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I've been asked to wear a cravat, comb my hair and wear grown-up shoes, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
which can only mean one thing. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
Someone is throwing me a surprise party. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Think about it, this place is empty, I've got a birthday this year | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
and I saw a man outside in a hat. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
So it all slots together. There's nothing else it could possibly be. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
It's a card. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Turns out there is one other thing it could possibly be. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Tonight's show could be a Winter Wipeout Celebrity Special. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
It's that one, isn't it? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Here's what this week's famous faces are focused on facing. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
Rock'n'roll - it's the Celebrity Qualifier. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
Smash, drop and roll - it's Celebrity Ski Lift. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Slip, stumble, slap and roll it's Celebrity Winter Blunderland. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
And finally, the most demanding roll of all, cheese and pickle. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
I mean, the Celebrity Winter Wipeout Zone. Time to roll. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
But I still have to keep my grown-up shoes on, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
even though there isn't a party now? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Fine. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Hello and welcome to a star-studded celebrity special of Winter Wipeout. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
Now, because celebrities are made of sturdier stuff than the average contestant, | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
all ten of today's A-listers have to do the Qualifier and Ski Lift. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
They get points for both rounds and only the top five will progress. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
And when I said A-listers, I was talking figuratively. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
No minimum level of star quality is required, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
and recognition of said celebrities isn't necessarily guaranteed. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Let's take a look through the limo window and see who is hoping | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
to win £10,000 for the charity of their choice tonight. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
She's good at looking good, it's model Sophie Anderton. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Full-time celebrity, his words not mine, it's Andrew Stone. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
A shameless Waterloo Road actress. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Sorry, Shameless AND Waterloo Road actress, Rebecca Ryan. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
Green-fingered gardener Diarmuid Gavin. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Liverpudlian, Emmerdalian, it's soapy actor James Sutton. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
The broadcasting legend that is Terry Christian. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
A record-breaking triple jumper with three little letters after her name. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
It's Ashia Hansen MBE. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Antipodean enemy of seriousness, it's Kiwi comedian Jarred Christmas. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Her friends know her as Kim, I don't know her at all. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
It's actress Kim Tiddy. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
He's the king of rock'n'roll | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
and I'm pretty sure he's dead - it's Elvis Presley! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Finally, wow, Peter Shilton - | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
only my favourite ever goalkeeper of all time! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Behind George Best. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
No-one can dispute the fact that this is a line-up of people. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
So which person's first? I'm guessing it's not Elvis. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Uh-huh-huh. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Joining me now on the Winter Wipeout Qualifier is a man | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
very appropriately named for winter. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
It is comedian Jarred Christmas. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Anything you're afraid of there? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
I'm afraid that partway through the course I'll encounter Richard Hammond. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
He's over here, isn't he? Where are you, Richard? Richard? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Where are you, Richard? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Are you going to win this today, Jarred? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
I'm not out to win. I'm out to enjoy. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
If the by-product of that enjoyment is victory, then so be it. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-Hold those. I'll be back for them. -Can you see where you're going? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
See you on the flipside. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
It's that way, Jarred, it's... OK. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
He can't see a thing with his glasses off. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I'm back. Sorry, what did I miss? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Follow your dreams. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Luckily, my dream is to look like a massive Smurf. -It's working. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Winter Wipeout, a land where dreams come true. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
There you go. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
-Oh! And the fun begins. -This is going to hurt. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Not as much as it hurts me, Jarred. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Hang on, I got that the wrong way round, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
it's going to hurt you more, yeah, it is. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Today's first star stopper is the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
They are nasty because they are angry, and probably angry | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
because of that pole sticking out of their heads. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Yeah, that'll be sore. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Jarred is going to be first to meet them. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Oh! -Rugby tackles a nasty plank. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
I think he just broke the obstacle with his face! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
What was he thinking - look! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Second set of snowballs now. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Oh, look at these moves! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
This guy is on a one-man mission to destroy his face. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Your face! -Touche. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
But there's plenty more Qualifier left. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Coming up next it's everyone's favourite pensioner. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
She may have a little bit of an attitude problem | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
and a rabid dog, but Granny's doors are always open. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# I wanna do bad things with you... # | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Pleased to see Jarred's nose is still technically intact. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Here we go. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Granny, knocking him sideways. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
# I'll have a blue Christmas without you... # | 0:05:08 | 0:05:15 | |
Just the adorable little pooch, Tevez, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
and Granny's back door left to deal with. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Here we go. First the dog. Oh...no! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Come on, Jarred. Atta-boy! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Come on, Jarred. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Mick Hucknall, Ginger Spice | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
and someone else who's ginger have nothing on these redheads - | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
it's the Big Red Balls. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
# Biggie Biggie Biggie Can't you see | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
# Sometimes your words just hypnotise me | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
# And I just love your flashy ways | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
# Guess that's why they broke and you're so paid. # | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
I'm going to approach the Big Red Balls like a frog. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Like that, that's the ball. I'm hugging a giant ball. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Jarred "the hopeful frog" Christmas, that's me. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
It may help. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Jarred's hero is Bruce Willis. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Would it be inappropriate to mention the words Die Hard here? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Yeah, it would. Here we go. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Oh! Yippee-yi-ay! Muddy funster. Yeah. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Jarred The Frog in flight. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
It's a beautiful... Not beautiful, no, it's a thing. Look! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-I'm OK. -He's OK. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-I'm OK. -Yeah, he's OK, he's OK. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Yeah, if it's a short swim to the next obstacle, the Log Jam. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
It's just like riding a bike, | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
which when you think about it is really, really hard. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Even with stabilisers on it's tricky, so it's tricky is what I'm saying. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Bedraggled Jarred prepares himself, launches... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Good, I think. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
That log's got rhythm! Yeah. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
This is excellent work from Jarred The Frog. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
He is doing well...is he? Yeah, he is, this is good. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
No, he's doing well at falling off. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-I'm OK. -He's OK. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Jarred The Frog clambers home, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
and that will bank him some points to take him to the next round. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
How many though, only time will tell. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-Over here. -I'm OK. I'm not tired at all. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Give me a hug. That was unbelievable. Oh, my God. Are you OK? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:39 | |
-I'm OK. -Take a look back at that obstacle, the first one you did. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Nailed it. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
-You broke it! -Did I break it? -Broke the obstacle. -That's right, Wipeout. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
You mess with the best, you die like the rest. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Next to submit to the lure of Celebrity Winter Wipeout is | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
broadcaster par excellence, Terry Christian. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
That's him there, look. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Do you not have a clever masterplan | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
about how to get around this unscathed, in first position? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Just don't hurry it. Take it slow and easy and know your limits. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:17 | |
The tortoise and the hare. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
The race is not to the swiftest, it's to he who endures. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
If there was one tune you could have in your head | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
to spur you round the course today, which tune would it be? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
-Everyone's A Winner, Baby. -And that's OK. -That's right. -Good luck. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:34 | |
I'll need it. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Terry currently hosts a radio show in Cheshire | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
but used to present The Word, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
which had a segment where people would do anything to get on TV. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
How times have changed! Whilst he's limbering up, let's see who's next. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
It's Hollyoaks and The Bill actress, Kim Tiddy. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Are you a fitty, Kim Tiddy? -Since I found out I was doing it, | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
I won't lie, I have been going to the gym, trying to keep fit. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
But I don't think anything can prepare you for this, can it? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
As a soap star, Kim, I think the best way | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
for you to prepare would be to release a keep-fit DVD. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
All the soap stars have done it - | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Natalie Cassidy, Patsy Palmer, Jane Fonda - she was in Brookside. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
I'll get you started with a couple of my trademark moves. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Let me get into my sports kit. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
I'm ready. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
And flex. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
And lunge. Feeling the burn! Is that a burn? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
It could be indigestion. Calm spin. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
And jump - two, three, four. Pout. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Yeah! Run really fast. Wag the finger. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
I'm not sure this is working. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Is this working? It's not. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
OK, it's about to get serious. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Winners make it happen, Kim, losers let it happen. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Right, here we go. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
It's the plank first. Oh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
And punch, and punch. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Show that plank who's boss. Yes, this is good. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
And fall, you are doing great. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Swim, that's great exercise, everyone says it. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
I'm not joining in with any of this. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
I sat back on my stool a long time ago. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
OK, now jump that dog. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Yes. Oh, Kim IS doing great. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Dodge that door. No. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Now entering the wobbly log phase of Kim Fit's workout regime. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Blood pumping now, this is looking good. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Kim Fit DVD could be on for a good time here. One last push. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Over that piece of toast. Come on. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
And fall. Oh, yeah, and get lost. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
After one heck of a workout, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Kim Fit DVD reaches her goal in 3 minutes 41 seconds. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
It's made you stronger, Kim, probably. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Phew, I am exhausted after all of that pretending to do a workout! | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
I think I've pulled a forcep. Should have warmed up more. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Talking of which, how is Terry Christian getting on? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Still warming up. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
I expected nothing less than utter dedication and focus from the Mancunian motormouth. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Here's a question. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
What do you do if you need to get to the loo | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
in an English country garden? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I don't know, but Diarmuid Gavin might. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
# If you walk through the garden... # | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
They've only just been planted, hold on! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
We do know that winter is quite an unfruitful time of year. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
How are you going to cope with all that ground frost? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
I like the excitement and all the structures and the vibrancy | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
and the colour of the snow, so it's going to be brilliant. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
-Who is this gorgeous little girl? -This is my daughter, Eppie. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
She is the reason I'm here because she loves Wipeout, so she wants her dad to make a fool of himself. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Oh, no! Let's hope you are not going to make a fool of yourself today here, Diarmuid. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:54 | |
I'm glad he likes the course. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Eduardo spent a lot of time nurturing those Big Red Balls. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Giant greenhouse. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh, right in the begonias! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Planted firmly. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
Planted, I like it. But can he ROSE to the challenge? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
That doesn't work, does it? I've confused myself, I'm going to stop. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
I hope Diarmuid will like what Granny's done. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
It's a wood-effect sidewall with a snow-clad pathway, no decking, sorry. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Yeah, he's getting a good watering today. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Why not clean him up? Gardeners are always filthy, aren't they? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Dirty fingernails. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Towards Eduardo's horticultural masterpiece, the Big Red Balls. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Grown from big, red bulbs. Look at them! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
# Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on a grave... # | 0:12:39 | 0:12:47 | |
Right now he's thinking, I'm looking pretty cool. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Daughter Eppie is thinking, I'm not going to school on Monday, this is going to be awkward. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
A brief swim, up some steps and here we go. Logs. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Daughter Eppie is now thinking, I'm never going to school again. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Dirty Diarmuid finishes in 3 minutes and 59 seconds. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Tell me, what do you think of our rather large water feature | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
that we've put on just for you? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Are you allowed to pee in it? I think I did halfway through. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
What do you think Eppie's thinking? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Eppie will be laughing her head off. I haven't surprised her. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
I'm sure she's proud, just like we are. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Well done, go get rested, we'll see you later. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Right, Terry, I think you should be just about scorching by now. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Warmed up almost too much. Yeah, get on with it. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
Just don't hurry it, take it slow and easy. Know your limits really. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
Tortoise and the hare. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
The race is not to the swiftest, it's to he who endures. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Wise words, Terry, wise words. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
So he is finally off. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
This is it, slow and steady. Measured approach. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Oh, that looked quite painful. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Face, elbow, everything. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Not a great start. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
# Everyone's a winner, baby That's the truth... # | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Hang on. What's going on here? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
There's two Eduardos - that's never a good sign. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Unfortunately, I think Terry has had a little accident, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
come a cropper and done himself a mischief on the Qualifier. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Looks like he's going to withdraw from the competition. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
I don't think anybody ever went less distance. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
Really, Strictly Come Dancing is more my thing. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
If you look really closely, you can just make out tiny little Rebecca Ryan off Waterloo Road. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:45 | |
She won a BAFTA at the age of 12. It took three days to drag it home. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
There she is. She'd be smaller than a BAFTA. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Rebecca, I'm a little bit concerned about you | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
because you are only a dainty, little thing. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
And check out that humongous course. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Is it going to eat you alive? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Probably, yes. Probably, because I'm so small. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
Help! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
Not really, can we send someone to help her? No, they're all on siesta. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Sorry, Rebecca. Away you go. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Oh, I love this song. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
MUSIC: "Isn't She Lovely?" by Stevie Wonder | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Isn't she tiny? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
She was just whacked in the face. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
Call the Society For the Prevention Of Cruelty To Celebrities | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
because this is just mean. I mean... Look... | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
After all that, she is still standing. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh! Jumping high for a teeny, she's made it. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Oh, it's amazing! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Is there anything that you're at all afraid of, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
anything you were lying in bed last night thinking, | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
"Oh, no, no, no... Please, no, no, no...?" | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
It was actually the Granny House. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
LIGHTNING BOLT | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Because as soon as I run, the door will come... Right in my face. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Yeah, it is. I must say I'm a little nervous for little Rebecca. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Be nice, Granny. Please... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Past the pie... | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Oh, nearly! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Oh... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Past Tevez. Yes. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Oh! No! Door face. Just as predicted. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Oh, oh, oh... She's like the modern-day Nostradamus. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
She just knew it was going to happen. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Are you all right, Rebecca? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
I'm not sure she is OK. Does she even know who she is? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Oh, this is gruesome. The final stretch for the miniature psychic. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
I can't watch, this is too much. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Someone tell me what's happening. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
MUSIC: "Isn't She Lovely?" by Stevie Wonder | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
She's made it! Nostradamus Ryan completes the course | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
in 3 minutes 21, a fantastic time. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Hang on, just got to do one thing. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Let me check. Yeah, that's all right. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Yeah, yeah, OK. Your face is still intact | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
which is a big surprise because you got quite a few smacks in it. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Yes... Oh, my God. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I'm just so shocked because you are such a tiny, little thing | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
and you got the most unmerciful wallops. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Granny's door, right in your face. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I know, but I didn't fall in the water. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
I think that whack from Granny has gone to her head because she did. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-Well done, Rebecca, we'll see you later. -Thank you, see you later. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
OK, whilst Amanda escorts Rebecca to Nurse Eduardo, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
let's take a look at the first Snowboard. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Although she took one serious beating, Nostradamus Ryan | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
has amazingly stormed her way to the top of the Snowboard. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
It's all about the ladies, with Kim Fit DVD | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
following closely behind in second. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Dirty Diarmuid has his feet firmly planted in third place | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
with Jarred The Frog following in fourth. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
And, finally, it's Slow But Terry who unfortunately did not finish. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Once upon a time, in 1986, it was the quarterfinals of the soccer ball World Cup. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
An incy wincy footballer called Madonna | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
did a hand goal, which meant England could not play soccer ball any more. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
The goalkeeper that day was the legend that is Peter Shilton. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
But being the true English hero that he is, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Peter's forgiven, he's forgotten. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
He's so over it. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
OK, maybe we shouldn't have invited him here, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
this was poorly thought out. Kids, don't do this at home. In fact, look away. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
OK, see, it's all resolved now, let's never mention it again. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
-Good luck out there today, Peter. -Thank you very much, I might need it. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Hand of God! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-Nice one, Amanda. -Please don't remind me again. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
I'm in Argentina, the home of Maradona, | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
but I'm not going to cheat, I'm going to win fairly. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
This is just awkward all round. I didn't see this coming. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
And the Honky whistle's been blown, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
Shilton's taking it slow. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
As they say, "Softly, softly, catchy Wipeouty trophy." | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Yeah, you got it. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
You can't do that to him, this man's a legend. Hold on! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
Right, new rule - from now on | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
the course can't knock a legend into the water. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Oh, that's the hand of Granny, | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
she doesn't play by the rules. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
There's the whistle, it must be half-time for Peter Shilton. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Oh, he's got loads in here. No way he'll eat them all! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Right, back to the action. Who's next? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
From one sports personality to another, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
this is Ashia Hansen the triple jumper. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
She's got an MBE and held the world record | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
for jumping the length of two double-decker buses. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
She's basically superhuman, which could be an advantage. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
If you could, give me a motivational sentence as to how well you're going to do out here today. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:06 | |
Go for it. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Not looking good. LAUGHTER | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Not good so far. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
It's not a good start. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
If it doesn't smack you in the face, it only makes you stronger! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
She's finally found her motivational voice. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Will this smack her in the face, or make her stronger? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Oh, she's not going to let anything smack her in the face. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
That's it, hang on. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
She's superhuman. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Oh, and now she's super soggy. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
She's got over 100 medals. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
They must be weighing her down, shouldn't have worn them today. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Onto Granny's House now. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Just steps over Tevez. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
The Olympian trying to throw a dummy at the door. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Oh, one of me MBEs! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Granny's a republican, that's the problem. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Now, onto the balls. Ashia can jump the length of two double-decker buses, | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
so this is just one hop, skip and... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Argh! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Oh, yes... No! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
And a plop into the water. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
She didn't do it, do it, do it. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
I'm faintly disappointed, I don't like to build it up | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
but you know... OK. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Triple jump is all about timing, you see. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
And that was bad timing. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Good hopping, though. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
# Jump, jump, jump | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
# Jump, jump, jump | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
# Jump, jump, jump... # | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Are there any expensive insurance implications here? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
So Hip Hop Hansen completes the course | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
in 3 minutes and 46 seconds. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Meet the multi-talented Andrew Stone. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Singer... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Songwriter... | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Dancer... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
Choreographer... | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Teacher, actor, DJ. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
TV personality, producer... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Andrew Stone, you are one of the busiest people alive! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
You've exhausted me saying all of that, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
I don't know where I've got the room in my life to do that kind of thing. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
I can do this, it's going to be my secret when I get around the course. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Oh, yeah... | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Look, he's made it into a magazine, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
proper celebrity star. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
There you go, look at that. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
Star Man has landed, it's time to fly or die. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
I'm the triple threat and I'm going to show you why. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Star Man! David Bowie's here. Brilliant! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
OK, he's off. Time to put his many talents to the test. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
Argh! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Oh, ho, ho! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Oh, what a scoop, Andrew Stone running away from Snowballs. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Too late, Snowballs shopped him, hit and tell. It happens. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
From the Big Brother House to Granny's House. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Will he be first out again? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Made a bit of a mess of that. Oh, dear. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Papped whilst being beaten up by an old lady, embarrassing for a celebrity. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Andrew's starting a relationship with the Big Red Balls, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
will it be up, down, on, off? Let's see. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh, it's on! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
99p... Bargain! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Oh, now it's off. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
Celebrity relationships can be so fickle. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Yet to witness any of Andrew's actual talents, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
maybe the Log Jam is more his thing. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
-Here we go. -Check you out. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Hang on... Wow! It IS his thing. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
With a time of 2 minutes 48 | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
that is a pretty hot performance. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Impressive stuff. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Yeah, man. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Yeah, baby. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
That's how it's done, man. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
Talent ahoy. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
OK, boys, it's time to welcome the rather good-looking Sophie Anderton. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
She is a model. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
That's modelling she's doing there. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
This looks funny, is that camera broken? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Just needs a good kick, it'll work in a minute. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Hit it with your shoe. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Are you fit, Sophie? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
I'm very fit, and I'm a bit of a health buff these days. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I'm hoping that having long legs and long limbs | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
is actually going to work in my favour. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
How desperately do you want to win this? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Look at my eyes, I'm desperate. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
I hope you enjoy, guys. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
And it's down the catwalk for model Sophie. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
My face, my fortune. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Oh, not the face, not the face. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
It wasn't... It was. Right in the money-maker. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Oh, that's bad. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
That's going to be expensive. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
So the fit model approaches Granny's House. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Granny's into modelling, she makes Airfix Messerschmitts. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
# I think you are really fit... | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Argh! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
# You're fit, but my gosh Don't you know it! # | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Hope those long legs are good at swimming. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Sophie and her expensive face approach the Balls. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
She'd have been better doing this in her heels. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
Yeah, that's definitely the problem. I bet she would be. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Only three more jumps to the finish. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
I can't do this. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Come on, Sophie. Oh, she's turning back. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Wait a minute, she's going for it. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
She's brave, yes! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Got her second wind. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Oh, that cabbage soup diet does that. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Oh! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Oh, my God, I can't do this. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Oh, still looking fabulous. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Yes! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Over the first piece of toast. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Come on, Sophie. Lending a touch of glamour. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Sort of... Oh, dear. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Not the fastest time, but she did it in style. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Sophie and her expensive face complete the Qualifier in 5.15. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
No, you can't have Sophie's number. She wouldn't fancy you anyway. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
Yes, I know you went out with Kate Moss, | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
but that didn't work out, did it? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Models like fine dining and fancy parties. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
You like tyre swings and eating bananas. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Frankly, you smell of monkey. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
See? Amanda's got a whiff of you. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
There's an air of je ne sais quoi in the air. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
It's not monkey, it's Emmerdale actor James Sutton's aftershave. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
Ladies do love the "Sutton" effect. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
One spray and they won't stay away. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
I'm coining that, I said it. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
You're looking good. Have you done something with your hair? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
-You're all right on the eye, boy, you! -Oh, bless you. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
-I'm very well. I'm hot, but I'm very well. -Very hot. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Fitty McFit in every way. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
I think he's put Amanda under his smell spell. It'll wear off. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
James Sutton out of Emmerdale Farm is off. Oh! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Stopping... He's off. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Will the nasty Snowballs fall for the Sutton effect? No. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Urgh! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
James is the only one doing any falling. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Now, I happen to know that Granny loves a fragrant lothario. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Oh no... Specifically, she prefers the smell of lavender and sprouts. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Amanda's still intoxicated, though. Look at the look... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Now there's a stampede of Argentine girls at the gates, | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
they must be attracted to his heady aroma. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Here we go. One... | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Two... | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
Let's call it three. The girls must have put him off. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Onto the logs now. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Come on, James! | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
Amanda's just entranced. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
She can't help herself, she'll be writing him poems next. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
Almost there... | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Second piece of toast. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
He's doing well. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
He might just make this. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
Oh! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Yes, he's done it. Not only is he annoyingly good-looking, | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
he's also fast, 2 minutes and 40 seconds. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
James The Scent Of Sutton is top of the Snowboard. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
You were really, really good! | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
-Was I? -Yes! | 0:28:37 | 0:28:38 | |
-Did I do it fast? -You made it to the third ball. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
-Did I? -You did. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Obviously there were a couple of chicks there, I told you to watch your step. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
They put me off. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:46 | |
And you did, with your elegance. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
I'm sorry, so it's all my fault, is it? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
-Shall we have a wet cuddle? -Go on, then. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
Only one celebrity still to finish. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Half-time break is over. I've eaten all the oranges | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
and Peter Shilton is on the Big Red Balls. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:02 | |
What a hero, what a sporting god. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:07 | |
Oh! | 0:29:07 | 0:29:08 | |
Still a sporting god, just a slightly damp one now. Yeah. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:13 | |
Time is ticking on, but he's not giving up | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
and that's what makes him so amazing. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
I don't care that he fell in - he came, he saw, | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
he got his revenge on Madonna. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
None of the crowd are on the pitch, but I think it is all over. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
Score! | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
It is now - six minutes, 31 seconds. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
That may not be the best time but he really gave it his all. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
I can't believe that. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
-Legend... -That is so hard. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
I think it's not knowing what's going to hit you next. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
There were a few things that hit you next | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
but you got back up again. Well done, Peter. Score, you finished. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
-Thank you very much. -Peter Shilton! | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
So, how many points will the celebrities be taking into Ski Lift? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
The fastest celeb, stealing a whopping 10 points from his rivals | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
is The Scent Of Sutton. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
He's closely followed by the too talented Andrew Stone with 9 points | 0:30:07 | 0:30:11 | |
and Nostradamus Ryan with 8. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
Kim Fit DVD has 7 points and Hip Hop Hansen has 6. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
Dirty Diarmuid, Jarred The Frog, Sophie and her expensive face | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
and Lord King Sir Peter Shilton will really have to up their game | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
if they expect to win £10,000 for their chosen charity. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:26 | |
Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Slow But Terry | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
who is out of the competition. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:30 | |
So, while Slow But Terry warms down with an apres-ski smorgasbord and aperitif, | 0:30:30 | 0:30:35 | |
it's time for the other celebrities | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
to get on the Ski Lift, which, ironically, isn't easy to get up to. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:42 | |
They really need some sort of Ski Lift lift which is like a Ski Lift | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
but it takes you up to the Ski Lift. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
Are you with me? I'm not, let's just get on with it. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
It's Celebrity Ski Lift... with or without a lift! | 0:30:52 | 0:30:56 | |
What do you get if you make nine celebrities jump over giant ski poles | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
in a blizzard whilst balancing on a tiny podium above icy water | 0:31:06 | 0:31:11 | |
with only a thin piece of rope to hold on to? | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
Well, potentially, at least three lawsuits | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
but let's gloss over that because it's time for Celebrity Ski Lift. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
Celebrities and skiing conjure up images of apres-ski, | 0:31:21 | 0:31:26 | |
hot tubs and eggnog, but not for this lot. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
It's Celebrity Ski Lift. Are you all ready? | 0:31:30 | 0:31:34 | |
3, 2, 1. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
If you've got a short-term memory like me | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
and can barely remember what you were talking... | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Whatever... Here's a reminder of today's ski lifters. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
He was the fastest on the Qualifier, it's The Scent Of Sutton. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
-I feel handsome in my helmet. -He's a hottie! | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
It's the celebrity with the bladder issues, Dirty Diarmuid. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
This is Diarmuid here, I'm world champion at falling off. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
Good luck! Then there's Nostradamus Ryan. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
Followed by legend and all-round hero, Lord King Sir Peter Shilton. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
This is so tough, I'm in the relegation zone. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:13 | |
-I need some points badly, help! -Legend! | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
Does my bum look big in this? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
I'll get in trouble for answering that, it's Kim Fit DVD. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
Trying to keep her visage out of danger, | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
it's Sophie and her expensive face. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
I'm flexible and I'm strong and winning is where I belong. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:32 | |
Andrew Stone, his talents know no limits. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
Am I supposed to shout it? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
You're still not making me motivated, it's Hip Hop Hansen. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Finally, it's Jarred The Frog. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
This train is turning into a nightmare, to be honest. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
Really tough. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
My arms are tired. I'm OK though. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Good, so everyone's happy. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
See, look at their smiley, happy faces there. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
I do not like this! | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Sophie may not find it fun, but I do. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
The blizzard has started, it's about to get very slippy. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
Activate the scary ski poles - activated. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
-There is King Peter. -Good man, Peter. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
Oh, Nostradamus Ryan has been hit, didn't see that one coming. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
Swinging wildly now. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
The invisible celebrities are doing well there! | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
Oh, just misses Jarred. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:35 | |
Here's the second pole. Oh, a double hitter. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:42 | |
-Hang on! -But he's OK. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Hip Hop Hansen, hip hopping over easy. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
They're all doing pretty well, I wish someone would fall off already. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
Oh, hang on, you wait for one celebrity to fall | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
and two plummet at once. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
Who was that? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:02 | |
I think it was Nostradamus Ryan and Jarred The Frog both went. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:06 | |
Rebecca was just too teeny weeny for this game. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Falling so early on will get her only two points for that. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
Jarred The Frog fell spectacularly next. It's not over for them yet, | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
we'll have to see how this affects their total scores. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
Lord King Sir Peter Shilton. Oops! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
Oh, referee! Give it a purple card, foul play. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:28 | |
Peter has tumbled out of the game with only three points. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
On the positive side, that's a hat-trick, isn't it? | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
That leaves Ashia, Diarmuid, Kim, James, Andrew and Sophie. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:39 | |
Scratch that, Sophie's just gone there. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
They're dropping like celebrity flies! | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
I don't think Sophie would like being compared to a fly. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
Five to go. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
A good leap from Diarmuid. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Not such a good leap from actress Kim. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:54 | |
Oh, that was horrific. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
That move will probably not make her pretend fitness DVD. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
No, that's not good for you, ouch! | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
-Back to the action. -Come on, James! | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
Amanda's still under James's spell. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:08 | |
Athlete as she is, holding on for dear life | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
and jumping like the pro she is. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
Diarmuid not quite so much, but he's still on. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Oh-oh! Took one to the vegetable patch there. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:20 | |
Clinging on like ivy now. James and Andrew over again. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:26 | |
Safely over. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:27 | |
Diarmuid. Deja vu. He is going to get hit again. Here it comes. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:37 | |
Too strong that time. Diarmuid pollarded in his prime. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:45 | |
Ashia, James and Andrew still in the game. Who will get the ten points? | 0:35:48 | 0:35:54 | |
It's not going to be the "too-talented" Andrew Stone. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
He is off. He drops like a stone. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
He did well to get down to the final three. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
He is frothing with talent. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
Who will be the last man or woman standing? | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
Hip Hop Hansen or The Scent Of Sutton? | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
Good jump, but James is still struggling. He recovers it. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:16 | |
Spoke too soon. I smell failure. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Good news for Ashia. She is last woman standing | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
and gets the maximum ten points. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
SHE WHOOPS | 0:36:27 | 0:36:28 | |
I think she's pleased. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
All I need to do is add everyone's points from the Qualifier | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
to their points from Ski Lift to find out | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
who the top-five bestest celebrities are. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
So, that plus...that. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
No. It's way too complex. Only a genius can do that. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:49 | |
I don't think I can... It's just a bit... It's hard. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:54 | |
We're going to have to stop there as those sums are impossible. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
It has been a great show. Thank you to everybody. Thank you to you. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:01 | |
To be honest... | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
Hold on a minute. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
Who did that? It must be some kind of genius. They have saved the show. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:10 | |
Was it the janitor? Do we have a janitor? What is a janitor? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
Today's celebrity top trump scoring 10 points on the Qualifier | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
and 9 on Ski Lift is The Scent Of Sutton. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
Following closely behind with 17 is the too-talented Andrew Stone. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
A spectacular performance on the Ski Lift means | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
that Hip Hop Hansen is now in third place with 16 points. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
Kim Fit DVD is in fourth with 13. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
The final celebrity to qualify for Winter Blunderland | 0:37:33 | 0:37:37 | |
is Dirty Diarmuid with 12 points. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
All of which means it is time to say au revoir to the losing celebrities. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
I am quite relieved that my time is done now | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
cos it is a lot tougher than it looks. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
I will never take the mickey out of a celebrity doing Wipeout ever again. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
Obviously finishing at the bottom is not what I'm used to. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
I was always up against it, but I managed to not be the first | 0:37:58 | 0:38:03 | |
to come off. That would've been a disaster. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
I am disappointed about being the first one knocked off. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
No-one wants to be the first one knocked off. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
It took a lot out of me, but it was so much fun. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
I'm just happy to survive. I went out there | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
thinking, I'm going to survive. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:23 | |
The one goal was, don't fall off first. I fell off second. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:28 | |
That is a victory. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
# Who's going to drive you home tonight? # | 0:38:30 | 0:38:35 | |
Round and round and round it flew - | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
that death trap made of foam and glue, as the old proverb goes. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
Probably. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:54 | |
The celebrities get spun, then try | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
and make it across a miscellany of rotating obstacles. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
Last one across gets eliminated, | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
then the remaining four do it all again. Same rules apply - | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
last one over is out, leaving today's three finalists. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
To encourage them on their way, | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Eduardo and Eduardino will be chucking giant snowballs | 0:39:10 | 0:39:14 | |
from their Alpine Lodge. Nice! | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
It's Winter Wonderland. Are you ready? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
CHEERING | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
They were born ready. Three, two, one! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
That strange homogenised blur of grimacing faces is actually | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
made up of five distinct celebrities. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
She's the pretend keep fit lady who's actually an actress - | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
Kim Fit DVD. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
He's not bi- or tri-talented, he's multi-talented. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:44 | |
He's the too-talented Andrew Stone. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
He's filthy from all the gardening he does. It's Dirty Diarmuid. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
Just a hop, skip and a jump away from the Wipeout Zone, | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
it's Hip Hop Hansen. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
And fifthly and finally, this actor smells nice, | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
it's The Scent Of Sutton. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
KLAXON | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
That distinctly underwhelming klaxon means the game is afoot | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
-and Andrew is off like a shot. -Andrew Stone, straight out of the gate. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:12 | |
First challenge is The Frosty Flipper. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
And out of nowhere, James comes and... | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
Oh, falls straight in. Oh, and Andrew's in too. Yeah, it's a swim back to the start for them. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:24 | |
Here's Ashia now. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
Hop, skip...dunk. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
Dirty Diarmuid and Kim Fit DVD's turn now. Go on, give it a go. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
-Are you going to go, Diarmuid? -It's a trick. Don't fall for it, Diarmuid. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
-Go on, Diarmuid! -I knew it, now Kim has the course all to herself. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
Here she goes. How does James keep appearing like that? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
Oh, dear! It has to be said, | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
the Frosty Flipper doesn't normally present this much of a problem. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:48 | |
Andrew fires himself at The Flipper and he's up and over. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Next stop - The Crankshaft. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
He's on. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Come on, Andrew. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
OK, so they are bunching up back at the start | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
but Andrew's opening up a healthy lead here on The Crankshaft. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
Oh, no, less healthy lead now. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
You see? Always know where the cameras are. What a pro. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
Ashia now. Over. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
James and Diarmuid over too, getting crowded now | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
but James has stolen the lead. Sneaky! | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
Can he do any better than Andrew on The Crankshaft? | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
Kim biding her time. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
Unusually the snowballs going wide today. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
-Ooh...yes! -Ro-terror-tator next. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
-Kim acting like she doesn't know what to do. -I've got no energy. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:40 | |
One more jump and you can have a banana. They're good for energy, aren't they? | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
Look, can you not spin it, please? | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
-Ha-ha! -No, we can't stop it, James. You just have to get off, and he does. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
The Scent Of Sutton is the first one through to Heat Two. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
The Too-Talented Andrew Stone now. Onto The Ro-terror-tator not far behind. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
And finally Kim has set off. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Oh, that was Dirty Diarmuid going for a dip. That'll clean him up. Andrew now. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
Oh, decides to join him! | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
His talents don't extend to mounting foam blocks, it seems. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Well, good to know what you can't do as well as what you can. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
Ashia is next to attempt The Ro-terror-tator. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
The dismount, here we go. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
Yes, she's onto The Iceberg. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Eduardino's got his eye in, direct hit, | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
but Ashia's not perturbed. Will she be joining James in Heat Two? | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
-Yes! -And yes, she's through. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
That leaves Diarmuid The Gardener, Kim The Actress | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
and Andrew... Not sure what he does. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:38 | |
Oh, that's Diarmuid in. Somehow Kim's out in front now. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
Where's Diarmuid going? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
-Diarmuid? -Diarmuid, come back. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
What am I doing? | 0:42:47 | 0:42:48 | |
Steeling herself for that final leap...and she's through. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
A superb effort, one place left and Andrew wants it. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
Ooh, no. That's a bad place to fall with only one spot left in Heat Two. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
Either Andrew or Diarmuid is about to be eliminated. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
Diarmuid's got the edge on Andrew now. Can he capitalise? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
The Ro-terror-tator is running out of diesel. Look, it's slow. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
Eduardino isn't, though. Ooh, no, Diarmuid's gone in as well. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
That was a carbon copy of Andrew's tumble. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
Has Diarmuid just handed the win to Andrew? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
Not looking good for the green-fingered Irishman. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
Good luck. You're nearly there. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
What a gent. Aw, gracious in potential defeat. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
And defeated he is. Andrew's safe. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Diarmuid is out of Winter Wipeout. Bad luck. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Diarmuid, oh, no! You were doing so well. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:43 | |
You were such the hardy perennial | 0:43:43 | 0:43:44 | |
and then you turned into a bit of a weed. What happened? | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
A floating weed! No, it was fantastic. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
Exhausting but fantastic. Very slippy up there. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
I loved every second of it. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Go get your gear off and get rested. We'll see you later, Diarmuid. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
You see, another empty space in The Winter Whizzy | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
reminds us all of what's-his-name who got eliminated. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
All eyes on this four now. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:04 | |
Only three spots are available in tonight's Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
Once again, the Too-Talented Andrew Stone bolts out in front. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
I think Kim's a bit dizzy. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
OK, back to Andrew. This is looking better. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
Yes, he's across. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:18 | |
Snowballed but taking it in his stride. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
Just one of this man's many talents. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
Now, had a spot of bother with The Crankshaft last time around. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:28 | |
Let's see if he's learned. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:29 | |
Looking strong, taking it steady into the first notch. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:33 | |
Safely makes Notch Two. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Ooh, he's across. This is looking good. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:36 | |
James and Ashia are not far behind. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
But this is a strong display from Andrew. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
Onto The Ro-terror-tator now. Just The Iceberg to go. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
Kim's struggling. Back in the water. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
It's raining snowballs now. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
Andrew onto The Iceberg already. One more jump and he's into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
Go, Ash. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:00 | |
He's done it, the Too-Talented Andrew Stone was just too talented for Winter Blunderland. Good effort. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:08 | |
That's probably Kim again. Oh, dear. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
But James is onto The Iceberg now. Ashia's not. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
But good news for Amanda's nose. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
The Scent Of Sutton is into the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
Kim seems to be struggling a bit, | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
or maybe just enjoying a nice swim depending upon how you look at it. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:24 | |
Hip Hop Hansen is so close to stealing that final place | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:28 | |
Ooh, but look at this, a late surge from Kim Fit DVD means she's almost caught up. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:33 | |
Ashia needs to pick up the pace if she wants to get into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:38 | |
Come on, Kim is catching up. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:39 | |
Leaps, and Ashia lands The Iceberg, just one more jump to go. This is exciting! | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
It's all in the timing... She's done it! | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
Ashia completes the Wipeout Zone line-up which unfortunately | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
means actress Kim Tiddy doesn't have a part to play in the final. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
-Kim, what happened? -I just needed her to fall | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
and I just got off to a bad start, didn't I? | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
-All right, my darling. Go and get rested, we'll see you later. -Thank you, bye! | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
So Kim Fit DVD and Dirty Diarmuid bite the dust. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
You see what I did there? Cos Diarmuid's a gardener | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
and sometimes you might have dust in a garden, and it... | 0:46:13 | 0:46:17 | |
Yeah, I don't think I see what I did. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
Dust aside, what a thrilling celebrity final this is going to be. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
We've got athlete versus actor versus...um, him. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:29 | |
Hey, you've either got it or you haven't, haven't you? | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
-BLOWS RASPBERRY -Winter Wipeout, | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
compared to the Olympics, Winter Wipeout wins, hands down. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
I have got a cold... HE COUGHS DRAMATICALLY | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
Wherever the opportunity comes, I will try and hop, skip and jump across it, yeah! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:51 | |
Why not? | 0:46:52 | 0:46:53 | |
She's already done her bit, hasn't she? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
She's proven to her country she's Number One. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
She's fast, she's got a lot of energy, she's got good balance. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
-She's an Olympian, for crying out loud. -SHE SCREAMS | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
I spend most of my time sat in my pants playing computer games. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:06 | |
-I'm sure she runs six miles before breakfast. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:47:06 | 0:47:10 | |
Everyone knows how supple I am. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
I'm short but I can get my leg over, so that's leverage, you know? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
He's a fit guy, don't get me wrong. He's very bendy, but bendy doesn't really help. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:20 | |
If he gets it right, then me and James are both in trouble. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
If he wins, he'll be up there pirouetting | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
and putting his head behind his... licking his big toe. I can't have that. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
HE SOBS DRAMATICALLY | 0:47:29 | 0:47:30 | |
-SHE LAUGHS HEARTILY -I'm not messing about any more. I can't have Andrew win. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:36 | |
Smug little idiot, isn't he? Looks like I'll have to slap his face when I get on that course. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
He's like a rabbit, he just scurries along. He's really, really fast. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
-So he'd be the one to beat. -I can't believe she compared me to a rabbit. There are better... | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
Like a panther or a puma. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
Good luck to James, he'll need it! | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
I'll just have to raise my game and just go for it. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
Never mind if I'm absolutely shattered! | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
I'll be using every bit of my never-give-up-until-you-win attitude tonight. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:03 | |
We're all winners, we're all winners. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
We're not all winners, are we? Some of us, obviously, you know. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:10 | |
Da-da-dah! It's the Celebrity Wipeout Zone and Ashia is the first to go. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:27 | |
It's the triple jumper preparing for flight. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
This is a shout out. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
I like it - brief. That's good. She's concentrating, focused even. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:37 | |
Here we go. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:38 | |
The last time she flew this far, she broke a world record. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
Come on, Ashia. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
Her daughters, Lola and Maya, will be watching at home cheering her on. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:58 | |
"Yay, Mum's got to the final!" Come on now. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Struggling to get on The Pole. Losing confidence, that's never good. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
Come on, Ash! | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
Steady climb for a long-jumper. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
Trying to work out the best way to get on The Icy Stairs. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:20 | |
Here's a tip - there isn't one. And off they go. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
Ooh, a cautious approach | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
but it could be quicker than making lots of mistakes. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
You can do it! | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
Go on, Ashia! | 0:49:39 | 0:49:40 | |
Makes the top step. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
Difficult Descent now for Ashia and that clock just keeps on ticking. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
Oh, come on, Ash. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:52 | |
Oooh, well recovered! | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
Careful! Those long legs should carry her across. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:03 | |
Ooh, not far to go now. Final step. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
Good work. Onto The Ice Picks without a single fall. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
Triple-threat for the triple-jumper. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Ooh, it's close. Oh, superb effort. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:21 | |
Time to show off those jumping skills now on The Fright-cicles. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:24 | |
After a cautious start, this is still a pretty good time. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:34 | |
Remember, this is the time James and Andrew will have to beat. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:37 | |
It's easy to get stuck in the middle here. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
-Come on, Ashia. -She moves and she's out of there. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
Approaching the three-minute mark | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
as she makes her way to The Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:51 | |
These are notoriously difficult. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:52 | |
Impossible even, some might say... I'd say impossible, yeah. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:55 | |
The crowd on their feet... cos the chairs are wet. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:01 | |
Jumps...and falls! But that's the only time she's fallen in. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
That could prove vital. She could still bag a very good time here. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:09 | |
Long and painful climb to the finish button | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
but she is determined to do it. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
Almost there. This has got to be hurting now. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
Come on, hit the button... Yes! | 0:51:19 | 0:51:20 | |
3 minutes 40 seconds, how sweet's that? The crowd love her. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:24 | |
-Ashia, how are you feeling? -Um...not too bad. But it was tough. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:29 | |
You were one tough chick. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
You have just hopped, skipped and jumped your way in a time | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
-of 3 minutes 40 seconds. -Really? | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
-Oh, wow! Fantastic. -Brilliant. -Thank you. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:41 | |
Yours is the time to beat, but James is up next. Well done. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
That was absolutely brilliant. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Preparing to go next, it's the best-smelling contestant ever, The Scent Of Sutton. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:51 | |
This isn't fun any more, I am really, really scared. Genuinely. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
I don't blame you because this is about to happen. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
RICHARD LAUGHS | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Yeah, he's in, and so it begins. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
Amazing! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
James is quickly out of the water. And who can blame him? It's cold. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:20 | |
Shoots up The North Pole. That's more like it. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Icy Stairs next. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:26 | |
I don't know how people stay on those. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
However James is doing just that. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:34 | |
He's staying on and making very good time as well. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
This course was made for James. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
Difficult Descent now. She loves him. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
Oh, no! That's a long fall. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
Looks quite good fun. I think he'd be good in action movies. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:53 | |
Sliding across car bonnets and that sort of thing. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
Right, he's got to get back up that ladder. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
He's barely even a minute into his run, this is looking good. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
How will James deal with these Ice Picks? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
Oh, he's just going to go for it. Not a bad idea, but...oh, no! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
He was doing so well but that final ice pick | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
just nudged him off-balance. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
Sending him into the freezing water rather than onto The Fright-cicles. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
Ooh. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
That's a long swim and a ladder climb, he's onto The Snowflakes now. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
Come on, James! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
Unfortunately I feel Ashia may have lost this one. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
James is just too fast. Onto The Impossible Snowflakes... | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
He's down! This is a super-hard obstacle. James is a fast swimmer, | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
I can't see that denting his time too badly. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
He could still do this. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:43 | |
Just this final climb to go. And... | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
Yes! Oh, wait... | 0:53:49 | 0:53:50 | |
Oh, he tried to press the button too early and that almost cost him. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:53 | |
Just needs to haul himself up. No strength left. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
Come on, this is painful to watch! Nearly there. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
He's done it. 2 minutes 28, that is an excellent time. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:03 | |
I think James is spent. Hardly surprising. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
-You people are sadists! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
James, you have been on fire all day. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:14 | |
But Ashia was equally brilliant here tonight. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
You're still smoking hot, James, cos your time was faster than Ashia. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:23 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, my darling, but well done. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:26 | |
-Mwah! -Go and join the others for me, would you? All right. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
You know what this means, James. Oh, yeah! | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
Means I'm still in the game. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
You certainly are. But Andrew is up next. Let's watch. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
Will Andrew be adding Winter Wipeout Champion to his bulging CV? | 0:54:39 | 0:54:43 | |
-Time to find out. -This one's for Terry Christian. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
Andrew Stone didn't came 4th... Argh! | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
Sorry, itchy trigger finger. Oh, well. He's off. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
He's definitely off. There he goes. Yeah, sorry. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
-Ha-ha-ha-ha! -He belly-flopped it. -Andrew sets off. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:05 | |
As a dancer he should be light on his feet | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
just as long as his feet aren't taken out from under him. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
Onto The North Pole then. Having similar difficulties to Ashia, | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
it seems it's hard to get that initial footing. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
-He's very limber. I've seen the man warming up. -He's a limber boy. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
That's more like it, he's limbered up now. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:24 | |
-Come on! -Mind you, he does already seem to be tired | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
and there's still a long way to go. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
Onto the first one. Look at the angle of those Icy Stairs. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:32 | |
He's doing well just to hold on. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
Makes the leap to the second set. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
Ooh, he's not quite got a grip... Oh, bad timing! Unlucky. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:43 | |
The Icy Stairs jerked up as he jumped for them | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
and then they just shook him off. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Unfortunately because Andrew didn't reach the top he's got to go back and do The Pole again. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
Them's the rules, I didn't write them. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
Got to be a daunting prospect, facing these again. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
-Come on, Andrew. -You can do it. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
He's going to fall off again! | 0:56:03 | 0:56:04 | |
Just needs to get to the summit, | 0:56:09 | 0:56:10 | |
then even if he falls he can swim to the next obstacle. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
That's it, he's safe. It's a tricky climb down now, the descent is harder. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
-Oooh, that's not good! -He's going to get caught in the mechanics. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:22 | |
No, he's on. Nearly there, last step... Oh-ho! | 0:56:22 | 0:56:27 | |
Chosen to do that one in the style of a seal, that's nice. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
-Oh! -Still, he's done it. Ice Picks. Flies across them. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:35 | |
-James's time was 2.28. -Now, that was balance. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
Remember Andrew doesn't know that, | 0:56:38 | 0:56:40 | |
he's just out there doing the best he can. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
That has just ticked by. Onto the Fright-cicles | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
and... Oh, that's not meant to happen. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
He may be lithe, but he's having all kinds of problems out there. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
Ashia's time was 3.40 and I can't see him beating that either now. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
But this man is a trooper if nothing else. | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
He's ploughing his way through the pain barrier. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
One final obstacle to go. Cheeky thumbs-up there. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:05 | |
Here come The Snowflakes. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:08 | |
This bit's really easy! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
Yeah, some positive encouragement from Jarred, the liar. He's on. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
He's rotating. He's slipped and he's still on! | 0:57:13 | 0:57:17 | |
He's missed his chance... Probably the best option. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
An arduous swim to the button | 0:57:19 | 0:57:21 | |
and this tortuous journey will be over for Andrew. Up the ladder. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:24 | |
Come on, Andrew! | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
And there it is. The boy's done so well. The clock stops | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
on 4.19. You've got to hand it to him, he doesn't give up, does he? | 0:57:33 | 0:57:36 | |
Andrew. Listen, Andrew, you've got yourself into positions today | 0:57:36 | 0:57:42 | |
that I actually didn't even know existed. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
Honestly, your flexibility, Andrew... | 0:57:46 | 0:57:50 | |
unfortunately has not paid off because James, | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
you are the Winter Wipeout Celebrity Champion! | 0:57:53 | 0:57:55 | |
So, James Sutton, actor, fragrance | 0:57:57 | 0:57:59 | |
and now Celebrity Winter Wipeout Champion wins £10,000 | 0:57:59 | 0:58:03 | |
for the Once Upon A Smile charity for underprivileged children. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:07 | |
And unfortunately, | 0:58:07 | 0:58:08 | |
that brings the curtain down on another celebrity special. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
All that's left for me to do is say goodbye from Amanda | 0:58:11 | 0:58:13 | |
and literally bring down the curtain. Goodbye. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
Right, you guys can go. This is going to take me ages. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
That'll teach me to bring in my own soft furnishings from home | 0:58:20 | 0:58:23 | |
just cos nobody else will. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
Anyone got a ladder? | 0:58:25 | 0:58:26 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 |