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Episode 48

Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge.


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APPLAUSE

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Good evening, everyone, and a very warm welcome

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to Two Tribes, the quiz show where you never know

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whose side you're going to be on.

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We've got seven brand-new contestants all ready to play.

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Let's meet them.

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Hi, I'm Steve. I'm an event organiser from Petersfield in Hampshire.

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Hi, I'm Lesley. I'm an administrator from Amersham in Buckinghamshire.

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Hi, I'm Andy. I'm a web content editor

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from Norwich in Norfolk.

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Hi, I'm Miriam.

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I work as a police officer and I live in Reading in Berkshire.

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Hi, I'm James. I'm a chauffeur from Ashford in Middlesex.

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Hi, I'm Jeff. I'm a work technician and I live in Newport in Essex.

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Hi, I'm Lyn. I'm an accounts manager and I'm from Folkestone in Kent.

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APPLAUSE

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Welcome along to all seven of you.

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Before the show, you all completed our in-depth

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questionnaire answering hundreds of questions about yourselves.

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There's a few of them up on the screen right now.

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In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

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based on who said yes and who said no to some of these.

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Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

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All you need to do is make sure you're on the winning tribe.

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If you do that, you could be walking away with today's jackpot of £2,000.

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I wish you all the very best of luck.

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Let's find our first two tribes.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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I love science fiction.

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Let's see who said yes and who said no to that question.

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Our Yes Tribe is Steve, Lesley and James.

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Our No Tribe is Andy, Miriam, Jeff and Lyn.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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So, I love science fiction. I love sci-fi. I think...

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I think I have to be on the No Tribe on this one. Jeff.

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-Are you not a fan?

-No, I can't stand it.

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-I'd rather have a good action film.

-Like Die Hard, something real?

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Yeah, something like that. That'll do.

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-Something that could actually happen.

-Anything but sci-fi.

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Miriam. Miriam, you don't enjoy things in space?

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No. I think I'd lose the will to live.

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I think I'd rather watch Coronation Street.

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Well, occasionally, Coronation Street

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can get a little bit sci-fi.

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Just at times.

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Yes Tribe.

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Lesley. Lesley, what's the appeal of sci-fi?

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I quite like the idea of an alternative reality.

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I liked Blade Runner.

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I thought that was a fantastic book and a fantastic film.

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That's the basis of my answer, one book.

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OK, OK. That's fair enough.

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I like alternative realities,

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that's why I like Coronation Street as well. It's the same reason.

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-And James. James, big sci-fi fan?

-Well, I've watched a few.

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-You know, I like Back To The Future.

-I love the Back To The Future films.

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That's my thing...

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Sci-fi, I don't buy space and all that kind of stuff,

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but anything that has time travel in it,

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I will watch. Anything at all.

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I love that sort of thing.

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What tribe are you on at home? Who are you cheering on?

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We'll start with our No Tribe.

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We'll give you 60 seconds of questions.

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If you get one wrong, we'll pass it down the line.

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If you all get the same question wrong,

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your time will end immediately.

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The winning tribe goes through to the next round.

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Best of luck, both tribes. Start the clock.

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Andy, the gemstone sapphire is typically what primary colour?

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-Green.

-Incorrect. Miriam.

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-Pass.

-Jeff.

-Red.

-Incorrect.

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-Lyn, to save your tribe.

-Blue.

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Is right.

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Andy, born in 1848, WG Grace is famous for playing which sport?

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-Cricket.

-Correct.

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Miriam, the tool known in North America as a wrench

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is usually known in the UK by what name?

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-Pass.

-Jeff.

-Adjustable spanner.

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I'll accept spanner.

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Lyn, which Irish band has had UK hit singles called Vertigo,

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Beautiful Day and Where The Streets Have No Name?

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-The Script.

-Incorrect. Andy.

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-U2.

-Correct.

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Miriam, which US TV soap that began in 1981 featured

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the characters called Dex Dexter, Jeff Colby and Blake Carrington?

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-Pass.

-Jeff.

-Dynasty.

-Correct.

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Lyn, which 1960s British fashion model was nicknamed The Shrimp?

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-Lulu.

-Incorrect. Andy.

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-Twiggy.

-Incorrect. Miriam.

-Pass.

-Jeff, to save your tribe.

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Can I have the question again?

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Which 1960s British fashion model was nicknamed The Shrimp?

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-LAUGHING:

-No idea.

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Ah, the clue was in the nickname. It was Jean Shrimpton.

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At the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored five points.

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-Five points for the No Tribe.

-APPLAUSE

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They have set you a target.

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Yes Tribe, six points will see you into the next round.

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Very best of luck. Start the clock.

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Steve, which tropical fruit is one of the usual toppings

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of a Hawaiian pizza?

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-Pineapple.

-Correct. Lesley, in the Bible,

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the Decalogue is more commonly known as The Ten what?

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-Commandments.

-Correct.

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James, in 1988 which football team reached number three in the UK

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singles chart with a song called The Anfield Wrap?

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-Liverpool.

-Correct.

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Steve, which river - whose name begins with the letter D -

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flows through four European capital cities?

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-Danube.

-Correct.

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Lesley, released in 1990, which supernatural film drama

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featured Whoopi Goldberg as the psychic Oda Mae Brown?

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-Pass.

-James.

-Ghost.

-Correct.

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Steve, to win, the Bayeux Tapestry and the Domesday Book

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were both completed in which century?

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-11th.

-Correct answer.

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And with six points, Yes Tribe,

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you are straight through to the next round.

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-Take your places in the centre.

-APPLAUSE

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So, No Tribe, three of you will be going through to the next round,

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but one of you will be leaving us because you were the losing tribe.

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You are playing for survival. Fingers on buzzers, everybody.

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Very best of luck. "Big lemons" is an anagram

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of the name of which Lethal Weapon actor?

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-Lyn.

-Mel Gibson.

-Is the correct answer, Lyn. Very well played.

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You're through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Andy, Miriam and Jeff, fingers on buzzers.

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How many digits are there in a typical UK mobile phone number?

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-Andy.

-11.

-Is the correct answer.

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Very quick, Andy. You are through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Miriam and Jeff were doing what I was doing there, which was

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going through my own number and trying to count them up.

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Miriam, Jeff, one of you will be leaving us,

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one will be through to the next round.

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It all comes down to this question. Very best of luck to you both.

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Which comedian was known both for his partnership

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with his brother Mike and his comedy act with a dog named...

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-Jeff.

-Bernie Winters.

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..and his comedy act with a dog named Schnorbitz?

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Bernie Winters is the correct answer.

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Jeff, you are through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Miriam, I'm so sorry we're not going to find out any more about you.

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It would have been a lot of fun.

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-Thank you so much for coming and playing.

-Thank you.

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For our remaining six contestants,

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it's time to find two brand-new tribes.

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Well done to the six of you.

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I'm going to split you into new tribes now.

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Let's find out how we'll do that.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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I'm a lucky person.

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-Steve, what did you say for that?

-I said yes for that.

-You said yes.

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Let's find out who's going to be in your tribe.

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The Yes Tribe is Steve, Lesley and Andy.

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Our No Tribe is James, Jeff and Lyn.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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I'm a lucky person. So, No Tribe.

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No Tribe. James, not a lucky man.

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It's hard to really quantify luck in life, I think.

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Lottery numbers - no, no Ferrari, no third nipple.

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-I mean, it's things I'm just not lucky to have, I guess.

-No Ferrari.

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-Oh, James, the nation weeps for you.

-LAUGHTER

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Lyn, you don't have luck?

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Not usually. I have a twin sister and she's the lucky one.

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-No way!

-I'm not unlucky but she's the luckier one, generally.

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-She gets it all?

-Yeah.

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-It might swap, you never know in life.

-You never know.

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Never know, might be your turn.

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Anyway, I wouldn't want to be in a tribe with everyone being unlucky.

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-ALL CHUCKLE

-Yes Tribe. Andy. Andy,

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-you've had a bit of luck in life?

-Yeah, I think so.

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I've got a job that I love, really good friends and family

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and, in a couple of months,

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I'm getting married to the girl of my dreams.

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Aw, that's nice!

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Literally makes you sick, doesn't it?

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LAUGHTER

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Lesley. Lesley, do you think you make your own luck in the world?

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I think to a certain extent you do, but lucky winning prizes

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in raffles, that's just fluky luck, and that's what I tend to do.

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-You've got fluky luck.

-Indeed, yes.

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Well, Yes Tribe, we're going to start with you.

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60 seconds' worth of questions.

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If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

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If you all get it wrong, your time ends immediately.

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I would wish you luck but you do not need it.

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-LAUGHTER

-Start the clock.

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Steve, the town of Dartford is in which English county?

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-Kent.

-Correct.

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Lesley, Tony Award winner Blythe Danner is what relation

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to Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow?

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-Her mother.

-Correct. Andy, from 1998 to 2005,

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Gerhard Schroder was the chancellor of which European country?

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-Germany.

-Correct.

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Steve, the term "acorn" is used specifically for the fruit

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or seed of which tree?

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-Oak.

-It is. Lesley, how many decades are there in a millennium?

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-100.

-There are.

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Andy, Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You

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were UK hit singles in the 1960s for which band?

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-The Beatles.

-Incorrect. Steve.

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-Rolling Stones.

-Incorrect. Lesley, to save your tribe.

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-The Doors.

-Correct. Andy, what is the official language of Egypt?

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-Arabic.

-Correct.

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Steve, in the cartoon series Wacky Races,

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the character who drives the Compact Pussycat is Penelope what?

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-Pitstop.

-Correct.

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Lesley, in Norse mythology, what name beginning with V

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is given to the hall of slain warriors?

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-Valhalla.

-Correct. Andy, which 1955 film recounted

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the World War II British

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operation to flood the Ruhr valley...

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using bouncing bombs?

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It was Dam Busters.

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At the end of that round, Yes Tribe, you scored nine points.

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-APPLAUSE

-Nine points.

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No luck needed. Just very, very good answering. Well played.

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So, No Tribe, ten points will see you into the next round.

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I wish you the very, very best of luck. I know you need it.

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I'm aware of that. Start the clock.

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James, reaching speeds of around 60mph,

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what is the fastest land mammal?

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-The cheetah.

-Correct.

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Jeff, in 1991, David Suchet was nominated for a BAFTA

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for his portrayal of which detective?

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-Poirot.

-Correct.

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Lyn, a CD-ROM is a compact disc that has a "read-only" what?

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-Pass.

-James.

-Memory.

-Correct.

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Jeff, which actress and ex-wife of Tom Cruise played

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Joey Potter in the TV series Dawson's Creek?

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-Pass.

-Lyn.

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-Pass.

-James, to save your tribe.

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Wrong guy. Oh! Pass, I don't know his name.

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-It was...

-RICHARD LAUGHS

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-HIS name?!

-LAUGHTER

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-Oh!

-It was Katie Holmes.

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Katie Holmes was the answer to that.

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-At the end of that round, No Tribe...

-Sorry.

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..unlucky, three points.

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Which means, with nine points, Yes Tribe,

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-you are through to the next round.

-APPLAUSE

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James, Jeff and Lyn, two of you will be going through to the next

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round, but you are the losing tribe, so one of you will be leaving.

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Fingers on buzzers, please. You're playing for survival.

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In the UK Parliament, in the abbreviation for a debate

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tabled by an MP, the initials EDM stand for "early day" what?

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-James.

-Motion.

-Correct answer.

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James, you are through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Jeff and Lyn, both been playing for survival before.

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This time one of you will be going out.

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Very best of luck to you both.

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Often a feature in newspapers, what name is given to the short

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astrological forecasts based on the signs of the Zodiac?

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-Lyn.

-Horoscopes.

-It's the correct answer.

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Lyn, you are through to the next round.

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-Saved yourself again.

-Well done.

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Very well played.

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Jeff, you know what,

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you're so unlucky you even lost to two other unlucky people.

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-That's real bad luck, isn't it?

-That really is.

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Jeff, thank you so much for playing.

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Sorry we get to know no more about you.

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For our remaining five contestants, however,

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it's time to find our next two tribes.

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Well played, the five of you.

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Steve and Lesley, been on both winning tribes so far.

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Lesley, got all of your questions right in that last round.

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Very, very well played.

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We'll split you into two brand-new tribes now.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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I enjoy the finer things in life.

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Lesley, Lesley, been our star performer so far.

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-What tribe are you on here?

-The Yes Tribe.

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The Yes Tribe. Let's see who you are going to be joined with.

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The Yes Tribe is, Lesley,

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Steve, again, and James.

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Which means our No Tribe is Andy and Lyn.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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So, I enjoy the finer things in life.

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Steve, do you have refined, expensive tastes?

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I do. If I go to the cinema, I'll probably get the premier seating.

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-Go that extra mile.

-Steve gets premier seating in the cinema!

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And would you upgrade your popcorn?

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Not necessarily popcorn. Sometimes nachos.

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This guy goes nachos in a cinema.

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-Pick and mix?

-Yes. Definitely pick and mix.

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Pick and mix. But you worry about the weight of it, surely.

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No. No. You just cram it all in,

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as much as you can, and then just pay the cost when you get there.

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This is unbelievable.

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It's like the Sunday Times Rich List has come to life.

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Stood in front of us.

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Lesley. Lesley, you enjoy the finer things?

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But my finer things are the finer things that possibly come

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at a slightly lower cost,

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like a beautiful view and a smile on a baby's face

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-and all that kind of nonsense.

-Yeah.

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-You know.

-I'm still going with pick and mix.

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-LAUGHTER

-No Tribe.

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Lyn, you're happy with just the everyday things?

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Yes, I am. It's interpretation really, isn't it?

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I interpreted it as kind of champagne and caviar,

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which I don't tend to do very often,

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so I said no.

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-You like prosecco and fish and chips?

-Yes.

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Yeah, I'm with you on that. We will start with our Yes Tribe.

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60 seconds' worth of questions.

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If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

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If you all get it wrong, your time ends immediately.

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The winning tribe in this round

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goes through to our final four, a very good round to win.

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Everybody ready? Start the clock.

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Steve, the flag of France consists of how many stripes?

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-Three.

-Correct.

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Lesley, according to the title of the 1979 UK number one single,

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which day did the Boomtown Rats not like?

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-Mondays.

-Correct.

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James, the words "Merry Christmas" were sent as the first ever

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SMS text message in which decade?

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-The '80s.

-Incorrect. Steve.

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-'90s.

-Correct.

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Lesley, in Indian cookery, which word beginning with B typically

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follows "onion" to give the name of a deep-fried vegetable snack.

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-Bhaji.

-Correct.

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James, who co-wrote the BBC comedy series The Office

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with Stephen Merchant?

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-Ricky Gervais.

-He did.

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Steve, which large bird of prey is the national symbol of the USA?

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-Eagle.

-Correct.

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Lesley, in 2007, who was replaced by Ban Ki-moon

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as Secretary-General on the United Nations?

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-Pass.

-James.

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-Kofi Annan.

-Correct.

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Steve, the song A Whole New World features in which 1992 Disney film?

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-Aladdin.

-Correct.

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Lesley, since 1506, which core of soldiers

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has protected the Pope and the Vatican?

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-Swiss Guard.

-Correct.

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James, for more than two decades,

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Bob Flowerdew has appeared on which Radio 4 horticultural programme?

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-Gardening Hour.

-Incorrect. Steve...

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The answer was Gardeners' Question Time.

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At the end of that round, Yes Tribe, very impressive, nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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Andy and Lyn. Andy and Lyn.

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Ten points will see you into the final four. Very best of luck.

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Start the clock.

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Andy, which point of a compass features in the title

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of a 1957 Leonard Bernstein musical?

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Northwest.

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-Incorrect. Lyn.

-North.

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West Side Story was the answer.

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Let me just have a little look at the score...

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Yes Tribe, I know, got nine.

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Just going to do a recount. You are just...

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You're nine short, No Tribe, I'm afraid.

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Zero points. Zero points for our No Tribe.

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Which means, with nine points,

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safely through to the final four, it's our Yes Tribe.

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-Well played.

-APPLAUSE

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Well, Andy and Lyn, one of you will be leaving us.

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You're playing for survival.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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Lyn is a past master at this, Andy, I warn you.

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Very best of luck to you both.

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Beginning with M, what name is given to a picture or decorative

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design made by setting small coloured pieces of stone...

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-Andy.

-Mosaic.

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..small coloured pieces of stone or tile into a surface?

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Mosaic is the correct answer.

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Andy, you're in our final four.

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APPLAUSE

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-Lyn.

-Andy beat me to the buzzer, didn't he?

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I spotted that. I did spot that. Lyn, your luck has finally run out.

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It's been a pleasure having you on the show.

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-Thank you so much for playing.

-Thank you.

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For our final four, however, it's time to find our next two tribes.

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So, our final four. Steve and Lesley, so dominant so far.

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You've been on all three winning tribes.

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Steven, last round you got all your questions right.

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Very impressive performance from both.

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As you know, the final four is where things change.

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It's always two vs two, it's always on the buzzers.

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At the end of this round, two of you will be going through

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to play in our final and a chance to win that £2,000 jackpot.

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Two of you will be leaving immediately.

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Let's see how we'll split you up.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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I love to dance.

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Let's find out who said yes and who said no.

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Our Yes Tribe, it's Lesley...

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and James.

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Which means our No Tribe is Steve and Andy.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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We have finally split up Lesley and Steve.

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Our Yes Tribe, I love to dance. What tribe are you on at home?

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Lesley, what's your favourite sort of dancing?

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I'm actually... I've done tap dancing up to quite an advanced level.

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But as an adult, I didn't start as a kid.

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-So as an adult, you tap dance.

-Yeah.

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Very, very impressive. What's a good level in tap dancing?

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-I got to my second Gold Bar, which is pretty good.

-Second Gold Bar.

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-I'll nod as if I know what you're talking about.

-Thank you.

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-But I'm sure that's very good.

-It is. It was.

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-No Tribe. Andy.

-It's more that I can't dance.

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Music comes on, my shoulders come up, my thumbs come out

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and my feet stop moving.

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Yeah, no, I'm exactly the same. I'm afraid I'd be on the No Tribe here.

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Are you worried about your first dance at your wedding?

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-I'm not having one.

-Are you not? Good for you. Good for you.

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What does your future wife think about that?

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She's delighted, it was her idea.

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-She's seen me dance.

-Yeah, I bet it was her idea.

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"Andy, I just wondered, perhaps we shouldn't.

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"I don't want you to feel self-conscious."

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So, this round is all on the buzzers.

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First tribe to give me five correct answers

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will be playing in today's final for a chance to win that 2,000 jackpot.

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I wish you all the very best of luck.

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Here is your first question.

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Beginning and ending with the letter K, which palindromic word

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for a small canoe-like boat...

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-Steve.

-Kayak.

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..takes its name from the Inuit language?

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Kayak is the correct answer, Steve. One-nil to the No Tribe.

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The TV presenter Victoria Coren Mitchell has

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reportedly won over £1 million playing which card game?

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-Andy.

-Poker.

-Correct answer.

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Two points to the No Tribe, zero points to the Yes Tribe.

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Which word is defined by the OED as meaning

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fantastic or fabulous, contains 34 letters and was...?

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-Lesley.

-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Is the correct answer.

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It was popularised by the 1964 film Mary Poppins. Very good answer.

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One point to the Yes Tribe, two points to the No Tribe.

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First to five in the final.

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Known for his Just So stories, which English author...

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-Lesley.

-Rudyard Kipling.

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..which English author wrote the text for the first-ever

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royal Christmas speech?

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Rudyard Kipling. Correct answer, Lesley.

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Two points each.

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In October 2014,

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the album Dead By Young Fathers won which prestigious music prize?

0:18:420:18:46

-James.

-Mercury award.

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It was the Mercury Prize. Very well played.

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Yes Tribe, three points to two.

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A character in a British musical song who married the widow

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next door shares his name with which English...

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-Lesley.

-Henery the Eighth.

-..shares his name with which English monarch?

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Henery the Eighth is the correct answer, Lesley. Well played.

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Yes Tribe, you are now on four points.

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You are one correct answer away from today's final.

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No Tribe, still three points away from that final.

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Best of luck to both tribes.

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At over 1.3 miles in length,

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the pleasure pier in which resort...

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-James.

-Blackpool.

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Incorrect, I'm afraid.

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I'll give the whole question to the No Tribe. You can confer.

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At over 1.3 miles in length, the pleasure pier in which resort

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town in Essex is said to be the longest in the world?

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-Southend.

-Southend is the correct answer. Well played, No Tribe.

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Four points to the Yes Tribe, three points to the No Tribe.

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First to five is in the final.

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What nickname is given to the area near San Francisco that is

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home to a large group of...?

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-Andy.

-Area 51.

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Incorrect.

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I'll give the whole question to the Yes Tribe. You can confer.

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And if you get it, you are in today's final.

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What nickname is given to the area near San Francisco

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that is home to a large group of technology companies?

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-Silicon Valley.

-Is the correct answer!

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So, five points to three, our winning tribe is the Yes Tribe.

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APPLAUSE

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Lesley and James, terrific stuff. Terrific teamwork on that as well.

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Very well played. You'll be in the final. No Tribe!

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No Tribe, you got a little bit overexcited towards the end there.

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Steve, first time you've been on a losing tribe, I'm afraid.

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And, Andy, very, very best of luck

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-from all of us on your impending wedding.

-Thank you.

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But for Lesley and James, it's time to play today's Two Tribes final.

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APPLAUSE

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Lesley and James, congratulations on making it through to today's final.

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Very impressive. We split you into your very own tribes now.

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It's Lesley versus James.

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We've also given you your very own 45-second clock.

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What you must do is protect that clock.

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The first question and only the first question

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will be on the buzzer.

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If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking.

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It'll keep ticking down till they get a question right

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and then your clock will start to tick down.

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Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

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all the way down to zero.

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If you do that, you'll be playing for today's jackpot of £2,000.

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So, Lesley, James, very best of luck.

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Let's play today's Two Tribes final.

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APPLAUSE

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So, just this first question on the buzzer.

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Played by Ben Stiller, which 2001 film's title character

0:21:090:21:12

wonders whether there's more to life than being

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"really, really, really ridiculously..."

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-James.

-Zoolander.

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"..really, really, ridiculously good-looking"?

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Zoolander is the correct answer.

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It means as soon as I start the next question,

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Lesley, your clock will start to tick down.

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Lesley, since 1893, which UK national newspaper has been

0:21:270:21:30

published on salmon pink-coloured paper?

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-The Financial Times.

-Correct.

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James, which US government building in Washington DC

0:21:330:21:35

is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

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-White House.

-Correct.

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Lesley, in the HG Wells novel The War Of The Worlds,

0:21:390:21:41

the Martians land in which of the English Home Counties?

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-Surrey.

-Correct.

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James, supplied to British sailors until 1970,

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grog is a drink of water and which spirit?

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-Vodka.

-It's rum.

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James, the Stableford method of scoring is used in which sport?

0:21:520:21:55

-Golf.

-Correct.

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Lesley, which American former prison was the main

0:21:560:21:59

setting for the 1996 film The Rock?

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-Pass.

-It's Alcatraz.

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Lesley, balsa, ebony and mahogany are types of which natural material?

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-Wood.

-They are.

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James, Darwin and Pinta are two major islands

0:22:080:22:10

of which archipelago in the Pacific?

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-Australia.

-It's the Galapagos Islands.

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James, the medical condition osteoporosis affects which

0:22:140:22:17

part of the human body?

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-The knees.

-It's the bones.

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James, Stephen King's 2013 novel Doctor Sleep is the sequel

0:22:190:22:23

to which famous...?

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-The Shining.

-Correct.

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Lesley, an area of double-tiered shops is known as the Rows

0:22:250:22:28

is found in which Chester city?

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-Chester.

-Correct.

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James, collectively the edible innards and neck of poultry

0:22:310:22:33

and game birds are called what?

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-Gizzards.

-It's giblets.

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James, which Grand Slam tennis championship takes place

0:22:360:22:39

on red clay courts?

0:22:390:22:40

-French Open.

-Correct.

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Lesley, which Sex And The City actress played the title role

0:22:410:22:44

in the 1987 film Mannequin?

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-Kim Cattrall.

-Correct.

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James, A Doll's House, Ghosts and Hedda Gabler...

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-Cat!

-Incorrect.

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It was Henrik Ibsen was the answer to that.

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With 14 seconds left on the clock, Lesley, you are today's winner.

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APPLAUSE

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Congratulations. What a terrific performance.

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Absolutely steely in that final.

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James, what was that you were shouting out at the end?

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Anything, I don't... LAUGHTER

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James, it's been terrific getting to know you. Very, very well played.

0:23:110:23:14

But for Lesley, it's time to play for today's jackpot.

0:23:140:23:17

APPLAUSE

0:23:170:23:19

-Lesley, congratulations.

-Thank you.

-What a performance.

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A great final as well.

0:23:230:23:24

It reminded me of one of those tennis matches, James sort

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of rushing around trying to smash the ball back and you just go...

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Just knocking it back over the net. Ruthless. Ruthless, Lesley.

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-A terrific performance.

-Thank you.

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You now have the opportunity to win some money.

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-Jackpot wasn't won last time, so it currently stands at £2,000.

-Ooh.

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I'll give you the choice now of two categories

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for your final question.

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Would you like your final question to be about...?

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That's really tough.

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-Let's go for Charles Dickens.

-Let's go for Charles Dickens.

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I know slightly more about that than the other one.

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Than the other one, OK.

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Let's see what your final question is.

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I'm a Dickens character, yes or no. Those are your two tribes.

0:24:050:24:09

Here are your four answers...

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You need to take all four of those answers

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and put them in the correct tribe.

0:24:220:24:23

You can split them anyway you want.

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Four-zero, three-one, two-two, however you want to split them.

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If you put all four of them in their correct tribe, you're going

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to walk away with £2,000.

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Any of those obvious to you?

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So the first one I'm fairly certain about is Stephen Dedalus,

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who is not a Dickens character.

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I think he's Lawrence.

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OK, Stephen Dedalus, shall we put him in the No Tribe?

0:24:410:24:44

Daniel Quilp sounds like Dickens.

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Sydney Carton sort of sounds like Dickens.

0:24:490:24:52

Hmm, this is getting very difficult. Tanner Bolt, I don't know.

0:24:520:24:55

I'm going to put Daniel Quilp in the yes column.

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OK, Daniel Quilp we're putting in the Yes Tribe. There he goes.

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So Sydney Carton and Tanner Bolt.

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How are you doing at home? It's a tricky one, this.

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I think I'll put Sydney Carton in the yes column.

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So Sydney Carton goes into the Yes Tribe.

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Tanner Bolt, goodness me.

0:25:150:25:17

Doesn't sound terribly Dickensian.

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I'll put Tanner Bolt

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in the Yes Tribe too.

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So Tanner Bolt goes into the Yes Tribe too.

0:25:280:25:31

Take another look at that just to make yourself happy.

0:25:310:25:33

Daniel Quilp, Sydney Carton, Tanner Bolt and Stephen Dedalus.

0:25:330:25:38

-Are you happy for me to lock them in?

-I'm as happy as I'll ever be.

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-So lock them.

-Let's lock them in.

0:25:400:25:42

-Good luck, Lesley.

-Thank you.

-What tribes have you got them in at home?

0:25:440:25:47

Do you agree with Lesley? You got different tribes?

0:25:470:25:49

Lesley, you need to get all four of these right to win that £2,000.

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Very, very best of luck.

0:25:530:25:54

The first answer you gave us was Stephen Dedalus.

0:25:540:25:57

-You said was a Lawrence character...

-I think so.

-..in your opinion.

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Let's find out if you're right. So, I'm a Dickens character.

0:26:000:26:03

Stephen Dedalus, are you in the No Tribe?

0:26:030:26:06

Good start, Lesley. Good start.

0:26:110:26:13

APPLAUSE

0:26:130:26:16

He's actually from Ulysses.

0:26:160:26:17

-Joyce's Ulysses.

-Oh, Joyce.

-Yeah.

0:26:170:26:19

-Yeah.

-Doesn't matter, he's still in the No Tribe.

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Still in the No Tribe. Doesn't matter what he was in

0:26:210:26:24

so long as he wasn't a Dickens character.

0:26:240:26:25

The next answer you gave us was Daniel Quilp.

0:26:250:26:28

You said sounded like a Dickens character. He certainly does.

0:26:280:26:31

I'm a Dickens character.

0:26:310:26:33

Daniel Quilp, are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:26:330:26:35

Well played, Lesley. From The Old Curiosity Shop.

0:26:400:26:43

APPLAUSE

0:26:430:26:45

Now we're on slightly shakier ground.

0:26:450:26:47

-SHE LAUGHS

-I think it's fair to say

0:26:470:26:49

you've got two out of four right.

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You need to get all four of them to walk away with that £2,000.

0:26:510:26:54

Sydney Carton was the next answer you gave us.

0:26:540:26:57

You put Sydney Carton in the Yes Tribe.

0:26:570:27:00

Were you right to do that? Let's find out.

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So, I'm a Dickens character.

0:27:020:27:04

Sydney Carton, are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:040:27:08

From A Tale Of Two Cities, Lesley.

0:27:120:27:14

APPLAUSE

0:27:140:27:16

-Just gets more nerve-racking now, doesn't it?

-It does, it's horrible.

0:27:180:27:21

Just Tanner Bolt between you and £2,000.

0:27:210:27:27

-Very, very best of luck from us all.

-Thank you.

0:27:270:27:29

So the last answer you gave us is the one you were least sure of.

0:27:290:27:33

You put Tanner Bolt in the Yes Tribe.

0:27:340:27:37

Were you right to do that?

0:27:370:27:39

I'm a Dickens character. Tanner Bolt, for £2,000,

0:27:390:27:45

are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:450:27:47

-ALL SIGH

-So sorry, Lesley! Lesley.

0:27:520:27:56

-Did you read Gone Girl?

-Yes, I did.

0:27:560:27:58

Book everyone was reading last year?

0:27:580:27:59

He's the lawyer from Gone Girl, Tanner Bolt. I'm so sorry.

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Let's move him across to the No Tribe where he belongs.

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Oh! Very well done if you got those tribes at home. Terrific answers.

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-That's annoying, isn't it?

-Certainly is.

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I'm so sorry.

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Three out of four is not enough on this show, I'm afraid.

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-Lesley, you were so brilliant on today's show.

-Thank you.

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On winning tribe after winning tribe.

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Brilliant performance in the final four.

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Brilliant performance in the final as well. Terrific.

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-I hope you enjoyed your time with us.

-I had a lovely day, thank you.

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It's been lovely getting to know you. I hope you'll join us again

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next time when seven brand-new contestants will be playing

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for a jackpot of £3,000.

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We'll see you then on Two Tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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