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The world today is a serious place today, these days. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
It's at times like these we all need to look at funny, wintery things. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
Like animals getting lost on the black run, | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
snowmen on their lunch break, | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
and Eddie the Eagle practising for the Winter Olympics. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
And then, of course, there's Winter Wipeout. 20 everyday Brits, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
including a factory worker, a barrister and a fish finger, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
are pitting their wits against the most wintery of obstacle courses. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
One will win £10,000, and a trophy. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
The rest will leave with nothing but frostbite. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Let the flurry of falls begin! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Welcome to Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
So far this series, there's nothing in here by the way, it's empty, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
nearly 150 people have tackled the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Now that is a lot. In fact, I've calculated that's almost | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
half the population of Great Britain. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
So, to anyone watching who hasn't been yet, find your passport, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
pack your suitcase and pay close attention cos you're probably next. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
I mean, just tea would be nice. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Today's course runs like this. The Qualifier, chillin' like Bob Dylan. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
Ski Lift, snowy, like David Bowie. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Winter Blunderland, icy and dicey like AC/Dicey! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
And the Wipeout Zone. Terrifying, like, um, Jedward! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Remember, this is Winter Wipeout, so pack some winter clothing. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
I've got this hat and a warming cup of unbranded meat extract drink. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
It's still empty to be honest. Over now to Amanda Byram. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
I wonder what she's drinking. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
It'll be unbranded meat extract drink with an umbrella in it. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Her and her fancy ways! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Now, I've heard that Essex is full of spray tans, fake eyelashes, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
-they even have a different language. Lucy, is that right? -Shu'up! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
-Are you a real Essex girl then, Lucy? -Yeah, nails, bit of fake tan. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
-And you look absolutely gorgeous. -Shu'up! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
How are you going to get around this wintery beast? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Well, I do a bit of gym, do a bit of cheerleading, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
so hopefully that's going to help me get through it. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Ah, a cheerleader. Impressive. Spinning round and round. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Just like today's first obstacle, the Candy Hoops. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
She's off. 18 year-old Lucy | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
is a gymnastic coach. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Her favourite bit is tumbling. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
A-agh! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Ah, handy. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Shu'u-up! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Classic mistake here. Lucy forgot to let go of the Candy Hoop. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Wardrobe malfunction. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
OK, second set of hoops. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
And she's... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
she's sort of doing it. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
She has to pass through the hoop. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Or...that's allowed. That is allowed. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh, Lucy! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
The next obstacle is Granny's House. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Granny's so old, there's a rumour she's Medieval, or maybe just evil! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Lucy's still smiling. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
It's the first rule of cheerleading club. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Oh, poor Lucy! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Nothing to cheer about there. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Lucy's refusing to stay down, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
but her pants are refusing to stay up. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
She's spotted Tevez the dog. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
She didn't spot that! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Lucy! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Time to get things going, now. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Give me a B. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Give me an A. Give me an L. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Give me another L. Give me an S...there's no room for the S. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
That always happens. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Lucy approaches the Big Red Balls, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
still having a few issues with her pants. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Wow! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Quite literally the bounciest thing I've ever seen! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
She's really bringing cheerleading razzmatazz to the Big Red Balls. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
That looked like fun. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Another quick pants check. All present and correct. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Just one obstacle to go. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
The Toast Rack. Beware that marmalade. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Lucy choosing her moment. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
OK, it's not dainty, but it's effective. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Second slice of toast now. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Not getting an easy ride there! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
But this is looking good. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
One last pant adjustment, and she's done it! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Lucy and her troublesome pants | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
finish in 3 minutes and 30 seconds! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, my word! This is Tony. Yeah, more of him later. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
Today's next contestant to take on the Qualifier is Mikey. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
He's a barrister. A barista? They charge you a lot for coffee! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
This is Phil. Phil's also a "barista," but a posh legal one. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:42 | |
Some pronounce that "barrister." | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Now, are you a super-athletic legal eagle, Phil? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-Do I look like a super-athletic legal eagle, Amanda? -Yes, M'lud(!) | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
Can he send me to jail? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
So, Mikey on the Candy Hoops. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
This guy loves disco, | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
he's been UK dance champion three times. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Oh, fancy footwork! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
This guy's actually good. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
A lot of Mikey's friends think he's camp. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Can't see it myself, really. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
How will cappuccino loving Mikey | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
fare at Granny's house? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Come on, Mikey, time to man up! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I think he might have got de-manned, there! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Mikey just got served one of Granny's cappuccinos, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
with extra froth. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
As a barrister, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Phil is used to dealing with unsavoury characters, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
which is good cos Granny's as mean as they come. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Oh, ah! Oh! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Oh, he's hit the bar! -Quite literally. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Time for Camp-uccino Mikey to man up! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
A-a-a-a-agh! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh, lord! And he's doing it in style(!) | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Now, how will he do on the Big Red Balls? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
He's giving it full beans there. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
And he gets a little bump and grind. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Some amazing leg work from this coffee grinding dance champion. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
Phil, by contrast, is upstanding, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
reserved, dignified. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
What's he doing here? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Did he not read the form? Here he goes. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Moves straight from Exhibit A to Exhibit B. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
And then rests his case. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
That's three legal terminology metaphors for you in a row! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Back to Camp-uccino Mikey on the Toast Rack. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
He's steaming over this Qualifier. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
One more jump and he'll have done it. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Come...wow! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
2 minutes and 6 seconds. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
he's given the Qualifier a roasting! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Meanwhile, No Win No Phil | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
is almost two minutes behind. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Give him his due, he's still composed, | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
which is good. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
All right, the jury's out. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-He's not composed. -Jury's back in again! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Come on, Phil. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
The 12-man jury believes you can do this! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Oh, excellent work! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Jump! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
How do I find the defendant? Wet and slow. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
This is Mumtaz. She's a fifth dan black belt in jiu-jitsu. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
I'm going to show you that the female of the species | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
is more deadly than the male! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I've got two daughters, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
I learned that a long time ago. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Mumtaz has been teaching martial arts | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
for more than ten years, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
and is about to unleash... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
er, that's Yahtzee! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
Mumtaz got mullered by a Candy Hoop there. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Let's see you sushi roll, Mumtaz! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Time to show these hoops who's...master. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Mumtaz has Candy Hoop Four | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
in a sophisticated sparring hold. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
That's what's going on. Deadly. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Any minute, she could kill it. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Time to show us how deadly | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
the female of the species really is. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Hang on, Granny's female too. This could turn nasty. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Ouch, oh! Oh! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Who'd have thought Granny would be a match for a jiu-jitsu teacher? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:31 | |
I'd imagine, as a fifth dan black belt, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Deadly Mumtaz spends her time | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
leaping across rooftops. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
She is struggling with the stairs here. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Trying to use some sort | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
of death grip on the stair. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Let's come back to Deadly Mumtaz. Whoa! Who's this speedy guy? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
It's Mark, and he's, well, he's fast. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Mark's an ee-thesist! An-an-an-aneisth... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
oh, he puts people to sleep! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
That'll wake him up. There you go! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
There's Mark in his neethetist gear! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
And that's him neethetised! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Mark-o-leptic to the second set of Hoops. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh! Bad. Bad! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Ooh, it's going to be numb after this. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
The Candy Hoops | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
are dishing out discomfort today. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
That was just plain unlucky. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
MUSIC: "Insomnia" by Faithless | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
With a bit of luck, it's nap time for Granny. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
No, wide awake as always. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Mark-o-leptic really did get a large dose of Granny's baked Alaska there. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
In the face. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
But it's a new dawn, and a new obstacle. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
It's time for the Big Red Balls. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Wake up and jump! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
He's going to do it! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Aagh! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-Aagh! -Aagh! -Aagh! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-Oh! -Aagh! -Uh! -Ow? -Aagh! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Mark-o-leptic's pushing through. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
One more obstacle to go. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Only the fastest 12 qualify | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
for the next round. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Come on, Mark. Hurry. Yes, scamper! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I'm going to be generous and say "Well done!" | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
That's it, you can do it. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
And he has done it! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Mark-o-leptic sleepwalks his way round. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Time for a nap. Knock yourself out, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
you must have something. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
It's Deadly Mumtaz again. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Is the female of the species | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
more deadly than the Toast Rack? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
That is the question. | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
I'm not going to lie, | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
I did expect more from Deadly Mumtaz, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
but the Qualifier has had years of training. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Come on, Mumtaz! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Do a jiu-jitsu... thing. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
MUSIC: "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Or you could just fall off. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Let's leave Mumtaz there. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Mr Mop and I have been practising our own martial arts skills, | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
and I'm pretty handy! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Ready? Watch this. Wax-on, wax-off! Ah, come on! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
You can't just attack like that! I wasn't ready! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
This is Millie, and like Mumtaz and myself, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
Millie is no stranger to the world of martial arts. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
I've been kickboxing for six years. Got my black belt in January. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
-Did you bring your black belt? -I didn't. I should have done. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Bring your black belt skills with you, Millie? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-Who-o-oa! -Whoa! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
MUSIC: "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
I got it! I got it! Mine! Hmm. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Got your microphone, Amanda! It's here. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-Oh, no! -Mic-Launcher Millie to the Big Balls. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
She's probably the first person | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
to launch a microphone over the Andes. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Can she succeed where others have failed? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
-Oh, oh! -That's it, Millie. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Looking good. Oh, steady. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
I've got that funny feeling. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Could Millie be the first | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
to make it over the ba...no. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Never mind. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
She did that microphone kick and no-one can take that away from her. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
Onto the Toast Rack. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
This is looking like a pretty good time. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Trouble with the second slice. She's over. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Jump the pole! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
Here we go. Oh, no! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
That was unlucky! Still, pretty good run. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Let's take a look at the leaderboard. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Camp-u-ccino Mikey steams into 1st place with Mic-Launcher Millie | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
and Lucy and her troublesome pants in 2nd and 3rd. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
Mark-o-leptic's in 4th. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
No Win No Phil in 5th and Deadly Mumtaz takes 6th. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
14 competitors still to come. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Time for a newsflash. This is Liz, a newsreader who can dance. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
Just like Angela Rippon. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
That's the first hoop hooped! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Second is, oh! Oh, no! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
She's not letting go. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Updated breaking news, Liz almost fell off! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
She's like Kirsty Wark | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
in the centre of a story | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
that's about to break any moment now. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Or any moment now. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Now. Now. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
How about now? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
How about now? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Now! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
OK, now. Oh...! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Look at her go! She's like Huw Edwards | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
at the BBC Christmas party. You had to see it. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Liz has made it to Granny's House. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
With a smile like that, | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
she should be doing telly. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Maybe not so much any more. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
That really is breaking news. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Let's look at that again. And maybe again? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Yeah, maybe just quickly again? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
And a quickfire montage? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Possibly just once more. Thank you. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
This being the BBC, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
I can't mention the station Liz reads the news on, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
but she loves it with all her "heart." | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
OK, OK, it's, it's Heart FM! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
And Liz FM's stopped smiling. I think we may have broken the news. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
And finally, a snowboarding tortoise. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
And that's the news. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Remember Tony? Well, there'll be even more of him later on. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
I can't wait(!) | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
I'm not exactly sure how to handle the next three contestants | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
at the Winter Wipeout Qualifier. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Asad, Moh and Zee. I take it you three actually know each other? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
-Pals. -We love each other. -Yeah, br-rap! -We're like brothers. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh, that is beautiful. Look. I want to be in their gang! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
What are you, brothers? Are you a boy band? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Are you in some kind of cult? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
We're like one better than Jedward, yeah. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Moh, Asad and Zee met at university and formed the Don Squad. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
I don't really know what that is. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
I'm going to impress that guy from Top Gear. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
He's going to be like, "Hey, Don Asad, come here! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
"Cos I want to kiss your rear!" Pow! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I've gone off them, badly. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Look at Moh go! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
The Don Squad have come on Winter Wipeout | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
to show the world how awesome they are. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Pretty impressive so far. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Ooh, hello. Moh is quick. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Zee now. Oh... | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Oh, dear. -Oh! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Poor old Zee got harassed by a hoop. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
Zee! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Don Moh's an accountant. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
He didn't count on that though! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Don Asad's turn. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Time to be awesome. Oh, going for a ride | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
on the spinner. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Don Zee picked a perfect time | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
to do his shoelaces up. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Big Balls. Don Moh. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
An awesome opportunity | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
for awesomeness. Oh, yes! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Oh, yeah, inhaling water, flailing arms, it's all very, very awesome. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:40 | |
Don Zee seems to have forgotten | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
this is a race. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Letting the Don Squad down a bit. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Oh-ho-ho! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Granny really doesn't like timewasters. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Back to Don Moh now, on the Toast Rack. Oh! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Don Asad's getting thrown about. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Can Don Moh make the final jump? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Oh, no. No. That didn't work. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
Mmm, less awesome, more awful! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Zee's struggling with the Travellator. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
How's he going to find the Big Balls? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Oh, pretty tricky. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Don Asad now. Just one leap to...oh! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Well Don Moh finishes with an awesome time | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
and appears to have lost half his shorts. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Medium Don Asad finishes | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
in 3 minutes 44. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
And Over-Don Zee hasn't finished. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
You all right, Zee? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
I love you, Amanda. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
I love you, too. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
I love you more. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Is dinner ready? All right. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I love you, Amanda. I'm coming to marry you! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Um, Zee...apart from being the cutest, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-you were actually the slowest so far! -Natural Born Winner(!) | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
I want to thank everybody at home for supporting me! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Believe it or not, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
this lady is called Dawn French. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
So, can she be as funny... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh, Dawn! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
..as the real Dawn French? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Oh yeah. Yeah, she can. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
It appears everyone who's called Dawn French is funny. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Not every Dawn French used to be a body builder like this Dawn French. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Oh, well Dawn! Well Dawn! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Dawn French 2 may be 51, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
but she's muscling over the Toast Rack. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
One little bit to go, Dawn. You can do it! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Yeah, come on Dawn French 2. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
She's getting bounced about a bit. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
But she's still there. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
This is nail biting. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
She's up on her feet. She's on her feet. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Yes, what a classy finish! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh, no! Ooh! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Just like Dawn French 1, Dawn French 2 can't resist | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
throwing in a little bit of slapstick. Maybe that was it. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
MUSIC: "Three Steps To Heaven" by Eddie Cochran | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
Technically I make that nine steps to heaven. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
I live in a bungalow. We don't have any stairs. Just not used to them. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Oh, hello! This is our most height...ily challenged competitor. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
It's Edward. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
I might be small but I'm going to go through them all, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
because I am the Pocket Rocket! Come on! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Anyway, off he rockets, powerfully. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
44 year-old Edward is 5 foot 1, | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
and those hoops are the size of Polo mints, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
so this is good stuff. He's onto the third. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
He's not giving up, he's hanging on. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Still hanging on in there. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Look at him go! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
Yeah, still hanging in there. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
This is amazing determin...ah! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Ed's from Skelmersdale, and does his talking with his fists. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Little Ed to the Big Red Balls. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
He's over the first, onto the second. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
He's made it to the third, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
I love it when this happens. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Calm down, calm down, calm down! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Can he do it? Come on, Ed! Come on! Yes! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
There is nothing small about this man, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
heightily-challenged folk of the world, | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
we have a new champion. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Just the Toast Rack to go. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
The Pocket Rocket is getting knocked about, | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
but he's still standing, is he? Yes he is. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Onto the second. Ohh! And...oh! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
That means Ed must undertake | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
a heightily-challenged swim to the stairs. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
finishes in a fantastic | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
two minutes 32, and that is quick! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
You were not wrong when you said you were a little pocket rocket. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
That was absolutely brilliant! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Oh! Gave it a blast. That's what we're here for. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
-Got the Balls, didn't I, so... -You got the Big Red Balls! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Well done, you! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Yorkshire grit! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
Yorkshire! Yorkshire! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
-Is he from Yorkshire? -Err, yeah. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Tony's a factory worker, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
from Yorkshire, like he said. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
There's some Yorkshire grit | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
in that Argentinian water now. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
That'll hurt somebody's feet if they tread on it. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Gritty Tony's back for the second set. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
AMANDA LAUGHS | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Come on, Tony. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Granny is partial to a Yorkshire pudding. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Not sure where she stands | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
on Yorkshire grit. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
That's cleared it up. She doesn't like it. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, no! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
But Tony's not whingeing. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
You all right, Tony? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
He's all right, Amanda. He's just lost his grit. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
Oh, that is a glorious sight. I mean the humanity on display, obviously. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
I'm not even looking. My eyes are now shut. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I'm right here with you, Tony. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Yeah, right here. As in, | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
miles away from that rabid dog | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
just in front of you. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Come on. Be careful of the dog. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
-Aww, Tony wins. -That's it. Well done. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Prepares for Granny's Back Door. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Oh, I hope that didn't connect with his nose. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh, it did. Nasty. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Let's come back to Tony. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Now, this is Tracy from Surrey, and this is Rebecca from Carrickfergus. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
Unfortunately Tracy and Rebecca have made one enormous faux-pas. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:59 | |
They've both turned up in Argentina wearing the same outfit! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
Embarrassing or what? So this is war! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Rebecca's out to show that she pulls off | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
the satsuma top and black cycling shorts | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
better than Tracy. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Stylish(!) | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Tracy's turn to show that this ensemble | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
looks more stylish on the more mature lady. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Yeah, she just got pushed off by a pie. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
The fashion war moves onto the Toast Rack. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Rebecca is rocking that look, | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
and just...rocking. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
Yeah. Oh... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
..leaps to the second. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Come on, Rebecca. Nearly there. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
The fashion war may still be underway, | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
but Rebecca's won the time battle. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Tracy is a little slower, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
but she's looking classy. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Those black cycling shorts | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
suit her eye colour. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I declare this fashion war a draw, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
cos I don't know what I'm talking about. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Ah, remember this guy? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Professor Spiegel-HALT! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
It's Professor Spiegelhalter OBE, from the first episode | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
of Winter Wipeout. And this is his daughter, Kate. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Your dad was really good at adding stuff up. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
What is it that you studied that's going to help you out there today? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
I'm doing a PhD in Happiness. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Wow, a PhD in Happiness? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
That sounds amazing! You study being happy? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
And there she is being happy! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Basically, I'm going to show you what it's made of today. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
Dr Happiness begins. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Hoop One, first of all. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
Is she really doing a PhD in Happiness? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Improve people's happiness | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
through behavioural economics. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Let's just run with happy. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
It's a PhD in Happiness. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
She'll be less happy now. She won't be happy with that. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
But even while subjected to mild peril, she is still smiling. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
That's what doctors of happiness are trained to do. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Will some of her happiness rub off on Granny? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
The old lady's not for turning. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Kate's from Brighton and has been | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
running on the beach to make sure she's fit | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
to take on the Big Red Balls. Here she goes. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
Oh-ho! That made everyone happy! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
It works. She's good at this. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Kate's dad finished the in 3 minutes 17. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
Can Kate beat his time? Looking good so far. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
If she does, it'll prove that being happy | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
is more important than being ridiculously brainy. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Over the first slice. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
-Come on, Kate! -Onto the second slice. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
She's over. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
This is a fantastic day for happiness. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
They do say that happiness | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
is the most important thing in life. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Come on, Kate! Come on! Yes! Come on, Kate! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
Oh! I'm so happy(!) | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Dr Happiness completes the Qualifier | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
40 seconds quicker than her dad. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Happy days! I'm all glowy inside. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
It's time for our happy leaderboard. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Ecstatic in 1st place is Camp-uccino Mikey. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
Overjoyed in 4th is Dr Happiness herself. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
And flushed with endorphins in 7th is Lucy | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
and her troublesome pants. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
Mildly merry in 10th is Mark-o-leptic, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
with Dawn French II hanging on in 12th. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Seriously, I've never been so happy. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Happiness gets you a long way in life. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
But if you want to get noticed in life you'll need to invent | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
something momentous and then name it after yourself. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Thank you Mr Corby, and your trouser flattening device. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Or, alternatively, you can apply for Winter Wipeout | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
and do something utterly ridiculous. That'll get you noticed. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Paul from Brighton works in finance. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
Sally from Edinburgh's a ballet teacher. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
And Katie's a fish finger from Grimsby. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
See, you've certainly noticed them! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
You've not met a fish finger before, then? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
No! I have never met a fish finger before! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
I have. Long story. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Battered Katie on the hoops. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
Fish finger and spaghetti hoops. Yum. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Wow! Katie's amazing! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
When Sally's not gathering nectar or teaching ballet, | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
she's a student in human biology. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Granny won't be amused by the bee costume, | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
but then, she hasn't smiled since 1935, | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
which is the year she was born. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Sally, past Tevez the dog. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
The door's got her! So often the way. Oh! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
Here comes Battered Katie. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Whoa! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Right in the deep fat fryer! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
Fish fingers and pie for a dessert. Mmm. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
Paul's demonstrated how flexible he is. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
Can he dodge Granny's man traps? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
No. No, clearly not. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
This could be difficult. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Tevez loves fish fingers. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
-No, he couldn't resist. -Oh, no! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Busy Bee Sally braces herself | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
for the Big Balls. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Ah, no. Wet wings! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Here's Bendable Paul on the Toast Rack. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
Some involuntary contortion going on. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
Jumps over the windmill. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
Careful, careful! | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
Still on for a good time, though. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
Katie's in the middle of the Toast Rack. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
-Mmm, fish finger toasty! -You all right, Katie? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:47 | |
That Toast Rack is having fun with Katie, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
showing real backbone. She's staying. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Oh, careful! Stand up! | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
I've never seen a fish finger | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
with so much determination. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
Or a backbone. That'd be terrible. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Getting yourself noticed works. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Bendable Paul's 3 minutes 8, | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
Battered Katie's 3 minutes 21, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
and Busy Bee Sally's 3 minutes 29, | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
means they're all through to the next round. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Today's next contestant is somewhat magical. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
The only way to greet a wizard is to summon him with a wand. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
So here goes. Winter Wipeout-iamus! | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
-What makes you so magical? -If I could use that, behind your ear. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
Have I used that coin, is that OK, if I use this? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
I keep a spare one up my nose. There you go. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
Urgh, what dark arts were at work there? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
Anyway, 19 year-old Dan sets off! | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
I'm a fan of magic. This should be good. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Magic! | 0:29:49 | 0:29:50 | |
Oh! Oooh, wow! | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
What a trick. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
Did he really go in the water, though? | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
Haven't got a clue how he did that! | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
Alaka-Dan's lost his shoes. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
That's going to be tricky. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Oh, hello! He's made them reappear again. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
Now that is magic! That bit isn't. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
Alaka-Dan took a real hit there, and look, he's lost another shoe. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
I wonder if he'll magic that one back? | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
Yep, he can! He's good! | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
I don't know how he's doing that. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:22 | |
I've seen David Blaine stand in a box | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
but that's boring. This is better. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
Look, there they are, on his feet. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
Keep your eyes on them. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
Here we go. Yep, they're both gone! | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
There they are, both of them falling off straight into the water. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
Now, keep your eyes on his hands. And he'll magic them back again. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:45 | |
Oh, that is good! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
He must have some sort of magic pocket. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Or he's using mirrors. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
He's onto the second slice | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
of the Toast Rack. Can he make it across? | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
Come on Magic Dan! One more jump. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
One final trick and you are there! | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Yes! What a performance. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
Just magic, and a weird shoe thing | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
going on the whole time. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
I love magic so much now, I'm giving it a go myself. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
Are you ready, Monkey? OK, when I say, go. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:19 | |
Three, this is a serious trick, two, it's very gritty! | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
One, stop! Stop! Wait. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
I forgot about Gritty Tony from Yorkshire, didn't I? | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
Let's pause the trick until he's finished, OK? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
Don't worry! You'll get your moment. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
There he is, at t't Balls! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
Oh, come on, Tony! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
(YORKSHIRE ACCENT) When I were a lad, | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
them balls were twice the size, | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
and t't water was made of poison! | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Anyway, here comes Gritty Tony! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Ouch! | 0:31:52 | 0:31:53 | |
Gritty stuff! I love this guy! | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
Tony hauls himself to the final obstacle. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
He's been training for months | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
so he can show his mates | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
that he can do this, | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
and clearly he can, cos he is! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
Come on, Tony! You can do this! | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
Get onto the Toast Rack! | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Come on, come on! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Yes! He may not be the quickest, | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
but who cares? This is about more | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
than just times and trophies. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
This is about pride. Yorkshire pride. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
And that is why you are Gritty Tony. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:36 | |
Come on, Tony! | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
Channel that Yorkshire grit! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:40 | |
Do it for Sheffield! Do it for Leeds! | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Do it for Halifax! | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Do it for Pateley Bridge! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
He's on the last obstacle. Come on! | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
Oh, no, no! You're all right! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Come on, Gritty Tone! Finish it, man! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
One more jump, | 0:32:58 | 0:32:59 | |
and you won't just be gritty, | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
you will be legendary... | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
and gritty. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
Nearly there. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:06 | |
It's been a long road. He's trained hard. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
Travelled halfway round the world. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
But time now | 0:33:16 | 0:33:17 | |
for the biggest journey of all. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
Yes! | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
That'll do, Tony! That'll do! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
I've only gone and done it! | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
He's only gone and done it! | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
Yorkshire! Yorkshire! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
He may not have made the Ski Lift. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
But there are 12 contestants who have. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Alaka-Dan pulls it out of the hat | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
and takes pole position with Camp-uccino Mikey in 2nd. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed is in 4th, | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
Mic-Launcher Millie's high-kicked it into 7th, | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
whilst Medium Don Asad just scrapes through in 12th. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
Hello. Monkey's gone for his tea break | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
and I can't reach the latch from the inside. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
No, there's no way. I'll just try the magic words. Boxus openus! | 0:34:13 | 0:34:17 | |
No. Nothing. It's time for the Ski Lift now, | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
but first let's say goodbye to the losers. Hello, anyone? | 0:34:22 | 0:34:27 | |
MUSIC: "When Will I See You Again" by the Three Degrees | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
I love you, Amanda! I'm coming to marry you. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
Ski Lift is a simple game on paper. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
12 competitors, 12 wobbly platforms, 12 handles. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:16 | |
Two giant sweeping ski poles, and thousands of troublesome snowflakes. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:20 | |
Fall in the icy water, you're out. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
Be one of the last five hanging and you're through to the next round. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:26 | |
-That's it. Rules done. -Now, I'm often told that Ski Lift is too hard | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
and scary for the contestants. I get that. But I don't care! | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
Spin 'em faster, I say! | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Are you all ready? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:36 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
A quick reminder of who'll be holding on for dear life | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
on the Ski Lift today. There's Alaka-Dan, | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
Camp-uccino Mikey, | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
Well Don Moh | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
and Heightily Challenged Ed. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
I know I'm not tall, but I'm not the smallest of all, | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
and hopefully I'll beat them all! Come on! | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Then Dr Happiness. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
I was top of the girls. Now I'm going to be on top of the world! | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Next, Fashion Clash Rebecca, | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
Mic-Launcher Millie, | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
Bendable Paul | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
and Battered Katie. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
The breadcrumbs are off, I'm ready to get battered again! Come on! | 0:36:14 | 0:36:18 | |
And finally, Busy Bee Sally, | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Lucy and her troublesome pants, | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
and Medium Don Asad. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
Last time I got through by the skin of my teeth. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
Now I want to re-establish I'm the Don to beat! Get in there! | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
There's no turning back now! | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
That's because the Ski Lift has only got one working gear, | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
and that's top! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
And the sweeping ski poles begin! | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
And they're off! | 0:36:45 | 0:36:46 | |
Here comes Katie. She's hanging on with her fish fingers. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Oh, that's a bit fishy! | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
The last five hanging will progress to the next round. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
No fallers yet. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:00 | |
Katie's coming back round. Oh, and she's down! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
The fish in me wanted to get back in the water. It's where we belong! | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
One down, 11 still hanging. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
Frostbite probably setting in round about now! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:19 | |
Those giant ski poles are getting ever higher. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
Here's Moh! Whoa! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
I'm hoping Asad does it for the Don Squad. He deserves to. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
I'm hoping that he'll bring it back for us. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Oh, that's a shocker! The fastest Don's gone! | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
So, just ten now. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
Oh, and Rebecca's down too! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
Fashion Clash Rebecca's just had a clash with the Sweeper...and lost. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
You have to have upper body strength. Just didn't have it. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
That's a real whack! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
The Ski Lift has already claimed three victims. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Those ski poles are above waist height | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
and the blizzard's getting pretty thick out there now. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
-Magic! Make it rain! -I think you'll find that's actually snow, Dan. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
Not the easiest of conditions, but they're all faring pretty well. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:16 | |
It's amazing what £10,000 will do for motivation. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
So, who's going to be next to join the fallen? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
Oh, blimey. Who was that? | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
Oh! | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
Oh no, it's Lucy and her troublesome pants! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:34 | |
I just got absolutely...gone! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
Like...gone! | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Probably a good job she changed out of those pants, | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
cos I doubt they would have stayed on with a whack like that. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
That would have been awkward. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
Back to the action. Bendable Paul keeping his bendable legs | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
out of the way of those ski poles. Busy Bee Sally in a spin. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
And she's out! Ohh! | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
If I can find a man that can wipe me off my feet like that can, | 0:39:01 | 0:39:05 | |
I'll be one happy girl! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
Me too! No, not a...no, I meant I'd be happy for you! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
Um...there are still seven hanging on. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Camp-uccino Mikey, Dr Happiness, Alaka-Dan, | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
Medium Don Asad, | 0:39:16 | 0:39:17 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
Mic-Launcher Millie and Bendable Paul. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
Now remember, only five can go through to Winter Blunderland. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:27 | |
Oh, and Dr Happiness is out! She is not going through. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:32 | |
It's chaos up there! Came out of nowhere. Got me in the chest. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
Smacked in. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
Five guys and one girl left up there. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
No-one wants to be the next faller. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
A-a-agh! Ohh! | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Oh, no! It's Millie! | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Mic-Launcher Millie with a last hurrah for the girls! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
I went out in the second round! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Oh, Millie! | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
Oh, and Asad has gone! What a hit! Another Don bites the dust, | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
but this Don's still in the competition | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
as he's scraped into the final five. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
Which means it's now Dan, Paul, Edward | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
and Mikey vying for the title of Last Man Hanging. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
It's all for pride now. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:15 | |
Oh, Camp-uccino Mikey's out. Just couldn't hold onto that handle. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:24 | |
Three left. Alaka-Dan swinging out a long way, watch out for that! Oh! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
Nothing magical about that! | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Here's Edward! Ooh! He's landed on the next podium! | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
Incredible scenes on the Ski Lift. That was a new approach. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
Didn't quite work. But Heightily Challenged Ed finishes second. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:48 | |
Terrific stuff. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
Which means today's Last Man Hanging is Bendable Paul. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
Who would've thought it? Being bendy is actually good for something. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
You won't believe this, | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
but I managed to escape from the saw-in-half box, | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
and then got accidentally stuck in this straitjacket. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
Just my luck! Well, I'll try and wriggle out of this | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
in the time it takes for Winter Blunderland. Here I go. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
Wish I was a bit more bendy. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
It all starts getting spinny in the Winter Whizzy. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:31 | |
Then in the middle there's lots of hitty, slappy and fally. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
They're on the mountain top today, where these psychotic skiers | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
will be chucking massive ice cubes at their heads. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
Last one to complete the course is out of the game. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
They then do it all again, and the first three across | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
qualify for the Winter Wipeout Zone. Then shout "Hooray!" Then throw up. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:52 | |
The most joyful thing about this time of year | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
is trying to catch snowflakes with your tongue. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Ahhh. The second most joyful thing is watching dizzy contestants | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
getting pummelled with giant ice cubes. It's Winter Blunderland. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
-Are you all ready? -Yes! -No! | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
So, time to unleash the mayhem! | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
Here's a quick reminder of who is being dizzied on the Winter Whizzy! | 0:42:12 | 0:42:16 | |
There's Bendable Paul. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Alaka-Dan. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
Camp-uccino Mikey. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
-And Medium Don Asad. -Get in there! | 0:42:33 | 0:42:37 | |
The Winter Whizzy powers down. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
The seatbelt sign goes off, and they are off. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
Well, Mikey's off. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Oh, and Mikey's...off! | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
An elaborate display of butch and camp all at the same time. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
-Alaka-Dan now. -That is magic! | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
Yeah, I think it is. Using magic to get to the crankshaft! | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
Ooh, the Don Squad is off! | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
Or Medium Don Asad, as he's known to everyone else. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:08 | |
Dan's magic Blunderland spell working well. Onto the Iceberg. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
Oh dear. Ohhh! | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
Probably used eye of newt rather than toad in his potion. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:22 | |
Common magic mistake. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
Oh, no, Paul's in! | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
He can get his leg over his head, | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
but can't quite get is leg over a foam-covered box thing. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
That's Heightily Challenged Edward there. Nearly finished. Come on! | 0:43:35 | 0:43:39 | |
Come on, Edward. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:40 | |
And Edward is first through to the next round. Ha-ha! | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
-Well done! -Will Mikey be joining him? Oh, no! Not yet, anyway. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:51 | |
Good technique. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
Makes the jump onto the Iceberg. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
And with a dramatic flourish, he is through. That did the trick. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
D'oh, direct hit! | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
And again, on Asad. He's on the Ro-terror-tator! | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Bendable Paul just got it again. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
Those ice cube gentlemen really are on form today. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
-Don Squad! -Don Squad indeed! Oh! | 0:44:18 | 0:44:23 | |
His beard just got in the way! | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
I think it was his nose that got in the way there, Amanda, technically. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:31 | |
Ooh, Paul slips. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:34 | |
And Mikey takes the third spot, just one place remaining. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
Will it be Paul or Asad? | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
Asad struggling behind. Paul's got the advantage. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
Can he make it off the Ro-terror-tator to the Iceberg? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
No, he can't! | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
Can Asad grab that final place? | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
He succeeds where Paul's failed, just one leap left. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
And Asad and the Don Squad are still in this. Paul is out. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
Paul, my man. I mean, the strength of an ox. You almost did it! | 0:45:06 | 0:45:12 | |
Yeah, I had half my body on the platform | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
but the legs went and back in the water again. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
Let's talk about those legs, | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
the legs you're able to put behind your head! | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
What happened to that trick? | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Oh, I needed it absolutely at that point in time, so... | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
All right, my darling. Go get rested. We'll see you later. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
Time for another leisurely spin in the Winter Whizzy. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:32 | |
Ooh, this icy air really does clear the sinuses. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
The perfect way to start another Winter Blunderland. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
And Camp-uccino Mikey's straight out and over to the Frosty Flipper. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:51 | |
Edward and Asad, not so quickly. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
Dan versus Mikey. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
He's had 'em. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Ow! Mikey on the Crankshaft. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
Mikey off the Crankshaft onto the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
This is looking good. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:12 | |
He's just onto the Iceberg, now. Just, oh no! No! Not anymore. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:17 | |
But Alaka-Dan is showing that slow and steady could win this race! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:22 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
Dan has done it. Dan is the first competitor into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
Magic! Mikey, though, not far behind. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
The next two across that finish line will be joining Dan | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
in the final Round. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:35 | |
That's it, Mikey! Come on! | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
Mikey could do with getting off there. Edward isn't far behind. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:42 | |
All right, Mikey's done it. Onto the Iceberg. Losing his grip. Oh, no! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:48 | |
Well, that could be it for Mikey. Edward and Asad are not far away. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
And here comes Edward. Just one more leap. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:59 | |
And Edward is joining Dan in the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
Asad's close, but having problems. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
Oh, no! Don down! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
Mikey really needs to seize this chance now. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
That's it, Mikey! Give it one more push. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
He's got to jump soon. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
Asad is getting up that ladder, and looking strong still. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
Mikey, onto the Iceberg. Asad's reduced to just watching. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:32 | |
He can only hope Mikey falls on this leap. It's his only chance. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
He's done it! Mikey is through to the Wipeout Zone, | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
and sadly Medium Don Asad isn't. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
Aw, one by one today, the Dons have dropped out. It was not meant to be | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
that a Don was going to make it to the Final. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
I'm just glad that I'm Don Number One, who's your number one Don? | 0:47:52 | 0:47:56 | |
-Say it, say it. -You're my number one Don! -Brrrrap! | 0:47:56 | 0:48:00 | |
Yes, brrrrap indeed. I couldn't have put it better myself. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
Now, I haven't managed to escape the straitjacket, but fear not. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
Mr Monkey says he's come up with a sure fire way of getting it off. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
Time to salute some of today's other heroes. This will work, won't it? | 0:48:11 | 0:48:16 | |
I'm in the Winter Wipeout Final! It's hilarious. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:22 | |
Can you describe it? No. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:23 | |
I'm buzzing! I'm over the moon. I can't tell you how much it feels! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:27 | |
I genuinely didn't anticipate this whatsoever. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
-Never ever thought I would get this far. -It's just madness. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
In my 19 years of existence, this is definitely | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
one of the greatest experiences I've had. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Right up there at the top. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:42 | |
To go home and say, "I've done the Red Balls." | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
I'm a legend now, aren't I? | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
The fastest time on the Qualifier, that's a victory in itself. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:51 | |
I'm glad I haven't screamed... | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
..as much as I thought I would. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
I can cope with the pressure of the Wipeout Zone. I can bring my game. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
I can step it up. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
I might be small in size but I bring a lot of strength and power. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:06 | |
Just cos I don't look like the biggest guy | 0:49:06 | 0:49:10 | |
doesn't mean I can't win this. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
I am doing this for myself, but I'm doing it for my mum, my dad, | 0:49:12 | 0:49:16 | |
just so they know that I'm stronger than they thought I was. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
I joke about me oldest daughter being embarrassed. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
I think she'd be made up to go to school now and say | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
"Did everyone see me dad on telly?" | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
To be able to say "I won Winter Wipeout," | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
it would be a tagline for life. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
Second best is not an option for me tonight. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
Been knocked down many times, but I'm going to try me best. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Pressing that button. That's when the magic's going to happen. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
This will be the best performance of my life. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
Just bring it on, see what happens and may the best man win. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
Alakazam! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
It just means that I can prove to people | 0:49:50 | 0:49:54 | |
I'm not just Michael from Birmingham that makes coffee. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:58 | |
Icy thrills, icy spills, icy chills. That's a lot of ice. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:07 | |
It must be the Winter Wipeout Zone, and Mikey is the first to brave it. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:12 | |
I'm going to need a coffee after this. Amanda, get one ready! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
Yeah, and me. Two sugars, please. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
Superb nose-holding in tremendously difficult circumstances there. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
I'd have forgotten. Could have come off or anything! | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
Camp-uccino Mikey begins | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
his Winter Wipeout Zone, | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
with no water up his nose. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
Come on, Mikey! | 0:50:40 | 0:50:41 | |
First obstacle is | 0:50:41 | 0:50:42 | |
the Slippery North Pole. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
Although his wetsuit appears to be shrinking, | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
the North Pole seems to present no problem! | 0:50:48 | 0:50:51 | |
Next, the Icy Stairs, and...wow! Wow! | 0:50:51 | 0:50:55 | |
-What?! -That was incredible! | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
Ohhh, my goodness. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
Mikey is refusing to get jolted off. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
He has cruised across the Icy Stairs. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
Ice Picks next. Past one, past...no, no! | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
Mikey's in! Oh, Mikey's in! That looked so strong! | 0:51:11 | 0:51:16 | |
Picked off by Pick Two, but this is still a very fast time so far. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:21 | |
He's straight back up | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
and ready for the Fright-cicles. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:27 | |
Come on, Mikey! | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
Yes, yes! Come on! | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
Ye-e-es, timed that perfectly. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
Waits for the gangway to line up. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
And he's done it. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
Just the Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
This is impressive. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
Mikey clambers onto | 0:51:48 | 0:51:49 | |
the first Impossible Snowflake. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
He jumps. Oh, this is incredible! | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
Can he do the impossible? | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
Wow, just wow! | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
That is the fastest time this series! | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
And probably ever! | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
Well, Mikey had set a hugely impressive benchmark, | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
lightning fast on the stairs and he beat the Snowflakes. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
Oh, my goodness! That was amazing! | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
I'm just so happy! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
That...was amazing! Amazing! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
You might be over the moon, you were also over that course | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
in a very, very fast one minute and 48 seconds. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:28 | |
Listen, it was fantastic. Yours is the time to beat. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
-But Edward is up next. Ready? -I'm ready. -Let's watch. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
To me wife and kids, I love ya and I'll try my best for ya. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
Oh, sweet! And us. Try for us as well. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
And the Pocket Rocket gets launched! | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
breaks the water with his face, | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
and heads for the North Pole. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
Unfortunately, he has to beat | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
Mikey's incredible one minute 48, | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
and that is no mean feat. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:08 | |
The crowd are right behind him. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
At the Pole, can't afford | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
to hang around long. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:14 | |
-All right, come on. -Come on, Eddie! | 0:53:14 | 0:53:16 | |
Onto the second, keep moving. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
That shaking does not make it easy | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
but having no problems so far. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
Onto the highest. Oh, no! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Yes, onto the highest step. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
It's all downhill from here. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:30 | |
But for your slow descent, | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
another rapid one into that water. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
Oh, that step is buffeting him around. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
This is tough. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:39 | |
Made it onto the final one. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Come on, Ed! Come on! | 0:53:41 | 0:53:44 | |
Oh, not good, not good! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
Oh, this is amazing! | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
He really needs to storm across these. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:53:52 | 0:53:53 | |
ALL: Ohhhhh! | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
The seconds continually ticking away, | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
but if anyone's proved he's fast today, it is this Pocket Rocket. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:02 | |
He might just do it yet. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
Fright-cicles, next. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
He could do without the wait here. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:08 | |
Come on, Edward. Come on. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
Go, go, go, go! | 0:54:11 | 0:54:12 | |
Yes, he's in the centre. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
Yes, great. Come on, Ed! Move! | 0:54:18 | 0:54:21 | |
Look at the clock, it's all too late. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
But he's onto the Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:28 | |
Oh, no! | 0:54:29 | 0:54:30 | |
Heightily Challenged Ed has really gone for it all day. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
He's done his family proud. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
It's the final climb | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
for Heightily Challenged Ed. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:42 | |
The crowd want him to win | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
almost as much as he wants to himself. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:46 | |
And there we are. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:47 | |
Time for Amanda to break the news. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
Look at the steely determination on your face. How are you feeling, Ed? | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
Absolutely done in! | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
Brilliant experience. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
Absolutely fantastic. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:02 | |
Oh, listen. You were absolutely fantastic, Eddie. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
That was a mighty performance from you out there. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
But I've got to tell you, it wasn't big enough I'm afraid. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
Mikey was faster. Eddie, I'm sorry. But well done you, good job. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:17 | |
Mikey, you know what this means! | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
Oh, here we go. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
Dan is next to go, let's watch. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
It's time to sprinkle some magic on this bad boy. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
He'll have to pull something special out of his magic hat | 0:55:30 | 0:55:34 | |
to beat Mikey's 1 minute 48 Winter Wipeout record. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
Here we go. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
Straight in. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:45 | |
Could this be magic? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Alaka-Dan didn't drown | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
so maybe he's a witch? I don't know. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
No, a duck. Don't know how it works. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:54 | |
Dan knows nothing | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
about Mikey's spectacular time. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Needs to go as quickly as he can. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
Comfortably conquers the North Pole. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
Icy Stairs now. Mikey sprinted up these, | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
so Dan cannot afford to hang around. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
This is a technique. And it's working. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
Never seen this done. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:13 | |
Getting bumped a bit on his way down. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
It's...oh! Oooh! Hanging on! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
He jumps and makes it! | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Icy Picks. Trying to outwit them. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:25 | |
This is where Mikey fell in. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
Ooh, it worked, it worked. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
Onto the Fright-cicle gangway. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
Amazing. Great skills here. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
Dan waits for the gangway to come back. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:39 | |
Timing it. He's across. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
Mikey needs to be worried now. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
This is a fantastic run! | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:49 | |
If Dan can get across these, | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
he will beat Mikey's time. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:52 | |
Onto the first. Leaps...oh, no! | 0:56:52 | 0:56:55 | |
Dan's first mistake. But he's still in with a chance. | 0:56:55 | 0:57:00 | |
This is a breathtaking final. Staggering stuff. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:04 | |
He can still do this. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:05 | |
Look at the clock. I think he is. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:08 | |
Dan looks like he's going to do this! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
-1 minute 34. Now that... -Wow! | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
..is magic! | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
So, Alaka-Dan beats Camp-uccino Mikey's incredible time | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
by 14 seconds. Over to Amanda. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
Dan, Dan, the Magic Man! Come on out, my darling. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:27 | |
That was pretty magical, Dan. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
Thank you so much. It was a magical experience for me. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:32 | |
Good. I have to tell you that Mikey was equal | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
in the amazingness stakes here tonight. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
Absolutely brilliant, both of you. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
But you know that there is but one trophy to give away. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
And I'm going to give it to... | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
Dan! | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
Oh, congratulations, my man! | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Hard luck, Mikey! | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
So Alaka-Dan has conjured up victory | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
and is today's Winter Wipeout champion. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
But more impressive than that, I escaped from the straitjacket. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:10 | |
How did I get out of it? Well, a great magician | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
never gives away his tricks. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
So that's it for this week. Join me next time | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
when the champions and runners-up throughout the series | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
compete in Winter Wipeout, The Final. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Until then, and from Amanda and me...and the fire brigade, | 0:58:35 | 0:58:39 | |
it's goodbye. | 0:58:39 | 0:58:40 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:43 | 0:58:45 |