09/07/1980 The Good Old Days


09/07/1980

Similar Content

Browse content similar to 09/07/1980. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

# Daisy, Daisy!

0:00:060:00:10

# Give me your answer do!

0:00:100:00:15

# I'm half crazy

0:00:150:00:19

# All for the love of you

0:00:190:00:23

# It won't be a stylish marriage

0:00:230:00:28

# I can't afford a carriage

0:00:280:00:32

# But you'll look sweet up on the seat

0:00:320:00:37

# Of a bicycle made for two! #

0:00:370:00:42

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:440:00:48

# The moonlight blossoms only come out at night, you know

0:00:540:00:57

# We're moonlight blossoms beneath the electric light we grow

0:00:570:01:01

# We bloom all night and in the morning's dew

0:01:010:01:04

# The poppies are busy in gathering up

0:01:040:01:06

# The moonlight's bloom

0:01:060:01:08

# The poppies are busy in gathering up the moonlight's bloom. #

0:01:080:01:14

# I used to sigh for the silvery moon

0:01:140:01:21

# I used to spoon in the bright moonlight

0:01:210:01:29

# And when the moon was out of sight

0:01:290:01:37

# I used to sing to my Mandy Lou

0:01:370:01:44

# My heart is sad

0:01:440:01:47

# But my love is true

0:01:470:01:51

# I've changed my tune

0:01:510:01:54

# We were wed in June

0:01:540:01:58

# We've a new moon now

0:01:580:02:02

# It's a honeymoon. #

0:02:020:02:07

# By the light of the silvery moon

0:02:070:02:13

# I want to spoon

0:02:130:02:17

# To the honey I'll croon love's tune

0:02:170:02:20

# Honey moon keep shining in June

0:02:210:02:27

# Your silvery beams will bring love dreams

0:02:270:02:31

# We'll be cuddling soon

0:02:310:02:34

# By the silvery moon. #

0:02:340:02:38

# Moon of love

0:02:420:02:47

# Romantic gypsy moon

0:02:470:02:54

# Shine above

0:02:540:02:59

# Your light will fade too soon

0:02:590:03:05

# Life is fair

0:03:050:03:12

# A path with roses strewn

0:03:120:03:17

# When you're there

0:03:170:03:23

# Romantic gypsy moon

0:03:230:03:30

# Romantic gypsy moon. #

0:03:320:03:37

# I'm such a silly when the moon comes out

0:03:400:03:43

# I hardly seem to know what I'm about

0:03:430:03:46

# Skipping or hopping never, never stopping

0:03:460:03:50

# I can't keep still although I try

0:03:500:03:53

# I'm all a-quiver when the moon beams glance

0:03:530:03:56

# That is the moment when I long to dance

0:03:560:04:00

# I can never close a sleepy eye

0:04:000:04:03

# When the moon comes creeping up the sky

0:04:030:04:06

# When the moon comes creeping

0:04:060:04:08

# When the moon comes creeping

0:04:080:04:10

# When the moon comes creeping up the sky

0:04:100:04:15

# The sky. #

0:04:150:04:20

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:200:04:24

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:330:04:37

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:04:430:04:46

Once again,

0:04:460:04:48

good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

0:04:480:04:54

-AUDIENCE:

-Good evening!

0:04:540:04:57

-Etymologically... AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:04:570:04:59

It's the science of words.

0:04:590:05:02

..joyous in jubilant gemination...

0:05:020:05:06

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:05:060:05:07

..Miss Julia Sutton and Miss Sheila Bernette.

0:05:070:05:14

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:140:05:16

-# Ladies on the spree

-And that's including me

0:05:190:05:23

# We just had a beano

0:05:230:05:24

# A grand one, well we know!

0:05:240:05:27

# Two big brakes we hired

0:05:270:05:28

# Just what we required

0:05:280:05:30

# Caused a hurly-burly

0:05:300:05:31

# We started so early

0:05:310:05:33

# Two young men for drivers

0:05:330:05:35

# Two young men we knew

0:05:350:05:36

# We can hardly tell you what them chaps went through

0:05:360:05:39

# Started off a treat

0:05:390:05:41

# Crowds was in the street

0:05:410:05:43

# People stared who saw us coming

0:05:430:05:44

# Especially when they heard us humming

0:05:440:05:46

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay

0:05:460:05:48

# Out for a jolly old day

0:05:480:05:49

# And nobody cares what people think or say

0:05:490:05:52

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:05:520:05:56

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay

0:05:560:05:59

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay

0:05:590:06:01

# Out for a jolly old day

0:06:010:06:02

# And nobody cares what people think or say

0:06:020:06:05

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:06:050:06:09

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay!

0:06:090:06:12

# We got landed down in some one-eyed town

0:06:120:06:15

# Livened up the locals

0:06:150:06:17

# And chiacked the yokels

0:06:170:06:19

# Treated some to beer

0:06:190:06:20

-# Did they jib?

-No fear!

-No

0:06:200:06:22

# They could mop their liquor in no time or quicker

0:06:220:06:25

# Someone wanted music

0:06:250:06:27

# One young fella there

0:06:270:06:28

# On his concertina played The Maiden's Prayer

0:06:280:06:31

-# Pretty thing

-But slow

-Yeah

0:06:310:06:34

# We said 'arf a mo

0:06:340:06:36

# Stood the yokels up before us then we told them all this chorus

0:06:360:06:41

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay

0:06:410:06:42

# Out for the jolly all day

0:06:420:06:44

# And nobody cares what people think or say

0:06:440:06:47

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:06:470:06:50

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay

0:06:500:06:53

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay!

0:06:530:06:55

# Out for the jolly old day

0:06:550:06:57

# Nobody cares what people think or say

0:06:570:06:59

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:06:590:07:03

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay!

0:07:030:07:06

# Two old boys in smocks gave Aunt Liza shocks

0:07:060:07:09

# She said, how audacious they're night-shirts, good gracious

0:07:090:07:13

# Fancy wearing those outside all your clothes

0:07:130:07:16

-# Straight! They must be simple

-Or touched in the pimple!

-Yeah

0:07:160:07:19

# We was picking cowslips moo-cow came along

0:07:190:07:22

# Wagged its apparatus We thought, oh, something's wrong

0:07:220:07:25

-# Frightened?

-Not the least!

-No, tamed the savage beast

0:07:250:07:29

# If you ask us how we do it

0:07:290:07:31

# Simply sang this chorus to it

0:07:310:07:35

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay

0:07:350:07:37

# Out for the jolly old day

0:07:370:07:39

# Nobody cares what people think or say

0:07:390:07:41

# Go away!

0:07:410:07:43

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:07:430:07:45

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay

0:07:450:07:48

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay out for the jolly old day

0:07:480:07:51

# And nobody cares what people think or say

0:07:510:07:55

# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way

0:07:550:07:58

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i

0:07:580:07:59

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i

0:07:590:08:01

# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay. #

0:08:010:08:04

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:040:08:07

What you might call a couple of scrubbers.

0:08:180:08:21

-And now, a heart-throb for the ladies. AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:08:220:08:26

-That enthrallingly threnodic... AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:08:260:08:32

HE LAUGHS

0:08:320:08:34

..troubadour, Mr Vince Hill.

0:08:340:08:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:380:08:41

# Let's all get up and sing to a song that was a hit

0:08:450:08:49

# Before your mother was born

0:08:490:08:52

# Though she was born a long, long time ago

0:08:520:08:55

# Your mother should know

0:08:550:08:58

# Oh, your mother should know

0:08:580:09:03

# Your mother should know

0:09:030:09:05

# Oh, yes your mother should know. #

0:09:050:09:08

# You made me love you

0:09:120:09:17

# I didn't want to do it

0:09:170:09:19

# I didn't want to do it

0:09:190:09:21

# You made me want you

0:09:230:09:28

# And all the time you knew it

0:09:280:09:30

# I guess you always knew it

0:09:300:09:32

# You made me happy

0:09:320:09:36

# Sometimes you made me sad

0:09:360:09:42

# But there were times, dear

0:09:420:09:47

# Oh, you made me feel so glad

0:09:470:09:51

# You made me sigh for I didn't want to tell you

0:09:510:09:59

# I didn't want to tell you

0:09:590:10:02

# I want some love that's true

0:10:020:10:07

# Yes, I do, indeed I do

0:10:070:10:10

# You know I do

0:10:100:10:11

# Come on and give me give me give me, give me

0:10:110:10:15

# What I sigh for

0:10:150:10:16

# You know you got the kind of kisses that I'd die for

0:10:160:10:22

# You know you made me love you. #

0:10:220:10:28

# But love to you was just a game

0:10:310:10:34

# Of kiss and run away

0:10:340:10:37

# I thought you were my sweetheart

0:10:370:10:41

# Now you turn to me and say

0:10:410:10:47

# I don't want to play in your yard

0:10:490:10:54

# I don't like you any more

0:10:540:10:59

# You'll be sorry when you see me

0:10:590:11:04

# Swinging on my cellar door

0:11:040:11:08

# You can't holler down my rain barrel

0:11:080:11:14

# You can't climb my apple tree

0:11:140:11:18

# I don't want to play in your yard

0:11:180:11:23

# If you can't be good to me

0:11:230:11:29

# So I must try and be as good as any boy can be

0:11:290:11:36

# I'll start right now by telling you just what you mean to me. #

0:11:360:11:44

# Cos you are my honey honeysuckle

0:11:460:11:54

# I am the bee

0:11:540:11:57

# Da-da-da-da

0:11:570:11:59

# I'd like to sip the honey sweet

0:11:590:12:04

# From those red lips you see

0:12:040:12:09

# I want you dearly dearly

0:12:090:12:14

# And I want you to love me

0:12:140:12:19

# You are my honey honeysuckle

0:12:190:12:25

# I am the bee

0:12:250:12:28

Everybody, sing it!

0:12:280:12:30

# You are my honey honeysuckle

0:12:300:12:35

# I am the bee

0:12:350:12:39

# Ra-da-da-da

0:12:390:12:41

# I'd like to sip the honey sweet

0:12:410:12:45

# From those red lips you see

0:12:450:12:52

# I want you dearly dearly

0:12:520:12:55

# And I want you to love me

0:12:550:13:01

# You are my honey honeysuckle

0:13:010:13:06

# I am the bee. #

0:13:060:13:12

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:140:13:18

Thank you!

0:13:180:13:20

Culture...

0:13:350:13:37

Culture illumines a labyrinthine symposium...

0:13:370:13:41

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:13:410:13:43

..of classical charivaria...

0:13:430:13:47

The professor of Nuts and Bolts!

0:13:470:13:52

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:530:13:57

LAUGHTER

0:13:590:14:01

Ladies and gentlemen, this evening I'm presenting

0:14:030:14:08

an interlude of classical music -

0:14:080:14:10

but may I first of all introduce my special assistant, Ronaldo?

0:14:100:14:14

APPLAUSE

0:14:140:14:17

My colleague, Dr Bolts.

0:14:200:14:23

APPLAUSE

0:14:250:14:27

My consultant...

0:14:320:14:34

My consultant in music...

0:14:360:14:39

APPLAUSE

0:14:390:14:42

Ladies and gentlemen....

0:14:440:14:46

LAUGHTER

0:14:460:14:48

The...

0:14:500:14:53

Ladies and gentlemen, the 12th Street Rag.

0:14:560:14:59

SQUEAKING

0:15:560:15:59

Boo!

0:16:050:16:08

TWEETING

0:16:330:16:38

CUCKOO

0:16:480:16:51

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:17:570:18:00

Ladies and gentlemen...

0:18:140:18:16

Ladies and gentlemen, may we engage you in a short vocalisation?

0:18:160:18:21

HE SCATS

0:18:250:18:30

HE CONTINUES TO SCAT

0:18:480:18:53

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:080:19:12

Ineffably luminescent...

0:19:290:19:32

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:19:320:19:34

..lark-like in limpidity.

0:19:340:19:37

A very, very warm welcome for Miss Lorna Dallas!

0:19:370:19:43

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:430:19:45

# Ah, my heart is back in Napoli

0:19:490:19:54

# Dear Napoli dear Napoli

0:19:540:19:58

# And I seem to hear again in dreams

0:19:580:20:01

# Her revelry her sweet revelry

0:20:010:20:07

# The mandolinas playing sweet

0:20:070:20:10

# The pleasant sound of dancing feet

0:20:100:20:14

# Oh, could I return

0:20:140:20:16

# Oh, joy complete

0:20:160:20:19

# Napoli, Napoli

0:20:190:20:23

# Napoli

0:20:230:20:28

# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing, boom, boom, ay

0:20:300:20:33

# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing Mandolinas gay

0:20:330:20:36

# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing, boom, boom, ay

0:20:360:20:40

# La, la, la, ha, ha, ha zing, boom, ay

0:20:400:20:43

# La, la, la, la, ha, ha, ha zing, zing, ay

0:20:430:20:47

# La-la-la-la

0:20:490:20:51

# La-la-la-la

0:20:530:20:56

# Zing, zing, la, ha

0:20:560:20:59

# Zing, zing, zing, zing

0:20:590:21:01

# Zing, zing, zing

0:21:010:21:05

# Ah-h-h-h-h

0:21:050:21:11

SHE VOCALISES

0:21:110:21:15

# La, la, la, la zing, zing, ay. #

0:21:210:21:29

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:300:21:35

# Don't know how it happened quite

0:21:470:21:52

# May have been the summer night

0:21:520:21:59

# May have been

0:21:590:22:01

# Well, who can say

0:22:010:22:04

# Things just happen anyway

0:22:040:22:10

# All I know is I said yes

0:22:100:22:16

# Hesitating more or less

0:22:160:22:22

# And you kissed me where I stood

0:22:220:22:28

# Just like any fella would

0:22:280:22:35

# And when I told them

0:22:350:22:42

# How wonderful you are

0:22:420:22:47

# They didn't believe me

0:22:470:22:53

# They didn't believe me

0:22:530:22:59

# Your lips, your eyes your curly hair

0:22:590:23:05

# Are in a class beyond compare

0:23:050:23:08

# You're the loveliest thing that one could see

0:23:100:23:18

# And when I tell them

0:23:190:23:26

# And I'm certainly going to tell them

0:23:260:23:32

# That you're the man who's wife one day I'll be

0:23:320:23:43

# They'll never believe me

0:23:430:23:51

# They'll never believe me

0:23:510:23:58

# That from this great big world

0:23:580:24:03

# You've chosen...

0:24:030:24:15

# ..me. #

0:24:150:24:24

APPLAUSE

0:24:240:24:28

# I'll find my man you'll see

0:24:330:24:40

# One kiss one man to save it for

0:24:400:24:47

# One love for him alone

0:24:470:24:53

# One word one vow and nothing more

0:24:530:25:00

# To tell him I'm his own

0:25:000:25:06

# One magic night within his arms

0:25:060:25:13

# With passion's flower unfurled

0:25:130:25:20

# For I will try to love only one man

0:25:200:25:29

# And no other man in the world. #

0:25:290:25:43

-Saltatory... AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:26:050:26:10

-Dancing.

-Ah!

0:26:100:26:12

Incantatory... Singing.

0:26:120:26:16

Tantalising... You know that means.

0:26:170:26:21

-Triplicity...

-Three!

-A threesome.

0:26:210:26:24

Mr Norman Warwick, Mr Peter Sutherland and Miss Sheila Bernette.

0:26:250:26:31

# Queenie Bee lived o'er the lee

0:26:460:26:48

# And she was a bonny little honey bee

0:26:480:26:50

# Billy Bumble used to mumble round the rosemary where she would

0:26:500:26:55

-# Meet him

-greet him

-And then treat him

0:26:550:26:57

# To some honey sprees

0:26:570:26:59

# Then start a-buzzin' in a dozen different lovin' keys

0:26:590:27:07

-# Be my little baby bumble bee

-Buzz around buzz around

0:27:070:27:12

# Keep a-buzzin' round

0:27:120:27:13

# Bring home all the honey love to me

0:27:130:27:15

# Little bee, little bee little bee

0:27:150:27:17

# Let me spend those happy hours

0:27:170:27:19

# Roving with you amongst the flowers

0:27:190:27:22

# And when we get where no-one else can see

0:27:220:27:24

# Cuddle up, cuddle up cuddle up

0:27:240:27:27

# Be my little baby bumble bee

0:27:270:27:29

# Buzz around, buzz around Keep a-buzzin' round

0:27:290:27:31

# We'll be just has happy as can be

0:27:310:27:34

# You and me, you and me, you and me

0:27:340:27:36

# Honey keep a-buzzin' please

0:27:360:27:38

# I've got a dozen cousin bees

0:27:380:27:40

# But I want you to be my baby bumble bee

0:27:400:27:45

-# Oh!

-Buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

0:27:450:27:47

-# Buzz, buzz, buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz, buzz, buzz

0:27:470:27:50

# Willie he flew o'er the lee to call on her mama and her papa bee

0:27:500:27:53

# Papa bee said

0:27:530:27:55

# Goodness me and mama said

0:27:550:27:58

# We'll see if you can pay your way for every day

0:27:580:28:02

# The price of honey grows dear

0:28:020:28:04

# But little Queenie said

0:28:040:28:05

# That's for Sweeney

0:28:050:28:07

# And whispered in his ear

0:28:070:28:12

# Be my little baby bumble bee

0:28:120:28:14

# Buzz around, buzz around keep a-buzzin' round

0:28:140:28:17

# Bring home all the honey love, to me

0:28:170:28:19

# Little bee, little bee little bee

0:28:190:28:21

# Let me spend the happy hours roving with you amongst the flowers

0:28:210:28:25

# And when we get where no-one else can see

0:28:250:28:28

# Cuddle up, cuddle up cuddle up

0:28:280:28:31

# Be my little baby bumble bee

0:28:310:28:33

# Buzz around, buzz around keep a-buzzin' round

0:28:330:28:36

# We'll be just has happy as can be

0:28:360:28:38

# You and me, you and me you and me

0:28:380:28:40

# Honey keep a-buzzin' please

0:28:400:28:42

# I've got a dozen cousin bees

0:28:420:28:44

# But I want you to be my baby bumble bee

0:28:440:28:49

-# Oh! Buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz, buzz, buzz

0:28:490:28:51

-# Buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz,

-buzz buzz, buzz, buzz

0:28:510:28:56

# If you would only be my lovely bubbly bumble bee

0:28:570:29:00

# Bringing the honey home to lovely bubbly bee

0:29:020:29:05

# If you get your stinger out believe me honey I will shout

0:29:120:29:14

LAUGHTER

0:29:140:29:16

# The future seems to be all milk and honey for you and me

0:29:160:29:21

-# Raising a family

-A bee for you and a bee for me

0:29:210:29:23

# Honey keep on buzzing please

0:29:230:29:25

# I've got lots of cousin bees

0:29:250:29:27

# But I want you to be my baby bumble...

0:29:270:29:30

# I want you to be my baby bumble bee

0:29:300:29:32

# I want you to be my baby bumble

0:29:320:29:34

# I want you to be my baby bumble bee

0:29:340:29:37

# I want you to be my baby bumble

0:29:370:29:39

# Bee! #

0:29:390:29:41

Oh!

0:29:410:29:42

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:430:29:47

Numinous in nonpareil...

0:29:580:30:02

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:30:020:30:04

Matchless.

0:30:040:30:06

..nostalgic inundation.

0:30:060:30:09

Once again, Mr Vince Hill!

0:30:090:30:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:130:30:16

# Roses are shining in Picardy

0:30:230:30:30

# In the hush of that silver dew

0:30:300:30:36

# Roses are flowering in Picardy

0:30:400:30:47

# But there's never a rose like you

0:30:470:30:55

# And the roses will die with the summertime

0:30:550:31:03

# And our roads they may be far apart

0:31:050:31:13

# But there's one rose that dies not in Picardy

0:31:140:31:21

# It's the rose that I keep in my heart

0:31:230:31:30

# La-da-da-dee

0:31:300:31:36

# La-da-da

0:31:360:31:39

# Oh, in that hush of that silver dew

0:31:390:31:47

Do you know it?

0:31:470:31:49

# Roses are flowering in Picardy

0:31:490:31:57

# But there's never a rose like you

0:31:570:32:04

# And the roses will die with the summertime

0:32:060:32:13

# And our roads they may be far apart

0:32:150:32:23

# But there's one rose that dies not in Picardy

0:32:240:32:32

# It's the rose that I keep in my...

0:32:320:32:44

# ..heart. #

0:32:440:32:52

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:520:32:55

Thank you.

0:32:590:33:00

Gregarious garrulity...

0:33:150:33:19

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:33:190:33:20

..ribald reminiscences

0:33:200:33:23

from the one and only Mr Bernard Cribbins.

0:33:230:33:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:280:33:30

PULSATING RHYTHM

0:33:350:33:37

LAUGHTER

0:33:370:33:39

Every time. Every time!

0:33:390:33:41

You say you'll have it fixed, you never have it fixed.

0:33:410:33:43

-Cease.

-MUSIC STOPS

0:33:470:33:48

LAUGHTER

0:33:480:33:49

-What a wonderful, pulsating rhythm, Mr Chairman.

-Yes.

0:33:500:33:54

Doesn't it make you think of tropical islands?

0:33:540:33:57

Waving palm trees, golden sands, blue sea,

0:33:570:34:00

dusky maidens in grass skirts?

0:34:000:34:02

AUDIENCE SHOUT APPROVINGLY

0:34:020:34:04

Not me, no!

0:34:040:34:05

It's just as well. Just as well, cos I'm not going to do that number.

0:34:050:34:08

Anyway... I was, as you say, going to reminisce this evening,

0:34:080:34:11

-if that's all right with you?

-Yeah, fine.

0:34:110:34:12

Thank you very much, Mr Herrmann.

0:34:120:34:14

# When Hackenschmidt ran second in the Derby last July

0:34:200:34:24

# I was standing on the corner of the street

0:34:240:34:28

# And a fellow dressed in uniform could easily see that I

0:34:280:34:32

# Was standing at the corner of the street

0:34:320:34:36

# He treated me and told me that the country needed men

0:34:360:34:39

# In Life Guards clothes he said I'd look a treat

0:34:390:34:43

# And he gave to me a shilling and I signed my name and then

0:34:430:34:47

# I was standing at the corner of the street

0:34:470:34:51

# And for standing at the corner of the street

0:34:510:34:54

# They dressed me up with spurs upon me feet

0:34:540:34:58

# They put me on a horse's back to teach me how to ride

0:34:580:35:01

# When I fell off the riding master came to me and cried

0:35:010:35:06

# However did you come to be a soldier?!

0:35:060:35:09

# I replied...

0:35:090:35:11

# I was standing at the corner of the street... #

0:35:110:35:14

-Silly question, really, wasn't it?

-LAUGHTER

0:35:140:35:17

# Now years ago when just a lad instead of going to school

0:35:180:35:22

# I was

0:35:220:35:23

# Standing at the corner of the street... #

0:35:230:35:26

-How quick you are.

-LAUGHTER

0:35:260:35:27

# I landed there at ten o'clock I made it quite a rule to be

0:35:290:35:32

# Standing at the corner of the street

0:35:320:35:35

# Well, the teacher came and caught me

0:35:350:35:37

# I fair trembled at the knees

0:35:370:35:39

# You're late again! Then he kicked me with his feet... #

0:35:390:35:43

-WOMAN:

-A shame.

-Yes.

0:35:430:35:44

LAUGHTER

0:35:440:35:46

# He said pray tell me the reason

0:35:460:35:48

# And I answered if you please

0:35:480:35:50

# I was

0:35:500:35:52

# Standing at the corner of the street

0:35:520:35:54

# And for standing at the corner of the street

0:35:540:35:57

# In store for you he said, I've got a treat

0:35:570:36:01

# Then he laid me on a form and with his cane he gave a frown

0:36:010:36:05

# He put some stripes upon my pants

0:36:050:36:08

# They were pink, red, white and brown

0:36:080:36:11

# And after that for many a day instead of sitting down

0:36:110:36:14

# I was

0:36:140:36:16

# Standing at the corner of the street. #

0:36:160:36:18

I've just recovered, actually.

0:36:210:36:22

LAUGHTER

0:36:220:36:23

# Now the other day as usual instead of going a walk I was

0:36:230:36:28

# Standing at the corner of the street

0:36:280:36:31

# And two men came running up to me with faces white as chalk

0:36:310:36:35

# I was standing at the corner of the street

0:36:350:36:38

# They said a bull has just escaped He's absolutely mad

0:36:380:36:42

# He's knocked a dozen policemen off their feet

0:36:420:36:46

# And there's only one man strong enough

0:36:460:36:48

# To catch that bull they cried And he is

0:36:480:36:50

# Standing at the corner of the street

0:36:500:36:54

# Well, I was standing at the corner of the street... #

0:36:540:36:57

LAUGHTER

0:36:570:36:58

# And I said to them we'll soon stop his retreat

0:36:580:37:02

# Now one of you stand here like this

0:37:020:37:05

# And show him something red

0:37:050:37:07

# The other one must grab his horns

0:37:070:37:10

# And hold on to his head... #

0:37:100:37:11

LAUGHTER

0:37:110:37:12

# They both said where will you be?

0:37:120:37:15

# I turned round and said

0:37:150:37:18

# I'll be standing at the corner of the street. #

0:37:180:37:22

APPLAUSE

0:37:220:37:24

Well, now!

0:37:270:37:28

Well, now! Thank you. Thank you.

0:37:300:37:33

Now, it seems to me,

0:37:340:37:36

Mr Chairman, they're in the mood for a nice, rousing chorus number.

0:37:360:37:39

-Would you agree?

-I agree ho...wholeheartedly.

0:37:390:37:42

-Oh.

-LAUGHTER

0:37:420:37:44

That's nice, isn't it?

0:37:460:37:47

Ho-ho-heartedly, yes. Very good, yes.

0:37:470:37:49

Well, I would like you to approach this with gay abandonment,

0:37:490:37:52

-if that's all right?

-WOLF WHISTLE FROM AUDIENCE

0:37:520:37:54

Should be easy for you two, cos you look a bit gay,

0:37:540:37:56

and I think she's been abandoned.

0:37:560:37:57

-LAUGHTER

-Listen.

0:37:570:37:59

So, with the aid of Mr Bernard Herrmann and his sons of suction...

0:38:020:38:07

LAUGHTER

0:38:070:38:09

..we will now tear asunder the Marrow Song. Thank you, sir.

0:38:090:38:12

# Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know

0:38:190:38:22

# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show

0:38:220:38:26

# And when the story got around they came from far and wide

0:38:260:38:30

# And when they saw the size of it everybody cried

0:38:300:38:35

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:38:350:38:39

# I never seen one as big as that before

0:38:390:38:42

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:38:420:38:46

# It must be two feet long or even more

0:38:460:38:50

# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat

0:38:500:38:54

# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that

0:38:540:38:57

-# Ooooh... #

-Come on!

0:38:570:38:59

# What a beauty!

0:38:590:39:01

# I never seen one as big as that before

0:39:010:39:03

# Now he was leaning on the garden gate the other day

0:39:070:39:10

# And he beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way

0:39:100:39:14

# He took her down the garden and he showed it her with pride

0:39:140:39:18

# And when she saw the size of it...

0:39:180:39:20

# The little lady sighed

0:39:200:39:25

-# Ooooh! What a beauty... #

-Come on!

0:39:250:39:28

# I'd never seen one as big as that before... #

0:39:280:39:31

-Oh-oh!

-# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:39:310:39:35

# It must be two feet long or even more

0:39:350:39:38

# And it's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat

0:39:380:39:42

# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that

0:39:420:39:46

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:39:460:39:49

# I never seen one as big as that before

0:39:490:39:52

# Well, then the flower show was held

0:39:570:39:58

# And everybody went

0:39:580:40:00

# To see the great big marrow lying there inside the tent

0:40:000:40:03

# And then judges came along to give the prizes out

0:40:030:40:07

# They only took one look at it and they began to shout

0:40:070:40:13

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:40:130:40:17

# I've never seen one as big as that before

0:40:170:40:21

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:40:210:40:24

# It must be two feet long or even more

0:40:240:40:28

# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat

0:40:280:40:31

# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that

0:40:310:40:35

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:40:350:40:38

# I've never seen one as big as that before... #

0:40:380:40:40

One more!

0:40:400:40:42

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:40:420:40:45

# I've never seen one as big as that before

0:40:450:40:48

# Ooooh! What a beauty!

0:40:480:40:51

# It must be two feet long or even more

0:40:510:40:56

# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat

0:40:560:40:59

# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that

0:40:590:41:03

# Oooh! What a beauty!

0:41:030:41:05

# I've never seen one as big as that before

0:41:050:41:08

# Oh, no

0:41:080:41:10

# I've never seen one as big as that before. #

0:41:100:41:15

Lovely, thank you!

0:41:150:41:17

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Thank you!

0:41:170:41:19

Celebrating the songs of Mr Harry Champion,

0:41:310:41:35

the Players Theatre plus Mr John Rutland.

0:41:350:41:40

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:400:41:42

# Everybody knows him in his old brown hat

0:41:500:41:52

# That he's got on his pim-pim-pimple

0:41:520:41:54

# It only cost him a tenner down the Cut

0:41:540:41:56

# But it looks all right on his little wooden nut

0:41:560:41:58

# Oh, I say What do you think of that?

0:41:580:42:00

# If he can't get what he orders in a pot

0:42:000:42:02

# He'll have it in his old brown hat Well, why not?

0:42:020:42:04

# Have it in his old brown hat Well, why not?

0:42:040:42:06

# Have it in his old brown hat

0:42:060:42:07

# Where I live, my neighbours are a nice lot

0:42:070:42:09

# Specially when I'm out of doors

0:42:090:42:11

# They all treat me with great respect

0:42:110:42:12

# But they never say what's yours?

0:42:120:42:15

# If I walk in a public house they say look out he's here

0:42:150:42:18

# They grab their pots and glasses

0:42:180:42:19

# Shouting danger mind your beer Whoo!

0:42:190:42:21

# Everybody knows me in me old brown hat

0:42:210:42:23

# That I got upon me pim-pim-pimple

0:42:230:42:25

# It only cost me a tanner down the Cut

0:42:250:42:26

# But it looks all right on me little wooden nut

0:42:260:42:28

# Oh, I say

0:42:280:42:30

# What do you think of that?

0:42:300:42:31

# If I can't get what I order in a pot

0:42:310:42:33

-# I'll have it in me old brown hat

-Well, why not?

0:42:330:42:35

-# Have it in me old brown hat

-Well, why not?

0:42:350:42:37

# Have it in me old brown hat. #

0:42:370:42:39

# For I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am

0:42:390:42:42

# 'Enery the Eighth I am, I am

0:42:420:42:46

# I got married to the widow next door

0:42:460:42:49

# She's been married seven times before

0:42:490:42:53

-# Every one was an 'Enery

-'Enery

0:42:530:42:56

# She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam

0:42:560:42:59

-# I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery

-'Enery

0:42:590:43:03

# 'Enery the Eighth, I am. #

0:43:030:43:05

# What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South

0:43:060:43:09

# Blimey what a mouth he's got

0:43:090:43:10

# When he was a youngster, Oh, Lord Lovell

0:43:100:43:12

# His poor old mother used to feed him with a shovel

0:43:120:43:14

# What a gap! Poor chap!

0:43:140:43:15

# He's never been known to laugh

0:43:150:43:17

# For if he did it's a penny to a quid

0:43:170:43:19

# His face would fall in half

0:43:190:43:21

# Don't walk about without a cady on

0:43:210:43:23

# Ginger, you're balmy

0:43:230:43:24

# Get your 'air cut get your 'air cut

0:43:240:43:26

# Ginger, you're balmy! #

0:43:260:43:28

# Oh, I say What do you think of that?

0:43:280:43:30

# If I can't get what I order in a pot

0:43:300:43:32

-# I'll have it in me old brown hat

-Well, why not?

0:43:320:43:34

-# Have it in me old brown hat

-Well, why not?

0:43:340:43:37

# Have it in me old brown hat

0:43:370:43:38

# Daddle-daddle da-da daddle-daddle da-da

0:43:380:43:40

# Da-da, da-da Brown hat! #

0:43:400:43:42

APPLAUSE

0:43:420:43:43

# The wife and me and all the family

0:43:490:43:52

# Thought we'd have a spree one night

0:43:520:43:55

# We went out looking round about And we were all right

0:43:550:44:00

# I said Bet, let's hire a waggonette

0:44:000:44:03

# Give the kids a country drive

0:44:030:44:06

# She said, Dan, won't it be some fun?

0:44:060:44:09

# Bless my heart alive

0:44:090:44:12

# Off I went and got a natty lot

0:44:120:44:15

# And inside the family all got

0:44:150:44:18

# But when we drove about ten miles

0:44:180:44:21

# You shoulda seen our bloomin' dials

0:44:210:44:27

# Down fell the pony in a fit

0:44:270:44:30

# Then the waggonette broke down

0:44:300:44:33

# The pony's dead my old woman said

0:44:330:44:36

# We'll have to tramp it back to town

0:44:360:44:39

# No! No! No! No! everybody cried

0:44:390:44:42

# It's too far to roam

0:44:420:44:45

# So we 'arnessed me ol' girl in between the shafts

0:44:450:44:48

# And we made 'er pull the whole lot home

0:44:480:44:51

# We made her trot just like an 'ottentot

0:44:560:45:00

# With the blinkers round her eyes.

0:45:000:45:03

# The bit, oh Lor' we stuck it in her jaw

0:45:030:45:06

# It was just her size

0:45:060:45:08

# All down the street upon her hands and feet

0:45:080:45:12

# She pulled the waggonette all gay

0:45:120:45:15

# Take my tip When I gave 'er the whip

0:45:150:45:18

-# The kids they yelled

-Hooray!

0:45:180:45:21

# At the horses' trough I let her stop

0:45:210:45:23

# Took the bridle off and let her mop

0:45:230:45:27

# When we got home there was some wars

0:45:270:45:30

# We 'ad a fight, and all because...

0:45:300:45:34

# Down fell the pony in a fit

0:45:360:45:38

# Then the waggonette broke down

0:45:380:45:41

# The pony's dead my old woman said

0:45:410:45:44

# We'll have to tramp it back to town

0:45:440:45:47

# No! No! No! No! everybody cried

0:45:470:45:50

# It's too far to roam

0:45:500:45:53

# So we 'arnessed me ol' girl in between the shafts

0:45:530:45:55

# And we made her pull the whole lot home

0:45:550:45:58

# Yes, we made 'er pull the whole lot

0:45:580:46:00

# Made 'er pull the whole lot Made 'er pull the whole lot

0:46:000:46:03

# You should 'ave heard the language!

0:46:030:46:05

# Made 'er pull the whole lot 'ome. #

0:46:050:46:10

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:100:46:12

# Now there's one day a week when we feel a bit gay

0:46:190:46:23

-# That's Saturday

-Saturday?

0:46:230:46:26

# When we get our wages it's all hip-hooray

0:46:260:46:30

-# On Saturday

-Saturday!

0:46:300:46:32

# You go all the week, perhaps and can't get a sub

0:46:320:46:36

# But the day comes at last when your rofeties you rub

0:46:360:46:40

# And directly you gets it you're off to a pub

0:46:400:46:43

# On Saturday

0:46:430:46:45

# Oh, Saturday That's the day for me

0:46:470:46:51

# We have a fair old beano and we spend our LSD

0:46:520:46:56

# On Monday morning we are always B-R-O-K-E

0:46:560:47:00

# Oh, Saturday Lovely, lovely Saturday

0:47:000:47:06

# Saturday The day for... #

0:47:060:47:10

# Boiled beef and carrots Boiled beef and carrots

0:47:100:47:13

# That's the stuff for your Derby Kell

0:47:130:47:15

# Makes you fit and it keeps you well

0:47:150:47:17

# Don't live like vegetarians on food they give to parrots

0:47:170:47:20

# From morn till night blow out your kite

0:47:200:47:22

# On boiled beef and carrots. #

0:47:220:47:24

# I like pickled onions I like piccalilli

0:47:240:47:27

# Picked cabbage is all right

0:47:270:47:29

# With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night

0:47:290:47:31

# I can go tomatoes-es but what I do prefer

0:47:310:47:34

# Is a little bit of cucum, cucum-cucum

0:47:340:47:36

# A little bit of cucumber. #

0:47:360:47:38

# Any old iron, any old iron

0:47:380:47:40

# Any-any-any old iron

0:47:400:47:41

# You look neat Talk about a treat

0:47:410:47:43

# You look dapper from your napper to your feet

0:47:430:47:45

# Dressed in style Brand-new tile

0:47:450:47:47

# Father's old green tie on

0:47:470:47:48

# I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain

0:47:480:47:51

# Old iron, old iron

0:47:510:47:52

# Any old iron Any old iron

0:47:520:47:54

# Boiled beef and carrots

0:47:540:47:55

# A little bit of cucum, cucum-cucum

0:47:550:47:57

# Any, any, any What a mouth, any old iron

0:47:570:47:59

# Brown hat And his soul goes marching on

0:47:590:48:03

# Everybody knows me

0:48:030:48:06

# In me old brown hat

0:48:060:48:10

# Brown hat! #

0:48:100:48:11

CHEERING

0:48:110:48:13

Now, there's just time to ask Mr Bernard Cribbins

0:48:240:48:27

and Mr Vince Hill to lead the company and yourselves

0:48:270:48:29

in the last chorus for tonight, Down at the Old Bull and Bush.

0:48:290:48:32

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bernard Cribbins, Mr Vince Hill,

0:48:320:48:34

the entire company, Mr Bernard Herrmann,

0:48:340:48:37

and the entire and indefatigable orchestra.

0:48:370:48:40

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:400:48:42

But this time, simply...

0:48:420:48:44

-ALL:

-..yourselves!

0:48:440:48:46

# Come, come Come and make eyes at me

0:48:500:48:54

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Da-da, da-da-da

0:48:540:48:58

# Come, come drink some port wine with me

0:48:580:49:01

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush

0:49:010:49:03

# Hear the little German band

0:49:040:49:06

# Da-da-da, da-da-da-da

0:49:060:49:08

# Just let me hold your hand, dear

0:49:080:49:11

# Come, come

0:49:110:49:13

# Come and have a drink or two

0:49:130:49:15

# Down at the Old Bull and Bush

0:49:150:49:18

# Bush, Bush!

0:49:180:49:20

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:200:49:22

AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME WITH FINALE MUSIC

0:49:260:49:28

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS