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Great guests and a chance to meet the man behind Mrs Brown's Boys. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
No wig, no dress - he looks completely different. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
I wonder what he sounds like. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
'I sound completely the fecking same, ya numpty! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
-'Now, start the fecking show!' -Let's start the show! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh! Oh! Oh! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Hello! Hello! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Good evening, one! Good evening, all! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
-CHEERING -You're very kind! You're very kind! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
We have got a packed sofa for you tonight. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Pop princess and queen of The X Factor, Cheryl Cole is here! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Miami Vice legend, and star of Django Unchained, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Don Johnson is on the show! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
-CHEERING -Yeah! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Hilarious comic John Bishop will be here! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-CHEERING -Yeah! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
And we've got the man behind Mrs Brown! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Yes, Brendan O'Carroll will be joining us later! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
-CHEERING -Uh-huh! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Plus... Plus, we will have music from the one and only, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
the brilliant Chrissie Hynde, everybody! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-CHEERING -Yeah! Woo! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Now... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
Don Johnson, of course, shot to fame in Miami Vice. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-MUSIC: Theme from "Miami Vice" -Oh, it's good, isn't it? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-I've been playing this all day! -LAUGHTER | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-I might stop playing it now. -MUSIC FADES | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Now, there's a picture of Crockett and Tubbs in action on a drugs bust. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
Ooh, now, apparently, they're about to arrest a woman | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
with a suspicious package up her skirt. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
"It's me wanger!" | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
APPLAUSE, HE LAUGHS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Miami Vice! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Miami Vice was made in the '80s and it was such a different time. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
You know, big phones. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Er, crazy fashions. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
And state-of-the-art computers. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Now, in fairness, it looks rubbish, but you could still get porn on it. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
You could! Yeah! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
You all remember printing that out. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Er, now, I'm going to be talking to John Bishop about his unusual pet. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
Yes, John adopted a pig that had somehow escaped. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
And the thing is, pigs do it all the time. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Did you see the pig that jumped from a truck in China this week? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-Did you see this? -AUDIENCE GASPS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Now, calm down, everyone! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Now, I know it doesn't look good, does it? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
But in fact, the pig was fine. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
# La-la! La-la! # | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
-LAUGHTER -Aw! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Isn't that nice? Happy ending! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
And, of course, the pig became a local hero | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
and they had a big party to celebrate. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Aw! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Delicious! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
I'm going to be chatting to Cheryl all about her famous tattoo. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
-AUDIENCE: Ooh! -Oh, I know! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
That tattoo, let me tell you, took three days to create! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
-HE GASPS -Can you imagine that poor tattooist | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
spending all those hours staring at Cheryl Cole's bum? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? -LAUGHTER | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Well, let's get our first guests on! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Bishop to Queen sofa. It's John Bishop! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-CHEERING -Hello. -Hello! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Hello, sir! Very nice to see you! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Have a seat, do! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
He's my favourite vice, it's Don Johnson! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
So smooth! So suave! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-Hello, sir, very nice to see you. -Good to see you. -Have a seat, do. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
And I've got "Cole" from Newcastle, it's Cheryl Cole! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
HUGE CHEERS | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Yay! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Beautiful! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
So ladylike! Mwah! And mwah! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Come in and sit down! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Very good! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Now, quite a diverse group tonight, cos we've got John from Liverpool, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Cheryl from Newcastle, Brendan from Dublin is coming on later... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
-WOMAN: Woo! -All right! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
What I'd really like to say to Don Johnson is good luck with that! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
Have you been attempting to talk backstage? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Um, just the bare minimum. GRAHAM LAUGHS | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-But can you make out what they're saying? -Uh, er... More or less. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-So far, so good. -OK, good. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-Yeah. -That's good. -He understood the bum tattoo pretty well. -Yes! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Well, it's hard to miss! -He had no problem understanding that. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
It's not like a lucky shamrock, is it? It's like, "Whoa!" | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
I told her that I was promised a viewing to come and do the show. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
-LAUGHTER -And now he's had one. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-I saved you the trouble, Cheryl. -Thank you. -Aren't I a sweetheart? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
And, er, Don Johnson, very pleased to have him here, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-but also very pleased we've got the right Don Johnson. -Oh, yeah. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Cos there are loads of them, aren't there? Tons! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
There's probably 50 outside the studio now. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
-Waiting to get in. -Yeah, exactly. -Lucky you were first in the queue. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I had a, um, I had an interesting experience one time. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
An African-American fella came up to me and he goes, um, "Guess what? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
"My name is Don Johnson." | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
And I went, "Well, that's great." He said, "No, no, no, for real!" | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
He reaches in his pocket and he pulls out his driving licence and, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
sure enough, it says on there Don Johnson and I said, um... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
"That's great, um, how does that work for you?" | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
And he said, "Oh, my God, I get restaurant reservations! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
"I get sporting events! I get theatre tickets! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
"Oh, it's fantastic!" | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
And I said to him, I said, "Well, what happens when you show up?" | 0:05:36 | 0:05:41 | |
And he said, "Well, I just tell them I look a lot different on TV." | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
But in terms of doppelgangers, you met... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
I've seen this picture, it's incredible. Where was this guy? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
This was in, er, in Dubai. I went over to... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-AUDIENCE GASPS -I know! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
I went over to Dubai to do a gig and the radio station said, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
"We've got somebody who looks like you, but we don't want | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
"to bring him in, it will be awkward and embarrassing." | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-So I was... I was expecting, like... -Yeah? -..you know, a black guy or... | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
Black dwarf or something to come through! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
And then, he walked in, he looked more like me than I do. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
-You know what was great? -Is that you on the right? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
-That's me on the right, yeah. -OK. -The older looking of the two. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
And what was great is that he said the same thing. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
In Dubai, he's used it to get restaurants, but he's also... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
He said, "I've pulled girls." | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
He said, "I've pulled girls saying that I'm you," | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
which I've just gone, "That is fantastic! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
"Cos now, if I ever have an affair, it's not me." | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-It's just him. -APPLAUSE | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-Now, Cheryl Cole, you've been away. -Yes. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
You been away, but now, you're back with a vengeance, young lady! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-CHEERING -You are! Yeah! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Er, because the new song - Crazy Stupid Love - | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
It's being played all over the radio now, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-but it's released properly on the 20th of July. -Yeah. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-And this one is you and Tinie Tempah. -It is. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-But this is from the new album? -Yes. -Now, when's that out? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
The album's not actually out until later in the year. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Later in the year? -Late November time. -Late November? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
We'll have a couple of singles out, and get feedback into it. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-And what's it called, the album? -The album's called Only Human. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-EXCITED SCREAMING -Only Human? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
OK, were you hypnotised and that's the keyword or something? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
"When she says Only Human, you will scream." | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
-But why Only Human? Because...? -I actually had a long time off. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Um, the last time I was on, I did a tour just after | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
the last time I was on here, alone, and then I went straight in | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
and did a tour with Girls Aloud after the ten-year reunion. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
And then, I just was exhausted and I seriously needed... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-I haven't had time off in 10 years. -Wow! -Yeah. So I literally said, | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
"Look, I need a year to myself, just to remember normal stuff." | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
Spend time with the family, I've got a poorly dog, you know, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I just wanted to spend some normal time. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
And I went through a lot of stuff. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
The album's got a lot of stuff on there. And, um, yeah, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Only Human was most fitting for what the album stands for. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
-OK. -In America, we call that rehab. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
We wouldn't like to say that she was. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Hey, Crazy Stupid Love, you've probably heard it on the radio, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
but here's a little taster | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-from the video. -CHEERING | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
# I'm realising | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
# I kinda need you around | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
# Hard to believe it | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
# I'm that girl holding your hand | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
# And I'm still trying to understand | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
# Well, I don't know how you do it to me | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
# You make my brain just stop Sink my heart to my feet | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
# It's like a roller coaster But I'm only going up | 0:08:59 | 0:09:05 | |
# I'm in crazy stupid love. # | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-CHEERING -Very good. Now... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
When you turn around... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
When you turn around and do that dancing, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
you suddenly realise how f...ing big that tattoo is! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-Yeah! -Have you added to it? Is that the same size? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
It is from mid back... | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-all the way down. -Is it...? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Oh, there it is again! Er... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Don Johnson noticed! -LAUGHTER | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
And was it always going to be that big? Was that always the plan? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-Or did it just spread? -You know what's funny? After... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
-That was the... -He made a mistake. -Yeah. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-And then, he just... -Yeah! -He kept going. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Is it like one of them? You look in the mirror and go, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
"Does my arse look big in this tattoo?" | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
No, it was after... Actually, after I got sick, I had... | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
After I got malaria, I wrote a... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
You call it a bucket list, I call it a "fuck it" list. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
And I just wrote everything I wanted to do. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
-You know, life's short. -Yeah. -And I changed my perspective. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
And I always wanted a big tattoo. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Is that a bit of the tattoo I can see there? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-No, this is a different one. -That's a different tattoo? OK, OK. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-Oh, no, I just wanted, cos it... -LAUGHTER | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
It's not my fault! It's right there! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
-And now, this is a vulgar question, but I will ask it. -OK! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Not that vulgar, but three days it took to do it? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-Yes. -Yes. -Three sessions. -Three sessions. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
So how much did that cost? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Well, the guy that did it is actually a, um.... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-an exceptional artist. -Yes. -Like he's not just a tattooist. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
-He's an artist. -He is a lucky bastard, that's what he is! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
HUGE LAUGHTER | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Yes, he's very good! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-An artist with a butt fetish. -Yeah! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-He's very good, very good at roses. -Yes. -And how much was it? | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
-It was worth it. It was worth it. -You're not telling us how much? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
-It was worth it. -But is it in the thousands? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
-Could you buy a car for that money? -LAUGHTER | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-A small one, maybe. -A small car? -Yeah. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
-New or second-hand? -LAUGHTER | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
You do realise that many people would have paid you to do it to you? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:21 | |
You didn't have to pay him anything! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
And, Don, because you have, you know, you've had quite a wild past. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-You've been through periods of wildness. -Really? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Have you escaped without a tattoo? -Any tattoos? -Yeah, no ink. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
I didn't, um... | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
I couldn't decide on anything that I wanted to live with for ever. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-I had that problem with women for a long time. -I'm sure. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
LAUGHTER Easy! Easy! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Um, I'm happily married now for... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-15 years. -Well done. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Well, if you'd like a tattoo, Cheryl - dab hand! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Yeah. -No, seriously! -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Give her a needle and some ink, she's off! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Let me think on that. LAUGHTER | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-No, we've got... You tattooed the guy who tattooed you. -I did. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
This is you tattooing Nikko. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
And now, this is what you tattooed on him. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-Aw! Isn't that lovely? -See, that's how it started! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-So, is that sunglasses? Or glasses? -No, it wasn't intended to... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
-Well, he wears glasses. -OK. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
So the idea was, his signature look is quite known | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
and he wears big thick glasses | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-that kind of look like aviators in the end. -Yeah. -My bad. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-LAUGHTER -Um... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
But then, a heart, because I think he's got a really special heart. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
-Yeah. -My initials, cos I did the tattoo. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
-Oh, is that your initials on the end? -CC. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
I thought that was you try to get the pen to work! Doing that thing! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
-LAUGHTER -You're at the post office! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
"Is there ink in this thing?" | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Now, Cheryl, very quickly, I've got to say | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-we are delighted you're back doing The X Factor. -Thank you. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-Seriously, I think... -CHEERING | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
-Everyone's really pleased... -Thank you. -..you're back on it. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
-But given how mean they've been to you... -Yeah. -..I guess the question | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
is why are you doing it? Why have you said yes? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Now that Simon's back, I mean, honestly, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
I just couldn't stand any more of the grovelling. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
It was becoming uncomfortable. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-I thought I would just help out a friend a little, you know. -Yeah. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
And you've started filming already? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-Yeah. We did two days in Manchester already. -And all right? -All right. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
-Yeah? -Feels like I've never been away. -Not too frosty? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing? A little bit of frost. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-Louis! -Oh, Louis! God love him! -LAUGHTER | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
But that's all right. Are you off with Louis? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Well, we've never been on, to be honest. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
-We look forward to that. -Yeah! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Er, now, here's the weird thing. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Cos your... I think it's your youngest, Don. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Hmm. -You've been in the business for, you know, so many years and yet, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
is it true that, up until recently, he did not know what you did? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Um, yes. Well, I think he was around six at the time, six or seven, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
but I was making a... I was making a film called A Man's World | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
and I played a hairdresser in it | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
and my...my then five or six-year-old son came to visit me on the set. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
So, P.S., a couple of years later, he's sitting in class, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
and the teacher's going around the room asking them | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
what their fathers did for a living | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
and he said, "Oh, my father's a hairdresser." | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-Yeah. -I'm pretty sure he's not! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Ooh! Well, I don't keep a lot of things around the house. I don't... | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
You wouldn't know that I'm in show business if you came in my house. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
I don't have photos of me with, you know, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
other actors or stuff like that. I kind of leave it at the stage door. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
And one of your other children, one of your daughters, | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
is about to become a huge star. Dakota. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-Yeah. -She's working as an actress now, | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-but now, 50 Shades of Grey. -Yeah, who knew? -Oh, wow! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
You know, I have this thing in my family where I say, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
"You're on the payroll if you go to school and you're going to college. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
"If you fail to go to college or anything like that, it's over." | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
You know, get a job, you're on your own. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-And so... -I said the same thing. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
My son's still going to college. He's 34. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Yes, there is that problem. I've got one like that. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
I've got six kids, so you've got some work to do. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
But she's doing this, this big movie. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
50 Shades Of Grey, which has got to be massive when it comes out. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
I would think so. I mean, it was a big book. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
It's not something that I would read, but... | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
OK, I've never read it either, but I kind of know what it's about. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
Cheryl, have you read 50 Shades Of Grey? When you're on your time off? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Aha, I got 16 pages in, that was about it for me. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
-Wow, then you whipped into a frenzy and couldn't read the rest. -Exactly. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-LAUGHTER -No-one's going to smack my arse... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
I spent a lot of money on this. Nobody's laying a finger on it. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Er, right. Don Johnson. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Don Johnson is back in movie theatres next Friday. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Your new film, Cold In July. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
We talked about this backstage, because I went to see it. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
It's a great buzz about this film, it's played all the festivals | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
and now it's hitting cinemas. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
And it's a very hard film to describe. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-Um, yes... -Oh, no, give it a go. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
It's sort of, um, a genre shape shifter. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
In other words, it starts out seeming like it's going to be one thing | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
and then it becomes something else and then it becomes... | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Then I come on and it becomes something completely different. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
And it is, it is, we cannot lie, it is a very, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
bits of it are really dark. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-But bits of it are really funny as well. It is, yes... -Yes, I handle that part. -Yes. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
Now, it's all set in the '80s. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I mean, were you kind of an unofficial, kind of, you know... | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-No, that's what I said. I mean... -But you invented the '80s. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-LAUGHTER -Without you, we'd have 1979, 1990. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Because when you look at the pictures of you guys in Miami Vice, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
we think that you were in '80s fashion, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
-but you kind of created these fashions. -Yes. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Actually, um, our costume designer came back from Italy | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
and she had all of these new designers. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Gianni Versace was relatively brand-new. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I don't think he had one store. Neither did Giorgio Armani. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
And she came back and she's handing out all of this stuff | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
and, you know, I'm looking at it and I'm going... | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
These kind of look like pyjamas. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-LAUGHTER -You're kind of right. -Yes. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-And so my style there of the T-shirt, no socks, no belt... -Yes. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:57 | |
..was a function of how... f...ing hot it was... | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
LAUGHTER ..in Miami. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
I mean, it wasn't really sort of thought out, it was just organic. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
I started just removing articles of clothing. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-And the movie's called Cold In July? -Yes. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
You must have spent time in England then. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Also, in the '80s, as you said, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
you were setting this fashion of no socks. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
But, you know, we were copying it. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
We were walking around in November, freezing. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-All these canvas, what are they called, esperados or whatever... -Yes, yes. -Oh, yes, yes. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:33 | |
-..stupid and them balloon pants and jackets up there like that. -Yes. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
God, I spent a lot of my life looking like a dickhead because of you. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Oh, and there we go. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
All right, well, listen, let's, let's revisit the '80s | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
and watch a clip from Cold In July. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
This is you tracking down a suspect | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
and getting a bit more than you bargained for. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Watch out! | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
GLASS SMASHES AND CAR SCREECHES Shit. Damn. What the... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
DOG BARKS Jesus. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
What in the dog shit is wrong with you? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Don't you have any mirrors on this damn Pinto? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
You know how to use it? You're going to pay for it. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
We could split it. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS -Ah! Oh! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Hey! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
You want some of this? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Huh? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-Agh! -STUDIO AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
That's for my car. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
DOG CONTINUES BARKING | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
And that's for a hat. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
It's really good. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
So, you're an investigator, or kind of detective, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
but you are also a pig farmer? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Yes, I found that interesting, yes. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Well, you grew up in the country, you must've been familiar. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
I did, I grew up on the farm | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
and you see pretty much everything on the farm. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
And I've known a lot of pigs. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Some of them do like it. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
She's got a mean streak, I can tell you. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
I also know some pigs with two legs. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Now, what are the chances of this? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
So, you're playing a detective who owns pigs, John Bishop owns a pig! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
-I don't own a pig, it lives with us. -Oh, OK... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
I had a couple of those too. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
They're smart, aren't they? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Yeah, he's brilliant! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
He's great...we got him from an RSPCA place | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
and what struck me about it, they talk to you, don't they? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
He talks to you! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
So, in the morning when you go to see him, he does talk. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
HE IMITATES PIG NOISE | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-He talks pig talk but... -Depends on what you're smoking. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
To be fair, in my accent, he probably sounds better than I do! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
But where did they find him? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Was he just wandering the street like a stray dog? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
He was wandering the streets somewhere in Northampton or | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
something as a baby and then they kept him for a year | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
and nobody wanted him and then my wife, Melanie, saw him on a website. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:21 | |
Listen...as that left my mouth, I wish I'd never said it! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
"My wife is trawling pig pictures on a website, yeah! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
"There's nothing wrong with that, right?!" | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
So, she ended up asking for him to come to live with us, so he did. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
Aw...and have you got the alpacas yet or are you getting alpacas? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
No, we've got alpacas coming in a couple of weeks. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
We just went berserk because, we did, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
because we moved out to a nice house in the country and we've got | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
three kids, two of my teenage lads are leaving home in September. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:58 | |
They don't know it yet... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
...just had enough of them. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
So, they're leaving home, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
so because of that Melanie just wants stuff in the house. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
So, we've got eight chickens last week, a couple of guinea fowl, | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
a cockerel, a pig, we've got four alpacas coming, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
a couple of dogs and I think there's a donkey somewhere as well. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Although that might be me! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
-So, we've got a little menagerie going on. -Wow! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
-Now, the new tour starts later in the year. -Yeah. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
So, by the autumn, there'll be a lot of alpaca material? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
I expect bookings will come from chicken owners, pig owners and | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
alpaca people, all sat there going, "Oh, alpacas, aren't they funny?!" | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
John Bishop's Supersonic Tour kicks off in October, in Plymouth | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
-and runs till December but you're doing try-out gigs now... -Yeah. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
..but you must be so brave to do that, cos how quickly do you chicken | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
out of new material and just kind of go, "Here's some greatest hits". | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
No, I don't...the hard thing is about doing stand-up is you | 0:23:01 | 0:23:06 | |
can't take time off and go in the studio and then come up with a song. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
You only know if what's funny in your head | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
is funny when you tell other people... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
-Exactly. -You can't be on your own, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
so you have to go and do these warm-up gigs and there's | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
always a bit of material that I keep trying right to the death... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
..until eventually my tour manager says to me, | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
"That's shit! Stop saying it, nobody laughs at it!" | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
I can't understand why it's not funny | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
and then there'll always be something I'll | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
say off the cuff that makes people laugh and I think, | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
"I'll have to keep it in," but I've no idea what they're laughing at! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
I always am...but that's what's good about it, the evolution of it. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
And here's to think, after all your incredible Sports Relief stuff, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
the cycling, the rowing, the running, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
I assumed you were physically broken for the rest of your life but now, | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
for your new show, you are cycling around Australia, which seems... | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
Oh, for the telly series, yeah. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-You've done this already, haven't you? -Yeah, yeah, I went in January. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Yeah, what happened is, I wrote an autobiography | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
and in the autobiography I mentioned that in 1992 I rode | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
a bicycle from Sydney, Australia back to England. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
So, this was before I did this as a job or in the business or anything. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
I just didn't want to get married. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
I was going out with this girl who wanted to get married | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
and I wanted an excuse not to get married, so I said, | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
"I'm going to ride a bicycle from | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
"Sydney, Australia back to Liverpool." | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
And then when I got back I married her. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
You didn't have any other options? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
I couldn't think of anything quick enough! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
So, when I got back I married her, cos ten months on a bike, | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
you'll marry anyone! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
So, I got back and kind of forgot about it | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
and started this other life and I wrote the autobiography and someone | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
in the BBC read it and said, "Why don't you, as a travel log, recreate | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
"the Australian bit and going from Sydney up the coast to Cairns?" | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
So, that's what I did. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
I travelled on a bicycle and did all things I couldn't do last time. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
It's called John Bishop's Australia | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
and it starts on the 7th of July on BBC ONE | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
and we've got a clip of you and this is you visiting a koala sanctuary. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:16 | |
Watch and learn, everyone. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
What are you doing now, doing the swab to test it? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
For chlamydia. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
And if he's got chlamydia, what would you give him, antibiotics? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Back to bed. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
So, without being too crude, that gets all tucked away? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
See, I'm glad you noticed. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Marsupials are back to front from placental mammals, which you are. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
You have yours round the other way. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Koalas have their testicles on top and the penis underneath | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
and the penis is tucked away nicely for protection. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Wouldn't you like that, to pack it away nicely for protection? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Some people would say that it looks like I have got it tucked | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
away for protection. | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
She's such a flirt! Such a flirt! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
You would not believe when you do something for the BBC, | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
you would not believe the amount of e-mails that we | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
had from the commissioners at the BBC about how much | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
of the koala's penis they should show. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
But I said, "You've got to show it!" | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Because I'm like everybody else, I'd never seen a koala's penis | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
and what struck me about it is that, you know, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
nature and God or whoever makes all this stuff obviously | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
looked at the koala and the first koala's hung on a tree | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
and every time I've seen a koala hug a tree, I've never thought, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
"Oooh, I hope he doesn't get a splinter in his dick!" | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
You just don't think that, do you? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Because you never wondered where it was! I thought it was fascinating! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
I spent most of the day in there, just blown away by these people. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:59 | |
They put the balls in the wrong spot too. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
If you want to hug a tree, I mean... | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
I'm with you, Don, I was thinking "Ow!" | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Yeah... | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
-On his back. -I have no idea. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
-Earring. -Yeah. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
That is the campest thing I've ever heard you say, "Oh, earring!" | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
One of those koala balls. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
You mention the book. It did really well, | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
it's out in paperback now, "How Did All This Happen" | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
and I don't know if you've seen this picture. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
So, if someone was in a book shop | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
and they saw John's book in the book shop | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
and thought they had to take a picture and tweet it | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
-because of the section the book, have you seen this? -No. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
The section the book was in, in the book shop... | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
OK, now, Don, I hope you're ready for more linguistic challenges | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
because my next guest is the creator | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
of the most successful new sitcom in years. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
And now he's made D'Movie. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Please welcome Mrs Brown herself, it is Brendan O'Carroll! | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
Sit down, sit down, sit down, | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
grab your drink there, marvellous! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
-Oh, lovely to see you! -You too! | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
-Yeah, and congratulations on everything! -Thanks very much! | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
-It's amazing, it really is. -Absolutely amazing! -It really is. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
Nobody's more amazed than I am! | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
I'm just glad to be fucking working! | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
Now, Don, are you familiar with Mrs Brown? | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
-I caught a clip of Mrs Brown, very funny. -Thank you very much! | 0:28:49 | 0:28:55 | |
-You cut a striking figure in a dress, yeah. -I do know that, I do, I do. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
I take the moustache off, cos otherwise I'd look like my mother. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
And actually, you are rocking Miami Vice pants. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
I am, I still have the gear. I wore all the gear in the '70s. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
I didn't look the dick that you did! | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
Are you sure? | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
I looked pretty cool. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:18 | |
Well, I thought I looked pretty cool but I was always a follower, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
still had my tartan scarf from Bay City Rollers. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Those were the days...I'm enjoying the show so far. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
-Oh, thank you very much. -It's been upside down balls, it's been great! | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:29 | 0:29:30 | |
The Americanisms, fantastic | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
and Louis Walsh is a wanker, I love that! | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:36 | 0:29:37 | |
Great stuff, great stuff! | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
So, that's the re-cap. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
That's the story so far. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
"Previously on the Graham Norton Show..." | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
So, listen, Mrs Brown's Boys, it's a | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
sitcom about an Irish housewife and her family. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
-You're not telling me that, right? -No, I'm telling Don. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Unless you want to know? | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
So, here's most of the cast, now, of the cast, | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
so a lot of these are relations, aren't they? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Yes, I'm a firm believer in nepotism. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Yeah, so... | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:05 | 0:30:06 | |
So, Grandad's your friend? | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
Grandad started off as my window cleaner. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
-Oh, right. -25 years ago. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
Well, he didn't clean my windows, he was a window cleaner. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
And one of the first gigs I did was at the Rathmines Inn. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
And one night we were putting the gear in the van | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
and he started carrying out stuff... | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:20 | 0:30:21 | |
He's gone, he's gone, too far... | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
I can go now. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:25 | 0:30:26 | |
That's the first time in my life anyone's looked at me | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
to explain what someone else is saying! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
I just think it's hilarious that I need English | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
subtitles on an English show! | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
I'm sorry, what did you say? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
Listen, you'll acclimatise, you'll acclimatise. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
-So, and then your daughter is your wife. -Yes, yes, that gets weird. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:57 | |
-Yes. -At home, "Who's your mammy? Who's your mammy? Who's your mammy?" | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
-Winnie is your sister? -Winnie's my sister...well, she says she is. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
There's 11 of them, I can't remember them all! | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
-Winnie's brilliant in the movie! -She's super, isn't she? | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
She's great in the movie! | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
-My son plays Buster, that's your dog's name. -Yeah. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:21 | 0:31:22 | |
HE BARKS | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
-There's trivia. -Me and my trivia. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
Your family is very large, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:27 | |
so the people who aren't in it must be very pissed off! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
You mean, aren't in the family or aren't in the show? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
-Aren't in the show. -Fuck them! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:35 | 0:31:36 | |
Mrs Brown the movie, I've been lucky enough to see it. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
Honest to God, you laugh but you do...I cried, it's really sweet. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Thanks very much, thank you. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
It's very sweet and it's very funny and it's what people would expect. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
It's got all the coarse jokes and all the rude jokes. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
It's very Irish, in that we don't do just straight comedy in Ireland, | 0:31:57 | 0:32:02 | |
we do comedy with pathos. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:03 | |
So, if you're going to have a bit of fun, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
you want to go to an Irish funeral. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
-That's true. -We get all the fun and then we'll all have a cry | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
and then we'll have a laugh again. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
So, it's that kind of structure to it. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
You know, I don't think you can have one without the other | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
but I love that she always lets them...I say "she" like she's | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
somebody else, I swear to God! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
She'll be wearing my knickers tonight! | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
She always lets them off the hook. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:26 | |
-There's a scene on the bridge, that mother-daughter thing. -Oh... -Me too! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:31 | |
And I knew it was me in a dress! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
I'm crying watching it but that bit at the end when she says | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
"Sophie's Choice" and then she lets them off the hook and I love that! | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
No, it's very good and also, for me, it's almost like a love letter | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
-to Dublin. -Well, thanks, that's what I intended to do. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Look, Ireland's getting a bit of a bad time at the moment, | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
we're getting a bit of bad press about financial things | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
and how things are going etc. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
But Dublin is a beautiful city and it's a really warm city. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
-Yeah, it is a beautiful city. -Thanks very much, Cheryl and... | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
Brendan built it. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Newcastle is one of my favourite places! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
I agreed with you, you didn't say thanks to me! | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
You get a tattoo like us on your cock and I will! | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Mrs Brown, you've talked about how she's been inspired | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
by lots of women growing up that you knew but particularly your own mum. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:30 | |
Yeah...well, I used to tour America, erm, where you're from. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
Funnily enough, where I live now and they've no problem understanding me. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
That's not true, come on! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Well, I'd tour on the book tours and they'd always ask me | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
the most bizarre questions and one of the questions they'd ask is, | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
is Mrs Brown based on your mum and I used to say, "no". | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
I used to say, "No, she's not". | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
And then I started to realise, actually she is. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
My mum was very well educated, thanks to the nuns, she was a nun. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
She started out her life as a nun, had 11 kids | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
so obviously she was right to doubt her vocation! | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
But thanks to the nuns, she got an education. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
She had a really good education | 0:34:12 | 0:34:13 | |
and she ended up with a Bachelor's Degree from Galway University. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
And I think if Agnes would have had that education, yeah, | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
they would be very similar, cos my mum had that same kind of wisdom. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
Can I just tell you, I loved touring in America, cos I can tell them all | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
the lies and they believe them all. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
I can tell them about leprechauns in | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
the garden and they actually believe it! | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
Well, yeah, look at our government! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
Clearly, they'll believe anything you tell them. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
I remember once, one woman put her hand up and said, "Excuse me, sir." | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
And I said "yes", | 0:34:44 | 0:34:45 | |
"Can I ask, what is bollocks?" | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
And I said, "Most of what I've been | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
"fucking saying for the last ten minutes!" | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:53 | 0:34:54 | |
They're the most bizarre people but my mam... | 0:34:54 | 0:34:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:58 | 0:34:59 | |
-No offence. -No offence. -None taken. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
You're not really American, you're Don Johnson. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
-LAUGHTER There is that. -That's true. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
He was the inventor of the '80s! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:11 | |
As you said, 1979 - 1990. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
But your mum... 11 kids, a two- bedroom house.. I mean, that's... | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
How did they have sex? | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:22 | 0:35:23 | |
We knew the sign was... | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
My mother used to say, "Gerry, I think you need to peel my corn." | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
Of course we'd all go, "Eurgh!" | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
And then he went and peeled her corn and the next thing, there was another brother. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
11 kids. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
But she was quite an extraordinary woman in that... | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
She was a woman's woman. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
She came out of the convent, then she went to teach. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
And when she married my dad, | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
she married him only because he could dance. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
She got fired, because in Ireland at that time, if you were | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
a civil servant and a married woman, | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
you couldn't work as a civil servant. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
So she's never having that. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
She joined the union, changed that law, | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
and then got elected to Parliament | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
and then became Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs, Chief Party Whip. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
She changed a lot of laws. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
-CHERYL: Fascinating woman! -She was a fascinating woman. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
And when she retired from politics she had a few bob, | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
so we were convinced we were in the lolly. But she didn't. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
She bought a couple of houses and turned them | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
into a home for battered wives and homeless children. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
In which we all volunteered and all worked in. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
-So it gave us a good grounding... -APPLAUSE | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
No, no! Give HER a round of applause, not me! | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
-No, she's dead. -LAUGHTER | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
So don't waste it. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
She was a powerhouse of a woman and she was a woman for change. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
And she taught me something more important than anything else. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
First of all, don't be afraid. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
It's one of the reasons I admire Cheryl - you're never afraid. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
You speak your mind and it's a great thing. Fair play to you. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
She told me never to be afraid. Don't be afraid to fail. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
Don't be afraid to succeed. Most of all, don't be afraid to try. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
And it's not what you have, it's what you DO with what you have. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
And that goes for money as well. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:11 | |
Brendan, it's been lovely talking to you. Lovely to hear about your mum. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
-The movie is out next Friday. -Yes. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
And here's a taste of what to expect. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
Hello. We are looking to get a receipt | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
and we were told we could get it here. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
National Records Service. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:38 | |
So this is the National Records Service, is it? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
-No, you're through to the wrong building. -Oh. What's this, then? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
Hello? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:45 | |
Hello! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
National Records Service. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
Excuse me! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
Listen very carefully. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
Is this the National Records Service? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
Yes, this is the National Records Service. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
-Shall we get the receipt here, then? -Hold on, please. -OK. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
-OK, what? -We're holding on. -For what? -For the receipt. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
National Records Service. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
Listen, feck-face! How do I see the actual receipt?! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
Get your feckin' hands off me! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
I have four sons! | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
-Now what? -I don't know. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
We have to get in there. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
Maybe if you disguised yourself. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
-Disguise? -Yeah. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
You could disguise yourself as a man! | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
No, Winnie, I'd never get away with it. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
Very good! | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
Right! | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Time for our musical guest tonight. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
She was a Pretender and, after 35 years in the music business, | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
she has finally released her first solo album to rave reviews. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
Performing her current single You Or No-one, | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
please welcome Chrissie Hynde! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
# This lonely heart's been yearning | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
# The skies above been turning | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
# Feels like the universe just grew | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
# I've waited for so long | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
# Aaahh, I've waited for so long | 0:39:30 | 0:39:35 | |
# I just wanna be with you always | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
# Wanna be around you always | 0:39:39 | 0:39:43 | |
# Just wanna be with you | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
# Or no-one | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
# Making it you or no-one | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
# And when the night starts falling | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
# Even the stars are calling | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
# Spinning and spilling out your name | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
# Aaah, now that's what I call faith | 0:40:04 | 0:40:09 | |
# Aaah, spilling out your name | 0:40:11 | 0:40:16 | |
# Forever and ever | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
# Love is a hurting thing | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
# It never goes away | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
# Forever is a long time | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
# To wait for you to say | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
# I just wanna be with you always | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
# Wanna be around you always | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
# Just wanna be with you or no-one | 0:40:38 | 0:40:43 | |
# Making it you or no-one | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
# Please stay | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
# Never go away | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
# Please stay | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
# Never go, never go away | 0:40:55 | 0:41:01 | |
# I just wanna be with you | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
# Wanna be around you | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
# Just wanna be with you or no-one | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
# You always | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
# Wanna be around you always | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
# Just wanna be with you or no-one | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
# Every day you or no-one | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
# Wanna be around you | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
# Just wanna be with you or no-one | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
# You or no one | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
# Just wanna be with you or no-one | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
# Baby, with you or no-one. # | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Chrissie Hynde, everybody! | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
Come and join me, do! Beautiful dog! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:09 | |
-Thank you! -Chrissie Hynde! | 0:42:09 | 0:42:13 | |
-That's a John Bishop. -Hello! | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
-Don... -Hello! | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Long time no see. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Sit down, sit down, sit down. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
-Do you know Don Johnson? -Yeah. -We've met. -Have we? Did we...? | 0:42:26 | 0:42:32 | |
-Well, I met -YOU! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Oh, the '80s! | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
-It explains a lot! -It was such fun! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
So, Stockholm, the new album, which I... | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
Someone said to me, "Is this Chrissie Hynde's first solo album?" | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
I was going, "Don't be stupid! Of course it's not." But it is! | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
Well, kind of, yeah. It didn't intend to be, | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
but the guys I made it wouldn't leave their studios and their wives | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
and their other bands to be in a band with me, so I got kind of... | 0:42:57 | 0:43:02 | |
-So it is your record. -It is now, yeah. -You must be thrilled. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
-It's a great record. -Thank you! I like it, thanks. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
It had great reviews, a great response. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
-Well, you don't read your own stuff, surely. -Trust me, they're very good. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
Trust me, trust me. But that is the single. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
I've read things you've written, such sweet things, | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
about owning dogs. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
So is that song about owning a dog? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:24 | |
Er... The song we just did. Well, kind of... | 0:43:24 | 0:43:29 | |
It's about sort of unconditional love. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
And when I spoke to the fella that was doing the video, he goes, | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
"Why don't we get an old couple? | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
"Because it says, 'be with you for ever.'" | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
And I said, "Well, I'm not really sure I can relate to that. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
"How about getting a guy and a dog?" | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
-And there you go. -They sent me the video and... Oh, look at that dog! | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
AUDIENCE: Awwww! | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
-It's beautiful! -It's the fella's dog, actually. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
I didn't meet him, but that was his dog. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
Another great thing about the video - you didn't have to do anything. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
Oh, you know, I've been in so many videos and it's always a disaster. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
I said, "Get a REAL dog!" | 0:44:01 | 0:44:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
Stop it, you! | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
That is an example of how you begin to look like your pet. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:44:10 | 0:44:11 | |
-I didn't know Louis Walsh had a dog. -Whoa! | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
-I'm pleased! -Cheryl, let it go! | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
Just put it in a Louis Walsh balloon and let it go! | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
We've no time left, so, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
please thank all our guests tonight. Chrissie Hynde! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
John Bishop! | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
Don Johnson! | 0:44:42 | 0:44:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:43 | 0:44:44 | |
Cheryl Cole! | 0:44:44 | 0:44:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
And Brendan O'Carroll! | 0:44:47 | 0:44:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
And that is it for this series. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
But do join us next week for our look back | 0:44:52 | 0:44:55 | |
at some of the highlights of the year so far. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
We'll be back in the autumn. Until then, have a great summer. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
Thank you very much. Good night and bye-bye! | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 |