Episode 14 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes, our seven contestants

have already answered yes or no to hundreds of questions

revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players, we know that one of them cries to get what they want.

Two of them say they're impatient.

But all of them are about to play the quiz that

puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven new players all waiting to play so let's meet them.

APPLAUSE

I'm Penny.

I'm a business intelligence developer from Milton Keynes.

I'm Fergus, a comment moderator from Aberdeen.

I'm Geoff, a company director from London.

I'm Steph. I'm a junior copywriter from Dorking in Surrey.

I'm Chris. I am a social worker from Port Talbot in South Wales.

I'm Mark. I'm a head of marketing

from Rolleston-on-Dove in Staffordshire.

I'm Claire. I'm a fitness instructor from Sedgley in the West Midlands.

APPLAUSE

Welcome, everybody. Lovely introductions.

Some good beard work there as well.

Now, before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey,

answering questions all about yourselves. Hundreds of them.

There's a few of them up there now.

In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of those, then those

two tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

To stay safe, you just need to be on the winning tribe and at the

end of the show one of you will be walking away with a very nice prize.

OK, good luck to you all. Before the show, we asked you the following...

I'm my own boss.

OK, let's see who said yes and who said no to that.

On our Yes Tribe it is Geoff, Steph and Claire.

And our No Tribe is Penny, Fergus, Chris and Mark.

Everybody, join your tribes.

So, our Yes Tribe. Geoff, I think

a lot of people are envious of people who are their own boss.

-What is it that you do?

-I'm a serviced apartment provider.

We've got apartments in West London

and we do corporate housing on a long-term basis.

-Didn't understand any of it but you're in charge.

-Yes. Yes, I am.

That's the main thing.

And does that mean you work less hard or more hard, do you think?

At the moment, I've got to be honest,

it's an easy gig compared to what I've been doing, yes.

That's the beautiful thing - you can say that cos there's no boss

watching, going, "Hold on a minute, I'm going to pay Geoff less."

-Claire, what do you do?

-I'm a fitness instructor.

A job I understand, at last. A fitness instructor.

OK, so you have your own clients and you look after your own money

-and all that kind of stuff.

-Yes.

-Now, our No Tribe are wage slaves.

Chris and Mark, I can't believe you're both allowed beards

wherever you work. I assumed you must be your own boss.

So, Mark, what do you do?

I'm head of marketing for one of the UK's biggest funeral companies.

-A funeral company.

-Yes.

-OK. Have you got a nice boss?

I have a great boss, actually.

I've only been there a year and, compared to my previous bosses,

I'd say he's one of the best.

-Oh, really. So you dislike your previous bosses?

-Yes.

-Chris.

-Yes.

-Chris, who is employing you?

-I'm employed by the local authority in Port Talbot.

-To do?

-I'm a social worker.

-And do you have a nice boss?

-I have a very nice boss because she let me have today off.

-That is nice.

-What's the name of your boss?

-Emma.

-Thank you, Emma.

Are you sure about the beard, Emma? I just think... Think about it.

So, No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds' worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If all of you get the same question wrong,

your 60 seconds will end immediately.

At the end of the round, somebody on the losing tribe will be

going home so make sure you're on the winning tribe. Simple as that.

-Penny, Fergus, Chris, Mark, are you all ready?

-Yes.

-Yes.

Start the clock.

Penny, which gemstone featured in the title of a James Bond theme

performed by Shirley Bassey?

-Diamonds.

-Correct.

Fergus, which cartoon mouse had a sidekick called Penfold?

-Pass.

-Chris.

-Danger Mouse.

-Correct.

Mark, Edgar Degas was particularly

renowned for his paintings of women performing which style of dance?

-Flamenco.

-Incorrect. Penny.

-Pass.

-Fergus.

-Salsa?

-Incorrect. Chris, to save your tribe.

Ballroom?

The answer was ballet. No Tribe, you have scored two points.

APPLAUSE

Goodness me, Yes Tribe.

Suddenly, three points will see you safely into the next round.

That's what happens when those four don't have a boss here

to tell them what to do. Absolutely fall to pieces.

Very best of luck, all three of you.

Start the clock.

Geoff, what is the capital of the Australian state of New South Wales?

-Pass.

-Steph.

-Pass.

-Claire.

-Sydney.

-Is the correct answer.

Geoff, Mitt Romney was the 2012 US presidential candidate

for which political party?

The...

-Republicans.

-Correct. Steph, to win, Howling Mad Murdock

and BA Baracus were members of group of TV vigilantes?

-The A Team.

-It's that A Team.

You've got three points, Yes Tribe,

and you're through to the next round.

Please take your places in the middle.

No Tribe, I'll tell you what, you have to hand it to the Yes Tribe,

they did their best to hand it to you, didn't they? Goodness me.

The key thing, if I ask you for an Australian city,

at least rule some out, don't just say pass.

But three points was enough because, No Tribe,

you only scored two so you were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,

the losing tribe, and one of you will be going home immediately.

I'm going to ask you a series of questions now on the buzzers.

Buzz in, give a correct answer, you'll be safely through -

you will join others in the next round.

Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, however,

you'll be going home immediately, so do take care.

Here is your first question.

In literature, the son of Lord and Lady Greystoke,

-introduced in 1912...

-BUZZER

-Mark.

-Tarzan.

..is best known by what one-word name, Mark? It's Tarzan.

-You're safely through to the next round.

-Well played.

Next question.

Sambo, freestyle and Greco-Roman are variants of which sport?

-BUZZER

-Penny.

-Wrestling.

-..of which sport, Penny? Wrestling is the right answer.

You're safely through. Well played.

Fergus, Chris, one of you will be safe and through to the next round,

one of you is going to be going home immediately

and it's all down to this question. Very best of luck to you both.

Figures on buzzers.

The characters Boromir, 006 and Sharpe

-have been portrayed on screen...

-BUZZER

Chris.

Sean Penn. No, Sean Bean.

I'm afraid I have to accept your first answer.

..were portrayed on screen by which British actor? It was Sean Bean.

Chris, I'm so sorry, we have to say goodbye to you.

That means, Fergus, you're through to the next round.

Please join the others in the middle.

Chris. That is unlucky.

Yeah, you're absolutely right, it was Sean Bean

but Sean Penn is the name that came to mind.

Chris, I think we were all looking forward to getting to know you

and your beard throughout the show but now you're leaving us.

I'm sorry to have let you down.

You haven't let me down, you've let your boss down.

Give her a little wave.

It's been lovely having you on the show. Sorry to lose you so soon.

For our other six, it's time to find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations to the six of you.

Fergus, skin of your teeth, wasn't it?

-Riding by the seat of my pants, I think, at the moment.

-No kidding.

Well, let's see if we can change that in the next round

as we split into two brand-new tribes.

Before the show, we ask you all the following...

I've had a spray tan.

Oh, Geoff, I hope you're on the Yes Tribe here.

LAUGHTER

Well, let's have a look at our Yes Tribe.

Our Yes Tribe is Fergus, Claire and Mark.

And our No Tribe is Penny, Geoff and Steph.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, Yes Tribe, we find out even more about you.

You've all had a spray tan. Mark, do you find that

when you're selling funerals, it's good to have a spray tan?

It was a long time ago and I don't think I'd have one again now.

-What, did you go into one of those high street places and...

-Yes.

-..stand up in a cabinet and get sprayed?

-Yes.

-I'm quite tempted.

-Paper pants.

-Yes.

-Fergus.

-Yes.

-Paper pants.

-Never worn them.

I usually just do it myself. Spray it on.

I went through about a year of doing it. I was like the love child of

David Dickinson and Cheryl Cole for about a year.

-Claire.

-Hello.

Spray tans important in your line of work to look your best?

-Indeed. Indeed.

-Is that your excuse?

-Yes.

-Do you have them often?

-Yes.

-Keep topped up, you know.

-Keep topped up.

Absolutely. Hey, I'm not judging. I'm not judging.

-Geoff, are you judging?

-No, no, no. Whatever floats her boat, really.

Whatever floats her boat. Have you ever been tempted, Geoff?

Not really, no. Just always been white, really. Now, my wife,

-she gets properly tanned.

-Oh, does she? Naturally?

Wherever she goes, naturally.

Sickening, isn't it? At the start of the holiday, it's not so bad but

if she's getting browner and browner,

you're looking worse and worse, is basically the problem.

Oh, you've seen me on holiday.

-Steph, never been tempted?

-No, not at all.

Just doesn't interest me in the slightest.

I wonder what side you're on at home. I bet there's lots of people

who'd secretly like to have one. I'd quite like to have one.

I'd like the experience of... Not just for the paper pants.

I'd like the experience of having one just to see what it's like.

We will start, I think, with our spray tanners, our Yes Tribe.

I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

If you're on the winning tribe at this end of the round,

you're safely through to the next round. Yes Tribe, are you all ready?

-Yeah.

-Start the clock.

Fergus, actor Jean-Claude Van Damme is famously known as the muscles

from which European city?

-Brussels.

-Correct.

Mark, on TV, which member of the cartoon Simpson family

shares his name with a poet of ancient Greece?

-Homer.

-Correct.

Claire, in golf, the clubhouse bar is often light-heartedly

referred to as which hole?

-The ninth.

-Incorrect. Fergus.

-19th hole.

-Correct.

Mark, until 1949,

the Potala Palace in Tibet was the official residence of which figure?

-Pass.

-Claire.

-Pass.

-Fergus, to save your team.

-The Dalai Lama.

-Correct answer.

Mark, actor Maurice Micklewhite is better known by which name?

-Pass.

-Claire.

-Pass.

-Fergus, to save your team.

-Michael Caine.

-Correct.

Mark, the last time a total solar eclipse was

visible from the UK mainland was in which decade?

-1990s.

-Correct.

Claire, which West End musical

is the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons?

-Pass.

-Fergus.

-Jersey Boys.

-Correct.

Mark, one of the five English classic races,

-the Derby is won at which...?

-Epsom.

..won at which racecourse? You were just out of time there, Mark.

And the Yes Tribe, you've scored seven points.

APPLAUSE

That's all right.

-Seven points. Fergus doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

-Phew!

Well played.

No Tribe, eight points will see you safely through to the next round.

Everybody ready?

Start the clock.

Penny, which 1965 film featured the songs

Do-Re-Mi and My Favourite Things?

-Sound Of Music.

-Correct.

Geoff, the wild gorilla is only found in the tropical

forests of which continent?

-Asia.

-Incorrect. Steph.

-South America.

-Incorrect. Penny, to save your tribe.

-Africa.

-Correct.

Geoff, who was the only female coach in the 2014 series of The Voice UK?

-Kylie Minogue.

-Correct.

Steph, in 2003, which Russian businessman

became the owner of Chelsea Football Club?

-Pass.

-Penny.

-Roman Abramovich.

-Correct.

Geoff, a cow's stomach has how many digestive compartments?

-Two.

-Incorrect. Steph.

-Six.

-Incorrect. Penny.

-Three.

-Oh, it's incorrect.

A cow's stomach has four digestive compartments.

You said virtually every other number there is.

And you, in fact, have scored four points, No Tribe.

And that means, with seven points, Fergus and his Yes Tribe,

you're safely through to the next round.

Please take your places in the centre.

No Tribe, undone by the stomach compartments of a cow.

One of you will have to leave us, I'm afraid.

Penny, Geoff and Steph, very best of luck to all three of you.

Here's your first question.

John Betjeman, who died in 1984, was succeeded by Ted Hughes

-in which major literary...?

-BUZZER

-Penny.

-Poet Laureate.

..in which major literary post? Poet Laureate is the correct answer.

Penny, take your place in the centre.

Geoff and Steph,

always nice at this stage of the show to have a rhyming head-to-head.

That's what you're providing. One of you will be going home,

one of you will be going through to the next round. Fingers on buzzers.

Which alloy of copper and tin is used to describe the time period

that followed the Stone Age?

-BUZZER

-Steph.

Iron Age?

It's not the Iron Age, I'm afraid, Steph.

It is the Bronze Age. Geoff, you are safely through.

Please take your place in the centre.

Steph, I'm so sorry, we have to say goodbye to you.

The good news is if you'd been on the Yes Tribe it'd have meant you'd

-have had a spray tan and you don't want that, do you?

-That's true.

Thank you so much for playing but, for our other five,

it's time to find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Well done, you five. Very impressive.

Now, Claire managed to get through

without answering a single question right in that last round.

Let's see how we're going to split you this time.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

I only read tabloid newspapers.

Claire, what tribe are you on here?

-No.

-You're on the No Tribe. OK.

Let's see who you're going to be with.

Our No Tribe is Claire, Penny and Mark.

That means our Yes Tribe, who only read tabloid newspapers,

Fergus and Geoff.

Everybody, take your tribes.

APPLAUSE

Fergus and Geoff, our Yes Tribe. You only read tabloid newspapers?

So, Fergus, you get spray tans, you only read tabloid newspapers,

-but you're super-clever?

-I love The Only Way Is Essex, as well.

-I don't know what that says about me.

-Yes, you do. You know exactly

what that says about you. But our No Tribe,

-Mark, read a paper?

-Yeah, mixture of everything.

Generally, broadsheets at the weekend.

-And Claire?

-I tend to read books more than newspapers.

She has shown all of you up there.

She reads books.

No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds-worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I pass it down the line. All three of you get

the same question wrong, the time will end immediately.

Start the clock.

Penny, the letters "lb" are an abbreviation for which Imperial unit

-of weight?

-Pounds.

Correct. Mark, in the UK, the clocks traditionally go back

-one hour on the last Sunday of which month?

-October.

Correct. Claire, in 1992, who married Nirvana frontman

-Kurt Cobain?

-Erm...

-Pass.

-Penny.

-Pass.

-Courtney Love.

-Correct answer. Claire, which woman became

Prime Minister of India in 1966?

-Pass.

-Penny.

-Indira Ghandi.

Correct. Mark, which cartoon series features a talking baby

-called Stewie Griffin?

-Family Guy.

Correct. Claire, who wrote the Pulitzer Prize-winning play,

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

-Pass.

-Penny.

-Pass.

-Mark, save your tribe.

Who wrote the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

-No, don't know.

-The answer was Tennessee Williams.

No Tribe, you scored five points.

APPLAUSE

So, Fergus and Geoff,

-our tabloid readers.

-Yes.

-Six points will see you safely through

to our Final Four.

Start the clock.

Fergus, according to the title of the James M Cain novel,

The Postman Always Rings how many times?

-Twice.

-Correct. Geoff, what Spanish word, meaning river,

is the title of a top ten hit by Duran Duran?

-Rio.

-Correct. Fergus, Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets

is the theme tune to which BBC reality TV series?

-Strictly Come Dancing.

-Incorrect. Geoff, to save your tribe.

Romeo and Juliet, what would that be?

Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets is the theme tune

to which BBC reality TV series?

20 seconds, Geoff.

I can't even think of a BBC reality TV series.

Erm...

No, I don't know, sorry.

You'd recognise it in a heartbeat when you heard it.

-It's The Apprentice.

-Oh!

GEOFF MIMICS TUNE

-That one?

-There you go, Geoff. At the end of that, the Yes Tribe

scores two points.

That means, No Tribe, you are safely through to our next round.

Please take your places in the middle.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Fergus and Geoff. That's a surprise, I would say.

Two points is all you scored, which means one of you

will be going home.

I wish you both the very best of luck.

Fingers on buzzers, please. It all comes down to this question.

The name of which casino game translates from French

as "small wheel"?

BUZZER

-Fergus.

-Roulette.

It's the correct answer, Fergus.

You are safely through to our Final Four. Please take your place.

APPLAUSE

-Geoff.

-I knew the answer for that. Pressed me button, he beat me to it.

I think we all saw that happen.

LAUGHTER

Out of the seven players, you are the only person to answer "no"

to the question, "I am a team player".

LAUGHTER

See where it gets you. Geoff, it has been lovely having you on.

Thank you so much for playing. But we have our Final Four.

And it's time to find the next Two Tribes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, our Final Four. Before we find our next split, Claire, I need

a quick word with you. Three winning tribes in a row.

You have answered one question right in the whole show, so far.

See, THAT is a team player! That is a team player, right there.

-Very impressive.

-I think it's called luck.

Well, let's see if that holds out, because the Final Four is where

things change. It's going to be two against two and at the end of this

round, one tribe will be going straight through to the final.

The other tribe will be going home immediately. There are no more

second chances. OK, let's see how we are going to split you

for this crucial time. Before the show, we asked you the following...

OK? "I stick to my New Year resolutions."

-Claire, where are you on this one?

-Yes!

-Yes Tribe. If you could

-hand-pick someone to be on you tribe, who would you choose?

-Fergus.

Is finally, a correct answer!

LAUGHTER

Whey-hay! Let's take a look at whose tribe you are going to be on.

So, the Yes Tribe is Claire...

and Penny. Our No Tribe is the gents,

Fergus and Mark. Everyone, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

Fergus and Mark, our No Tribe. You have all our sympathies.

You don't stick to your New Year resolutions. Mark, what sort of

-resolutions do you make? Do you ever make them?

-I make them

and I try to stick to them, but, generally, I'll come back to them

throughout the year - "Oh, yeah, I was meant to be doing that."

Yeah, I remember what I was supposed to be doing. Fergus, did you make

-one this year?

-My New Year resolution this year

was to clean my bed sheets at least once a month.

GROANING

My mum's going to be mortified, but it's been done twice this year.

GROANING

Just so everyone knows,

we are recording this at the end of December.

For a little bit of sanity, Let's turn to the Yes Tribe.

-Penny, you stick to New Year resolutions?

-I do.

I made one to get a bit more fit and so far, so good.

I go swimming at least three times a week.

Very impressive. Claire, you must see it a lot, cos you are

-a fitness instructor?

-Yes.

-People coming to you in January lots?

-Does that happen? And then they, sort of...

-Huge.

A huge surge in January and then it peters off and dips.

-And you stick to yours, of course? What were yours this year?

-Yes.

-Do more exercise.

-You're a fitness instructor!

That is essentially "Go to work more often".

-Busman's holiday.

-Busman's holiday. Yes Tribe, No Tribe, best of luck

to you both. This round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go

through to our final. The losing tribe will be going home.

Everybody ready? Here is your first question...

Since 1066, how many English kings have been called Henry?

-Fergus.

-Eight.

Eight is the answer, yes. More obvious than it seems, isn't it?

1-0 to our No Tribe. Well played. The Fair Youth and the Dark Lady

were the subjects of sonnets by whom?

-Mark.

-Shakespeare.

Is the correct answer, Mark. 2-0 to the No Tribe.

In 1984, who became host of the talk show, AM Chicago,

which was eventually renamed after her?

-Fergus.

-Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah Winfrey is a terrific answer. Yeah, it is 3-0 to the No Tribe

in very, very quick measure, as well.

Five points will see you through

to the next round. This is what not exercising, eating badly

and drinking does for you. Just so you know.

Just so you know.

In music, a crotchet has the same value as how many quavers?

Mark.

Two.

Two is the right answer, Mark.

Well played. It's 4-0.

I quite fancy some Quavers now. Do you?

Definitely.

Not for you two.

So, you are now one question away from playing in our final.

Penny, Claire, you could be one question away from going out.

A comeback is required.

Best of luck to all four of you.

Which actor has received Oscar nominations for films

including Gladiator and...

-Mark.

-Russell Crowe.

It's an incorrect answer, Mark.

Buzzed in too soon. I can give the whole question to the Yes Tribe.

You can confer. Which actor has received Oscar nominations

for films including Gladiator and Walk the Line?

-I need an answer.

-Joaquin Phoenix.

Is the right answer.

Joaquin Phoenix. Well played.

One point to our Yes Tribe.

So 4-1 now.

You're still one question away from a place in our final.

According to the General Prologue, which of the pilgrims is selected

to tell the first of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales?

Claire.

The Knight's Tale?

It's the correct answer, Claire, the Knight, absolutely.

Suddenly...

-Back in the game!

-4-2. Back in the game.

Five points sees you into the final.

Still one question away from that, gents.

Best of luck to all four of you.

Which band had '80s UK number ones

with Do You Really Want To Hurt Me and Karma...

-Fergus.

-Culture Club.

..and Karma Chameleon? It's Culture Club.

5-2 to our No Tribe. You're in today's final.

APPLAUSE

Penny and Claire, you made a fight of it in the end.

It's been lovely having you on. Penny, have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yeah, it's been brilliant fun.

-Excellent, and Claire,

you showed what you can do in that final four, which is lovely.

Thank you, both of you, for playing.

It's been a pleasure having you on, but Fergus and Mark,

it's time for you to play today's Two Tribes final.

APPLAUSE

Fergus and Mark, congratulations on making it this far.

You've been on the same tribe quite a few times.

I think the key reason the two of you are here, of course,

and no-one else is here, is that you've both had spray tans.

-Absolutely.

-I think that must be it.

Fergus, how are you feeling now ahead of the final?

Yeah, I was a Sean Bean away from going out in the first round,

-so anything is a bonus now, I think.

-You were, actually, weren't you?

Right at the start, you could have gone home.

And Mark, how are you feeling against Fergus?

Well, he's done some good questions, but we did good teamwork then,

but I guess, against each other now, so...how well we can do.

Yeah, we shall see. We have now split you into your very own tribes.

This time it's Fergus versus Mark.

We've also given you your very own 60-second clocks.

All you have to do is protect those clocks

at all costs. Our first question will be on the buzzer.

A correct answer will start your opponent's clock ticking down.

It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right,

then your clock will start ticking down. Your challenge

is to force your opponent's clock all the way down to zero.

And if you do that,

you will leave with today's prize,

so, for the final time today, Fergus, Mark,

let's play Two Tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, just this first question on the buzzer. Best of luck to you both.

The Strait of Gibraltar separates Spain from which Afri...

-Mark.

-Gibraltar.

Is an incorrect answer.

The Strait of Gibraltar separate Spain from which African country?

The answer was Morocco. Mark, you got it wrong,

so your clock will start ticking down as soon as I ask you the next question.

Mark, prior to the euro,

what was the main unit of currency in the Netherlands?

-The kroner.

-It's the guilder.

Mark, which palace in Edinburgh

is the official residence of the Queen in Scotland?

Um...

-Arthur's Seat.

-It's Holyroodhouse.

Mark, Guy Garvey is the lead singer of which indie band?

-Pass.

-It's Elbow.

Mark, Portuguese is the official language of which South American country?

-Brazil.

-Correct.

Fergus, in education, what did the O stand for in O-level?

Erm...

-Observation?

-Ordinary.

Fergus, Random Access Memories was a 2013 number one album for which act?

-Pass.

-It's Daft Punk.

Fergus, who played UK Prime Minister Alistair Davies

in 24: Live Another Day?

-Anthony Head?

-It was Stephen Fry.

Fergus, Toxteth and Croxeth are areas of which British city?

-Manchester.

-It's Liverpool. Fergus,

what was the name of Motown singer Smokey Robinson's backing group?

The Vandelas?

It was The Miracles. Stop the clock.

Let's stop the clock for a second. Let's see where we are.

Mark, 38 seconds left on the clock.

Fergus, 24 seconds left on the clock

-and the next question goes to you.

-Yeah.

Fergus, as soon as I start the next question, your clock will tick down.

-Yeah.

-Good luck to you both.

Fergus, which novel by Yann Martel won the Booker prize in 2002?

-Pass.

-Life of Pi.

Fergus, which country hosted the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest?

-Sweden.

-It was Denmark.

Fergus, adapted for stage and screen, which author wrote the novel War Horse?

-Pass.

-It's Michael Morpurgo.

Until his defeat by Cortes in 1520, Montezuma...

Goodness me, with 38 seconds left on the clock...

-Didn't have much to do there.

-Mark, you're our winner.

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Well, I have to say, that was a very, very unexpected final.

And pretty poor, I'm sorry!

Mark, all you needed to do, you got one question right in that around

and it was enough. Fergus, you've been brilliant throughout.

Went to pieces there. That happens when that clock is in front of you.

-That pressure's on.

-Loads of questions you know you got wrong.

Mark, I know there's stuff you knew that you got wrong.

-Fergus, thank you for playing.

-Thank you.

-It's been a pleasure,

but Mark, our champion, you have one more question,

one more choice to make, one more tribe to join.

We're going to give you £1,000 as your prize

but you get to choose what to spend it on.

Before the show, we asked you the following.

Would you like £1,000 to spend in one of your local clothes stores

or £1,000 to spend in a sports equipment store?

I kind of want to say sports equipment

because I've just started to learn to play golf, but...

Oh, that would really sort you out!

-But...

-Clothes, I would then get to split with my wife,

so I'll go with clothes.

Oh, that's... What a nice thing to do!

Mark, congratulations. You played brilliantly.

That's a lovely end to the show as well, lovely sentiment.

Well done. Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes.

We'll see you again next time.

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