Episode 22 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players, we know that one of them is a technophobe,

two of them believe in aliens,

but all of them are about to play the quiz

that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz where you never know whose side you'll be on.

We've got seven contestants ready to play, let's meet them.

Hi, I'm Martin, I'm a financial analyst

and I'm originally from Oldham in Lancashire.

I'm Sue, retired funeral arranger from the Forest of Dean.

I'm Al, a freelance writer from Durham.

I'm Caroline, a neuroscientist from London.

I'm Catherine, a confectioner from Edinburgh.

Hi, I'm Lewis, I'm a business development executive

from Buckinghamshire.

I'm Dave, a support lorry driver from Surrey.

Hi, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes.

Can I just say on first impressions,

we have some terrific shirts on today's show

and we've got some terrific hair on today's show as well.

Before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey

answering hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

There are some of them up there.

Now, in every round we split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

Then those two tribes face a series of general knowledge questions.

To stay safe, you just need to be on the winning tribe.

And at the end of the show,

one of you will be walking away with a very nice prize.

Good luck to you all, let's find our first two tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

I've used a dating website.

So, our Yes Tribe,

people who answered yes to "I've used a dating website" are...

Al,

Catherine,

and Lewis.

And our No Tribe, Martin,

Sue,

Caroline, and Dave.

Everyone, join your tribes.

Yes Tribe. Al, how rude of us to start the show

with such a personal question.

But very, very popular these days, dating websites.

Did it work for you?

No, I thought I'd sign up for a trial version and just see how it went.

And the first month wasn't that promising,

so, failed venture, not something I'd probably do again, but...

-You only went on one date, though.

-No, I didn't go on any dates.

-Oh, you didn't go on any dates?!

-It was that much of a failure.

-Wow.

-Catherine, have you had better luck?

-Not internet dating, no.

-I am now happily married.

-Phew.

-But I didn't meet him on the internet.

-I wouldn't do it again.

-Well, you're married, of course you wouldn't!

LAUGHTER

She wouldn't do it, she wouldn't do it again.

They say that 60% of people who do internet dating

are happy to admit it,

which means 40% of people who do internet dating

would never admit it. Anyway, let's talk to the No Tribe! Sue.

Um, I met my first husband

when I was trying to pal him up with a friend of mine.

-Clever, very clever.

-I wish she'd have had him!

LAUGHTER

The second one, he's lovely,

-and I met him... He was a neighbour.

-Oh, was he?

Come to look at my new baby, which I thought was strange for a man.

Did he? Just to check, have we stuck on two?

-Oh, yes. Yes, yes.

-Good, good, good.

-Caroline, never tried it?

-No.

I mean, I went to university, met somebody that I've been with since.

-So never had the need for it.

-Are you married?

-Engaged.

-Engaged, and when are you going to be married?

-Next May.

-Oh, that's nice.

Dave, never tried it?

I'm in a relationship with a lovely young lady,

so I don't have any need for it.

-Where did you meet her?

-In a bar.

That old-fashioned place.

The bar is like the 1980s version of the internet, isn't it?

-That's right! I am that old.

-Where we always used to have to meet.

We'll start with our No Tribe, because there's four of you.

I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions now.

If you get one wrong, I pass it down the line.

If you all get the same one wrong,

your 60 seconds will end immediately.

The winning tribe will go straight through to the next round,

the winning tribe will be safe.

The losing tribe, we lose one of you at the end of this round

so try and make sure you're on the winning tribe. No Tribe, ready?

-Yes.

-Start the clock.

Copacabana and Ipanema are beaches in which South American city?

Rio de Janeiro.

Which Friends star appears as a version of himself

in the sitcom Episodes?

-Pass.

-Caroline.

-Joey.

-Incorrect. Dave.

-Matt LeBlanc.

Martin, the Flavian amphitheatre in Rome is better known by what name?

-The Colosseum.

-Sue, who was the leader of Cuba from 1959 till 2008?

-Castro?

-I need a first name as well.

-Fidel.

Caroline, played by Jim Carrey,

Stanley Ipkiss is a character in which 1994 film?

The Mask.

Dave, which famous tea clipper is dry docked in Greenwich, London?

Er... Pass.

-Martin.

-Cutty Sark.

Sue, which band had a UK number one hit in 1983 with Red Red Wine?

-Pass.

-Caroline.

-Pass.

-Dave.

-UB40.

Martin, which New York film-maker directed Manhattan and Annie Hall?

Woody, Woody Allen.

Sue, the Battle of Hastings was won by William,

duke of which duchy in what is now north-west France?

-Pass.

-Caroline.

Oh, the answer there was Normandy.

But No Tribe, you scored eight points.

So, Yes Tribe, nine points will see you through to the next round.

Very, very best of luck. Are you all ready?

Al, we will start with you.

Start the clock. Who rose to fame

as the host of the 1999 TV show The Naked Chef?

Jamie Oliver.

Catherine, Australia's coat of arms features an emu

and which other animal holding a shield?

Kangaroo?

The title of a book by Dr Seuss is Green Eggs And what?

Ham.

Al, who succeeded Clement Attlee

to become UK prime minister for a second time?

-Winston Churchill.

-Catherine, the Titanic Quarter

is an area of which city?

-Belfast.

-Lewis, the novel 100 Years Of Solitude...

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Al, which actress played Nikki in the 2004 film Alfie?

-Pass.

-Catherine.

-Pass.

-Lewis, to save your tribe.

-Keira Knightley.

-Is the incorrect answer.

It was Sienna Miller, and you scored six points.

Ooof!

No Tribe, eight points sees you through to the next round,

you are safe, please take your place in the centre.

Yes Tribe, this is always the worst time to leave,

in the first round, but one of you I'm afraid is going to have to.

I'll ask you a series of questions.

Buzz in and get one right, you are safe,

you are through to the next round to join our other four.

Buzz in and get one wrong, you're going home.

Best of luck to all of you, you were doing very well

until that one question tripped you up. Here is your first question.

"I'll have what she's having" is a line from what...

-Catherine.

-When Harry Met Sally.

..is a line from what Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal film,

When Harry Met Sally, Catherine, you're safe,

please go to the centre.

Al and Lewis. One of you is going to go through

but one of you, I'm afraid, is going to go home immediately.

And it's all down to this question. Good luck to you both.

Star Wars Day is celebrated by fans of the film franchise...

May 4th.

May 4th, Lewis, congratulations,

you are safely through to the next round.

Please make your way to the centre.

See, Al, I feel really bad for you now.

You literally on one day idly thought,

"I might sign up for a dating website." You got nothing from it.

You didn't even get a single date and all that happened is

it's meant you're on the Yes Tribe which lost,

and now you have to go home after round one.

-I think the internet is against me, Richard.

-Isn't it just?

Al, thank you so much for playing, it's a shame to lose you now.

But for our other six, let's find our next two tribes.

Congratulations to the six of you.

I do feel bad for Al, but there it is, someone's got to go.

Martin, got all your questions right in that round, very impressive.

-Thank you.

-We're going to split you into different tribes now.

Before the show we asked you the following...

I went to private school.

Martin, where are you? You got all your questions right.

-I'm a yes.

-Oh, money well spent. Money well spent.

The Yes Tribe is...

Martin.

Caroline and Catherine.

Our No Tribe is Sue, Lewis and Dave.

Everybody, join your tribes.

Let's start with our No Tribe, shall we? Our state schoolers.

You'll be getting a lot of support from home,

only 7% of the British population went to a private school,

93% of us went to a state school.

Sue, state school education. Did it do you any harm?

No, I don't think so.

Would you have been allowed that hair, Sue, at your school?

-Probably not!

-It's one of the big advantages

of not going to school any more.

-You can do what you want with your hair.

-Yes!

Lewis?

Grammar school, which was fantastic.

Dr Challoner's grammar school, represent!

Dr Challoner's grammar school, represent.

LAUGHTER

-Dave, where did you go?

-South London comprehensive.

-Has it done you any harm in life?

-I don't think so.

-Held you back?

-Not really.

-We're about to find out, aren't we?

-We are.

We're facing people with a benefit of a private school education.

Caroline, I think you said you were a neuroscientist.

-I am indeed.

-So it's done you some favours.

-Catherine, what do you do again?

-I make fudge.

So, Caroline, your parents spent an awful lot of money

on your education, you're a neuroscientist.

Catherine, your parents spent an awful lot of money

-on your education. You make fudge.

-They're so proud. They're so proud!

But are you happy? That's the main thing.

Very happy. My boss is brilliant.

Doesn't matter what you do, so long as you're happy.

And Martin, do you think going to a private school has made

any difference in your life?

I think I met people from lots of diverse backgrounds,

which was fantastic news.

You met people from more diverse backgrounds at a private school

than you would have at a state school?

I think so, cos in those days, you used to get bursaries

to go to them if you were clever enough, I suppose.

LAUGHTER FROM THE NO TRIBE

-You hear what he's saying there, don't you?

-LAUGHTER

You hear exactly what he's just said to the three of you.

But because he went to a private school,

-he said it very, very charmingly.

-LAUGHTER

I'll tell you what, we'll start with our Yes Tribe.

We'll start with our privately-educated tribe.

Martin, Caroline, Catherine, you all ready?

-Yes.

-Very best of luck. Start the clock.

Martin, which is the only city in Scotland

to have a subway metro system?

-Edinburgh.

-Incorrect. Caroline?

-Glasgow.

-Catherine, in 1922,

Howard Carter discovered the tomb of which ancient Egyptian king?

Tutankhamen?

He did. Martin, Vin Diesel plays Dominic Toretto in which film series

about illegal street racing?

Don't know.

-Caroline?

-The Fast And The Furious.

Catherine, the Java Trench is the deepest part of which ocean?

Pacific.

Incorrect. Martin?

Atlantic.

Incorrect. Caroline, to save the tribe?

Indian.

Is correct. Catherine,

which type of pea has a French name that means "eat all"?

Mange-tout.

Martin, Demon Dentist

and Gangster Granny are books by which comic actor?

David Walliams.

Caroline, who directed the films Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting?

Danny Boyle.

Catherine, which US singer's hits include Oh, Pretty Woman

and I Drove All Night?

Roy Orbison.

Martin, in 1982, which Tudor warship was raised from the sea bed

off the coast of Portsmouth?

Mary Rose.

Caroline, Jessica Biel married which American singer in 2012?

The answer to that one was Justin Timberlake,

but even without that, Yes Tribe, you scored nine points.

APPLAUSE

There's an awful lot of people at home that were thinking,

-"Oh, it'd be lovely if they got, like, two."

-LAUGHTER

But they didn't. You did very, very well indeed. Well played, Yes Tribe.

No Tribe, for the pride of the state schoolers,

ten points would see you safe.

Ten points would see you straight through to the next round.

OK? Very best of luck. A very strong score from our Yes Tribe.

-Are you all ready?

-Yes.

Start the clock.

Sue, the UK shares a land border with which other EU member country?

-Pass.

-Lewis.

-Scotland.

-Incorrect. Dave?

-To save your tribe.

-Wales.

Scotland and Wales are both parts of the UK.

The answer, of course, is the Republic of Ireland.

Republic of Ireland is the answer there.

You scored, state school people...

LAUGHTER

I don't want to be the one to break this to 93% of the population.

LAUGHTER

Nine points for the Yes Tribe, you scored nine fewer.

You scored zero points, I'm afraid, No Tribe.

Yes Tribe, I'm just going to say, money well spent.

That's all I'm going to say.

I'll also say congratulations, you are through to the next round.

You are safe. Please take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

So, No Tribe, you are the losing tribe.

You were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,

and one of you is going to go home.

I'll ask you a series of questions now. Fingers on your buzzers.

Give me a correct answer, you'll be safe,

and go through to the next round.

Give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

Sue, Lewis, Dave, all ready?

-ALL: Yes.

-OK. Very best of luck.

Here is your first question.

What name derived from the German for "stone" is given to

the earthenware beer mugs traditionally used in Germany? Dave.

Stein.

Dave, that's the correct answer.

You are safe and through to the next round.

APPLAUSE

A victory there on a drinking question

-for a South London comprehensive boy.

-LAUGHTER

Well done, Dave.

Sue and Lewis, one of you will be leaving us right now,

one of you will be safe.

Very best of luck to you both.

In stories by AA Milne, Edward Bear is more commonly known by...

-Lewis.

-Winnie the Pooh.

Edward Bear is more commonly known by what name?

Winnie the Pooh is the right answer, Lewis.

You are through, you are safe. Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Sue...

-Yes!

-This is no good.

I was looking forward to hearing all about you.

-SHE LAUGHS

-I can't think of a single tribe where I wouldn't want to know

if you were a yes or a no.

I wanted to know more about you. It's a real shame.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yes, very much.

It's been lovely having you, and I'm very sorry to lose you.

-Thank you.

-But for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Well done to the five of you. Martin, been on two winning tribes.

Caroline, been on two winning tribes as well,

but, Caroline, you saved Martin three times in the last round.

-Wow, what can I say?

-So, will you be on the same tribe again?

Let's find out. Before the show, we asked you the following:

Aw, that's a nice one. I cry at weddings. I cry at weddings.

-Caroline, do you cry at weddings?

-No.

HE GASPS

-Do you not?

-No, I've been to quite a lot of weddings.

I think I've been desensitised a bit.

We will talk about this in a moment.

Let's take a look at who said yes and who said no to this one.

So, our No Tribe is:

Caroline and Dave,

and our Yes Tribe is Martin, Catherine and Lewis.

Everybody, please join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

Caroline and Dave, our No Tribe.

Dave, the affirmation of people's love for each other

does nothing to you?

-Not that much, no!

-LAUGHTER

An honest answer. I'll give you that.

Caroline, you're about to get married.

Will you cry at your own wedding, at least?

Maybe at my own wedding,

but I used to sing in a choir at my local church,

and so I used to have to go to about 10,

12 weddings a year, so I just then got really

critical about bridesmaid dresses and their orders of services!

That is shocking! That is shocking.

I hope no-one is doing that to your bridesmaids. I'm sure they won't.

I'm sure they won't.

On our Yes Tribe, they cry at weddings,

Martin, Catherine and Lewis. Lewis, I knew you'd be a yes here.

-What is it about weddings that gets to you?

-I cry at everything!

I cried the last round when Sue went out.

LAUGHTER

I shed a little tear as well.

Catherine, you like a good cry at a wedding?

Every time. Every time. I also cry at everything.

People at home, what tribe would you be on here?

I suspect most of them would be on yes. We all shed a little tear.

You'd have to be some sort of, I don't know, sociopath,

to be on a No Tribe...

It's nothing against the two of you, it's just I find it...

I cry at films.

You know, terrible to say, I cry at football matches sometimes.

-There it is. I've said it.

-LAUGHTER

We will start with our Yes Tribe, OK?

Very best of luck, Yes Tribe. Are you ready?

Start the clock.

Martin, before the Euro, what was the main unit of currency in Italy?

Lira.

Catherine, Pennywise was a terrifying clown

in which 1986 Stephen King novel?

It?

Correct. Lewis, which tower in the Palace of Westminster

is home to the parliamentary archives?

-Pass.

-Martin?

Victoria Tower?

Is the correct answer.

Catherine, what type of insect is kept by an apiarist?

A spider.

Incorrect. Lewis?

Bees.

Martin, in AD 60, which Icenian queen led a revolt

against the Romans?

Boadicea.

Catherine, which Butch Cassidy actor

co-founded the annual Sundance Film Festival?

Oh...pass.

Lewis?

Robert Redford.

Martin, Ceylon is the former name of which Asian country?

Sri Lanka.

Catherine, which Canadian singer released the UK number-one album

Jagged Little Pill?

Alanis Morissette.

Lewis. The Gunpowder Plot

was an attempt on the life of which monarch?

Charles II.

-Incorrect. Martin?

-James II.

-Incorrect. Catherine?

-James I.

Is the right answer. Lewis, the Jay-Z and Alicia Keys hit

Empire State Of Mind was about which US city?

It was about New York City.

You didn't need it. You scored nine points.

APPLAUSE

Very nicely done. Some terrific work there by Lewis as well,

saving the team a couple of times.

Nine points to beat, No Tribe.

If you score ten points, you'll be safe,

you'll be straight through to our final four.

Very best of luck to you both.

Start the clock.

Caroline, in which London park would you find Speakers' Corner?

Hyde Park.

Dave, Ronan Keating was a member of which chart-topping Irish...?

Boyzone.

Caroline, in 2013, Tony Abbott

became Prime Minister of which country?

-Pass.

-Dave, to save your tribe.

Australia.

Caroline, The Persistence Of Memory

was painted by which 20th-century artist?

Picasso.

Incorrect. Dave, to save your tribe.

Van Gogh.

The answer, Dave, was Salvador Dali.

I'm afraid you scored three points.

Our winners are the Yes Tribe.

APPLAUSE

Very well played, Yes Tribe.

You are safe, you're through to the next round.

Please take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

But the No Tribe, it can be tough when there's only two of you,

especially when you've got to score ten points. That was a big ask.

Unfortunately, it means we're going to have to lose one of you.

One of you will be heading through to the final four,

one of you will be heading home. OK, fingers on buzzers.

It's all down to this question.

Listed alphabetically, which is the first US state?

Dave?

Alabama.

That's the correct answer. Dave, you are safe.

You are through. Please join the others in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Caroline, sorry to see you go. You've been a terrific contestant,

and you've got your wedding to look forward to.

-That's something, isn't it?

-Of course.

-Waterproof mascara.

That is my secret. Every single time.

Caroline, thank you so much for playing, but for our final four,

let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations to our final four. We, of course, only have one person

who's been on every single winning tribe. That's you, Martin.

-You haven't had to face the fear of the buzzer yet, have you?

-No.

But we all play on the buzzer in our final four.

This is where things change.

It's going to be two against two at the end of this round.

Two of you will be going through to play in our final.

Two of you will be going straight home, no more second chances. OK.

Let's see how we're going to split you.

Before the show, we asked you the following:

I shop at pound shops.

-Now, Martin, what tribe are you on here?

-I'm on the Yes Tribe.

Martin is on the Yes Tribe. Who is going to join him?

I'll tell you now.

Our Yes Tribe is Martin and Dave.

Our No Tribe, Catherine and Lewis.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

This is going to be an absolute cracker, I think -

four very, very strong contestants here.

Yes Tribe, Martin, that shirt of yours. Sorry, that wasn't...

I'm not thinking of pound shops.

I'm thinking of your shirt, but it's quite something.

-Where would a man buy something like that?

-It was a gift.

-They don't make them like this any more!

-They sure don't.

They sure don't.

You're not pound shop fans, Lewis and Catherine?

I don't have anything against pound shops,

but I tend to buy everything I own from one very large shop.

Is at your own fudge shop?

LAUGHTER

-Sadly not.

-Sadly not. And Lewis?

You know what, they don't really have pound shops in Buckinghamshire.

LAUGHTER

If there is one county that's been untouched by the recession,

I suspect it probably is Buckinghamshire!

So, this round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

go through to the day's final.

For the losing tribe, it's game over.

Everyone got their fingers on the buzzers?

Here's your first question.

Which Australian city is named after the viscountcy

held by Queen Victoria's first...?

-Martin.

-Melbourne.

The viscountcy held by Queen Victoria's

first Prime Minister.

Melbourne is the correct answer, Martin. 1-0.

What slang term for a policeman

is also the name of...?

Lewis.

Bobby?

..is the incorrect answer.

I'll give the full question to the Yes tribe.

What slang term for a policeman

is also the name of an element

with the atomic number 29?

It's copper, Richard.

It is copper, Dave.

Well played. 2-0 to the Yes Tribe.

The title of which hit album by Kraftwerk

translates from German as...?

Martin.

Autobahn.

The title of which hit album by Kraftwerk

translates from German as "motorway"?

Autobahn is the correct answer, Martin.

Yes Tribe, three points.

No Tribe, zero points.

Five points will see you through to the final.

If you were thinking about making a comeback,

now would be a good time to start, No Tribe.

The so-called Velvet Divorce of 1993

led to the formation of two countries...

Lewis.

The Czech Republic.

The so-called Velvet Divorce of 1993

led to the formation of two countries,

Slovakia and which other?

Czech Republic is the right answer!

APPLAUSE

Well done, Lewis.

How gutted would you have been

if it was the other way round?

Three points to our Yes Tribe.

One point to our No Tribe. Game on.

Described in the dialogues of Plato,

which mythical land was lost under the sea?

Martin.

Atlantis.

..is the correct answer, Martin.

Yes Tribe, you are

one question away from our final.

No Tribe, you could be

one question away from going home.

From its launch in 1963,

Jane Cain was the first voice

of which automated telephone service?

Dave.

The speaking clock?

The speaking clock is the correct answer.

5-1 to our Yes Tribe.

Very well played.

APPLAUSE

Catherine, Lewis, not a huge amount you could have done about that.

Catherine, have you enjoyed yourself with us?

-I've had a brilliant time.

-It's been lovely having you here.

And Lewis, are you going to go away and have a little cry?

I...I...yes.

I'd like to think of you watching this back,

friends and family around you,

-all of them weeping on each other's shoulder.

-LAUGHTER

It's been lovely having you here,

but for Martin and Dave, our Yes Tribe, you are our finalists.

Time to play the Two Tribes final.

APPLAUSE

Martin and Dave, it comes down to this.

-How are you feeling, Martin, having got this far?

-Terrified.

Terrified! That's very honest of you.

-Been on every single winning tribe, though.

-Yeah.

Now would be a bad time to break that, wouldn't it?

-And Dave, how are you feeling?

-I'm feeling good.

How about that, Martin? How about that for confidence?

Psyching you out there.

Well, we split you into your own tribes now.

This time, it's Martin versus Dave.

We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.

All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

Our very first question, only our first question,

will be on the buzzer. If you get that right,

your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

It will keep ticking down until they get a question right,

then your clock will start ticking down.

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

all the way down to zero.

If you do that, you'll leave with today's prize.

For the final time today,

let's play Two Tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, first question on the buzzer.

Get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

Good luck to you both.

John Waite and Frances Quinn have won which TV cookery competition?

Martin?

MasterChef?

It's not MasterChef, it was Great British Bake Off, I'm afraid.

You've given me an incorrect answer,

which means the next question will go to you, and your clock

will start ticking down as soon as I start the question.

Martin, which red fruit is used to make the German liqueur kirsch?

Cherries.

Dave, the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu

are in which modern-day country?

Peru.

Martin, first staged in 1923,

how long does the Le Mans endurance race last?

24 hours.

Dave, Three Sisters and The Cherry Orchard

are works by which Russian playwright?

Tolstoy.

It's Anton Chekhov.

Dave, which band had a hit in 1975 with You Sexy Thing?

Hot Chocolate.

Martin, a cooper traditionally made or repaired what?

Barrels.

Dave, what is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?

Z.

It's omega.

Dave, Leeds Castle is in which English county?

Kent.

Martin, until 1939,

Siam was the name of which Southeast Asian country?

Thailand.

Dave, Maria Sklodowska is the birth name of which

Nobel Prize-winning scientist?

-Pass.

-It's Marie Curie.

Dave, the three basic states of matter are solid, liquid,

and which other?

-Water.

-It's gas.

Dave, which US state is nicknamed the Great Lakes State?

Michigan.

Martin, the epic 16th century poem The Faerie Queene

is regarded as a tribute to which monarch?

Elizabeth I.

Dave, in the educational abbreviation GCSE,

what does the letter S stand for?

Secondary.

Martin, the lev is the official currency of which European country?

Hun... No, it's not, it's Bulgaria.

It is. Dave, in 1841,

William Henry Harrison died a month after taking which political office?

Prime Minister.

No, President of the USA.

Dave, how many of Henry VIII's wives were beheaded?

One.

Two. Dave, Murder At The Vicarage was the first Agatha Christie novel

to feature which detective?

Poirot.

It was Miss Marple, Dave, and with 35 seconds left on his clock,

our winner today is Martin.

APPLAUSE

Very, very nicely played, Martin.

Dave, how stressful is that final round?

-It's a doddle(!)

-LAUGHTER

You played terrifically well all the way through, Dave.

Lovely to have you on the show. But, Martin, you are our winner.

You have one final decision to make, one final tribe to join.

You know the prize is £1,000 worth of something.

But £1,000 worth of what?

Before the show, we asked you the following -

do you want £1,000 worth of sports equipment

or £1,000 to spend in a clothes shop, Martin?

Which one of those is tempting you?

I think if I brought any more sports equipment in our house,

I think I'd be also needing a divorce.

-LAUGHTER

-And so...

So it's going to be £1,000 of clothes, please.

£1,000 of clothes for Martin.

Congratulations, Martin, our winner today.

Thank you very much for joining us on Two Tribes,

and we will see you again next time.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE