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language. Tonight, the star of The American | :00:08. | :00:13. | |
Office. We have got some office workers in. He has also been in Date | :00:13. | :00:18. | |
Night. I see we have got some people on a date. He also starred in The 40 | :00:18. | :00:28. | |
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Year Old Virgin. Yes! Awkward. Let's Oh, oh, oh, hello everybody! We have | :00:50. | :00:54. | |
got a great show for you tonight. The star of The American Office and | :00:54. | :01:02. | |
The 40 Year Old Virgin, Steve Carell is here. Star of ride mates, Kristen | :01:02. | :01:11. | |
Wiig is on the show. -- Bridesmaids. Chris O'Dowd is joining us. Plus we | :01:11. | :01:21. | |
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have got music from Josh Groban. Very good. Kristen Wiig is here. She | :01:24. | :01:33. | |
starred in Bridesmaids. Also in that film was Chris O'Dowd. Remember? She | :01:33. | :01:37. | |
played a cake maker who fell in love with a policeman. In reality, if a | :01:37. | :01:41. | |
policeman fell in love with a woman who made cakes, he wouldn't like | :01:41. | :01:50. | |
this. Chris also had a hit with Moone Boy, all about a young boy | :01:50. | :01:53. | |
growing up in rural Ireland. I know from experience that there is plenty | :01:53. | :01:58. | |
for a young boy to do in Ireland. Sports, culture even an adventure. | :01:58. | :02:06. | |
So many sections of the library you can sit in. I'd joke. The library | :02:06. | :02:11. | |
has been close. I look forward to chatting to Steve Carell. Despicable | :02:11. | :02:17. | |
Me, The 40 Year Old Virgin, so many films. They are planning on a remake | :02:17. | :02:27. | |
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called The 80 Year Old Virgin. Come on! It is no wonder he is a virgin, | :02:28. | :02:33. | |
just like that. What idiot thinks a pink suit is going to get him some | :02:33. | :02:40. | |
action? Steve will soon be filming the second Anchorman. We all loved | :02:40. | :02:45. | |
him in the first one. He played a useless were -- weatherman. I think | :02:45. | :02:55. | |
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he was based on this man. He is good in that film, but not the funniest | :02:56. | :03:05. | |
weatherman I have seen. Let's get the guests on! Later we will have | :03:05. | :03:11. | |
use it from Josh Groban. First, Irish eyes are smiling, it is Mr | :03:11. | :03:21. | |
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Chris O'Dowd! They love you, they love you. | :03:22. | :03:32. | |
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Keep your hair on, it is Kristen Wiig! Beautiful. Hello, my darling. | :03:32. | :03:42. | |
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And it is Steve Carell! Hello, sir. lovely. You all know each other. | :03:54. | :04:04. | |
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yes. We know each other! You were in a film together. You | :04:08. | :04:13. | |
were in Despicable Me, where you play a super villain. Everybody who | :04:13. | :04:17. | |
has talked about you just as you are the nicest, kindest man in all of | :04:17. | :04:27. | |
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Hollywood. Yes, that is true.And beautifully modest, too. So you are | :04:28. | :04:34. | |
a really nice but Hugh attracts niceness. I can't believe... The | :04:34. | :04:41. | |
first time you can to London? in 1984. We got off the plane and we | :04:41. | :04:46. | |
had no idea where to go. We had no transportation. A guy come out of | :04:46. | :04:53. | |
nowhere, came unto us and said, would you go ride into London? The | :04:53. | :04:57. | |
trusting souls we were, we hitched a ride with this guy. He had just got | :04:57. | :05:02. | |
off a friend. He said, would you like a tour of London? Absolutely. | :05:02. | :05:09. | |
Want to go to lunch? I know a place. We went to his club, had a delicious | :05:09. | :05:14. | |
lunch. Need a place to stay? I know a great bed and breakfast. He was | :05:14. | :05:21. | |
the nicest guy in the world and he did not murder us at the end of it. | :05:21. | :05:26. | |
And this was London, England? It is not a city we recognise from that | :05:26. | :05:33. | |
story. Incredible. I love it here. Only good experiences... Until | :05:33. | :05:42. | |
tonight. Kristen, your parents, they still | :05:42. | :05:48. | |
don't quite believe you are doing OK. They make comments sometime. I | :05:48. | :05:52. | |
will do a film and they say, that is so great, is it going to be in the | :05:52. | :06:01. | |
theatre? Sometimes they don't quite understand that I have a job. | :06:01. | :06:07. | |
are just worried about the quality of their retirement home. By then a | :06:07. | :06:13. | |
house. Then they like, OK, that works for us. An enormous house they | :06:13. | :06:19. | |
can't afford. It is like that show, where they leave them with all of | :06:19. | :06:29. | |
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the stuff. Like, who is going to pay the electricity bill? A giant | :06:30. | :06:39. | |
glowing beaver. They never do a follow-up show on that, do they? | :06:39. | :06:49. | |
they build it in one night, so you know it is quality. We poured the | :06:49. | :06:55. | |
concrete. We think it is set. you are famous, you have to worry | :06:55. | :06:58. | |
when you leave the house. Chris O'Dowd, you are very dapper. Have | :06:58. | :07:06. | |
you consciously decided to become more dapper? It is weird. You start | :07:06. | :07:11. | |
going to a lot more events when things are going well. It took me a | :07:11. | :07:19. | |
while to determine what my look would be. You know? Oh, yes. I | :07:19. | :07:25. | |
thought I would go for dishevelled for a while. At because I am | :07:25. | :07:30. | |
dishevelled I looked like a tramp who had just stolen some clothes. I | :07:30. | :07:40. | |
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thought I would try the madmen look. What was that? It was sharp, but it | :07:42. | :07:45. | |
did not look good. One night I was watching the show and I realised I | :07:45. | :07:49. | |
was wearing the same outfit as one of the characters. I thought that | :07:49. | :07:59. | |
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was pretty great. I took a picture opens on June 28. You are back as | :08:12. | :08:16. | |
the same character. But at the end of the last movie, you stopped being | :08:16. | :08:25. | |
a villain. Yes, he has a family now. He has two retire and go legitimate. | :08:25. | :08:31. | |
Now he has a line of jams and jellies. He really does. Have you | :08:31. | :08:40. | |
guys watched it? Yes.There were children their first I laughed more | :08:40. | :08:45. | |
than anybody. I had a lot of medication that day. I had a collar | :08:45. | :08:51. | |
loss could be that day and they said I'd could not operate heavy | :08:51. | :09:00. | |
machinery. But I laughed like a drain. The same day you saw the | :09:00. | :09:09. | |
movie? That is good, because that is really your key demographic. It was | :09:09. | :09:19. | |
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a special deal, wasn't it? Don't eat the popcorn hour. -- now | :09:23. | :09:32. | |
stop this time around he has been turned into a superhero, in a way. | :09:32. | :09:35. | |
He has been recruited by the anti-villain league, an organisation | :09:35. | :09:40. | |
that Kristin 's character is one of the Leeds buyers and she recruits my | :09:40. | :09:47. | |
character to be the villain in residence. -- the head spies. | :09:47. | :09:57. | |
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are dramatically... There is a connection. Chemistry. Oh, for a | :09:58. | :10:06. | |
family movie, it is hot. That is how we are selling it. | :10:06. | :10:16. | |
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Something for dad. This is your character, Lucy, and you have gone | :10:16. | :10:23. | |
undercover in a maul. This is the two of you. Do I need to explain any | :10:23. | :10:30. | |
more? That is basically it. We are trying to find the fluid that is | :10:30. | :10:36. | |
turning things into herbal versions of themselves. -- horrible versions | :10:36. | :10:46. | |
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got a little... Here, I will get it. Oh, it is just spreading. All right, | :11:13. | :11:21. | |
I got it. Stop it! What you just saw was something new I have been | :11:21. | :11:31. | |
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working odd. -- working on. Why are you here? On assignment. I am your | :11:34. | :11:44. | |
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new partner. What's? No! Were you doing all that? All of the | :11:50. | :12:00. | |
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moves, exactly like that. Sometimes it is just hard to stop. I find it | :12:00. | :12:08. | |
hard not to dance. We have got to talk about the millions. They are | :12:08. | :12:13. | |
brilliant. There are thousands of them now and they are following us | :12:13. | :12:17. | |
through this press junket. Everywhere, people are just as | :12:17. | :12:22. | |
minions. They are in the hallway. They are just walking around. They | :12:22. | :12:28. | |
are always in character. People are in costumes, jumping around, | :12:28. | :12:33. | |
constantly. It is the creepiest thing. I hope they have been hired | :12:33. | :12:40. | |
by somebody. They could just be really keen fans. Kids who are fans | :12:40. | :12:50. | |
of millions -- minions, this will sell so well. Imagine getting this | :12:50. | :13:00. | |
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for a child. Have you seen this? They have put out a Fat done. -- | :13:01. | :13:08. | |
fart gun. Are some of them a little stretched | :13:08. | :13:18. | |
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out? What about the one that you forget about and it sneaks out? | :13:21. | :13:31. | |
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I? In a little while. Not now. You can put a timer on it. In a minute, | :13:35. | :13:45. | |
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it will go off. I swear to God. There you are. Now you can have it. | :13:47. | :13:51. | |
Oh, my God! Dawn is going to love this! | :13:51. | :13:58. | |
That was the end of the show! 40 minutes of Chris O'Dowd doing a | :13:58. | :14:08. | |
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part gun! -- fart gun. | :14:10. | :14:17. | |
If it landed here you would go, oh, get it over here. The fly feels the | :14:17. | :14:22. | |
pressure of the air coming from either side, so you trick it! And | :14:22. | :14:30. | |
you go... And you get it every time. Clever murder! | :14:30. | :14:40. | |
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So in character! That fly has November idea of the | :14:41. | :14:48. | |
danger he's -- has no idea of the danger he's in now. I did it during | :14:48. | :14:53. | |
a take of The Office, there was a fly on the desk and I went... And | :14:54. | :15:02. | |
the cameras went down like, "Oh, my God! " It was the coolest thing I | :15:02. | :15:12. | |
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did on the show! I must mention Anchorman 2, you are all in that | :15:18. | :15:28. | |
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too. There is Steve down the end! He said, "Look upset that they gave | :15:33. | :15:43. | |
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you a perm! " Now, you play Brick's love interest? | :15:44. | :15:52. | |
Another connection. Sparks a flying! I don't know how I | :15:52. | :15:57. | |
feel about the perm. If you are getting married, don't go with that | :15:57. | :16:03. | |
hair! During those scenes there was a | :16:03. | :16:06. | |
level of attraction to that character. I thought she was just | :16:06. | :16:11. | |
sort of weirdly hot as that character. Yeah?Why is everyone | :16:11. | :16:16. | |
getting quiet? It's a little awkward. Calling | :16:16. | :16:21. | |
something weirdly hot when they are right there is rather odd. She's not | :16:21. | :16:28. | |
weirdly hot, she's hot! That's what I'm saying. Get a room! | :16:28. | :16:36. | |
Give me a break! Oh, my God... Did you just drink the | :16:36. | :16:46. | |
fly? Have you got it alive in your mouth? | :16:46. | :16:51. | |
Oh, my sweet God! LAUGHTER | :16:51. | :17:01. | |
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Here we go. I'm taking this thing down. It's drunk now. I've chewed | :17:06. | :17:16. | |
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I took a drink. I was like, I didn't realise I had any ice in there! | :17:20. | :17:30. | |
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That was in your mouth! LAUGHTER | :17:43. | :17:53. | |
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It is like CSI Fly! Draw a chalk outline around it. | :17:57. | :18:03. | |
I can't believe that worked! That was a one in a million shot. | :18:03. | :18:11. | |
Everyone said, "It's too ambitious, don't try it! " Surprising! I am not | :18:11. | :18:19. | |
going to lie, that was surprising! You didn't swallow any of it - it is | :18:19. | :18:29. | |
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still there. That is right - the good girl. | :18:36. | :18:41. | |
Mo -- moving on! I'm doing this. I am hosting a chat show. We're going | :18:41. | :18:48. | |
for it! Chris O'Dowd, he's back on our screens with this, it is very | :18:48. | :18:53. | |
posh - Family Tree, on BBC Two from the middle of next month and it is | :18:53. | :19:02. | |
Chris fer Guest who did Spinal Tap and other things. It is a | :19:02. | :19:07. | |
mockumentary, is that what you call them? It is an improvised show. | :19:07. | :19:13. | |
There is no dialogue. We make it up a little bit as we go along. It is a | :19:13. | :19:22. | |
comedy version of Who Do You Think You Are. A parody. A guy is left by | :19:22. | :19:30. | |
his woman. He loses his job. He is left a great trunk of stuff by a | :19:30. | :19:38. | |
great aunt who dies. A good aunt. And so he starts dwefling into his | :19:38. | :19:42. | |
past and looking into his family roots and all that stuff and meets | :19:42. | :19:47. | |
interesting people. We have a clip of the show. This is you. You are | :19:47. | :19:57. | |
taking a photograph of a great grandfather? Yes, probably so. I | :19:57. | :20:07. | |
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live upstairs from a guy who owns a ye Oldie Curious it isty shop. | :20:09. | :20:14. | |
My great aunt died. She left me bits My great aunt died. She left me bits | :20:14. | :20:21. | |
and bobs. I thought I know a man And this was in it. | :20:21. | :20:28. | |
My great grandfather. Bliemly. He's a filler. I see the family | :20:28. | :20:37. | |
resemblance. Puff your cheeks out a bit, now your eyes. | :20:37. | :20:42. | |
Not really. I can tell you this much - it is turn of the century, I would | :20:42. | :20:49. | |
say. Anywhere in the early 1900s. I would not do that. It is not a | :20:49. | :20:55. | |
musical instrument, it is a Victorian dildo. I could say we | :20:55. | :21:04. | |
don't know where it's been, but we know exactly where it's been! | :21:04. | :21:14. | |
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Have you done the real Who Do You Think You Are. How was it?I did it | :21:14. | :21:19. | |
for my mother. They really want you to cry. They say things like, a lot | :21:19. | :21:23. | |
of people find this process upsetting. I was like, at what point | :21:24. | :21:28. | |
would you have cried during this so far? It has been in America. Do you | :21:29. | :21:36. | |
have it in America? Yes.I I did look into my past. There would be | :21:37. | :21:42. | |
November reason. I look back to the 1700s and found the first O'Dowds | :21:42. | :21:51. | |
and they are 15 minutes from where we live now. So, not big travellers. | :21:51. | :21:56. | |
Real seasick group, essentially. Since you were last here Chris | :21:56. | :22:03. | |
O'Dowd, Chris has got married. A lovely marriage has taken place. | :22:03. | :22:07. | |
APPLAUSE We have a picture of you and Dawn. | :22:07. | :22:11. | |
I'm on the left! There is all that pressure, because | :22:11. | :22:17. | |
it is supposed to be the perfect day. Did you get to enjoy it at all? | :22:17. | :22:24. | |
Yeah. We really had a fantastic time. I feel like if I had one | :22:24. | :22:30. | |
regret I wish I had drank a little less. With all the adrenaline and | :22:30. | :22:35. | |
thaw stuff I don't remember -- and all that stuff I don't remember much | :22:35. | :22:41. | |
after 1am, in the morning, in the night and... Right after the | :22:41. | :22:46. | |
ceremony - it's gone! And we were talking the next morning and Dawn, | :22:46. | :22:52. | |
we were kind of postmorteming the whole thing. It was like, we had a | :22:52. | :23:00. | |
great time. I was like, "I wasn't too drunk was I? I didn't dance on | :23:00. | :23:06. | |
tables? " She was like, "No, you were great. I was surprised you wore | :23:06. | :23:12. | |
the crown for so long! " I had no recollection. I was like no I | :23:13. | :23:19. | |
wasn't. She said, no, no, here's the picture of you! And ultimately we | :23:19. | :23:29. | |
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have the picture. You brought in the I have to say, Dawn looks awful in | :23:32. | :23:42. | |
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Is that your cat? It's head is slightly melted here. I have been | :23:48. | :23:53. | |
sucking the shit out of it that all night. That is my best man and I | :23:53. | :23:58. | |
don't know where the crown came from! That face is brilliant. That | :23:58. | :24:07. | |
is just such a fabulous drunk face. Just so happy. You did Bridesmaids | :24:07. | :24:14. | |
before getting married. Yes.Did that scare you? I have always found | :24:14. | :24:23. | |
women terrifying, so I wasn't so much worried about all of that. Like | :24:23. | :24:30. | |
nobody can ever ask you to be a bridesmaid. Is that tricky? I guess. | :24:30. | :24:39. | |
No-one has asked me since I have made it. The thing is, so | :24:39. | :24:47. | |
Bridesmaids you wrote it. It was the first thing you ever wrote. Yes, I | :24:47. | :24:50. | |
had written little sketches and stuff. | :24:50. | :24:54. | |
APPLAUSE It was amazing. But it is that thing | :24:54. | :25:01. | |
with first novels, that sort of thing, people tend to steal great | :25:01. | :25:07. | |
chunks of your own life. Are there big bits... ? Not as much as you | :25:07. | :25:15. | |
would think. I had never lost control of my bowels! | :25:15. | :25:21. | |
What if that was the only thing that was true and we wrote the whole | :25:21. | :25:27. | |
movie around it? I mean, honestly not that much, really! Where did | :25:27. | :25:34. | |
that come from? That is one of the funniest scenes of all time. | :25:34. | :25:37. | |
Actually I remember when we were writing that scene, my writing | :25:38. | :25:41. | |
partner actually acted out that part. She was walking and she was | :25:41. | :25:46. | |
like, what if she went down on the ground. It was like, yes, we have to | :25:46. | :25:55. | |
put that in there! Is it like Holly Hunter and the Piano? Exactly like | :25:55. | :26:02. | |
that. You had a similar experience where you wrote a script and you | :26:02. | :26:06. | |
wrote 40 Year Old Virgin. I co-wrote that. You choose to write this scene | :26:06. | :26:13. | |
for yourself, which was a form of self-loathing and... Yes, I thought | :26:13. | :26:18. | |
it would be funny. And it is very funny. I thought it would be funny | :26:18. | :26:22. | |
for the guys watching it in the scene. There's no way you can act | :26:23. | :26:27. | |
the horror that you are witnessing and the joy of watching a man go | :26:27. | :26:35. | |
through something like that. And at one point Romney has to leave the | :26:35. | :26:42. | |
scene because he is so grossed out... For real, he has to leave! | :26:42. | :26:49. | |
That actress, I love her face there! Is it true she lied in the audition. | :26:49. | :26:56. | |
She said she knew how to wax! that true? I think she was told they | :26:56. | :27:04. | |
needed someone to wax a chest. She said she was proficient at it. It | :27:04. | :27:08. | |
turns out she tried once to wax her boyfriend's wax. That didn't go well | :27:08. | :27:12. | |
either. There was a point, you put the wax on, but when you wax around | :27:12. | :27:18. | |
the nipples you are supposed to put a little Vaseline so the nipple | :27:18. | :27:27. | |
doesn't... . Very good reaction!You know where I am going with that. - | :27:27. | :27:32. | |
it will rip your nipple off. She did not put the Vaseline on my nipple. | :27:32. | :27:38. | |
She reached down. Someone had the forethought to say, hang on. It was | :27:38. | :27:42. | |
the only time we cut and said, you have to do that before you do that. | :27:42. | :27:47. | |
So, I still have two functioning nipples! | :27:47. | :27:57. | |
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Phew! We're so happy! That actress is not the only person who relied in | :28:00. | :28:08. | |
audition. Chris O'Dowd. Everybody does this. For whatever reason, | :28:08. | :28:12. | |
actors don't drive. They are really bad at learning to drive. In this | :28:12. | :28:22. | |
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country. I just don't need to. So, yes, I took a job where I told them | :28:23. | :28:31. | |
I could drive but the job was I was the getaway driver. So they just | :28:31. | :28:38. | |
shot it from behind and got somebody else to do it. Kristen, didn't you | :28:38. | :28:45. | |
say you were a professional dancer or something? I didn't say I was | :28:45. | :28:50. | |
professional. At the bottom of your CV, often it says, special skills. | :28:50. | :29:00. | |
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So I said, I dance, I kayak. My commercial agent at the time called | :29:00. | :29:10. | |
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me and said, can you dance? I was like, yes, I can dance. I said, yes. | :29:11. | :29:20. | |
She said, where your clothes, go to this audition. So I put sweats on | :29:20. | :29:30. | |
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and I go in and women are fully like leotards, buns, stretching. I was | :29:31. | :29:36. | |
trying to stretch with everybody and thinking, what is going to happen? I | :29:36. | :29:45. | |
go in the room and they are already looking at me. The direction was to | :29:45. | :29:49. | |
start on the ground. They wanted people to rise up like they were | :29:49. | :29:59. | |
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flames. So I was like... I crouched on the ground and I just... I just | :30:01. | :30:10. | |
did like a turn. Then I just stopped. I stared at them and they | :30:10. | :30:18. | |
were like... Thank you. It was so humiliating. They seemed genuinely | :30:18. | :30:28. | |
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mad. It was awful. I would have paid �1000 to see that. And here it is. | :30:32. | :30:40. | |
Steve, you have had a share when you were a struggling actor - didn't you | :30:41. | :30:50. | |
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sell wine on the phone? Yes. I knew very little about wine. I would | :30:54. | :31:03. | |
say, the vital characteristics of this wine are, you know, whatever, | :31:03. | :31:08. | |
it strong afterbirth. I never sold a bottle of wine. I only worked there | :31:08. | :31:17. | |
for one day. Who buys wine over the phone? You go to the store and buy | :31:17. | :31:25. | |
wine. Some guy cold calls you and says, would you like to buy some | :31:25. | :31:34. | |
wine? You would want him to arrive immediately. Exactly. Where are | :31:34. | :31:44. | |
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you? Ding dong, here is your wine. Chris, you worked for a charity. | :31:47. | :31:56. | |
worked in a charity call centre, an animal charity. You would call | :31:56. | :32:04. | |
people... We would call people who already had a direct debit, and ask | :32:04. | :32:09. | |
them to increase it. My campaign was endangered species. You would tell | :32:09. | :32:13. | |
them about the endangered species. More often than not, the species was | :32:13. | :32:20. | |
able that. Everybody is like, great, they are dying out. Nobody gives a | :32:20. | :32:30. | |
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have to make up animals. So for like a month there was people across | :32:45. | :32:53. | |
England terrified about the disappearance of the tiger swan. It | :32:53. | :33:02. | |
was just a normal swan but with the stripes of a Bangor. -- Bengal | :33:02. | :33:12. | |
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tiger. They would say, I have not heard of it. Well, it is rare. We | :33:18. | :33:24. | |
raised �300,000 on that campaign. But I did get fired. | :33:24. | :33:33. | |
APPLAUSE. It is music time. Performing I | :33:33. | :33:37. | |
Believe When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever, please welcome the | :33:37. | :33:47. | |
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# Worthless years. # Here am I encased inside a hollow | :33:52. | :34:02. | |
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shell. # Life began, then was done. | :34:05. | :34:13. | |
# Now I stare into a cold and empty well. | :34:13. | :34:17. | |
# The many sounds that meet our ears. | :34:17. | :34:24. | |
# The sights our eyes behold. # Will open up our merging hearts. | :34:24. | :34:33. | |
# And feed our empty souls. # I believe when I fall in love with | :34:33. | :34:39. | |
you. # It will be forever. | :34:39. | :34:43. | |
# I believe when I fall in love this time. | :34:43. | :34:53. | |
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# Without despair, we will share. # And the joys of caring will not be | :35:03. | :35:13. | |
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replaced. # What has been must never end. | :35:16. | :35:25. | |
# And with the strength we have won't be erased. | :35:25. | :35:28. | |
# The truths of love are planted firm. | :35:28. | :35:35. | |
# They won't be hard to find. # And the words of love I speak to | :35:35. | :35:42. | |
you. # Will echo in your mind. | :35:42. | :35:47. | |
# Because I believe. # When I fall in love with you. | :35:47. | :35:51. | |
# It will be forever. # Oh, I believe. | :35:52. | :35:58. | |
# When I fall in love this time. # It will be forever. | :35:58. | :36:02. | |
# I believe when I fall in love this time. | :36:02. | :36:12. | |
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# I believe. # When I fall in love. | :36:15. | :36:18. | |
# It will be forever. # You know that love will call. | :36:18. | :36:22. | |
# I believe. # I believe it will be forever. | :36:22. | :36:24. | |
# If I believe. # I believe. | :36:24. | :36:29. | |
# You're the only one for me. # I believe. | :36:30. | :36:39. | |
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# When I fall. Josh Groban, everybody! Come and | :37:17. | :37:27. | |
:37:27. | :37:29. | ||
join us. Good to see you. Hello again, nice to see you. Keep your | :37:29. | :37:37. | |
applause going for the choir. Fantastic. Beautiful. Oh, my. That | :37:37. | :37:47. | |
looks delicious. Not an egg thrower among them. | :37:47. | :37:53. | |
is the greatest couch in the history of mankind. I love you guys. | :37:53. | :37:58. | |
agree. Let's do some business. That is from | :37:58. | :38:08. | |
your carbon, All That Echoes, which is in the shops now. -- your album. | :38:08. | :38:14. | |
You can buy that. By the way, if you are watching and gloves go tonight, | :38:14. | :38:21. | |
when your wife said she was going to a Josh Groban concert, she was not | :38:21. | :38:31. | |
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lying. -- watching in Glasgow. Sunday, you are in Dublin. We are | :38:34. | :38:44. | |
:38:44. | :38:44. | ||
finishing the European tour in Dublin. Are you going? Yes.I feel | :38:44. | :38:49. | |
like you could be my brother from another mother. When I grow a beard | :38:49. | :38:59. | |
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I get that all the time. We should coordinate. Just a freak people out. | :38:59. | :39:03. | |
We said it was a connected couch. You and Steve or in a movie | :39:03. | :39:13. | |
together. We were. He and his team were kind enough to include me. | :39:13. | :39:23. | |
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you played a douche bag. I really nailed the audition. Did you have to | :39:25. | :39:33. | |
audition? It was a formality. The other link you have, we were | :39:33. | :39:43. | |
:39:43. | :39:44. | ||
talking about waxing, and you are really hairy. Oh, wow. Do we have | :39:44. | :39:53. | |
that in common, to? It is all on the back. It is funny for the joke, but | :39:53. | :40:03. | |
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I don't, really. I have a very smooth... You are protesting too | :40:04. | :40:14. | |
much. I have a circle here.I know an actress who can help you out with | :40:14. | :40:20. | |
the rest of it. Now she is experienced. Now she knows what she | :40:20. | :40:27. | |
is doing. Do you do manscaping? Occasionally. The odd trim here and | :40:27. | :40:34. | |
there. I would never do the full body thing. I want to stay | :40:34. | :40:44. | |
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lumberjack. What about lady gardening, as they call it? No? | :40:46. | :40:52. | |
have never heard it as lady gardening, but I like that. Ladies | :40:52. | :41:02. | |
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of the choir? Yes? The woman I am with, it is lady Forrest Inc. It | :41:03. | :41:13. | |
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depends if it is pre-or post not chill. -- pre-or post-wedding. | :41:15. | :41:22. | |
Before we go, time for a story or two in the Red Chair. Who is up | :41:22. | :41:32. | |
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first? Oh, no. Seriously? Seriously? OK, next one. Hello! Did | :41:33. | :41:43. | |
I meet you outside earlier? Don't think so. I think you would | :41:43. | :41:53. | |
remember. My name is in this show title. Who are you going to see? I | :41:53. | :41:59. | |
don't know. I just saw a queue. I don't own a television. What is your | :41:59. | :42:07. | |
name? Paula. From Islington. I'm a manager of a sheltered | :42:07. | :42:17. | |
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accommodation. You do good work. Years ago, my husband was lazy. He | :42:18. | :42:22. | |
joined a Sunday football league team. He used to come home three | :42:22. | :42:27. | |
sheets to the wind, sit on the sofa, where is my dinner? Then he would | :42:27. | :42:34. | |
fall asleep. I thought, I have had enough. I made some gravy and I | :42:34. | :42:38. | |
flicked it on his shirt. He would wake up and say where is my dinner? | :42:38. | :42:47. | |
I would say, you have had it. Look. He used to come home in the summer, | :42:48. | :42:52. | |
strip off to his boxers and fall asleep on the settee. I couldn't do | :42:53. | :42:56. | |
the gravy thing any more. I was hoovering one day, it was really | :42:56. | :43:01. | |
hot, the kids were screaming, it was manic, and I thought, oh, I am so | :43:01. | :43:06. | |
fed up, and as I looked around, he had the ox shorts with the buttons | :43:06. | :43:12. | |
and his little chap was poking out. My son said, take the part of the | :43:12. | :43:18. | |
Hoover. I pulled his pants aside, I thought, oh, no, don't do it, and | :43:18. | :43:24. | |
before I could get away, I just lifted up and it went... I run into | :43:24. | :43:30. | |
the bathroom and all I could think to say was, it is the best blow job | :43:30. | :43:38. | |
you will ever have. You walk! Best story ever! Even the choir are | :43:38. | :43:46. | |
applauding Paula. Well done everyone. You can contact us via the | :43:46. | :43:51. | |
website at this address. Thank you to my fabulous guest tonight. Josh | :43:51. | :44:01. |