Episode 23 Two Tribes

Good evening, and a very warm welcome to Two Tribes -

the quiz show we never know whose side you going to be on.

As always, we've got seven brand-new contestants all ready to play,

so let's meet them.

Hi, I'm Adrian. I'm an estate agent and I live in Witney, in Oxfordshire.

Hi, I'm Mark. I'm a contract manager from Chester.

Hi, I'm Mikey. I'm a performing arts students and I'm from Rochdale.

Hello, I'm Jane. I'm from Mansfield, in Nottinghamshire,

and I'm a school manager.

Hiya, I'm Val. I'm a retired pub landlady

from Leigh-on-Sea, in Essex.

Hi, I'm Gwyneth. I'm a seafood sustainability intern from London.

Hello, I'm Sue. I'm a customer service executive from West Sussex.

Welcome to all of you.

I'm going to say it, Gwyneth, the first time in the history

of Two Tribes we've had a seafood sustainability intern on the show.

-But you are very welcome.

-Thank you.

You are all very welcome.

And during the show, we'll find out all sorts about all of you

because, before the show,

you completed our in-depth survey asking all sorts of questions.

They're some of them up there.

In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of these.

Then, both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

All you need to do is be on the winning tribe.

At the end of the show, one of you could walk away with today's jackpot

of £1,000 so good luck to you all. Let's find our first two tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

This could tell us a little bit about some people.

Let's see who said yes and who said no to that. Our Yes Tribe is...

Mark, Mikey and Val.

Our No Tribe is Adrian, Jane, Gwyneth and Sue.

Everybody, join your tribes.

So, our Yes Tribe would all like to be famous. Mark.

-You'd like to be famous. Famous for what?

-I don't know.

-I'd love to be a famous sportsman.

-Oh, yeah, me too.

But I'd need to be good at sport, to be honest.

That's such a closed shop, isn't it?

-Mike, you are a performing arts student.

-Yeah.

Is that what you would like to be - an actor, a performer?

Yeah, anything really. Maybe I'd like your job, to be honest.

Yeah, good luck. It's a lot harder than it looks.

And, Val, what would you like to be famous for?

I'd like to have been somebody...

-a personality something like Cilla Black.

-Would you?

That sort of personality. I think she's brilliant.

Yeah, I can see that.

No Tribe. Jane, never appealed to you?

I'd quite like to be married to someone who is famous

-but not famous myself.

-OK, I hear you. That's not a proposal, is it?

-Just yet.

-Well, not just now, thank you.

-And Sue?

I like being me, actually.

I quite like the lifestyle of someone who is famous

like Simon Cowell, his money and that, but I like being me.

We will start with our No Tribe. There's four of you.

I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

You've got to make sure you are on the winning tribe.

If you are, you are safely through to the next round.

We will lose a member of the losing tribe at the end of this round.

Everybody ready? Start the clock.

Adrian, what relation is the US singer Solange Knowles to Beyonce?

Brother.

-Incorrect. Jane.

-Sister.

-Correct.

Gwyneth, Lake Garda is the largest lake in which European country?

-Italy.

-Correct.

Sue. Oyster, porcini and chestnut are varieties of which foodstuff?

Um... Pass.

-Adrian.

-Mushroom.

-They are.

Jane, which Dutch post-impressionist painter is

famous for his sunflower series of paintings?

-Van Gogh.

-Correct. Gwyneth.

Pongo and Perdita are canine characters

from which 1961 Disney film?

-101 Dalmatians.

-Correct. Sue.

Home of a famous cathedral,

what is the name of the only city in the county of Wiltshire?

Um...

Oh, gosh.

-Avery.

-Incorrect. Adrian.

-Salisbury.

-Correct.

Jane, in the Bible, the Israelite David was the unlikely

winner in a fight with which Philistine giant?

-Goliath.

-Correct. Gwyneth.

In which decade did Forbes Magazine first name Bill Gates

the world's richest person?

-The '90s.

-Correct.

Sue, in the periodic table, what is the chemical symbol for gold?

-Au.

-Correct.

Adrian, Jacqueline du Pre is renowned

for playing which musical instrument?

The answer there was cello.

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored nine points.

A very commendable performance.

Yes Tribe, your first shot at fame would be to get ten points.

If you get ten points, you are safely through to the next round.

Very, very best of luck.

Start the clock.

Mark, what is the main language spoken in the 2001 film Amelie?

-French.

-Correct. Mikey.

Cognac is a variety of which alcoholic spirit?

-Brandy.

-Correct. Val.

On which date of the year is Independence Day

celebrated in the United States?

-Fourth of July.

-Correct.

Mark. In 1991, whose single spent 16 weeks at number one on the UK chart?

-Bryan Adams.

-Correct.

Mikey, the name of the Parisian landmark Le Sacre Coeur

translates into English as the sacred WHAT?

-Colour.

-Incorrect. Val.

-Heart.

-Correct. Mark.

Known for its loud and distinctive call,

the natterjack is a species of which type of amphibian?

-Frog.

-Incorrect. Mikey.

-Toad.

-Correct. Val.

-Hugh Jackman plays which character in the X-Men series of film?

-Pass.

-Mark.

-Wolverine.

-Correct. Mikey.

Admiral Lord Nelson was killed during which battle of 1805?

-Trafalgar.

-Correct. Val.

Through which capital city does the Amstel River run?

-Amsterdam.

-Correct. Mark.

Which 1969 music festival held in New York State was

billed as three days of peace and music?

-Woodstock.

-Correct.

Oh, ten points to the Yes Tribe. Very, very well done.

What a round. What a round. The winners are our Yes Tribe.

You're through to the next round.

Please take your places in the middle.

How about that, No Tribe? Did you think they're going to do it?

No.

That's very honest of you.

So, No Tribe, you found yourself on the wrong tribe,

which means one of you will be going home.

I'll ask you a series of questions.

If you get one right, you will be through to the next round.

Get one wrong, you'll be going home immediately,

so do take care with that buzzer.

Good luck to you all. Here's your first question.

On the retina of the human eye,

the two types of photoreceptor cell are known as rods and WHAT?

-Cones.

-Is the right answer, Jane. You're through to the next round.

Adrian, Gwyneth, Sue. Fingers on buzzers.

Which cylindrical toy contains mirrors and colourful pieces...?

Kaleidoscope.

..whose reflections produce varying patterns as the tube is turned?

Kaleidoscope is the correct answer. You're through to the next round.

Gwyneth. Sue. It all comes down to this question.

Good luck to you both.

In the American version of The Apprentice,

candidates compete to be hired by which...?

-Donald Trump.

-..by which property tycoon?

Donald Trump's the correct answer. You're through to the next round.

Sue, where are you from in West Sussex? I'm a West Sussex boy.

From near Horsham, a small town called Southwater.

Lovely. We wish you all the best on your journey back to Southwater.

Lovely to meet you. Sorry we haven't found out more about you.

For our remaining six players, however,

let's find our next two tribes.

Congratulations to the six of you for surviving that round.

A very, very high quality round, that.

I'm going to split you into two brand-new tribes now.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

I slightly worry for the No Tribe here.

Let's take a look at who does work best as a team.

The Yes Tribe is Mark, Mikey and Gwyneth.

That means our No Tribe... Uh-oh. ..are Adrian, Jayne and Val.

Everybody, join your tribes.

No Tribe. This is going to be a disaster.

Val, you don't work well in a team?

Well, I think I am frightened of letting my team members down.

Oh, you didn't do that in the first round.

I don't mind if I let myself down, but I don't like to let a team down.

You put a really nice spin on it.

-I tried my best.

-Well done.

-Adrian, you're an estate agent.

-Yeah.

-You work alone.

A lot of the work I do is on my own, yeah.

I'm part of a team, which I don't mind, but I do like

to do my own thing on my own so if I get it wrong, it's just me.

-Do you get it wrong often?

-No.

So... All three don't work well as a team but you are all

so awesome, that's the reason you don't like working as a team.

-True.

-You should be all right.

-Yep.

What tribe are you on at home?

These three here, the Yes Tribe, they all like working as a team.

It should be good. Mark, you're happier surrounded

-by other people?

-Yeah, it's a...

Get a good relationship going with the people

and it makes your day happier and stuff like that,

-sometimes if the team is all right, you know.

-That's the thing.

You must always run yourself by more talented people because then

you achieve more than you would have done. And Gwyneth.

Of course, you're part of a very big seafood sustainability intern team.

Yes. Where I'm the only intern.

-Are you the only intern?

-Yes.

What's the next step up from seafood sustainability intern?

Some kind of officer. They give you that title

and then you become a manager.

-It's about time you were promoted in my opinion.

-Oh, thank you.

-How long have you been an intern?

-About four months now.

-And who is your direct line manager?

-She's called Ruth.

Ruth, come on.

-Ruth.

-LAUGHTER

We'll start with our No Tribe cos they'll work well as a team.

We'll see how it goes. 60 seconds worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the question wrong, your time will end immediately.

The tribe with the most points at the end of the round

will be safely through to the next round.

Start the clock. Adrian. Produced in Germany, Liebfraumilch

is a type of which alcoholic beverage?

-Wine.

-Correct. Jane.

Which British magician is known for his catchphrases

"not a lot" and "that's magic"?

-Paul Daniels.

-Correct. Val.

Saint Helier is the capital of which of the Channel Islands?

-Jersey.

-Correct.

Footballer Paul Scholes played for which Premier League club

-for his entire professional career?

-Manchester United.

-Correct.

Which was the first James Bond film to star Pierce Brosnan?

-Live Another Day.

-Incorrect. Val.

-Live And Let Die.

-Incorrect.

Adrian to save your tribe.

-Die Another Day.

-It's not.

All very interesting names for Bond films, I have to say.

It was GoldenEye. GoldenEye was the answer.

You scored four points at the end of that.

You were going great guns until you were tripped up there

by Pierce Brosnan.

I'll tell you something, guys, they do not work brilliantly as a team.

-LAUGHTER

-You've got to hand it to them.

Yes Tribe, five points is all you need

and you'll be safely through to the next round.

Very best of luck. Start the clock.

Mark, the ceremony marking the official

birthday of the British monarch is known as Trooping the WHAT?

-Colour.

-Correct.

Apollo 8 was the first manned mission

to orbit which celestial body?

-Moon.

-Correct.

The Palme d'Or is the most prestigious prize

awarded at which annual film festival?

-Cannes.

-Correct.

Which UK airport has the IATA code LGW?

-London Gatwick.

-Correct. Mikey to win.

Which Trinidadian-born newscaster was knighted in 1999

for his outstanding services to journalism?

-Trevor McDonald.

-Is the correct answer.

Yes Tribe, with five points, you win.

You're through to the next round.

Please take you places in the centre.

No Tribe. I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

If you get one right, you are through to the next round.

One of you will be leaving us, though.

Hilary Mantel's books Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies

are both set predominately during the reign of which Tudor monarch?

-Henry VIII.

-It's the correct answer, Jane.

You are through to the next round. Well played.

Well played.

-Adrian, our estate agent.

-Yes.

Val, a pub landlady.

One of you will be going through to the next round,

one of you will be leaving us, and it all comes down to this question.

The group responsible for operating the UK National Lottery

shares its name with which castle...

-Camelot.

-..from Arthurian legend? Camelot is the right answer.

Adrian, you are through to the next round.

-Val. I'm so sorry.

-Some you win, some you lose.

-Thank you so much for playing.

-Thank you, I've enjoyed it.

-It's been a pleasure getting to know you.

-Thank you.

But for our remaining five, it's time to find two brand-new tribes.

And then there were five.

Mark and Mikey have been on the winning tribe both times so far.

Let's see if you're going to be on the same tribe again.

Before the show we asked the following...

I like the way I look. Let's take a look then at the tribes.

The Yes Tribe it's, oh, the gents - Adrian, Mark, and Mikey.

Our No Tribe is Jayne and Gwyneth. Everybody, join your tribes.

Our No Tribe. I won't have this.

Genuinely, objectively, Jane and Gwyneth, you both look fabulous.

Jane, what is it that you are not liking?

Well, I'm the right weight but the wrong height.

-Yeah, you need...

-I need six inches.

-Yeah, all right.

Well, you both look lovely.

We all spend too much time worrying what we look like.

Here's three who don't spend any time wondering what

they look like cos they're very happy with it. Mark?

Yeah, I'm happy. You know, my hair always looks ace.

It does look pretty good. It does look pretty good.

Have you always been like that, or has it been something...?

-Since I was about 18.

-No, I don't mean bald.

Oh!

Mikey. Our drama student. Of course you are happy with the way you look.

Yeah, I'm really happy. I'll dress however I like, you know?

I'll look however I like and I'm just not bothered what people think.

-That's bold.

-It is.

-That's a bold move.

I can never tell whether you're in character, Mikey.

We'll start with our Yes Tribe, happy with the way they look.

I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same one wrong, your time will end immediately.

-Are you ready, gents?

-Yep.

Start the clock.

Adrian, in English, which month of the year comes last alphabetically?

-October.

-Incorrect. Mark.

-November.

-Incorrect. Mikey.

To save your tribe.

In English, which month of the year comes last alphabetically?

-September.

-Correct answer. Adrian.

Which former KGB officer was elected president of Russia in 2000?

-Gorbachev.

-Incorrect. Mark.

-Vladimir Putin.

-Correct. Mikey.

Which game show has been hosted by Roy Walker

and features the character Mr Chips?

-Catchphrase.

-Catchphrase is correct.

A View From The Bridge and Death Of A Salesman

are works by which US playwright?

-Pass.

-Mark.

-Pass.

-Mikey.

-Arthur Miller.

-Correct. Adrian.

Released in 2000, Parachutes was the debut album released by which band?

-Coldplay.

-Correct.

In American football, how many points are awarded for a touchdown?

-Four.

-Incorrect. Mikey.

-Six.

-Correct. Adrian.

In the novel Moby Dick, what is the name of the one-legged captain

who obsessively hunts the white wale?

-Ahab.

-Correct.

AB35 is the postcode area of which royal residence?

Balmoral was the correct answer.

Well, it was a struggle, but you got seven points.

Some very strong work by Mikey there as well. Good stuff.

Seven points to beat, No Tribe.

Eight points will see you safely through to our final four.

Start the clock.

Jane. Like A Virgin and Like A Prayer where UK number one

albums for which US singer?

-Madonna.

-Correct.

Which logic puzzle that involves inserting numbers into a grid

first appeared in UK newspapers in 2004?

-Sudoku.

-Correct.

What is the name of the Israeli illusionists

known for his trademark trick of bending spoons?

-Uri Geller.

-Correct.

Burundi is a landlocked country in which continent?

-Africa.

-Correct. Jane.

In golf, what name is given to a score one shot below par on a hole?

-Birdie.

-Correct.

Which Essex-born comedian wrote the 2014 book Revolution?

-Pass.

-Jayne, to save your tribe.

Which Essex-born comedian wrote the 2014 book Revolution?

The pub landlord. Um...

It's incorrect, I'm afraid.

You'll know it when I tell you. It's written by, do you know, gents?

-Russell Brand.

-Russell Brand was the answer.

But it means, with seven points, our Yes Tribe,

you are through to the next round. Take your places in the centre.

Jayne and Gwyneth,

we will be losing one of you now, I'm afraid.

One of you will be going through to our final four,

one of you will be leaving us.

Here is your question.

In electrolysis, the positive electrode is known as the anode

and the...

-Gwyneth.

-Cathode.

..and the negative electrode is known as the cathode.

Gwyneth, you are through to the final four.

Well done.

That's the kind of thing a seafood sustainability intern knows,

I'm afraid, Jane. Have you had fun with us?

It's been great. I've had a lovely day. Thank you.

-And I can genuinely say, you look fabulous.

-Oh, thank you.

-Thank you for joining us.

-Thank you very much.

But for our final four, it's time to find our next two tribes.

So, our final four. Well done.

Mark and Mikey have been on the winning tribe every single time.

This is where things change a little.

It's always two-v-two. And at the end of this round,

two of you will be going through to play in today's final,

two of you will be going home immediately. No more second chances.

Let's see how we are going to split you.

Before the show, we asked to the following...

OK. Let's take a look at the tribes.

They are our Yes Tribe - Mikey and Adrian.

Our No Tribe - Mark and Gwyneth. Everybody, join your tribes.

Now, this is one of those splits I know causes rows at home -

I believe in ghosts. Adrian, you believe in them, you've seen one?

I haven't seen one, no.

I think there's a good chance there are ghosts out there.

Yeah, definitely.

Mikey, seen one or just believe in them?

I believe there are three options when you die.

You either become a ghost, there's just nothing - yeah, that's it -

or you are reincarnated as someone else.

-And this is a form you have to tick?

-Yes.

-You get to choose which one you want to be.

-Well, we got that cleared up.

No Tribe. Mark, no ghosts?

No, I'm not superstitious in that kind of way or anything like that.

Just not, you know, with anything - bad luck walking under ladders,

-ghosts and stuff like that.

-Gwyneth, you are the same?

Yeah, I think it's something people kind of use to scare others

or maybe in the... Victorians, they made money

out of people that did believe.

-I don't know, there is no concrete evidence.

-OK.

This round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go

directly through to today's final.

The losing tribe, it is game over. First to five.

Very best of luck to both tribes. Here is your first question.

In 2014, which band had their first UK number one album

in nearly 20 years with The Endless River?

-Pink Floyd.

-Is the right answer, Mikey. Well played.

One-nil to the Yes Tribe.

Which French scientist invented and gave his name... Mikey.

A bit of a guess - Louis Pasteur.

You know, I didn't believe in ghosts before the start of this round.

Which French scientist invented and gave his name to a process

of partially sterilizing foodstuffs such as milk?

Louis Pasteur.

I can't believe you guys didn't buzz in and get that before.

LAUGHTER

Two-nil to the Yes Tribe.

In Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland,

which extinct bird suggests having a... Mikey.

Dodo.

..having a caucus race? It is the dodo.

No Tribe, zero.

Yes Tribe, specifically Mikey, three.

Everybody else, do feel free to join in.

Which word for something pleasing to eat or smile was

the name of the food of the gods in Greek mythology? Mikey.

-Ambrosia.

-Is the correct answer, Mikey.

-Sorry.

Currently, No Tribe, you have zero. Yes Tribe, well played, Adrian.

You have four.

You are one question, one correct answer away

from playing in our final.

Best of luck. Fingers on buzzers.

In the Oxford University degree abbreviated to PPE,

the letters stand for... Gwyneth.

Philosophy, Politics and Economics.

..Politics, Philosophy and WHAT?

Economics is the right answer, Gwyneth, for one.

Still, Yes Tribe, one question, one correct answer away from our final.

In which 1960 film directed by Alfred Hitchcock does... Mikey.

Psycho.

In which 1960 film directed by Alfred Hitchcock does

Marion Crane die at the hands of Norman Bates while taking a shower?

The answer is Psycho. Our winners are the Yes Tribe.

APPLAUSE

No Tribe, I'm not entirely sure what lessons

we can take away from that. That was quite something.

I'm not entirely sure if there is any way you could have won.

-No, he was just too fast.

-Fantastic.

Spookily fast, wasn't he? He really was.

Mark, Gwyneth, it's been lovely getting to know you. Thank you.

Gwyneth, very best of luck for this enormous promotion

-that Ruth is going to give you.

-Thank you.

Thank you so much for playing. But for the brilliant Adrian...

-Thank you.

-And Mikey, you're about to play the Two Tribes final.

Adrian and Mikey, congratulations.

Adrian, what was it like witnessing that display?

Yeah, I'm glad I turned up.

The nice thing is that you conserved a lot of energy for this round.

-Absolutely.

-Mikey, very, very well played.

-You've been on every single winning tribe as well.

-That's teamwork.

-There you go.

-Exactly right.

Well, that's the thing, you know, Mikey says he works best in a team.

You say you don't work best in a team.

I would hate to have seen you by yourself in that round.

We split you into your very own tribes. It's Adrian versus Mikey.

We've also given you

your very own 45 second clock.

All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

Only the first question will be on the buzzer.

If right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down immediately.

It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right,

and your clock will then start.

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

all the way down to zero.

If you do that,

you'll have the chance to win today's £1,000 jackpot.

Adrian, Mikey, let's play Two Tribes.

So just this first question on the buzzer.

In 2014, which Hollywood actor married lawyer

Amal Alamuddin in Venice?

-Mikey.

-George Clooney.

-Is the correct answer.

That means, Adrian, as soon as I start the next question,

your clock will start ticking down.

Adrian, which Egyptian queen is believed to have killed

-herself with a poisonous snakebite?

-Cleopatra.

-Correct. Mikey.

Which Spanish football team won the first five European cup finals?

-Real Madrid.

-Correct. Adrian.

Which of the Spice Girls had a solo UK number one single

with I Turn To You?

-Mel B.

-Incorrect. Mel C.

Which children's TV series featured characters including Tomsk,

Madame Cholet and Uncle Bulgaria?

-Wombles.

-Correct. Mikey.

Who was voted BBC sports personality of the year in 2014?

-Hamilton.

-Lewis Hamilton, correct. Adrian.

Following the break-up of Czechoslovakia,

which city became the capital of Slovakia in 1993?

-Pass.

-It's Bratislava.

In the Flintstones, Barney and Betty have what surname?

-Rubble.

-Correct. Mikey.

-Surfing USA and I Get Around were 1960s...

-Beach Boys.

UK hits for the Beach Boys. Correct. Adrian.

The Bridge of Sighs is located in which Italian city?

-Venice.

-Correct. Mikey.

Which chemical element is represented by the letter U

-on the periodic table?

-Uranium.

-Correct. Adrian.

-Cotton candy is more commonly known...

-Candyfloss.

-..in the UK?

Correct. Mikey. La Rioja is a region of which European country?

-Italy.

-It's Spain.

Baby, Boyfriend, and Never Say Never are UK hits

by which Canadian singer?

-Beiber.

-Correct. Adrian.

In regards to an HD television, what do the letters HD stand for?

-High-definition.

-Correct. Mikey.

The words to the anthem Jerusalem are taken from a poem by which

English poet and artist?

-Keats.

-It's William Blake. Mikey.

Martedi is the Italian word for which day of the week?

-Monday.

-It's Tuesday.

Which bird found in Australasia is

-a member of the Kingfisher family and known for its call...

-Kiwi.

..that sounds like laughter? It's kookaburra.

Voiced by Kevin Spacey, Hopper is the main antagonist...

-Arg!

-..in which 1998 Disney Pixar film? It's A Bug's Life,

and our winner, it's Adrian!

It is Adrian.

You really were conserving that energy, Adrian. Terrific work.

Mikey, genuinely terrific performance in today's show.

-He deserves to win.

-We wish you all the best in your career.

I hope it goes terrifically well for you.

-It's been a pleasure.

-Thank you very much.

But for Adrian, let's play for today's jackpot.

Adrian. Today's winner. You kind of snuck up on us there.

-A little bit, yeah.

-Well, very well played.

You really came into your own. It's terrific stuff.

And now, you have the opportunity to win some money.

-One question for £1,000 today. Are you ready?

-Yes.

What would you like your final question to be about?

-It's got to be footballers.

-Footballers, OK. Here's what it is.

English Premier League, of course.

Those are our two tribes.

I'm now going to show you four answers.

OK, your job now is to take all four of those answers

and put them in the correct tribe.

If you get all four of them in their correct tribe,

you're going to walk away with £1,000.

If you even get one wrong, you walk away with nothing.

This one is tough. I think there's two there that...

Pretty much yes to the others.

OK, what do you think? Which one are you most confident about?

I think Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney are probably a yes.

-Yeah.

-Fernando Torres couldn't hit a barn door.

-So should we put...

-Should we put Lampard and Rooney?

-Lampard and Rooney in Yes for now.

This is up to the end of 2014.

Lampard and Rooney, put them there for now.

-And Torres can't hit a barn door.

-Definitely no.

-Definitely no.

OK, let's put him in No for now.

Gareth Bale.

Don't forget, you got to get all four of these in the right tribes.

It could be four and none, three and one, two and two.

I think he's quite high, but I don't think he's quite reached 100.

-I'll put him in the No and see how that looks.

-Put him in the No.

What do you think, Adrian? You happy?

Yeah, I think that's as good as I'm going to get.

-Should we lock them in?

-Yes, lock them in.

-Let's lock them in.

OK, Adrian, here we go.

A couple you are pretty sure of.

Frank Lampard you started with.

I scored more than 100 Premier League goals.

Frank Lampard, are you in the Yes Tribe?

Of course you are. Of course you are.

Scored 147 for Chelsea. Scored a few more for Man City since then.

-Wayne Rooney, pretty sure about as well.

-Should be.

I scored more than 100 Premier League goals.

Wayne Rooney, are you in the Yes Tribe?

Of course you are, Wayne Rooney.

Now to the business end of things.

Fernando Torres cannot hit a barn door.

He better not have scored 100 goals. Better not have.

-Certainly at Chelsea he couldn't hit a barn door.

-No.

Liverpool, of course... He hit many barn doors.

You put him in the No Tribe. Let's see if you're right.

You've got to get all four right to win £1,000.

I scored more than 100 Premier League goals.

Fernando Torres, are you in the No Tribe?

Well done.

He scored 85 up to the end of 2014, Fernando Torres,

mostly for Liverpool. So... Adrian.

You are now one correct answer away from £1,000.

Have you put Gareth Bale in the correct tribe?

OK, let's find out.

I scored more than 100 Premier League goals.

Gareth Bale, are you in the No Tribe?

You are indeed. Adrian!

42 goals. 42 goals for Spurs.

Your instincts were exactly right and they've won you £1,000.

-How do you feel?

-A lot better now, thanks.

Are you a football fan? Was that a good category for you?

Well, politics was a definite no,

so whatever it was, it wouldn't have been politics.

Well, take that £1,000 back with you.

It's been a pleasure.

-I hope you have enjoyed yourself.

-It's been a great day.

Great entertainment, thank you so much.

Join us next time when seven brand-new contestants will be

hoping to do exactly what Adrian just did.

We'll see you then, on Two Tribes.