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On the show tonight, France's most famous actor. Actually I'm fluent | :00:49. | :00:59. | |
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in French myself. Bonsoir Madame. Pretentious cow! | :01:02. | :01:12. | |
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Let's start the show! APPLAUSE | :01:17. | :01:27. | |
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Hello. Hello. Hello. Good evening. Good evening. | :01:34. | :01:35. | |
APPLAUSE Bonsoir, we have France's most | :01:35. | :01:40. | |
famous actor. Gerard Depardieu is here. Yes, he is here. Star of | :01:40. | :01:44. | |
Homeland, Damian Lewis is on the show, ladies and gentlemen. Yes! We | :01:44. | :01:51. | |
have music and chat from the wonderful, Olly Murs. | :01:51. | :01:57. | |
And joining us later from the set of the Hour, Dominic West will be | :01:57. | :02:07. | |
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here. Yes, he is. Oh. What a line up. Gerard Depardieu. I can't wait. | :02:07. | :02:12. | |
I can't wait to talk about all things French. Now thanks to the | :02:12. | :02:17. | |
Eurostar in a mere three hours you can be in a siding just outside | :02:17. | :02:22. | |
Ashford. Now, as you know, one of the biggest tourist attractions in | :02:22. | :02:27. | |
France is EuroDisney. Yeah, they celebrate all things Disney. Here | :02:27. | :02:31. | |
is the princess and the frog. Yeah. Just before she ripped its legs off | :02:32. | :02:40. | |
and ate them! LAUGHTER | :02:40. | :02:50. | |
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Of course, the French are famous for their coq au vin or dogging. | :02:53. | :02:54. | |
LAUGHTER When I go to France, I always drive | :02:54. | :02:58. | |
so you can stock up on booze and it is all tax free as long as it is | :02:58. | :03:03. | |
for personal use. Yeah, here is me coming back from Calais! | :03:03. | :03:05. | |
APPLAUSE But above all the French are so | :03:05. | :03:07. | |
passionate about their wine, aren't they? Here is some French wine | :03:07. | :03:13. | |
being made. Mm, and here is some English wine being made. | :03:13. | :03:20. | |
LAUGHTER You know it's true. | :03:20. | :03:28. | |
First it is Olly Murs. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | :03:28. | :03:34. | |
Graham, hi ya. Lovely to see you. | :03:34. | :03:44. | |
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And he is back in his homeland, it | :03:44. | :03:51. | |
is Damian Lewis. APPLAUSE | :03:51. | :04:01. | |
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And bon And bonjour, it is Gerard APPLAUSE | :04:12. | :04:19. | |
WHISTLING. Sorry, I was told to take the crack. | :04:19. | :04:20. | |
LAUGHTER The sofa is very euro sofa tonight | :04:21. | :04:24. | |
because... Yes, I understand. LAUGHTER | :04:24. | :04:27. | |
You have just arrived from Paris? Yes. Yes. Yes. | :04:27. | :04:31. | |
It is silly because you are not so confident with your English, are | :04:31. | :04:37. | |
you? I am not confident. I try to understand much better than I speak, | :04:37. | :04:42. | |
but I understand enough. If there are any problems we have a | :04:42. | :04:51. | |
translator for you. There she is. Bonjour. It is hard to be fat and | :04:51. | :04:58. | |
alone. LAUGHTER | :04:58. | :05:00. | |
I think he just got himself a date there! | :05:00. | :05:05. | |
Her name is Aurelie. Merci. | :05:05. | :05:10. | |
You have just come from Italy. Cei. | :05:10. | :05:13. | |
You are filming there and hence the slightly odd hair. | :05:13. | :05:17. | |
Yes, thanks. LAUGHTER | :05:17. | :05:20. | |
Thanks for bringing that up. I was expecting odder. I don't know | :05:20. | :05:25. | |
what Olly Murs excuse is, but keep going. | :05:25. | :05:32. | |
It was meant to look like Oll and it came out like this. I was the | :05:32. | :05:37. | |
pratt that said can you give me the authentic 18th century because I | :05:37. | :05:44. | |
have been filming Romeo And Juliet and they gave me one so I look like | :05:44. | :05:49. | |
a peanut. It is welcome to Olly Murs because | :05:49. | :05:55. | |
you have been in Germany. I have been in Germany. I have been | :05:55. | :06:02. | |
doing My Heart Skips A Beat in Germany. It was number one in the | :06:02. | :06:06. | |
iTunes market. It is the third biggest music market in the world | :06:06. | :06:12. | |
and I didn't know that. Damien and Olly, do you play play | :06:12. | :06:18. | |
play football together? Yes. He is very good. Head down. Soccer. They | :06:18. | :06:28. | |
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are talking about soccer. The English are very strong. | :06:30. | :06:31. | |
LAUGHTER I support Montpellier in France. | :06:31. | :06:33. | |
Montpellier. Because they are young and they | :06:33. | :06:40. | |
love the game. My sole is here! LAUGHTER | :06:40. | :06:50. | |
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LAUGHTER Later | :06:57. | :06:57. | |
Later on | :06:57. | :06:58. | |
Later on this | :06:58. | :06:58. | |
Later on this year | :06:58. | :07:00. | |
Later on this year Asterix & Obelix, you really are Obelix, it is back. | :07:00. | :07:10. | |
I don't remember being in that film, but... | :07:10. | :07:11. | |
LAUGHTER And this time you shot it in | :07:11. | :07:13. | |
Ireland? Yes. And you were in all the papers, you | :07:13. | :07:18. | |
were going to Ireland, wherein you? -- weren't you? Yes, I pee on the | :07:18. | :07:28. | |
plane, yes. APPLAUSE | :07:28. | :07:31. | |
I thought you were going to tell us a story, no that never happened. | :07:31. | :07:38. | |
You did pee on a plane? Of course. LAUGHTER | :07:38. | :07:41. | |
Because you can't stop when you have some - when you want to pee, | :07:41. | :07:49. | |
please, go pee. LAUGHTER | :07:49. | :07:55. | |
Nobody can stop you if you want to pee because you can die. I said, | :07:56. | :07:58. | |
"Please." LAUGHTER | :07:58. | :08:04. | |
Organic things, you know. She said, "No, I said give me a bottle." I | :08:04. | :08:14. | |
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pee on the plane and she said ha. I said I will clean it. | :08:15. | :08:17. | |
Oh too much for the bottle? much. | :08:17. | :08:24. | |
That can happen. APPLAUSE | :08:24. | :08:30. | |
The papers had a field day with it. The Sun had, "Gerard Depardieu has | :08:31. | :08:40. | |
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a wee issue. The Guardian went with, "Gerard | :08:42. | :08:46. | |
Depardieu accused of urinating on a plane." They didn't really get into | :08:46. | :08:56. | |
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the swing of it. The turn of the words, pee. | :08:56. | :09:01. | |
All boys have peed in a bottle. Everybody. I pee in the car. | :09:01. | :09:11. | |
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I have had half leakage before. stop there? | :09:12. | :09:16. | |
What do you mean half leakage? go for the toilet and you think you | :09:16. | :09:20. | |
are finished so you put it back in and zip and you look down and | :09:20. | :09:24. | |
realise that it is continuing to go and then the common thing that us | :09:24. | :09:31. | |
guys do, it is the tap. The tap was was splashing, yeah. | :09:31. | :09:35. | |
LAUGHTER It is true. It is true. Is it time | :09:35. | :09:44. | |
to sing yet? I understand. Yes. Damien is meant to say yes as well. | :09:44. | :09:50. | |
I don't know how girls manage. used to live in a mews house with a | :09:50. | :09:54. | |
cobbled street outside and I woke up and I had a vivid dream of | :09:54. | :09:58. | |
pissing in the street. I lay there and I just remembered turning, | :09:58. | :10:03. | |
getting out of my bedroom door, not turning right down to the bathroom, | :10:03. | :10:08. | |
but going left, opening the front door, going out into the middle of | :10:08. | :10:12. | |
the street and just peeing and went back to bed and going back to sleep | :10:13. | :10:18. | |
again. In the morning I was thinking, "Did that really happen?" | :10:18. | :10:22. | |
There was only one way to fin out. I walked out and had a look at the | :10:22. | :10:26. | |
street and four enough, four or five cobbled streets in the middle | :10:26. | :10:32. | |
of the street were a slightly darker colour than the rest. I was | :10:32. | :10:37. | |
sleep pissing. LAUGHTER | :10:38. | :10:41. | |
A very strange thing to do. I was going for a toilet in my | :10:41. | :10:45. | |
dream... Olly, that's just wetting the bed! | :10:45. | :10:55. | |
That's what happened. APPLAUSE | :10:55. | :10:56. | |
Gerard Depardieu, Oscar-nominated, over over 180 films. | :10:56. | :11:06. | |
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Wow. APPLAUSE | :11:10. | :11:13. | |
And yet, but reading about your childhood, you know when you were | :11:13. | :11:16. | |
young, there was no, it seems like, there was no clue that you would | :11:16. | :11:18. | |
have a life as an tack tor? -- actor? | :11:18. | :11:21. | |
It seemed to happen abruptly. don't know how it happened. Just to | :11:21. | :11:23. | |
speak and to meet the people because I loved the life and I | :11:23. | :11:28. | |
loved the people. I don't think I'm a good actor, you know. No, because | :11:28. | :11:38. | |
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I think that acting as soon as you dream to be an actor, you become | :11:38. | :11:48. | |
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very... Bad. Shit. He went with shit. I just believe. | :11:55. | :12:01. | |
I'm here. I don't know you. You know me by the pictures you see, | :12:01. | :12:06. | |
but you don't know me. It is interesting about people's | :12:06. | :12:10. | |
ambition because Damien, you wanted to be an actor from very small, | :12:10. | :12:16. | |
didn't you? About 16 when I decided. Weren't you smaller when you used | :12:16. | :12:26. | |
to dream of being on chat shows? You are right. | :12:26. | :12:27. | |
LAUGHTER Keep the cards. | :12:27. | :12:32. | |
Yes, I used to do silly voices in front of the bathroom mirror yeah | :12:32. | :12:38. | |
as a ten-year-old pretending I was yeah being interviewed by Terry | :12:38. | :12:41. | |
Wogan. What questions did he ask you at | :12:41. | :12:48. | |
ten? Can you now do an Irish actent. -- accent, to be sure, yes, I can. | :12:48. | :12:55. | |
Can you do your American accent? Yes, gee, sure I can. | :12:55. | :12:59. | |
And Olly, down the end, amazing what happened to you. I mean such | :12:59. | :13:04. | |
huge success in a relatively short space of time. | :13:04. | :13:09. | |
Yeah, 2009 I was on The X Factor which was a long time ago. | :13:09. | :13:15. | |
It really wasn't? No, it wasn't. The X Factor was not your first | :13:15. | :13:20. | |
appearance on a television programme, was it? No, it wasn't. | :13:20. | :13:25. | |
Because you were on Deal or No Deal? I was, back in the day. Don't | :13:25. | :13:29. | |
ask me why I won. We have a picture of you on the | :13:29. | :13:39. | |
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show. Oh... No, but you were one of those | :13:42. | :13:47. | |
idiots, how much were you offered at one point? �26,000. | :13:47. | :13:52. | |
It was one of the worst moments of my life. It really was and the | :13:52. | :13:56. | |
thing is it is one of those things, anyone that has done a TV show, you | :13:56. | :14:02. | |
come off it and as soon as I won a tenner, you are off. I was | :14:02. | :14:05. | |
contemplating the fact that I could have gone away with �26,000 and I | :14:05. | :14:10. | |
am sat on this coach with three other contestants and I have I have | :14:10. | :14:16. | |
got a guy called Johnny who won �45,000 and a woman who won �16,000 | :14:16. | :14:21. | |
and I'm sitting there with a tenner and they give you a certificate | :14:21. | :14:27. | |
that says, "Congratulations, you have won." And they write it in.," | :14:27. | :14:30. | |
"you have won �10." I had to wait for a cheque. | :14:31. | :14:40. | |
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No, they didn't just give you a tenner? | :14:41. | :14:42. | |
LAUGHTER Talking of business now because | :14:42. | :14:44. | |
Gerard Depardieu, you have many other interests. Yes. | :14:44. | :14:48. | |
Talk us through some of your businesses. | :14:48. | :14:49. | |
LAUGHTER Yes, business, yes. | :14:49. | :14:53. | |
Do you own an oil field in Cuba? Yes. | :14:53. | :15:00. | |
OK, just checking. LAUGHTER | :15:00. | :15:02. | |
Do you have a Romanian telecommunications and textiles | :15:02. | :15:05. | |
company? LAUGHTER | :15:06. | :15:08. | |
Do you have two restaurants? much more. | :15:08. | :15:17. | |
Oh much more? Four. Did you buy them when you sold sold | :15:17. | :15:27. | |
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your Romanian telecommunications... He has a fish mongers shop. | :15:30. | :15:37. | |
A fish mongers shop?. Yes, because I love the fishermen. I am not gay, | :15:37. | :15:44. | |
but I could be gay. APPLAUSE | :15:44. | :15:50. | |
They can catch me! LAUGHTER | :15:51. | :15:53. | |
We must talk about your great passion for food and wine? Yes. | :15:53. | :15:57. | |
Which are your big loves? Much more than Jamie Oliver. | :15:57. | :16:01. | |
LAUGHTER Much more. | :16:01. | :16:11. | |
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Yes. OK. Much more, much more. OK and then we wink. | :16:15. | :16:17. | |
LAUGHTER I lost my teeth with a piece of | :16:17. | :16:25. | |
Jamie Oliver recipe. LAUGHTER | :16:26. | :16:32. | |
Oh dear. LAUGHTER | :16:32. | :16:35. | |
We all love food and wine. It is gorgeous, but the problem is with | :16:35. | :16:45. | |
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the food and wine it's the - do you have to worry about the... | :16:48. | :16:58. | |
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LAUGHTER The?. SPEAKS FRENCH | :17:06. | :17:10. | |
I would never have said that. I wouldn't. | :17:10. | :17:19. | |
Everybody ends up who are zontly as in -- who are zontly as in dead. | :17:19. | :17:27. | |
I really don't give a a shit. Did you go on a water diet once or | :17:27. | :17:31. | |
something? Yes, always. LAUGHTER | :17:31. | :17:39. | |
That must be terrible. No. It is wonderful because after water diet, | :17:39. | :17:49. | |
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you have two diets, one is nothing. And one, another one, is everything. | :17:50. | :17:53. | |
LAUGHTER That's starvation. You just drink | :17:53. | :18:00. | |
water, is that? I don't think there is a book in it. | :18:00. | :18:06. | |
LAUGHTER Day one... But fizzy. I am on a no | :18:07. | :18:10. | |
carbs diet. I went on holiday at the start of the year and you know | :18:10. | :18:14. | |
the paps are there taking pictures and I had a bit of a belly and I | :18:14. | :18:20. | |
decided that's it I'm I'm losing weight, I'm eating chicken breast | :18:20. | :18:26. | |
and cashew nuts for breakfast and steak and green beans for lunch and | :18:26. | :18:31. | |
salmon and chicken or something for evening. | :18:31. | :18:36. | |
That's sad. That's sad. No potatoes. | :18:36. | :18:39. | |
I want to be a closet, I don't want to be a closet. | :18:39. | :18:48. | |
He doesn't want to be a closet. LAUGHTER | :18:48. | :18:55. | |
You look lovely. He looks lovely, but after he will look like bull | :18:56. | :19:05. | |
bullshit. He will get older, you know... | :19:05. | :19:12. | |
The olderness is nothing. It is nothing. On your head, look you are | :19:12. | :19:18. | |
wonderful like that. Ah, thank you very much. | :19:18. | :19:25. | |
I am wonderful like that. You are. Now, we must sale brate the -- | :19:25. | :19:35. | |
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celebrate the great success of the award-winning Homeland. | :19:37. | :19:39. | |
APPLAUSE It is has already been a huge hit | :19:39. | :19:41. | |
in the States and it has gone incredibly well here. People are | :19:41. | :19:45. | |
loving it here. Now, so far we know nothing so there are twelve | :19:45. | :19:49. | |
episodes, by the end do we know whether you have been turned on | :19:49. | :19:55. | |
not? When you say turned? Well, you know, are you looking for the other | :19:55. | :20:01. | |
side? Are you a double agent? will be psychologically and | :20:01. | :20:05. | |
emotionally devastating. So no, we don't? | :20:05. | :20:09. | |
Because there is another series? There will be resolution of some | :20:09. | :20:14. | |
kind. I think think it will be satisfying for people and I think | :20:14. | :20:17. | |
there are one or two surprises along the way between now and then, | :20:18. | :20:22. | |
but it will leave itself open. Because there is a season two? | :20:22. | :20:25. | |
return, yes. Are you in season two? I can't tell | :20:25. | :20:32. | |
you that. Is Claire Dane ins season two? | :20:32. | :20:41. | |
She is very attractive as well, isn't she? | :20:41. | :20:44. | |
Danesy. Yes, she is. | :20:44. | :20:53. | |
Are you going to tweet her for a date? The balls on you you, I love | :20:53. | :21:01. | |
it.. Were you drunk when you sent that tweet? I thought Cheryl Cole | :21:01. | :21:10. | |
has just tweeted me. Back in Homeland land a lot of the series | :21:10. | :21:16. | |
is for an tack tor, those -- actor, those long torturous scenes. It | :21:16. | :21:24. | |
must be hard to come home and have a beer and watch Wheel Of Fortune? | :21:24. | :21:28. | |
I find it hard reving myself up again to go back to work. I slip | :21:28. | :21:33. | |
out of it too quickly and then I have to get myself up early and | :21:33. | :21:41. | |
really focus on getting back, engaged like hanging up side down | :21:41. | :21:45. | |
cell in a cell in Iraq. How long does that take? It is not | :21:45. | :21:52. | |
safe, that's why they call it torture? You always end up doing it | :21:52. | :21:58. | |
for longer than you are supposed to. I swam in a lake in Band of | :21:58. | :22:02. | |
Brothers and they smothered me in goose fat. They said you have to | :22:02. | :22:08. | |
swim for two minutes and you are out of it for 20, but you are in it | :22:08. | :22:16. | |
for 20 and out of it for two as they are going, "Can you swim swim | :22:16. | :22:21. | |
around it one more time, please?" That always happens in these jobs. | :22:21. | :22:26. | |
We have a clip from next Sunday's episode and it is where we start to | :22:26. | :22:34. | |
see more of your character's dark It will get you out of the house | :22:34. | :22:44. | |
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more. Are you hungry? I'm starving. GUN SHOTS | :22:45. | :22:53. | |
Brody. Brody. What's going on? Is everybody all right? I killed the | :22:53. | :22:58. | |
deer. Give me the gun, Brody. Back off. | :22:58. | :23:01. | |
Go back inside, Chris. Everything is going to be fine. | :23:01. | :23:05. | |
Come on Chris, let's go inside. Everything will be OK. | :23:05. | :23:08. | |
Tell everybody to go home. Just go, please. | :23:08. | :23:15. | |
Do what she says. Make sure Chris stays inside, I don't want him | :23:15. | :23:19. | |
coming back out here. What do you think I'm going to do? | :23:19. | :23:23. | |
I don't think you're going to do anything. | :23:23. | :23:27. | |
I'm going to get a shovel and clean up this beast before the flies get | :23:27. | :23:34. | |
to it. APPLAUSE | :23:34. | :23:36. | |
That clip probably made you you hungry! | :23:36. | :23:40. | |
LAUGHTER Barbecue. It was wonderful food on | :23:40. | :23:44. | |
the series. It was a series, that? Yes. It is a series. | :23:44. | :23:51. | |
It is much better than the movie. LAUGHTER | :23:51. | :23:53. | |
TV is producing all this amazing stuff. Wonderful. | :23:53. | :23:58. | |
Thank you. It means a lot to me coming from you. | :23:58. | :24:08. | |
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Doesn't President Obama... It turns out that it is his favourite show. | :24:10. | :24:11. | |
LAUGHTER I'm sorry, I'm sorry, President | :24:11. | :24:15. | |
Obama does like the show? He does like the show. The big news, you | :24:15. | :24:19. | |
ain't give a toss, but he has invited me to the White House for | :24:19. | :24:25. | |
dinner. Wow. | :24:25. | :24:29. | |
That's amazing. Congratulations. He just, he loves this show so much. | :24:29. | :24:33. | |
I'm going with Helen to the White House for dinner next Wednesday. | :24:33. | :24:37. | |
Wonderful. I'm going to fly to Washington and have dinner and fly | :24:37. | :24:41. | |
back. Do you know anything about the | :24:41. | :24:45. | |
dinner is it Michelle making omelettes, what is happening? | :24:45. | :24:52. | |
just the Obamas, the Lewiss and the Camerons in the kitchen. There will | :24:52. | :24:56. | |
be a thousand of his closest friends, but I don't care, I'm | :24:56. | :25:01. | |
going. How does that invitation happen? | :25:01. | :25:06. | |
just came through the door. Post? President Obama and Michelle invite | :25:06. | :25:14. | |
you to dinner. Here is our address. In a big white | :25:15. | :25:22. | |
house! Please park around the back! I I find that wonderful, but Mr | :25:22. | :25:32. | |
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Obama is a great president and he is right to invite William. | :25:33. | :25:37. | |
LAUGHTER Go with it! Yes. | :25:37. | :25:47. | |
No because you mix - you mix - I am just just leaving it. | :25:47. | :25:49. | |
APPLAUSE Have you met Obama? | :25:49. | :25:56. | |
Have you met the current Pope? The Pope. Not that current, the one | :25:56. | :25:57. | |
before. Old Pope? Yes. | :25:58. | :26:01. | |
You were fans -- you have fans everywhere. | :26:01. | :26:11. | |
:26:11. | :26:14. | ||
Have you enjoyed Gerard orally? LAUGHTER | :26:14. | :26:18. | |
Sorry. Now I'm told my final guest has arrived. This man has played | :26:18. | :26:25. | |
characters ranging from a spartan warrior to an alcoholic cop in The | :26:25. | :26:33. | |
Wire and now he is giving his new super villain. Please welcome | :26:33. | :26:43. | |
:26:43. | :26:49. | ||
Dominic West, everyone. APPLAUSE | :26:49. | :26:56. | |
There we go. There you go. LAUGHTER | :26:56. | :26:59. | |
It is like Loose Men! Are you exhausted? You have been | :26:59. | :27:03. | |
filming all day? I am not exhausted from the filming, I'm shaken up | :27:03. | :27:07. | |
from the Europeany here. We got -- journey here. We were going along, | :27:07. | :27:14. | |
we got stuck in traffic at Angel and I said, "Shall I get out and | :27:14. | :27:22. | |
get the Tube?". That sounds good? I'm exhausted from the journey. | :27:22. | :27:27. | |
Now Dominic, you clearly know Damien, because you went to school | :27:27. | :27:32. | |
together? We went to two schools. I went to drama school and secondary | :27:32. | :27:35. | |
school. I have been following him all my life. | :27:35. | :27:38. | |
Hang on, you were at Eton together. Yes. | :27:38. | :27:48. | |
:27:48. | :27:53. | ||
I have got a picture of you after drama school. You look like Il Divo. | :27:54. | :27:59. | |
Damien, you look like the man most likely to succeed. You Dominic, not | :27:59. | :28:03. | |
a hope. Whatever happened to him? He is working in a shop now. He is | :28:03. | :28:07. | |
never going to make it! Before you came on, we were talking about fans | :28:07. | :28:12. | |
like you know, President Obama likes the Homeland, but you like to | :28:12. | :28:17. | |
interact with your fans online? yes, I said that, didn't I? Yes. | :28:17. | :28:25. | |
Yes. I did once. Yes. No, I was asked in an interview, "Do you | :28:25. | :28:32. | |
Google yourself?" I was at a loss. I said "of course, I Google | :28:32. | :28:37. | |
myself." When you have got a loss of things to do and she said, "What | :28:37. | :28:41. | |
do you mean?" I said you occasionally get on a forum and you | :28:41. | :28:44. | |
read things about yourself that you disagree and you think I'm going to | :28:44. | :28:53. | |
put this right. You may think I'm talentless, but I'm not fat! | :28:53. | :28:55. | |
LAUGHTER Do you ever get sucked in on | :28:55. | :28:58. | |
Twitter? You do. You can't help it though. It is anything and you are | :28:58. | :29:04. | |
doing something and you think you are doing an amazing job job X | :29:04. | :29:12. | |
factor and you will wet hundreds of tweets saying it is amaze amazing | :29:12. | :29:21. | |
and one that says no., "One says, "I hate Essex. I hate you that live | :29:21. | :29:28. | |
in it. I hope you die.". It didn't stick with it. | :29:28. | :29:30. | |
LAUGHTER It is like water off a duck's back! | :29:31. | :29:35. | |
I did find his house! LAUGHTER | :29:35. | :29:38. | |
No, you just retweet it. You can retweet it so your fans see. | :29:38. | :29:44. | |
In the forums do people believe it was you? No, I didn't get into it, | :29:44. | :29:50. | |
but people just thought I was some - well, they probably did think it | :29:50. | :29:54. | |
was me and they probably thought thought oh how sad, we will leave | :29:54. | :29:58. | |
him alone. I kept getting in trouble with | :29:58. | :30:02. | |
studios or TV networks saying, "Stop releasing the premiere dates | :30:02. | :30:06. | |
of our shows or the first transmission date because we want | :30:06. | :30:10. | |
it to be a big press release." I said, "I don't have a Twitter | :30:10. | :30:16. | |
account. It is not me." There is no control over the domain or the name | :30:16. | :30:21. | |
so anyone can be you. You can get it it verified. | :30:21. | :30:29. | |
I don't think you can anymore. Why? I don't know. | :30:29. | :30:31. | |
LAUGHTER I am going to ask this question, I | :30:31. | :30:33. | |
may regret it. Gerard, do you tweet? | :30:33. | :30:33. | |
LAUGHTER We're | :30:33. | :30:34. | |
We're OK. | :30:34. | :30:34. | |
We're OK. No, | :30:34. | :30:35. | |
No, I | :30:35. | :30:35. | |
No, I don't, | :30:35. | :30:35. | |
No, I don't, no. | :30:35. | :30:41. | |
No, I don't, no. I don't understand the things of tweet and even the TV | :30:41. | :30:48. | |
thing. LAUGHTER | :30:48. | :30:52. | |
No. No. Now, we are going to talk about | :30:52. | :30:56. | |
your new movie John Carter, they have been trying to make it since | :30:56. | :31:02. | |
193 srks I believe -- 1931, I believe. I suppose. Well, it is 100 | :31:02. | :31:09. | |
years old, the book. A big sci-fi epic and it is out tonne and you | :31:09. | :31:19. | |
:31:19. | :31:36. | ||
play John Carter's arch nemesis? Yes. Sab Than. You look marvellous. | :31:36. | :31:46. | |
:31:46. | :31:46. | ||
It is a fantastic big science fiction and it is based on the man | :31:47. | :31:53. | |
who gave us Tarzan. He was the first guy to write science fiction | :31:53. | :31:58. | |
and they have been trying to make it ever since and lots of science | :31:58. | :32:03. | |
fiction films like Star Wars through from it and there is like | :32:03. | :32:13. | |
:32:13. | :32:16. | ||
in John Carter there is characters called, well I am a Jed Ac. Listen, | :32:16. | :32:26. | |
:32:26. | :32:31. | ||
we have got a clip. This is you on Bassoom, meeting the Helium | :32:31. | :32:37. | |
Princess. Here is a clip. She does not trust me. Why Why | :32:37. | :32:41. | |
should she? There has never been trust. I offer you the small, but | :32:41. | :32:50. | |
sin veer token of my goodwill. -- sincere token of my goodwill. My | :32:50. | :33:00. | |
:33:00. | :33:12. | ||
You hold the power, princess. The power of life over me and overall | :33:12. | :33:15. | |
here. With our two cities united, anything is possible. All you have | :33:15. | :33:25. | |
:33:25. | :33:41. | ||
And it is a great romp and some of the creatures are There is William | :33:41. | :33:43. | |
going around with four pairs of hands. It is weird. | :33:43. | :33:49. | |
Is that William Defoe? Samantha is his daughter. I wondered who she | :33:49. | :33:56. | |
was. It is great. It is great fun. Now, | :33:56. | :33:58. | |
Olly, you are going to be singing for us tonight. | :33:58. | :34:06. | |
Yes. It is Oh My Goodness is the third | :34:06. | :34:12. | |
single off the album. The single is out on 1st April. Are you still | :34:12. | :34:21. | |
single? I am still 100% single. I love that, "100% single.". I am | :34:21. | :34:26. | |
100%, yes. One of the reasons you live at home | :34:26. | :34:33. | |
with your mum? Possibly. Ah... is not ah, that's just lame. He is | :34:34. | :34:40. | |
a millionaire. I have just bought a place. I have just bought a place. | :34:40. | :34:48. | |
In Braintree? It is in Essex near Chelmsford. It is ten minutes from | :34:48. | :34:51. | |
home so I can still get me washing and me ironing. | :34:51. | :34:54. | |
You heard you say in an interview that you don't sleep with stunning | :34:55. | :34:58. | |
women. You turn down stunning women? Of course, yes. | :34:58. | :35:06. | |
Why is that? I think... LAUGHTER | :35:06. | :35:11. | |
I am glad. I wanted to bring this up in front of other men. I just | :35:11. | :35:16. | |
wanted to see if it was just me. Explain why you don't? Before I got | :35:16. | :35:21. | |
famous, no good looking girls would come near me anyway. And now what | :35:21. | :35:24. | |
happened, you are famous? So you get loads of gorgeous girls come up | :35:25. | :35:30. | |
to you, which is incredible and they only want one thing which is | :35:30. | :35:33. | |
to sell a stoory. -- story. | :35:33. | :35:37. | |
I say let them. But I am not that kind of guy. | :35:37. | :35:40. | |
You are an idiot. APPLAUSE | :35:40. | :35:45. | |
Maybe I am. Men, do you agree, Dane yen? I am - | :35:45. | :35:55. | |
:35:55. | :35:59. | ||
- Damien? Very noble. Gerard, you like... | :35:59. | :36:01. | |
LAUGHTER Yeah, you, you, I read somewhere | :36:01. | :36:03. | |
that you particularly like women who enjoy food, who enjoy food and | :36:03. | :36:09. | |
wine? No, no, I love women, but I don't know if they love me. I love | :36:10. | :36:15. | |
to have conversation and to make and to touch sometimes. | :36:15. | :36:25. | |
:36:25. | :36:25. | ||
Yes. APPLAUSE | :36:25. | :36:31. | |
That's the difference between England and France do you think? | :36:31. | :36:32. | |
LAUGHTER A bit of a grope. | :36:32. | :36:36. | |
I am sure you agree with Olly because it sounds like you are the | :36:36. | :36:42. | |
lady in your relationship, it sounds like? In... I wouldn't stand | :36:42. | :36:49. | |
for that Dom! I read about your wedding... Oh yes. | :36:49. | :36:59. | |
:36:59. | :37:01. | ||
I was, I was like Bridezilla. My wife wanted to get married in a | :37:01. | :37:08. | |
pub. I said I don't want to get married in a pub, I have been | :37:08. | :37:13. | |
dreaming about this all my life. We did the whole church thing and I | :37:13. | :37:18. | |
was in the band and I stood up and made a speech. It was the Dominic | :37:18. | :37:22. | |
West show. It was everything I wanted to do, I just got it off my | :37:22. | :37:31. | |
chest. She was a reluctant, but supportive spectator really! | :37:31. | :37:37. | |
LAUGHTER Your special day! | :37:37. | :37:39. | |
LAUGHTER Well Olly, I hope you have you have | :37:39. | :37:42. | |
learnt something this evening? have learned that I must sleep with | :37:42. | :37:46. | |
lots of gorgeous girls. You don't have to sleep with them, | :37:46. | :37:49. | |
just talk about food and and grope them. | :37:49. | :37:55. | |
A bit of shellfish. I can do that. Thanks Gerard. | :37:55. | :38:00. | |
If you would like to go and get ready to sing. There he goes. Still | :38:00. | :38:05. | |
to come, this week's stories in the red chair. But first first singing | :38:05. | :38:15. | |
:38:15. | :38:17. | ||
his single Oh My Goodness, it is # Oh my goodness, I can't hide it | :38:18. | :38:20. | |
# You just smiled when you walked by me | :38:20. | :38:22. | |
# Oh my goodness # Warning signs that no one showed | :38:23. | :38:28. | |
# Lost control, but please don't hold me back | :38:28. | :38:31. | |
# Gonna go for it # I hope your ready for it | :38:31. | :38:38. | |
# Oh, oh # Cos I don't know if I can | :38:38. | :38:42. | |
# Stop now, if I can't stop now, I'm going | :38:42. | :38:46. | |
# To fast, heart first my head just can't | :38:46. | :38:55. | |
# Slow me down # I don't care | :38:55. | :38:59. | |
# You don't break my fall # You got me dreaming of a life | :38:59. | :39:09. | |
:39:09. | :39:13. | ||
that anybody else would die for # I'm rolling down hill, no breaks | :39:13. | :39:19. | |
# I can't go back now, its too late # Oh | :39:19. | :39:23. | |
# It is too late to look away and feel what I feel for you | :39:23. | :39:30. | |
# Look away and see what I see in # I'm gonna go for it | :39:30. | :39:37. | |
# I hope you are ready cos I don't know | :39:37. | :39:41. | |
# I don't know if I can stop now # If I could stop now | :39:41. | :39:45. | |
# I'm going to fast, heart first my head just can't slow me down | :39:45. | :39:48. | |
# And I don't care # If you don't break my fall | :39:48. | :39:55. | |
# You got me dreaming of a life that anybody else would die for | :39:55. | :40:02. | |
# Oh baby, anybody else would die # Oh yeah, yeah | :40:02. | :40:04. | |
# At first sight I believed in first sight | :40:04. | :40:07. | |
# No second thoughts in my mind just felt right | :40:07. | :40:15. | |
# Oh my goodness # Because I don't know if I can | :40:15. | :40:20. | |
stop now # I'm going to fast, heart first | :40:20. | :40:28. | |
# My head just can't slow me down, down, down | :40:28. | :40:31. | |
# And I don't care if you don't break my fall | :40:31. | :40:41. | |
:40:41. | :40:55. | ||
# You got me dreaming of a life # And I don't care if you don't | :40:55. | :40:59. | |
break my fall # You got me dreaming of a life | :40:59. | :41:09. | |
:41:09. | :41:10. | ||
that anybody else would die for # You've got me dreaming of a life | :41:10. | :41:14. | |
that anybody else would die for # That anybody else would die for | :41:14. | :41:24. | |
:41:24. | :41:38. | ||
# You've got me dreaming of a life CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | :41:38. | :41:41. | |
Beautiful. Olly Murs, everybody. | :41:41. | :41:45. | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Fantastic, sir. It was really good. | :41:45. | :41:52. | |
Thank you very much. APPLAUSE | :41:52. | :41:56. | |
I like the kick. Very good. Sit down. Thanks, guys. | :41:56. | :42:02. | |
Lovely. Lovely. We're nearly done. But time for a story or two in the | :42:02. | :42:06. | |
red chair. Who is up first? LAUGHTER | :42:06. | :42:16. | |
Bonjour. What's your name? Bonnie. How funny. Bonjour, Bonnie. | :42:16. | :42:19. | |
Where do you live, Bonnie? London, but I'm from Australia. | :42:19. | :42:25. | |
OK, she could be a secret agent! LAUGHTER | :42:25. | :42:28. | |
She may have been turned, we're not sure. What do you do in London? | :42:28. | :42:30. | |
work for a hirn's charityment -- children's charity. | :42:30. | :42:38. | |
OK, we'll say no more before the fund-raising is ruined. Off you go. | :42:38. | :42:45. | |
I want to tell you about a time when one of my friends decided to | :42:45. | :42:51. | |
simulate and it went wrong, we were sitting in the living room and she | :42:51. | :42:57. | |
was moving this ice lolly in and out of her mouth and saliva and | :42:57. | :43:04. | |
when the ice lolly was in her mouth, her lips froze to the base of the | :43:04. | :43:14. | |
ice lolly. That can happen. To a friend, yes. | :43:14. | :43:20. | |
It was. And so at first she thought it was funny, but then she realised | :43:20. | :43:26. | |
her lips were well and truly frozen and this look of panic came over | :43:26. | :43:30. | |
her her eyes. We have all seen that look. | :43:30. | :43:37. | |
Her eyes were watering... LAUGHTER | :43:37. | :43:44. | |
Her eyes are watering, you said? Her eyes are watering... | :43:44. | :43:46. | |
LAUGHTER She had this thing in her mouth... | :43:46. | :43:50. | |
Yeah. I dragged her to the kitchen and I | :43:50. | :43:55. | |
shoved her head under the running tap and she thought I was trying to | :43:55. | :43:59. | |
drown her and I was forcing her head under and eventually her lips | :43:59. | :44:04. | |
melted away interest this thing -- from this thing and that was it | :44:04. | :44:11. | |
really. Right. Well durnings everybody. -- | :44:11. | :44:19. |