Episode 21 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

to hundreds of questions, revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players we know that just one of them is an only child,

two of them are back seat drivers, but all of them are about to play

the quiz that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven brand-new contestants. Let's meet them.

APPLAUSE

I'm Nina, I'm a company director and I'm from Birmingham.

I'm Mark, I'm a market researcher and I'm from Dundee.

I'm Debbie, I'm an assistant night manager and I'm from Stoke-on-Trent.

I'm Harriet, I'm a medical secretary from Poole in Dorset.

I'm Brenda, I'm a town crier from Weeting in Suffolk.

I'm Gary, I'm an art gallery assistant and I'm from St Helens.

I'm Ben and I'm a solicitor from Wrexham in North Wales.

APPLAUSE

Lovely to meet you all.

I think, Brenda, even if you hadn't told us

what you did for a living, I would've guessed.

Before the show you all completed our in-depth survey answering

hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

There are some of them up there right now.

In each round we're going to split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

The two tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

To stay safe you just need to be on the winning tribe, and at the

end of the show one of you will walk away with a very nice prize. OK?

Good luck to you all. Let's find our first two tribes.

Before the show we asked you the following...

OK, on our Yes Tribe are Debbie...

Brenda...

and Gary.

And on our No Tribe it's Nina...

Mark...

Harriet...

and Ben.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, our Yes Tribe, our superstitious tribe.

-Debbie, what superstitions do you have?

-Erm...

Under ladders, I don't like walking under ladders. I like even numbers.

If the radio's on an odd number I have to turn it

and change it to an even number.

-So it's bad news for Radio 3.

-Yes. Afraid so.

Brenda...superstitious?

I don't like walking under ladders, I touch wood,

quite often with my bell, actually, so hopefully...

You touch wood with your bell?

On the bell handle, I have a bell handle,

so of course that's wood, so it helps me in my competitions.

If people had turned on and didn't know you were a town crier

you've just said you touch wood with your bell.

Everyone's going, "Something's up with Brenda."

No Tribe. Mark, you don't hold with superstition.

-Life's too short to be superstitious.

-Quite right. Harriet?

-No.

-Not for you?

-No, no time for it.

-Ben?

-No, I think you make your own luck in life.

-I think you could be right.

I tell you what,

I'm fully expecting the four of you to score 13 points in this round...

Just to prove a point.

I think we will start with our No Tribe cos they're our bigger tribe.

What's going to happen is I'm going to give you 60 seconds'

worth of questions. You get one wrong, I'll pass the same question

down the line. If you all get the same question wrong,

your 60 seconds will end immediately.

The tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

one of you will be going home.

So if you're on the winning tribe you are safe. Are you ready to play?

OK, very best of luck.

Start the clock.

-Nina, the edible plant okra is also known as ladies' what?

-Fingers.

Correct. Mark, according to the popular nursing rhyme the Grand Old

-Duke of York had how many men?

-10,000.

Correct. Harriet, the name of which bird also means three consecutive

strikes in ten pin bowling?

-No idea, pass.

-Ben?

-Eagle.

-Incorrect. Nina?

-Pass.

-Mark, to save your team?

Pass.

Oh...

-Anybody on the Yes Tribe know that?

-Is it a turkey?

It is a turkey, Brenda, yeah. Turkey was the right answer.

You've scored...

two points.

APPLAUSE

Ooh. So...

I don't know if you've seen the show before

but I'm going to tell you now, two is not a great score.

So, our superstitious team.

Two points to beat. How are you feeling about that, Debbie?

Erm, yeah, it's good. It's an even number.

-Yeah, but you've got to get three.

-I know.

-That's the problem.

-But two to beat.

-Brenda, you're touching wood.

-I am.

Is there wood there behind that?

-Sort of.

-And Gary, fingers crossed?

-Yeah.

-OK, let's do it.

Start the clock.

Debbie, what is the name of the short multi-layered skirt

traditionally worn by female ballet dancers?

-Tutu.

-Correct. Brenda, in cockney rhyming slang

boat race usually refers to what part of the body?

-Face.

-Correct. Gary, to win, in 2004 which football manager

publicly declared himself the special one?

-Jose Mourinho.

-It's the correct answer.

Yes Tribe, you've scored three points,

you are safely through to the next round.

Well done, Yes Tribe. Please take your places in the centre.

No Tribe, that went well(!)

You found yourself on the wrong tribe at the wrong time

and one of you is going to go home.

I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Buzz in,

give me a correct answer, you'll be safely through to the next round.

Buzz in, give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

Very best of luck to you all.

What was the exact age of Adrian Mole according to the

title of his secret diary when it was published in 1982?

-BUZZER

-Harriet?

Was it 13 and three quarters?

It's a very brave buzz in, Harriet,

cos it's a very specific answer, but you got it exactly right.

Harriet, take your place in the middle.

Lucky 13 and three quarters for Harriet.

Nina, Mark and Ben, we're going to lose one of you.

In the sitcom Friends which character famously used

-the chat-up line "How you doin'?"

-BUZZER

-Ben?

-Joey Tribbiani.

-Joey Tribbiani is the exact right answer.

Ben, you are through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

Nina, Mark,

we've only just got to know you.

We're going to lose one of you right now.

It's all down to this question.

Harvard, Princeton and Yale belong to an elite group...

-BUZZER

-Mark?

-Ivy League.

..belong to an elite group of eight US universities known by which

collective name? Ivy League is the right answer. Mark, you are through.

Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Nina, I would say unlucky but you don't believe in it, unfortunately.

It's always tough to leave first.

I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.

But for our other six, let's find our next two tribes.

Congratulations to the six of you.

I don't know whether you enjoyed being on the tribe you

were on in that first round,

but we're about to split you up into two different tribes.

Before the show we asked you the following...

Takes a certain type of personality. Well, our Yes Tribe...

Surprise, surprise.

It's all the gentlemen.

It's Mark, Gary and Ben,

and our No Tribe, it's our ladies,

Debbie, Harriet and Brenda.

Please join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, I collect things. The Yes Tribe. The No Tribe.

I think if an alien came down from space

and you said to that alien,

"Which of these people collects things and which don't?"

I think they would know immediately that it is our gentlemen.

Mark, what do you collect?

Well, since childhood it's been lots of different things,

but again, you know, like a lot of men you get bored with comics,

dinky toys, they don't get completed,

so you've just got a load of junk in your house.

-So you've got a load of half collections.

-Yes.

-Which you don't want to get rid of.

-Correct.

Just in case, one day, you never know. Gary, what do you collect?

-Old Victorian maps.

-From all around the world?

Mainly the old counties in England and Wales and Scotland.

And Ben, what do you collect?

Mainly football memorabilia, programmes, ticket stubs.

I've got various match-worn shirts from my local team Wrexham,

-so, yeah.

-And ladies, no collectors here.

-Debbie, you don't have a collection.

-No. I couldn't stand the mess.

-Harriet?

-No.

I'm a bit of a hoarder, but I don't actually collect anything specific.

-But what do you hoard?

-Just everything.

My boyfriend will tell you,

I keep boxes of things in case I ever need them.

Men call it collecting and women call it hoarding.

-It's the same thing.

-Victorian maps sounds better than cardboard boxes.

Oh, I don't know.

Let's start with our Yes Tribe.

Gentlemen, our collectors, I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

All three of you get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

At the end of the round somebody on the losing tribe will be

going home, so make sure you're on the winning tribe.

Simple as that.

Mark, Gary, Ben, are you all ready?

Start the clock.

Mark, the largest sub-tropical wilderness in the US,

the Everglades, is located in which US state?

-Oregon.

-Incorrect. Gary?

-Florida.

-Correct.

Ben, since 1899 White Hart Lane has been home of which football club?

-Tottenham Hotspur.

-Correct.

Mark, which girls name was the title of a UK hit for the Police in 1979?

-Roxanne.

-Correct.

Gary, British magician Steven Frayne is better known by what stage name?

-Dynamo.

-Correct.

Ben, of the seven wonders of the ancient world, which is

the only one that still exists?

-Pass.

-Mark?

-The pyramids.

-Correct.

Gary, a person born on August 1st would have which star sign?

Er...

-Leo.

-Correct.

Ben, the Peasants' Revolt against poll tax

took place in which century?

-19th.

-Incorrect. Mark?

-The 12th.

-Incorrect. Gary, to save your team.

-14th.

-Correct answer.

Ben, the highest mountain in the Balearic Isles is on which island?

-Ibiza.

-Incorrect. Mark?

-Tenerife.

-Incorrect. Gary, to save your team.

-Menorca.

-It's not Menorca, it's Majorca.

Yes Tribe, you have collected seven points.

APPLAUSE

No Tribe, eight points will see you safely into the next round.

Very best of luck.

Start the clock.

Debbie, the short-lived musical Never Forget was based on

the music of which boy band?

-Take That.

-Correct. Harriet, at which royal residence

does the queen usually spend Christmas?

-Balmoral.

-Incorrect, Brenda.

-Sandringham.

-Correct.

Debbie, Michael Jordan rose to fame playing which sport

for the Chicago Bulls?

-Basketball.

-Correct.

Harriet, mountaineer Sir Edmund Hillary was born in which country?

-Scotland.

-Incorrect. Brenda?

-England.

-Incorrect.

Debbie, to save your team.

Canada.

He wasn't. Sir Edmund Hillary was born in New Zealand, I'm afraid.

No Tribe, you scored three.

APPLAUSE

Gentlemen, our collectors, our Yes Tribe,

you are safely through to the next round.

Please take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Debbie, Harriet and Brenda, you found yourself on the wrong tribe.

Harriet, given your collection of cardboard boxes, really,

you should've been on the Yes Tribe anyway,

but this is where you find yourself.

One of you is going to have to leave us now.

I'm going to ask you a series of questions,

you have a buzzer in front of you. Buzz in, give me a correct answer,

you'll join these three in the next round.

Buzz in, give me an incorrect answer though,

you'll be going straight home. I wish you all the very best of luck.

Here's your first question.

According to legend, who rode naked through Coventry on horseback...

-BUZZER

-Brenda?

-Lady Godiva.

..who rode naked through Coventry on horseback in the 11th century?

It was Lady Godiva. Brenda, you are safe.

Please join the others in the centre.

Debbie, Harriet. Superstitious Debbie, non-superstitious Harriet.

-One question.

-I know.

-One of you will stay, one of you will leave.

I wish you both the very, very best of luck. Fingers on buzzers.

Desmond Llewelyn, John Cleese

and Ben Wishaw have all played which James Bond character on film?

-BUZZER

-Harriet?

-Q.

-Q is the correct answer, Harriet.

You are safe and through to the next round.

Please make your way to the centre.

-Debbie, you had three people on your team.

-Yeah.

-You scored three points.

-I'd got no chance from the start, had I?

-There's only one of you left.

-Yeah.

-It's you. Thank you so much for playing.

But for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, we have five left.

We only have one person who's been on both winning tribes, that's Gary.

We have one person who's been on both losing tribes.

Anyone know who that is?

It's Harriet.

But we're going to split you into two completely different tribes now,

Harriet, so this could be your time.

Before the show we asked you the following...

Harriet, you've been on both losing tribes.

-What tribe are you on this time?

-No.

-You're on the No Tribe.

-Yes.

-OK.

Let's find out who said yes and who said no.

So the No Tribe is Harriet and Ben.

Which means our Yes Tribe is Mark, Brenda and Gary.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, I would like to be famous.

We have a Yes Tribe, we have a No Tribe. Let's talk to the No Tribe.

Harriet, you know where you are right now, don't you?

You know there are millions of people watching you.

-Are you comfortable with that?

-Erm, yeah, because it's on during the day.

I won't tell anyone when it's on.

LAUGHTER

You know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

Is Harriet even your real name?

-Well...

-And Ben, it wouldn't appeal to you, celebrity?

No, meeting you is good enough, Richard, so, no, I think...

See, Harriet, that's the way to do it.

-Let's try that again.

-It's too late, it's too late.

Our Yes Tribe, though.

-Mark, you quite fancy fame?

-I'd like to be on TV so there you go.

-You know what, it's going brilliantly for you.

-Thanks.

You've done exactly the right thing.

-Brenda, if they had Town Crier Idol, would you enter?

-Definitely.

Give us a little burst.

SHOUTS: Oyez!

APPLAUSE

They'll have to put one of those warnings before the show,

you know that now, don't you? We'll start with our Yes Tribe,

our fame hungry tribe. I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

If you are the winning tribe, you are through to the next round.

You'll be on TV for another seven or eight minutes. Very best of luck.

Start the clock.

Mark, the sparkling wine Cava is produced in which country?

-Spain.

-Correct.

Brenda, which former deputy Prime Minister was nicknamed

Two Jags by the media?

-John Prescott.

-Correct.

Gary, Justin Timberlake rose to international fame in the '90s

as part of which boyband?

Backstreet Boys.

Incorrect.

-Mark.

-*NSYNC.

Correct. Brenda, what is the name of the Shakespearean theatre

rebuilt on London's Southbank in the 1990s?

Royal Shakespeare.

Incorrect. Gary.

The Globe.

Correct. Mark, in 2007, who become the longest serving

female presenter of Blue Peter?

Pass.

Brenda.

Pass.

Gary, to save your team.

Female presenter, you say?

2007, longest serving female presenter?

Pass.

Anybody know on the No team?

Konnie Huq?

It was.

That's fame for you, Konnie.

You scored four points.

That means, No Tribe,

you need five points to go safely through to our final four.

I wish you both the very best of luck.

Start the clock.

Harriet, by what one word name is singer Gordon Sumner better known?

Sting.

Correct. Ben, the Zloty is the official currency of which country?

Poland.

Correct. Harriet, what is the square root of 64?

Nine.

-Incorrect. Ben.

-Eight.

Correct. Harriet, Brendan O'Carroll places a feisty matriarch called

Agnes in which BBC sitcom?

Mrs Brown's Boys.

Correct. Ben, to win,

Spider-Man's alter ego Peter Parker supplies photographs

to which newspaper?

Pass.

Harriet?

Oh, the Daily...

To win.

Pass.

Not the Daily Pass, I'm afraid.

Anyone on the Yes team?

Bugle.

The Daily Bugle is the right answer.

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you also scored four points.

The scores are tied, that means we have a tie break here.

What I need you to do is nominate one player to go up against

each other on one buzzer question.

Yes Tribe, who are you nominating?

-Gary.

-No Tribe?

I'm the kiss of death, so I think we should go for Ben.

OK. Gary and Ben, the fate of your tribes are in your hands alone.

I'll ask you one question, you buzz in

and get it right, your tribe is safely through to the final four.

Buzz in and get it wrong and it will be the other tribe.

Best of luck to both of you.

In 2012, the remains of which English monarch were found under

a Leicester car park...?

BUZZER

-Ben.

-Richard III.

..were found under a Leicester car park? The answer was Richard III.

No Tribe, you are safely through to the next round.

Please take your place in the centre.

Mark, Brenda, Gary, you were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time.

You all want to be famous.

For two of you it will happen, for one of you you'll be off.

Fingers on buzzers.

I'll ask you a series of questions now.

Buzz in and give me a correct answer,

your journey on the show will continue.

You'll be safely through into our final four.

Give me an incorrect answer though and you'll be leaving us.

Which letter of the alphabet is the stage name of a member of Steps

and the chemical symbol for hydrogen?

-Gary.

-H.

Is the right answer.

Well played. You are through to the final four.

Take your place in the centre.

I also noticed you how you waited for the hydrogen

bit of the question instead of the H from Steps bit.

Mark and Brenda...one of you will be leaving us.

One of you will be joining our final four.

Best of luck to you both.

Chicago, Hammerhead and Gambon are bends on the test track used

regularly on which BBC TV show?

-Mark.

-Top Gear.

They are all used on Top Gear.

Mark, you are through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

Brenda, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.

Will you leave us with one final peal?

Oyez!

And once again I apologise.

Brenda, thank you so much for playing.

For our final four it's time to find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations to our final four.

Particularly to Mark and Gary cos they want to be famous,

you're still here, which is terrific news.

But this is where things change.

It's going to be two against two.

And at the end of this round one tribe will be going straight

through to play in our final.

The other tribe, the other two, will be going straight home.

No second chances.

Let's see how we're going to split you.

Before the show we asked you the following...

I'd consider cosmetic surgery.

Interesting.

Gary, you wanted to be famous.

Would you consider cosmetic surgery to achieve it?

-No.

-You'd be on the No Tribe.

Let's find out our tribes.

Let's find out who said yes and no to this question.

Our No Tribe are our two famous friends, Mark and Gary.

And on our Yes Tribe, Harriet and Ben.

Please join your tribes.

Yes Tribe and No Tribe, very familiar, same tribes as last time.

Harriet and Ben, Mark and Gary.

It's exactly the same except without Brenda.

So, it's a slightly poorer, but slightly quieter place to be.

Mark and Gary, both want to be famous,

but happy with the way you look?

I suppose the obvious answer is...

who'd spoil a face like this?

And Gary?

Same thing. If it doesn't need mending, why fix it?

I can't help thinking that in some ways the moustache is

sort of cosmetic surgery.

-It's just, you performed it on your yourself?

-Yeah.

And our Yes Tribe, what would you have done, Harriet?

I think I'd have liposuction, if I could afford it.

I'm aware I'm suppose to say, "You don't need liposuction."

But you don't.

Clearly don't.

No, you're fine.

Absolutely fine.

Ben, what would you have done?

Maybe a nose job, boob job, maybe.

I think they're called moob jobs.

I think that's what they're called.

This round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go

through to today's final.

For the losing tribe it's game over immediately.

Good luck, Harriet and Ben. Good luck, Mark and Gary.

Here's your first question.

Oscar-winning composer Hans Zimmer composed the theme tune

for which BBC quiz show hosted by Henry Kelly?

Ben.

Going For Gold.

It was. 1-0 to our Yes Tribe.

I used to love Going For Gold.

They should bring that back.

Actually, don't bring it back cos they might take this off.

Literally meaning "leather trousers", what name is given to the

leather shorts with braces worn in Bavaria in parts...?

Mark.

Lederhosen.

..worn in Bavaria and parts of Austria?

The right answer is lederhosen. 1-1.

Scaramanga, Saruman and Dracula

are characters that have been played on film...?

Mark.

-Christopher Lee.

-..by which actor?

Sir Christopher Lee. Well played.

2-1 to the No Tribe.

Which aptly named horse won the Grand National

days before the 1992 General Election?

Ben.

Party Politics.

It was. Well remembered.

Which Roman frontier linking Wallsend to...?

Mark.

Hadrian's Wall.

Yeah. Linking Wallsend to Bowness-on-Solway and beyond?

It's part of a World Heritage site. It is Hadrian's Wall.

It's 3-2 to our No Tribe.

Edging closer to those five points.

The influential work by Samuel Johnson published in 1755

is a celebrated example of what type of reference book?

Mark.

Dictionary.

It is a dictionary. Well played.

Yes Tribe, you have two points.

No Tribe, you have four points.

You are one question away from playing in today's final.

Yes Tribe, you could be one question away from going home.

Best of luck, both tribes.

Johnny Depp allegedly modelled Captain Jack Sparrow on which member...?

Ben.

Keith Richards.

..on which member of the Rolling Stones?

Keith Richards is the right answer. Well played.

Four points to the No Tribe, three points to the Yes Tribe.

You all right there, Harriet?

I knew that one.

I'm being too careful.

Fingers on buzzers.

What type of bird is the surname of Jodie Foster's character

in the film Silence...?

Harriet.

Starling.

In the film Silence of the Lambs?

She is Clarice Starling. Very well played.

It is Yes Tribe four points.

No Tribe four points.

The team who scores five points is going through to play in our final.

The other team will be leaving us immediately.

It all comes down to this one question.

In 1988, which Australian band released the UK top 40 singles

Never Tear Us Apart and Need You Tonight?

Mark.

INXS.

Is the correct answer.

No Tribe, you are playing today's final.

I thought, Harriet and Ben, you were going to complete an amazing

comeback, but just pipped at the post.

Harriet, very well played. Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yes, I have.

-We've enjoyed having you on here.

Ben, have you enjoyed yourself as well?

-Yeah, very much so.

-Neither of you need any cosmetic surgery.

Can I just say that right now? Thank you so much for playing.

But for Mark and Gary it's time to play the Two Tribes final.

APPLAUSE

Mark and Gary, congratulations on making it this far.

That was a terrific final four as well.

Very well played. You held your nerve there.

The two of you have been on the same tribe an awful lot in this show.

There's only one difference between you and that is,

Gary, you are superstitious. And Mark, you are not superstitious.

Other than that you are essentially the same person.

But we're going to have to split you up now.

You are in your very own two tribes. It is now Mark versus Gary.

We've also given you your very own 60 second clock,

and your job is to protect that clock at all costs.

Our first question, and just our first question,

will be on the buzzer.

If you get it right your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

It will keep ticking down until they get a question right

then your clock will start ticking down.

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

all the way down to zero.

If you do that you will leave with today's prize.

For the final time today, Mark and Gary, let's play Two Tribes.

This first question is on the buzzer.

Get it right and your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

Which UK TV channel began transmission in April, 196...?

Mark.

Channel 4.

Is the incorrect answer, Mark.

The question was,

which UK TV channel began transmission in April, 1964?

The answer was BBC Two.

You got it wrong which means your clock will start

ticking down as soon as I start the next question.

Mark, in UK currency which coin in general circulation

has the smallest diameter?

Five pence.

Correct.

Gary, which 1999 film starred Brad Pitt and Edward Norton?

Fight Club.

Correct. Mark, what was the maiden name of the Duchess of Cambridge?

Catherine.

It was Middleton.

Mark, by what nickname was the American outlaw

William H Bonney better known?

Billy the Kid.

Correct. Gary, bibliophobia is a fear or strong dislike of what?

Snakes.

It's books.

Gary, Balmoral Castle is in which Scottish county?

Sutherland.

It's Aberdeenshire.

Gary, what is 1,000 times 1,000?

2,000.

It's one million.

Gary, which character was played by Ricky Gervais in

the UK version of The Office?

David Brent.

Correct. Mark, which British cartoonist created

the Mr Men book series?

Pass.

Roger Hargreaves.

Mark, what is the French word for Tuesday?

Mardi.

Correct.

Gary, which Irish author wrote the novels Ulysses and Finnegans Wake?

James Joyce.

Correct. Mark, which is the only Rodgers & Hammerstein musical

to be named after a US state?

Oklahoma.

Correct. Gary, Dreams from My Father was a 1995 memoir

by which future US president?

A...

Barack Obama.

Gary, in a novel by Henry Williamson what kind of animal was Tarka?

Otter.

Correct. Mark, in the solar system the sun is predominately

composed of which chemical element?

Hydrogen.

Correct. Gary, which famous festive song first appeared in

the Bing Crosby film Holiday Inn?

White Christmas.

Correct. Mark, which branch of medicine is concerned with

the diagnosis and treatment of skin disorders?

Pass.

Dermatology. Mark, a dodecahedron is a shape with how many sides?

20.

It's 12. Mark, who won his first Best Director Oscar for the 2006

film The Departed?

Martin Scorsese.

Correct. Gary, in the British Army the Brigade of Gurkhas

are soldiers from which country?

Nepal.

Correct. Mark, which former Conservative MP is

the presenter of Great British Railway Journeys?

Michael Portillo.

You are just out of time.

And our winner today with eight seconds on his clock, it's Gary.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations, Gary.

You are absolutely right with Michael Portillo, Mark.

Just out of time though, I'm afraid. You played brilliantly throughout.

Thank you so much for joining us.

But, Gary, you have one final question.

One final choice, one final tribe to join.

We're going to give you £1,000 to spend on something.

Before the show we asked you the following...

Would you like £1,000 to spend at your local toy store

or £1,000 to spend on a food and drink spree?

Which of those would you prefer?

I have to be fair to the grandchildren and go for the toys.

Greatest grandfather ever.

£1,000 to spend at his local toy store for Gary.

Thank you so much for joining us on Two Tribes.

We'll see you again next time.