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As Martin Luther King once said, "The ultimate measure of a man | 0:00:00 | 0:00:05 | |
"is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
"But where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
This series of Winter Wipeout has tested both the good | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
and the great to the limit. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Yes, they may leave tired, battered and bruised, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
but with each and every contestant, the human spirit has shone through. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
Tonight, we honour that spirit. Their creativity. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:33 | |
Their questionable attire. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Their sheer intrepidatiousness. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
And their staggeringly high pain thresholds. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Because this is Winter Wipeout. The Snow Globes. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
Here are the stats. 160 intrepid contestants. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Two cubic miles of snow. four million gallons of icy water. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
92 lorry loads of foam padding | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
and one forged health and safety certificate. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
It's high time someone paid tribute to all those spine-twisting spills, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
stomach-churning slaps, buttock-clenching bangs | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
and eye-popping whacks and I am that someone and that time is now. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Snow Globes and I am so excited. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
The BBC has really splashed out tonight. We've got a live orchestra. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Oh, they're good. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
They've hired me this bling Arctic attire and just look at all this. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
There's a real buzz of electricity in the air and that's because | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
each of tonight's winners will be taking home | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
one of these delicate Faberge-style snow globes. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
SMASHING | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh, have we got any more of those? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
On with the show and here's a sneaky peek at the wintry awards | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
up for grabs tonight... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Now, it is difficult to fully appreciate | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
the freezing Arctic conditions of the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
The first accolade is the Numb and Number award which recognises | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
those contestants who suffer what's known as brain freeze - | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
a debilitating condition whereby extreme cold | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
numbs the part of the brain responsible for basic motor function | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
and low-level decision-making. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
The nearest you will come to experiencing this phenomenon | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
is the common ice lolly as I shall now demonstrate | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
with this own-brand fruits-of-the-forest icy pop. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
Aargh! No, actually, that's...that's fine. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Ah-la, ah-la, ah-la, yeah, heads going numb now... Even number. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Ah. Now I'm stuck. Let's just go to the awards. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
The Number and Number award. Oh, this is tricky. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
So, just to be clear, every single one of these competitors | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
has one thing in common, they all did something monumentally stupid | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
the moment they were exposed to the cold. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-The stairs, John. MUFFLED: -Can you say sausages? I can't! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
You're going the wrong way. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Just go to the other side. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Yes! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Argh! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
So, in third place, it's the dancing DJ, Trevor - | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
a deserving Numb and Number contestant, thanks to this. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Yo to my DJ homies, I'm going to smash this track, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
when we play our music, cos the other contestants | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
are wickedy, wickedy, wickedy, wah. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Yeah, not that, thanks to this. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Yah, he certainly enjoyed, erm, getting to know the snowman. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
I don't think that's going to work. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Embarrassing one-off? Not for serial snowman snogger, Trev. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
He just couldn't get enough. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
A textbook case of brain freeze. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Although which actual textbook I'm not sure. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Trevor's having an affair with the snowman. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Taking the runners-up prize, which means he gets nothing, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
it's Olly Pudding, the Christmas pudding maker. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
He got all the way to the Wipeout Zone before the cold got to him. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Timing - awful. Result - joyful. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
But the hands-down winner of the Numb and Number award is this lady, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
Dawn French. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh, well done. Well done. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Unlike the famous Dawn French, | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
this Dawn French used to be a bodybuilder. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Only one little bit to go, Dawn. You can do it. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
So, after being dunked in the icy water and beaten up by the qualifier, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Dawn was moments away from triumph | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
but then her frontal lobe froze resulting in this. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
I live in a bungalow. We don't have any stairs. Just not used to them. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Yeah, apparently her bungalow does have two giant bucking foam logs, though. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
She was good at those, just not stairs. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Well done, Dawn French two, the first recipient of a Winter Wipeout | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
snow globe. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
I'm playing a trick on Mr Monkey. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
This is going to be good. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
That's because the next award celebrates those contestants | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
who cleverly shield their faces from the full impact | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
of a blow by placing their noses in the way, as I will now demonstrate. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Oh, Monkey, I've got a present for you. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Oh, there must be something wrong with the spring. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Anyway, here's But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
I'm not falling for that. Well, there must be something up with it. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Ooh-yah! But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
We've all got noses. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
# Everybody hurts... # | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
We use them to smell. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
We use them to pick. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
And we use them to balance spectacles on. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
But these contestants found a whole new use for them. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
The perfect shield from ice-clad spring-loaded high-velocity | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Argentinian obstacles. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
At number 10 in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
it's Eamonn O'Cartwheel, that's not his real name. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Oh, you're just so gorgeous. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
You're more beautiful in real life than I could ever imagine. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
The Irish charm ran out, though, somewhere around Granny's house. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Eamonn used to have a good nose | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
for a bargain but now no longer has a nose at all really. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Oh, she's a wicked granny, that's all I can say. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
In at number nine, it's Limbo Laura, the London-based marketing executive. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
She didn't limbo the second big ball, though. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Just nose-butted it instead. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
DIVE BOMBER SOUND EFFECT | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Nose first! There it is. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
At number eight... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
I'm going to impress that guy from Top Gear. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
He's going to be like, "Hey, Don Asad come here, cos I want to kiss your rear." | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
-Pow! -Medium Don Asad did impress me, | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
though not quite in the way he hoped. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
His beard just got in the way! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Yeah, his beard and his nose. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Mostly the nose. In fact, it was all on the nose. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
FANFARE | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I'm still a bit dizzy, so let's get busy. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
This farmer's going for gold! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Taking the number seven spot is Dorset farmer Jet Tractor Tristan. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
He did this in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Look, no hands! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, look, massive nose-ache. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Number six belongs to Erica Bird-u, so called because she works in a bird shop or something. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
I don't know. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Oh, that's swift. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Woodpecker? It could be. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Right on the beak. There it is. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
There'll be more of But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
later on in the show. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
It's a cliffhanger. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Of sorts. But now for something important - and cue the music. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
SOLEMN ORCHESTRAL MUSIC | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
In 19...er, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
an expedition led by a man named Shackleton | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
set sail for the uncharted wastelands of Antarctica. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
His aim, to reach the South Pole. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Instead, he and his men got stuck in ice, lost their ship, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
and had to eat their shoes. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
From that day on, no-one has forgotten the name Barry Shackleton(!) | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
This year, for the first time, comes the prestigious Shackleton award, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
in recognition of those who've struggled in the face of adversity | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
without giving up, or eating their shoes. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Tonight, we honour three such contestants. But first, this. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
And now, the first Shackleton award. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
MUSIC: "I Want To Break Free" by Queen. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
This is Jane. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Not Plain Jane, Insane Jane. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
With this feather duster in hand, this domestic goddess is here to clean up Winter Wipeout. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:31 | |
This 34-year-old housewife from Dublin proved | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
she was anything but ordinary | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
by throwing down her feather duster, rolling up her shirt sleeves and doing this. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
No regard for her own safety whatsoever! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Insane Jane may have earned her nickname | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
with this kamikaze leap on the big balls, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
but it didn't end there. Oh, no. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Her vice-like grip and steely determination on the ski lift | 0:11:00 | 0:11:05 | |
would have made Shackleton proud. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
As others fell around her, Jane just kept hanging on. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Come on, Jane! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-JANE SCREAMS -And on. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
# I will survive... | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
And on. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
In fact, this woman would not let go. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Hang on to your feather duster, Jane. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
JANE SCREAMS | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-Oh, this is too much. -Look at the upper strength on that. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
All that feather dusting is coming in really handy. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Despite taking more of a battering than anybody else, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Insane Jane almost made it through to the next round. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
People kept falling off and I was thinking, "Oh my God, I'm still here." | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
I know I did myself proud and I think John and the kids will recognise that. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
But moments away from a place in the next round this happened. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
One away. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Hopefully, I did myself proud. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
You did the whole nation proud, and that's why you're the winner | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
of the first Shackleton Award, a fitting accolade | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
to your determination - and something else for you to dust. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Time now for some organised fun, which is brilliant because I love fun. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
You at home can join in with this simple multiple-choice quiz. Ready? Great. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Because it's time for the game I like to call Granny's Game. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Round 1. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
Brilliant. Granny's Game. This should be good. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Why is sales assistant Mark looking so miserable? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
Did he get hit by... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Shout out your answer now. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
This is tricky. I'm going to say Granny unleashed Tevez. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
My answer's Tevez. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
OK, here goes. Oh! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
He didn't even get past the pie! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
So the correct answer was A, the pie. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Tricky. This is good. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
There'll be another round of Granny's Game later in the show. I can't wait. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
Now, the perfect Wipeout is all about speed and timing | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
and, as everyone knows, Granny is an expert at both. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Her ability to outrun and outwit the contestants is legendary. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
In fact, according to Wipeout statistician Dr Mop, | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
a staggering 71% of the contestants couldn't even get past the pie. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
"Oh, really?" you're probably saying to yourself. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
"Surely any wallyhead could make it past the pie?" | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Well, let me demonstrate. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Oh, Monkey, pie, please. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
See if you can dodge thi... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Yeah. So if you don't want to end up with pie in your face at Granny's house, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
here are some top tips. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Lesson 1, Granny's pie is always aimed at head height, | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
so ducking is strongly advised. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Lesson 2, if you do manage to duck the pie, don't then stand up again | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
and get hit by the front door. This isn't rocket science. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
Lesson 3, try to keep quiet. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
You really don't want to wake up Granny's dog, Tevez. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Lesson 4, if you're still standing after dodging the pie and the front door and Tevez, | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
there is a teeny-tiny sliver of a shadow of a glimmer of a chance | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
you might, you just might, make it. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-Oh! Oh! -BARKING AND SCREAMING | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
But it's pretty unlikely. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh, I think she just lost her teeth. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
However, every now and again, there's a contestant who ignores all of these lessons | 0:14:28 | 0:14:33 | |
and gets walloped by absolutely everything. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
It's an achievement of such rarity and beauty, | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
that in Argentina they instantly declare a three-day holiday, | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
which quite often irks the contestant coming up next. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
It's time to find out whose name has been knitted into Granny's tea cosy of destruction. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:51 | |
Granny's Grand Slam award. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
And the winner this year is Lawrence. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Very much your average 46-year-old ballet-dancing driving instructor from Twickenham. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
No mirrors, no signal, just... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
..manoeuvre. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
Lawrence made light work of the snowmen. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
-Whoo hoo-hoo! -Then it all started to unravel. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Pie, got hit by that. Front door - | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
got hit by that, too. Pontoon - | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
that's not an obstacle, tripped over that. Tevez -guess what? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Then for an encore, Lawrence got clipped by the back door, too. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
And if you missed that, here it is again. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Lawrence didn't so much make a meal of it, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
as tuck into a 19-course banquet complete with tiny coffee | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
and those funny mints they give you in restaurants. He went for it. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Argh! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
FANFARE | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
And that's why he wins Granny's Grand Slam Award. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Lawrence there, reminding us that all grannies are evil. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
But grannies aren't the only conduits of evil on the course. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
There have been many new and cruel obstacles that have struck fear | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
into the hearts of the contestants. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
So much so, that they've added extra chlorine to the water - | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
for "accidents". | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
So this next award is for the most 'orrible obstacle. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
And the abominations are the stomach-whirling lawyer-concerning lunch extractor, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:35 | |
the 'orrible Winter Whizzy. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Aled Jones's worst nightmare, the 'orrible Snowmen Splat. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:42 | |
Built by a bloke who lacked a basic understanding of physics and safety, it's the 'orrible Flinga-majig. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
And, finally, the 'orrible Ski-lift, a senseless waste of diesel and used tractor parts. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
And, the 'orrible winner is Ski-lift. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Time to take a moment to remember the litany of casualties, | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
broken dreams and near-death experiences caused by the Ski-lift. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
# Deep in the ocean Dead and cast away | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
# Where innocence is burned | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
# In flames A million miles from home | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
# I'm walking ahead # I'm frozen to the bones | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
# I am a soldier on my own | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
# I don't know the way | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
# I'm riding up the heights of shame | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
# I'm waiting for the call The hand on the chest | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
# I'm ready for the fight | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
# And fate... # | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
CONTESTANTS SCREAMING AND SHOUTING | 0:17:43 | 0:17:49 | |
The Ski-lift has pummelled the great, the good | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
and all the other Winter Wipeout competitors, too. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
But let's take a moment to honour the one contestant who got more smackulated | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
by the most 'orrible obstacle that anyone else did ever. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
It's The Most 'Orrible Dismount From The Most 'Orrible Obstacle Award. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
-These titles are getting tricky, they really are. -FANFARE | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
And the winner of The Most 'Orrible whatsit from the other thingy is Roller Steph. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:27 | |
In a crowded and painful category, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Steph stood out as the most painful and categorical of all. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Not 180, not 360, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
Steph wins for pulling off this stunning | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
450-degree rotating air bomb. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
I was extremely nervous and really trying to concentrate on not landing in the water all the time. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
An extraordinary achievement. Well done Steph. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
-Yes, that's one for the girls. -FANFARE | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Now, later on, I'll be announcing the winner of my favourite obstacle. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
(It's the Blob.) | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
But now, I thought I'd do a joke round about here. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
I'm going to do a prank on the monkey. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
You see, I've put this incredibly strong instant glue on this banana | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
and I'm going to stick it to the floor, there. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
(He won't be able to pick it up.) | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Which reminds me of the next award. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
It's the Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Right, here goes. I reckon there. Oh, no. Oh. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
Eugh. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
-FANFARE -The Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
Hello, Dr Morris? Hammond. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Yeah. It's happened again. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
No, it's a banana this time. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
# Stuck on you... # | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
The Help, I'm Stuck And Want To Get Off Award celebrates those contestants | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
who got stuck on something and wanted to get off. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Sort of self-explanatory. It's all in the title. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Ow! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
At number five, it's John the Cherry Man, | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
who ended up feeling a right lemon with this peach of an effort on the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
John really wanted to get off, but he couldn't, because he was stuck. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
That's how it goes, you see, stuck. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
We've thought this through, haven't we? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
At number four, I present Bolshoi Benny, | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
the ballet enthusiast/librarian from East London. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Argh! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Benny really wanted to get off the Log Jam. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Oh, it's all very Bolshoi. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
But he couldn't, because, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
you've guessed it, | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
he was stuck. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Argh! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
I had no idea it was going to be so kind of... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
mental. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
At number three, it's Ollie Pudding again, this time on the Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Most people found these impossible to get on. For Ollie, | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
it was quite the opposite. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Never happened before or since. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Argh! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
FANFARE | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
At number two, its Deadly Mumtaz, the martial-arts teacher from Bradford. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
MUSIC: "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
I'm going to show you that the female of the species | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
is more deadly than the male. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
# Everybody was... # | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
RICHARD CHUCKLES | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
She got stuck on the fourth candy hoop and couldn't get off. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Deadly. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
AMANDA GIGGLES | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
But the winner is Abby Tash and her fantash-tic effort on the crankshaft, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
and I really do mean ON the crankshaft. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Wow! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Abby wins the Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
for being the first person to achieve a full rotation on the crankshaft | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
and complete Blunderland at the same time. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
-That is just showing off. -FANFARE | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
That was so cool. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
I've never done anything like that before. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
That was awesome. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
And now for something important. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
And cue music. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
SEDATE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
That's right, it's serious time, the second Shackleton Award, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
a prestigious moment. But first, this. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
And now, the Shackleton Award... after this. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Agh. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
And now tonight's second Shackleton Award. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-And end the music. -MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Awarded for battling in the face of adversity, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
it's the second Shackleton Award. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
I'm invincible. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
Remember Mr Lee, the IT manager from Barnsley? | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
I need a little bit of help here, so if you give me a little push. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
He was the one who was a wrestler in his spare time. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Mr Lee wins the second Shackleton Award tonight for outstanding resolve | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
in the face of insurmountable odds. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
By the time he'd made it to Granny's house, he was spent. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
BARKING | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
But did he give up? Oh, no. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Even after Granny's House, when he was dead on his feet, did he give up? No. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Though, on health grounds, he probably should have done. Most doctors would agree about now. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Oh, Mr Lee is having a moment. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
But, no, Mark dragged himself up, took a big, deep breath, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:44 | |
adjusted himself, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
and promptly knelt back down again. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
He shook his head and then he got back up again, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
and through the jaws of knackeredom... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Come on, Mr Lee. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
..he prepared to take on the mightiest foe of all, the big red balls. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
With the spirit of Shackleton, he stepped onto the stairs. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
With the dogged determination of an Arctic adventurer, he stepped onto the travelator. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
But even though Mark fell off the big red balls, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
and quite awkwardly, too, he still made it to the finish, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
albeit in seven minutes and something or other. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
SHE ROARS | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
But he finished, that's the thing. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
And that, Mr Lee, is why Winter Wipeout salutes you with a Shackleton Award. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
It's a big honour. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
FANFARE | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
I thought I was in shape, but, after that, I think I need to get back to the gym. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:50 | |
Time for another round of Granny's Game. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Why does fish finger-loving Katie look so glum? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Did she get hit by... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Choose now. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
OK, so it was the pie last time. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm going to go for the front door this time. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-Oh! -HE CHUCKLES -So close. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Right in the deep fat fryer. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
The answer was A, the pie. Again. I was sure it was going to be the front door. It was the pie. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:20 | |
Earlier in the show, I began the countdown from ten | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Time now to continue that countdown with... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Oh, what's gone wrong with the lights? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Er, candle! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
So time for more of But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
I smell vanilla. Is this thing scented? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-EXPLOSION -Argh! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
At number five, Guinea Pig Mel, | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
who bravely tested every obstacle of the all-new Winter Wipeout course. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
-SHE SQUEALS -Oh! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
With her nose. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
But it was at Granny's House | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-where Mel really got hammered on the hooter. -BARKING | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Everything seemed to hit me. Once it hits you, it knocks your breath out. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
# Take my breath away... # | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
Mel, there, having the smile - and her nose - wiped off her face. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
At number four, it's Howling Mark, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
the rocker with an eye for a good riff. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
He had a massive hit, right on the nose. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Agh. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
ALL: Oh! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Howling Mark there, using his snout | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
to deflect the full force of the sweeper arm. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Very clever. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
At number three, Vegan Marina, the 24-year-old vegan cupcake maker from Harlow. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
Turns out the Log Jam doesn't like vegans. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
-Or noses. -SHE SHRIEKS | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Oh! | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
I think I did well, honestly. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
# Marina... # | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
Evidently that bump on the conk sent Vegan Marina | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
a little bit nuts. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
FANFARE | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
At number two, I give you Gritty Tony. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
I'm right here with you, Tony. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
He gave it his all | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
and showed everyone some true Yorkshire grit and determination. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
BARKING | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Come on, be careful of the dog. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Step over it, Tony, step over it. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
That's it, well done. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
It was actually quite moving. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -Until that happened. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
Tony there, a worthy runner-up in the Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
MUSIC: "Everybody Dance Now" by C+C Music Factory. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Hey! Are you dancing to C+C Music Factory | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
while I was sticking my nose back on? Sweet moves! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
Later, I'll reveal the winner of Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
But time now for the Winter Wipeout Dance Award. And, freestyle! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
FANFARE | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
It's the Winter Wipeout Dance Award. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
In this series, booties have been jiggled, hips have been wiggled, and boogies have been woogied. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
What's more exciting is that, tonight, | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
you get to vote for your favourite disco diva via our live phone-in, | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
which is amazing, because I didn't even know this show was live. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
Here are the nominations and the numbers to call. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
First up is dad-dance master Stephen. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
If you want to vote for him dial the number on your screen now. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Then, there's Abby Tash, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
that's a different number from the first one, | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
so to vote for her, dial this number. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Then there's Maria Malinka. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
Her number is different, so you don't vote for the others | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
by mistake, when you wanted to vote for her. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Her number is this. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
And, finally, who could forget Mark? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
There's his utterly unique number there. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
Our operators are waiting for your call. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Any second now. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Any second. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
It could be... It could be...now! | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
Oh. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
No, nothing. Nothing. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
Er... | 0:29:03 | 0:29:04 | |
DIALLING TONE | 0:29:06 | 0:29:07 | |
It's odd, because there is definitely a dialling tone. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Let's go to a break. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
Roll intermission VT in five, four, three, two... | 0:29:11 | 0:29:16 | |
PEARL & DEAN THEME | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Oh, intermission. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
Intermission. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:21 | |
# Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba... # | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
Intermission. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:24 | |
Do I have to keep saying this every time? | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:29:29 | 0:29:30 | |
Brilliant! At last. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
Hello, Winter Wipeout Dance Award hotline, Richard speaking. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
Er... Excellent. We've got a vote for Margherita. Hold on, we haven't got a Margherita. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
Oh, my pizza's ready. (I'll come outside and pick it up. Thank you.) | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
(Have you got my chicken wings this time?) Brilliant. OK. Bye. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
Wrong number. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
-PEARL & DEAN THEME -End of intermission. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
Welcome back. Well, the phones have not stopped ringing. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
I can safely say that the vote is neck and neck. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
There's literally nothing between the four nominees. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
Seems we might be here for a while, which is convenient | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
because it's time now for the Longest Wipeout Zone award. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
Yep. Not the quickest, not the best, but the longest. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
FANFARE | 0:30:16 | 0:30:17 | |
And it goes to Ross. Here he is, looking all happy. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:26 | |
But he didn't stay happy for long. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
Ross literally got off to a flying start. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
But then they all do, because of the flingy-ma-jig. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
And then it all started to go a bit wrong. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
Ross fell off the icy stairs. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
Then he fell off the icy picks. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
And then he fell off again. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
And again. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
And again. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
For Ross, the Wipeout Zone was less of a final round | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
and more of a gap year in South America. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
But did he give up? No. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
And when he finally made it to the stairs, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
something had stirred within Ross. Suddenly, everything had changed. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
CLAPPING | 0:31:15 | 0:31:16 | |
THEY CHANT: Ross, Ross, Ross. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
He was a man on the edge, willing to fight to his last breath. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:24 | |
But then he fell off again! | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
In fact, Ross fell off a total of eight times. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
Considering there are only four real obstacles, that's quite a lot. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
But he persevered and made it to the end. What a guy! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
'I do hope that the football team will be quite proud.' | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
I always try and get the message across to them as to never give up, never surrender. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:45 | |
I showed that out there, so it's time they started showing that on Sunday morning. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
Ross completed the Wipeout Zone in 9 minutes and 13 seconds. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
He may have missed out on £10,000 but he does go away with a Winter Wipeout snow globe. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:59 | |
I know which one I'd prefer! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
9,950... £10,000. Excellent! | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
It's all there. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
Now, as we all know, it's not just about the money. Oh no! | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
It's also about being ridiculously happy. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
Which conveniently brings me to the next award. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
My favourite contestant. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
And why are they my favourite contestant? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Because they made me smile. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
FANFARE | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
And the winner of My Favourite Contestant Award is... | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
Ffion, a 23-year-old shop assistant from Ammanford in Wales. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
How are you feeling to be standing here, Ffion? | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
Really excited! I can't wait to have a go! | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
I can't wait either, because I guarantee you, | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
Ffion will make you smile. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
SCREAMS | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
See? Come on, you're smiling now! You are! | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
OK, if you're still not smiling, you definitely will be in a moment. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
Any moment now. Prepare. Massive smile, heading your way! | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
SCREAMS | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
See? Amanda's smiling, I'm smiling, Mr Mop's smiling. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:12 | |
Mr Mop's always smiling, to be fair. It doesn't count! | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
Time to sit back. Forget your troubles and let Ffion spread the happiness. Go on, Ffion. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:20 | |
Make us smile. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:21 | |
BARKING | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
SCREAMS | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
SCREAMS | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
AMANDA CHUCKLES | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
SOUND EFFECTS: "Ohh, ahh, ohh, ahh!" | 0:33:56 | 0:34:01 | |
You see, you're lighter already. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
And that's why, Ffion, you win My Favourite Contestant Award. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
Well done, and thank you for the smiles. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:40 | |
Yeah, I think it went well. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:41 | |
Like I did everything. I think I got knocked off like, everything. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
Just glad I finished. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
So, just glad it's done like. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
So, Ffion was my favourite contestant, | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
but what is My Favourite Winter Wipeout obstacle? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
Could it be The Blob? (Yeah, it is, definitely.) | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
(It's The Blob, I said so.) Or is it the Crankshaft? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
(No, it wasn't, it's The Blob.) | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
Or could it be the Icy Stairs? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
(It's not the Icy Stairs. It's The Blob.) | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
So, time to end all this suspense and reveal the winner | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
of My Favourite Obstacle Award. It is... | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
The Blob. (I told you, didn't I? It's The Blob.) | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
FANFARE | 0:35:19 | 0:35:20 | |
Time to sit back, relax | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
and enjoy the beauty that is The Blob. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:34 | |
SCREAMING | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
MUSIC: "My Favourite Game" by The Cardigans | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
# I don't know what you're looking for | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
# You haven't found it, baby That's for sure | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
# You rip me up You spread me all around | 0:35:55 | 0:36:00 | |
# In the dust of the deed of time | 0:36:00 | 0:36:01 | |
# I'm losing my favourite game | 0:36:01 | 0:36:07 | |
# You're losing your mind again | 0:36:07 | 0:36:15 | |
# I'm losing my baby | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
# Losing my favourite game... # | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
Whoo! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
Time for another round of the game nobody's talking about. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:44 | |
Why is Mikey looking so out of sorts? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Did he get hit by... | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Choose now. If I don't get it right this time, I'm giving up. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
I think trick question. Don't think he gets hit by anything. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
That's my answer. Nothing. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
No, come on! Not the pie again! | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
What a surprise! It was A - the pie. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:13 | |
Again! I'm beginning to think this game is rubbish. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
The Winter Wipeout course is made up of many, many ingredients - | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
foam padded steel, slippery snow, pneumatic machinery, | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
exposed water, gigantic rotating mechanisms, loose projectiles, | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
narrow elevated beams and unqualified maintenance staff. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
However, despite ingenious hazards, you can't beat a good old... | 0:37:32 | 0:37:37 | |
SLAP | 0:37:37 | 0:37:38 | |
Our next snow globe honours the timeless classic, the comedy slip. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:42 | |
SCREAM | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Over the series there have been some fantastic slips and slides. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:01 | |
Some parts of the course | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
are in need of a good gritting, like the approach to Granny's House. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:07 | |
But thankfully the budget didn't stretch that far. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
From a technical perspective, the perfect comedy slip is achieved | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
when the feet are thrown above the head of the slippee, | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
before their body even hits the ground. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
With that in mind, it's easy to understand why the award | 0:38:18 | 0:38:23 | |
for Best Comedy Slip goes to motivated mum Nicky. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:27 | |
Look at that! Absolutely top-quality. Perfection, in fact. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Both feet aligned at a perfect 90-degree angle to her torso | 0:38:33 | 0:38:38 | |
and then she follows the slip with a splash! | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
Joyous! That is world-class slippage. Well done, Nicky. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
Winner of the Comedy Slip Award. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
Granny needed one of them. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
But she got in first. All power to Granny! | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
We've all heard of Hadrian's Wall, the Berlin Wall, | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
and the Great Wall of China. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
But in the barren ice sheets of Antarctica, there is another wall. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
Etched for eternity upon this towering edifice are the names | 0:39:03 | 0:39:08 | |
of all the champions ever to have defeated the Big Red Balls. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
A list stuck to my fridge door would probably have done. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:17 | |
Many have tried, many have failed, but a select few, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
a special breed, a band of the best of the best, | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
took on the Winter Wipeout Big Red Balls and conquered them. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
It is time to honour the Big Ball Crossers. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:32 | |
He was the ice sculptor from Harrogate, Jibberish Jon. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:39 | |
There's nothing small about this man. It's Height-ily Challenged Ed. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
From Harlow, 24-year-old cupcake maker Vegan Marina. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
He was the ballet-dancing driving instructor from Twickenham, | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
Ballet Driver Lawrence. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
32-year-old detective from Gloucester, Suspicious Helen. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
Ipswich's most nimble delivery driver, Tappy Toes Tom. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:09 | |
25-year-old coffee shop supervisor, Campuccino Mikey. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:13 | |
AMANDA LAUGHS | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
And from Middlesex, it's John the Cherry Man. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
Yes! | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
But there were two contestants for whom doing it once was not enough. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:26 | |
Show-offs! No. Short Shorts Dan from Warrington came back | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
and conquered the balls a second time. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
So did police officer Beep Man John. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
We will forever remember all ten of these prestigious ball-crossers, | 0:40:38 | 0:40:42 | |
their names etched in perpetuity | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
onto the Big Red Ball-Crossers' Ice-Wall of Fame. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
Oh, it's melted. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
Already tonight, I've revealed the runners-up | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award, | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
but the time has come now to announce the winner. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
I might just sit back and watch this with a biscuit. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
Monkey, bring hither a biscuit. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
Thank you, my furry ape friend. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
Wait a minute, there's something up here. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Those aren't Garibaldis, they're Jammie Dodgers. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
I like Jammie Dodgers. D'you know what might be fun? | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
I might try and eat these without using my hands. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
A-a-agh! That really hurt! | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
MUSIC: "Going Underground" by The Jam | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
And the winner is London Underground worker Patrick. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
There are two reasons why Patrick wins this award. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Firstly, he really hit the buffers at Granny's House. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Hoo-ha-ha! | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
But secondly, his nose luckily took the full force of the blow, | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
thus protecting his goggles. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
See? | 0:41:44 | 0:41:45 | |
Oh, no. No, they have snapped, they've snapped. Yeah, they did. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
Oh, well. Congratulations, Patrick, | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
the winner of the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
So, the Patrick Line won, | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
but we should also remember the scores of Winter Wipeout contestants | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
who've put their noses in the line of duty for our endless amusement. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
MUSIC: "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
A-agh! | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
Oww, indeed! And believe me when I say I know how that feels! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
It is time now for the next award, | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
and that award is the Unfortunately, My Entire Face Got In The Way award. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:31 | |
Oh, come on! Not my whole face! | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
A-a-aow! | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
MUSIC: "Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
This award honours those contestants... | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
..who didn't just use their noses... | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
..to shield themselves from physical injury. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
Oh, Dawn! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
Oh, no. These contestants were much smarter. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Yep, they used their whole face instead. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
So, who's in third place? | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Oh, look. It's Deadly Mumtaz again. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
I'm going to show you that the female of the species | 0:43:23 | 0:43:27 | |
is more deadly than the male! | 0:43:27 | 0:43:28 | |
We know. You mentioned that before. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
This master of jiu-jitsu may have five black belts to her name, | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
but there was a surprise in store on the hoops. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Years of intensive training kicked in as Mumtaz broke her fall | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
by cleverly placing her face in the way. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
See? Deadly stuff. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
In second place, it's Katri, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
the Marilyn Monroe-loving boxer from Finland. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:55 | |
It was a spirited run down the travelator, | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
but that momentum was stopped dead in its tracks, | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
as Katri cleverly put on the brakes with her face. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:05 | |
Katri reprised her unique obstacle-stopping tactic | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
when she returned to compete for the final. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
Again, she used her face to defend her body from Granny's front door. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:24 | |
Wedded to this strategy, she did it again. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
That's got to hurt, I imagine. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
But the winner of the Unfortunately, My Face Got In The Way award | 0:44:34 | 0:44:38 | |
is Baz, the baby-faced tennis coach who worked in Santa's Kitchen | 0:44:38 | 0:44:42 | |
just off the A21 in Kent. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's Wipeout time! | 0:44:44 | 0:44:49 | |
Aww! Baz wasn't quite so fresh-faced after getting his face bashed | 0:44:49 | 0:44:53 | |
by every available face-bashing obstacle on the course. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
My tactics were, "Do it as quick as you can, never give up. Go, go, go. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
"Go for everything, and the speed is as fast as you can." | 0:45:01 | 0:45:05 | |
Less haste, more speed. Wise words from one so young. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
Baz certainly did the course at speed and received quite a beating. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
If you are at all squeamish, then you may want to look away now. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
Yeah, see what I mean? And that's why Baz wins | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
the Unfortunately, My Face Got In The Way award. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
And now, for the third and final Shackleton award | 0:45:29 | 0:45:33 | |
for bravery in the face of adversity. Music, please. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:37 | |
There can be but three winners of this award, | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
and two have already been announced. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
They were strong, they were courageous | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
and I can't remember their names off the top of my head. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
Was it Tango and Cash, or am I thinking of something else? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Anyway, it's time to salute the final recipient | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
of the incredibly serious Bernie Shackleton award. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
But first, this. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:59 | |
And this. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
And also, this. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
Ha-ha! Right in the face! Time now for the final Shackleton award. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:14 | |
And the final Shackleton award goes to Gritty Tony, | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
-for showing true courage... -Come on, Tony! -..in the face of adversity. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
Tony deserves this award because, from the moment he set foot | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
on the Qualifier course, it was clear he was struggling. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
A lesser man would have thrown in the towel, but there was one thing | 0:46:30 | 0:46:35 | |
that the Winter Wipeout Qualifier course hadn't banked on. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
Tony was from Yorkshire. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:40 | |
Yorkshire grit! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! | 0:46:40 | 0:46:46 | |
-Yorkshire! Yorkshire! -Is he from Yorkshire(?) | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
Yes, he was from Yorkshire. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
Tony had trained for months to make it onto the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
His friends back home didn't believe he could do it. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
I didn't believe he could do it. Nobody believed he could do it. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
But he did do it. He did do it, didn't he? Does he do it? Does he? | 0:47:04 | 0:47:10 | |
One last log. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:14 | |
Because sure, Tony might not be the most lithe of athletes. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:19 | |
Yes, he might not be the nimblest of sportsmen. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
And like a lump of Yorkshire coal, he might be rough around the edges. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
But in his heart, there lies a diamond, and there's only one thing | 0:47:26 | 0:47:31 | |
tougher than diamond... and that's Yorkshire grit! | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
Nearly there! | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
Nearly there. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Because that is what Tony is! Yorkshire grit. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:43 | |
Well, not actual Yorkshire grit. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
I don't know where I'm going with this, | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
but as long as Tony keeps going and Jerusalem keeps playing, | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
and we all keep standing, I shall keep talking. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:56 | |
Oh, the music's stopped. I'll stop talking now. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
A wise man once said, "If you think you can, you can. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:16 | |
"And if you think you can't, you're right." | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't matter, | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
because Tony wins the final Shackleton award. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:26 | |
I told everyone I were going to do it. And I've gone and done it. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
I can't believe it. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:30 | |
I thought I were going to give up halfway round. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
But I knew, too many people watching. I weren't doing it for me. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:38 | |
It were my, my Yorkshire. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Time for the final round of the quiz I wish I'd never created. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
Did she just get hit by...? | 0:48:46 | 0:48:47 | |
Oh, OK, the first guy got hit by the pie, then it was the pie, | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
and then it was the pie again. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
I think there's a pattern emerging. There is! I've cracked it. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
It's Tevez! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:05 | |
Oh, was that the pie again?! | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
Predictably, it was the pie! Brilliant(!) The pie. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:15 | |
Yeah, I know, it's the pie. It's all right, I've got it now. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:20 | |
It's the pie! Oh, woo-hoo(!) The pie, yes. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
Just give it a rest! | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
I hate this game. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
Climate change. Tricky business, isn't it? | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
That's climate change covered. Next, I want to talk about fashion. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:35 | |
I think everybody at one time or another has reflected | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
on fashions they wore in their youth that in retrospect, they regret. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
For example. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:43 | |
Just didn't suit me. Hair worked, though. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
Manly, yes. Fashionable, no. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
How did you get that? I mean, that's not me! Anyway, move on. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:55 | |
Which brings me to the next snow globe, | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
the I Regret Wearing That Now award, | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
which celebrates clothing that was not only unfashionable | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
but also inappropriate for wintry conditions, or athletic pursuits. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:06 | |
MUSIC: "No Regrets" by Dappy | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
# I don't even recognise myself | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
# I got the heart of a winner | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
# But looking back at me is someone else | 0:50:20 | 0:50:23 | |
# No regrets, no regrets | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
# No point in crying over yesterday | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
# No regrets, no regrets | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
# Cos you ain't even seen the best of me | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
# No regrets Cos when I look in the mirror | 0:50:34 | 0:50:38 | |
# I don't even recognise... # Wardrobe malfunction. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
# ..I got the heart of a winner | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
# But lookin' back at me is someone else | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
# No regrets, no regrets | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
# No point in crying over yesterday... # | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
Aaah! A-agh. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
Have his pants fallen down? | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
Zee! | 0:51:00 | 0:51:01 | |
Runner-up in the I Regret Wearing That Now award is Angela. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:07 | |
There were some pretty cheeky contestants | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
who took on the Winter Wipeout course, | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
but Angela's wardrobe malfunction | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
earns her an undisputed second place. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
I've got to say, I don't think the Log Jam was too impressed. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
A word of warning to anyone | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
thinking of taking on the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
Don't forget to put some trousers on. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
I apologise to everyone for the exposure of my... | 0:51:34 | 0:51:38 | |
And the winner of the I Regret Wearing That Now award | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
is computer games enthusiast Pac-Sam. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
Or more technically, his bandanna. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
Sam regretted his bandanna so much, that he finally threw it away, | 0:52:05 | 0:52:09 | |
before putting it back on to do an interview. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
Absolute idiot is what I looked like in the end with this bandanna on. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:17 | |
Completely backfired. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
Yeah, although it did earn you the I Regret Wearing That Now award. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:24 | |
Well done, Sam. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:25 | |
And now, with fashion covered, I want to talk about style. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:30 | |
Style means something different to everyone. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
To me, it means a little wooden step that helps you climb over a fence. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:36 | |
As Yves Saint Laurent once said, cue music. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
He didn't say "Cue music", that was me just then. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
He said, "Fashions fade, yet style is eternal." | 0:52:41 | 0:52:45 | |
And that's why he was so good at... was it tennis? | 0:52:45 | 0:52:49 | |
Tonight's penultimate award is in honour of those who, | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
whilst taking a beating on the Winter Wipeout course, | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
did it with grace, poise and dignity. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:57 | |
Contestants with style, we salute you! | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
The Winter Wipeout Style Award recognises those contestants | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
who did something special, because if you're going to fall, fall with flair. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
If you're going to plunge, plunge with panache, | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
and if you're going to leave, leave with style. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
Runner-up is Suspicious Helen, with this sublime performance. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:49 | |
She had timing, she had grace, and she had bruises, I suspect. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
At precisely the same time, she was matched by Donald Jack. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
He had power, he had amazing upper body strength... | 0:54:00 | 0:54:03 | |
and an incredibly bouncy ribcage. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
Together, they created something that was really quite exquisite. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:11 | |
But there can only be one winner of the Winter Wipeout Style Award, | 0:54:13 | 0:54:17 | |
and that goes to Bean-Powered Kim, who takes the prize for this. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:22 | |
Just look at the height, | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
the coordination, the blind panic, | 0:54:34 | 0:54:38 | |
the shape, the mid-air scissor kicks | 0:54:38 | 0:54:43 | |
and finally the face-bomb. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
Magnificent! | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
She really is the whole package! | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
Stylish Kim, we salute you with the Winter Wipeout Style Award. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:03 | |
That dive, I think on an Olympic scale, would be nine out of ten. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
That Tom guy, nowhere near as good as me. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
So, what a show it's been. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
Awards for bravery, for stupidity, for getting hit on the hooter. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:19 | |
Which leads us to the final award tonight, | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
Best Winter Wipeout Presenter. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
This is an award I'm quietly confident of winning, | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
with me being the only presenter of the show, as well as Amanda. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
I've got my speech prepared, practised my surprised face, | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
and already put an order in for the number plate W1N3R, spells Winner. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:41 | |
Here goes. The nominees for Best Winter Wipeout Presenter are... | 0:55:41 | 0:55:45 | |
How high did I go? | 0:55:47 | 0:55:48 | |
Wax-on, wax-off! Ah, come on! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Drum roll, please. Thank you. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
And the winner is... | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
..it's a roll over. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:05 | |
That's brilliant, I could win it twice next year! | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
So that's it for the first ever series of Winter Wipeout. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
All that remains is for me to say thank you to Amanda, and also | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
to each and every Winter Wipeout contestant in alphabetical order. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:23 | |
Here we go. Thanks, Aaron. Thanks, Alistair. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
Thanks, Angela. Thanks, Amy... | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
MUSIC: "You Give A Little Love" by Paul Williams | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
Ready. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:32 | |
# We could have been anything that we wanted to be | 0:56:32 | 0:56:38 | |
# And it's not too late to change | 0:56:39 | 0:56:44 | |
# I'd be delighted to give it some thought... # | 0:56:46 | 0:56:52 | |
A-agh! A-agh! Rrr, I'm angry now! | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
# ..We could have been anything that we wanted to be | 0:57:00 | 0:57:04 | |
# Yes, that decision was ours | 0:57:06 | 0:57:10 | |
# It's been decided we're weaker divided | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
# Let friendship double up our powers | 0:57:16 | 0:57:20 | |
# We could have been anything that we wanted to be... # | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:28 | |
# Yes, that decision was ours | 0:57:28 | 0:57:31 | |
# It's been decided we're weaker divided | 0:57:32 | 0:57:37 | |
# Let friendship double up our powers... # | 0:57:37 | 0:57:40 | |
It's probably that thing I ordered. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 | |
Yep, yep. Very funny. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
Kiss. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:48 | |
# ..You give a little love and it all comes back to you... # | 0:57:48 | 0:57:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:57:51 | 0:57:53 | |
# ..You know you're gonna be remembered | 0:57:53 | 0:57:56 | |
# For the things that you say and do... # | 0:57:56 | 0:58:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
# ..You give a little love and it all comes back to you | 0:58:03 | 0:58:08 | |
# Da da da da-da-da-da You're gonna be remembered... # | 0:58:08 | 0:58:13 | |
If you've been inspired by what you've been watching | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
and want to have a go yourself, then please go to... | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
Don't bother reading the Terms and Conditions. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
It amounts to, "It might hurt a bit, or a lot." | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
# ..You know you're gonna be remembered | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
# For the things that you say and do | 0:58:30 | 0:58:34 | |
# Da da da da-da-da-da | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
# You give a little love and it all comes back to you | 0:58:36 | 0:58:42 | |
# Da da da da-da-da-da | 0:58:42 | 0:58:45 | |
# You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do | 0:58:45 | 0:58:50 | |
# Da da da da-da-da-da | 0:58:50 | 0:58:53 | |
# You give a little love and it all comes back to you. # | 0:58:53 | 0:58:59 | |
Absolutely knackered! I'm not going to lie to you. | 0:58:59 | 0:59:02 | |
That was a lot tougher than what I expected! | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 |