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This programme contains some strong language. . It's New Year's Eve and | :00:00. | :00:08. | |
I'm grate Norton. The headlines: Top guests reunited on tonight's show. | :00:09. | :00:14. | |
Fears raised that host may be drunk. Audience full of people with nothing | :00:15. | :00:18. | |
better to do on New Year's Eve act like idiots. Let's start the show! | :00:19. | :00:42. | |
APPLAUSE hello everybody. Welcome one, | :00:43. | :00:53. | |
welcome all. It's New Year's Eve. Oh, isn't it exciting? It's so | :00:54. | :01:00. | |
exciting. Hey hey, hey, did everyone have a nice Christmas? | :01:01. | :01:06. | |
AUDIENCE: YES! I thought you did. Everyone shout out your favourite | :01:07. | :01:11. | |
present. Go on, do, do. You're not that good, are you? Too little, too | :01:12. | :01:15. | |
late, lady. A lot of people were working over Christmas. New Year's | :01:16. | :01:19. | |
Eve is the time when work is over and everyone can just have a few | :01:20. | :01:29. | |
drinks, you know. Yeah! APPLAUSE | :01:30. | :01:30. | |
Because it's such a special time of year, tonight's show is all about | :01:31. | :01:36. | |
reunions. We have an incredible line-up tonight. Together, on the | :01:37. | :01:42. | |
sofa, it's the cast of Anchorman. Yeah, all of them! All of them! For | :01:43. | :01:49. | |
the first time, together on British TV, Joan and Jackie Collins are here | :01:50. | :01:56. | |
together. APPLAUSE | :01:57. | :01:59. | |
Another fantastic reunion, the Monty Python team are here. YES. We have | :02:00. | :02:05. | |
comedy from Mr Frank Skinner. And music from the one and only Mr | :02:06. | :02:14. | |
Michael Buble. The Buble is here. The Buble is here! That is New | :02:15. | :02:23. | |
Year's Eve party. Hey, hey, can't wait to chat to the Monty Python | :02:24. | :02:27. | |
team. They are performing together for the first time in years. They | :02:28. | :02:32. | |
have so many iconic sketches, like the Ministry of silly walks. Silly | :02:33. | :02:37. | |
walks was so popular it became a sporting event. Yeah. Even the Greek | :02:38. | :02:46. | |
army have used it. They have, yeah. We are excited to meet the cast of | :02:47. | :02:50. | |
Anchorman 2. Here is weatherman Brick riding a grizzly bear. I'm not | :02:51. | :02:55. | |
saying a casting couch system still operates in Hollywood, but you | :02:56. | :02:58. | |
wouldn't believe what the bear had to do in order to get a top role | :02:59. | :03:13. | |
like that. Yeah. That is a growler! Oh, funny. Delighted to have the | :03:14. | :03:18. | |
Collins sisters on the show. Joan still fondly remembered for her role | :03:19. | :03:22. | |
in Dynasty. The show was full of glamorous female stars, was it not? | :03:23. | :03:27. | |
Ah, all set in the big box world of American oil. Of course, the series | :03:28. | :03:31. | |
was re-made by other oil-rich nations. Yes. Less successfully, I | :03:32. | :03:43. | |
feel. Who's having the catfight? Jackie Collins, one of the world's | :03:44. | :03:46. | |
most successful authors, she has sold over million books. I know. | :03:47. | :03:56. | |
Mind you, the sex scenes in those books, ladies and gentlemen, are so | :03:57. | :03:59. | |
full on, some women put a different dust jacket on the book so they're | :04:00. | :04:03. | |
not embarrassed reading it in public. | :04:04. | :04:08. | |
APPLAUSE. Let's get my first guests on. | :04:09. | :04:12. | |
Breaking news, it's the Anchorman team. David Koechner is here. Hello, | :04:13. | :04:21. | |
sir. Mr Kevin Rudd is here. Hello. Christina Applegate is here. Hello. | :04:22. | :04:28. | |
Mr Steve Carell is here, hello sir. Mr Will Ferrell is here. Hello. Sit | :04:29. | :04:40. | |
your self-down. APPLAUSE | :04:41. | :04:43. | |
Welcome all. God, that is a lot of people. It is. Yeah. We all fill a | :04:44. | :04:49. | |
couch. Thank you very much for taking time out. It's great to be | :04:50. | :04:55. | |
here in London for New Year's Eve. I thought you'd like it. Did you all | :04:56. | :05:04. | |
have a nice Christmas? I always spend new year's in London. I was | :05:05. | :05:08. | |
talking to these guys. We thought, why not make it a team effort. Yeah. | :05:09. | :05:13. | |
That is so nice. So bondy and close. Yeah. I had a great Christmas. Tell | :05:14. | :05:20. | |
the story that you told me earlier? Yeah. About how wonderful your | :05:21. | :05:26. | |
Christmas was. OK. I was telling Steve how I got a pony for | :05:27. | :05:34. | |
Christmas. I know nothing about ponies. I went to the backyard and | :05:35. | :05:39. | |
it had run away. So... What a super story. Yes. Christmas miracle. It | :05:40. | :05:47. | |
was a Christmas miracle. David, you have thousands of children? Yes. | :05:48. | :05:53. | |
Christmas must be a huge deal It's crazy. I gave all of my kids | :05:54. | :05:59. | |
saddles. We were going to share the pony. Of course. It ran away, my | :06:00. | :06:06. | |
kids are now sad. Three boys you have? Yes. Distinctive names you | :06:07. | :06:12. | |
gave your children. Magnus. Yes. Mateus Yes. And Axel. Is Axel, Axel | :06:13. | :06:19. | |
Ferrell? Yes. They are Scandinavian, Swedish names that are very much en | :06:20. | :06:24. | |
vogue in Sweden but nowhere else in the world. Do you have a typically | :06:25. | :06:32. | |
Swedish Christmas? We do. We have a Yule fest. We drink, Aquaveet. | :06:33. | :06:37. | |
Lovely. Sing Swedish songs. Do we have any Swedes in the audience? Two | :06:38. | :06:45. | |
Swedes right there. Look how stylish they are. They always have a sense | :06:46. | :06:50. | |
of style. Let's all just stare | :06:51. | 3:22:16 |
