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We asked 500 extremely unusual questions to thousands of British people. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Have you ever faked an orgasm? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Oh, God! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
The answers to those questions make up the Britain Unzipped report. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Previously we've explored dating... | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Boner! He's got a boner! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Examined this country's love of booze... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
YEAH! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Did this in the name of fashion... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
And questioned the normality of Holly Willoughby... | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
When you say it, it sounds dirty and sordid. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
..and Christine Bleakley. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
I'm going out with a footballer, I don't want to know numbers! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Tonight we'll be looking at partying | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
with the help of Emily Atack. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-You didn't get your twinkle out? -Oh, don't call it your twinkle! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Adam Deacon. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
I took all my boys to McDonalds. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Party time. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
And these 12 hens to reveal the bare-naked truth about why we all love going out. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:52 | |
SHRIEKS AND GROANS | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
This is Britain Unzipped. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Cover me in Sambuca and light it! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Hello and welcome to Britain Unzipped. This is Russell Kane! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
And that is Greg James. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
This is the show where we sneak inside your head | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
and ask a very important question. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Are you normal? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Cos when we pried into the personal details of your lives, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
thousands of you were way too honest and that allowed us | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
to create a totally unique report about British behaviour. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
And bizarrely it also means that me | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
and Greg are the official judges of normality in the United Kingdom. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
And as everyone is being so brutally honest, stand by for some | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
headline-grabbing confessions from tonight's special guests - | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Emily Atack and Adam Deacon! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Hello. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
This is special. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Right, this is really special cos it's the first time we've had | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
an Inbetweener and a BAFTA winner on the show, ever. Ever. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
And we've made two shows so that's quite astounding. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-What he's saying is it ISN'T shocking. -Exactly! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
And to give you a taste of what's in store tonight we'll be asking questions like - | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
"What have women in Britain chosen as their favourite part of the male body?" | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
Emily, what's your favourite part of Adam's body? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Oh, Adam's...let's have a little look. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-She just went, the bit in between your scrotum and your bum. -No! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-This is going to cost me, innit? -Look at those lovely eyes! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-He has got good eyes, hasn't he? -Puppy dog eyes. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-Thank you, Em. -That's all right, babe. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Plus, we'll be finding out what this country gets up to when it let's its hair down. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Basically we're talking partying. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
TRANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Although it's a shame it's been gate-crashed by this unruly mob | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
of loudmouth attention-seekers. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah, this is the Unzipped sample, welcome. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
We'll be asking you questions like, "Who's ever passed out at a party?" Anyone done that? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
AUDIENCE: Yeah! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-All of them, slappers! -LAUGHTER | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-And all this is heading your way too. -What?! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Men And Women Unzipped. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
It's the part of the show where we make boys do this... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
And show girls things like this... | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
GROANING | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
But who will win tonight's extra cheeky Battle Of The Sexes? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
That's a really good bum, I'm not going to lie! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Hens Unzipped. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
We hook up with a hen party in Liverpool | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
and ask the bride-to-be some typically sensitive questions. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
What's James' favourite sexual position? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Emily and Adam Unzipped. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
We've given you Holly and Christine | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
and now we've raided the red carpet to bring you the stars of brand new movie Outside Bet. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:11 | |
Smile please! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
It's Emily Atack from The Inbetweeners | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
and BAFTA Winner Adam Deacon. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Well, thank you both for joining us today. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
So we're going to be asking you some personal questions cos this is Britain Unzipped. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
How well do you know each other? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-Cos we'll be asking you questions about each other and stuff like that. -I think I know Em. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. -Reading the code. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
We do you want you to answer them as well, Adam | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
but we're looking for the weirdest female so you'll be a sort of auditor to help us. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
I think I can tell you, Emily's nuts. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
I'll be honest, I think she's nutty. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-What do you mean? What you basing that on? -I think she's just a bit mad. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
What, you go into a room and there's faeces on the wall and she's going, "I killed them all!"? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
I'm just saying now, I'm just saying, | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
I think she's going to come out more mad than normal. It's all I'm saying. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
So, between us, who's the weirdest Inbetweener? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Joe Thomas? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
-Why? -Erm, he's just...I don't want to say weird, he's just so sweet | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
and he's just like... | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
When he's conversing with you, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
he'll pull this really strange face, like, you kind of go, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
"Oh! What's wrong?" And he's like, "Nothing's wrong." That's just kind of how he looks... sorry, Joe! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:25 | |
What about Bird, is he the total opposite, not a nerd in real life? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
He just pulls up with bitches in a limo - | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
"I need to get into character as a nerd!" | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Yeah, so, so far this series we've had Christine Bleakley and Holly Willoughby | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
and they've been very forthcoming in their answers to our questions. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
What we're trying to say is we're expecting big things from you today, we really are. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-Do you both promise to be honest? -Yeah. Oh, God! -Always keep it real man. -Oh, God! Yeah, yeah. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
OK, in that case, Emily and Adam, these are your normality questions. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-First one. Have you ever been skinny dipping? -Yes... -No. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Yeah! -Where? | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Zante! Where else?! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
It was in Zante, I was about...I can't believe I'm saying this, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I think I was 17 or 18. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
I'll say 18 cos it just sounds a bit more appropriate. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
I feel less guilty visualising it. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Erm...well, when I say skinny dipping, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-I had my pants on, just... -Well, that's just swimming. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
No, no! But, you know... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, top...oh. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
-What, you didn't get you twinkle out? -Oh, don't call it a twinkle! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:32 | |
Don't call it a twinkle. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-Skinny dipping, erm... -Have you ever taken Loch Ness into the lock? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Do you know what? A long time ago, a long time ago in Napa with | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
a female friend, innit, we had a little fun, on the beach. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
Female, what? Fe.. Your mum? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
OH! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Not my mum, I can guarantee it wasn't my mum. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Well, I can reveal, Emily, that it is not normal. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
-Only 20% of women have skinny dipped. Sorry about that. -Shit. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Dodgy, Emily, man. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
-God! -Told you. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-There was no twinkle, no twinkle... -True. It was a half skinny-dip. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
It was a semi-skimmed. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
Next one, have you ever woken up and not known where you are? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-Yeah! -What happened? LAUGHTER | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
-Elaborate? -No, er...I've always realised a few minutes later, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
you kind of go... "Oh! Oh, God!" Look around, | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-right, and then I've realised whose bath it is or, you know... -Bath? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-Yeah. -Not with water in it? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-I've woken up in a few. Not a full bath. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-Just floating like that. -LAUGHTER | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
How many baths have you woken up in? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-Woken up in a bath?! -I've woken up in a good few, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
even when there's been a double bed just already made. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-Sometimes, the bath is the best place in the house party. -Yeah! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
-If you can't find anywhere. -Cos you can make a bed. -Perfect! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
OK, well, I can reveal again that is not normal. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Only 27% of women have woken up and genuinely not known where they are. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Not normal, then. Sorry. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
-Next one - have you ever been sick in the street? -Oh... | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
-LAUGHTER -I can't say nothing. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
I've got, um, what you call, um, small man drink syndrome. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
-What's that?! -Seriously, I'm quite small | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
and I'm not the biggest man in the world, so...it's taken me a while | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
to be able to, um, learn about moderation | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
and, kind of...learn my body, innit, basically. In other words, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
yeah, I get drunk quick, man. I can't take it. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-LAUGHTER -What about you, Emily? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Have you puked up in the street? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Um, I don't think I've puked up in the street. Um...I... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
I puked in my mum's handbag once. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-WOMAN: Eugh! -Um, yeah. There was free champagne. I was really young. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Me and my sister got it and started drinking. I made a fool of myself. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Well, that is normal. Only 36% of women say | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-they've been sick in the street. So well done. -Good. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Next one - have you ever faked an orgasm? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Oh! -Greg! God, think of a... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Have you faked an orgasm? -Yes, I have. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Southend United, Southend United... Carry on! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
-Oh, God. What is...? What are you doing? -I'm just asking! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
-Have you? -Yes, definitely. Yeah, sorry. -Why? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-Hasn't everybody? -That's a polite girl, though. That's a polite girl. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Some girls - "No, you're not satisfying me!" | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
So I like the fact... But seriously... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-APPLAUSE -..that is a nice girl. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-Cheers for that. -I couldn't... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
I couldn't do that and be like, "This isn't working for me." | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-It helps your ego. -Like chucking your dinner | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
in a plant when the cook's out of the room. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
"Oh, it's lovely, yeah. I ate all of it." | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
It's not even like, not because I'm not enjoying it. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
-It's like if you're just feeling a bit lazy or... -Lazy?! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Like, "Oh, come on!" Oh, my God, this is so bad! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-It's only cos blokes are now going, "Oh, no!" -Yeah! -Oh, no! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
"It's all been a lie! LAUGHTER | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-What about you, Adam? -Oh, God! -I've never faked an orgasm. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-Oh, ssh! -I'll be honest. Cos I'm a boy and I'll come! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
You know, I'm honest... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Come on! It'd be hard to fake it as a boy, like... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
I've got to say, we're giving Emily a hard time. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
It is normal, two thirds of all women, guys, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
two thirds of all women you've slept with have faked an orgasm. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
That means, for me, two of the three women I've banged... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-LAUGHTER -Quite depressing. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Actually, I didn't bang the third one. She ran away crying. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-LAUGHTER -21% of men have faked an orgasm. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:25 | |
-How do you do that? -Yeah! -That's a good question! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I'm going to go and find out, mofo! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-LAUGHTER -Right, where's my mic of power? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
OK, so Adam asks a very relevant question - | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
how does a guy fake an orgasm without props? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
You'd need some yoghurt on stand by or something, wouldn't you? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
So, er, obviously, girls, would you ever fake an orgasm, do you think? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
-Probably, yeah. -Yeah. -What, both of you? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-At the same time(!) -I want to sit in the middle for this. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-All right, so what's your name, sorry? -Lauren. -Lauren and? -Sam. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
I didn't fake that one, give me a second! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
-Right, OK, so let's hear it, girls. -Oh, God! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Into this microphone, double orgasm, let's hear it. Three, two, one, go. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
-Are we faking it, sorry? -LAUGHTER | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Look... That's a good point. We'll be back in about ten minutes. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Papa just going to lay some honey on this toast. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-I think we should fake it rather than bring it to actual... -OK. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
Let's hear it. I don't think I believe this. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
We might have to hear yours in a minute, Emily. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-Oh, God! -That was it there. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-LAUGHTER -How British is that?! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
"Oh, dear! I appear to have come, darling." | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
-Go on, let's hear it. -Oh, God! -Three, two, one, go. -Better be good! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
-BOTH MOAN Oh, Greg. -Greg! Greg! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
-Both for Greg?! -Yes! -I wouldn't have... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Especially if I was banging you and you said, "Oh, Greg!" | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
-LAUGHTER -What about any of the guys? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-You guys are up for it as well. What's your name? -Ryan. -Ryan. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-I bet you love maths, don't you? -No. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
"It divides by one in itself - it's a prime number! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
"A prime, prime number! Oh, maths!" | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-You reckon you can fake an orgasm? -Yeah. -Have you ever done it? -Yeah. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
You have?! So I think... I think like Adam's just... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
We're curious about the mechanics of it, cos obviously, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
there is, you know, the stalactite of evidence afterwards and, er... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
-How did you get round that side of things? -Um... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Just get the condom off and quickly get it away! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
"Oh, that was so amazing, I didn't want to scare you with..." | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
"There, go sleepy-byes! Go in the toilet!" | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
-Did you not feel bad lying to a girl like that? -I did feel a bit bad. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
Do you think it made her feel more emotionally complete? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
-Well, I made her finish first. -Did you? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-And then... -"Made her finish"? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I tell you what, who'd want to live in France when you have British men? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
"I'll make her finish, then I'll pretend to spunk!" | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-LAUGHTER -Go on, then! Let's hear it. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
And she believed that, yeah? She believed it? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-I believed it. -LAUGHTER | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-Please tell me you've done it? What's your name first? -I'm Baffo. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
-Baffo? -Yeah, Baffo! -Even sounds like an orgasm adjective! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
"You know, I just Baffo'd all over her! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-So go on, what happened? -It happens a lot. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-I just have to kind of get it over and done with. -Really? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Why, because you can't get there or the lady's had enough punishment? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
-LAUGHTER -That's usually how it goes down! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
-Yeah! -Yeah! -"I shouldn't have taken that Berocca beforehand!" | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
-You have to put your back into it, yeah. -Yeah. -It goes like this. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
GRUNTING | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-She's into it. -I'll buy that. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Well, there we go. I think we've all learned a lot. Greg. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
That was insane! Um, those were your normality questions. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
Thank you very much, Emily and Adam. Thank you! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Based on the answers Emily gave, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
we can now give her an early normality rating. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
The options are normal, odd/Christine Bleakley, | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
weird, insane/Holly Willoughby, danger to society/Russell. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
Shut up! Now, although Christine Bleakley, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
she preferred to wash with baby wipes rather than showering, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
unlike Holly, she wasn't interested in eating human flesh. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
Both of them, however, had a thing for Schofield. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Weird. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
-We're getting word from above. -Are you serious? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Weirder than Willoughby. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Congratulations. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
That verdict could change over the course of tonight | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-We've got more to come from these two. -Your normality rating | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
is only a click away. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Check out Britain Unzipped on the BBC website. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
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Fans of the show, I suggest you look away now. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:41 | |
That's because Britain Unzipped has been accused of | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
making a mockery of this fine channel's remit by peddling | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
student pranks and celebrity-based smut. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
I'm sorry if Greg has led me astray in that direction. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
We realise there may be an element of truth in this accusation | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
and we are both sorry. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
This week we are hoping - this is genuine - | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
that we will redress the balance | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
and regain the respect of the BBC and you guys at home. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Britain Unzipped has secured exclusive access to Number Ten. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
We will be asking the Prime Minister some serious questions | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
about the state of the nation based on the Britain Unzipped report. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:21 | |
We should be joined by Mr Cameron any minute now. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
There we go. OK. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
That's outside 10 Downing Street, as you can see. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Scratching his eye there. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Look at the height difference. It's humiliating, isn't it? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
Eff this. Who wants to see a pissed-up hen party? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Are you there, Liverpool? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
SHOUTING | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
That looks lovely. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
A lot of oestrogen going on there. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Sam, welcome to Britain Unzipped. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
Congratulations on behalf of everyone here tonight. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Thank you for letting us gatecrash your hen party. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
Thank you! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
THEY CHEER AND SHOUT | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
What do you do and where do you come from? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
I'm a hairdresser and I'm from Redditch. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-BRUMMIE ACCENT: -Redditch. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
What have you guys been up to so far? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
We've been partying in a limo down to here | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
so we've had a really good day. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
When is the big day? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
9th June. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
You might want to bear this in mind. Only 24% of Midlanders | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
have cried at a wedding, lower than anywhere else in Britain. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Cos we ain't got a heart! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Lovely. Check this out. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Do you like that one? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
8% of Midlanders have had sex at someone else's wedding. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
Really?! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Not me! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Tell us about the dreamboat you're marrying. Who is he? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
His name is James. He's not long come out of the Army | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
so he's a squaddie! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Let's see a photo of James. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
On Britain Unzipped, we're interested in people's normality. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Would you mind answering some questions based on our report | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
and see how you compare to other brides to be in Britain? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Yeah. Course I can. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
First question. Was it love at first sight? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
Yes, it was. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
What would James say was the best part of your body? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
My bum. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
If you could have cosmetic surgery, what would you have done? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Definitely my boobs. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
GIRLS SHOUT | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
An enlargement, I'd say. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
An enlargement of the boobs. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Which celebrity do you most fancy. You can't say Greg. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Oh, he is fit, actually. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
Don't try and ruin the show by being an idiot. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Erm, I like Danny off of The Voice. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
Danny from The Voice. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
I also like Robert Pattinson off Twilight. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-Pick one. -Danny. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
What's James' favourite sexual position. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
With your sister. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-Doggie style was the answer there, I think. -Yeah, it was. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
Impressive. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
-BRUMMIE ACCENT: -You love that, don't you, James? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Don't slow down. Owww! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
-Is James on his stag do? -No, he isn't. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
He's actually up Solihull, partying. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Is he? Interesting cos there's a couple of things | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
we haven't told you tonight. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
This first thing is that James is actually here with us in the studio. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
WTF! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
And...he's been hanging out with a very glamorous blonde. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Please welcome James and Emily Atack. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
-Hello, guys. -James, say hello to Sam. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Hi, Sam. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Whilst we were talking to you earlier, we took James | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
out of the studio, ensured he couldn't hear anything | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
by distracting him with Emily... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
..and making him listen to Michael Buble's latest hit album. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Sam, you know those personal questions we asked you earlier? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
We're going to ask James the same questions. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Every time he gets the same answer as you, | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
you'll win one of these wedding gifts. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
We have a toilet brush, slippers, a toaster, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
love pillows, champagne flutes. So romantic. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
James, here are your questions. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
What did Sam say when we asked was it love at first sight? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I reckon she said no. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
BUZZER | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
-Why? -The first time we met, she turned me down | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
and went with the DJ. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
That is very different to the answer we had. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-BRUMMIE ACCENT: -It was love at first sight. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Then I sucked off the DJ. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-Oh, my God. -No prize. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Next one. What did Sam say when we asked | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
what your favourite part of her body was? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-Her bum. -That's correct. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
It is her bum. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
What did Sam say when we asked what bit of cosmetic surgery | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
she'd have done? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
Don't get this one wrong. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
-I think she said her boobs. -Up or down? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Bigger boobs is correct. You win another prize. Congratulations. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
You're doing all right. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
What did Sam say when we asked which celebrity she most fancied? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Uh...Robert Pattinson off Twilight. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -It was mentioned, but she changed her mind at the last minute. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:53 | |
-Oh, did she? -Yep. -I buy her a calendar every year. I have to. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh, it's so degrading for you. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
"Here it is, love. Here's the calendar again." | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
"Strum one out over a vampire again." | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
"I've put my face on July." | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
She actually said Danny from The Voice. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-So there we go. Change the calendar next year, dude. -Yeah, I will. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
What did Sam say when we asked what your favourite sexual position was? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh, God. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
You can't say "on the face" - that's not a position. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
It's a finishing move. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
-Doggy-style? -Doggy-style is correct. -It was doggy-style. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
This is good. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-A pounding from behind wins the prize. -That's not bad. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
-What's that - three prizes? -Yeah. -APPLAUSE | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
The marriage is intact, but we haven't finished with our friends in Liverpool quite yet | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
because we've got a challenge for you guys too. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
And, if you succeed, we've got another mystery prize | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
lined up for the whole hen party. How about that? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
All you need to do to win it is find something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue | 0:23:05 | 0:23:10 | |
and show them to us when we come back to you later tonight. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
What you find is up to you, but to win the prize, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
you'll really need to impress us and Emily as well. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Hens, do you accept the challenge? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I'm going to take that as a "yes". | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
We'll be back in Liverpool later on to see how they get on. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Thank you, hens, and thank you, James. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
That's enough from Liverpool because we're off to Scotland, | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
where we got some amazing answers from Scots | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
when we surveyed them about their sex life. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Facts such as - they have more threesomes | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
than anywhere else in Britain, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
yet they feel the most guilty about masturbation. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
-IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: -I feel so guilty when I touch my penis. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh, I cannae touch ma penis! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Scots feel the guiltiest after masturbating - | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
one and a half times more guilty than the English. Why? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-I don't know - why do you feel guilty? -I don't feel guilty. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
I dinnae know anybody who feels guilty about masturbating. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-You don't, do you? -She doesn't! -You feel guilty when you don't! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Do you feel guilty after strumming one out? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
I would say a straight "no". | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Do you have a bit of guilt, then? After you've knocked one out? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
No, I just clean it up. And that's me. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Got to go and see the priest on a Sunday. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
We just have sex, we don't really do the wanking. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Something's got to be done. It's a stress relief. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
You're better off telling the wife, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
"By the way, get to your bed, I want to go and have a wank." | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
5% of Scots are having sex more than once a day. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
It says only 5%? I thought it'd be higher than that. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Yeah, the rest of them are banging ten or 15 times a day. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
-Have you had your two daily matings yet? -Yes. -You have? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
-I'm not. -Do you do it twice a day sometimes? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
If I could, I would. But my boyfriend lives too far away. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
-Cos it rains all the fucking time. -Aye, there's nothing else to do. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
22% of Scotland have been in a threesome. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Agree. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
I've never been in a threesome so I don't know. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Have you been in any gang-bang situations? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Eh...is my Mrs going to watch this? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-I've been in many. -Really? -Usually it ends up me and the girl get it on, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
and the guy packs his stuff and goes home. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Have you done that? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
-Kinda. Nearly. -What do you mean "kind of"?! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
-No. -Liar! I can tell by your face! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Why are Scots having more threesomes than the English? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
-Cos they're more fun. -Yeah. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
-We're horny. -We're horny! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
Welcome to our weekly Battle Of The Sexes where we find out the answer | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
to the most important question of all - who's best, girls or boys? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Or to put it another way, who's best - emotionally literate complete beings, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
living complicated, full lives | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
or sticking your willy in things that feel nice. Way-hey! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
And representing men this week, he's 25, single | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
and he thinks - and I quote, "Women can't drive for shit." | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
It's sexist Joe. APPLAUSE | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
And playing for the ladies tonight, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
she's 22, she's a cheerleader and she can do this... | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Show him, girl. Lean on me. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-Thank you. -Mm-mm! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-Check that out. It's Mischa. -APPLAUSE | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
We have questions all about the differences between men and women. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
You both need to write down an answer | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
and whoever's closest wins the round and the prize. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Can we have some lighting indicative of game-play, please? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Yeah, that'll do. First one, this question involves revenge. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
What percentage of women have taken revenge on an ex? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
Audience watching at home, look at the person next to you. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
When you split up with them - and you will - | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
what revenge might they take on you? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-Let's see your answers. -What've you got? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
31%. Misch? 75%! Nasty bit of work. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:08 | |
I can reveal the correct answer is 14% of women | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
have taken revenge on an ex. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Which means... Joe, you win the round. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
Only 5% of men have taken revenge. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-Mischa, have you ever taken revenge on an ex? -I have. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
75% of them. What happened? What did you do? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Well, I had a feeling that the whole thing was coming to an end, | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
whatever it was, so before he dumped me | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
I had a little swim round the toilet with his tooth brush. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
That's pre-venge, not re-venge - she did it beforehand just in case. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
-Yeah. -"I'll smear your toothbrush in shit in case you mess with me." | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Emily, Adam? Have you ever had your spirit crushed, | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
your self-esteem withered and taken revenge on anyone? Emily? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
No, but I think I'm going to take that tip from you. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
-That sounds pretty good. -Adam? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
If she's cheating, then, yeah, you've got to do something. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
-So what would you do? -If her mum's buff, sleep with the mum. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
If her sister's buff, sleep with the sister. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
If not, just sleep with her nan. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:06 | |
There are some young nans in the UK right now. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
-There are some buff nans around. -There are some GILFs out there. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
Not many GGILFs, though. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
And here's the next question: | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
65% of men would lie to get someone into bed, | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
but what is the percentage for women? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Answers down, please. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Time's up. Joe? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
-I put 49%. -49% of women would lie | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
to get a man's kit off? What do you think? | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
-20%, cos women ain't as desperate. -Exactly. Thank you, sister. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
I can now reveal the percentage of women who would tell a lie | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
to get a man into bed is 25%, | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
which means of course, Mischa you won that round. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Apparently, Joe, you're such a bad liar that you don't even bother | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
-because people can just always tell. -I don't lie. -You never lie? -No, I can't. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
Right, OK. So if we gave you some lies to read out now, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
we're going to be able to tell that you're lying by looking at you. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
-Yeah. -We've got statements for you to read out, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
and we'll see if we can guess if you're lying or not. So, please read out number one. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
Hello, my name's Joe, and I've never done a runner from a restaurant... | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
without paying the bill. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
What do you think? Is he lying, Emily Atack? The fact he laughed... | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
-Yeah, I think he's lying. -I think he's shouting poo-poo, man! | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
Joe, was that a lie or did you do a runner from a restaurant? | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
No, I have done that. Naively, when I was younger, yeah. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
You know, we did actually know that. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
And not only that, we have spoken to the Chinese restaurant involved | 0:29:39 | 0:29:44 | |
to see if they'd be happy to accept an apology from you, Joe, | 0:29:44 | 0:29:48 | |
after all these years. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
But, unfortunately, they wanted a bit more than just an apology. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
They wanted to know where Joe lived. LAUGHTER | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
But did we reveal that very confidential bit of information | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
-and risk jeopardising what little trust we have left? -Why would we? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
We're totes not like that! Of course we did. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
Wa-a-ah! | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
-Wah! -Wah! | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
GONG SOUNDS | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
Hi-i! HE EXCLAIMS IN OWN LANGUAGE | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:30:36 | 0:30:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
H-oi! | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
A-h-h-h! | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
THEY EXCLAIM IN OWN LANGUAGE | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Awesome. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
That really was your house, wasn't it? | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
Yeah, it really was. That's all my stuff. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Let that be a lesson to you - next time, pay the bill. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Don't worry, you're not alone. According to our report, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
10% of British men have done a runner in a restaurant. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Amazing. Right, back to the game. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
When we asked women what their favourite part of a partner's body was, what was their top answer? | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
Apart from the face. Write your answers down, please. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
-Face. -Apart from the face. -Nose? | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
Apart from the face. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
What do women like? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
Pancreas? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
END OF ROUND JINGLE PLAYS | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
All right, time is up. What have you written, Joe? | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
I wrote arms. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:50 | |
-Arms. Meesha, what have you got? -Bum. Got to have a nice bum. -Bum. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
45% of women said their favourite male body part is...the bum. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
Meesha, you're the winner, well done! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:58 | 0:32:02 | |
So lads, the way to a lady's heart is through the bum. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
-Leave it! -Sorry. -LAUGHTER | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
-Leave it, please, leave it. Just one. -Bum sex! Done. I'm done. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:16 | |
If you're not gifted with a pert behind, then there is a simple way | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
for a man to get some extra help, and it's via this clever bit of kit. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Er, Meesh, what is that? | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
I have no idea. Like, suck you in pants? | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Right, if we have a look at that. Believe it or not...it is a bum bra. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
When I first saw it, I thought it was a bank-robbing mask for an owl. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
-Give me all the money! -HE MIMICS AN OWL HOOTING | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
How good would an owl be at a lookout, like that? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
It gives you the round voluptuous arse you've always wanted. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
-For men - a bum-bra! -The question is, Meesha, for a special prize, | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
would you be able to recognise a man with a bogus arse? A bog-arse. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:56 | |
Er, I hope so! | 0:32:56 | 0:32:57 | |
Well, let's find out, as we play Never Mind The Bum-bras. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Now, Meesh...a, as you can see, there are five males | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
whose bottoms require your attention. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
You just need to identify which ones have been enhanced by this - | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
-a bum-bra. -But, before you choose, it's only fair you get a better look | 0:33:14 | 0:33:19 | |
at the booty. So, will it be Number One, Bum-bledore? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:23 | |
MUSIC: "Turn Me On" by David Guetta ft Nicki Minaj | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
Will it be Number Two, Speccy-Four-Bums? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
Or, Meesha, will it be Number Three, Bob the Bummer? | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
Or how about Number Four, Humpty-Bumpty? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
Or Number Five, Bum-tylicious? | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
CHEERING | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
Wow. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
CHEERING | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
So Meesha, what do you think about Number One? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
Is he faking that behind? Bum-bra or no bum-bra? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
I think his old age is showing, it's a bit saggy! | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
-Sorry! I don't think he's got one on. -OK. Let's see. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
Number One, please reveal your arse. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
SCREAMING | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
Please stop revealing your arse! | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Stop revealing it! LAUGHTER | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
I will never, EVER get an erection again. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Neither will he. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:29 | |
What about Number Two? | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
-Bum-bra or no bum-bra? -He's too skinny. No bum-bra. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
Number Two, reveal your arse! | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Number Three, bum bra or no bum bra? | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
That one's a bit hard, his jeans are baggy. Erm... | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
-Bum-bra. -Gone with bum-bra. Let's see if you're right. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
Number Three, please reveal your arse. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
Camera six is loving that. He zoomed in on it! | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
-He was hoping for a glimpse of anus. -LAUGHTER | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
Camera six has got a boner! Boner! | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
Boner! | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
-Hey, camera six, nice tripod. -Yeah! -LAUGHTER | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
All right, number four, bum bra or no bum bra. What do you reckon? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
-No bum bra. It's a bit flat. -Let's see if it's right. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
-Number four, please reveal your arse. -Ohhh! | 0:36:21 | 0:36:25 | |
GAGGING NOISES | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
There was a couple of anal hairs poking out from the side there. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
-Mate! -OK. Number five. Bum bra or no bum bra? | 0:36:32 | 0:36:38 | |
-No bum bra. He's a bit buff. I think it's natural. -A BIT buff? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
A bit buff! | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
-His arms are the size of my head. -Exactly. -Let's see if you're right. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Number five, please reveal your bum. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
-I like it! -Oh, my God, that's actual arse out there. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:59 | |
Look at Emily trying to crane round for a full perv. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
-Can I have a little look, just quickly? -Private dance for Emily. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
Is it any good, Em? | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
That's a really good bum, I'm not going to lie. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
However, I've got every character from Lord Of The Rings 1 painted. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:15 | |
-Beat that. -Ohhh! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
Meesha, I have no idea how you did there but we'll give you the prize. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
We will both sign the bum bra and you can take it home with you. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
-How about that? -lovely. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
CHEERING | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
And thank you, the bum bra men. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
That was the final question | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
and the winner of tonight's Man Vs Woman is Meesha! | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
You win the star girlie prize of a handbag and some rose wine, | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
ladies and gentlemen! | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
Now, that was Man Vs Woman, | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
but all this is still heading straight for your faces. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
'Emily and Adam unzipped. She's skinny-dipped. He hasn't. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
'She's faked an orgasm, he hasn't. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
'What else will Inbetweener Emily and BAFTA winner Adam divulge tonight? | 0:38:06 | 0:38:12 | |
'Hens unzipped. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:13 | |
'Find out if they're sober enough to complete our challenge | 0:38:13 | 0:38:17 | |
'by getting their hands on something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:23 | |
'Celebs unzipped. It's time to wheel out the famous folk. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
'Keep watching to see what Russell, Polly and Joe have got to say about nicknames, nudity and nanas.' | 0:38:26 | 0:38:32 | |
Welcome to the part of the show that previous guests have described | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
as disturbing, confusing and, in the words of Holly Willoughby, totally unacceptable for broadcast. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
It's time to hear what the unzipped sample have to say for themselves. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
These guys! | 0:38:47 | 0:38:48 | |
Tonight we're talking about partying, because we all love a good night out. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:55 | |
According to the report, 35% of under-25s go out at least twice a week. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
-You two, I reckon party animals. Are you? -Oh, yeah. A little bit. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
-How often do you go out? -Every weekend. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
You must have had a few last week. Look who you ended up with. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
Oh, Russell. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
That's a rational explanation for that. I can explain. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
I was trying to get off with her. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:21 | |
-We had fun, didn't we, babes? -Yep! | 0:39:23 | 0:39:27 | |
You won the Rising Star BAFTA recently. A big night out after that? | 0:39:27 | 0:39:32 | |
-I took all my boys to McDonald's. -Oh, my God. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:37 | |
I bought 'em an extra large meal and I said, yeah, party time. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:42 | |
-What's the most showbiz party you've ever been to, Emily? -I went to the FHM party the other night, | 0:39:42 | 0:39:48 | |
which was really fun. I really liked that. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
-Number Ten and FHM. -That deserves a round of applause. -Yeah, man. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
-Number Ten. -Number Ten. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
I honestly don't know... I do not know how I blagged that one. That is mental. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
-You beat Angelina Jolie. -It's a travesty! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
-That's worldwide, as well, isn't it? -I know, it's ridiculous. -Love that. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely flattered but it's... Oh, my God. People were outraged. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:15 | |
-I tell you what, though. Tulisa won it. THAT'S an outrage. -Ooooh! | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
-OK, party tricks. Have you got any party tricks? -You've got one. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
-I've got a party trick. -Yeah? -Sick party trick! Always works as well. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:27 | |
If you're trying to get that buffy in the rave, | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
I'll pull out my phone and I'll do a little thing. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
I can basically play the EastEnders theme tune on my phone. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
-And that works with the women? -Mm. always! | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
Because they don't think I can do it and then I show them | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
and then they're like, "Wow. Wow. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
"Let me just give you my number." | 0:40:46 | 0:40:47 | |
-Wow. -Can I show everyone? -Yeah, do it. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
-All right, cool, cool. -All right, ladies, ladies, brace yourselves. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
-Let me show you my skill, innit? Let me show you this little ting right now. -His little ting! | 0:40:55 | 0:41:01 | |
Wait, I'll put a little beat behind it, OK? You ready? | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
You ain't my muvver! | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
SCREECHES: Yes, I am! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
HE IMITATES EASTENDERS INTRO | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
HE CLUMSILY PLAYS EASTENDERS THEME ON KEYPAD | 0:41:10 | 0:41:16 | |
Hold on. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
A BAFTA award winner, everybody. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
-And then it ends. Then it ends, and it's done. -CHEERING | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
I've got one. I'll teach you this. You might recognise this one. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
GREG CLEARS THROAT | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
# Mary had a little lamb... # | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
That's what I'm saying! | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
# And unfortunately it had rabies... # | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
-I like that one. -# And died a horrible death | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
# It's dead. # | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
Teach me that, bruv. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
Well, Russell. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
After that techno fest, things are getting moist here, aren't they, ladies? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:06 | |
When we surveyed people for the Unzipped Report, | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
we asked them this question. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:09 | |
Sex, drugs or rock'n'roll? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
-What do you think their favourite answer was, guys? -ALL: Sex! | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
I thought a few people would shout something else! | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
You are actually correct. 67% of people said sex, whilst only 30% said rock'n'roll | 0:42:18 | 0:42:24 | |
and just 3% said drugs. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
You should have used my dealer. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
I'm only joking, I'm not interesting enough to use drugs, | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
but in a game of Second Edition Dungeons and Dragons, look out, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
because I will destroy you with my +1 sword. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Take it, goblins. So where would be the best place to find all three? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:40 | |
Of course, a party. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Which is why some people will do anything to get in. Won't they... | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
Latoya? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
-Hello. Hi. -What happened? -Basically a big group of us were on holiday, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:52 | |
we decided to go to a really uptown club on the night. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
-Where were you on holiday? -Beijing, China. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
Of course. Classic party... | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
When we got to the actual club, there was a really long queue. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:06 | |
I kind of marched through and I was just like, | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
"Do you know who I am? | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
"I'm Naomi Campbell." | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
I know I don't look like her but I just wanted to get into the club. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
I think you do, babe, a bit, to be fair. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
They believed you? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:20 | |
-They don't know what she looks like so... -What do you mean? | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
-Well... -How could they be impressed by who you were? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:27 | |
"I've never heard of her. In you come." | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
They knew her name but they didn't know what she looked like, | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
or they just thought, "Black, tall, let her in." | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
So... | 0:43:37 | 0:43:38 | |
Oh, so it's a racist story? Lovely. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
I feel very uncomfortable. Back to you, Greg. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
-Do you two ever have trouble getting into places any more? -Yeah. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
-Really? -I feel like sometimes bouncers are on such a power trip. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
-They're deliberately arseholes sometimes. -I hate them. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:57 | |
I hate them. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:58 | |
-I hate bouncers. -Yeah, they're horrible. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
It's like they go to a special school just to be a prick, like. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
People say bouncers are vile to me, absolutely vile. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
-Even to you? -Yes! Vile! | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
-Bouncers always let girls in. -Yeah, they do. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
They don't let me in! They're horrible to me. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
The most depressing moment of the last few years | 0:44:14 | 0:44:17 | |
was backstage at Radio 1's Big Weekend | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
-and I got ID'ed for drinks and everything. -No! | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
It was awful. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:23 | |
I go to a shop to buy cigarettes and they'll tell me, "Have you got ID?" | 0:44:23 | 0:44:27 | |
I've tried to get my head around taking it as a compliment. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
I had the same problem last week when I was trying to buy nunchucks and acid. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:34 | |
-LAUGHTER -Now, of course, at any party there is always someone | 0:44:34 | 0:44:39 | |
who starts causing trouble after a few drinks. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
If you're going to do that, maybe avoid picking on Yvette. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:46 | |
-Yeah. -Why should we avoid picking on you, are you a hard mofo? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
I'm not that hard. I get a bit aggressive when drunk, not too bad. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:52 | |
It wasn't me this time. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:53 | |
I was out clubbing and everybody likes a crazy dance. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
I wasn't in anyone's way. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:57 | |
I think this guy took a disliking to my dancing. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
He come up to me and literally with his leg, | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
swiped both my feet out from underneath me. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
-I hit the floor and bruised my hip quite badly. -No way. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
I got up and was like, "What just happened?" | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
I started swearing at him and raging. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
-Not expecting it, he did it again. -What?! | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
-I was like, "Boom! That was embarrassing, second time down." -What'd you do? | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
I used to do judo, when I was younger. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:24 | |
I grabbed him, flipped around | 0:45:24 | 0:45:25 | |
and flipped him over my shoulder onto the floor | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
and then I jumped on him, | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
put my hand around his throat, pinned his other arm down and said, | 0:45:30 | 0:45:34 | |
"You touch me again and I'll kill you." | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
He was like, "Aah!" | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
The bouncer came over and was like, | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
"Excuse me, Miss, could you get off him?" | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
I was like, "Oh, sorry!" | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
In Essex, that's a traditional mating dance. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:47 | |
The thing is, someone had a cameraphone on them at the time | 0:45:47 | 0:45:51 | |
and they caught the moment when you pinned this guy. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
We have the image. Have a look at this. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
-LAUGHTER -Oh, my God. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
So, if we've learned anything tonight, it's this - | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
if you're out one night and recognise anybody from our audience, | 0:46:07 | 0:46:10 | |
I suggest you leave the party immediately. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
Unzipped sample, give yourself a deserved round of applause. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
How normal are you? Quirky, boring or completely gaga? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
Check out Britain Unzipped on the BBC Three website. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
And by answering our questions, find out how your social life, | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
work life and even sex life compare to the rest of Britain. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
We'll provide you with a personalised report. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
It's up to you whether you share it with friends | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
or keep it as our little secret. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
Just go to... | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
..and click on Britain Unzipped. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
Thousands of you have already completed the Britain Unzipped report online, | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
but there are different questions featured every week. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
If you were shocked or disappointed by your rating last time, try again. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
You can. Now let's link up with our cameras in Liverpool. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:02 | |
How are our hens getting along? | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
The last time we caught up with our bride-to-be and hens, | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
we challenged them to bring something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:11 | |
If they succeed - Emily and Adam will be the judge of that - | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
we've got a prize for the whole hen party. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Let's see how they're getting on. Hello, Sam? | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
CHEERING | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
-Sam, have you got something old? -We have. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:26 | |
CHEERING | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
Who's that? | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
Sam, who was that? | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
His name's Michael. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
We met him earlier. He's our friend. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
He's joining the rest of our hen do. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
-He's just an old man you found? -Yes. -All right, OK. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:50 | |
OK, so dare I ask, something new? | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
Something new - we've got a bit of body art on our girlies. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
Oh. | 0:47:58 | 0:47:59 | |
-We've got Charlie. -Oh! | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
Have you got something borrowed? | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
Yes, we have. We've got... | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
-Three sets of boxers. -CHEERING | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
Where have you borrowed those from? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
We borrowed them from the lovely lads that we attacked. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:21 | |
-Oh, my God. -Who are they?! | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
-Finally, what about something blue? -Stripper. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
SAM CACKLES Uh-oh. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
MUSIC: "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
Oh! | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
HEN PARTY SCREAM | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
Michael just sat there! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
# Baby take off your coat... # | 0:48:56 | 0:48:57 | |
James is not going to be very happy about this. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
Adam wants to walk off. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:03 | |
Michael's relief that he didn't get his bell-end out is unbelievable. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
Emily and Adam, do you think the hens deserve their prizes or not? | 0:49:08 | 0:49:14 | |
-My God! -I think they should. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
-I think they do. Definitely, that was amazing. -That was nice. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:20 | |
Congratulations, Sam. You've won the prizes, well done. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
Sam, your prize is Unzipped cocktails for the whole hen party. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
Make the most of it. You're having fun at the moment but you are girls, | 0:49:35 | 0:49:39 | |
you'll drink white wine and finish the night crying and arguing. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
-Thank you so much. Thanks, Michael. -Goodbye! Bye, hens. Bye, Michael. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
Bye, Michael! | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
And whilst we recover from all that, | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
here's a safer package to feast your eyes upon. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
So we've learned a lot about the British public tonight. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
Now it's time to leave economy class behind and get a celebrity upgrade. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
Who better to guide us into the VIP lounge | 0:50:34 | 0:50:37 | |
than Emily Atack and Adam Deacon. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
It's time to find out what you two know about your fellow celebs. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:47 | |
This is our Celebs Unzipped board. Have a look. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
As you can see, there are some beautiful celebrity faces staring down at you. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:55 | |
And Frankie Cocozza is on there, too. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
All you need to do is pick a square, and answer a question about that celebrity. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
All the questions are related to the stats we've uncovered in our report. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
-I love stats. -Yeah, me too. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
Get enough questions right | 0:51:07 | 0:51:08 | |
and you'll win something for everyone in the studio. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
Up for grabs tonight is the ultimate combination | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
of a party drink and party food. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
I think you know what I'm talking about! Vodka jelly for everyone! | 0:51:19 | 0:51:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
-Oh, no you didn't. -I went there. I went there! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:28 | |
-And I enjoyed it. -The pressure is on. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
Let's add to that pressure with the sort of music | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
you'd get on a proper game show, something like this. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
DRAMATIC MUSICAL CRESCENDO | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
That will do. Pick your first celebrity, please. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
The beautiful Holly. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Holly Willoughby. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
We asked Holly Willoughby, "What is the one thing she would do | 0:51:49 | 0:51:54 | |
"if no-one would ever find out?" | 0:51:54 | 0:51:55 | |
Did she say, "naked cage dancing in Ibiza", | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
or "being invisible for a day"? | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
-I think invisible. -Yeah, invisible. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Audience? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:05 | |
AUDIENCE: Invisible! | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
Seems to be pretty unanimous here. Let's have a look. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
So, if nobody would ever find out... | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
I would probably have full body lipo from my biggest toe | 0:52:13 | 0:52:18 | |
to the top of my head, and then, and this is the bit I really want to do, | 0:52:18 | 0:52:24 | |
is go into a cage, in Ibiza, and just dance naked for a whole night. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:30 | |
-I thought she was a good girl. -She's naughty! | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
-I can't believe that! -If no-one found out, that's what she'd do. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
-She's got a good girl face. -Very naughty! -I can't believe it. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
I broke that clip when I first watched it! | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:42 | 0:52:43 | |
-Can I do you, Greg? -LAUGHTER | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
Sorry! No! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
Absolutely, yes. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:49 | |
Stay away from Emily! I saw her first, dickhead! | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
As it is a question about Greg, I will have to ask that one | 0:52:54 | 0:52:58 | |
due to BBC regulations. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
Now, 18% of people have admitted to dressing up | 0:53:01 | 0:53:05 | |
in their partner's clothes. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
But has Greg ever done this? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
Yes. He's a dodgy guy. I think, yes. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
There was no deliberation there. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:15 | |
-Greg, what did you say? -I said yes. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
Did one of your ex-girlfriends own a pair of gold hot pants? | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
If not, please explain this. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
# All the single ladies | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
# All the single ladies. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
# Put your hands up. # | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
Don't make me laugh! Do it again! | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
That is my day job, everybody. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
-You genuinely didn't know we had that, did you? -No, I didn't. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
-Next. -OK, next one. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:00 | |
-Joe Swash, mate. -OK, Swash. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:03 | |
We asked Joe what he thinks about to slow himself down during sex. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:11 | |
-What he does to slow himself down? -Yes. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
Did it involve Margaret Thatcher or Bruce Forsyth? | 0:54:13 | 0:54:18 | |
-Bruce Forsyth would slow you down. -Both together. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
They're both dodgy, man! | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Think like Joe Swash. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
-Joe - he'd think Margaret Thatcher. -Exactly. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
I want to get you guys the shots, man. Maggie Thatcher. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:34 | |
When I was a teenager, I'd think of Margaret Thatcher. That would work. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:54:39 | 0:54:40 | |
I'd think of my nan sometimes, | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
but then I thought that was kind of weird, you know. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Even if you're thinking of your nan to prolong sex, | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
you're thinking of your nan in a sex kind of term. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
It's one more to win. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
Go on, then. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
-AUDIENCE: Russell! -Yeah, Russell! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
Emily said me! | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
For legal reasons, I have to ask the questions. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
She said my name, though! Can't ruin it! | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
Question. What was Russell's nickname at school? | 0:55:09 | 0:55:13 | |
Oh, shit. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:14 | |
Was it Roger Rabbit or Rampant Rabbit? | 0:55:14 | 0:55:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:20 | 0:55:21 | |
Roger. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
-Roger Rabbit. -You're going for Roger? | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
-Yeah. -I think so. Roger Rabbit. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:28 | |
-Russell? -Because I've got massive teeth | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
and always have had, before I had my brace on, I was called Roger Rabbit. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
The thing is, as we all know, | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
kids at school can be really cruel, and although it's a bit unfair, | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
I don't remember Roger Rabbit looking like this. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
What have you done? | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Where did you get that? | 0:55:52 | 0:55:54 | |
How embarrassing! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
That bowl cut is an early One Direction cut! | 0:55:58 | 0:56:01 | |
And old enough to bang Flack. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
-We've only got one...not! We've got more. -No! | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
-Where have you got these from? Have you been in touch with my mum or something? -Maybe. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:15 | |
-You absolute... -Shall we have one more? -No! | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Sick jumper. That is amazing. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
-Are you OK? -Always surrounded by pussay! | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
The good news is that is correct, which means you have won! | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
Come and join us. Amazing news! | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
Congratulations. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:48 | |
Thanks to you two, everybody here tonight wins the vodka jelly! | 0:56:48 | 0:56:53 | |
That's all we've got time for tonight. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
A massive thank you to our guests, Emily Atack and Adam Deacon. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
Thanks to Joe, Meesha and our hens in Liverpool as well. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:06 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:57:06 | 0:57:07 | |
We're back next week with more weird and wonderful results. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
Until then, don't for get you can go online and see how weird you are. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
Go to... | 0:57:13 | 0:57:14 | |
and click on Britain Unzipped. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
Thank you for watching and goodbye. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:57:24 | 0:57:28 |