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-Who's the Cherry Man? -I think you're the Cherry Man. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
I'm the Ice Cream Man! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
But tonight on Winter Wipeout, everything changes. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
Who's the Cherry Man? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
-I'm thinking John's the Cherry Man. -The Ice Cream Man is back! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
The greatest Winter Wipeout contestants in history are back, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
and this time, for the second time, it's serious. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
But there can be only one series champion. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Let the wintry final begin! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Welcome to what I'm already calling the sporting event of the decade. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
Feel free to join in with that. It's the inaugural Winter Wipeout final. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
I've got my Des Lynam 'tache, my vintage jumper, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
and my 1980s videprinter bringing you all the results as they happen. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
Obviously nothing's actually happened yet. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Today's schedule looks like this. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
12:15, live Winter Wipeout qualifying from Buenos Aires. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
At 12:45, all the latest ski-lifting from Buenos Aires. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
At 2:30, all your Winter Blunderland action from Buenos Aires. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
There may be a delay but stick with us. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
At 4:30 we'll go to Aintree for Final Score, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
that's the Wipeout Zone. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
After that, a special treat, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
a brand new series of Strictly Little & Large. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
That really is a smashing line-up. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Time to go to chief Winter Wipeout reporter Amanda Byram | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
using our state-of-the-art satellite link-up. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Amanda, what's the weather like by the course? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Pretty chilly, I expect. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
Probably the satellite delay there. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
While we wait for that to be fixed, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
news just in from the Crucible, there's been a pitch invasion. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
I'm not sure how that works. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I'm hearing we can now go over to Amanda. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Some come to conquer. Some come to entertain. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
Some come to do both with a wardrobe that embarrasses the missus. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-How you doing, Ross? -Really well, thank you. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Didn't want to mention the moustache but it's not been that long since I've seen you. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
-What's with the facial hair? -It's the champion show. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
This is my serious look. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
The moustache is there, psyching the competition out. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Ross, tell me about your last experience here. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
You were fastest on the qualifier | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
yet victory in the Wipeout Zone eluded you. What happened? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Little arms. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Last time round, Ross struggled on the Wipeout Zone, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
but he didn't give up. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Steely nerve and determination. How brave is Ross? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
9:13, that is a series record. For the slowest run. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
You and your facial furniture get out there and do it. Good luck. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
I will now attempt the Winter Wipeout qualifier | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
without the aid of a safety net, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
but this time with a magnificent moustache to cushion the blow. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
He's not all right in the head, is he? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
The moustache won't help, but talking of cushioning, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Ross is about to face the most dangerous cushion | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
the world has ever seen, because the Winter Blob is back! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
What more fitting way is there to begin a sporting final | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
than to propel a human skyward using a barrel filled with wine? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Yes! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
That is glorious. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Ross must now make his way to the next obstacle pretty quickly, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
as there are 18 other finalists in the queue to beat his time. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Champions or no champions, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Granny's House has been a real hit this series. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
So, here goes Ross, protective 'tache and all. | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
Ooh! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Actually, Granny's got a moustache, but it's bigger than Ross's. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Still has more of Granny's House to go. Come on. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
I think just caught by Tevez the dog, missed the door, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
and a beautiful dive. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Ross and his 'tache must take on the Big Red Balls. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Think there might be some 'tache wax on that second ball. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
Just the Log Jam with added toast rack for Ross. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
Looking pretty quick as well. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Ooh! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
This is slowing him down somewhat. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
As it is the final, the severity level on each obstacle | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
has been ramped up to "destroy" setting, as Ross has just found out. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Onto the second log, now he has to climb over that bar, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
under it won't do. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Come on, the powers of the 'tache! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
He's got the finish podium all over his 'tache. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Nevertheless, Ross climbs to the finish in 2:48, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
but with some stiff competition, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
will that be enough to earn him a place in the next round? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:32 | |
-How's that moustache holding up? -It's still there. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Do you think it made you more aerodynamic? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
It made me more dynamic. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Second to face the final qualifier today is good egg Amy. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Last time, Amy was inspired by her lucky egg to third | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
place in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I wonder if she's got any new tactics for us this time? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I'm not sure the pull-down woolly hat tactic is a goer. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
No! Why would she do that? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Apparently that was Amy's stunt egg. What crazy mind games are these? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
It looks like Amanda's been entrusted with the real lucky egg. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Come on, Amy, get cracking. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Oh, yes! Nose hold and away she goes. Beautiful. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
That lucky egg seems to be helping | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
because Amy's made it to the Log Jam already. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Power's in the egg! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
On the second, she's going over the bar, under the bar. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
-Do it for your egg, Amy. -Come on, Amy! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Oh, yes! What a good egg. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Amy finishes in 2:27. Amanda's so happy she could crush an egg. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:53 | |
No, she mustn't. Definitely don't. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
She can't. Get comfortable, this could take some time. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
-Ha-ha! -Oh, there you go. Got there in the end. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
I'm in the mood now for a champion, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
and here's the first champion of the day. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
This high-speed Dorset farmer ploughed a winning furrow | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
to win the trophy and £10,000. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
What did your friends & family say? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
My best friend came up to me and said, "How did you win Wipeout? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
"You can't even walk up the stairs without falling down." | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-I hope you don't come a cropper today. -I'll do my best. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Now THAT is a proper job! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Ooh arr! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
So the Dorset champion's at Granny's House for the second time. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Ooh, careful! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Yes, no! In the slurry. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
First champion ball run of the day, here we go. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Yes, good! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Bad. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Tristan quickly to the Log Jam, this is looking good now. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-No, ooh! -Hang on tight, Tristan! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
Yes, onto the second log. He messed up here last time, so come on! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
There's no dignity in this, is there? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Here we go. No, no! History repeating. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Sinister log operator 1, Tristan 0. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
But Jet Tractor Tristan climbs to the finish podium | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
in the fastest time so far. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Who's pushing the button? He needs a slap. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Now for our runner-up. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
This is Marilyn Monroe fan and boxer Katri Likes It Hot. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Just getting myself in the zone for a wintry chatette | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
with my favourite boxing make-up artist, Katri. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-How you doing? -Hello, hello. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Let me just say, hair immaculate, make-up immaculate, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
steely determination to win here today? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-You tell me. -Absolutely. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Today I'm going to add some speed into the game. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
-That's my tactic. Aaah! -Rogue bee, nice! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
This is it. Woohoo! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Floating like a butterfly! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Not exactly, but there's that rogue bee! It's overtaken her! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Katri's from Finland and hates cold water, | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
and she's come back for a second time. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Oh, she's stayed on! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
No, she hasn't. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
At least that bee can't get Katri underwater while she finds her head. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Second go now. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh, yes. Ouch! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
This is horrific. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Oh! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Onto the balls now. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
One, two, three, hang on! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, no! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Oh, such a shame she didn't finish that! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
# I'm just a girl... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
On to the Toast Rack. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Ding ding ding. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Despite getting wet on every obstacle, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Katri tops the leaderboard with a magnificent: | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
This is Rob Boy and Olly Pudding, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
both boxers, both champions | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
and both look so young, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
they'd probably will spend their prize money on sweeties or comics. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
He may look like a boy, but he's really a man. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Yeah, weird. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Er, OK. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
What? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Here goes Rob Boy. Oh, yes, a flip. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
There was nothing boyish about that, Rob Boy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Well, with Rob past the Blob, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
it's time for Granny's House. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
This champion is being outboxed by a door. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Knockout. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Here's Olly. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Same place. These two do have a lot in common. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Right, here's Rob. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
-Double knockout. -Rob! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
There's Olly, striding to the big red balls. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
No, not good. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
-And Rob, taking a more direct approach. -Come on, Rob. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
He's like Peter Pan. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Third ball... -Oh, no! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Last time round, Rob did a spectacular roll on the Log Jam. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Followed by an unspectacular slide off the finish podium. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Can Rob manage to make it on to the podium this time and stay there? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:03 | |
-Come on, Rob, you can do it. -Nearly there. Nearly... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Yea... -No. No, he can't. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Here's Olly, and their times are looking pretty close at the moment. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Come on, Olly. Yes. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
And a champion leap from Olly Pudding, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
2:16 is the time. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
But what's this? No way. It's a dead heat. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
2:16 too. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
It's a champion draw. If there is such a thing. Well, there is now. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
There it is, look. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I wanted to go "Woo-hoo-hoo!" But it turned into an "Aaaghh!" | 0:12:34 | 0:12:40 | |
It wasn't nice. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
So Katri Likes It Hot | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
has scorched into first place on this first Snowboard, | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
with those champions Olly and Rob in joint second. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Jet-Tractor Tristan's in fourth. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Good Egg Amy is fifth and currently in sixth is New Tache Ross. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
Now, I have had a lot of enquiries about my jumper. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Like this letter, which caught my eye. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Mostly because of the red ink and capital letters. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
It says, "Dear, Richard. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
"Please, please, please, please, please, please can you tell me | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
"which shop you got your jumper from?" | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
That's nice. "So I know where to avoid..." | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
I should probably have read that silently to myself | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
before I read it out loud. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Never mind. So whilst this final is all about champions, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
these next three competitors all came second in their Wipeout Zones. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
Oh, hang on. This is a wind-up. No-one's actually called Gok Wan. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
It's Speedy Pants Aaron. Catchphrase King John. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
-And Soft-Scoop Stu. -The ice-cream man is back. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
But which of these three almost-champions will be the fastest? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
-Stuart, what happened the last time you were here? -I was ballistic. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:50 | |
No. THAT'S ballistic! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Here's Soft-Scoop Stu. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Ooh, hard wooden door. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
And Speedy Pants Aaron. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Not speedy enough. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
And Catchphrase King John. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Ooh. Ow. Not to worry, John loves to tell jokes. Apparently. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
So here come the funnies. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Still smiling, I see, John. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Trying to, yes. CANNED LAUGHTER | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Did you enjoy your experience last time? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Last time, I had a fantastic time. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
I didn't really want to come back, I was forced onto the plane. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
CANNED LAUGHTER | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-Tell me about your last experience. -I was in a library | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
and I started screaming and everybody said "Shh", | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
and on the flight here, I started screaming and everybody joined in. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
-What do your family think about you being a finalist? -They don't know I'm here. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
I told them I was in Scotland, studying rocks. CANNED LAUGHTER | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
That's almost so funny it actually stopped being funny. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Now, you see, that was funnier. It was. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Last time, Aaron only missed out on championship glory | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
by the narrowest of margins. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Four seconds, which is far too close. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
It was an expensive four seconds. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
If you do it here today, Aaron, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
-would you do something special with the money? -Yes. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
I'd use it very wisely | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
and I think my girlfriend might be in for a bit of a treat. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-You're going to take her for a burger? -No. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
So, Speedy Pants Aaron takes on the Big Balls for a second time. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Here we go, one, two, three... Hang on. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Come on, come on... | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Oh, no. No! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Aaron has been slowed a bit by that ball fall. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
One last jump to the finish podium. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, no. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
His girlfriend might not be getting that burger after all. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
But here is Catchphrase King John. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
And he has made it in a sOllyd 2:21. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Soft-Scoop Stu is the runner-up of these runners-up. 2:45. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
And finally, Speedy Pants Aaron finishes in 3:18. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
Now, remember Campuccino Mikey, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
the dancing coffee-shop manager from Birmingham? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Oh, who left that latte glass there? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Now, he boogied his way into second place in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Looks like he's been limbering up for revenge. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
# You make me feel | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
# Mighty real | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
# Well, you got me going like I knew you would | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
# And the music's in me and I feel real hot... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
VOICE: Get on with it. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
-Get on with it. -Yeah. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Oh, yes, that's more like it! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
I love this thing. Look. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Joining Mikey on the Travelator now. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Last time, Mikey walked straight off the second ball, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
but can he give a more impressive performance this time? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Gingerly approaches. Oh, yes, this is good. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Yes. Yea... Hang on! Unbelievable! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Did you see that? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
He was so quick, I almost missed it. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
What beautiful choreography | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
and the only Ball Crossing in this final so far. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Oh, it's... I don't know, is it inspiration? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
It's something? It's amazing. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Look, he just ran. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
So, can he complete the set and make it over to the finish? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Come on, Mikey, come on. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Oh, he's crushed his macchiatos. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Despite that, Mikey tops the leaderboard | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
with an outstanding 2:07. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
-I did the balls! -Yes, you did. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
If I don't get through the qualifier, I've done the balls. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
And if I do go on and qualify, the other one's best watch out, | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
cos I'm not coming second again. No chance. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Aha, a fanfare. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Because this is the man who robbed Campuccino Mikey of that trophy. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
-Dan! -It's Dan, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
holder of the record for fastest time on the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Hard luck, Mikey. Aw. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
There is a feeling of magic in the air right now. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Not only am I joined by my favourite magician, | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
but also miraculous Wipeout winner, Dan from Herefordshire. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-How does it feel to be back? -It feels amazing. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-I can't wait, I'm so... -Dan's got no time for interviews. He's off. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Now that is magic. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Now you see him... | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
now you don't. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
# Take me | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
# Baby, take me | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
# High up where... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Seems like he's got hours in the air | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
to read a book and think about stuff and then splash down. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Last time Dan took on Granny's House, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
he got a door right in the Magic Circle. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
So, can he use his magic powers to defeat Granny this time? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
# Could it be magic now? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Ooh. No. No, he can't. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Ala-Ka-Dan's arch nemesis Mikey just crossed the balls, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
so surely Dan can do it too? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Oh, no. -No! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
It looked promising, it was a great start | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
but it sort of ran out of steam. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
So, 2:07 is the target if Dan is going to beat Mikey. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
And he is looking quick. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
Yeah, the old leg trick. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Now you see it... | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
and now you don't. Ow. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Dan, no! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
But what's this? Dan has beaten Mikey by eight seconds. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Ta-da! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
So now he tops the board. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Dan, Dan, the magic man. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
Could this be magic, oh? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-Oh? -Oh. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
-Oh? -Hopefully. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-Oh? -Oh. -Oh? -Phew. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Now, remember New School Cool Ben? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
The two things you need to know about him are: | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
one, he was runner-up to Rob Boy. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
And two, he doesn't like getting his hair wet. That's unfortunate. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:21 | |
HOOTER | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
Vertical. Good. Yes. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
OK, here goes Ben to the balls. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
All right, keep it cool. Look at that. Here he goes. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
I've got a good feeling about this. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Ben, hold on. That's it, that's it. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Second ball, third, fourth. Come on. No... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Oh, no! -Oh, Ben! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Ben so nearly became today's second Ball Crosser. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
That final leap wasn't quite far enough. Just the Log Jam to go. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
On to the Toast Tack. Getting a bit of a jiggling there. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Ooh, yes, that was cool. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
# He's going to blow your mind | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
# Superman | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Wow. And that is the fastest time of the day so far. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
There he is, New School Cool Ben tops the Snowboard. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Rob Boy and Olly Pudding in joint fifth. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Jet-Tractor Tristan down in eighth. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
And Speedy Pants Aaron in 12th place. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Now for another returning champion. It's Short Shorts Dan. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Last time, Dan crossed all four Big Balls on his way to winning the 10,000. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:35 | |
You are the Winter Wipeout Champion! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
It's time to see how this entertainments manager from Warrington fares this time. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
To be a Winter Wipeout winner, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
you have to be athletic, fearless and daring. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
And in Dan's case, an entertainer with a big, massive pair of... | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
Er, trousers. No, that's just silly. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Ta-da! Dan, welcome back. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Last time, you had a big, massive pair of... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Alsatians? Why would it be Alsatians? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Yes, I did. Everyone thought I was a weed, but I proved them all wrong. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
You certainly did, you and your big, massive pair of... | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Spectacles. No. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Jazz hands. Ta-da! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Jazz hands, of course. Yeah, I knew that. OK. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Here we go. There they are in action. Look at that. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
SERENE PIANO MUSIC | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
Short shorts and jazz hands still intact, that's good news. | 0:22:55 | 0:23:01 | |
Oh. That's not good news, that bit there. No. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
-Right, here he goes again. -Finger clicks. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
What's happened to his jazz hands? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Yeah, I think they're still on that door, stuck to it. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Dan has already crossed the balls this series, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
so he couldn't do it twice. I mean, you just do it once. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Yeah, yeah, that's it. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
He's on the second ball. Maybe he could do it again. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
-Yes! -What is going on today? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Dan has joined that even more exclusive group than the Ball Crossers Club. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
He's joined the Twice Ball Crossers Club Club, thing, Club. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
Just the brutal Log Jam to go. Got a good feeling about this as well. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Bit of a rattling on the Toast Rack, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
but he's going to get back to his feet | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
any second now. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
Over the toast. Oh, dear. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-And Dan finishes in 2:02. -Jazz hands! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:10 | |
Just one second behind Snowboard topper Ben. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
But crossing the Big Balls twice in a series is an achievement enough for any man. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:18 | |
From one champion to another. Beep Man John, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
who's a pOllyceman and an expert at beep tests. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
-Beep. -beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:32 | |
-What? -See? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Oh, John. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
John delivered an arresting performance last time | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
and beat Speedy Pants Aaron and Good Egg Amy to take home the title. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
You are the Winter Wipeout Champion! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Today, John is pitted against CID officer | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
and runner-up Suspicious Helen. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
This speedy cop is back on the case | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
and I won't be happy with second place. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Here we go. And they're off. Yes. It's the Flying Squad! | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Grudge match time, Granny versus John. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Yeah. Granny wins. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Suspicious Helen dodges the pie and the door. This is good. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-This is very goo... Oh, no. -No! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Coppers to the balls. John crossed them last time. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Helen's on to ball two. And so's John. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
Helen to ball three. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
And so's John. This is getting weird. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Helen's on four. This is incredible. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
John is as well. I cannot believe my eyes. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Look, Suspicious Helen becomes today's third Ball Crosser. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
That is astonish... No way. Beep Man John becomes the fourth. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
Utterly incredible stuff. This truly is a champions' show. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
John getting roughed up by the Toast Rack, but he's hanging on. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
What just happened? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
OK, Helen's turn. She's landed butter side up. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
How is she staying on this thing now? She's getting a battering. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm surprised she hung on as long as she did. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
This truly is neck and neck | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
and both coppers reach the finish podium in 2:07. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
This is astonishing. The final show keeps getting better and better. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
I have never seen the videprinter looking like that. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Four Ball Crossers, it's just bonkers. OK, back to the action. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:39 | |
Purple skirt, man's shirt, yep, it's another John. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Gibberish John, the talkative ice-sculptor who came third in his Wipeout Zone. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
He's going to be chatty, I just know. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
I've come in white to blend into the background. Nice and white. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
I've noticed that. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
LAUGHS | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
It wasn't that funny, John. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Right, OK. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Granny won't like John's flamboyant hairstyle, I'm telling you now. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:10 | |
But he's past the front door. Great leap. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
-Backdoor's got him. -Oh, John! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Four Ball Crossers so far today, surely there won't be a fifth? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Will there? Hang on. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
This is just... No way. It's happening again, isn't it? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
-Five Ball Crossers! -Yes! -Awesome job from Gibberish John. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
Whoa. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
Log Jam on destroy setting again. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
John's still on, though. No, no, he's not. He's off. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
This is a very quick run, all the same. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-Gibberish John makes it to the finish in 2:06. -Wipeout! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-Remember this guy? It's John. -Who's the champion? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
-Not you, John, you were runner-up. -Who's the Cherry Man? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
Yeah, that's right, John is the Cherry Man. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
John, from Sunbury-on-Thames, how are you? | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
I am the Cherry Man, thank you, Amanda. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
I hope you're going to be the cherry on the top of the chorus, John. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
I'm back and I'm ready to win this. Who's the Cherry Man? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
I think you're the Cherry Man. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
The Cherry Man's back to take more flak. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Who's the Cherry Man? Aaggh! | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
I'm thinking John's the Cherry Man. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
Who's the Cherry Man? Aaggh! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
Ah, a late result straight from Amanda. John is the Cherry Man. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
Thanks, Amanda. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:45 | |
HOOTER | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
That is some cherry juicing right there...John. Another John. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:58 | |
What's with all the Johns? Can we not have as many Johns next time? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
There may be a lot of Johns today, but only one Cherry Man. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
Oh, yeah. Here we go. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
And he's straight on to ball two. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Hang on a minute, this is getting silly. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
You don't think... | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
He's on the final ball. He's not going to...? | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
He has! | 0:29:19 | 0:29:20 | |
John the Cherry Man becomes the sixth Ball Crosser of the day. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:26 | |
This competition is just astounding. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
# Sherry, can you come out tonight? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
# Come, come Come out tonight... # | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
And he's made it. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
-Yeah! -Yes, yes, with two minutes 14, | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
John the Cherry Man has squeezed himself into the top 12. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
Oh, oh. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
Wow. This is all too much for me. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
Aaah. Oh. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Right, just two more left in this qualifier | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
and they've got history with each other. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
Hold onto your facial hair. This is the rematch of the century. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:02 | |
First, it's returning champion, Baby-face Baz the tennis coach. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
-Last time he was here. -Whoa. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
Baz just beat Wheelie Dan the dustbin man to claim the crown. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Baz, you are the champion! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
Let's rewind for a second. The gap between you and Baz, what was it? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:29 | |
Five seconds between us. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:30 | |
It's, you know, a slap in the face but he deserved it, | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
-he'd done harder, worked harder. -Deserved a slap in the face? | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
Oh, yeah, he did, afterwards, I was close. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
-Did the boy become a man here, last time, Baz? -I did, indeed. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
-I proved Danny that I was going to beat him. Grr. -Grr. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
It's the big finale. A fitting end to this final qualifier. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
-Grr. -Grr. -Wahey! | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
When these guys eventually land, the battle is on. Here we go. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:04 | |
-Ha-ha. -Whoa. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
Here goes Dan. Right, oh, door's got him. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
But he's back up, what a recovery. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Tevez the dog. Getting past, oh, yeah. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
Nudged by the back door but still on. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
So, Dan's archrival Baz, now. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Ow. Ow. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
Baby-face smashed in. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Baz has handed Dan the advantage. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
So, can Dan join the massed ranks of today's ball-crossers? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
Whoa. Oh-ho-ho. Come on, oh, no. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
Oh, he nearly made it with sheer momentum. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Dan was a bin bag's breadth from becoming the seventh | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
to get over those things today. That was amazing. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Baz is trailing a bit now. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
This is an incredibly fast run, so far, from Wheelie Dan | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Over the bar. Come on, nearly there. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
-Oh, yeah, ow. -Ah! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
So, it's back to Baz who is some way behind Wheelie Dan, here. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
How about a second slice of toast. Come on. Woo-hoo. He's still on. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:33 | |
Oh, makes he second log, under the bar. He's got go over. Over the bar. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:39 | |
Oh, and he is through to Ski Lift with two minutes 13. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:44 | |
But Wheelie Dan's handsomely beaten Baz with a time of one minute 54. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:49 | |
What a qualifier. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Wheelie Dan's shot to the top in this incredibly close qualifier, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
only 22 seconds separating the top 12. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Suspicious Helen's in sixth. Beat Man John also in sixth. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
And there's a tie in 12th place, Ollie Pudding and Rob Boy. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
So, it's going to be a photo finish. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
The photos, please. Thank you. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
Well, um, that hasn't helped. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
So, it's going to come down to fractions of a second, instead. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
I'm not very good with fractions, I'll need my pencil case. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:21 | |
Set square. Compasses. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
One of those. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
Right, now, I just wait for the answer to come to me. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
Ollie Pudding was quickest. Don't ask to see my working out. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:38 | |
So, now, it's time to say goodbye | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
to those not-quite-champion-enough champions, | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
who didn't make it to the Ski Lift. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
# When you go | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
# Will you send back | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
# A letter from America? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
# Take a look at the rail track | 0:33:53 | 0:33:58 | |
# From Miami to Canada. # | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
It's the final Ski Lift and the same rules apply. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
12 champions and runners-up try to hang on in there | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
as the Scary Ski Poles get ever higher. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
Last five still hanging are through to the next round. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
The other seven take their seats on the losers' bench. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
For the first time ever. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:41 | |
There's a big difference between a normal Ski Lift | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
and the final Ski Lift. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
Oh, no, wait, there's not. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
Except that this one might take a little bit longer | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
cos they're all really good. Rrr. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
-Are you all already? -Yeah! | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
CLAXON | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
He was the fastest binman in the qualifier. It's Wheelie Dan. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
Baz, I'm taking you to the landfill, woop-woop! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
Still having a go at his archrival. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Danny, it's time to put out the trash. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
Baby-face Baz, the champion with a score to settle. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
Then there's New School Cool Ben, Gibberish Jon and Ala-Ka-Dan. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
I may be up against some big biceps | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
but nothing's going to out-power my magic wand. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
-There's the cops' Beat Man John. -This course is no copper stopper | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
I'm going to stay on proper. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
-This corpse is not going to drop. -And Suspicious Helen. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
There's Katri Likes It Hot. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
Cappuccino Mikey and, finally, John the Cherry Man. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:40 | |
-I know what he's going to say. -Who's the Cherry Man? -I knew that. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
We had established that already, but OK. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
As the Scary Ski Poles get going, | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
the first seven contestants to fall will be eliminated. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
-This is going to be tense. -And they are off. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
What a champion start this is. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:55 | |
And straightaway, there's Short Shorts Dan in trouble. Oh. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:01 | |
There's Dan and John opting for the legs-up approach. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
What is JP doing? | 0:36:04 | 0:36:05 | |
So, there's Dan. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
-Argh! -Dan! -Oh, no, Short Shorts Dan is down and out. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:16 | |
Yeah, that was just one pummelling too many for Dan. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
This former champion is the first victim of today's Ski Lift. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
My jazz hands are tired now but they've won once, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
they've held that trophy once, | 0:36:25 | 0:36:26 | |
they don't need hold it again, it's all right. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
Short Shorts Dan heads out of the competition. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
The next six to fall will lose all they've worked for | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
in the blink of an eye. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
So, there's Mikey. John the Cherry Man. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
Oh, no. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
-John the Cherry Man is out. -Cherry John just got pipped to the post. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
Maybe that snow made John lose his grip but he slipped. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
And ducked. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
My cherry has been picked but I'm not yet squeezed. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
Moving, cherry-related words from John, there. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
There's New School Cool Ben, good work. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
Ooh, Suspicious Helen. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
They're all making light work of those Scary Ski Poles, | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
look how high they are already. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
But then these are champions, you see, | 0:37:07 | 0:37:08 | |
it's a higher quality of competitor. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
There's Dan. Gibberish Jon. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
Oh. Oh, no. Suspicious Helen is the next fall. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
She took that right in the champion face. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Yeah, that Scary Ski Pole caught her right in the kisser. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
Then she had a little lie down on the podium before going for a swim. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
Ouch. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:29 | |
I'm going to be going home with my head held low, unfortunately. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
No, no, Helen shouldn't hang her head low | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
with such stiff competition today, | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
it is a great achievement to get this far. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
It hurts but it's great. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
So, back to the game | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
and the next four to fall will be heading out of the competition. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
So, there's Ben just managing to hang on. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
-Gibberish Jon, there. -I tell you what, Jon is not letting go. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
Oh. Who's that? It's Wheelie Dan. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
Oh, Wheelie Dan's gone. And Mikey. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Mikey. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
And Gibberish Jon. Wow. Oh, carnage, all of a sudden. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
He was the fastest in the qualifier | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
but Dan's charge was ended by that Ski Pole. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
I thought I could get through it but in the end, it was, | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
like, smack, straight in the face and you just can't hold on. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
This is the thing, they've held on for so long, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
those Ski Poles are so high. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:22 | |
Cappuccino Mikey had his torso rearranged. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Can't find a word that describes how unbearable the feeling is. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
You know, that you didn't get through when you tried your hardest. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
Poor Mikey. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
Then Gibberish Jon was temporarily shut up, | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
courtesy of a Ski Pole in his gob. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:38 | |
Get ready for a long interview, I'm going to get comfortable. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
It is the most intense feeling of adrenaline | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
as you're body's firing. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
'Yeah, couple of sugars as well. In mine. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
'Is he still going? Yeah. Oh, that's better, that's better. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:54 | |
'Leave it there, thank you, thank you.' | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
-It's crunch time, now. -Got one more, people. Just one more. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:02 | |
Yup, we have. The next person to fall will be eliminated. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:07 | |
-There's Katri, Ollie Pudding. -Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, oi, oi, oi. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
There's Baz. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
-Oh, Baz! -In trouble. Hold on. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Ooh, ooh, no. Baz is out. Heartbreaking. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
Katri just managed to dodge the bullet | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
but not so for Baby-face Baz. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
And with that wallop, Baz is the final contestant to be eliminated. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:30 | |
So close, yet so far. I knew there were six on there as well. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
-I just missed out. -Oh, poor little face. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:43 | |
So, five contestants are through to the next round. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
They're playing for the elite status | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
of Last Champion Hanging. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
And they are, Katri Likes It Hot. Ala-Ka-Dan. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
New School Cool Ben. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
Ollie Pudding. And Beat Man John. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
They're just after glory now. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:00 | |
The Last Man or Woman Hanging. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
So, Katri's just holding on. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
Ooh, ow. Ooh, ooh. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
-Beat Man John takes one for the force. -Wipeout! | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
There's Ben. Ooh, he's slipped. Oh. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
-Oh, and Ollie Pudding. -Will it be Katri or will it be Dan? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
There's Katri, still hanging on. Determined. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Dan. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:33 | |
Ow. Ooh. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:40 | |
Oh, and with that magical fall, the Last Man Hanging today is... | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Katri! | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
Not a man. It's Katri, well done, Katri. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
Wow. I can't get over how tense that Ski Lift was. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
What a competition this is becoming. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
The other thing I can't get over | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
is the overpowering smell of this jumper. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
It's like a mix of 25-year-old musk and Mr Desmond Lynam. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:11 | |
It's been most manly thing I've ever smelt. Makes me want to wrestle. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:15 | |
But I can't sit around smelling pullovers all day, | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
it's time to get on with Winter Blunderland. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
It's an all-out champion's dash across the Blunderland course | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
which has been ramped up for the final. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
So, the really hard, rotating bone-thing, just got much harder. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
And the ice-cube-chucking, stroppy skiers are, if anything, | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
even more stroppy. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
Two heats. Last across in each heat is eliminated. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
The three who survive those heats are today's finalists. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
One step away from being crowned Series Champion. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
It's the last Winter Blunderland of the series. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
I'm feeling pretty emotional. They're feeling pretty sick, really. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
-Anyway, are you all ready? -Yeah! | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
And so, a reminded of this elite band of blunderers. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:14 | |
He's crossed the balls twice. It's Beat Man John. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
He's a born entertainer. It's Ala-Ka-Dan. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
He's rather cool and from the new school. It's New School Cool Ben. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:28 | |
Last Woman Standing and hanging. It's Katri Likes It Hot. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:33 | |
-And, finally... -Argh! | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
..the speedy, loud, pudding-maker. It's Ollie Pudding. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
Oh! My God. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
And as the Wizard comes to a halt, | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
the last contestant across will be eliminated. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
This is going to be exciting, I know it, it is. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
OK, that's Ollie out of the Trap first, | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
closely followed by Ben and Katri. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
Ooh, ooh, they're chucking. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
-Come on, Ollie. -But Ollie's making good progress. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
He's onto the Crankshaft straightaway | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
and is moving pretty fast today. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
Ollie hanging on in there. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Ooh, he's made it. Roteratator next for him. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:10 | |
There's John. Biding his time. This is great from Ollie. Iceberg next. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:16 | |
-Ooh. Oh, no. -Ollie. -Oh, he's going to have to swim back to the ladder. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
Bad luck. John, now, in the lead and looking good. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
-Yes! -Woo-hoo. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Beat Man John makes it, comfortably, into the next heat. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
The action carries on. Here's Ben on the Iceberg, getting dizzy. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
It's faster today, isn't it? | 0:43:33 | 0:43:35 | |
OK. Everything's faster. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
So, there's Ollie. Oh, no. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
Double whammy. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
Ollie and Ben doing a synchronised fall. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
That's a beautiful thing. OK, here's Katri. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:50 | |
-Come on, Katri. -Onto the Iceberg. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
That's really... It's like getting into a washing machine. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
Come on, come on. Yes, it's all in the timing. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
Oh, no, oh. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:00 | |
That dismount is proving difficult today. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
Katri will need to take the long route back. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
Yeah, just first finding her face wherever it dropped into the pool. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
There's Ben, going for it again! | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
Dan, waiting in the wings. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
Here's Olly. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
Oh... Oh no! | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
No, he's out again! | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
So Ala-Ka-Dan with a chance now. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
This is anybody's game. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
-Ah! Yes. Dan's through. -Dan! | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
With that marvellous jump Dan is in the second heat | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
and the next two contestants across will join him. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
Katri in trouble...oh! | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
Oh! That's novel. No, that's not going to work. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:41 | |
She's last in the queue now, has to go back to the beginning. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
Ben is out in front. Must be getting tired. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
That's Ben, makes the leap, he's across. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
Olly now. Katri's only hope is that he falls in here. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:54 | |
He's on the iceberg, and he's made it, which means the last lady | 0:44:54 | 0:44:58 | |
and Ski Lift champion Katri Likes It Hot, has been eliminated. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
Bad luck. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Katri... | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
Oh, my darling girl, you quite literally just went | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
ten rounds with Winter Blunderland | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
and lost! Oh no! | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
I know, I know. So frustrating. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
What can I do? | 0:45:15 | 0:45:16 | |
You can say you didn't do your ABSOLUTE best. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
Well done, Katri and hard luck for not getting any further. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:22 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:23 | |
This is very much it - the decider. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
The first three across will be in the Wipeout Zone | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
for the series finale. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
This is serious. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Kind of...you know, as serious as it can be. It's serious, it is serious. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
-And they're out. -Yep. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:41 | |
Ben off first. A bit unsteady. Oh. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
Who's that? Olly giving an outstanding run, sprinting ahead. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:50 | |
Ben's still dizzy. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Olly still sprinting. This is looking good. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:56 | |
The pressure's showing on the other three there | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
but there's no stopping Olly. Look at him go! | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
Round the Roteratator, on to the iceberg. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
Just one tricky jump remains to seal his place in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:09 | |
Ben on the Crank Shaft. Oh, it got him! | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
That thing is pretty vicious today, taking no prisoners. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
Back on the iceberg, Olly is nearly there, is he going to make it? | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
Go on, Olly! | 0:46:21 | 0:46:23 | |
Stand up, Olly! | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
Yes! | 0:46:25 | 0:46:26 | |
Oh, yes, he did! | 0:46:26 | 0:46:29 | |
Olly "Pudding" is the first into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
This is tense now. John out in front. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
He jumps for the iceberg. No! | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
Dan now. Oh, no, again! | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
Now Ben. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
And he's on, no he's off the iceberg, again. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
Here's Dan. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:49 | |
-Ohhh. -Come on, Dan. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
Ice cubes...aowww! | 0:46:54 | 0:46:55 | |
Makes his leap and that is Dan through. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
With a wonderful jump. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
Slam down. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:05 | |
Oh, this is knife-edge stuff now, | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
either John or Ben is about to be eliminated. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
Fastest copper in the West. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
Ben's got to hope that John takes a dip now. This is just all too tense. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:19 | |
Oh, and big man John is in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
"New school cool Ben" is out. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
Ohhh. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
And he's crushed. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:28 | |
-Man, you were doing so very well! -I was doing OK, I'm gutted. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
I am. I'm disappointed in myself. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
These guys were just well deserving of it so I wish them all the best. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
Well, this is it. Winter Wipeout cup final day is upon us. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:40 | |
And now, time to see today's final finalists making their way | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
to the hallowed Winter Wipeout Zone on their team buses. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:48 | |
HIGH PITCHED SOUND | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
Ah...I'm afraid we've lost the link to the live bus link up link. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:55 | |
I can only imagine what must be going through their minds right now | 0:47:55 | 0:47:59 | |
on their journey to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
Apparently I don't need to imagine what's going through their mind because of this. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
Getting here a second time round means | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
so much more than the first time round. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
Knowing you're up against people who've all got through | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
to that stage before and proving you're capable, | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
not only of doing it again, but of doing it over all those other guys | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
is a huge, huge achievement. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
So proud to be in the final three. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
I cannot WAIT to face the Wipeout Zone again. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
I can't believe I'm here! | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
The final of the final of the final. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:33 | |
Ah, Winter Wipeout, what can I say? | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
John's very good. He's a very fit elder man. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
Really shown his worth out on all of the obstacles that we've faced. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
He's been consistent. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
He's been tireless in his approach to everything. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
My dad's an ex-copper and they're clever blokes, | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
but I don't think clever enough to win it tonight. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
-Olly's going to be a strong competitor. -He's younger, he's my age. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
Olly's a great guy - the Christmas pie guy. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:57 | |
-Let's hope he's eaten too many puddings this evening. -HE YELLS OUT | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
He's definitely one to look out for. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
I think Dan's going to be the one to catch tonight. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
His hair might get a bit messed up in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
Whoever wins it is going to be the true champion of champions. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
I cannot wait to face the Wipeout Zone again. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
I'm going to try harder, I'm going to push harder. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
It's been a long, hard road but it's going to be worth it in the end. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:18 | |
And may the best man win. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
As long as it's me. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
They are all former champions but either Olly, John or Dan are minutes | 0:49:30 | 0:49:35 | |
away from winning the ultimate title - series champion. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
It's the final Wipeout Zone of the series and I'm so excited, | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
I could explode! | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
Hasn't happened yet so let's get cracking, | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
John is the first to go. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:50 | |
Indeed first to go is Double Ball crossing, speedy pOllyceman John. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:58 | |
I've never lost the taste I don't intend to start tonight. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:01 | |
Well, a champion dive there from John. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
Give the man some support! | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
-Quickly making his way to the North Pole. -Come on, John! | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
Slippery, but looking good. Straight up and on to the icy stairs. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:30 | |
The fastest copper in town. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:34 | |
Quickly on to the second for John. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:37 | |
I suspect those stairs are going to be particularly jiggly today. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
Yes, he's at the summit. Now begins the tricky descent. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
Oh, that's it. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Oh! Ah-ha, careful! | 0:50:46 | 0:50:47 | |
Yes...oh, no! He's in. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
Straight off that last step. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
John's going to have to pull all the stops out now to win that title. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
He faces the ladder, sapping strength, up to the Ice Picks. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
John still has a strong time though. Passed the first pick. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
All in the timing now. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
-Yes, oh no! Oh, it got him. -No! | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
Disaster for John. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
Every fall is costing him valuable seconds, it's a swim and a climb. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
All right, John, make it happen. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
The clock is ticking. John's up for the Frightcicles. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
Go, go! That's it. Look at those little legs go. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
Timing his exit now. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
Successfully on to the other side. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:30 | |
Just the Snowflakes now. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
This is tense, this is the first time, time to beat, looking good. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
Oh...on to the second. This is fantastic. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:41 | |
One jump and John has beaten the Snowflakes. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
He's made it in 2 minutes 33. What a finish! | 0:51:43 | 0:51:47 | |
Look at you still smiling away! | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
John that was absolutely amazing! | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
You copped it a couple of times but your recovery was incredible. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
Thank you. I fell off twice. Not quite as good as last time | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
but it was good fun. Let's just hope it was good enough. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Yours is the time to beat but Ollyver is up next, yeah. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
-Oh, yeah. Come on, Olly. -Let's watch. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
Second to go then, "Olly the pudding maker". | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
I'm the ultimate pudding! | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
This Christmas pudding maker from Kendal only narrowly made it | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
past the qualifier, can he beat John's 2 minutes 33? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
He's wasting no time getting to the North Pole. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
Up and at 'em. Straight up to the icy stairs. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
This is looking quick already. Oh... | 0:52:46 | 0:52:49 | |
He looks confident here. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
He's already at the top. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
Oh...oh... | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
-Ah! -Go on, Olly. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
Oh, hang on, Olly. Oh! He's off. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
BOTH: OH! | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Man alive! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
So that last step has been the undoing of both finalists so far. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:12 | |
Olly's up to the Ice Picks. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
Now, John fell here, can Olly claw it back where it counts? | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
He's at the third Pick. Oh no. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
Oh! Exactly the same as you! | 0:53:23 | 0:53:26 | |
Which means this is going to be close. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
Olly is neck a neck with John right now. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Waiting for that Frightcicle gangway to move around. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
Got to stay on, here we go. Oh no! | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
Oh no. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:46 | |
That was the wrong time. Just the wrong time. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:52 | |
That's cost Olly some seconds. Just the Snowflakes stand | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
in his way. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
He's on. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
Wow, and he's quick. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:06 | |
This is unbelievable. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
2 minutes 22. Olly has beaten John by 11 seconds. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:14 | |
Ollyver, come out here, sunshine. How are you feeling, my son? | 0:54:15 | 0:54:20 | |
I feel brilliant, that was absolutely amazing. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
-Why? -It's the best of the best. You can't get better than this. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:26 | |
-It's amazing. -Oh, I tell you what, you boys have my heart racing tonight. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
Ollyver I've got to tell you, John was INCREDIBLE out there also. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:35 | |
But only one of you can be one step closer to being the champion. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:40 | |
It's you, Ollyver! | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
John, I'm so sorry, my man. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:45 | |
You know what this means. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
Yours is the time to beat | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
but Dan who's quite magical also is next to go. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
Yeah, good luck to Dan. He's going to need it. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
All right, let's watch. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:55 | |
Now, for the final run and he has got his work cut out here. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:01 | |
The only person breaking this record time is me! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
It's Ala-Ka-Dan. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
So 2 minutes 22 is the target | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
but then Dan does hold the series record for the fastest Wipeout Zone. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:25 | |
He did it in 1 minute 34 last time. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
Dan the magic man. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
He's got it all ahead of him now. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
Look at that racing up those stairs. Oh, this is amazing. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
Already at the top. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:38 | |
OH! | 0:55:38 | 0:55:39 | |
Begins his descent...Oh no way! | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
The same step as you! | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
-Come on, Dan! -Oh my goodness. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
Oh...third run, third faller on the icy stairs. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
Once again it's a dunk, | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
a swim and an energy-sapping climb up the ladder. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
Now both of Dan's opponents came unstuck here. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
Past the first, the second, oh no. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:03 | |
Don't worry, you're not watching the same run three times, | 0:56:05 | 0:56:08 | |
Dan really did fall there. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
So the times all similar again, there's nothing in it. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
On the Frightcicles, good work, Dan is at the middle. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
Timing his exit and he's made it over. Now Dan is ahead. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:22 | |
If he makes it over the snow flakes the title will surely be his. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
It's all to play for. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:26 | |
He's on to the first. Come on, Dan. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
I can't watch. On to the second, I can't look. I can't look. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
Oh, yes! 1 minute 50. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
Dan has done it! | 0:56:35 | 0:56:36 | |
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
-Dan. -Come on out, my darling. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:25 | |
Dan, I've got three words for you. That was magic. How are you feeling? | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
Very, very tired. Very excited. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:32 | |
I gave it my best shot, that's all I could do. You got it, mate. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
You're worthy. Thanks, my man. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:37 | |
Dan, listen I've got to tell you, you would have to be pretty fast to beat the "Pudding" man. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:42 | |
I know you both want to know who the Winter Wipeout series champion is. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:47 | |
And it is... | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
Abracadabra, it's Dan! | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
Congratulations, man. | 0:57:57 | 0:57:58 | |
So Dan Allen, the magician from Ledbury | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
is the first-ever champions champion of Winter Wipeout. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:04 | |
What a final. What a series. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
If you think you've got what it takes to be a Wipeout champion, | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
then details are on the videprinter. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
All that's left to do now is say thank you to all the wonderful | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
Winter Wipeout contestants. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:22 | |
Thanks to my co-host Amanda Byram, and finally, | 0:58:22 | 0:58:26 | |
thanks to the videprinter. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
What a wonderful piece of technology that thing is. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:32 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:52 | 0:58:55 |