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The time has come to unlock the eternal mystery | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
of where celebrities go to in the winter. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Some retreat to the warmth and relative safety of panto. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:13 | |
Some head to the Caribbean for some winter sun. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
But what of the others? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
Finally, that mystery is solved. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Because these ten celebrities have migrated to Argentina | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
in order to pit themselves against the foam, rubber and snow | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
of the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Only one can become Winter Wipeout Celebrity Champion | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
and win £10,000 for the charity of their choice. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Let the Celebrity Winter Wipeouting commence. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Welcome to this Winter Wipeout celebrity special. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Being a celebrity does have its perks. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
You get to meet other famous people, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
plus, if you say a brand name on telly, the company, without fail, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
will send you crates of free stuff. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
A piece of cake! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
See what I mean. I don't even want cake! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Here's what today's celebs will face. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The Qualifier - 15 minutes of fame. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Ski Lift - 15 minutes of pain. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Winter Blunderland - 15 minutes of shame. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
And the Wipeout Zone - 15 minutes of insurance claim. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
I think before the competition gets started, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
I am going to polish off this cake. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
No, polish?! I couldn't give a monkeys about polish! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Oh, I'll have to be careful what I say. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
So, the course is set. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
The free stuff's rolling in for me. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
The big question is, which celebrities are going to be | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
gracing the big red Argentine carpet today? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
I don't want any red carpet, by the way. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Laser sword? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Today's famous competitors are... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
TV vocal coach, Zoe Tyler. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Sound of music star, Connie Fisher. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Olympian and gold medal winner, Derek Redmond. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Olympian and no medal winner, Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Non-Olympian, but newsreader, Ellie Crisell. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
TV presenter, Laura Hamilton. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Model and tabloid favourite, Nicola T, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
presumably she's married to Mr T. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
And, there's Weatherfield's finest, Steve Arnold. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
East 17 pop legend, Tony Mortimer. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
And, in the back seat, of the never-ending limo, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
it's comedian, Charlie Baker. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
So, in summary, the crown jewels of the UK entertainment industry | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
are all taking part today. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
As this is a special show, there are special terms and conditions. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Quite a lot! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I'll paraphrase. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Everyone does The Qualifier, blah, blah, blah. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Everyone does the Ski Lift, blah, blah, blah. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
Points are awarded for each place, blah. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Massage... Hot tub... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Dressing gowns. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Points added up after both rounds. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Top five go through to Winter Blunderland. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Right! Over to Amanda at the top of the course. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
What, they get dressing gowns? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Why don't I get one? Do they have their names on? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
SINGS SCALES OUT OF TUNE | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Yep, voice of an angel... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
How is the old voice action, Mrs Voice Coach, Zoe Tyler? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
I've heard better. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
TUNEFUL SINGING | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I'll take it back. That's the voice of an angel. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
SHE COUGHS | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
My son said to me that I can't let him down. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
So, when you're out there, that's all you're going to be thinking of, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
of not being an embarrassing mum, yeah? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Apparently this is the only cool thing I've ever done. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
FANFARE PLAYS | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Oh, no, you're being hard on yourself, surely that's cool. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
That, not so much. I'm not even sure what that is. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
I'm doing this for you, son! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm sure Zoe's son, Jake, is enjoying this more than his mum. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Still, let's get on with it. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Zoe's off towards today's first obstacle. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
The winter fun starts with some Nasty Snowballs - | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
giant, rotating snowballs and a frosty plank. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Ow, I'm glad it's not for me. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Zoe's going for it. Nice, oh, then a nasty plank to the face. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Strong arms from Zoe. A stumble. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
At least she's not in the freezing water. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Second set. And... Jump! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Jump! Oh! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, oh, oh, oh... Ouch! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Nice! Zoe won't enjoy seeing this again. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Son Jake will probably be watching it quite a lot. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
LAUGHS | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
It gets better. That will have hurt. Let's not laugh. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Right, just about got her breath back. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-Aah! -Yes, there it is. -Ah! -Ah! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Nice vocal skills from the vocal coach. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Next, it's Granny's House. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
# Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age... # | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
There's no welcome mat for celebrities at Granny's House. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Her dog doesn't like them, either. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Zoe's got her eyes on the pie. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Oh, yes... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
-Oh, no, booby trap from behind. -Oh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Urgh! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Nice to hear her vocal range is still intact. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Her bottom a bit sore, though. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
But, you know, what do you expect? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Now, Zoe, beware of the dog. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
We're waiting for Tevez to retreat. Nice. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Just time it... Good work. Just the door to get past. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Or, not! You could play it that way. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, Zoe! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
-Oh! -Yeah... | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Zoe's fiance described her as being bossy. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Well, I think, Granny just outbossed her. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Next, it's the bossiest of them all. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
It's the Big Red Balls. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
These things are so famous, they have their own Winnebagos. One each! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
Eh! I don't get a Winnebago. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Here she goes. Do it for Jake, Zoe. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Show him, and all of his schoolmates, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
how to do it. How to get a... | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, no, no... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
How to do that, nice demo. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
I certainly think that's cool. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
I'd go so far as to say it's "amazeballs". | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh, that's not going to catch on, is it? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Having survived the Big Red Balls, can Zoe finish on a high note? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
Oh, yes... Come on. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
I can't fall in any more. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
That's the right attitude, Zoe. But I do know what's next. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Welcome to the Log Jam, two massive logs, one massive jamming session. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
It takes more than just rhythm to stay on. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
I've no idea what it does take, but here we go. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Zoe's going for the first log, good work. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Sporty Zoe was once the Northern Cabaret circuit bowling champion. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Apparently. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
She was built for this. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
No, no! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Oh, Zoe! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Could have made better use of her Northern Circuit bowling skills. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Possibly. I don't know. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Come on, vocal Zoe, as fast as you can. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Remember, quickest qualifier gets ten points here. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Yes, you've nearly made it. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Clear your throat and give us a celebratory song. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Here we go... | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
SHE PANTS | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
No? Oh, OK, then. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
That was vile! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Oh! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
I know that you were doing this for Jakey. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
He's watching right now. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
What do you think he's thinking of Mummy's performance? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
ZOE LAUGHS | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
I think he'll say, "Stay where you are Mum. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
"Don't ever come home!" | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Who's next? It's Charlie Baker. He's a comedian. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
He's an entertainer. He's a very talented dancer(?) | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
OK... If you want to do that, do it, Charlie. You've done it now. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
I'm going to give this 74%. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Ambitious. Go for it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
You're a pretty mean little tap dancer. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I know I'm built for it, is the thing. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
I'm a professional assault course runner and dancer. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
I think it's the physique you're born with and it tells you what to do. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
He's very prancy, isn't he? Look at that. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
-Charlie says... -I'm massively out of my depth. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
And, that's why we've given you a life jacket. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
OK, he's off, giving it his full 74%. Here he goes. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Ooh, cautious... Yes. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-Oh! -Ah! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Classic combo there. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Face plant and scorpion kick at the end. Neat! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Nice combo move. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
OK, up to the second set of snowballs now. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Oh, on his feet. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
A bit of a comedy wobble, doing that on purpose. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Oh, and some more. Good work! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Ow! Having a laugh with the snowball now. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
Oh. Oh! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
And, what a fall, perfectly timed. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
# Well that's entertainment... # | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
He's doing this for us, for you, for me | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
and possibly his agent, I don't know. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Apparently Charlie's done comedy gigs | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
as far afield as Kazakhstan(?) | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
It's not hard to look this good. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
I should imagine that audience will have been more welcoming | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
than Granny is about to be. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
The only thing that Granny finds funny is, er... | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
You've guessed it. People getting hurt. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Charlie's fancy footwork helped him to win | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Let's Dance for Comic Relief. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Time to dance across those Big Red Balls now. Here we go! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
This is going to be magnificent. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Yes. Yes! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
What a bounce! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
LAUGHING POLICEMAN SINGS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Yeah, and he's still laughing. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
If that wasn't enough for you at home, let's look at the replay. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Let's just enjoy it. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Oh, majestic! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Charlie Baker to the Log Jam. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
He is looking a bit tired, isn't he? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
But he's still smiling, yeah... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I can feel a dive coming on. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Setting the standard. Here we go. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
To the first log. Oh! This is great. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
And, there is Charlie, on the first log. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
He's on the move now. Not entirely of his own volition! | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Just got to get to his feet. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh... Oh! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
That's it, Charlie. OK, jump. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Mind the windmill when you do it. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
OK, now, jump! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Jump! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Yes! Yeah... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Hold on. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
This advice is helping. No, there's nothing to hold on to. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-That's the problem, there's no handles. -Argh! -Oh... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
That was cruel. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
No, that was Winter Wipeout. That's what it's like. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Charlie finishes in a pretty good four minutes and 40 seconds. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
If he'd given it an extra 26%, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-who knows how well he might have done? -Oh... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Now on Winter Wipeout, contestants sometimes go head-to-head. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
You know, like husband versus wife, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
or a policeman versus another policeman | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
or cat versus dog. Have we done that? No? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
Make a note, then. Cat versus... Ah, I've forgotten. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
For the first time ever, I'm allowed to pick a pair of contestants randomly myself. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
Here we go. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Wow! Legendary running hero, Derek Redmond | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
is going to be running against... | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
..Nicola T, model and reality TV personality. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
It's hardly a fair contest, is it? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Nothing I can do now, | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
apart from, anyone fancy a gentleman's wager? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
A packet of custard creams says Redmond wins. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
And here he is! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Former record-holding athlete sprinter man. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Yeah, look at the guns. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Come on, Wipeout, I'm ready for you. Come on. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Yeah, nice one, Del Boy, my biscuits are safe with you. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
And here's model Nicola T, not a former record holder. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
This is going to be so one-sided. Yeah! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
-How are we doing on the fearless front, Nicola? -I'm really, really scared, to be honest. Yeah. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:46 | |
-I don't actually know why I'm here. -Are you scared of anything in particular? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Really scared of heights. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
I don't really like getting my face in the water. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Let's keep yourself out of the water. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Good luck out there and don't be too scared. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-Thank you very much. -Boo! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Oh... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Well... | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
SHE PRETENDS TO SCREAM | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
What Nicola lacks in gold medals, she makes up for in flappy hands. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, they're angry. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
You can't hide behind that tree for ever. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Let's go. Let's go! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Take 'em on. Yes, here goes. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Argh! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Yeah, that is wet hair. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
SHE COUGHS | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
And, possibly, a broken nail, too. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Now, time for Del Boy Redmond. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
I still hold the world record for fastest egg-and-spoon race, in my pyjamas at primary school. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:40 | |
-What kind of stuff have you won? -Erm... Not a lot. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
British, European and Commonwealth championships. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
I don't know about that. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
You know what, this I have to see, actually. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Do my a favour, go down onto the starting blocks, Derek. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
OK, I am going to fire my imaginary starting pistol. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Are you ready? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Bang! Go! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-You didn't say, "Get set." -Oh, right. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Ready, get set... Bang! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
KLAXON SOUNDS | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
That is the sound of the starter's claxon. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
No flappy hands from Del Boy Redmond | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
but then this man is a former British record holder. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Yes, nice manoeuvre. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
This is the real deal. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
RICHARD LAUGHS | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
Oh, not ready, or something. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
He will not be happy about that. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, for a bloke of his size, he got thrown some distance. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Not to worry, though. I'm sure he'll make up some golden time now. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
My biscuits are riding on this. Yes! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Oh! Hang on. What happened? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
He only just stood up. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Maybe standing up is not Del Boy's thing. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Much prefers swimming at a leisurely pace... In the wrong direction! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Man, come on! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Stairs over here, Derek. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
OK, get stuck in the pontoons, instead. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Oh, for crying out loud! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
There's Nicola. She's out of the water and is not | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
intimated by the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
RICHARD LAUGHS | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I shouldn't have said that. She must have seen it! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
That's the Winter Wipeout spirit. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
OK. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Where are you going? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Again, this is the wrong way. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Celebrities usually have people to read maps for them. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
You're going to Granny's House. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Yeah, there's lots for Nicola to flap her hands at there, believe me. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Like that gourmet pie, for instance. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Argh! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Oh! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
OK, Del Boy Redmond now. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
This is the bit where he pulls away from Nicola T. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Yes! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
No! Not that actual bit. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
What's happened to the sporting legend? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
The world-beating sprint legend approaches the Balls. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
This is where Del Boy will prove, once and for all, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
he is superior to us mere mortals | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
and win me more biscuits. Here we go. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Get in sight, get in sight. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
We're ready. Yes! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Oh! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
No! Oh! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Yeah, this isn't as one-sided as I had anticipated. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
I am actually getting genuinely worried about my custard creams now. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Let's get ready for the sprint finish. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
This is actually where he can excel. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Time for Derek to put some distance between himself and Nicola T. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
-He's on the first log. -Think World Championships. -I am. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
This man ran 400 metres in 44.5 seconds. Derek jumps! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
And Derek falls into the water immediately. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
-Oh, I can't bear it! Is it over yet? -No, not quite. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
Derek finishes the celebrity Qualifier | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
in a non-record-breaking 4:28. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Are you all right? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Still, I wagered that he'd beat Nicola, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
and there she is on the logs. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Minimal hand flappage. Actually, not far behind Derek's time, either. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
So this is... she is perched there. Right, here we go. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
Yes. Oh, onto the second log. Derek fell off about there. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
Surely she can't finish. I wasn't expecting this. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
This is all just not... Oh, hang on. What? I don't know what to say. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
I can't believe I risked everything. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
4:28, the model has matched the athlete. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Treat them like they're your own. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
The next celebrity to warmly embrace the freezing Qualifier | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
is West End musical star Connie Fisher. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Known for playing Maria in The Sound Of Music. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
She's so poised and elegant. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
Now, all that singing and dancing and throwing yourself around stage, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
how is that going to help you out there on the Qualifier, Connie? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
I think you've got to have stamina to go on stage, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
and you have to have fierce competitive drive, which I've got. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
And I have eaten a lot of sugar today, so I am getting down on it. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
# Get down on it! # | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Wow! That's some sugar rush. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
I've had that happen. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
# Get down on it! # Woo! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
You know what follows a sugar rush? Yeah. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
More sugar rush, apparently. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
This is endless. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
# Don't cry for me, Argentina. # The truth is... # | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
I will beat those Red Balls! Whooo! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Right, Connie is off. I wonder if the Nasty Snowballs will become | 0:17:22 | 0:17:27 | |
one of Connie's favourite things. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Oh, no. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Oh, DOE! Oh DEER! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
# A female deer # Ray, a drop of golden sun... # | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
Her little singer's face smashed to bits. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Connie's back up for the second set, and looking, if I'm honest, wobbly. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
That sugar rush is probably wearing off. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
No, she's making a run for it all the same, and clears it. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Oh, theatrical fall. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Now, everyone knows that grannies love The Sound Of Music, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
so Connie will be absolutely fine here. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
See? Wet, but fine. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
She's hit another bum note! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
# Informer, you know say Daddy snow me, I'm gonna blame A licky boom-boom down... # | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
Right, the Welsh warbler's about to face her nemesis. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
They hate celebrities, they hate musicals and they hate the Welsh. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
They are the Big Red Balls. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
She's sugar-fuelled, but can she hit the high note? Can Connie fly? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Argh! Arrrgh! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Fisher's gone fishing. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
OK, final obstacle for Sugar Sweet Connie. And that is the Log Jam. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Not that jam's involved, so please don't lick it. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
There's no sugar, just balance. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
One small step for Connie, one giant leap for... Still for Connie! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Just one more of those and she'll have... yes! Oh. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Ooh... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Connie possibly not appearing on stage for a while after that. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:58 | |
The hills are alive, and thank goodness, | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
so is Connie after that enormous smash. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
Nevertheless, look at that. 3:36. Yes! Hang on, what's she doing? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
Oh, look. It's a tiny handstand. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Wipeout! Oh! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Time for a snowboard. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Sugar Sweet Connie climbs straight to the top in first place, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
with Vocal Zoe tuning in in second. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Del Boy Redmond and Flappy Nics are sitting in joint third. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
While 74% Charlie lingers last. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
This could all change with five more celebrities to go. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
And next is one of Britain's greatest singers ever. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Yes, it's Tony Mortimer out of East 17. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
# Baby, if you've got to go away... # | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-Oh. -# I don't think I can take the pain... # | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
..I am about to get on this...course. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Well, not only was Tony a huge heartthrob in the '90s, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
he is also a martial arts expert. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Yeah. Is that it? OK. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Hai-taa! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Oh, I pulled something. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-Yeah, and again. -What do you want me to do? -Not that. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Martial arts and Winter Wipeout. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
It literally is like a match made in heaven. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
It's hand-in-hand, and now I can see why | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
I've been doing all this training, and it's all going to pay off. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
-This is going to get ugly. -Yeah, that's not good. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
OK, Tony's off. Here we go. Wow! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Amazing! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Roly-poly! That is how to beat the Snowballs in style. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Somebody's actually done something cool on this show. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
That's never happened. Tony's back on his feet. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Surely he can't do the same thing again? This is... Oh! Oh... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Did you see that?! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
This man has pure roly-poly talent. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
I'm going to enjoy this. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Roly-Poly Tony to Granny's House. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Tony won an Ivor Novello award in 1995. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I don't know, for his kung fu moves? Maybe. I'm not sure. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Woo-ha! Waa! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Amanda's in the zone. Tony's in a different zone. The wet zone. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
-Oh. That was disappointing. -I disagree. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
That was action-packed entertainment. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
# Everybody in the house of love... # | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Can Tony deliver some more action here? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
You've got a black belt, for goodness' sake! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
I've got three - faux leather. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
They were on offer at the pound shop. Brass buckle and all. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Oh, priceless! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Yeah, Roly-Poly Tony's throwing himself at the Qualifier, | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
and this is excellent. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Now, a real chance for an action spectacular here. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Could this be a blockbuster? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Oh! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
No, more of a flop. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
Come on, Tone. Do it for Walthamstow. Yes. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
Final obstacle now, Log Jam. Firmly in the songwriter's sights. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
Onto the first log. This is good. Yes! Not so good. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
Maybe he was trying to pull off another roly-poly move, and it didn't work. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
Wait, check out those '90s dance moves. Look at that. Oh. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Oh, his legs sort of gave way. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Tony was ready for action, but he forgot to tell his legs. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Left 'em behind. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
Nonetheless, Roly-Poly Tony reaches the finish in 3:12. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
I think he deserves a rest. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# Who's that lady? # | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Who IS that lady? I'll tell you exactly who that lady is. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
It's BBC London newsreader Ellie Crisell. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
Ellie, what on EARTH are you doing here?! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
When you're reading the news, you're behind your desk, you have your papers. It's quite straight. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
Sometimes you want to chuck your script in the air, and go nuts. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-Don't overdo it, please. -Come on, yes! Come on, bring it on. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I'm up for it. I'm pumped. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
OK, now's her chance to really go nuts with some Snowballs. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Here we go. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Yes... Oh... Ah, not a great start. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
That's not becoming of a lady newsreader lady person. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
I'm sure her BBC bosses will see the funny side. Possibly. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Back up for the second set. Come on, Ellie. Bring out that inner demon. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-You can do this. Go wild! -Come on, Ellie! That's it! Good girl! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
That's it, Ellie, face those Snowballs head-on. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Oh! OK, maybe not. Anyone else tough enough to tackle the Snowballs? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:22 | |
Well, as luck would have it, here's Laura Hamilton, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
daredevil TV presenter. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
It does say daredevil here. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-Are you scared? -Yeah, I am absolutely terrified. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
-And I just hope I don't hurt myself. -Hurt yourself? Don't be ridiculous. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
No-one has ever hurt themselves on Winter Wipeout. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Not that I know about. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
My belief in Laura's ability to conquer the Snowballs | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
is fading a bit. But here we go. Good approach. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
This is looking good. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh, ow! Takes a smack, but stays on. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
-Look at that! -Determined. | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
Second set now. Just assessing her options. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Come on, Laura, you can do this. Come on, you can do this. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:08 | |
You can do this. She can't do this. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
Oh, no. Snowballed in the stomach. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Laura's currently hosting A Place In The Sun. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Right now, she's found a nice place in the water. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Right, time for a Big Ball bulletin. Quite a scoop for Ellie. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh, she's walking with a purpose. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Yes, and she means business. Just remember not to step on the... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Oh, no, you stepped on it. Oh, what a nelly. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Will Laura fare any better? Just mind the red bit at the end. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
That bit. Yep. Nope! Almost identical fall to Ellie. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
Is that supposed to do that? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Waaaah! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Identical apart from I think she's a lot louder. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
But can Louder Laura make light work of the Log Jam? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
It's the last obstacle, and her time is looking pretty good, actually. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Here we go. Safely and, more importantly, quietly onto log one. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Taking the bumps in her stride. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Here we go. Yes! That's gone and done it. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Nelly Ellie, the newsreader from Newsround. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
For her, the clock hasn't been so kind. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Oh, but this is promising. Two more jumps, and she is home and... wet. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Yes, come on, Ellie. Finish this. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
All right, a few more running repairs. High-octane stuff here. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
Yes, that's it. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
She needs to fix her hair before she goes any further. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Fly, Ellie! Fly! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Ooh! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Ow! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh. Yes, that's the least padded corner, that bit. Oh. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Ellie the Nelly hauls herself across the finish line | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
in a little under five minutes. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
That was a mammoth effort, and quite a bruise, I imagine. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
But Louder Laura is proud to make the finish. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Have you got a little scream left for us? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
-Yeah! -Hmm. Great(!) | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Today's penultimate celebrity is Steven Arnold, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
known as Ashley from Coronation Street, who sounded like Alvin from the Chipmunks. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-SQUEAKY: -What did you say, sorry? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
I don't remember it being that high. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Now, let's talk transferable skills, shall we? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Cobbles of Corrie, balls of Wipeout. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
I've got to go for the balls of Wipeout. I will just go for it, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
get my head down and just try to get going as well as I can. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-I'm looking forward to it. -Does he really sound like that? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
-Wish me luck! I'm going to need it! -Good luck, Steven. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
And Steven is away and flying. Watch out for the Snowballs. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Oh, ow! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Hang on, Steven! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
He is. What a recovery. Is he? Yes! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Oh, he's Rover Returned. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
And a nasty plank in front of him, proving a bit of a hindrance. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
Argh! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Oh, but he pushes past that as well. Another snowball ahead of him. Ow! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:15 | |
Another... Oh! Ow. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
He's up. Down again. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
He's up again. He's over! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
-Yes! -Wow. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
Steven's mum and dad laughed | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
when he said he was coming on Winter Wipeout. I can't imagine why. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
To be fair, they are probably still laughing now. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
He's insured, though, don't worry. Is he? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Steven also says he's not a fan of heights. Or of picking up dog mess. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
No dog mess ahead of him there from Tevez. Just door mess. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
Steven and the Chipmunks steps onto the travelator, | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
and here come the Balls. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Here we go. Missed the red thing? Did. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
One, two... none. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
MUTTLEY SNIGGER | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
The squeaky man went splash. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
Steven is on for one of the day's quicker times at this rate, though. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:20 | |
Just the Log Jam to go. He's just got to wait for the logs to line up | 0:28:20 | 0:28:24 | |
before he jumps to the second. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
Minding the Windmill in between, of course. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
Oh, they can be so cruel, those logs. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
All of a sudden, the ground was gone! | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
But Steven and the Chipmunks is climbing to the final podium now, | 0:28:38 | 0:28:42 | |
and finishes in 3:02, the fastest of the day. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
He certainly finished on a high note. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
You're so fit! | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Honestly. Struggling to believe it at the minute. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
What a performance from Steven. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
And what a comeback after that tricky little tram incident in Weatherfield. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
It obviously wasn't as bad as we first thought. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
Now, time for the final celebrity contestant. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
I've got my fingers and toes crossed for someone really great. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:08 | |
Someone who's flown the flag for Great Britain. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
Somebody who's won medals for the nation. A man's man. A winner. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:15 | |
And it is... | 0:29:15 | 0:29:16 | |
Eddie the Eagle Edwards. Um... OK, I'll go with it. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
I mean, I suppose he does kind of embody | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
the spirit of the British underdog. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
And that's good, isn't it? | 0:29:25 | 0:29:26 | |
Eddie, you're not exactly the young whippersnapper you were when you competed, are you? | 0:29:30 | 0:29:34 | |
No, I'm getting old. I'm a bald eagle now, really. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:38 | |
Age is against me. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:39 | |
Rargh! | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
But we're all for you. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:42 | |
Actually, I just don't want to come last. Again. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
Positive attitude, Eddie. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:46 | |
I'm Eddie the Eagle, and I feel epic! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Epic's good. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:50 | |
Yes, he's off. I'm looking forward to this. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
Down the ski ramp. No giant skis this time for Eddie. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
Just pure determination for a Winter Wipeout medal. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
Past the first snowman! Whoa! | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
And about to get past the second set, too. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
-That's worth a medal, surely? Come on. -The Eagle is landing! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
Can Granny halt the run of my new favourite sports hero of all time ever? | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
No, she can't. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:14 | |
-Oh, yes, she can. -Oh, no! -Leave him alone, Granny. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
He's my new hero. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Come on, we all love him. Well, we did. Still do. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
Back on his feet and looking pretty quick. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
Past Tevez. And the door. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
-That's it! -Oh, this is glorious. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
Eddie the Eagle was Britain's first ever Olympic ski jumper | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
in the '88 Winter Olympics. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
So he should be perfect to jump over these. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
This is going to be the ski jump of his life. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
Yeah! Get ready for takeoff. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Oh, wow, yes! Ooh... | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
Well, come on. Check out that air dive. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
Went for a jump with a unique 360 degree tumble instead. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
I don't know if it was intentional, but it was definitely epic. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
Look at this time, amazing. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
And Eddie has hardly broken into a sweat. I don't think. He's just wet. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
On to log one. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
He'll make the transfer now to log two. That's another piece of cake. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:13 | |
Surely he can't... He is not going to... | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
He has done it! 1:32. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Epic Eddie has ski-jumped to the top of the snowboard. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:23 | |
No glorious failure for Eddie today, just glory. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
This takes Eddie to the top of the snowboard with ten points. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Steven and the Chipmunks gets nine, whilst Roly-Poly Tony picks up eight. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
Louder Laura, Sugar Sweet Connie and Vocal Zoe pick up seven, six and five points. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:40 | |
And then in joint seventh it's Del Boy Redmond | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
and Flappy Nics both with four points. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
Finally, down in the relegation zone, 74% Charlie is on two, | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
whilst Ellie the Nelly is on one. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
These points get carried into the next round and added to the Ski Lift totals. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
I'm so inspired by Eddie the Eagle Edwards, I've decided to take up ski-jumping. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:59 | |
Watch... | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
Yeah? There is one bit of bad news, though. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Ellie the Nelly had a sore neck | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
and has had to pull out of the competition. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
It's a shame it wasn't a sore tummy, | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
because then I could have said Ellie the Nelly's got a bad belly. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
Right, another jump... How high did I go? | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
Aspen, Whistler and Verbier. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
All top-notch ski resorts renowned for their celebrity clientele. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
So the Winter Wipeout Ski Lift here's going to come as a bit of a shock. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:31 | |
The aim of the game is to stay on those podiums, hang onto those handles | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
and hurdle the spinning ski poles for as long as possible. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
The first to fall gets a measly portion of points. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
Last hanging gets many more. And a go in the Winter Wipeout hot tub. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:45 | |
The ski season is upon us, | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
and look, the celebs have found the lower slopes already. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
But boy have they picked the wrong resort. Are you all ready? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Here's a reminder of the remaining nine lucky, plucky celebrities | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
hung out to dry on Ski Lift. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
With just two points currently under his belt, it's 74% Charlie. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
No pain, no pain! | 0:33:09 | 0:33:10 | |
Give it a minute, Charlie. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
-There's Roly-Poly Tony. -Find a happy place, find a happy place. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:17 | |
How about first place? | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
-Vocal Zoe. -Where is that taxi? -Refusing to go south of the equator. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:25 | |
-This smile won't be wiped out. Yeah! -Louder Laura getting louder. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
-Then there's Sugar Sweet Connie. -Woo! | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
-And Del Boy Redmond. -Let's get it on! -Let's not. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
-Steven and the Chipmunks. -This is for you, people. -Thank you. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
-He picked top spot. It's Epic Eddie. -The Eagle is ready! | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
A spot of good luck for you there. Finally, there's Flappy Nics. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
# Shakin' all over... # | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
Ooer, I think she wants to get down. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:58 | |
-I'm really sorry. -No, I am, I am. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
Fetch a ladder. Look at her. Aw. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Unfortunately, it seems the Ski Lift was just too terrifying | 0:34:04 | 0:34:08 | |
for Flappy Nics, and she's had to withdraw from the competition. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
I'd like to propose a moment's silence | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
to pause and reflect on her bravery so far. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
OK, I have reflected. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
That means just eight celebrities now remain in the competition, | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
which will play havoc with the points allocation. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
Come on! | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
Bring on the show! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
No, bring on the ski poles, because that's when it gets really good. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
And here they go. Connie and Derek safely over. Steven, too. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
Eddie soars over. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:45 | |
Charlie, not looking a Charlie. Yet. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
Oh, but takes a knock. He's swinging. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
-Hold on. -Oh, Charlie! | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Very nearly first to fall. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Those ski poles are inching higher and higher. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
Uh-oh, who's this? It's Connie. Oh, ow! | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
That was some wipeout. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Connie gets dealt a back-breaking blow from the first ski pole | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
and then a back-breaking smack into a podium. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
That's twist and bust, all for just three points. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
# The hills are alive with the sound of music. # | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
So, seven left hanging. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:23 | |
But until the scores are accumulated at the end, this game could be anyone's. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
Pure determination on Eddie's face. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
Ski poles up around knee height now. Charlie struggling with knee height. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:35 | |
Uh-oh, Roly-Poly Tony looks to be in trouble. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Oh, someone else took a whack there. Oh! | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
Tony took one to the ribs and quickly roly-polied out of control. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
And here's a tabloid exclusive. Tony picks up Zoe on the rebound. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
Tony gets four points, Zoe gets five. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
So, five celebrities still hanging out, | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
and Derek, Steven, Eddie, they all made that look easy. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
Charlie perhaps less so. Still holding on, though. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
Come on, Charlie! Hang in there, sunshine! | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
Those legs, Charlie, lift those legs! | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Nope. He's down. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Well, that's six points in the bag. Bravo, Charlie. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:18 | |
Foxtrot over. I sound like a pilot. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Laura's turn now. Well over and in control. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:25 | |
That difficult second pole is looming, though. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
This is where it hurts. One hit, two hits. And three! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
It takes stamina to last this long in Ski Lift, but those ski poles are brutal. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
-Seven points make it all worth it. -Come on, guys. Three of you left. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
-Let's see who's the last man hanging. -Yes, it's all for pride. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:45 | |
Del Boy now. Clear. Steven, ditto. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:50 | |
Eddie, double ditto. Back to Derek. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
An Olympian swing. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Oh, Derek! | 0:36:56 | 0:36:57 | |
No sooner have these three Titans got their breath back than they're coming round once more. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:02 | |
Del Boy, over again. Steven, clear. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
No, he's not! No, he's a goner. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
That just leaves Eddie and Derek. But Derek's out of there. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
The former sprinter is down. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
That means, incredibly, the fastest in the Qualifier | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
is also crowned last man hanging and gets another ten points. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
Eddie the Eagle no longer the underdog. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
I wish I had a medal to honour him with. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
Unfortunately, I just don't have any medals going spare. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
I could maybe lend him one of my gold-effect, mother-of-plastic | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
ribbon-suspended neck fancies. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
Nah, it wasn't that good. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
OK, time to see who's where on the all-important final snowboard. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
I really hope someone else has done the sums. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
I hate adding up points with maths. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
At the top of the snowboard with maximum 20 points, it's Epic Eddie. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
Steven and the Chipmunks is next with a total of 17 points. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:53 | |
Then it's Louder Laura, totalling 14. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Closely behind is Del Boy Redmond on 13 and Roly-Poly Tony with 12. | 0:37:55 | 0:38:00 | |
These five celebrities are through to Blunderland via the hot tub. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
Unfortunately, this also means it is time to say | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
toodle-riddance to Vocal Zoe, Sugar Sweet Connie, 74% Charlie, | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
Flappy Nics and Ellie the Nelly, who don't get a go in the hot tub. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:15 | |
I would have loved to have a go on Ski Lift. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
It was a bit sad having to watch. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
I'd like to do this again, maybe when my neck's better. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
So I got up onto the Ski Lift, | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
and I was just petrified. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:29 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
I was a bit of a loser, really. I just thought, I need to get down. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
I'm just really sorry. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:35 | |
I tried. At least I got up there. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
I can't believe I came off first. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
I thought I had glue on my hands. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
I was ready, but when that sweeper hit me, that was painful. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
Ha! Never again. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
I'm not very happy, actually, because I was doing so well. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
And what happened? | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
Tony Mortimer from East 17 smashed straight into me and took me off. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:58 | |
-I always preferred Take That. -Oh, yeah. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
I'm hoping what I've added to the show is... | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
a bit of slapstick and some good wipeouts. Some good face plants. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
So in many ways, I am the winner. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
Alpine Lodge welcomes today's guests. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
They get the celebrity treatment from the Winter Whizzy. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
Past the Frosty Flipper, they get celebrity treatment from Hansel and Gretel - snowballs in the face. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:30 | |
Finally, the Crankshaft and the Roterrortator will give them | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
the celebrity treatment - right in the face. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
Last to finish is eliminated, and then the process is repeated | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
until there are three celebrities left. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
It's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready? | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
ALL: No! | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
But who is getting treated to all this celeb treatment? | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
I can tell you, because I have a list here. First it's Epic Eddie. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
Top of Qualifier, top of Ski Lift | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
and my favourite celebrity contestant ever in all time. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:05 | |
-Steven and the Chipmunks. -What did you say, sorry? -Even he speaks highly of himself. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:09 | |
Louder Laura has screamed her way around the Qualifier and... | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
Well, screamed everywhere. That's all she does. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
Del Boy Redmond, an Olympian with fewer points than Eddie. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
I'm not saying anything. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
And completing the gang, it's Roly-Poly Tony. What a mover! | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
So, five dizzy celebrities, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
but only three can go through to the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
Epic Eddie is trying to counter-spin technique. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
Meanwhile, Louder Laura daintily heads for the Frosty Flipper. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
Admittedly, this is not the fastest Blunderland beginning I've seen. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Eddie has caught up with Laura. And Tony's sleepwalking. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
-Night of the living dead. -I don't know where he's going. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Watch them go... Or not go. Hang on, finally some action. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
Eddie is across, and Laura is hanging by her feet. Interesting. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:01 | |
I have never seen that done. That's a new trick for the TV presenter. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
OK. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Eddie the Eagle takes on the Crankshaft now. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
Oh, and there squeals Steven. And now Eddie's gone for a swim. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:20 | |
Del Boy making a run for it. How is he holding on there? Oh! Oh, no. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:27 | |
Given up. More of a sprinter than a foam block wrestler. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
So, will it be second time lucky for Eddie the Eagle on the Crankshaft? | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
Look at him! Oh, fantastic. It's Roterrortator time. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
And not another celebrity in sight. He's way ahead. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
Oh, no! | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
So, back to the ladder for Epic Eddie. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
Tony has woken up from his sleepwalk. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
Eddie is back on the Roterrortator. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
But look - Tony is storming across. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
Epic Eddie transfers perfectly onto the Iceberg. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
Oh, and Del Boy Redmond finally beats the Flipper. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
One more leap for Eddie. He's done it! Get in. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
-Eddie is through to the second heat. -The Eagle has landed. -You're just saying that. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
Just three places left to fill. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
I think the next one has Tony's name written on it. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
Yes, Tony out of East 17 is through. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
And here's Steven coming up from behind. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
And Steven's done it. There's only one space left. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
Which means it's between Derek the sprinter and little Laura. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
But Derek right now is in the lead. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
The slow crawling motion is working. No, it's not working! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:36 | |
Back to square one. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
In slow motion, it looks more kind of heroic, but he just fell off. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
That's all that happened. TV presenter Laura having a rest. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
Ah, the batteries are starting to run out on the Crankshaft, I think. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
Oh, yes, that's more like it. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
So, while Del Boy Redmond contemplates climbing the ladder, Laura looks at the Roterrortator. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:57 | |
What's he waiting for, a written invitation? | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
Yeah, to the second round would be nice. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
But Laura's on the Roterrortator, | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
which is also running low on batteries. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Somebody wind a handle somewhere. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
This could take a while. There's still another round. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
One last jump now from the Iceberg to the finish line. Thank you! | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
Unfortunately, though, she will have to do it all over again. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
Good news, though, for Del Boy Redmond, because he won't. He's out. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
Derek, oh! Still spinning. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
Now, I would imagine that you were not best pleased about that, Derek. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:28 | |
-Want the honest truth? -Yes. -I am. That's impossible. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
I felt sick at the beginning. I thought breakfast was coming up. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
I kept it down, thought it was coming out the other end. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Managed to keep it up. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:38 | |
OK, so, whilst Derek finds the nearest convenience, | 0:43:38 | 0:43:42 | |
the remaining four celebrities get sent for another spin cycle. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
Only three can go through to the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Will it be Epic Eddie, Louder Laura, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Steven and the Chipmunks or Roly-Poly Tony? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Well, it's stopped. And Eddie again using the counter-spin technique. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
Tony doesn't look too well. Don't spew. It'll mess up the snow. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
No rush, Tony. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
Go over there instead, OK. Laura's taken the lead. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
And, yes, she's up and running. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
Also taking a pelting from Hansel and Gretel. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
-She's confident right now. -Yeah. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:16 | |
Oh, she's causing a pile-up, but she's going for it, | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
and by going for it, I mean strolling along at an agreeable, sensible pace. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:29 | |
But Epic Eddie is on her tail, which makes her move. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
The Roterrortator now. Oh, hang on, wrong way, Laura. Where's she going? | 0:44:32 | 0:44:36 | |
That's one way to do it! The wrong way, breaking the rules. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:40 | |
She'll have to swim back to the ladder. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
Get off, Laura. Get off now! Don't waste any more time. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Here is The Eagle. Oh, and he's in the lead. My new hero! | 0:44:49 | 0:44:53 | |
-Oh, that's it. He's off the Iceberg and home and dry. -Crash landing. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:58 | |
Eddie is the first celebrity through to the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
I love that guy. He's a proper legend. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
Right, Steven's go, once he's worked out which way's forward. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
It's over there. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Now the other forward. No, the other way. Wait till it comes... Yes. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
There. Go there. Yes! The soap star has done it. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
Oh, we've got another one. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:17 | |
Steven takes the second position | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
in the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
So, either louder Laura or Roly-Poly Tony will shortly be eliminated. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Tony on the Roterrortator and egging on Gretel, who's having none of it. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:31 | |
-Oh, what a shot! Probably a Take That fan. -Do it! | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
-You never know, you might beat him! -Yes! | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Less arguing, Tony, more getting on with it. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
Come on, because louder Laura is catching up! Concentrate! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Someone's got to... Oh! Yes! Oh-oh! Is it...? Yes. He's done it. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:54 | |
Bad luck, Laura. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
Hang on a second. Take me back to the start of that round. | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
-You were first. -I know! -And then, you were last. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
Yeah, I got really confused. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
I was, like, "I've got to get off", then Eddie came on. Yeah. Never mind. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
You're not going to believe this, but in the last 60 seconds, | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
somebody wrote in to complain. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
About me! I know! | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
Allegedly, I've been supporting one specific celebrity contestant, | 0:46:17 | 0:46:21 | |
thereby breaching the "Be lovely to everybody" clause in my contract. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
I refute this. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:27 | |
My professional reputation means everything to me and I can | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
confidently state that I, Richard Brad George Leonardo Hammond, | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
have never ever show favouritism towards one specific celebrity ever. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:39 | |
Oh, thanks, guys. These look great. Did you get the whistles? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
Well, doing the Olympic Games was probably the most important | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
thing in my sporting career, but this can come a very close second. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
I feel great making it to the Wipeout Zone, | 0:46:49 | 0:46:53 | |
especially competing against Eddie and Tony. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
Should be a good battle. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:56 | |
I've run the London Marathon, so I know I've got endurance. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
But this is something else. This is an absolute battering. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
I started off pretty sharp. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
I thought I'd attack it, see if it attacks me back. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
And it does. A lot harder. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
The other day in the qualifier, to come second, | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
I was quite proud of myself, to be honest! | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
It was great to win both rounds. I thought, "Yes, I'm fit, I'm OK! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
"Even at my age!" | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
Eddie is an absolute legend. I'm surprised how nimble he was. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
He was like a bat out of hell. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
There's a little bit of blood left in me yet. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
No-one's beaten the machine that is Eddie. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
If you look in one of his eyes, | 0:47:32 | 0:47:33 | |
there's a little red dot, like the Terminator. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
-He'll take some licking, Eddie. -Steven has been very good. He's always been right behind me. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
He's the complete opposite to the character we know him as. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
Why did you say, sorry, eh? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
It's nice to just be yourself | 0:47:46 | 0:47:47 | |
and show people you are different to your character. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:50 | |
Wish me luck, I'll need it! | 0:47:50 | 0:47:51 | |
I think Tony has been the one that's been the most unexpected guy | 0:47:51 | 0:47:54 | |
to get that. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
If I won it, it'd be amazing, but I just want to get round the course. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
It's going to be brutal. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:00 | |
Winning Winter Wipeout would mean a lot to me, really. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:03 | |
I want to get myself revved up and have a real good go at it, | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
go out with a bang. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
I think if I complete the course tonight and grab that trophy, | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
I'll round around the whole arena stark naked. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
SCREAMING | 0:48:14 | 0:48:15 | |
That'd be a shock for everybody. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
We've got it all tonight. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
A pop star, a soap star and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:33 | |
It's like my dream dinner party. I love it! | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
It's the Celebrity Wipeout Zone | 0:48:36 | 0:48:37 | |
and the first to go is Tony out of East 17. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:41 | |
-Tonight, we dine in hell. -Ah, get on with it. Oh, he is! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:48 | |
Tony's flying high. It's like 1992 all over again. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:51 | |
Now that's what I call a nose-dive. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
Yeah, I think he actually broke the water with his nose. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
Tony is quickly out of the water | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
and on to the first obstacle - the tricky, sticky North Pole. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
The clock's ticking. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
Tony is setting the time to beat. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
Must be feeling the pressure right now. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
Oh, it's a solid start but it's on to the Icy Stairs. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Few normals make it over this unscathed, | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
but how will a celebrity fare? | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
Oh... | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
Oh, the jiggling begins in earnest. He's on to the second... | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
OK, goes to show that '90s pop sensations are just like everyone | 0:49:32 | 0:49:36 | |
else when it comes to mounting juddery steps, if ever you wondered. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:40 | |
Come on. Second set. Here we go. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
Yes, he's off. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
A bit less jiggling now, a bit calmer. This is better. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:54 | |
Third set, now. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:56 | |
TONY! TONY! TONY! | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
Oh, he's got the crowd on his side. They're loving it. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
-He reaches the summit. -That's it, Tony! -Yes. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
Yep. Slow but steady. Cautious breathing. The breathing is good. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:10 | |
He needs to do it. Whilst doing the course. OK, he's almost there, now. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:15 | |
Yes. That's the stairs done. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:16 | |
Next, it's the Ice Picks. OK, Tony really is biding his time. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:22 | |
-What are you waiting for? -I don't know? Taxi? Oh! That! | 0:50:22 | 0:50:27 | |
The perfect time to run! Oh, wow! | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Straight over the Ice Picks without a scratch. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:33 | |
Roly-Poly Tony still going, straight into the middle of the Frightcicles, | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
but the clock is ticking and Tony needs to get out of there. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
Can he? Yes! Oh, wow! | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
This is amazing! | 0:50:44 | 0:50:46 | |
Just the Impossible Snowflakes to go, now. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:47 | |
Can Tony defy the odds and beat the unbeatable? | 0:50:47 | 0:50:52 | |
Well, he's safely on, but getting off is the tricky bit. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:57 | |
-Unless you do that. -Oh, no! | 0:50:57 | 0:51:01 | |
Exhausted and caked in snow, | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
the odds were stacked against Tony hanging on, there. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:07 | |
-All that's left now is a climb. -Come on, Tony! | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
The Roly-Poly man hauls himself up the final few steps | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
and...stops the clock on 4:25. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
It's like Patch the dog. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:19 | |
Listen, you have been a very cool, laid-back customer all day long. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:26 | |
-Thank you. -And you have just done that in a very cool time of 4:25. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:31 | |
I'm happy with that. That's cool. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
-Yours is the time to beat, but Steven's up next. -Yeah. -Let's watch. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:37 | |
OK, let's see how high Steven and the Chipmunks goes here. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
-Come on, let's have it! -Yeah, you can't have it. It's mine. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:44 | |
But this is yours. Enjoy. Ha-ha. Oh! | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
Oh, after a bit of dramatic mid-air cycling - very nice - he lands. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:53 | |
He's off! | 0:51:56 | 0:51:57 | |
His attempt begins here. 4:25 is the time to beat. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
-Come on, Steve, dig in! -Aww, some great sportsmanship from Tony. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:10 | |
Steven's taking this very carefully. Up the slippery North Pole. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
Time for the Icy Stairs, now. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
He's on. Oh, a little bit of a bumpy ride. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:20 | |
He looks to be in control, here. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
Take your time! | 0:52:26 | 0:52:27 | |
Yep, wise words from Tony, but Steven's not listening | 0:52:27 | 0:52:30 | |
and is just going for it. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
-Wooo! -He's reached the middle. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
Now for the tricky descent. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
And I say that because... No, I...I... Because that happens. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:42 | |
That's why it's tricky. Oh. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:43 | |
And that's definitely going to cost him valuable seconds, | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
The recovery speed is important. Up that ladder. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
-Come on, Steve! -Yeah, he is! Just give him a chance! | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
He's getting on with it. Onto the Ice Picks, now. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
These are quite tricky fellas. Oh...! | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
And there's the proof. That's what they do. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
Unlucky, but that clock waits for no man. Or celebrity. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:04 | |
It doesn't wait, that's the point. Gathers himself. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
Off he goes. Oh, that was too close! He's just stayed on. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
Right, he needs to exit at the first opportunity. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
Here is that opportunity coming round. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:20 | |
Go. Go. Go, go, go! Oh! | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
Oh, no! Again, so close. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
Oh, I do not believe it. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
No, he's not going to be happy with that. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
And to add insult to injury, he also smacked his face on the way down. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
Last thing he needs is two giant rotating snowflakes. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
Unfortunately, that's what he's got. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-Come on, Steve! -There they are. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
But on the plus side, it's the last obstacle for him to cross. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:45 | |
-Oh! It was worth a try. -Oh, he's off. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
-Hang on. What's he doing? -Where's he gone? -Oh, no. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
The times are so close. This could lose him everything. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
-Oh, no. -Steven! -OK... | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
And he's found his way to the ladder. Almost there! | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
Up the ladder! Just one button-press left! | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
Last bits of strength... | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
Oh, go on! He's done it! Steven completes the course. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:18 | |
Good, but not good enough. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:21 | |
Look at you with your Santa Claus beard! Oh! | 0:54:21 | 0:54:26 | |
-How are you feeling, my love? -Shattered. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:28 | |
Well, listen, you were both absolutely fantastic here tonight. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
You have been the nearly man all day, Steven. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
Nearly never won the race, because Tony was faster by ten seconds. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:41 | |
Hard luck, my darling, Go join the others. All right. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:46 | |
Tony, you know what this means. Yours is the time to beat, but... | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
-It's The Eagle next. -The legend that is Eddie The Eagle. Let's watch. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:54 | |
-Ottie, Honey, Sam, this is for you! -Yeah, and this is for you, Eddie. | 0:54:55 | 0:55:00 | |
Are you ready? OK. Oh, there you go. Enjoy! Oh! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
He'll be used to that bit. The Eagle has landed. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
I've been waiting to say that for 50 minutes. I got in first. Finally. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
Yeah. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
-Oh! -Well, Eddie, of course, used to skiing down-hill quite fast. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:18 | |
Now, he must climb up the North Pole. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:22 | |
-CROWD: Eagle! Eagle! -Yeah, it sounds so good from a crowd, doesn't it? | 0:55:22 | 0:55:26 | |
That works. Yeah. He's up and away. Nicely done. Good balance. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:31 | |
-Come on, Eddie! -So, to the Icy Stairs. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:34 | |
Tony didn't make it to the summit without falling. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:36 | |
Steven didn't make it to the end. Can Eddie do this in one go? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
Unlike the other two? On to the second set. Not bad, so far. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:43 | |
Looking strong and balanced. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
OK, brilliant, he's at the top. Only the descent, now. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:52 | |
Oh...bit of a wobble! Oh! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
Careful, Eddie! Oh, feeling the tension! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
But he's made it to the final set of stairs. Can he make it? Yes. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:04 | |
-Yes! -Awesome stuff so far from The Eagle. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Next, he must conquer the Icy Picks. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
Dodge. Eddie, dodge, dodge...! Oh. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
Oh, Eddie The Eagle's first mistake. How costly will that be? | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
Actually, not at all. This is still an incredible time. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
Eddie hauls himself up and now he faces the Frightcicles. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
Well, he's on, first time. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
Eddie edges round and waits for the gangway to line up. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
When the time comes, off he goes. He's brave. We know that about him. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:39 | |
Yes, this is amazing. Eddie's putting in a tremendous performance. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
Just the Snowflakes to go. He's on. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
He's flailing... He's flailing... He's off. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
But even with that fall, Eddie is on for a comfortable victory. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:52 | |
-Oh. -Is there anything this man can't do? | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
Britain, this is Eddie The Eagle. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
I urge you to erase the memories of '88 and instead, | 0:56:58 | 0:57:01 | |
just remember this glorious victory. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
Epic is an understatement. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
2:20, and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
is the Celebrity Winter Wipeout champion. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
CROWD: Eagle! | 0:57:12 | 0:57:13 | |
Come over here, my darling. The legend that is... | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
How are you feeling after that? | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
-Knackered! -Ha-ha! | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
Aww, well, listen, Eddie, you've been soaring here all day, | 0:57:22 | 0:57:26 | |
but these two guys have had you in their sights. | 0:57:26 | 0:57:29 | |
I've got to tell you, | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
Tony was absolutely brilliant out there tonight. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:34 | |
But...! | 0:57:34 | 0:57:35 | |
Eddie, the eagle has landed - | 0:57:35 | 0:57:39 | |
you are the Winter Wipeout Celebrity champion! | 0:57:39 | 0:57:43 | |
So, Epic Eddie came and he conquered, | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
and goes home with a winning title, a trophy, a cheque for £10,000 | 0:57:47 | 0:57:51 | |
for his charity, Sparks, and an Argentinian toad. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
Called Dave. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:57 | |
So, that's it for this first ever Celebrity Winter Wipeout. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:01 | |
But there is just time to look at tomorrow's front pages. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
The Daily Red Bull leads with, "Eagle soars to Wipeout glory." | 0:58:03 | 0:58:07 | |
And the Winter Times, they go with, "Eddie - every loser wins." | 0:58:07 | 0:58:10 | |
Very nice. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:11 | |
And the Wipeout Mail, they've gone with, | 0:58:11 | 0:58:14 | |
"Richard Hammond seems to think he's presenting Newsnight." | 0:58:14 | 0:58:17 | |
Anyway, from all the celebrities, from Amanda and from me, | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
it's goodbye. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 |