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FANFARE | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Once again, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Good evening. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Fantasmagorically... | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Gives me time to think of the next word! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Efflorescence | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
In...in pantomimicry, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Festival offerings, flamboyancies, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
with the Players' Theatre plus Mr John Inman! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
# We all have a jolly good time | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
# With the dame in the pantomime | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
# For she is the one who will start off the fun | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
# And the hero is always her favourite son | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
-# Robin Hood -Aladdin | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-# Dick Whittington -And Jack | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
# Tell us stories in song and in rhyme | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
# It's the time of the year when the children all cheer | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
# For the dame in a pantomime | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
# For the dame in the pantomime | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
# Let's have a song about the boys | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
# About the boys, about the boys | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
# Beanstalk Jack, Aladdin, Robin Hood | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
# Whittington and the charming Puss in Boots | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
# Let's have a song about the boys | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
# About the boys, about the boys | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
# All together let us stick with this and sing | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
# So, let's have a song about the boys. # | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Robin Hood. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Beanstalk Jack. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Aladdin. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Dick Whittington. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
And now we present Prince Charming. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-Are you free? -I'm free! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
They're heavy, aren't they? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
How do you manage them? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
They're making me round-shouldered. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
At least I can hang mine up for half an hour! That's more than you. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
# Do me a favour, do | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
# I know I'll do the same to you | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
# Those with the curly curls | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
# They enjoy themselves and so will I | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
# There ain't no sense sitting on the fence | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
# All by yourself in the moonlight | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
# There ain't no thrill by a water mill | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
# All by yourself in the moonlight | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
# There ain't no fun sitting beneath the trees | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
# Giving yourself a hug, giving yourself a squeeze | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
# Life's a farce sitting on the grass | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
# All by yourself in the moonlight | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
# Give yourself a pat on the back, pat on the back, pat on the back | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
# Say to yourself, we're all in good health, we've had a good day today | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
# Yesterday was full of trouble and sorrow | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
# Nobody knows what's going to happen tomorrow | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
# So give yourself a pat on the back | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
# Pat on the back, a pat on the back | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
# Say to yourself, it's jolly good health | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
# We've had a good day today | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
# Had a good day, had a good day, had such a perfectly good day | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
# Today! # | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
I promise you, you will have Mr John Inman | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
and the Players' Theatre once again later on in the programme. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
But now, we proudly present for your approbation, a newcomer | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
and herald harbinger of uninhibited Hebraic hilarity. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:44 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Jewish jokes. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bernard Spear. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Good evening, shalom. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Shalom. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
There you are, you see, I've been on five seconds, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
already you're speaking another language. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Did you see the Prince Charming come on there? What a lovely boy. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Couldn't fall flat on his face if he tried. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
It's Leonard Sachs. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
May I always say it's always been a pleasure | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
and it always will continue to be a happy new year. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
HE SPEAKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Another one speaking another language. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
I'll tell you, a Rabbi's son from Manchester. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
How are you? All right? Are you well? Good. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
I don't know why I'm so happy. I've got such trouble with my wife. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Formidable lady, my wife. She frightens all the shopkeepers. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
She went into little Mr Cohen's shop, | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
the grocery shop, the other day. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
She said, "How much the big brown eggs?" | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
He comes out from behind the counter. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
He says, "Mrs, you want big brown eggs, they are 10p." | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
She said, "10p a dozen? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
"What kind of a Chancellor of the Exchequer is Lloyd George, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
"he should allow charging 10p a dozen for big brown eggs?" | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
He says, "Mrs, please, you want big brown eggs, 10p a dozen. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
"Why take the cheaper 9p a dozen?" | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
She said, "I want cheaper." | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
He said, "Cracked eggs, take cracked eggs. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
"Cracked eggs you can have 6p a dozen." | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
She said, "Good, crack me a dozen of the big brown eggs." | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
She said to him, "I would like some smoked salmon." | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
So he takes a side salmon. He starts to cut. He says, "How many slices?" | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
She said, "Keep cutting, I'll tell you." He cuts a few more slices. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
He says, "You got a party in the house?" | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
She said, "What's your business? Keep cutting." He cuts a few more. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
He says, "You've got, perhaps, a Bar Mitzvah in the family." | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
She said, "Keep cutting, I'll tell you when to stop." | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
So he cuts and he cuts. By now he's nearly in the middle, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
the thick part of the salmon. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
She said, "Stop! I'll take the next two slices." | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Thank you. I'll tell you, you mustn't have too much pity on him. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
He's a good businessman, young Cohen. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
The other day, outside the shop is a little black cat | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
and it's drinking milk from a bowl. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
But what a bowl, an exquisite piece of Roman pottery. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
You've never seen anything like it in your life. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Where the Lord he got it from I don't know. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
All of a sudden comes a Rolls-Royce, aluminium, big | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
shining lamps and a man with a top hat and a frock coat gets out. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
He's an expert. He looks at the bowl. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
He knows the British Museum hasn't even got a copy. It's flawless. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Not a crack. It's priceless. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
He can't wait to get his hands on it but how, he's got to box clever. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
So he goes in the shop and there is little Mr Cohen with his black | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
homburg hat, fingernails to match. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
And the fella says, "Excuse me, my man, I'm an animal lover. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
"I would like to buy that pussycat on the pavement." | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
And Cohen says, "The cat is not for sale, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
"it's like a member of the family." He said, "I'll give you £5 in cash." | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
He said, "Sold." | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
So he puts five golden sovereigns on the counter | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
and Cohen picks them up. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
He goes, he picks up the cat and he picks up the bowl and Cohen | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
says, "Governor, you're buying the cat, not the saucer, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
"put down the saucer." | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
He says, "The cat is going to feel strange in a strange | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
"environment, I'll take something belonging to the cat. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
"It'll make him feel at home." He said, "Put down the saucer. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
"That's my lucky saucer. With that saucer I sold 45 cats this week." | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
You're a very friendly lot. You deserve a happy New Year. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
I'm going to tell you something. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
# You see you've got to have a little mazel | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
# Cos mazel means good luck | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
# And if you've all got mazel | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
# Then you'll always have a buck | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
# But if you've got a mazel | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
# Though you're on the ball | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
# You'll try and try, you won't get by | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
# You bang your head against the wall | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
# Don't ever try to wonder why you seem to get the blame | 0:09:48 | 0:09:55 | |
# Some folks make a million and they can't even write their name | 0:09:55 | 0:10:01 | |
# You've got to have a little mazel and you never will get stuck | 0:10:01 | 0:10:08 | |
# That's why I wish you mazel | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
# May you always have good luck. # | 0:10:12 | 0:10:20 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
Mirroring this orchidaceous assemblage, the glass of fashion, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:44 | |
the very mould of form, that Debonair dulcet toned bow idial. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:50 | |
Mr David Cannon. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:56 | 0:11:01 | |
# Senorita Nina from Argentina knew all the dancers | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
# Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
# She swore she'd never dance a step until she died | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
# She said I've seen too many movies | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
# And all they prove is too idiotic | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
# They all insist that South America's exotic | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
# Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
# She said that frankly she was blinded | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
# To all their over-advertised romantic charms | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
# And then she got more bloody minded | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
# And told them where to put their tropic palms | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
# She said, I hate to be pedantic | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
# But I'm driven nearly frantic | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
# When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
# Forever wriggling their guts | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
# It drives me absolutely nuts | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
# She refused to begin the beguine when they requested it | 0:12:05 | 0:12:12 | |
# And she made an embarrassing scene if anyone suggested it | 0:12:12 | 0:12:18 | |
# For she detested it | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
# Though no-one ever could be keener than little Nina | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
# On quite a number of very eligible men who did the rhumba | 0:12:29 | 0:12:35 | |
# When they proposed to her she simply left them flat | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
# She said that love should be impulsive but not convulsive | 0:12:38 | 0:12:46 | |
# And syncopation had a discouraging effect on procreation | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
# And that she'd rather read a book and that was that | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
# She declined to begin the beguine though they besought her to | 0:12:53 | 0:13:00 | |
# And with language profane and obscene | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
# She cursed the man who taught her to | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
# She cursed Cole Porter, too | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
# From this it's fairly clear that Nina in her demeanour | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
# Was so offensive | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
# That when the hatred of her friends grew too intensive | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
# She thought she'd better beat it while she had the chance | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
# After some trial and tribulation, she reached the station | 0:13:28 | 0:13:34 | |
# And met a sailor who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela | 0:13:34 | 0:13:40 | |
# And so she married him because he couldn't dance | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
# There surely never could've been a | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
# More irritating girl than Nina | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
# They never speak in Argentina | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
# Of that degenerate bambina | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
# Who had the luck to find romance | 0:13:59 | 0:14:06 | |
# But resolutely wouldn't da-a-a-a A-a-a-a A-a-a-a A-a-a-ance | 0:14:07 | 0:14:15 | |
# I will not dance | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
# Hola! # | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Thank you very much indeed, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
It's lovely to be back in this perfect theatre. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
And now a song, another song by Noel Coward which is very | 0:14:35 | 0:14:40 | |
appropriate for this very special season. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
# I'll see you again | 0:14:45 | 0:14:53 | |
# Whenever spring breaks through again | 0:14:53 | 0:14:59 | |
# Time may lie heavy between | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
# But what has been | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
# Is past forgetting | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
# This sweet memory | 0:15:18 | 0:15:25 | |
# Across the years will come to me | 0:15:25 | 0:15:33 | |
# Though my world may go awry | 0:15:34 | 0:15:40 | |
# In my heart will ever lie | 0:15:40 | 0:15:46 | |
# Just the echo of a sigh | 0:15:48 | 0:15:54 | |
# Goodbye | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
# I'll see you again | 0:16:00 | 0:16:07 | |
# When ever spring breaks through again | 0:16:07 | 0:16:15 | |
# Time may lie heavy between | 0:16:15 | 0:16:21 | |
# But what has been | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
# Is past forgetting | 0:16:26 | 0:16:31 | |
# This sweet memory | 0:16:31 | 0:16:38 | |
# Across the years will come to me | 0:16:38 | 0:16:45 | |
# Though my world may go awry | 0:16:47 | 0:16:55 | |
# In my heart will ever lie | 0:16:55 | 0:17:03 | |
# Just the echo of a sigh | 0:17:04 | 0:17:11 | |
# Goodbye. # | 0:17:11 | 0:17:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:22 | 0:17:28 | |
Inordinately epicene, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
insouciance incarnate. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
Cheek. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Once again, as promised, the one and only Mr John Inman. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
CHEERING | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
# I've seen lots of funny things in my time | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
# But there's one thing I've not seen up to now | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
# For years and years and years I've kept on searching | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
# But I always seem to have bad luck somehow | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
# To find the thing I'm looking for, around the world I've been | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
# And now I'm going to tell you what it is I haven't seen | 0:18:22 | 0:18:28 | |
# Well, I've never, never, never, never | 0:18:28 | 0:18:35 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
# I've been round the town, I've been round the town | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
# I've seen bananas standing up, I've seen them lying down | 0:18:41 | 0:18:46 | |
# I've tried everywhere to find one | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
# America, Jamaica and Havana | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
# But I've never, never, never, never | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana... # | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Weren't you good? Oh. All right, hands up, who's seen one? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
Outside. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
I love bananas, don't you? I love bananas. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
They're good for you, aren't they, as well? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
I get mine from the Canary. Canary. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Bananas come from the Canary. I've often... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
How a little bird can lay a big thing like that... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
But they're very good from you. Apart from eating, you know. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
They do you a world of good. I always... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
They make you look ten years younger. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
I always, I always take one to bed with me every night. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
I do, I do. And I'll tell you what I do. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
I take my clothes off, I get into bed, I peel it, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
I put it in a bowl, I mush it up and I spread it all over my face. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
I peeled one the other night. It was empty. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
# I've seen cabbages, I have, with knobs on | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
# I've seen lovely red tomatoes blue | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
# I've seen scarlet runners running | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
# I've seen them when they couldn't walk too | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
# I've seen some new potatoes with their eyes all full of tears | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
# Because their friend the onion had been sentenced to three years | 0:20:23 | 0:20:29 | |
# But I've never, never, never, never | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
# I've been round the town, I've been round the town | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
# I've seen bananas standing up | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
# I've seen them lying down | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
# I've searched everyone to find one | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
# Jamaica, America and Havana | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
# But I've never, never, never, never | 0:20:52 | 0:20:57 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
# I've never, never, never, never | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana. # | 0:21:04 | 0:21:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Well, that's what I call fruity. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Inescapably risque... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Irresistibly ti-tillant... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
He's from Paris. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Formidable, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
farouche, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
frenetique! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
The Lido Can Can Girls with Monsieur Michel Arene! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
FAST MUSIC | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS WHOOP | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Whoo! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Whoo! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
DRUMBEAT | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
Ya! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
FAST MUSIC | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS YELP | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
MUSIC STOPS, APPLAUSE | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
MUSIC RESUMES | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS YELP | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
Whoo, whoo! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS YELP | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Whoo! | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
Ah! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
Whoo! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS CHEER | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Whee! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS CHEER | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
MUSIC RESUMES | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
Whoo! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS CHEER | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Whoo! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
Ah! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
FAST HANDCLAP | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS CHEER | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
CAN CAN GIRLS CHEER | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Well, that's one for the armchair travellers. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
GENTLE LAUGHTER Now... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Provocatively, pulchritudiness... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
-luminescent in-empanoplied nubility... -Ooh! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
Welcome to an adorable newcomer, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Miss Gemma Craven! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
# There's no mistake that I can act | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
# I'm talented and that's a fact | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
# I know because my mother told me so | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
# She kept a house for actor folks | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
# And listened to their funny jokes | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
# So now I guess my mother ought to know | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
# But managers are awful dense | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
# It seems to me they have no sense | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
# I know my darling mother | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
# Wouldn't lie | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
# She thinks I'm better than the best | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
# But managers think I'm a pest | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
# And all they say is go somewhere and die! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
# If the managers only thought the same as Mother | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
# You'd bet I'd show them all a thing or three | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
# My mama, who don't tell fibs | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
# Said if I pleased Ernest Gibbs | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
# Gertie Millar wouldn't stand a chance with me! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
# And if managers only took a tip from Mother | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
# I'd be starring on the bill, the only star | 0:27:40 | 0:27:45 | |
# Kenny Payne would get the sack | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
# And soon have boards upon his back | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
# If the managers only took a tip from Ma | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
# My mother goes to all the shows | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
# She knows what every woman knows | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
# She knows Maud Allan's fascinating style | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
# But masters, she would stand no chance | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
# With me and our Salome dance | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
# If I wore coloured beads | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
# And my big smile | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
# I think I'm great in everything | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
# I suppose you've never heard me sing | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
# Ma thinks I'd shine upon the opera stage... | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
# Caruso off his dot would go | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
# If he heard my top note... # | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
-What-ho! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
# And Tetrazzini would go mad with rage | 0:28:36 | 0:28:41 | |
# If the managers only thought the same as Mother | 0:28:41 | 0:28:46 | |
# It would fill poor Sarah Bernhardt with regrets | 0:28:46 | 0:28:50 | |
# Ellen Terry if she knew | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
# And Miss Lena Ashwell too | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
# They would jump the stage and join the suffragettes! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
# If the managers only took a tip from Mother | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
# They would label me the only tragic star | 0:29:02 | 0:29:07 | |
# Devotees might be allowed just to walk on with the crowd | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
# If the managers only took a tip from Ma | 0:29:11 | 0:29:16 | |
# Beerbohm Tree might be allowed | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
# Just to walk on with the crowd | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
# If the managers only thought the same as Ma. # | 0:29:24 | 0:29:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
# My mother's name | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
# Was Mary | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
# She was so good and true | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
# Because her name was Mary | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
# She called me Mary, too | 0:30:01 | 0:30:06 | |
# She wasn't gay or airy | 0:30:08 | 0:30:14 | |
# As plain as she could be | 0:30:14 | 0:30:18 | |
# I'd hate to meet her fairy | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
# Who calls herself Marie | 0:30:26 | 0:30:33 | |
# For it was Mary | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
# Mary | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
# Plain as any name can be | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
# But with propriety | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
# Society | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
# Will say... | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
# Marie | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
-GEMMA AND AUDIENCE: -# For it was Mary | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
# Mary | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
# Long before the fashions came | 0:30:58 | 0:31:03 | |
# For there is something there | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
# That sounds so square | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
# It's a grand old name | 0:31:08 | 0:31:12 | |
# Her name was Mary | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
# Mary | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
# Plain as any name can be | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
# But with propriety | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
# Society | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
# Will say | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
# Marie | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
# But it was Mary | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
# Mary | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
# Long before the fashions came | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
# For there is something there | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
# That sounds so square | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
# It's a grand | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
# Old | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
# Name. # | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
Unequivocally... | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
unique operatic equipoise... | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
..contributing culture, | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
all the way from La Scala, Milan, | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
is Signor Gino Donati! | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
APPLAUSE AND MUSIC | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
# Vide 'o mare quant'e bello | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
# Spira tantu sentimento | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
# Comme tu a | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
# Chi tiene mente | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
# Ca scetato 'o faie sunna | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
# Ma nun me lassa | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
# Nun darme stu turmiento! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:15 | |
# Torna a surriento | 0:33:15 | 0:33:21 | |
# Famme | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
# Campa! # | 0:33:24 | 0:33:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Thank you, and now for classical lovers, | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
I will sing for you the famous aria from La Boheme | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
by Puccini, Che Gelida Manina. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
Maestro, prego. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
PIANO MUSIC STARTS | 0:33:56 | 0:33:57 | |
# Che gelida manina | 0:33:57 | 0:34:02 | |
# Se la lasci riscaldar | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
# Cercar che giova? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:13 | |
# Al buio non si trova | 0:34:13 | 0:34:19 | |
# Ma per fortuna | 0:34:27 | 0:34:32 | |
# E una notte di luna | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
# E qui la luna | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
# Labbiamo... | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
-# Vicina... -BANGING | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
-# Aspetti, signorina... # -LAUGHTER | 0:34:45 | 0:34:49 | |
INDISTINCT WHISPERING ON STAGE | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Can't you see I am singing? | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Excuse me, sir, but I have technical difficulties. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
A broken cable and everything is frozen up. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
-LAUGHTER -Yes. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
-I think it was an opera. -Yes. -Your story is not funny. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Don't forget there are millions of people watching us... | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
But where, where? | 0:35:10 | 0:35:11 | |
THEY SPEAK IN ITALIAN | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
-Get out from here. Maestro, please... -Oh, want a character. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
-If you are a great tenor, I am an honest worker. -I don't care, away. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:21 | |
And anyway, I sing, too. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
THEY SPEAK IN ITALIAN | 0:35:23 | 0:35:24 | |
-You sing, too? -Yes, sir... -You have a wonderful opportunity to be heard. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:29 | |
-You sing... -Yes. -HE SPEAKS IN ITALIAN | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Ooh, my wife will be happy. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
-Very good. -APPLAUSE | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
He sing, too. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:37 | |
-Could you accompany me, please? -You? | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
INDISTINCT SPEECH | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
-SCOTTISH ACCENT -You? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:42 | |
I'm not playing for you, Jimmy. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
I'm only playing for you, Jimmy. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
What happen now? | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
What's happening now? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:51 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
-Better! -No, no, please, no... -I will accompany you at the piano myself. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
-I am a sport, you permit it, so... -You play the piano, OK? | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
I'll do my best. Don't worry. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
HE SINGS WEAKLY | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
HE SINGS WEAKLY | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Che miseria. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
HE SINGS IN FALSETTO | 0:36:18 | 0:36:19 | |
-The audience is crying. -That is not feeling? -That is feeling the... | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
Yes, I singing, I have had enough! | 0:36:23 | 0:36:24 | |
WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Intellectual man, intellectual man. Sexy leg. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
Bella gamba! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
En Francais, une personne cuis de gradue. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
In Italiano, prosciutto di parma. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
In English, frog legs. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
Try to do the same! | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:36:42 | 0:36:43 | |
And why not? Why not? | 0:36:45 | 0:36:47 | |
You don't do that. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
Every tenor can do that today... | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
HE SPEAKS IN ITALIAN | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:02 | 0:37:03 | |
-You are the first that I have seen. -Thank you. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
-I have a wonderful idea. -Another one? | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Yes, you lie down on the floor and I do the rest. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
I think you made a mistake in coming here. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:14 | |
This is a smart room, not a joint. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
Don't worry, this is the very last thing... | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-The very last thing, after we go back to the... -After, I go. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-Whatever... -Keep your hands back... | 0:37:21 | 0:37:22 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER IN ITALIAN | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Keep your hand... | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
-The head, please. -LAUGHTER | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
-Push the left. -Never. -Push the right. -The right, yes. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:32 | 0:37:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
-Ah! -GINO STRAINS | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:37:41 | 0:37:45 | |
HE SPEAKS IN ITALIAN | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
GINO STRAINS | 0:37:51 | 0:37:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
-Left one or the right one. -I don't fool around with it either. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
-Ooh! -WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Oh, no, no... | 0:38:11 | 0:38:12 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
-APPLAUSE -Merci. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Come on. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:26 | 0:38:27 | |
He doesn't. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
PIANO MUSIC STARTS | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
Mummy... | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
GENTLE LAUGHTER | 0:38:44 | 0:38:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Prego, silenzio. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
-Watch it! -LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
MUSIC RESUMES | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
# Partirono le rondini dal mio paese freddo | 0:39:42 | 0:39:49 | |
# E senza sole | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
# Cercando primavere di viole | 0:39:52 | 0:39:57 | |
# Nidi d'amore e di felicita | 0:39:59 | 0:40:07 | |
# La mia piccola rondine parti | 0:40:07 | 0:40:13 | |
# Senza lasciarmi un bacio | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
# Senza un addio parti | 0:40:17 | 0:40:23 | |
# Non ti scordar di me | 0:40:25 | 0:40:32 | |
# La vita mia legata a te | 0:40:32 | 0:40:39 | |
# Lo t'amo sempre piu | 0:40:39 | 0:40:46 | |
# Nel sogno mio rimani tu | 0:40:46 | 0:40:51 | |
# Non ti scordar di me | 0:40:53 | 0:40:59 | |
# La vita mia legata a te | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:02 | 0:41:07 | |
# C'e sempre un nido | 0:41:07 | 0:41:13 | |
# Nel mio cor per te | 0:41:13 | 0:41:18 | |
# Non ti scordar di me. # | 0:41:18 | 0:41:26 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:41:26 | 0:41:32 | |
The apogee, the apotheosis... | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
..of panegyric patriotism. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:41:52 | 0:41:53 | |
Mr John Inman and the multipotent Players' Theatre. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:58 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
# It's all right, it's all right now | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
# There's no need to worry any more | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
# I saw the army wasn't strong | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
# Everything was wrong until the day I came along | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
# Then the band played and they all hoorayed | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
# The guns fired a salvo of delight | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
# I joined the army yesterday | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
# So the army of today's all right. # | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
# There's something about a soldier | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
# There's something about a soldier | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
# There's something about a soldier that is fine, fine, fine | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
# He may be a Major General | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
# He may be a Sergeant Major | 0:42:47 | 0:42:48 | |
# He may be simple private of the line, line, line | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
# But there's something about his bearing | 0:42:52 | 0:42:53 | |
# There's something about his bearing | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
# There's something about his buttons all a shine, shine, shine | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
# Oh, a military chest seems to suit the ladies best | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
# There's something about a soldier that is fine, fine, fine. # | 0:43:02 | 0:43:06 | |
# When the man o' war or merchant ship comes sailing into port | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
# The jolly tar with joy will sing out land ahoy! | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
# With his pockets full of money and a parrot in a cage | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
# He smiles at all the pretty girls upon the landing stage | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
# All the nice girls love a sailor | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
# All the nice girls love a tar | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
# For there's something about a sailor | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
# Well, you know what sailors are | 0:44:07 | 0:44:11 | |
# Bright and breezy, free and easy | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
# He's the ladies' pride and joy | 0:44:14 | 0:44:17 | |
# He falls in love with Kate and Jane | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
-# Then he's off to sea again -Ship ahoy, ship ahoy | 0:44:19 | 0:44:25 | |
# All the nice girls love a sailor | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
# All the nice girls love a tar | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
# For there's something about a sailor | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
# Well, you know what sailors are | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
# Bright and breezy, free and easy | 0:44:38 | 0:44:42 | |
# He's the ladies' pride and joy | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
# He falls in love with Kate and Jane | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
# Then he's off to sea again Ship ahoy, ship ahoy. # | 0:44:48 | 0:44:53 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAY RULE, BRITANNIA | 0:45:07 | 0:45:11 | |
# Sons of the sea all British-born | 0:45:18 | 0:45:24 | |
# Sailing every ocean | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
# Laughing foes to scorn | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
# They may build their ships, my lads | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
# And think they know the game | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
# But they can't build the boys of the bulldog breed | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
# Who made old England's name | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
# Sons of the sea | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:45:48 | 0:45:52 | |
# Sailing every ocean | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:45:55 | 0:45:59 | |
# They may build their ships, my lads | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
# But they can't build the boys of the bulldog breed | 0:46:05 | 0:46:09 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this. # | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
# It's a long way to Tipperary | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
# It's a long way to go | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
# It's a long way to Tipperary | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
# To the sweetest girl I know | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
# Goodbye, Piccadilly | 0:47:03 | 0:47:07 | |
# Farewell, Leicester Square | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
# It's a long, long way to Tipperary | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
# But my heart's right there. # | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
# Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile | 0:47:17 | 0:47:24 | |
# While you've a lucifer to light your fag | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
# Smile, boys, that's the style | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
# What's the use of worrying? | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
# It never was worthwhile | 0:47:34 | 0:47:37 | |
# So pack up your troubles in your old kit bag | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
# And smile, smile, smile. # | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
# Rule, Britannia | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
# Britannia, rule the waves | 0:47:48 | 0:47:53 | |
# Britain never, never, never shall be slaves. # | 0:47:53 | 0:48:01 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:48:05 | 0:48:09 | |
There's just time to ask Mr John Inman | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
to lead the company and yourselves in the last chorus for tonight, | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
down at The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr John Inman, the entire company, | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and indefatigable orchestra... | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
..but chiefly... | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
-ALL: -Yourselves! | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
# Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:48:41 | 0:48:44 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:48:44 | 0:48:49 | |
# Come, come drink some port wine with me | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
# Hear the little German band umpapapa umpapapa | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:48:59 | 0:49:03 | |
# Do, do, come and have a drink or two | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
# Bush-Bush! # | 0:49:10 | 0:49:13 |