Episode 22 Two Tribes

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Good evening, everyone, and a very warm welcome to Two Tribes,

the show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven brand-new contestants, all ready to play.

Let's meet them.

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Hi, I'm Kath, I'm from North Yorkshire,

and I'm a benefits and assessments officer.

Hi, I'm Howard, I'm a social media executive, and I live in Sussex.

Hi, I'm Sandra, I am a front of house theatre

host from Beckenham, in Kent.

Hello, I'm Paul from Silverstone, in Northamptonshire,

and I co-own an online dating site.

Hi, I'm Joe, I'm a groundsman from Hertfordshire.

Hi, I'm Zoe, I'm a union officer, and I'm from Coventry.

Hi, I'm Tom, I'm a retired bank official, and I live in Dumfries.

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Welcome to the seven of you.

Now, before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey.

You've answered hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

There's some of the questions there.

In each round we are going to split you into two tribes

based on who said yes, and who said no, to some of those questions.

Each tribe will then face a series of general knowledge questions.

All you have to do is make sure you are on the winning tribe.

If you do that, you could be walking away with today's jackpot of £3,000.

Very nice. Good luck to you all.

Let's find our first two tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

How is this going to split you up?

Well, our Yes Tribe is

Kath, Paul and Zoe.

Which means our No Tribe is Howard, Sandra,

Joe and Tom.

Everyone, join your tribes.

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So, we have our first two tribes.

-Kath, you read horoscopes or you believe horoscopes?

-Both.

-Both.

-Both.

-And what has led you in life to believe your horoscope?

I think I just sort of think there's got to be something out there,

something better, so if the horoscope is good, I go with it.

-If it's bad, I ignore it.

-Quite right. Quite right.

I tell you what, just from my brief knowledge of you, I think

-you are Pisces.

-No.

-I'm going to get one right, out of seven.

Statistically, that is what is going to happen. Paul, are you the same?

-You like a good horoscope, you ignore a bad one.

-Definitely.

If my day is going in accordance with what the horoscope says, I believe them.

Absolute textbook Capricorn.

-Libra, I'm very unbalanced.

-Yep, yep, yep, Libra, that's what I meant.

And Zoe, Zoe, our Aquarian friend at the end.

-Virgo, I'm afraid.

-Virgo friend at the end there.

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What do you think I am, by the way, Zoe, if you could guess?

-I think you're Sagittarius.

-Very good, I am Sagittarius.

-ZOE:

-Oh!

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I haven't got any right yet.

Howard, Howard, you put no

store in horoscopes?

No, I don't really get it.

I don't see how it would influence your life or what's going to happen.

It's just not for me.

Yep, that is because you are a Leo, Howard.

-No, sorry, mate, Capricorn.

-Capricorn.

-LAUGHTER

Sandra, Sandra, of course...

-Aries.

-No. No. Pisces.

-Pisces.

Of course, that's what I meant. Joe, of course,

we know is a Libra.

-Pisces.

-Yes, Pisces.

Oh! And Tom,

-Scorpio.

-If we had just changed places. I'm a Libran,

Ah! That was what I was getting confused with. I know what happened there.

We will start now with our No Tribe.

I'm going to give you 60 seconds worth of questions. Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong, your time will end immediately.

All you've got to do is make sure your tribe is the winning tribe.

Do that, you will be safely through to the next round.

Start the clock. Howard, what first name did the

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge give to their first child?

-George.

-Correct. Sandra, the German flag contains stripes of black,

gold and which other colour?

-Red.

-Correct. Joe, which actor played the title character in the 1991 film

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves?

-Kevin Costner.

-Correct. Tom, the art or sport of shooting with bows and arrows is

called what?

-Archery.

-It is. Howard, a rockhopper is a species of which bird?

-Falcon.

-Incorrect. Sandra.

-Penguin.

-Correct.

Joe, horse riding trousers called jodhpurs are named after

a city in which Asian country?

-India.

-Correct. Tom, who plays both a barber

and the dictator of Tomania in the 1940 film The Great Dictator?

-Charlie Chaplin.

-He does. Howard, which is

the only US state to have a name consisting of one syllable?

-Pass.

-Sandra.

-Pass.

-Joe.

-Utah.

-Tom, to save your tribe.

-Maine.

Is the right answer. Howard.

The Waltz Of The Flowers features in which Tchaikovsky ballet?

-Er, Nutcracker.

-Is right.

Sandra, the deepest freshwater lake in the world, Lake Baikal,

is located in which country?

-Russia.

-Is the right answer, but it's just out of time.

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored nine points.

Very well done.

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Well done, Tom, saving the tribe there with Maine.

-It's a good question, that.

-Yeah.

-That's a tricky one.

You had a little bit longer to think about it. It is a tricky one.

Yes Tribe, so ten points is what you need to be safely

through to the next round.

We've seen it done many times before on Two Tribes.

Let's see if you can do it. Start the clock.

Kath, 49 days make up how many weeks?

-Pass.

-Seven.

-Correct.

Zoe, Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are regular team captains on which

long-running BBC panel show?

-Have I Got News For You.

-Correct.

Kath, what name is given to a word or sentence which reads

the same backers as it does forwards?

-Palindrome.

-Correct. Paul, which ballroom dance represents the letter

T in the NATO phonetic alphabet?

-Tango.

-Correct. Zoe, Montego Bay is

a city in the north-west of which Caribbean

country?

-Jamaica.

-Correct. Kath, Anna Mae Bullock

is the birth name of which rhythm and blues singer?

-Tina Turner.

-Correct. Paul, the term "throw in the towel", meaning to concede defeat,

originated in which combat sport?

-Boxing.

-Correct. Zoe, in the 2001 film Bridget Jones's Diary,

who played the title character?

-Pass.

-Kath.

-Reese Witherspoon.

-Incorrect. Paul, to save...

-Rene Zellweger.

-Correct.

Zoe, the feast day of St David, the patron saint of Wales,

is celebrated in which month?

-March.

-Correct.

Kath, to win, which US composer wrote the musical Sweeney Todd

and Into The Woods?

-Stephen Sondheim.

-Correct.

And with that answer, ten points to the Yes Tribe. Very well played.

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-I told you it was doable, I told you you could do it.

So with ten points, safely through to the next round,

it's the Yes Tribe.

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No Tribe, a shocker.

A shocker. Nine points is a very, very good score.

But not enough, which means one of you will be leaving us.

One of you is on the wrong tribe.

Howard, Sandra, Joe, Tom, I will ask you a series of questions.

Get one right, you'll be through to the next round.

If you get one wrong, you'll be leaving us immediately.

One of you has to go, who is it going to be? Let's find out.

In 2007, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner became the

first woman to be elected

president of which South American country?

-BUZZER

-Joe.

-Argentina.

Is the right answer, Joe, you're through to the next round.

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Howard, Sandra, Tom, here's your next question.

Which word from French is commonly used for an optical illusion caused by

atmospheric conditions, such as the appearance of water on a hot road?

-BUZZER

-Sandra.

-A mirage.

Is the correct answer. Sandra, you're through to the next round.

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So, Howard and Tom, one of you is about to leave us.

Tom, after saving your tribe as well. It would seem a bit harsh.

Fingers on buzzers, gents, it all comes down to this question.

Good luck to you both.

In the nursery rhyme Hickory Dickory Dock, what time was it

-when the mouse ran down?

-BUZZER

-Tom.

-One o'clock.

Is the correct answer, Tom, you're through to the next round.

Well played.

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Howard, can't believe it.

-We won't get to know any more about you, I'm afraid. Have you enjoyed your day with us?

-Yes.

All five minutes of it, it's been great. LAUGHTER

Thank you so much for playing, but for our remaining

six players, we are going to find two brand-new tribes.

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Very high-scoring first round there, terrific work from everybody,

particularly Paul and Tom, got all your answers right in that round.

How are we going to split you into two tribes now? Let's find out.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

This should be fun. Tom, all your questions right in that round,

-what tribe are you on here?

-I am a no.

-You are a no.

OK, let's find out who the No Tribe is.

It's Tom, it also Paul and it's Sandra,

which means our Yes Tribe is Kath, Joe and Zoe.

Everybody, join your tribes.

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Kath, I can't believe you speak before you think,

-I can't believe it. Has it ever got you in trouble?

-Loads of times.

I absolutely do not engage my brain before I open my mouth.

-I bet you're quite fun to be around, Kath.

-I am.

-I come out with some real Kathisms.

-Oh, do you?

-Any famous Kathisms in your family?

-Oh, lots and lots.

I once saw an advert on the television that had

dancing hedgehogs. I thought they'd actually trained

real hedgehogs to do it.

Didn't realise it was computer.

And I live with that to this day.

CHUCKLING

Our No Tribe. Paul, engage brain first.

I think my natural inclination is to blurt it out, but I've

learned through the ramifications of that to think before I speak.

I think you get to a certain age when you realise, by and large, you are wrong most of the time.

-Sadly, yes.

-So it is usually better to be quiet, isn't it?

I reached that point long time ago.

-And Sandra, you feel the same?

-Yes, I'm a listener more than a speaker.

You've got two ears and one mouth, they say.

So you should listen twice as much as you speak.

We will start with our Yes Tribe. 60 seconds worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong, your time ends immediately.

You know the rules. So very, very best of luck.

Start the clock. Kath, according to the saying,

all that glitters is not what?

-Gold.

-Correct. Joe, of the four members of The Beatles,

whose surname comes first alphabetically?

-John.

-Incorrect. Zoe.

-George Harrison.

-Correct.

Kath, Dordogne is a region in which European country?

-France.

-Correct.

Joe, Philip Pirrip, the protagonist in Dickens' novel

Great Expectations, is better known by what name?

-Pip.

-Correct. Zoe, which vitamin is also called ascorbic acid?

-C.

-Correct.

Kath, in which sport do players compete in the Hopman Cup?

-Rugby.

-Incorrect. Joe.

-Badminton.

Incorrect. Zoe, to save your tribe.

-Golf.

-Oh, it is the wrong answer. The Hopman Cup is for tennis.

I'm afraid at the end of that round, Yes Tribe, you got five points.

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Five points to beat.

So, No Tribe, a little bit of good news for you there.

Six points will see you safely through to the next round.

-Very best of luck to you all.

-Thank you.

-Start the clock.

Sandra, according to folklore,

a clover with how many leaves brings good luck...

-Four.

-Correct.

Paul, since 1951, Dennis the Menace has appeared in which British comic?

-The Beano.

-Correct. Tom, Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson

and Lesley Joseph have all appeared together in which sitcom?

-Birds Of A Feather.

-Correct.

Sandra, which of the seven deadly sins is

defined by the OED as the vice of excessive eating?

Gluttony.

Correct. Paul, the system of slow meditative physical exercise called

t'ai chi originated in which Asian country?

-Vietnam.

-Incorrect. Tom.

-China.

-Correct. Sandra, in golf,

what name is given to a score one shot over par on a hole?

-Birdie.

-Incorrect. Paul.

-Bogey.

Is the right answer.

And our winning tribe, with six points, is the No Tribe.

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Please take your place in the centre, No Tribe.

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Tripped up by the Hopman Cup, Yes Tribe, I'm afraid.

And it has cost you dear. One of you is about to go home.

Kath, Joe, Zoe, I'll ask you a series of questions.

If you get one right, you're through to our next round.

But one of you is about to leave us.

Very best of luck to all three of you. Fingers on buzzers.

Popularised in 19th-century Parisian music halls,

-which lively stage dance consists of women in long skirts...

-BUZZER

-Joe.

-Cancan.

-..performing high kicks. Cancan is the correct answer.

Joe, you are through to the next round.

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Kath and Zoe, best of luck to you both.

What name, from the Greek for little star, is given to the

keyboard character usually found above the number eight?

-BUZZER

-Kath.

-Asterisk.

-Is the correct answer.

Kath, you're through to the next round, well played.

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Zoe, very unlucky, it's being a terrific show. Have you enjoyed your time with us?

I have, it's been great, thanks very much.

Thank you so much for playing, it's been a pleasure to meet you.

For our remaining five, though, it's time to find the next two tribes.

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Well played to the five of you.

Let's see how we are going to split you up this time.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

I think I'm a good dancer.

Kath, just saved yourself at the last second on the last round.

-What tribe are you on here?

-Yes.

-You are on the Yes Tribe.

-Would you like Tom on your tribe?

-That Tom?

No, no, any Tom....

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Sometimes it is almost like you speak before you think, Kath.

I don't mind who I have on my tribe.

Well, let's find out exactly who you've got in your tribe.

The Yes Tribe is Kath and Sandra,

which means the No Tribe is all our gentleman. Of course it is.

The No Tribe is Paul, Joe and Tom. Everybody, join your tribes.

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No Tribe. I would be on the No Tribe here.

Admit it at home, a lot of you would be on the No Tribe as well.

Paul, you can't dance, don't dance?

Oh, I do dance, but I never feel like I'm putting on much of a show.

Tom, do you ever dance?

I actually go ballroom dancing with my wife, we've taken lessons.

But I'm the slowest learner in the world when it comes to that.

Here's our Yes Tribe, our dancers.

Sandra, what dancing do you like doing?

-I'm a trained ballroom and Latin dancer.

-Oh, how about that?

-Trained, Tom. Trained, I tell you.

-I'll see her later.

LAUGHTER

We will start with our non-dancers, our No Tribe.

I'm going to give you 60 seconds worth of questions. Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong, your time will end immediately.

The tribe that wins this round will be safely through to our final four.

Try and make sure that is your tribe. Start the clock.

Paul, to make a major issue out of a minor one is said to be

making a mountain out of a what?

-Molehill.

-Correct.

Joe, what does the letter T stand for in BAFTA?

-Television.

-It does.

Tom, Fine Gael is a major political party in which country?

-Ireland.

-Correct. Paul, in cricket,

the abbreviation LBW stands for what?

-Leg before wicket.

-It does. Joe, the son of a Titan,

which Greek God shares his name with a bound collection of maps?

-Hercules.

-Incorrect. Tom.

-Atlas.

-Correct.

Paul, the musical My Fair Lady was based on the play

Pygmalion, by which author?

-George Bernard Shaw.

-Correct.

Joe, Bryan Habana and Jean de Villiers both play rugby

union for which southern hemisphere country?

-South Africa.

-Correct.

Tom, in his final years, Claude Monet created

a series of some 250 oil paintings of which type of aquatic plant?

-Sun... Um.

-Incorrect. Paul.

-Lily pads.

-Correct.

Joe, the name of which type of bread comes from the Italian

word for slipper?

-Ciabatta.

-Correct.

Tom, the inventors of the Rubik's Cube and the Biro were both...

-Hungary.

-Correct. Paul, a person who is said to be...

At the end of that around, No Tribe, you may not be able to dance,

you can certainly quiz, ten points.

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Ten points.

Goodness me, Kath and Sandra, we've seen some good scoring

on today's show, and you've been involved in a lot of it, as well.

So, 11 points will see you safely through to our final four.

Start the clock.

Kath, which pop superstar has been married to the actor Sean Penn

and the film director Guy Ritchie?

-Madonna.

-Correct.

Sandra, the Limpopo River is in which continent?

-Africa.

-It is.

Kath, Augustus Gloop is a character from which Roald Dahl novel?

-Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

-Correct.

Sandra, which sea mammal lends its name to an elite US special

operations force?

-Seals.

-Correct. Kath, which singer

and charity activist was the front man of the Boomtown Rats?

-Bob Geldof.

-He was. Sandra, which year of the 21st-century is

represented by the Roman numerals MMI?

-2001.

-Correct.

Kath, in which TV series did Nick Berry play PC Nick Rowan?

-Heartbeat.

-Correct.

Sandra, which type of fortified wine takes its

name from the island in the Atlantic where it is produced?

-Madeira.

-Correct.

Kath, how many players make up an Olympic

indoor volleyball team?

-Four.

-Incorrect.

-Sandra, to save your tribe.

-Five.

-Incorrect.

-Oh!

-It was six. But eight points,

Yes Tribe. Very well played.

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-But...

..not quite enough. With ten points,

safely through to our final four, it's the No Tribe.

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That was unlucky.

Eight points, you were going great guns.

Sadly, it means you are on the losing tribe.

Even more sadly, one of you will be leaving us now.

Kath and Sandra, fingers on buzzers, very best of luck to you both.

In the US version of the first Harry Potter book,

which word replaced philosopher in the title?

-BUZZER

-Sandra?

-Sorcerer.

It was the sorcerer's stone.

It's the correct answer, Sandra, you are in our final four.

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-Oh, Kath.

-C'est la vie.

-C'est la vie. Absolutely right.

You've been great fun as well. Thank you so much playing.

You are welcome.

But for our final four, let's find our next two tribes.

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Now, our final four is where things change,

because, as always, it's two against two,

and at the end of this round two of you will be going through to

play in our final, with the chance of taking home that £3,000 jackpot.

The other two of you will be going home immediately,

there are no more second chances.

Let's find out what our next two tribes are going to be.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

Paul, you've been on every single winning tribe.

-What tribe are you on here?

-I'm a no.

-You're a no.

Well, the No Tribe is...

Paul and Joe, which means our Yes Tribe is Sandra and Tom.

Everybody join your tribes.

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Tom, listen, I've never been on a cruise. Where have you been?

Two cruises. One from Vancouver up to Alaska and one in the Baltic.

You see, I would like... Vancouver up to Alaska sounds my cup of tea.

Paul, you anti them or just haven't been on one?

It's the notion of being cooped up for two weeks

in a gigantic floating hotel with people you may not like very much.

LAUGHTER

OK, as you know, this round is all on the buzzers.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

will be playing in today's final and, of course,

have a chance to win that £3,000 jackpot.

For the losing tribe, it will be game over.

Sandra and Tom, Paul and Joe, fingers on buzzers.

Very best of luck to you all.

The name of the chemical element helium

is derived from the Greek name for which body?

-Sandra?

-The sun.

..which body in our solar system?

The sun is the correct answer, Sandra. 1-0 to the Yes Tribe.

In 2014, which British singer performed a series

of concerts in London called Before The Dawn,

her first since 19...?

-Paul?

-Kate Bush.

..her first since 1979? Kate Bush, the correct answer, Paul.

Well-played. 1-1.

"My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos"

is a pneumonic for remembering...

-Sandra?

-The planets of the solar system.

..remembering the order of the planets is the right answer, Sandra.

2-1 to the Yes Tribe.

In 1994, which 45-year-old boxer defeated Michael Moorer...

-Joe?

-George Foreman.

-..to regain the world heavyweight title?

It was George Foreman, Joe. Very well-played.

Two plays two.

Derived from the Egyptian for "great house",

what term is used to refer to the rulers of anc...

-Sandra?

-Pharaoh.

-..the rulers of ancient Egypt?

They are the Pharaohs, Sandra. Well-played.

Three points to the Yes Tribe. Two points to the No Tribe.

Which country music star duetted with Dolly Parton

on the 1983 hit Is...

-Sandra?

-Kenny Rogers.

..Islands in the Stream? Kenny Rogers is the correct answer.

No Tribe, you have two points.

Sandra, you have four points.

LAUGHTER

First tribe to five points goes through to our final.

Good luck to you all.

Usually served as a meze dish,

which pinkish dip has a name which...

-Paul?

-Taramasalata.

..which translates from Greek as "salad of preserved roe",

Taramasalata is the correct answer, Paul.

4-3.

Goodness me.

In Switzerland, which official language is spoken

by the largest percentage of the population?

-Sandra?

-French.

-Is the incorrect answer, Sandra.

-Oh!

I'm afraid it means I can hand it over to No Tribe.

You can confer.

German?

Is the correct answer. And suddenly...

..suddenly it is four all.

Yes Tribe, four. No Tribe, four.

It all comes down to this one question.

Fingers on buzzers and very best of luck to you all.

The 1969 Moon Landing saw Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin

set foot in which so-called lunar sea?

-Sandra?

-The sea of Tranquillity.

-Is the correct answer.

-APPLAUSE

Yes Tribe, you are through to the final.

Five points to four.

-THEY TALK

-Embarrassing, but never mind.

-What can you do against that? Very tricky.

-Too good.

-Formidable.

Paul, first time you've been on the losing tribe.

-I know, what timing, eh?

-But...

And Joe. Joe, sorry to see you go, as well.

-If only you'd been on a cruise.

-Ah! If only.

It's been lovely to meet you both. Thank you so much for playing.

But for Sandra and for Tom, it's time to play the Two Tribes final.

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Sandra and Tom, congratulations on making it through to today's final.

We're now going to split you into your very own tribes.

This time it's Sandra versus Tom.

We've also given you your very own 45-second clock.

Your job is to protect that clock.

The first question and only the first question

will be on the buzzer. Get it right and your opponent's clock

will start ticking down. It'll keep ticking down

until they get a question right and your clock will start ticking down.

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

all the way down to 0.

If you do that, you'll be playing for today's jackpot of £3,000.

OK, Sandra, Tom.

-Let's play Two Tribes.

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So just this first question on the buzzer. Best of luck to you both.

Fronted by Bryan Ferry, which band had a U...

-Sandra?

-Roxy Music.

..UK number one single in 1981 with Jealous Guy? It's the right answer.

Tom, it means as soon as I start this next question,

your clock will start ticking down.

Tom, in UK supermarkets, the lid of a semi-skimmed plastic milk bottle

is usually what colour?

-Green.

-Correct. Sandra, which rock and roll singer owned

the private planes Lisa Marie and Hound Dog II?

-Elvis Presley.

-Correct.

Tom, Antony Gormley's Angel of the North is made from

200 tonnes of which metal?

-Steel.

-Correct.

Sandra, in the UK, the final bank holiday of the calendar year

occurs in which month?

-December.

-It does.

Tom, Curtis Jackson is the birth name of which New York-born rapper?

-Pass.

-It's 50 Cent. Tom, in the year 2000,

which future Prime Minister married Sarah Macaulay in Fife?

-Gordon Brown.

-He did. Sandra, the bridge over the River Kwai

is in which country of South East Asia?

-Thailand.

-Correct. Tom, in regards to the human body,

the term CNS stands for central nervous what?

-System.

-Correct.

Sandra, in 1804, Pope Pius VII travelled to Paris

to consecrate which emperor?

-Pass. Napoleon!

-It's Napoleon I.

Sandra, Yosemite National Park is located in which US state?

-California.

-Correct. Tom, Mercedes-Benz

was among the last songs recorded by which US singer-songwriter?

-Pass.

-It's Janis Joplin. Tom, the Piazza San Marco,

in front of St Mark's Basilica is in which Italian city?

-Venice.

-Correct.

Sandra, in netball, the abbreviation GA

represents which playing position?

-Goal attack.

-Correct. Tom, which author wrote the novel Gone Girl?

-Gillian Flynn.

-Correct.

Sandra, in the Queen's official title,

she is referred to as the defender of the what?

-Faith.

-Correct.

Tom, which month of the year is named after the Roman god

of doorways and beginnings?

-January?

-Correct.

Sandra, which rapper had a UK number one single in 1990

with Ice, Ice Baby?

-Vanilla Ice.

-Correct.

Tom, Officer Rick Grimes

is the protagonist of which post-apocalyptic

US TV drama...? With 11 seconds left on the clock,

today's winner, it's Sandra!

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Very well played, Sandra.

Very impressive performance from both of you.

Tom, it's been such an absolute pleasure getting to know you.

Thank you very much for playing today. But...

for Sandra, it's time to play for today's jackpot.

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Sandra, congratulations.

-Thank you.

-You're today's winner and now

you have the opportunity to win some money.

No-one won the jackpot last time. It currently stands at £3,000.

So one question for £3,000.

-Are you ready?

-Yes, ready.

OK, let's take a look your two categories.

Would you like your final question to be about...

Motorsport or Authors? Motorsport or Authors?

I'm going to go with Authors.

-OK. You've chosen Authors for your final question.

-Yeah.

Let's see what it is.

"I've won the Booker Prize", yes or no.

Those are your two tribes here.

We're going to give you four answers.

Let's take a look at them.

HE READS BOARD

OK, what you have to do is put all four of those answers

into their correct tribe.

If you get all four in their correct tribe, you win £3,000.

There could be four and zero, there could be three and one,

there could be two and two.

Four answers, two tribes. Are you ready to play?

-Yes.

-OK, let's go.

Any of those obvious to you?

There's two that I'm definite about.

-OK.

-Which is Hilary Mantel has.

-OK, shall we put her in the Yes Tribe for now?

-Yes, please.

We don't need to lock it in just yet, don't worry. There she is.

Salman Rushdie definitely has.

OK, let's put Salman Rushdie in there, as well.

Zadie Smith and Martin Amis.

People at home will be putting these two in tribes, as well.

-I don't think Zadie Smith has.

-OK.

-Put her in No for now. See how it looks.

-Put her in No for now.

-Er...

-And Martin Amis.

See, this is the one I'm not sure about.

Something's telling me he hasn't won the Booker Prize.

I'm going through all the authors I know that have won.

Even if it's wrong,

I think I've got to go with my instinct and go with No.

-You've put him in No? Let's put him in No for now.

-Yeah.

Just so that we can have a little look at how it looks to you.

I think if I change it and go again...

-then I'd be more annoyed at myself.

-OK, shall we lock it in?

-Yeah.

-Let's lock it in.

OK, you've got to get all four of these right for £3,000.

Hilary Mantel was the first one you put there in the Yes Tribe.

"I've won the Booker Prize." Hilary Mantel, are you in the Yes Tribe?

-Course she is. Won it twice.

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Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies both won it.

You're fairly sure about Salman Rushdie, as well.

-Yes. Yes.

-Yep?

OK, "I've won the Booker Prize."

Salman Rushdie, are you in the Yes Tribe?

Midnight's Children, 1981. Salman Rushdie.

Now we're on slightly rockier ground.

There's Zadie Smith. You don't think she's won the Booker Prize.

-I think it's just Martin Amis that's still worrying me.

-OK.

Let's get Zadie Smith out of the way, shall we? In the No Tribe.

"I've won the Booker Prize." Zadie Smith, are you in the No Tribe?

Well played.

Shortlisted for On Beauty. Never won it.

-Had to come down to this.

-Martin Amis...

Don't forget, you've got three out of four,

you need four out of four to win £3,000.

Let's find out.

"I've won the Booker Prize". Martin Amis, are you...

in the No Tribe?

-Whey!

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Sandra! Very well played.

That is terrific work.

SHE LAUGHS

Your instincts were absolutely right.

His father, Kingsley Amis, won. He's been nominated a few times, but...

That's what I was thinking.

..but, famously, he's never won it, Martin Amis.

-Oh, thank goodness for that!

-LAUGHTER

You got any plans for that money?

Hopefully a trip. To go towards a trip to Las Vegas and New York.

Perfect. Sandra, terrific performance.

-Thank you so much for joining us on today's show.

-Thank you very much.

It's been an absolute treat.

I hope you'll join us next time, where seven brand-new contestants

will be trying to do exactly what Sandra just did.

We'll see you then on Two Tribes.

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