Episode 5 The Graham Norton Show

On tonight's show. We have one of the world's biggest Popstars. As a

tribute I'm wearing my meat outfit. I'm not fully dressed. I node a hat.

Thank you. There you go. Let's start the show!

APPLAUSE The excitement, ladies and

CHEERING CHEERING.

It's palpable. Welcome everyone. Something for

everyone tonight, ladies and gentleman. The pop sensation, Lady

GaGa is on this show! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She is. Top Hollywood actor, Jude Law is

here! CHEERING

The Inbetweeners stars, Greg Davies, is on the show. And I am so

thrilled, because all the way from Walford, Dot Cotton herself, June

Brown will be here. Yes, she will! I know. Dot Cotton

and Lady GaGa together at last. I have a funny feeling they are going

to get on. Since she shot to fame, Lady GaGa has met all the top

people. There she is, hello, I'm GaGa. They're saying that to each

other. Incredibly dedicated, such a hard

worker and so busy. If she is running late, she'll put her own

make up on in the car. She will. Yeah. Curse these speed bumps. Even

if her head is stuck in her handbags. The show goes on. Yeah, it

does. Lady GaGa famous for outfits. Here

she is in the well-known meat dress that. Was a while ago. Rumour has it

she's on the lookout for a new meat dress. Yeah.

Here's another look, I tell you, not shy about dancing round in her

pants, is she? She always makes sure they're spotlessly clean, the second

the show is over, she sends them off to get washed. Service wash, please.

Tonight, with her brand new single, Do WhatU Want. Go GaGa for Lady

GaGa. # I feel good

# I walk alone # But then I trip over myself and I

fall # I, I stand up, and then I'm OK

# But then you print some sit that makes me want to scream.

# Do what you want, what you want with my body

# Do what you want # Don't stop, let's party

# Do what you want, what you want with my body

# Do what you want, what you want with my body

# White what you -- write what you want, say what you want about me

# If you're wondering, know that I'm not sorry

# Do what you want with my body # You can -- can't have my heart and

you won't use my mind # Do what you want

# You can't stop my voice, because you don't own my life but

# Do what you want with my body # Do what you want with my body

# I don't feel the pain because I'm a pro

# I'm OK # Do what you want, what you want

# # If you want to know that I'm not

sorry # Do what you want, what you want

with my body # Come on

# You can't have my heart and # You won't use my mind but

# Do what you want, with my body # Do what you want with my body

# You can't stop my voice, because you don't own my life, but

# Do what you want with my body # Do what you want with my body

# Do what you want with my # Sometimes I'm scared

# If you ever let me go # You would break my heart

# So just take my body # And don't stop the party

# You can't have my heart and you won't use my mind but

# Do what you want with my body # Do what you want with my body

# You can't stop my voice, because you don't own my life, but

# Do what you want with my body # Do what you want with my body

# Do what you want with my # What you want with my body rgs

world # Lady GaGa! Come on over to the

couch. Let me help you down. They're like tilt. Come on over.

Here she is. -- stilts. There you go.

I know you wanted a poppy. Thank you, that's beautiful. Have a seat.

I will. Joining GaGa tonight, he is a comedy giant, Mr Greg Davies!

APPLAUSE Hello. The time to say hey Jude, it

is Mr Jude Law! CHEERING

Hello, Sir, how are you? Lovely to see you.

Very good. Welcome all. Now Gregg and Jude, did you get a chance to

meet beforehand? Can we point something out, though. Can we stand

up a minute, this is so unfair. So unfair. Yeah so unfair to be Jude

Law. I'll do that. What am I supposed to

do here? That looks good, yeah very good. Don't forget, June Brown is

here. She'll join us in a little bit. Thank you very much for that

Lady GaGa. Thank you. That's the current single Yes, Do WhatU Want is

my current single, yes. Look at Jude just staring. I'm in the danger

zone. Be careful. You will see his eye fly right out. What you doing...

Whoa. I might get really close and then it

will knock me on the back of the head. Don't get jealous ladies.

I'm not a piece of meat all right. I'm insulted that you wore a ham.

When I wore meat it was cow meat. Was there a reason you chose beef

over ham? You know why, it was a statement about equality in America

at the time. Here, in the UK, the gays can serve openly in the

military, so well done. ? But we don't have to!

LAUGHTER It's a choice thing. I forgot this

was a comedy show. You are performing again later. What

are you giving us? A song called Venus.

I've seen the rehearsal, it's amazing. There are dancers. Your

fans in London, you've been delighting them. You really make an

effort. Every time you leave the hotel it's a new outfit, a new look.

People really enjoy it. It's part of the thing. Thank you. It's how I

deal with my inSanity. When I feel, I don't know, I'm a very creative

person. Since I was younger, I always had like voices in my head.

And for the longest time, I was like drinking and doing a lot of drugs.

Actually it was the clothing and the artistry that really saved me. When

I start to feel that burst of, that shaky insanity... Pop a frock on.

Wasn't your mum all right with it until the piercing? Isn't that

ridiculous, of all the things I did, when I got my nose pierced, she was

like, you know, I just, I just don't understand why you had to get your

nose pierced. I said, "Mum, really? I'm naked on like every magazine."

But you know, I've been naked since the beginning. Since the beginning

of your life. Yeah, of my life. I've had my aout since 2007. A lovely

shot. This is you at GAY nightclub getting your aout. Look at their eye

line. That's because I had it waxed.

They're in a state of horror. I'm the Venus. The Venus wouldn't be

waxed. The Venus would feel free. She'd be proud to be a woman. Who

cares. Were you channelling the God of love when you had this picture

taken? Magnificent. That's amazing. Do you think I look magnificent?

That's sweet of you. I think I look like a dropped trifle. It's lovely.

LAUGHTER I saw my niece that's weekend, just

gone, they are six and two. The first things they both said to me,

before hello, the first niece went, "Uncle Gregg, we're not allowed to

talk about your fat tummy any more. " The three-year-old went, "You are

fat." That's the best. Pure honesty. LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE My sister shows clean bits of when

I'm on TV. I have a joke that freaks them out. Which camera? Lucy, daisy,

I'm stuck in the telly again. Help! That would freak them out.

It makes the younger one cry. Who's fat now?

I have to say that the weekend that you were in the nightclub, I feasted

my eye on another celebrity bottom because Jude Law, there's a lot of

you on view in your new film, Dom Hemingway. Yes. Often it's a flash

of bottom as you get out of bed or something. But it's you just

marching around for quite a long time with no clothes on. Yes. He's a

very unabashed character. Dom Hemingway. Yes. What did you think

he was talking about, his penis? His testicles are in the movie? Yeah,

he's a guy who, kind of, he doesn't really care much about what people

think of him. He also has break downs and dramas. At this particular

moment, he's just gotten out of prison for, after 12 years, he's

gone on a God almighty bender, found the man who owes him money and

assaulted him. He has a minor melt down and ends up taking his clothes

up and wandering around the olive groves in the south of France. The

movie opens next Friday. I've seen it. Jude laup's performance -- Jude

Law's performance is phenomenal. It is amazing. Well done you.

APPLAUSE Like you go for it. You must have

really trusted the director... Thank God. The Script was demanding of

that you know. There were three-page rants. He was a guy who didn't

suffer fools gladly. He didn't curb what he thought of people. He's

vulgar. He's abusive. He's violent, but also very poetic and funny and

very human. When I read it, I fell in love with him. I was desperate to

make other people fall in love with him. In the end, it's a film about

how awful we can be and how we've also got to be forgiven. Really it's

just an hour-and-a-half in this guy's life. He doesn't do a lot to

win you round, about You Know Yourself stick with him, and am I

right, you eventually come round to him and realise, gosh, he's got some

heart. No, he is a Dick. This will give us a taste. This is you with

your costar Richard E Grant and you've been overdoing the

celebrations after getting out of prison.

Oh, my head's throbbing. Like in a disco full of transvestites and

suckling pigs. A seizure in my brain. Diabolical seizure. (BLEEP)

coke, I did too much. I tried to make up for too much time. My head's

good egg to explode. Bits of my brain's going to go everywhere. I'm

going to ruin your blazer. You're going to be all right. You don't

know my head. You don't know the revolution going on inside my brain,

cossacks, sodomising my cranium. APPLAUSE

He's a broken man. You're 40, aren't you? Yeah. I think most people, 40,

would look at this film and think, he looks good. For you, this isn't

you looking good. You've let yourself go a bit.

LAUGHTER Well, the guy spent 12 years, eating

badly, he drinks a lot, he smokes. I had a summer of ling myself go to

seed, a lot of ice-cream, late night bowls of pasta. This is reading like

my autobiography. The list, if I ate all that I would

be fat as a fool. You look good on it.

You've got the height. So, Dom Hemingway is in cinemas on

Friday the 15th. You are back on stage. Yes I'm rehearsing Henry V at

the moment. Oh, my gosh. That's amazing, sorry. I'm freaking out

over here next to Jude Law. Tip, if you go to see the play, don't wear

that. Yes, I would poise them off. The people behind me. And possibly

the balcony too. You know I couldn't even get in here. You should have

seen me from the dressing room, like this.

The whole way was a nightmare. Welcome to my world. (

APPLAUSE Sorry, Henry V opening in the West

End? Previews on November 23 and it runs until February 15th. Fight for

a ticket. Yes, the writer is terrific. ( He can change things.

He's not fussy. Lady GaGa, new album, great excitement.

CHEERING We have the or the work there. That

is out next Monday, the 11th November. I know. I need a bucket to

puke in honestly. How many tracks have we heard now? I've been

releasing snippets for the past three weeks. Because for me, it's

kind of like - you know when they stream your album the week it comes

out, it's like a come shot or whatever. Maybe I can't say that on

TV. It all happens so quickly. It's your work. I really get your

metaphor now! For example, it's like a quickie. It's like a one-night

stand. You hear it all at once. The girl rips her clothes off and the

guy is done with you and he gets up and leaves. For me... I'm so lost.

What are we talking about. The album. Coming out soon? Yes. Too

quickly. It's premature for me. I like to release...

LAUGHTER I'm sorry. You started this! I am

sorry. I talk in riddles sometimes. It makes sense in my head. Just for

the record my stand up DVD comes out straight to the shops 11th December,

it's a joys fest. -- jizz fest. Thank you, it wasn't just me. Thank

you for doing that. Say something naughty, please. I'm going to save

it up. Wait till June is here. We have to talk about your fans. They

love you. I love them. They're very special.

That bond you have seems genuine. Is there a reason why they do this -

they film themselves watching your videos. Yeah, they're awesome. They

started a radio station called radio art pop now. Have you come across Mr

Motor mouth before? I think I know. This is the first time he watched

Applause. Yes, I do!

Oh, this bitch is flying. Oh, yes, bitch. Yes, turn around score six

bitch. She brought out the yellow wig, bitch. Ooohhh! He's amazing.

Are you sure he's a fan? LAUGHTER

Well, get this, we thought if he was that excited to watch a video of

you, how excited - no, he's not here.

How excited would it be if we Skyped him. Amazing. I will Skype him now.

Skyping. Hang on. Can you see me? Hello? Hi

Graham, how are you, darling? ! I'm very good. Zachary? Yes! Your hair

is amazing. I know the bitch had to slave over it. So, brace yourself.

Because I'm moving the camera. Zachary, here is... Lady GaGa! HE

SQUEALS That bitch. What just happened! And

that lace and the necklace, honey, you worked bitch. You know, you're

so famous right now. Have you no idea. You're all over UK television.

There you are. Is there any little bit from the album can you do

something for him, a line to blow his mind?

# I can't help the way I'm feeling # Goddess of love take me to your

leader # APPLAUSE

Zachary, we'll send you a tape. Thank you so much. I love you

Zachary. I love you. I love you too GaGa. Art pop you look so pure and

happy. I'm so proud of you, baby. I am so proud of you. Thank you.

Bye-bye. What a nice man. You're a nice man,

I'll tell you why, because you're giving them a voice. That's what

this is all about for me. You just gave him his moment. Thank you.

He earned his moment. That was so cool. Talking of fans of

Lady GaGa, there is another one in the building. Yes, since 1985, this

lady has been a part of everyone's family as EastEnders Dot Cotton.

Please welcome the unique, June Brown!

APPLAUSE That's Jude Law. Oh, my gosh why

does she have her purse with her. And that's Greg Davies. She has a

purse and cigarettes. Too fabulous. Sit down. You look amazing. I

thought I had to outdo her, you see. June, do you want to take your coat

off? Do. Stay a while. I am rather hot.

There you go. Gorgeous.

APPLAUSE June Brown... I'm exhausted already.

Here's the thing, are you familiar Lady GaGa with EastEnders? No, don't

say yes darling. If you're not, you're not. And I don't blame you.

I am. I actually am a very big fan of yours. I just don't watch a lot

of television. I don't watch any! But are so fabulously dressed and

I'm very honoured to be seated next to you. You see, I had to do it

because I have a friend, I'm staying with a couple of boys tonight. Oh,

yes! Straight or gay? Yeah, no. What he was the first. I understood that.

She speaks my language. We have to avoid things sometimes, don't you

darling. You have to be very good at getting round questions that you

don't want to answer. Discretion. Shall I take your chair? No. Hey,

Lady GaGa, guess what, June's written a book. Let me see. About

her life. It is called Before the Year Dot. Is it not? No, no, mine.

It's cringing. Why? Well, you do. You should be proud. Oh, no, when I

saw bits of it in something or other, I couldn't bear. It and I

haven't read it. I wrote it, but I haven't read it.

I understand that. It's hard to watch yourself back or

read yourself back because you have to... You criticise yourself too.

You have to re-experience it. Did you do it chronilogically? I didn't

because I haven't got a computer, except for this. So I had to use

this. I did go back 82 years, you see. Goodness. Yes, I know. You

don't believe it. I'm three months and three years off 90. You're not!

APPLAUSE Are you really? Wow. I want to drink

from your cup. I want to know what those genes are. I am quite healthy,

you're all right. These chaps, you see... Max really thinks you're

something. The idea of you and me together was to him wonderful, like

all those mad people who do those things when you're doing your

watching. I do know. That's what he said. So I must go on. We were in

theatres opposite each other. Wind ham. Yes, we are. You had such a

queue around your theatre of young ladies to see him play Hamlet you

see, that I didn't join the queue. I did go to the next production, but

they weren't stars. Very good they were too. The Noel Coward. That's

where I'm doing Henry V. You're so lucky. June... June. I'm

sorry, am I ignoring you. Leave her alone, she's a star!

APPLAUSE All I'm saying is this is a

promotional opportunity. We really should mention the book.

LAUGHTER People will be cross if we don't

mention the book. I don't like to. I know you won't. But there are people

out of back who will throttle me and you. Go on, get on with it. She's

written a book. Just before you started EastEnders,

that it is up to that? No, I couldn't do that long. It's

pre-EastEnders? Before the year Dot. What a fantastic idea. That means

ape long time ago. I'm just having to explain it to him, you don't

mind, do you? I did understand the title. Look at June Brown in... Such

a heart breaker. Looks like the girl with the Pearl Earring here. Can I

just touch it. Can I make a hat out of it? It's a

promotional opportunity. They won't be expecting that. I just

caught sight of myself. I think I look like a zebra.

No, you don't. My mother was always doing that. "I used to look like

this, " She used to say. I've lost 20 pounds writing this book. You're

kidding. Look, you see this dress, well it used to fit me. Look... I

can't afford to lose it. If you could see me underneath this

dress... Yes, June. It's not a pretty sight.

Yes, it is. Isn't it designed to be very safe? No, no. Is it undone? No,

I'm tailoring it for you. I have a safety pin. What are you doing?

She's making it form fitting. Watch your hat for God's sake.

No, no, get a bit further over dear, it looks rather good.

NEBREAK LAUGHTER Sorry, Graham, is this happening or

have I been taking drugs? No, we have!

Are you nearly done? Yes. I've gone a bit scatty. I could go on forever

you know. A lot of people remember your episode... Are you all right?

I'm grand. Shall I come and sit on your knee? If you want to. I'm not

sure it will help. It would be great.

I am glad I didn't squirt that. You did your solo episode and got

nominated for a BAFTA. Yes, I would like to have got that one. You

should have got that one. I didn't. Now your family were very nice. Oh,

yes, we just made fun of it, which is the best thing to do. They made

up a consolation prize. Indeed I have a BAFTA. You brought it in.

This is the award that the family made for June. Now, talk us... Have

you broken it? No, no. It's based on a cigarette, because you love a

cigarette. Whose face is this now? That's my granddaughter Hannah. We

put it on her. It looks as if it's gone a bit peculiar darling. No,

nothing has happened to it. It's got its eye. A thousand times better

than a BAFTA. You can have a bit of cigarette, if you like. That's one

of those things you put for the moths. It's a NAFTA. There's the

sign. They actually have put it in the cupboard at EastEnders along

with all the other BAFTAs, the proper ones, they're very kind. It's

very kind. You'll get a BAFTA. No, I won't. You have to have the

opportunity to get a BAFTA. You have to have the part, don't you. You've

got a good part. If I say I'd like a tomato juice, I'm not going to get a

BAFTA, am I? LAUGHTER

They will be so thrilled. This is a match made in heaven. I'm just

complimenting her, having a quiet moment. I feel bad because I have to

separate you. This is bad. You're going to sing again, I know. You

have to go... I have to sing again. We want you to sing again. You're

going to change your outfit. Yeah, dah. You've been wearing that for

minutes. Do what you like with my body. I don't advise you to say that

to everybody. APPLAUSE

You know, actually, to explain the meaning of the song, just to

understand, is that you know, the public can really scrutinise and

harass the artist. My point is that if you're going to harass the

artist, this is the death of entertainment. It's the death of

show business. So, it is my way of stating my power that you can't have

my heart and you can't have my mind, so do what you want with my body.

That was the meaning behind it, just so you know. You're a clever girl.

Also I my boyfriend is megahot and he can do whatever the heck he

wants. If you want to go over there, Lady

GaGa. Careful, shoes, shoes, shoes issues. Someone has to get you.

Someone will catch you on the other side. ( I'm fine. I do this all the

time. CHEERING

Greg Davies, you're very busy at the moment. You are so busy, we're

talking to him now! Your sitcom, Man Is on Channel 4 on Fridays. Gigging

all the time and he has a DVD out. Yes, he does. It is being released

all in one go. Yes. Splurged. A great big stream of it. Ribbons of

it. What's it called? It's called the Back of my Mum's Head. Ohment --

Oh. Is that your actual mother? It is my mum's head. I went to the

seaside with my mum and dad and I took a picture. My mum was looking

out to sea. I was looking at the land. I took a picture and it just

looked like I was standing next to a massive grey microphone. That

picture I had to recreate it because the picture on my phone wasn't good

enough. Judging from that picture, I'm about the same height as your

mum. Do you want to try it out. Lots of comedians talk about their

families, but your family, if you aren't exaggerating and I think you

aren't... Not at all. Your family is properly bonkers. All families are,

though, aren't they? No, yours more than most. Everyone's family is a

bit weird but yours, Social Services should come round. They're watching

this. Is it true that you actually go round with a note book and wait

for things. It's absolutely true. I don't think my family are any more

bonkers than anybody else. But my dad has got history. He's provided

half of my material. I don't think I should say this - yes, I will say

this. My dad did a long form wind up on me a couple of years ago. My dad

is a really proud Welshman. We were on a long car journey together. He

said that he thought it was, and I quote, "sickening that I knew

nothing about my Welsh heritage. He wanted to teach me a traditional

Welsh song. Sing it. The I will, June, thank you.

I think it's beautiful. HE SINGS IN WELSH

Beautiful. Thank you. I thought it was beautiful. It took me ages to

learn it and my dad said he was proud of me. It was one year later,

one year later, that ip sang it to a Welsh friend of mine, expecting them

to be impressed. And he said, "What the hell's that? I said it's a

traditional Welsh hymn. He said, no, it isn't, do you know what it means.

Here is the direct translation: The squirrel is under the table, ram it

up my ars, the monkey is in the tree, playing with its potatoes.

LAUGHTER There is a third verse, but you

don't want to know what the horse is doing in the field.

Nobody does. The DVD is a really funny show. Here's a taste. I was in

my flat about three weeks ago, right, I went to the toilet, for a

sit. Sorry, that's what was happening. I went to the toilet and

if you're feeling bad, prepare to feel better about the way you look.

This happened. I fulled down my trousers and pants and I started

having a poo and the (BLEEP) toilet came off the wall.

I was mid-hit. I had to do the walk of shame with my pants by my ankles

and find the guest toilet and finish off there.

Not even Elvis broke his toilet. And he died on the toilet.

APPLAUSE Very good. Right enough chat. It is

time for our second number tonight from Lady GaGa. In a moment, we'll

have this week's stories in the famous red chair. First it is Lady

GaGa! # Rocket number nine take off to the

planet, Venus # Afro diety shell bikini

# Garden panty, Venus # Let's plait off to a new dimension

# In your bedroom # Venus,

# I can't help the way I'm feeling # Goddess of love please take me to

your leader # I can't help I keep on dancin

# Goddess of love! Goddess of love! # Take me to your planet

# Take me to your leader # Your leader, your leader

# Take me to your planet # Take me to your planet

# Take me to your Venus, your Venus, your Venus

# When you touch me I die just a little inside

# I wonder if this could be love, this could be love

# Because you're out of this world # Glaxy, space and time

# I wonder if this could be love # Have an ITV irwelcome back --

oyster baby, act sleazy # Venus

# Worship to the land, a girl from the planet, to the planet

# I can't help the way I'm feeling # Goddess of love, please take me to

your leader # I can't help I keep on dancin

# Goddess of love! Goddess of love! # Take me to your planet

# Take me to your leader, your leader, your leader

# Take me to your planet # Take me to your planet

# Take me to your Venus, your Venus, your Venus

# When you touch me I die, just a little inside

# I wonder if this could be love, this could be love

# Because you're out of this world, glaxy, space and time

# I wonder if this could be love, this could be love

# I wonder if this could be love, could be love

# Goddess of love # I wonder if this is -- this could

be love, Venus # Neptune

# Go # Now serve Pluto

# Saturn # Jupiter

# Mercury, Venus, uh ha! # Uranus

# Don't you know my ais famous? # Mars

# Now serve for the gods # Earth, serve for the stars!

# When you touch me, I die just a little inside

# I wonder if this is could be love, this could be love

# Because you're out of this world # Glaxy, space and time

# I wonder if this could be love, this could be love

# Ooohhhhh # Wonder, if this could be love,

this could be love # Goddess of love

# I wonder if this could be love # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentleman! And her beautiful dancers. Come and join me.

Quick, quick. Fly like the wind.

Quick, quick, quick. You sit in there.

OK. Very good. That was beautiful, Lady GaGa. Gorgeous. We particularly

like that man in the pink tights. The pink tights and the guitar,

genius. Take it off. Yes. Nice. Are you all

right there? Yeah. Looking good. I'm just kind of sad. Why? Because I

can't take June home with me. Yes, you can. World Tour featuring

June Brown. Before we go, time for a story or

two in the red chair. Can we squeeze one in? Who's there? Hole low. Hi.

What's your name? Nigel. Are you from? I live in London, but born in

Jamaica. What do you do? I'm a teacher. Of? PE. Seems unlikely, but

OK. LAUGHTER

Just saying. All right, Nigel. Off you go. Obviously, a lot of people

don't realise I'm Jamaican. I went back for a holiday. There was a

singing competition by the beach. Loads of people entered. Decided to

join in and thought I could do a good job. I thought I can't go as a

Jamaican. I decided to go as a tourist. They introduced me and

asked my name. I said my name is Nigel and I from London (in a

British accent) I said where are they playing in Jamaica... And the

crowd went mental because they didn't know that a tourist could

sing a Jamaican song so good and I won the contest. Yay. You can walk.

Do you want to flip? Yes. Flip any way.

That's the most exercise he's had... LAUGHTER

One more quickly? Yes. One more. How are you? We're well, thank you. I

can't say for everyone. What's your name? Robert. Where are you from?

Living in London, but based in Sydney, Australia. Loving you

Robert. Thanks. Off you go. My story starts when I was ten years old.

Used to go down to my grandparents caravan park. When e went -- went

out fishing, on the jetty. There was family, grandparents, mother and

father. My ndfather over the edge of the jetty and his glasses fell off

and landed in the water. We were all upset. Doesn't matter. Came back the

next day, same spot. Fishing away, my grandfather caught something and

he started pulling it up and pulling it up. He pulled out the octopus

about the size of a soccer ball and the sun glasses were on the octopus'

eyes. I don't believe you. I don't believe that story.

Well done. If you would like to have a go on the red chair, you can. Go

to our website. Ladies and gentleman, please thank my guests

tonight: Greg Davies! Mr Jude Law! The divine, June Brown! And the one

and only, Lady GaGa! Join me next time with comedian Jimmy Carr,

Doctor Who's Matt Smith, and David Tennant and Robbie Williams and Emma

Thompson. Goodbye!