing.

-Who would you fire?

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SIGHS

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-Andrew.

-Why?

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I felt he was the team member that required the most pushing.

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I love a joke and a laugh as much as anyone, but we needed manpower.

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So, you're saying by using my talents, and getting on the air,

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and getting people down there to buy the cupcakes,

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because it's not heavy lifting, that's not working?

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-Andrew, who would you fire, if you were me?

-I'm going to say something.

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-Who would you fire?

-I gotta say it a different way.

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-Go ahead.

-Cos I got to do things my way.

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Where Clint is right about me is,

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I'm the type of guy that has to do things the way I do them.

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If I mess up when I do those things, I take full responsibility.

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I came into that baking room and I was miserable in there.

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I didn't like making the cupcakes.

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So, if anything, I'm willing to leave, for a few reasons.

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I think they all did a great job.

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I think what I did was great, too.

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I don't want to be in a place where people think I'm not doing

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what I'm supposed to do, even though I know I am.

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So, you're quitting?

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Are you a quitter?

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If you quit right now, you know what's going to happen to you

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if you quit right now? The rest of your life,

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you're known as a quitter.

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-I don't think you want that.

-I'm somebody who loves to accomplish.

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Over the years there's been three people who have quit, and those that three people are considered losers.

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I think quitting is stupid.

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I don't care if you want to quit, you make my job easier, to be honest.

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-It's not about quitting.

-It is.

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-If you quit, you quit. You're a loser.

-You're right. So, I'm not quitting.

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-If I get fired, I get fired.

-Andrew, who would you fire if you were me?

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-Who would I fire? I'd fire Scott.

-Scott?

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-Yeah, I'd fire Scott.

-What the hell did Scott do?

-Nothing.

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He did anything and everything. He did a little of this, a little of that,

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-I don't think he brought anything to the table.

-Scott, who should be fired?

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-I'm not the one to throw anyone under the bus.

-Go ahead.

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-You're forcing me to do this.

-I am.

-I would say, you know, if there was a little bit a distraction,

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-everything else, it's hard me to say it.

-Scott, give me an answer.

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Their hearts are in the right place, but I would say, it would be Dennis and Andrew.

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Dennis and Andrew?

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-Brian, who would you fire? Tough choice.

-Tough choice.

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I like all these guys. I think I would have to fire Andrew.

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I don't need the guy that just wants to do it his way.

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Jesse, who would you fire?

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-Er, probably Dennis.

-OK. Why?

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Half of me thinks he could do a really good job, and he's recognisable,

1:13:231:13:27

and you pull money in, but the other half, he doesn't have

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the solid work ethic that I think it's going to take to do some of this stuff.

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Tom, who would you fire, if you were me?

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I'd fire Herschel, because he's the project manager, and I really like Herschel,

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but I think the ultimate responsibility has to lead with him.

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Herschel, I will say this, the project manager typically,

1:13:471:13:51

of a losing team, is not exactly the favourite son.

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That's totally true. I was the project manager.

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I'll say, we're not here to babysit nobody,

1:13:581:14:01

when not here to guard nobody, we're here to make money.

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You've made a very good case.

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You know the sad part is, you made a lousy cupcake.

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If you'd won the taste test, you would've won the whole thing.

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-So, it's too bad, but that's the way it goes.

-Right.

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Herschel, you got to pick two people to come back to the boardroom, who are they going to be?

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That's a no-brainer.

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I don't think it's a no-brainer. I have no idea.

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-Well, who do you think he's going to take?

-Well, come on.

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-Who do you think he's going to take?

-I'm always the victim.

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-Don't do the persecution stuff with me, Dennis.

-I'm just saying.

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Don't do the persecution stuff with me, you're doing just fine.

1:14:331:14:38

You're doing just fine.

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You're living well, I've seen your life,

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-you're doing just fine, so don't do that BLEEP with me, Dennis.

-Well...

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All right, Herschel, who are you going to pick to come back?

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-Who are you going to pick to come back to the boardroom?

-Dice and Dennis.

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OK. Everybody else go back to your suite at Trump Tower,

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enjoy yourselves, I'm going to call you three back.

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-All right, thank you.

-Thank you.

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Women, turn off your TV, that's all you get to see.

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Well, I'll tell you right now, Dennis is not going home.

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Andrew's going home, he tried to quit.

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He might do Herschel, because there's so much conflict with Dice.

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It wasn't about quitting there, it's about, I really do feel everyone did a great job.

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It is what it is, either way, we'll live to see another day.

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so, it's all love. It's all love.

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Where is he, already? What's the big discussion?

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Donnie, bring us in already.

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We are a bunch of guys making cupcakes, but they're chicks, they should know how to cook.

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-You know how to cook?

-A little bit.

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If I get fired, you want to go out tonight? We'll get a bite to eat.

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-You're not related to Donald, are you?

-No.

-So, I could take you out.

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All right. Be ready to go at about eight.

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-Ivanka, what do you think?

-I think it's a difficult decision.

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I think Herschel was the leader, but wasn't able to rally his troops.

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That said, I don't think either Dennis or Dice really rose to the occasion.

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What do you think?

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I think Dice can't be led, I think Dennis might not be able to be led,

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so it's tough to fire Herschel when he raised the most money.

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Amanda, bring them in.

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Sit down, fellas. So, Dennis, who would you fire if you were me?

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-Who would I fire? Seriously?

-Herschel or Dice?

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If I don't have a game plan going into a game, who am I going to fire?

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Have to go with Herschel. We should have been better prepared.

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-I know my role, everybody loves Dennis Rodman.

-But Herschel didn't really use you properly.

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-He didn't know how to use me.

-Nobody knows how to use you.

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Since day one,

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everybody's been pointing out Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.

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-He is the biggest star here.

-I'm the biggest are star here.

-Wait a minute.

-Not even close.

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-I'm close. How about that? I'm close.

-Go ahead.

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What we're trying to say is,

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we should have been better prepared in the beginning.

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-Who's fault is that, Dennis?

-It goes from the top to the bottom.

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If I have a company and I got all these pieces in place,

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especially the one piece that I need the most, to attract...

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Which in this case was you.

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We don't know that anyone he brought up bought anything.

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But what he's saying, Herschel, is that you didn't utilise him properly.

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Mr Trump, we are not bodyguards.

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If we are selling, people are making money, if he can bring them in,

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we'll make a sale, don't sit in the truck.

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We can't make a sale, when they trying to do that.

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-As a project manager...

-We said get out!

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You should have come over, as a project manager,

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and said, "Dennis, you know what, we need you at the truck."

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-Could you not lead these two guys?

-I could lead them.

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Why didn't they do what they were supposed to do?

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-I wasn't told anything through the week.

-Andrew.

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Who would you fire if you were me?

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I would fire Herschel, because it's the boss's job to delegate,

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and tell everybody what he needs them to do.

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-I had to figure out my own job.

-I wanted them to participate. I kept begging.

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Mr Trump, it is funny,

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when I got the call from you to send somebody over for the cupcake,

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I said, "you know what, I've got everybody selling.

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"Who's not doing anything?"

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Wait! I'm not going to stand here.

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I sold a lot of cupcakes.

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I'm looking at the situation.

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-Everybody was working, because you're wrong.

-I'm not wrong.

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-I'm the man and you were wrong.

-I'm just telling you something.

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I don't appreciate the pointing.

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You were not with Tom Green, you were in the truck.

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I don't go for that stuff, I'm telling you something.

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-I'm trying to make a point.

-Know what?

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You're not even in my arena, so don't tell me about no point of thing, like you're going to jump up.

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-Don't do that.

-I'm not jumping up.

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Truth is, you didn't want to work. You want to do your thing. What is your thing? I don't know.

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You had a good thing, whatever you think it is.

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I knew what I needed to do.

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I watched you when I used to live in Jersey,

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and you were funny, but let me tell you what, that's has-been.

1:19:371:19:42

I'm not doing anything any more? When was the last time you played ball?

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OK, can I ask Donald something? Donald, can I ask you something?

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From what I said today, did I say anything that made sense to you,

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as far as what I did this week?

1:19:541:19:56

-You said some things that made sense. Not everything.

-OK.

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The one thing that did not make sense was when you wanted to quit.

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-I didn't want to quit.

-But you were going to quit.

-I was going to take it for everybody else.

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Sometimes you got to. I wanted to show my kids what I was capable of.

1:20:081:20:11

In the context of the moment,

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it didn't feel like you were being a martyr.

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It might not have felt that way,

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-but I am a person that has always pushed myself.

-OK.

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Look, I've known you a long time, and you've been great, and you're really a talented guy,

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but in Dennis I've seen tremendous fight tonight, tremendous fight.

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He's a very competitive guy. Herschel, he really fought to stay.

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He did, and he did.

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And you wanted to quit. I hate that.

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I didn't want to quit, I was willing to take it for a lot of reasons.

1:20:451:20:49

I think your kids should be very proud of you, and I have known you a long time,

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I know that you've been through a lot,

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and you're not a quitter.

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But, Andrew, you're fired!

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-I can accept that.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

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I'll see you. Do good. All right, I'll see you. Do good, guys.

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Well, it was a very interesting one.

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-It was a tough one, but I think I did the right thing.

-I agree.

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-If we were ever to quit, you wouldn't let us leave.

-He didn't quit.

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He's a winner, and he's going to be a winner.

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I don't think I would have done anything differently.

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You know, I came in there, I told them how I felt about baking

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cupcakes, and I just want to thank Donald for having me on this show.

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Did I have a good time on Celebrity Apprentice?

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