Episode 3 The Magicians

Last week, on The Magicians, Barry and Stuart secured their second

victory. It would be fantastic to win again this week. Pete came in

second. I have been lost, I have been second, tonight it is number

one. Of course I am upset, nobody likes losing. How many have the won

so far? Is it zero? This week, the magicians are joined by three new

celebrities to compete with four amazing new tricks, to win your

vote and avoid the forfeit. We are doing something that has literally

never been seen before, it is live, there is a lot at stake. Just 40

minutes ago, the celebrities found out what the forfeit his. Oh, my

God. Does it hurt? Like hell! will triumph and who will face the

bed of nails sandwich? You decide. Live from Shepperton Studios...

Please welcome your host, Karen McMullan and The Magicians. --

Darren McMullen. The spectacularly so Mr Barry and Stuart. La

illusionist Latimer, and the crafty, Hallow, Shepperton. Welcome to the

magicians, prepared to be blown away by these guys and their

incredible mystical magic. Each week, are magicians will be joined

by a celebrity who will be performing an unbelievable trick to

win your vote and avoid the death the find for food. But first, let's

meet the celebrities. -- death Joining Latimer, Pussycat Doll

Kimberly Wyatt. And accompanying Pete Firman, the Queen of the bake-

Mrs The Magicians alive. -- This is The Magicians live. All of macs

have just got four trick to try to impress you lot are -- all of our

acts. The team with the lowest number of votes at the end of the

show will have to take on the death-defying forfeit. We are so

naughty, aren't we? It is pretty bad, this week. Check out the

moment before we went live, when this lot found out what lies in

store. Tonight's deadly forfeit will see the losing act having to

lie on a bed of a 1,000 terrifyingly sharp six-inch steel

nails. A second bed of nails will be forced down on top of them,

whilst members of our audience walk across it. It is the bed where

nightmares come true. Oh, God, that looks even worse than last week!

Even David Haye looks a bit scared. I bet you are sorry you came on now.

Are you ready? Yes! Are you ready, guys? Yes! Led the competition

begin. Up first, trying to win your vote and avoid the 4th at, Latimer

and Kimberly. Faith -- avoid the I am Kimberly Wyatt, the former

Pussycat Doll, you may have seen me as a dance judge. I had a lot of

fun last big but I ended up doing before Fred. Fay -- last week. I

haven't dressed up like a woman and I haven't done a pirate shovel, so

are kind of thinking I am winning. We are going to be bending the laws

of physics, and last but not least, I am going to take you for his bin.

Pete, Barry and Stewart are good with tricks, my job is to take

magic to a whole new level. I don't know what the forfeit his but I

Hoping to avoid the bed of nails tonight, I can guarantee. Give it

Thank you. When I was nine, I saw my very first magic show. I saw a

beautiful, romantic scene of a man levitating a woman. It was pure

magic. Of course, it didn't take so long before somebody tried to ruin

it for me. They said, you can't see it from a different angle, you can

only see it from one point of view. In fact, you cannot see it from

behind. It is not magic. It is just I have spent the rest of my life

trying to recreate wonder. I don't know what you have seen before, but

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 193 seconds

Tonight, no more tricks. Just magic. What?! What's next? Just a regular

date with Latimer. He brings a smoke machine to all his dates.

found that quite emotional, I am slightly Branning. It was amazing.

Her lovely hands, it was beautiful. Tell me, Pete Firman, you have two

mind-reading tricks tonight. You know what I'm thinking? You are

nuts. It is live television, anything can go wrong. This is

about taking a chance. Are you confident you will not be doing the

forfeit tonight? It is weird, I feel like I am at the best pair tea

in the world, but there is an executioner standing with a large

axe saying, I am going to get you - - the best party. If you don't

vote... Next up, the Posh and Becks of magic. The show at -- to show

the locals a trick or two, put your hands together for Pete and Mel.

That is not bad. I am Mel Giedroyc, and a presenter, actor, and I look

after people's dogs a lot. Tonight we are going to be doing fruity

prediction. We have an English breakfast take on a Harry Houdini

classic. We are going to round things off with a crafty card trick.

My older brother had a magic trick when he was 14 called fingers does.

He needed an assistant but might elder sister got the job, she

became Zaza the beautiful. Tonight, you are Zaza. I don't have to wear

a leotard? Or flesh-coloured tights? Mel might be doing this to

fulfil a childhood dream but I am here to write the smiles of Barry,

Stuart and Latimer's faces -- wipe Up I am here to say, look who is

Hello. Have you got a moment? Can we show you a trip? Take a spot

over here. Have you got a mobile phone? In my hand. Ready to take

any calls at any time? Can I take it? I will look after it. Keep

track of the phone. I am going to try to confuse you a bit. I am

going to put it inside the envelope. Where is it now? In the envelope.

am going to take... Still in the number of? She is good. -- still in

the envelope. I have also got three identical sealed envelopes. Into

each one, I have put a chocolate bar. I am going to mix up all of

the envelopes. You might think I know which one has got your mobile

phone inside. I want you to take the envelopes and makes them behind

your back. I think I am shovelled. Bring them around the front. Please

give one of them to Pete. It has gone all the way down there. I

wanted to hand an envelope to Mel. One that contains the bar of

chocolate. We are going to post it for you. I want you to hand the Ian

Blair be believed does not contain your phone to me. Are you sure

about this? -- I wanted to hand the envelope that you believe does not

contain your phone. If you can open the envelope, take it out. Your

pink mobile phone... It's not No! Its floating, has anyone got a

We will make it up to you, Mel is a whizz on the amusement arcade

I can't eat, I feel sick. We are going to win you a prize. You can

have a turtle... Or... My fine! -- LAUGHTER

A lollipop, wow! APPLAUSE

She won't be voting for him, will she? Not a great trick to play on

somebody when you want phone votes. Hide their phone. You are with a

champ of champs here. These guys are looking for the hat trick. How

are you going to do that? This week, we are going to change tactics, we

have been nasty. This week, David has brought a nice side to us.

The nice nice guy of boxing! Battling to make it three wins on a

row tonight, Barry and Stuart with I'm David Haye aka the Hay Maker.

Barry and Stuart are going fob the hat trick. I always wanted to know

how they they do these crazy illusions.

And making us happy is very difficult. In boxing you have got

to go out there and make it happen. You can't make mistakes. I have got

a treat for you guys, Latimer and Pete! I hope there is a forefit for

the loser. The Haymaker doesn't do forefits!

APPLAUSE Live in the studio with a close-up

magic, put your hands together, it It is a nil known fact, but David

Haye here is a wine expert. What do you drink red and futy.

-- fruity. Not when you are training. What is

the strongest thing you have when you are training? A glass of milk.

We are going to a trick that some of awe may think it is miraculous.

We want someone's help who likes wine. Put up your hand if you like

wine a bit. A lot of hands going up. Let's see. How about that little

kid with the checked shirt? have to be over 18.

The girl with the green scarf. She looks like she drinks wine.

Give her a round of applause. APPLAUSE

You have got a a bottle of mineral water. We need you to be the taste

buds for everyone in the room. Take a taste of it. Confirm it is just

mineral water? Yes, just water. Pure water, no traces of alcohol in

that. We are going to attempt to do a

trick which hasn't been done for 2,000 years, give or take.

I am going to break the seal next to my microphone. David, are you

ready? Yes, I am. This is water, you have tasted and

verified with your own lips. If this works, it will be a miracle.

Watch as it changes in mid-air. APPLAUSE

I know what some of you are thinking, but no, it is not a

simple trick where the water has changed colour. The moll molecules

of the water has changed. It smells of wine.

Taste and confirm for us that that is real red wine. Water into wine!

APPLAUSE David, give that back.

David, we have got something else. Just for you, we have got a special

surprise. We say normally that we have nothing up our sleeves, but

David, just for you, just for tonne tonight, we have inside Barry's

sleeve, a glass of milk! APPLAUSE

It's milk! APPLAUSE

Water into wine, very brave, guys. The last guy that tried that had a

run in with a bed of nails, let's hope you don't suffer the same

tonight. All our acts have performed their first trick which

means the phonelines are open. To save your favourite celebrity and

the magician from a horrendous forefit, you need to pick up the

phone. Remember the act with the fewest votes will have to endure a

bed of nails sandwich. Nasty stuff. The magicians agree, this is the

worst one we have done yet. The Calls will cost you 15 pence. And

calls from mobiles will be more. If you want full terms and conditions,

you can find them on the website. Stick around, folks, there is more

coming your way. Here is a little Still to come:

Will Mel and Pete's classic win your vote? Latimer and Kimberley

attempt the impossible. And Barry and Stuart use the powers

APPLAUSE OK, Barry and Stuart will have a

special treat. Next up with their location, grand illusion, it is

In 1914, Houdini, arguably the world's most famous magician walked

through a solid brick wall. Houdini, he walked through a simple

brick wall, you Pete, are going to walk through a solid wall of baked

beans. We have over 2040 cans here.

That's 17 gallons of salt, Pete. The equivalent of an atom bomb. Not

that ladies ever do a trouser cuff, Mel, I know that.

Moving on... Pete, you will be working on solid concrete floor.

There are no trap doors. Easy. Easy. The structure is delicate.

Yes, it took over three hours to build. If it came down, it would

really hurt. Look, we have got loads of people to watch.

Thank you very much for coming down. Hello.

APPLAUSE Pete, I hope we get triple loyalty

points for these. Of course. Mel, as the wall was

being built, we have treated a set of handcuffs with a long chain

through and in between the cans and we are going to be handcuffed.

Cuffed together in magic forever. It is a dream come true. Could we

have help. Viv, I have got the key to the cuffs and I would like to

you come around this way, Viv, probably in your line of work,

people don't ask you to do this, but can you cuff me, cuff me good

and proper? Oh, she is good. Thank you very much. Oh and don't

lose the key. If you can dot same on this side.

Handcuff me through the wall. If you can take my jacket. Fantastic,

that's great. Let's hope passing through a load of beans doesn't

have the same effect as a load of beans passing through Pete Firman.

Lovely work, bring her around here. Mind the tower of beans.

Careful as you come up to the stack of beans. We don't want to knock

those down. Are you ready, Mel, are you all

right? Oh, you are a saucy devil, Pete.

Let's do it, Mel! OK. Start pulling gently, not too

hard. I'm starting to move.

Are you all right? Oh, it is wet, Mel. It is very wet.

Oh Pete. Careful. Are you all right there, Pete? Are you all right?

almost there. You're doing well, Pete.

I can feel the weight. I can see the head.

It feels great. Actually don't do that. Viv, will

you do the honours. That is amazing. When he came through the beans, I

assumed the wall was going to collapse. It was amazing, you had

the beans dripping from his head, but the wall was in place. I don't

see how it happened. I haven't got a clue how he got

there. He came through the beans. I was

really impressed. You should do the honours. You

APPLAUSE Pretty useful, it is not a useful

trick, but entertaining, wasn't it? AUDIENCE: Yes.

If you thought so too, make sure you pick up the phone and save

these guy frs doing tonight's forefit. Barry and Stuart, with

That illusion was really romantic, but David Haye here is working with

Team Barry and Stuart, and we don't want to do anything romantic. We

want to up our game. We want to an illusion and we will make it sexy.

We know what you are thinking, yes. How could magic be sexy? Well,

there are ways that you can make anything sexy. You can start with

sexy music and David brought along his favourite CD with music to set

the mood. Can we play that now? Track two.

That's it. Now some sexy lighting and sexy

walking and pouting. Now a sexy girl who you lift into

Now a sexy girl who you lift into your box.

LAUGHTER You You shouldn't have had lunch.

Get in the box. Help her into the box and do up the

clasps. The sexyclasps.

Now you are going to lift your lady into horizontal position.

We have got razor sharp blades. So sharp you can shave your face with

them. Smooth and sexy. Ready, David? I am.

We have these two blades joined together. Two blades joined

together. Two have become one, that's double sexy!

Everybody knows that when you use water, things will become

automatically 10% sexier! LAUGHTER

Soaking sexy. At some point show the audience your walnut.

LAUGHTER Almost too sexy.

Four more blades and you will have have cut your assistant into nine

equallyised -- sized sexually little pieces. Do it, David, nine

pieces, all at once! Yes!

And... The square root of sexy. And now for the splits, not us, her.

APPLAUSE That's sexy.

How can it possibly get any sexier than this, David? There is only one

way to get sexier, move it team. Ladies and gentlemen, sexy from all

angles. We all know that breaking up is

hard, but getting back together again... Oh, that's sexy.

How are you feeling down there? Wiggle your fingers if you are all

right. Bashing people on the head, sexy.

Getting the blades out at the same time... Everyone knows that's real

sexy. Take it down a beam and back sexy. Take it down a beam and back

We can do this. We're here with the strongest man in the world, Barry.

Hang on, we can do this. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. What has

happened here is death, and that is certainly not sexy. Is she alive?

Issue alive? These blades are clean, they have to be, otherwise this

It is at this point, everyone asks the same question, especially

ourselves. Is she still alive? don't think so, Barry. We have got

to ask ourselves, is she in one piece? Are you in one piece? I

Wait, there is one final way to make anything sexy. Posing and

Wow. We almost killed someone on live television, that was -- I was

very nervous, and we almost took his eyebrows off at the end.

Everyone is still alive, the show must go on. It is live television,

anything can happen. What do you think? They got sexy. Maybe too

sexy. I was worried. What have you got? I have got Kimberly, she is

very sexy. But she is a killer magician. Really? Have you been

practising your magic hands? I have magic hands and magic moves. Let's

see, here we go. Hoping for his first win, this is a world

exclusive, here they are with a Are you enjoying London? I love it.

Abbey ever been to this fountain? have driven by it but I have never

Would you like to see an illusion? I would love to. You have got to

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 193 seconds

trust me. OK. It has got to be every day. Not at all! Wow! Let's

go to the store, I need some more That was brilliant. It is a world

first. I normally would say, don't try that at home, but if you can

walk on water, who am I to tell you what to do? We are at the halfway

mark. If you want to save your favourite from the bed of nails,

you have got to get on the phone. It is getting very tense in here,

after that big trick. We can all feel it. OK, time for the location

grand illusion. I would like to welcome them back. It is the

undefeated featherweight champions of the show, please welcome Barry

All right, we are set up, we have a nice view. A very good view. We are

going to find someone, do you want to come with us? I will stay here.

Hi, how are you doing? We are looking for one person to come with

us to meet the boxer, David Haye, and take part in an experiment.

do only need one person. We are going to choose that person at

random, by spinning a bottle. It is going to be you. What is your name?

Naomi. Do you want to come upstairs? Yes, sure. We will bring

This way, to meet our special guest. This is David Haye. Nice to meet

you. Nice to meet you. You found a victim! The reason why we have

brought into the top of this building is to show you an

experiment that uses light. We are going to use this light bulb. David

going to use this light bulb. David has been working on something.

have to stare at the light bulb, think about it, focus on it, really,

deep down, feel it, see it. He is good, isn't he? That is how you do

it. If you could hold on to this right there, that is perfect. It is

away from human skin, it is isolated. Imagine a happy memory

and see it in the light bulb. Keep concentrating on the memory, don't

let it fade away. Oh! Naomi, you are very good at this. So good that

we think we should do this on a grander scale. We have taken you up

on to this roof terrace because we are surrounded by the City of

London. There are buildings and skyscrapers everywhere. We want you

to pick a building, or any building. And I look around, have a good look

around. Don't worry, we will not ask you to shuffle the buildings,

just to pick one. I have picked one. Which one would you like? That one.

The one with the pyramid on top. The smoking one. Canary Wharf, with

the flashing lights. To make this work, you need to think about

someone who is very special to you, someone you have not seen in a long

time. Don't say their name but have you got someone? Yes. Keep that

person in mind, continued to look at the building. Concentrate, on

the name of that person, really think about them right now. Like

you focused on the light bulb earlier, really look at it. It will

have to be a powerful memory for were thinking of? Yes! Who is that?

She is my best friend, I was a bridesmaid a few months ago, we

went to New Zealand together. was the last time you saw her?

few months ago. You're thinking of their just then? Since we are on

the roof terrace, we would like to do one more thing. Come and check

Keep on concentrating on your friend, Beth. Imagine you can see

her. Oh, my God! When her name popped up on the building, that was

really amazing. I don't even know how they managed to know what I was

thinking, to know that I picked that front. I have never met them

before. To make her appear as well, that was even weirder. When the

Clough dropped, it was so bizarre seeing her, I did not think that

was even possible. She doesn't live in London, she lives really far

away, I don't know how they did These guys are going out with their

nice guy routine, it is grippingly out a bit, I think I prefer the

dark and twisted -- gripping me out. Here to win your vote, Pete and Mel.

Mel and I are going to continue with a card trick. I am going to

get someone to check those out. Have a look at those, make sure it

is a perfectly normal pack of cards. Take your time, we are going to be

doing the trick with this DEC. Just a joke. Keep them face down so you

do not know the order of the cards. And then faced down to me. Over my

left shoulder is Mel. She has a poll. I am the poll with a pole.

That went down better in rehearsal. At the end of the poll I have

attached a sanitary bucket, which is going to come in very useful for

is going to come in very useful for keeping a deck of cards in. I am

going to take the deck of cards, going to take the deck of cards,

then circlet with a rubber band. Of these cards may come to you in a

moment. Don't do the ace of spades, that would be obvious. Hold the

pack face down, pull it up and see a card and remember it. I am going

to pass the pack of cards inside this empty bucket. You are a little

pale. Nothing at all! The ball is coming into you, sir. Please take

the deck. Drop the cards back in the bucket. Let's go further afield.

You never told me you had an extending poll. I am a man of many

talents. Reach inside their, pull the pack of cards. The sound man is

green with envy! Do you reckon a bit further still? I think I can

take it a little bit further... Sorry. Really be careful. I am

going to go for Lady... Look how I am anchoring with my thighs. Lady

with a lovely top, make it quick... I am having a bit of a problem,

Surrey. I don't want to bang your of that! I am going to go to the

back. Sorry, I don't mean to walk you up. I can go all the way to BBC

Two on this, I really can! You sir, if the blazer if you can reach in

the bucket. It is all right, we have got public liability. Today

would be good fella. Just inside there. Hold the deck face down. I

apologise. Have you got a card? Amazing.

Right. We have got four different people thinking of four cards.

Would all four of you stand up for for me, please? If you have a free

choice of 52, we couldn't manipulate the cards, you were

holding them all the time. Mel and I are going to tune into your

thoughts. We are going to name four thoughts. We are going to name four

cards. If we name the card that you are thinking of, we need you to sit

down. Be careful because your chairs will have flipped up behind

you. They are very cheap. Is that all clear now? If one out

of four people sat down, I would be impressed.

I would be over the moon. That would be awesome. If all four

people to sit down, I expect this audience to go wild and for

everybody at home to vote for Team Pete.

I don't want to do the bed of nails!

Are you there, Mel? I have got Tony Blackburn.

Wrong wave length. If we name your card, sit down.

Ten of spades, five of clubs. Seven of diamonds. Did we do it?

APPLAUSE I am amazed.

I am glad. APPLAUSE

Pete, very good mind reading and handling the bucket. Was it good

enough to save them from the the sandwich of nails, do you think?

AUDIENCE: Yes. If you thought so at home, get on

the phone. Next up hoping to avoid the sandwich of terror, it is

To do magic, I study different art forms. This is Kimberley.

Hi. I do have one trick. Watch closely. No nails. No nails. No

nails. Nails. LAUGHTER

I study balance. What I'm going to try and do for you now is make this

No. No. Maybe it needs more friction or something like that.

Maybe it needs a bit of friction. Oh, that's a lot of friction!

Maybe it was a bit too much friction.

I can feel it heating up as it is coming back through. Feel the heat

on there. LAUGHTER

We'll do something else. A magic coaster and this here. We will use

this. Can I use your drink, sir? Watch carefully. I will get it to

that. How did you do that? I spent the

hole time thinking how they did it, whether it was mirrors, but no.

OK, our acts have one more trick left before someone gets nailed!

This is the last time you will see the numbers. The vote lines will

close in approximately ten minutes, after everyone has performed their

final trick. This is your last chance to save your favourite. Here

To save Barry and Stuart and David To save Latimer and Kimberley, add

Ten of spades, five of clubs. Queen of hearts, seven of diamonds.

Did we do it? Yes!

Calls cost 15 pence from a BT land line. Calls from mobiles could cost

more. If you want the full details, head to the website. It is all up

to you folks, Latimer doesn't want to do the forfeit this week and

this is his last chance to win you overment here they are with their

live, close-up magic, Latimer and Thank you. Thank you. For close-up

magic, we are going to be using this deck of cards and it will

this deck of cards and it will represent our audience. We have a

lot of different cards. A lot of different faces and a couple of

jokers! I want you to imagine with all these different faces from the

front, that's a deck of cards, but from the back they look the same.

They are kind of like people. Very true. In this envelope, I have

eight powerful cards, but first I need a unique volunteer. Do I have

anyone that's willing to come up and help us from the audience?

You look very unique. Do you mind coming up? What's your your name?

Sara. Yes, give her a round of applause.

Thank you so much. Now, all we need you to do is pick a card.

Pick a card, any card. Are you sure you want that card? It has to be a

card that defines you. Pull it up, place it over there. Inside this

envelope, are eight very powerful cards. They look like your card,

except they are blue on the back. They are blank on the face, but all

these cards want to do is just be like you, whether you want them to

or not, whether your eyes are open or closed. These cards want to be

just like you. Now what card did you get?

They just need to be next to you. These cards, want to do everything

that you can do. I can feel it changing in my my

hands. APPLAUSE

Whatever you do, don't turn your back. Whatever you want to think,

be different. Whatever defines you.

APPLAUSE Because in the end, they are all

Amazing. Barry and Stuart have won two from two, but they have decided

to change their tactics and be nice this week. Maybe it will work,

maybe it won't. This is their last chance to impress you at home. Here

they are with their street magic, it is Barry and Stuart with David

Shall we annoy people with that tattoo trick? You haven't got any

tattoos, have you? My mum said I wasn't allowed to.

You are not scared of needles? If you are going to get a tattoo,

it has to be something you want. Like a boxing glove. Boxing shorts.

Box of chocolates. Or 26th December. Boxing Day.

How are you guys? Can I stop you for a second. Stephen. Have you got

any tattoos? No. You might be getting one today. Roll up your

sleeve. He wasn't lying. Before they put a design of a tattoo, they

draw it first and then on top of that, they use one of these

machines, a tattoo machine and put the ink down on there permanently.

If you were going to have a tattoo, you want something that's really

special. Something thaw love. Think Think about something that's

that's really special. It could be someone special.

What's your name? Eleanor. Someone you really love. Think

about that thing right now. Who is jasmine? That's his ex!

It is permanent pen,ing it wash wash off -- it will wash off in a

week. I can't believe that.

APPLAUSE I knew these guys couldn't keep it

clean, they had to ruin it and bring back Mr Nasty. We come to the

last act of the night. The phonelines will close in five

minutes. These guys have done all they can to impress you. If you

liked them, vote for them. Pete and Mel have one last trick up their

sleeve for you. Please welcome to the stage, one last time with their

live grand illusion, Pete and Mel. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you, that's lovely. Oh, that's very, very nice. Now you

might have noticed that Mel and I have returned to the stage in a

little bit of an orthodox fashion. We have made a prediction and we

don't want to influence you guys in anyway shape or form.

Before our studio audience arrived, I place add whiteboard beneath

someone's chair. If you can feel beneath your chair. If you have got

the whiteboard, hold it up so our sound guy can see you. Once that's

done, if you could say nice and loud, "Pete, I have the

whiteboard." Pete, I have the whiteboard.

Thank you very much, madam, lovely. LAUGHTER

Do you want to make your way to the stage? There is a stool on stage,

could you make your way up there? The audience will give give you a

nice round of applause. APPLAUSE

Now, what is your name, my love? name is Maynard.

You have the smooth, velvety voice of a young John Nettles. How is it

going? Are you on the stool? I am. If you face the audience and then

tell them what you are singing tonight.

LAUGHTER Just joking, Maynard.

Sorry about that. I want to imagine there is a huge

bowl of fruit, a massive bowl of fruit. I need to you concentrate on

just one piece of fruit. Have you got one? Don't say it out loud, but

do you have one? Yes. I want you to write that piece of

fruit on the whiteboard, is there a pen there? Joo yes.

Don't let the audience see and when you have done that, hold it to the

audience. He is quite a slow writer! I am

done. He had a free choice of fruit and unbelievably, we knew he would

We have got a house band! Turn it around, show banana to the

Stop the Music. Stop playing, stop playing, get that banner down.

said this would not happen. Hit the showers, you are done. The band,

you can go. They made those hats themselves, they are ruined.

Maynard, I trusted you. King Kong, you are done. Don't take the head

of, you have ruined it for the kids. You have spoilt the illusion. Now...

Look at his little face. Unbelievable. We had something

That is hilarious! P45 for you. They usually pick banana. We can

rectify this. There is a back-up plan. Just stand up, and get out.

Seriously, leave the room. Maynard, the exit is that were, on your way.

You sat on this deal which has a flip the lead. I know it is all

flip the lead. I know it is all weird taking orders from a banana,

but could you please lift the lid. Inside is a scroll, a prediction

Inside is a scroll, a prediction Inside is a scroll, a prediction

scroll. Prepare yourselves, ladies What can't speak can't live. Let's

Before the show, you told me things were going to get fruity, I did not

expect that. You are a smoothie yourself! How do you feel? Hot!

Kimberly, how are you feeling? little nervous. Have you ever had

acupuncture? Yes. A bed of nails is nothing like that, it is horrendous.

We have Amanda from total wipe-out in the audience! You have done

before fit. How was the bed of nails last year -- done the forfeit.

I only had one last year and I still have the puncture wounds in

my back to prove it, so good luck with that! No pressure! Feeling

confident going into the last round? It is good to be dressed

again. A lot of women across the country would disagree with that.

Ladies and gentlemen, the phone lines have now closed. Please stop

calling, your vote will not be counted, you may be charged for it.

While we tally up the votes and get them counted and verified, we have

a very special guest for you. She was the first female ever to win

the World Championship of magic, she is about to embark on her own

Vegas show, put your hand together for the first lady of magic,

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Juliana Chen, everybody. Time to get serious, time to find out who

is facing the horrendous, horrific, horrible, death-defying forfeit.

All of your boats have been voted and verified, can I have the

results, please? Legs, everybody! Thank you very much. OK, here we go.

I can now reveal, the act with the most votes tonight and who is

definitely safe from performing the The act with the fewest votes, who

will have to endure the bed of It is Pete and Mel. We can do it.

Well done, Barry and Stewart and While these guys get themselves

together, I am going to remind everyone at home and you in the

audience, what a horrendous thing Next time on The Magicians, more

mind-blowing magic, as Adam Woodyatt, Myleene Klass and Tina

Hobley joint our magicians to compete for your votes, live. Who

will impress and who will face the I have just remembered, I have got

a plane to catch... OK, here we go. You're not going to get away with

that. That was a look at next week. We are back in the moment. This

stunt should not be tried at home. Why it would you? Do I have to say

that? We are going to have to completely trust in the magician.

Can I have six volunteers who would like to help me torture these

lovely people? Can you grabbed six? While we are doing that, I want to

While we are doing that, I want to show you guys how sharp this is. I

think that one is going to be your bed. That is way your spine is

going. -- that is where your spine is going. This one is going to be

crushed on top of you. Stick to the juggling. Hold on a minute. Come

on! Are you feeling confident? I will hold bad for you. I have

worn very supportive underwear. is important that you follow Pete's

instructions, he will guide you through it. One move in the wrong

direction could be fatal. Over here on this bed. Can I check how heavy

will do it first. Just ease down. Tight slacks, not easy. That way,

OK. Oh, goodness, that hurts. A little bit further. Surrey, Pete,

for clutching your thigh. I have to. Hello, hello, that is uncomfortable

on the buttock area. Here we go. That's terrible, that is very

painful. Lovely, thanks for the pillow, that is no help at all. You

have got to move me up the bed, I am stuck, I can't move. Hello,

really don't do this, that is all I Hello, stay with me. Don't go.

where are you? Why are you putting your arms up? They are moving the

bed. Can we move the apple? When the second bed comes down on top of

us, braise it on the back edge. Stop, stop! Mel, are you OK? I feel

slightly weird. The full weight of the bed is coming down. Just give

us the halfway to! Mel, a couple of all right? Yes, I think so. Are you

ready for the first? Yes, go quite quickly. Speedily, please. Oh!

yeah. That stings, it is on the move it this way slight little but

it is digging right into my... are nearly there. I know but it is

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No, no no! Oh, yeah! Let's have a We are bonded forever, Now. They

will live. Always a good sign. -- still alive. Put your hands