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On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

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to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

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Of today's players, we know that only one of them

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was a straight-A student.

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Two of them say they are materialistic.

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But all of them are about to play the quiz that puts their

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knowledge and their personalities to the test.

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APPLAUSE

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Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Two Tribes,

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a quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

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We've got seven contestants, let's meet them.

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I'm Scott, I live in Edinburgh and I'm a stay-at-home dad.

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I'm Callum, I live in Leeds and I'm a cricket analyst.

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I'm Theresa, I'm from Cheshire and I'm a credit controller.

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I'm Shirley, I'm from Poole in Dorset and I'm a medical secretary.

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I'm Tony, I'm from Loughton in Essex and I'm a retired gardener.

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I'm Nick, I'm from Herefordshire and I'm a politics student.

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I'm Anu, I'm a ladieswear print designer and I live in North London.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes.

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Now, before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey,

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answering hundreds of questions about yourselves.

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There are some of them up there.

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In every round today, we are going to split you into two tribes

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and they are going to be based on who said yes and who said no

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to some of these questions.

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Both tribes will then face a series of general knowledge questions.

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To stay safe, you just need to be on the winning tribe.

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One of you will walk away with a very lovely

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prize by the end of it.

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So, good luck to you all. Let's find out our first two tribes.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I believe in aliens", OK.

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Let's see who said yes to that and who said no.

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Our Yes Tribe will be...

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Scott, Callum

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and Nick.

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And our No Tribe, therefore,

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is Theresa,

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Shirley, Tony

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and Anu.

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Everyone, join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Scott, Callum and Nick,

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you said yes to the question, "I believe in aliens".

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-Scott.

-Yeah, totally, like, I've seen Star Trek, most of the characters on

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that are aliens, they've got to have got the actors from somewhere, so...

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LAUGHTER

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-OK. I think I've pretty much got your measure already, Scott.

-OK.

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-Erm, Callum.

-Yeah?

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You believe there are alien life forms out there?

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I'm a big Trekkie, don't tell my girlfriend.

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I think she probably knows you're a Trekkie, already.

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Yeah, I think alien life's out there, I don't think I'll meet it,

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-but, you never know.

-You do never know. Nick,

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ever met an alien?

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Erm, I can't say I have, no, and sadly I haven't got the Star Trek

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background that these guys have got.

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-That is sad.

-It is very sad, yeah.

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Poor old you, Nick.

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It's just a side-effect of having a life, unfortunately.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh! I'm going to talk to the No Tribe for a moment.

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Shirley, you don't believe in aliens?

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I mean, there's, you know, quite a few film stars who reckon they've

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been abducted by aliens, so, I mean, who would believe a film star?

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Quite.

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I would think, statistically, there must be, there must... Anu,

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the voice of sanity, there must, surely, be aliens somewhere?

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I mean, I believe in ghosts, but I don't believe in aliens.

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LAUGHTER

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So, we're not alone. We have ghosts. We don't need aliens.

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We live in a universe with billions upon billions upon billions

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upon billions of planets and there is no life form there.

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We live on an earth where no-one's ever seen a ghost, but you believe in them?

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I've seen a ghost, actually.

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Oh, you know what, you surprise me.

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LAUGHTER

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And I thought you were going to be the troublesome ones, chaps.

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But I think it's probably time to ask some questions, don't you? Now, because there's four of you,

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we'll start with you. Here's how it's going to work, each tribe is going to have

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60 seconds' worth of questions,

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get a question wrong, I will pass the same question down the line.

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If all four of you get the same question wrong, your 60 seconds will stop immediately.

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At the end of the round, somebody on the losing tribe will be going home,

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so make sure you're on the winning tribe.

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No Tribe, are you ready?

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-Yeah.

-Yes.

-OK. Theresa, we will start with you.

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Start the clock. Theresa,

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in the 1939 film, which character seeks courage from the Wizard of Oz?

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The lion.

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Correct. Shirley, Pavarotti was the only one of The Three Tenors

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to be born in which country?

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Italy.

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Correct. Tony, Justin Welby succeeded

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Dr Rowan Williams in which position in 2013?

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Archbishop of Canterbury.

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Correct. Anu, Pip, Magwitch and Miss Havisham are

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characters in which Dickens novel?

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Great Expectations.

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Correct. Theresa, which word represents W

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in the NATO phonetic alphabet?

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Whisky.

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Correct. Shirley, which professional English football club

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is nicknamed the Canaries?

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-Newcastle.

-It's not, Tony?

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Norwich.

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Correct. Anu, which 1994 action film

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stars Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock?

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Speed.

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Correct. Theresa, which gas makes up just under 80%

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of the Earth's atmosphere?

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Hydrogen.

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Incorrect. Shirley?

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-Oxygen.

-Incorrect. Tony?

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Nitrogen.

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Is the right answer. What nationality

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-was the painter, Vincent van Gogh?

-Spanish.

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-Incorrect.

-Dutch.

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He was. Before her first marriage, what was the surname of Camilla,

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now the Duchess of Cornwall?

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Parker Bowles.

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It wasn't, it was Shand. But, No Tribe, you scored nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe,

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nine points to beat.

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Don't forget the winning tribe will all be safe,

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will all be straight through to our next round.

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If you get 10 points, that's going to be you.

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-Are you all ready?

-Yes.

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Scott, we will start with you.

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Start the clock.

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Scott, the 1996 film, Trainspotting,

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is mainly set in which Scottish city?

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Edinburgh.

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Correct. Callum, the Ballon d'Or is awarded to players

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-in which sport?

-Football.

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It is. Nick, how many strings does a bass guitar typically have?

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-Six.

-Incorrect. Scott?

-Four.

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Correct. Callum, Goa and Kerala are southern states of which country?

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-Pass.

-Nick?

-India.

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Correct. Scott, who was the second wife of Henry VIII?

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-Catherine of Aragon.

-Incorrect, Callum?

-Anne of Cleves?

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-Incorrect, Nick, to save your tribe.

-Anne Boleyn.

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Is the right answer. Scott, by what name

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is the natural phenomenon, Aurora Borealis, commonly known?

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Northern Lights.

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Correct. Callum, which comedian is the host of

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BBC One's Comedy Roadshow?

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Michael McIntyre.

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Correct. Nick, in boxing, which weight category

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-shares its name with a breed of chicken?

-Bantamweight.

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Correct. Scott, in which decade did it become

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compulsory for drivers of cars in the UK to wear seat belts?

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1990s.

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-Is incorrect, Callum?

-1970s.

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-Incorrect, Nick, to save your tribe?

-1980s.

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Correct. To win, Scott, the term smorgasbord

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is derived from which language?

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-Swedish.

-Swedish! Correct. Very well played.

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APPLAUSE

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With three seconds left on the clock, some brilliant saving,

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there and in the 60 seconds as well.

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Terrifically well played, guys.

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So, our Yes Tribe, you believe in aliens, you're safe,

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you're through to the next round.

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Please take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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No Tribe, that was close, wasn't it? Did you think you had it for a minute?

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-Yeah.

-Well, you're on the wrong tribe, the No Tribe,

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one of you is going to have to leave us.

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What I will do is ask a series of questions.

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Buzz in and give me a correct answer, you'll be safe as well,

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you'll be through to the next round joining these gentlemen in the centre.

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If you buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, though, you'll be going straight home.

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Everybody ready? Best of luck, no-one wants to be the first to leave.

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What was the Spice Girls' first UK number one single?

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-Anu.

-Wannabe.

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Correct answer, Anu, you are safe.

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Please make your way to the centre.

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Theresa, Shirley, Tony.

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Prior to 2012,

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in which decade did the UK last host the Summer Olympics?

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-Theresa.

-'40s.

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It was the 1940s, yeah, 1948.

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Theresa, you are safe.

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Please join everyone in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Shirley, Tony.

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Wrong tribe at the wrong time, one of you is about to leave us.

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Very, very best of luck to you both.

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The Green Green Grass and Rock & Chips are spin-offs from which BBC comedy series?

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-Shirley.

-Last of the Summer Wine?

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Shirley,

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it's Only Fools And Horses, I'm afraid.

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Tony, you are safe.

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Please make your way to the centre, you're in the next round.

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Shirley, I'm so sorry. We lose you after one round.

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If only you believed in aliens.

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-If only.

-That's a shame, isn't it?

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Thank you very much for playing, Shirley.

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But for the other six,

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let's find our next Two Tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Well done, the six of you,

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particularly well done to Nick, that was terrific stuff,

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you saved your Trekkie mates three times, there, in that round.

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Terrific stuff. I'm going to split you up now, though, I suspect.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I'm argumentative", Nick.

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You are our strongest player, I think, are you argumentative?

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Particularly argumentative, yeah.

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In fact, if you told me I wasn't, I'd tell you I was.

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Excellent. If you could hand-pick anyone, anyone catch your eye

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in the last round, any one you like on your team?

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I was very impressed by Tony, here, yes.

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The two of you, I think, would make a very, very strong team.

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Well, I can tell you our Yes Tribe...

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it's Nick,

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Scott

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and it's Tony.

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That means our No team, our non-argumentative people,

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it's Callum,

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Theresa and Anu.

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Please join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Nick, you've got your wish. You've got Tony with you,

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which is nice. But you're an argumentative gentleman?

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Absolutely, I could start a fight in an empty room,

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I'm very argumentative.

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Tony, Tony, you don't look like an argumentative man,

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who is arguing with you?

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Probably my wife.

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LAUGHTER

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-Do you ever win arguments with your wife?

-No.

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Scott. You don't look argumentative either, a very gentle man?

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Who are you to say that?

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Oh, he's good.

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That is good, that is good.

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You're going to be quite a team, I hope you don't fall out.

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Now our non-arguers.

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This is more like it.

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Anu, you don't like an argument?

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No, because people know not to argue with me,

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I'll just set my ghost friends on them, then they'd better watch it.

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LAUGHTER

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OK.

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-Theresa.

-I don't like confrontation, there's no point in it.

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You can't settle things by... We're grown-ups.

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Callum, are you one of life's mediators?

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I'm just a nice guy, Richard. That's all I am.

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-That's all you are.

-Yeah.

-I'm sure you're more than just a nice guy.

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We will start, I think, with our Yes Tribe.

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Let's start with our arguers.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes.

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Start the clock. Scott,

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Porto, Faro and Lisbon are cities in which European country?

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-Portugal.

-They are. Tony, the Henley Royal Regatta

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is an annual event in which sport?

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-Rowing.

-Correct.

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Nick, the USA entered World War II following an attack on which

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naval base in 1941?

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-Pearl Harbor.

-Correct.

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Scott, the All Blacks rugby team perform which

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Maori war dance before matches?

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-The Haka.

-They do.

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Tony, Ganymede is a moon of which planet of the solar system?

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-Neptune.

-Incorrect, Nick.

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-Jupiter.

-Is the right answer.

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Scott, which long-running children's TV show features

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the characters Cookie Monster and Elmo?

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-Sesame Street.

-Correct.

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Tony, a prism refracting light appears on the cover of which

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1973 album by Pink Floyd?

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-The Wall.

-Incorrect.

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-Nick?

-Pass.

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-Scott, to save your tribe.

-Dark Side Of The Moon.

-Correct.

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Who was Elizabeth Bennet's love interest

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in Pride And Prejudice?

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-Mr Darcy.

-Mr Darcy is right.

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Nick, the Salon of Apollo

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and Hall of Mirrors are features of which French palace?

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-Erm, Versailles.

-Correct.

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Scott, screenwriter Jane Goldman is married to which TV presenter?

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-Jonathan Ross.

-Correct. Tony, the Duke of...

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10 points for our Yes Tribe.

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Very strong, very strong.

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APPLAUSE

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That's where arguing gets you. No Tribe, ten points to beat.

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-Callum, we will start with you.

-OK.

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Start the clock. Callum, what type of animal

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were Blue Peter pets called Kari and Oke?

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-Dogs.

-They weren't. Theresa.

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-Tortoise.

-They weren't.

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-Anu, to save your tribe.

-Cats.

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They were cats. Callum, Queen Elizabeth II

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was born in which decade?

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1920s.

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Correct. During the Trojan War, a wooden horse

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was used by the Greeks to enter which city?

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-Troy.

-Correct. Anu, which green gemstone is said

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to be the birthstone for people born in May?

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-Emerald.

-Correct. Callum, Dmitry Medvedev has served as

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both President and Prime Minister of which country?

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-Russia.

-Correct. Theresa, published in 1894,

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the Jungle Book is a collection of stories by which writer?

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Rudyard Kipling.

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Correct. Anu, The Azores are a group of islands in which ocean?

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-Atlantic.

-Correct. Callum, West End Girls was a

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1986 UK number one hit for which group?

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Pet Shop Boys.

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Correct. Theresa, who won a Best Actor Oscar for playing

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Ron Woodroof in Dallas Buyers Club?

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-Pass.

-Anu?

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Matthew McConaughey.

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Correct answer. Callum, in 2006, Kirsty Young replaced

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Sue Lawley as a presenter of which Radio 4 programme?

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-Newsnight.

-Incorrect. Theresa?

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Oh...

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It was Desert Island Discs and you scored nine points!

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APPLAUSE

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Nine points, No Tribe, that was a valiant effort, I have to say.

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Very well played. But the Yes Tribe, our arguers, all three of you are safe,

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you're all through to the next round.

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Please move back to the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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No Tribe, you are the losing tribe and one of you is going to go home.

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Fingers on buzzers, please.

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Are you ready?

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OK, good luck.

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Here's your first question.

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Transylvania is a region of which European country? Theresa?

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Romania.

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Correct answer. You are safe.

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Please join the three gentlemen in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Callum, Anu.

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Actor, Eddie Fisher and businessman,

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Conrad Hilton, Jr were married to which Hollywood...?

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-Anu?

-Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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To which Hollywood actress.

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Elizabeth Taylor, Anu. I'm so sorry.

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And that means, Callum, you are safe.

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You are safe, you're through to the next round,

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please join everyone in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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-Anu...

-I know, the ghost friends were useless, they didn't bother helping.

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Do you know what?

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Sometimes it's almost as if they're not there, isn't it? It's weird.

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It's so weird.

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Anu, you've been an absolute pleasure,

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it's been lovely having you on the show, but we have to say

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goodbye and, for the last five, let's find our next two tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Nick and Scott, our two heroes, you've been on the same tribe

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both times, you've won both times, as well.

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I wonder if you're going to be on the same tribe again.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I was a teacher's pet at school." Scott, what did you say to that?

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-I said yes.

-Oh, were you? That's sweet. That's quite nice, isn't it?

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I'm guessing you would like to be joined by Nick, again.

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Erm, yeah, Nick, maybe Theresa.

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Well, I'll tell you exactly who you're going to be joined by,

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because our Yes Tribe is...

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Scott and Callum.

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Scott and Callum and our No Tribe,

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Theresa, Tony and Nick.

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Please join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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So, our two Trekkies. Scott and Callum.

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Also teacher's pets at school.

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Is there a correlation, do you think?

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Both geeks, I guess.

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How dare you? How dare you!

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Nothing wrong with being a geek, don't know why I say that, but I do.

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And our other three are not teacher's pets.

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Now, Nick, you're very bright, you've done very well

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-Oh, thank you.

-But at school,

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you were like a lone wolf, a maverick, if you will.

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A little bit cheeky, I would go so far as saying.

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I wasn't necessarily the naughtiest boy in class,

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but I wasn't the best behaved, either.

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Talking of the naughtiest boy in class, Tony.

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Tony, not a teacher's pet?

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Just very quiet and didn't work very hard.

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Theresa. Were you trouble at school?

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No, I just slipped under the radar, just came and went

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and I was nothing important.

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AUDIENCE: Aww...

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-But I turned out OK.

-Well, that's the main thing.

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That is the main thing and you are important today.

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We will start with the No Tribe.

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Very, very best of luck to you all.

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Start the clock. Theresa, Pancake Day is traditionally

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-celebrated on which day of the week?

-Tuesday.

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Correct, Tony. Who composed the musicals Cats, Evita

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and The Phantom Of The Opera?

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Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Correct. Nick, in meteorology, Sirius, Stratus

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and Cumulus are all types of what?

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-Star system.

-They are not. Theresa?

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-Clouds.

-They are. Tony, the famous escapologist, born Erik Weisz,

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-was better known by what stage name?

-Houdini.

-Correct.

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Nick, Headingley Cricket Ground is in which British city?

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-Leeds.

-It is. The Hindu Festival of Lights is otherwise

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known by what name?

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-Diwali.

-It is. Tony, how many times did Stephen Hendry win

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the World Snooker Championship?

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Seven.

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He did. Nick, who succeeded Queen Victoria as monarch of the UK?

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George V.

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-Incorrect, Theresa.

-Edward VII.

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Is the right answer. Tony, in the 1973 Disney film,

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Robin Hood was depicted as what type of animal?

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Fox.

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He was. Nick, which French fashion designer is credited with inventing

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-the little black dress?

-Louis Vitton.

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Incorrect, Theresa.

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-Coco Chanel.

-Is right.

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Tony, Waiting For Godot is a play by which Irish dramatist?

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Erm...

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-I'll tell you, it was Samuel Beckett.

-Samuel Beckett.

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But, No Tribe, you scored ten points!

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APPLAUSE

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Ten points.

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So you, Yes Tribe, have got to score 11 if you want to be safe.

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And there's only two of you.

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But, you're both teacher's pets, both very bright,

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it's totally doable.

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OK, I wish you the very, very best of luck.

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Start the clock. Scott, what is one quarter of 60?

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-15.

-Correct. Callum, the Japanese drink, sake,

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is made from what fermented cereal grain?

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Rice.

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Correct. Scott, the 1986 film, Stand By Me,

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was based on a story by which horror writer?

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-Stephen King.

-Correct. What type of animal was Laika,

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the first living creature in space?

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-Monkey.

-Incorrect, Scott?

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Dog.

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A dog. Callum, the West End musical, Daddy Cool,

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was based on the songs of which group?

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-Pass.

-Scott?

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To save your tribe.

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The West End Musical, Daddy Cool, based on the songs of which group?

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I don't know.

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It's Boney M. It's Boney M, I'm afraid.

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Scott and Callum, the Yes Tribe, you scored four points.

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APPLAUSE

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-Would you have got that one on the No Tribe?

-No.

-Yes.

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There you go, Theresa would have saved you.

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Well, No Tribe, ten points is very impressive.

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You weren't teacher's pets but you're the teacher's pets here.

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You are through to the next round. Please take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, you're on the wrong tribe at the wrong time.

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We only need one person to join our final four.

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So, one of you will be leaving us straightaway.

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Seems a shame to lose either of you, Scott and Callum, you've both been lovely throughout.

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Put your hands on your buzzers.

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OK, very, very best of luck to both of you.

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What colour are the MPs' benches in the House Of Commons? Scott.

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Red.

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They're green, I'm afraid.

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Callum, Callum you are safe, please take your place in the centre.

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You are through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Red are the benches in the House Of Lords, I'm afraid,

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green in the House Of Commons.

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That is a real shame, but have you enjoyed your time with us?

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I have, I have, especially with you.

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Aww, well, that's nice, when we asked all those questions before the show,

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you were also the only person to answer yes to the question "I love Eurovision."

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Well, I'm a yes man by heart.

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You're a yes-man by heart, well, it's been lovely having you on,

0:19:380:19:42

thank you so much for playing.

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But for our final four, let's find our next two tribes.

0:19:440:19:46

APPLAUSE

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So, here's our final four.

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Nick, you've been on the winning tribe all three times,

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which is very, very impressive. But this is where things change.

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It's going to be two v two now.

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But at the end of this round,

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our winning tribe will be going straight through to play for our prize,

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our losing tribe will both be going home immediately, no second chances.

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Let's see how we are going to split you.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I wish I was a teenager now."

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Theresa, you played terrifically in that last round,

0:20:200:20:22

what tribe are you on this one?

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-No.

-You're a no.

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And if you could hand-pick a player with you, who would you pick?

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I don't... I'm not going to say.

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You mean Nick. Just say it.

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You could just say it.

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Well, let's find out whose tribe you're on, our No Tribe is...

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Theresa

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and Callum.

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Which means our Yes Tribe...

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Tony and Nick.

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Please join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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So, "I wish I was a teenager now." That is a tricky one.

0:20:520:20:54

I always like to decide what tribe I would be on, I'm not sure.

0:20:540:20:57

Erm, what would you be on at home

0:20:570:20:58

if you were asked "I would like to be a teenager now"?

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Two people who would like to be, Nick, you'd like to be a teenager now?

0:21:010:21:04

-How old are you?

-Erm, 22.

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OK.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, but you'd like to maybe shave a couple of years off that?

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I had a great time at 18 or 19, yes. Fantastic.

0:21:120:21:14

-Tony, might I ask how old you are?

-I would like to be 22 again.

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LAUGHTER

0:21:170:21:19

-How old are you, Tony?

-73.

-73?

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Well, you're looking very good on it, Tony.

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But you'd like to be a teenager again?

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Yes, I think I would.

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What would you partake in,

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-if you were a teenager again?

-Probably a lot more computer things,

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I've got no computer skills, really, whatsoever.

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So you'd like to be a teenager again so you could do more computery things?

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Yes.

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Takes all sorts, doesn't it?

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It takes all sorts.

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And have better luck with the girls.

0:21:440:21:46

There we go! Finally.

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You know what, you can just be honest to start with, Tony.

0:21:490:21:52

-LAUGHTER

-It's not like you're fooling anybody.

0:21:520:21:55

Erm, Theresa. You don't fancy it?

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Maybe a little bit younger, but definitely not a teenager again.

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Callum, don't fancy it?

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I was quite a miserable teenager, I used to listen to The Smiths

0:22:010:22:05

and mope around and...

0:22:050:22:06

Now it's a lot more positive in my 20s.

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Excellent, well...

0:22:090:22:10

this round is all on the buzzers.

0:22:100:22:13

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will be

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going through to play for our prize.

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The losing tribe, of course, will be going straight home.

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I wish all four of you the very, very best of luck.

0:22:200:22:24

Fingers on buzzers.

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Apart from Texas, which is

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the only other US state to begin with the letter T?

0:22:280:22:31

-Tony.

-Tennessee.

0:22:310:22:32

Tennessee, Tony. Very well played.

0:22:320:22:35

1-0 to the Yes Tribe.

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Adele won a Best Original Song Oscar for her theme to

0:22:360:22:40

which James Bond film?

0:22:400:22:41

-Theresa.

-Skyfall.

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Is the right answer. 1-1.

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Alveoli are found in which organ of the human body?

0:22:450:22:48

-Theresa.

-The lungs.

0:22:480:22:50

They are, very well played, Theresa.

0:22:500:22:52

2-1 to our No Tribe. 2-1 to Theresa.

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In Indian cooking, what name is given to a triangular pastry

0:22:540:22:57

filled with meat or...? Theresa.

0:22:570:22:59

Samosa.

0:22:590:23:01

Served with meat or veg, it is samosa. 3-1 to our No Tribe.

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Theresa getting all three of those points.

0:23:040:23:06

Good luck to the Yes Tribe. You've got some catching up to do.

0:23:060:23:10

The 1979 film, Quadrophenia, is based on

0:23:100:23:13

a rock opera by which British...? Theresa.

0:23:130:23:16

The Who.

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It is The Who, yeah, which British group.

0:23:170:23:20

It's 4-1, Yes Tribe.

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OK? It's 4-1.

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You are one question away from going out.

0:23:250:23:28

Theresa and Callum,

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you are one question away from playing for our prize.

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Berkshire, Hampshire and Tamworth are breeds of which farm animal?

0:23:340:23:38

-Theresa.

-Pigs.

0:23:380:23:40

They are pigs, congratulations to our No Tribe!

0:23:400:23:44

APPLAUSE

0:23:440:23:46

Oh, dear, Yes Tribe,

0:23:490:23:51

that was quite something, wasn't it?

0:23:510:23:52

Brutal, brutal.

0:23:520:23:53

What a performance from Theresa. It really was ruthless.

0:23:530:23:56

I don't want to be a teenager, any more.

0:23:560:23:58

Well, quite. There are downsides, aren't there, Tony?

0:23:580:24:02

Nick, you've been on every winning tribe up to now, as well.

0:24:020:24:05

I know, I was coasting, obviously.

0:24:050:24:07

It's been lovely having you both on the show, you've both played terrifically well, as well.

0:24:070:24:11

But to our No Tribe, to Callum and Theresa, you're about to play in today's Two Tribes final.

0:24:110:24:16

APPLAUSE

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Theresa and Callum. Very well done, congratulations on making it through to this final.

0:24:180:24:22

-Theresa, you've been on the No Tribe every single time.

-Yes.

0:24:220:24:25

You don't believe in aliens, not a teacher's pet, don't want to be a teenager, all sorts of things.

0:24:250:24:29

It's served you well. Callum, brilliant in that last round.

0:24:290:24:32

-Cheers. Thank you.

-Just terrific, just that sort of sidekick role, that you played.

0:24:320:24:36

-It was quite something to watch.

-Moral support was the key.

-Yeah.

0:24:360:24:39

I tell you what, if you win this now,

0:24:390:24:40

you are lucky fellow.

0:24:400:24:42

That's all I'll say. We've split you into your own two tribes, now.

0:24:420:24:45

It's Theresa versus Callum.

0:24:450:24:47

You also both have your very own 60 second clock

0:24:470:24:50

and you just have to protect that clock at all costs.

0:24:500:24:53

Our very first question will be on the buzzer.

0:24:530:24:56

A correct answer will start your opponent's clock ticking down.

0:24:560:24:59

It will tick down until they get a question right,

0:24:590:25:02

then your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:020:25:04

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:25:040:25:07

all the way down to zero.

0:25:070:25:08

If you do that, you will leave with today's prize.

0:25:080:25:11

OK, for the final time today, let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:110:25:14

APPLAUSE

0:25:140:25:16

So, good luck to you both.

0:25:190:25:20

The Sleeping Beauty and the Nutcracker are ballets by which Russian composer?

0:25:230:25:27

-Callum?

-Tchaikovsky.

0:25:270:25:29

That's the correct answer, Theresa's clock is ticking down.

0:25:290:25:31

The Sagrada Familia is a landmark under construction in which country?

0:25:310:25:34

-Spain.

-Correct. Callum, the novel, Brideshead Revisited,

0:25:340:25:37

was written by which author?

0:25:370:25:38

-Pass.

-Evelyn Waugh.

0:25:380:25:40

Rock the Casbah was a 1982 hit for which punk rock band?

0:25:400:25:43

-The Clash.

-Is the right answer. Theresa,

0:25:430:25:45

the Millennium Stadium is in which UK city?

0:25:450:25:47

Cardiff.

0:25:470:25:48

It is. What vegetable is used to make Sauer Kraut?

0:25:480:25:51

-Pass.

-It's cabbage.

0:25:510:25:52

Westeros is the setting for which fantasy TV series?

0:25:520:25:55

-Game Of Thrones.

-Is right.

0:25:550:25:56

Theresa, dry ice is which gas in its solid form?

0:25:560:25:58

-Carbon dioxide.

-Correct answer.

0:25:580:26:00

Callum, CIA agent, Jack Ryan, was created by which American writer?

0:26:000:26:04

-Tom Clancy.

-Correct.

0:26:040:26:05

Theresa, Lulworth Cove is in which English county?

0:26:050:26:07

-Cornwall.

-Is incorrect, it's Dorset.

0:26:070:26:10

In the Kill Bill films, who played the bride?

0:26:100:26:12

-Uma Thurman.

-Correct answer.

0:26:120:26:13

Callum, the word, lupine refers to which animal?

0:26:130:26:16

-Wolf.

-Correct. Theresa,

0:26:160:26:17

who had a 1987 hit with Never Gonna Give You Up?

0:26:170:26:20

-Rick Astley.

-Correct.

0:26:200:26:21

Callum, which country will host the 2018 Commonwealth Games?

0:26:210:26:24

-Glasgow.

-It's Australia. Which fictional character

0:26:240:26:27

hosted the spoof chat show, Knowing Me, Knowing You?

0:26:270:26:29

-Alan Partridge.

-Correct.

0:26:290:26:31

Theresa, the Talmud is a religious text of which faith?

0:26:310:26:33

-Islam.

-Judaism.

0:26:330:26:34

Orang-utans are native to Sumatra and which other island?

0:26:340:26:38

-Borneo.

-Correct. Callum,

0:26:380:26:39

Albus Dumbledore is the headmaster of which fictional school?

0:26:390:26:42

-Hogwarts.

-Correct. Theresa, what colour is known as vert in French?

0:26:420:26:45

-Green.

-Correct.

0:26:450:26:46

Callum, who played the title role in the 1959 film, Ben-Hur?

0:26:460:26:50

-Charlton Heston.

-Correct. Theresa, in geometry,

0:26:500:26:52

how many sides does a heptagon have?

0:26:520:26:54

-Seven.

-Correct. Callum, the name of a character created

0:26:540:26:57

by Beatrix Potter is Jemima what?

0:26:570:26:59

-Pass.

-Puddle-Duck.

0:26:590:27:00

In 2013, who did Andy Murray defeat to win his first Wimbledon title?

0:27:000:27:04

-Novak Djokovic.

-Correct. Theresa, the Mediterranean dish,

0:27:040:27:07

calamari, is made from which creature?

0:27:070:27:09

-Squid.

-Correct.

0:27:090:27:10

Callum, the rand is the official currency of which country?

0:27:100:27:13

-Thailand.

-It's South Africa. Which gas is

0:27:130:27:15

the lightest chemical element?

0:27:150:27:17

-Hydrogen.

-Correct.

0:27:170:27:18

Theresa, which singer won the first series of Britain's Got Talent?

0:27:180:27:21

-Leona Lewis.

-It was Paul Potts.

0:27:210:27:23

Operation Dynamo was the evacuation of Allied soldiers

0:27:230:27:26

from which French port?

0:27:260:27:27

-Dunkirk.

-Correct answer.

0:27:270:27:29

Callum, which fruit is also known as an alligator pear?

0:27:290:27:32

-Orange.

-It's an avocado.

0:27:320:27:34

Callum, unlucky.

0:27:350:27:37

Theresa, with 12 seconds left on your clock, you are today's winner!

0:27:370:27:41

APPLAUSE

0:27:410:27:43

Very well played, Theresa. Callum, unlucky. Just 12 seconds in it, so not bad at all.

0:27:450:27:49

-It's been lovely having you on the show, you've been terrific all the way through.

-Cheers.

0:27:490:27:53

But our champion is Theresa.

0:27:530:27:55

Theresa, you have one more decision to make.

0:27:550:27:58

One final tribe to join. You get to choose your prize.

0:27:580:28:00

Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:28:000:28:03

Would you like £1,000 to spend on clothes

0:28:030:28:06

or would you want £1,000 to spend on travel, on weekend breaks,

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holidays and the like.

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It would be travel, please.

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What sort of thing will you spend that on?

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A nice big holiday in the sun. Me and my husband

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haven't been away for quite a while due to the fact he's been unemployed.

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So, we both need a good holiday.

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-Lovely, so...

-And I need a suntan.

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-A proper treat, a proper treat. Well, that's lovely, Theresa. Congratulations.

-Thank you.

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Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes, we will see you again next time.

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