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There are many seasonal knockabout game shows that I present. There's Summer Swipeout. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Spring Splashout And, of course, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Richard Hammond's Autumn Disco Crazy Mega Party 2012. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
But none are as wintery or wipeout-y as Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
20 frostbitten contestants, including a farmer, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
a bollard salesman and a comedian | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
have travelled to a snow-covered wonderland | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
in a bid to win £10,000. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
One will do that. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
The other 19 will not do that. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Let the Autumn Disco Crazy Mega-Party 2012 begin! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Sorry, wrong show. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Welcome to a very special episode of Winter Wipeout, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
because this week's show is the vampire special. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
If I'm completely honest, I'm not too happy about it. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
I said we should give pirate specials one last go, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
but nobody listened. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Apparently there's a "do a vampire special" clause in my contract. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
I really should read those things. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Right, so on with the contractually obligated vampire special. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Three, two, one.... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
EVIL LAUGH | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Hah. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
This is what the competitors must face today, The Qualifier. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Spooky, like vampires. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Ski Lift. Scary, like vampires. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Winter Blunderland. Evil, like vampires. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Painful, like these fake vampire teeth. My gums are really hurting. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Forget it. I'm not doing this any more. Vampire special is over. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
I don't want anything to do with vampires from now on. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Right, over to my, and I'm not saying spooky co-host, Amanda Byram on the qualifier course. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
I'm not going to do another Dracula laugh. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
In fact, I think my gums are bleeding. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Call me an ambulance. Don't just sit there. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Now, occasionally you meet a contestant whose job | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
couldn't be more appropriate for the Winter Wipeout qualifier. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Sadly, that's not the case right now because Jason is a bollard seller. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
Jason, I have always wanted a bollard, so can you sell me one? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Of course I can, Amanda. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
This is a bollard, would you like a bollard? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Give us a clue, this isn't charades. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
You're are going to have a good laugh when you see my bollards. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
He loves bollards, I love bollards, this is going to be great! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Come on! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Come on! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
And off goes Jason | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
and his first Qualifier obstacle will be this... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
It's a snowball fight, the like of which you've never seen before. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Six gigantic snowballs, one narrow beam. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
And the competitors have no snowballs to throw back, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
which isn't a very fair snowball fight, really. No. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Here goes Jason Bollards. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Oh no! He lost that snowball fight, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
suddenly and quite badly. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
They're really big. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Three more snowballs to go. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Come on, Jase! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
But Jason is doing it in style! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-Forget what I said about style. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
This is awesome! Come on! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Let's see what granny's got. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Well Jason, funny you should ask, today on offer at Granny's house | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
we have a pie, a dog and two doors that are always open to visitors. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
# She's just a devil woman, with evil on her mind | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
# Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you... # | 0:03:22 | 0:03:27 | |
Let's see if Granny is interested in buying a bollard. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
#Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you... # | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh! Maybe not today, Jason. No. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
And that's how Granny deals with salesmen. Goodbye! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Now, Jason must evade Granny's dog, Tevez. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Ah, look at his face. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Oh! Right in the ankle. Little nipper. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Might want a tetanus shot after that, actually. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
-LAUGHS -Those luminous "go faster" stripes | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
don't seem to be working, do they? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Now, an obstacle that needs no introduction, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
or did I just introduce it? I did, didn't I? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Well, it's the Big Red Balls! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Come on, Jason. You can do this. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Think of it as four big red bollards. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-Route one head bomb. Classic. -Oof! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
-Ooh, yeah. -SCREAMS | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Another ladder for Jason. But at the top of this one, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
is his final Qualifier challenge, the Log Jam. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
As well as staying on top of those bucking logs, the Winter Wipeouters | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
must also jump through hoops to qualify. Well, hoop singular. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Come on then. Show us how it's done. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
# Let me see you move that hoop, let me see you move it... # | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
And here we... Oh! Ooh! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-If Jason wants a quick time, he needs to get serious. -Look at his smiley, happy face. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
I don't think he's taking it seriously at all. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
-LAUGHS -Oh, come on. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Concentrate. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
And... Oh! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
He really is a master of the head bomb. Look at that. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Remember, only the fastest 12 qualify for the next round. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Will Jason be among them? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
-He finishes in four minutes 14 seconds. -Woo! Ooh, careful. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Give me you hand. Come on. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Where's his head gone? He looks like a turtle. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-Save yourself, man. -Thank you. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
-Jason, how are you doing? -I'm good. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
I could do that again. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
I loved it, it were chuffing great. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
The next contestant to dip their toes into the icy Qualifier | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
is Judy, a horn-playing company director from Cambridge. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
She looks like lots of fun. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Are you ready for this? Are you ready? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I don't think I am. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
PLAYS BLUE PETER THEM TUNE | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Remind me, this helps on the Qualifier, how? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Amazing, Judy! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I'm here to prove age is just a number | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
and I'm going to blast... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
my way around this course. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, Judy. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Judy's off. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
She's about to face six snowballs and that is just a number, remember. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Yes, ooh! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
# I feel your breath in my face... # | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
That's amazing! 55-year-old Judy's made it past the Snowballs! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Now, Granny's age is 103, which is also just a number, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
but a very, very big one. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Ooh! Pie-faced. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Doesn't matter how old she is. Granny's still highly dangerous. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
# Just a fool to believe | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
# She's like the wind | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
# Just a fool to believe... # | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
DISTORTS AND FADES OUT | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
There they go. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
They're going nowhere Judy. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Yes, oh! She's got a sort of second wind, maybe, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
so, here we go. This is it. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Judy edging her way over, and ready? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Whoa! Age is just a number after all! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Come on, Judy! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
She's doing really well. Through the hoop, bit. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
# I'm horny, horny, horny tonight... # | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Apparently, Judy's husband Derek thinks she's outgoing and funny... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
And I concur. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
The Log Jam's got no respect for the, ahem, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:34 | |
the person of the larger number that's just a number, shall we say? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
But Judy has grabbed this course by the tenor horns | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
and finishes in 3 minutes 44 seconds, which is also just a number. Remember. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
# ..I wish I could be... # | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Water. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
It covers over 100% of the earth's surface, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
and an even higher percentage of the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Many species thrive in water. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
The friendly dolphin, | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
the friendly duck, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
and the creepy-looking water boatman. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-SQUEAKY VOICE -Ahoy there! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
But it's not the natural habitat for all. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Owen, can't swim. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Emily, hates water up her nose. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
And Chanis, just hates water. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Together they are The Aquaphobics. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
How will they survive their journey to the end of The Qualifier? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Only time will tell. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
My name's Owen and I can't swim, so my plan is to not fall in! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
How did health and safety agree to this? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
OK, he's off. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Oh no! No! His strategy's failed! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
And he's in again. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Now here's Chanis. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
She's keeping out of the wet stuff and she's across. Yes! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Emily, trying hard to keep water out of her nose. Ooh! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
Great nose-holding technique nicely done, Emily. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Back to Sinkable Owen at the balls. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Can he stay dry this time? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
No! Thank goodness for life-jackets. The horror! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
Emily on the Log Jam, prepared with her nose-holding technique. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Ooh! Right in the hooter. That caused some serious water damage. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
No need to hold it, it's all mashed up. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
# Tick-tickle, splash, splash... # | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Ow. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
# Tell me how long will this thing last? # | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Here's Chanis. Doesn't look too happy about the rain, | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
about to attempt Log Jam. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Ooh! Holy water! Wow! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Wow! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Just, wow! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
Definitely does not want to get wet, at any cost. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
That was revolutionary. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Incredible. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
A water-damaged Emily finishes in four minutes 46. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Sinkable Owen completes the course in four minutes 18. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
And Revolutionary Chanis is the fastest of the bunch, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
two minutes 54 seconds. Not bad for an Aquaphobic. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Joining Amanda at the top of the course is Stephen from Cambridge. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
I'm told he's here to defend a much-maligned art form. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
If a dad dances, we should be proud. We should, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
you know, fight our corner and I do that with gusto. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
I'll fight that corner, Stephen, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
but sadly, dads are only able to do one dance move, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
and for those of you not aware of that dance move, it is this... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
CLUB MUSIC | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Let's see Stephen's skills. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
# Everyday, I'm shuffling. # | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Woo! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
LAUGHS | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
The beat will attack you! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
# Shuffling, shuffling. # | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
LAUGHS | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
You're thinking hot, right? Hot, yes? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-I'm thinking I've never wanted you more! -I get that a lot. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Phillippa, Fraser, Michael, Ben, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
I know you guys just love it when a dad dances. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
So let's dance. Woo! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Hey, come on, he's got four kids. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
You can't knock the Dad Dancing, and that is good. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
MUSIC: "No Limit" by 2Unlimited. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Tune! Look at his fancy footwork. This is looking great. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
Ooh, yes actually. Hang on. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Stephen is genuinely busting some moves here! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Here we go! Ooh! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Ow! Now he's bust his face. Yes. Oh. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Ah. Sorry, kids. Didn't hurt. (It did.) | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Now, the Dad Dance Master to the balls. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Come on, Stephen. Make my day. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
# Get you booty on the floor tonight... # | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Well, I've had better days. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
-MUSIC: "Dr Beat", by Gloria Estefan. -Another tune! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
-Come on, Stephen, think of the kids. -No, think of the dads, for us all! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Oh! No. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Bit of water in his ears. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
He even falls with dad rhythm. Look at that. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Yes, special. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
# Won't you help me, Dr Beat? # | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
And Dad Dancemaster Stephen | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
boogies stylishly home in two minutes, nine seconds, which is impressive. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:24 | |
Yep, he's still got some embarrassing moves, | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
left in the old boy yet. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
CLUB MUSIC | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
This is so liberating! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Hey everyone, we dance like dads, and we're proud! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Dancing dads are going to take over the world, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
just like they're taking over the Snowboard... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Dad Dance Master Stephen has shuffled his way to the top of the snowboard. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
He is an inspiration. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Followed in second and third by Revolutionary Chanis and Just A Number Judy. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Jason De Bollard is in fourth place, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
with Sinkable Owen just about keeping his head above water. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
And finally, a water damaged Emily is in sixth place. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Right, on with the competition! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Next is Patrick. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
He is a Frenchman, ooh la la. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
And he works for London Underground, ooh, la tube. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Very continental. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
And here's the map Patrick will be using for his journey to the finish. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Stand clear of the doors! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh! That's going to cause delays. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Oh, leaves on the line! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Oh and again. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Now to Granny's House. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Better mind the doors. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Ooh! That's going to cause some serious delays. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
I think he's snapped his goggles in half! Wow! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
# Going underground... # | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Please mind the gap | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
between the Travelator and the Big Red Balls. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
First stop. Second stop... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh la la. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Definitely a head on collision there. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Where do you go here? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
I'm sorry, but Le Patrick Line | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
will be delayed by approximately two minutes while the driver checks his map. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
This is Kev from Cardiff. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
He's a cocktail barman and an internet-ordained Reverend. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Interesting CV. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
The Cocktail Rev Kev at the Log Jam. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
He'd probably call that a Singapore Sling. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
He's been shaken and stirred, but he's back on his feet. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Can he make it through the strainer? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Yes. He's through. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Nice. Served over ice. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
So Cocktail Rev Kev has mixed things up | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
with a time of two minutes 52 seconds. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
I feel like I've gone through a massive cocktail shaker | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
and been flayed by one of the best barmen in the world, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
by doing that part of the cause. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
It's been crazy. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
And look, we're nearly at the end of Le Patrick Line. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
He finishes in three minutes 29 seconds. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Please ensure you have your belongings with you before leaving the train. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Hope you had a pleasant journey. Who's next? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
Ooh fire! That's Karen. She scares me a bit. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
She's 24, from Portsmouth and is a sandwich maker. Mmm, toasties. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:33 | |
What exactly is it you do with fire? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Fire breathing, fire eating, body burning | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
and poi which is like nunchucks but spinning around. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
I'm a fierce fire starter and I'm going to set this course alight! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Fire Starter Karen blazes off. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
She's on fire! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
No, wait, she is actually on fire! Woah! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Now to Granny's House. Oh watch the... Oh! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
Oh, she did it! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Watch out for the dog. Yes, and watch out for the door! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Ooh! Oh... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
That's put her fire out. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Can Karen set the balls alight? Not literally, they're not insured... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
Wow! Whoa! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
# Feelin' hot, hot, hot... # | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Karen to the Log Jam. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Logs and fire, normally a good combination, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
and it's working out well for Karen. Here she goes. Ooh, yes. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
Do the hoopy thing. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh no! Her fire's been put out again. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Fire Starter Karen's time is a scorching two minutes one second. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:46 | |
That is fast. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Now, call the local fire station and pray they're not on a siesta. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
# I'm on fire... # | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
LAUGHS | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Hello! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Ooh-aar, ooh-arr, ooh-arr! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
This is Tristan. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
He's 20, from Dorset and he must be cold. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Could someone get him some long johns? Or mittens? A snood maybe? It's going to be chilly. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
Now, if you were to win the money, what would you do with it? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:11 | |
-It's going to be put towards my own tractor. -Not a combine harvester? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
No, I've not got the license to drive that, unfortunately. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
I love you. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
Amanda does love a man in wellies. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I'm farmer Spark, and I'm going to plough my way across this course. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
Amanda there, dreaming of country life. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
And he's off. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
That's the fastest tractor driver I've ever seen! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
LAUGHS | 0:17:37 | 0:17:42 | |
Ooh and indeed, arr! That is impressive. Yes. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
He fell over there but he got up again. On to Granny's House. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
Oops! No! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
-Oh no! -Poor Amanda. You know what it's like. You fancy a boy, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
take him to Granny's House, then she smashes him in the face with a door. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
# Ooh, ah, just a little bit... # | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Right, Big Red Ball time. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
He's probably been practicing with big red radishes on the farm. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Maybe not. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
No regard for his own safety whatsoever. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
This is still a very fast time from this jet-powered tractor. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Log Jam. I wonder if he sells that in his farm shop? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
I get the feeling Tristan doesn't weigh anything. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
I think gravity's given up on him. This is impressive. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
On his feet, one last time. Can he make it? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
And, oh... | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
# Oh wow, look at me now... # | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Oh... | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
That's less impressive. Amanda doesn't seem impressed either. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
I wish all tractor drivers were as fast as Jet Tractor Tristan | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
who finishes the course in a speedy two minute 13 seconds. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
Meet Ambar. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
She's a 19-year-old student from Swansea. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
She loves to slob in front of the TV. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
This is Sarah. She's a stand up comedian and a mum of one. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
This is Katy. She's also a student | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
and is in the university training core. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
She's one tough student kitty, is she? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Finally, this is Nikki. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
She's a gym instructor from Crosby and she is a mum too. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Brilliant, I have always wondered who would win in a race between students and mums. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
See? It's up on my list of big questions. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
How did the universe begin? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Is morality learned or is it hard-coded into our DNA? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
And who would win in a race between students and mums, students or mums? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
It is this last one that's always baffled me. These are easy. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:41 | |
So Sarah is off. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
And trying to avoid the Big Snowballs, yes, oh! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Doesn't avoid the water. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Tough Kitty Katy, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
doesn't even avoid the balls. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Gym instructor Nikki now, at Granny's House. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Oh, looks like she's stretching her hamstrings, there. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
And many, many other muscles, I suspect. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
She must be warming up, maybe, just getting ready. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Meanwhile Ambar's, well, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
adjusting her wardrobe, what there is of it. I wasn't looking. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
Tevez's bite is definitely worse than his bark. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Come on, Balls! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Nikki, motivating herself for the Balls now. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
I'm not sure exactly what she was telling them. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Tough Kitty Katy's go. Here comes that student corps training. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:43 | |
Katy spends a lot of time in water, for a cat, I've noticed. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
Oh! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Stand-up Mum Sarah, trying very hard to be serious. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:56 | |
That didn't work at all. Look at that. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Maybe she's just got funny bones. And a couple of broken ones as well. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:08 | |
Ha-ha. Student Ambar's turn. Whoa, where's she going? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
Tough Kitty Katy graduates | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
with an honorary time of two minutes 11 seconds. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
Stand-up Mum Sarah not quite as impressive, three minutes 32. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Motivated Mum Nikki instructs herself in | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
to finish in three minutes 45 seconds. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Bringing up the rear is Ambar And Her Shorts. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
So Katy's answered one of my big questions. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Students are faster than mums. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
So, no-one need ever ask that question again. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
How does that affect the Snowboard? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Burning her way to the top, | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
past Stephen the dancing dad, I love that guy, it's Firestarter Karen. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Tough Kitty Katy | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
and Jet Tractor Tristan are following closely behind. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Cocktail Rev Kev is in fifth place with Stand-up Mum Sarah in eighth. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
Motivated Mum Nikki and Ambar And Her Shorts are in tenth | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
and eleventh. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
And Jason The Bollard is just clinging on to twelfth place. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
This is Jon. And he is an ice sculptor. And he looks like, well, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
a man in a purple skirt with purple hair. That's not real. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
Confidence and determination are two things | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
that you really need, here, for Winter Wipeout. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Do you have those in your ice bucket? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Yeah, at the end of the day, you've got to take life, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
you've got to get hold of it with both hands. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
If you stand back too much, you won't get the chance | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
to set yourself a marker. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
When you set yourself a marker, you can move from that. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
That's where your confidence and passion comes. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
It's the ability to set a marker, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
achieve that marker... JON'S VOICE IN FAST FORWARD | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
You're watching Winter Wipeout. Please do not adjust your set. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
This has to stop soon. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
I'm keen, real keen to go. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-Are you out of breath? -Slightly. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
So, can Jon's feet move as fast as his mouth? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Well, they can so far. Wow! They really can. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
He's actually in fast forward. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Now, can he talk his way past Granny's House? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Here we go. Ducks. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Oh, slides. Oh, no, not really. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
But he is still flying. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Takes a leap onto the Balls. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Sorry to his friends at home, he does, now, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
have quite a lot to talk about. Oh, here we go. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Oh, oh. That's not good. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Ow, oh, right on the jaw. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Hope that doesn't affect his talking. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Maybe they'll have to wire it. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
He is so fast, though, his trousers couldn't keep up. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
And Gibberish Jon finishes in a speedy two minutes 26 seconds. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
Well done. Don't tell us about it. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
On her way to the top of the course, now, is Abi. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
She's a chemical engineering student. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
And seems to have trouble controlling her limbs. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
She must drop a lot of test tubes, I'm guessing. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
This is for all of the gangly nerds out there who love corn on the cob. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Sorry. Did I say she? I meant he. Nice moustache, sir. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
I'm confused. And he's off. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Oh. He really is off. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
A distinguished fall, as you'd expect from a gentleman. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
On to Granny's House, now. She doesn't like strange men. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Doing well. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Ooh! Granny really doesn't like strange men. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Abi on the Travelator. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
But can he cross the Big Balls with his manly pink shoes? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
No, apparently not. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
But he is fast in the water. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
So Abi attempts the Log Jam. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Hang on. His moustache has gone. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
What's happening? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Oh wait. I see what's happening. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Must've had a sneaky shave. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Abi Tache finishes the course in just two minutes two seconds. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
Not bad for a wobbly gentleman. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
It was brilliant. Brrrth. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
It was brilliant. Vom. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Next is Sam. He likes computer games, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
he plays computer games and sells computer games. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
I imagine this is the first time he's ever seen outside. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
I've spent years playing video games. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
This course has got nothing I've not seen before. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
OK. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Off goes Sam on his epic quest for points and burgers. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
He's got nothing yet. Level Two, Granny's House. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Get up, it's not an obstacle. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh. Narrow miss. Some unnecessary flailing. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Granny wins. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
-You lose. -Ha-ha-ha. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
His power levels are definitely failing. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Pac Sam onto the Balls. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, good, he needed a burger. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Ah, oh, no, no. Maybe one burger too many. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
# I don't want to play this game no more. # | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Unfortunately, Sam, you've not finished yet. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Pac Sam to the Log Jam. Hey, that rhymes. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Oh, ow! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
This is one platform game he's not enjoying, is he? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
This is not going well. At least he gets a style bonus. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Definitely game over for Pac Sam. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
But will his time of three minutes 43 | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
be enough to see him through to the next level? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
Oh, Jesus. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
I pretty much ran out of all my lives when I was on there. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Just, game over. Absolutely terrible. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Welcome to the annual Winter Wipeout dance off. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
This year, competing for the street dancers is Kerry, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
a dance school vice principal from Worcester. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
From Fareham, 53-year-old Rob will be hip-swivelling his way | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
across the course for the swingers. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
And, finally, it's a pair of feet. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Belonging to Tom from Ipswich, representing the tappers. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
It's tap versus swing versus street. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
First to go, it's Kerry | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
And she's off. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
She's tough, even for a street girl. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:57 | |
Swinging things, not her thing, obviously. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
But it is Rob's. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Of course. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
I wonder if Granny would fancy a dance partner in Rob? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
That'd be a no. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:11 | |
# I'm never gonna dance again. # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Look at him move. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:15 | |
Out the way of that massive pie. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
So, Tappy Toes Tom's go. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Oh, yeah, just watch those feet glide. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
He's, as you would expect, quick on his feet. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
Oh, and quickly off his feet. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Swing Thing Rob, about to go dancing with the Big Balls. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
Yup, oh. They sure know how to make him move! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
In a spinny, bouncy, splashy way. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
# Come on, baby | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
# Let's do the twist. # | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
Looking good. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Street Wise Kerry is at the Log Jam. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Oh, oh, look, she's, actually, getting sawn in half. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:04 | |
I don't want to see that again. Oh, stupid replay. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Street Wise Kerry finishes in three minutes exactly. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
Come on! | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
Swing Thing Rob glides to the finish line in three minutes 30. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:23 | |
But where is Tappy Toes Tom? | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
I see, he's performing a little routine on the Travelator | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
before facing the Big Balls. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
And now... What is...? How? Eh? How? Who? Wow! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:36 | |
Wow. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
That is one impressive Wobbly Ball crossing. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
He actually did it. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:48 | |
This has to be one of my favourite Ball-crossings of all time. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
And now he's making the Log Jam look easy. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
That's an incredible run. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
-Get in. -Get in. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
Tappy Toes Tom sets a Winter Wipeout record. One minute 21 seconds. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
I'm shocked. I can't believe it. I'm genuinely, like, shocked. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
I looked at them as you're coming along the conveyer | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
and I saw them in front of me and I thought, no, no way. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
-But I did it. I've done it! -And how do you celebrate? | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
Jazz hands. Yeah. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
So, the final 12 qualifying for the Ski Lift are Tappy Toes Tom | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
who tops the Snowboard. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
Abi Tache is in third, there's Dad Dancemaster Steve. I love that guy. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
Gibberish Jon has talked his way into seventh place | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
with Street Wise Kerry coming in at a respectable tenth. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
Swing Thing Rob has just managed | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
to squeeze himself into twelfth place | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
meaning he's the final competitor to qualify for Ski Lift. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
Sadly, it's time to say goodbye to those eight people | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
who didn't make it onto the Snowboard. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
# You're blowing my mind | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
# People, believe me That man is mine | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
# It should have been me | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
# No, oh, oh | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
# You know it should have been me | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
# Oh, ho | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
# It should have been me | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
# Oh, oh. # | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
It's so sad having to say goodbye to eight competitors so soon. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:19 | |
I don't know how I'm supposed to move on after that. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
Do you know what, I am, I'm moving on, | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
I'm learning to live with the memory. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
So, moving on, it's Ski Lift. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
Here are the rules for Ski Lift. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:39 | |
Rule 1. Hang onto the handles and don't let go. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
Rule 2. Don't get knocked off by the massive, spinning Ski Poles | 0:31:43 | 0:31:47 | |
that gradually get higher. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Rule 3. No bombing or heavy petting. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
Rule 4. Don't get blinded by the blizzard. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
Rule 5. The last five competitors left hanging | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
qualify for the next round. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Rule 6. The competition only begins when an Irish co-presenter says so. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:07 | |
Baby, it's cold outside and in the air and in the water. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:12 | |
In fact, it's flipping freezing everywhere. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
It must be Ski Lift. Are you all ready? | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
Yeah! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Time for a reminder of today's Ski Lifters. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Fastest on the Qualifier and qualified Ball-crosser, | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
it's Tappy Toes Tom. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
For all the dancing men that have been called pansies, | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
this one's for you with my footwork fancy. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
-OK, flexible. -Come on. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
Closely followed by Cocktail Rev Kev and the wobbly gent Abi Tache. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:43 | |
Alongside them, it's the legend himself, Dad Dancemaster Stephen. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
In some people's eyes I might seem old, | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
but I want the prize and I'm going for gold. Giddy up. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
He can do no wrong. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
Contestants ready! Chanis ready! | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
I think Revolutionary Chanis maybe have applied for the wrong show. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Next is Swing Thing Rob and Firestarter Karen. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
Don't let her near matches. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
There's Jet Tractor Tristan. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:12 | |
I'm a bit of a cattle charmer, so, now, let's chase the farmer. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
It's clever cos it rhymes. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
Then it's Street Wise Kerry and Le Patrick Line. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
They say you are what you eat. But I don't remember eating a legend. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:26 | |
OK, Tough Kitty Katy, talking tough there. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
And finally Gibberish Jon. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
-Warm-up's over... -I'm sorry, Jon, time's up. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:35 | |
And so, the Ski Lift begins to spin. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
And the legs begin to get lifted. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
There's Abi. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
And there's Stephen. Love that guy. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
Jon's just showing off, there. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
The blizzard is getting worse. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
Ooh! Le Patrick Line's in a bit of trouble. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Ooh, again, ooh! And now he's down. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:02 | |
The scary Ski Pole just flicked him into the water like a human twig. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
Brutal. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
Not here to play. Here to win. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
So, I'm a bit sad. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
So Patrick's the first one to get sad, but who'll be sad next? | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
Well, there's Chanis. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:21 | |
And Kerry, ooh, takes a hit but recovers well. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
Now, remember, just five places up for grabs | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
and there are still eleven Ski Lifters hanging. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
Oooh! Katy took a massive knock, there. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
But the tough kitty is hanging on. Still only one down. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
There's Kerry, in a bit of trouble. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
Oh, Kerry's down. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Just clipped by the Ski Pole. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
Street Wise Kerry wasn't street enough for the Ski Lift. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
As soon as I got hit, I just thought, that's the end of me. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
Back to the action, now. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
Katy, flying through the air, again. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
Has barely spent any time on her podium. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Jon and Rev Kev making it look easy. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
Katy on her podium for once. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
Ooh, hang on. Somebody went there. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Oh, Chanis has gone. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Chanis successfully dodged the Ski Pole but couldn't hold on. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
Nine competitors left hanging. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
I feel defeated, really. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
I'm disappointed in myself cos I lost my grip. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
Things are getting tense now. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
Those Ski Poles are getting higher and higher. Tristan, safely over. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:26 | |
Nice shorts, Stephen. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
Oh, Look at that! Katy, off again. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
There's Swing Thing Rob and Tappy Toes Tom, | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
the dancers making it look easy. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
Abi takes a knock again. Oh, and again. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
Oh, no! No! Nooo! Not Dad Dancemaster Steve! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:57 | |
Oh, that fall could have set Dad dancing back years. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
I hope my kids will be proud of their embarrassing dancing dad | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
and that I've done all right by them. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
It's just not the same now. But the show must go on, I suppose. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:13 | |
That's how it is with art. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
Oh, well, back to the action and it's all gone a bit crazy. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
Who's that somersaulting? | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
Katy was knocked again and this time she's off. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
To be honest, it's a wonder she hung on as long as she did. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
I spent more time in the air than on the platform. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
I think my feet saw the platform, probably, about three times. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
Just seven Ski Lifters left. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
The next two to fall will miss out by the narrowest of margins. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
And who's that? | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
Not Record Breaking Tom, surely? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
Today's fastest Qualifier and only Ball-crosser is out. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:51 | |
I don't think I've let myself down this much before in my entire life. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:56 | |
Just cos I wanted it that much. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:57 | |
It was so important to me, getting through. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
And cos I havne't done it, it's really bad. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Oh, man, he's even got me welling up. Stop it. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
This is really getting very serious. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
One more. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
The next faller is out. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
Tristan, safely over. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
And what's Kev doing? | 0:37:16 | 0:37:17 | |
Oh, no, he's out! | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
He just, sort of, stood there and took it. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
It was all a matter of luck, I think. You couldn't really judge anything | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
and give yourself full control of what you were doing. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
Whatever it's about, it's about not standing rooted to your podium. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
For sure. That didn't work. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
So, now, the final five competitors have been decided. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
It's Karen, Abi, Tristan, Jon and Rob. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
Oh, well, it was Swing Thing Rob. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
Rob has swung out. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
Couldn't keep his head. Somebody'll find it for him. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
Four still hanging and, oh, that bar is high now. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
Oh, just clinging on. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
And Abi Tache is down. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
Safely through to the next round, but unsafely dumped in the water. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:06 | |
Who will be last man hanging now? | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
No prize for that title, just immense pride. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Gibberish Jon's still showing off. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
And there goes Jet Tractor Tristan. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
Ski Pole to the upper back, he didn't see that coming. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
-Jon and Karen. -Two are still up there. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
But the game only ends when there's one, single, last man hanging. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
Firestarter Karen, up, over and then clipped and then whacked. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
And, oh, can't hold on. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
That is one huge swing right there. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
Firestarter Karen finishes in second. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Which means Gibberish Jon is today's Last Man Hanging. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
And for that he wins a great big bag of pride. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
This show really is chock-full of exciting stuff. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:58 | |
But let me just say, if you thought Ski Lift was exciting, | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
wait till you see this. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:05 | |
And if you thought that was exciting, wait till you see this. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
And if you thought was exciting, just wait till you see this. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
It's Winter Blunderland. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
Five contestants are spun a lot in the Winter Whizzy. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
Feeling a little queasy, | 0:39:29 | 0:39:30 | |
they set off on their quest for the finish line. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
They must negotiate spinny obstacles and if they fall off, | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
it's a swim and a climb. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:37 | |
The last one over is eliminated | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
and the other lucky four get to do it all again. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
The first three to cross this time | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
become today's Wipeout Zone finalists. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
The loser doesn't. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
To make things a little more interesting, | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Eduardo and Eduardo from the local ice hockey team, | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
nice chaps the pair of them, chuck in a few giant hockey pucks. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
So, let's get Blundering. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
It's Winter Blunderland. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Are you all ready? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
Yeah! | 0:40:05 | 0:40:06 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
I think we should remind ourselves | 0:40:08 | 0:40:09 | |
who the Blundering contestants are this week. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
Dial 999, it's the hooligan who likes to set things alight. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:16 | |
It's Firestarter Karen. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
He's like Usain Bolt in wellies. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
It's Jet Tractor Tristan. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
His hips don't lie and neither does his face. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
It's Swing Thing Rob. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Tache today, gone tomorrow, | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
It's Abi Tache. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
And finally, Gibberish Jon. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Sorry, Jon, all out of time. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
HORN SOUNDS | 0:40:42 | 0:40:43 | |
That alpine horn signals the starts of Heat One. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Remember, last one across the Ice Hockey Rink will go in the Sin Bin. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
For good. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Karen and Rob, waiting for... What are they waiting for? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
Pucks are flying already. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Abi and Jon, now. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Abi steaming ahead. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:03 | |
Onto the Crank Shaft now. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
Really onto the Crank Shaft. That is unorthodox. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
Can she recover it? | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
Yes, amazing and she's, oh, oh, ooh. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
She's across. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
I've never seen that before. Rob picking up the pace. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Karen not. Oh. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
That was never going to work, was it? | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
Abi is coming on. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Hurdling the sticky-out bits on the Ro-terror-tator with ease. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
This is a determined performance. Onto the Iceberg. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
One more jump and she's through to the second heat. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
Jon, close behind. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
No, he isn't. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
But, wow! Abi Tache, safely through to the next heat. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
After a superb run. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Jon took a tumble into the manky water. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
But Abi just nailed that final jump. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Then Tristan followed suit. Jon's suit. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
It's a swim back to the start of the Ro-terror-tator | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
for Jon and Tristan. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
Meanwhile, Rob about to tackle the first obstacle, again. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
Oh, better. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:03 | |
Better, ah, worse. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
More puckery. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
Come on, guys. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
Jon. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:10 | |
Oh, no. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Magnificent jump. Terrible landing. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
And that leaves the path clear for Tristan, now. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
So, here we go and he's, oh, he's in too, again. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
Swim buddies. It's deja vu. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
Karen finally begins her assault. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
And she's straight over the Frosty Flipper. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
Jon out in front again. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
Is it third time lucky for the motormouth? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
Yes! Ooh, no! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
He's certainly trying...to do something. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
I don't know what, but something. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:45 | |
Jet Tractor Tristan's turn. He's looking steadier. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
And, yes, Tristan is through. He will join Abi in the next heat. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
Ooh, pucked. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
-Hell, yeah. -Hell, yeah, Rob. | 0:42:58 | 0:42:59 | |
Only the rest of the course to go. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
But Firestarter Karen's steaming ahead now. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
Remember, just two places left in the next heat. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
No, no, no. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:08 | |
Ooh, she's on the Iceberg. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
This is looking promising. Focus, Karen. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
And, here we go. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
She's through! So, now, just one place left. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
A little present from the Eduardo twins to Jon. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
So, that's it. Either Rob or Jon is about to be eliminated. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:25 | |
Jon's got the lead. Iceberg now. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
But Swing Thing Rob is catching up. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
And he's done it! | 0:43:33 | 0:43:34 | |
Gibberish Jon is through to Heat Two. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Poor Rob, his swinging hips couldn't keep him in the competition. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
Rob! Oh, my darling, those swivelling hips | 0:43:39 | 0:43:44 | |
just weren't swivelly enough. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
They weren't swivelling with the rotating other bits and pieces. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:51 | |
-Hard luck. We'll see you later on. -OK. Thanks a lot. -Bye. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
So, Heat Two, the decider. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Four competitors start, only three can go through to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
HORN SOUNDS | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
And they are off. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
Yeah, off their food I should imagine after all that spinning. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
Jon's out in front, though. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:11 | |
Unsteady, it must be said. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
Nevertheless, he's on to the Flipper. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
And, oh, no! Hold on, Jon. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
Here comes Abi. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:21 | |
It is just raining pucks out there. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
And now, Tristan across as well, it's getting crowded. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:28 | |
Abi, out in front. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
Karen letting the other three scrap it out. Is that clever or foolish? | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
Abi, cranking up the pressure, now. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
And she's across. She is determined. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
So is Karen. The race is on. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
Making good progress round the Ro-terror-tator | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
but Jon catching up. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:45 | |
Oh. Oh. It's so close. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
So close. She's onto the Iceberg. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Land this next jump and she's into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
She is, she's through. | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
And so's Jon. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:00 | |
And so's Tristan. And game over. Wow. That was quick. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
Which means Karen is out, with a flourish. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:10 | |
These three were neck and neck. And neck. From the start. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
And not a fall between them. Superb work. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
Karen, that is closest I have ever seen on Winter Blunderland. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:19 | |
-Oh, what happened? -I just, I was chasing after them. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:22 | |
I was in the hope that someone might fall in. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
But, they were all too good. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:26 | |
Still sizzling hot to us. See you later, my darling. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
-Thank you very much. -Bye. -It's been awesome. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
So, sadly, for Swing Thing Rob and Firestarter Karen, | 0:45:31 | 0:45:35 | |
their Winter Wipeout adventure is over. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
The only thing stopping them heading home right now | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
are the strong bonds of friendship | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
they've formed with their fellow competitors. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
That and the 13-foot-high electric fence | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
that encircles the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
And then, it's, like, a 15-mile hike across a frozen lake | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
in subzero temperatures to the nearest phone. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
And, even then, the old man who owns it doesn't really like foreigners. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
No, the losers are probably safest staying put and cheering on | 0:45:58 | 0:46:01 | |
today's three finalists. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:02 | |
Doing Winter Wipeout has definitely been the best thing ever | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
in my whole, entire life. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:08 | |
One of the best experiences I've ever done. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
And probably ever will do. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
It's really important in life to talk as much as you listen. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Talk as much as you listen. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
I would not ever be caught wearing a tutu. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
And certainly not with his hair. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
Confidence isn't about arrogance, it's, like, a momentum thing. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:29 | |
It's like, if you get confidence on your side, it breeds confidence. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
And I try to, I don't think I'm the most confident person, | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
but I think I see confidence in the right way. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
I see it as like a fuel. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
As much as this was about fitness, it's about fortune. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
And they've actually threatened to send me | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
on a professionalism course about having to cut down my reports | 0:46:43 | 0:46:47 | |
and cut down my wording because people have fallen asleep. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
Abi, mad as anything. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
I'm quite looking forward to it. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:55 | |
Wearing a wet suit, as well, yeah, that'll be quite nice. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
She's determined. She's only a meek and mild little creature | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
but so's Paula Radcliffe and look what she's achieved. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
I am gangly and quite bizarre. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
But I think that once I put my mind to something, I really go for it. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:09 | |
Tristan, dark horse. Or should I say dark cow? Cos he's a farmer. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:14 | |
-He's done it unexpectedly. -I proved them all wrong. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
I think he could go all the way. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
That £10,000 is going towards getting my very own tractor. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
I am here to win it. That is the goal. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
My objective has been to win. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
You've got to give it beans now | 0:47:27 | 0:47:28 | |
cos you're never going to get the chance again. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
Lost for words and that's a bizarre thing for me to ever say. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
I've never been lost for words, really. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
When the going gets tough, the tough get...covered in snow. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
But they've still got to be tough enough | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
to beat the Winter Wipeout Zone and the first to go is Tristan. | 0:47:56 | 0:48:00 | |
I'm still a bit dizzy, so, let's get busy. This farmer's going for gold. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:07 | |
Jet Tractor Tristan gets jet propelled. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
Head first. Arms crossed. No hands. It's just... Wow! | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
That's brave. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
Argh! | 0:48:18 | 0:48:19 | |
And Tristan swims his way over to the North Pole. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:25 | |
That's the most amazing dive I've ever seen. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
Come on, Tristan. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
The North Pole is very slippery but Tristan, making light work of it. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
Now, the Icy Stairs. Leaps to the first set and the second. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:36 | |
They're already bucking. Look at him go. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:40 | |
Nearly at the summit. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
And there he is. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
Getting bumped around a lot. This is where it gets really tricky. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
Down one set. Jolted! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
Oh, and he's off! | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
Oh, Tristan in the water. The Stairs went from underneath him. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
And he got a battering on his way down too. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
He's past the middle. It's a swim and a climb to the Ice Picks now. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
Attaboy. Look at him go. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
Tristan! Tristan! | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
Tristan composes himself and tries to set off the Picks | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
but they're not biting. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
Oh, he's off. The last one got him. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
So close. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:26 | |
So nearly there. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
Which means a second swim for Tristan. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
And a second ladder climb. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
Looking absolutely shattered, now. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Come on, Tristan, you can still set a fast time. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
Waits for the Gangway to come round | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
and then dashes to the centre. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
Oh, no! He's down a third time! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
Unlucky. This is disastrous for Tristan. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
Three errors so far, he's still got one obstacle to go. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
This is such a gutsy display from Tristan. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
Come on, Tristan. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
I don't know where he's finding this energy. How can he keep going? | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
To the first Snowflake, now. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
Must be exhausted and hurting. That's a good landing. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
Now he's got to manoeuvre his way into a better position | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
to make it onto the second Snowflake. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
-No. -Ah! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
Tristan's done it again. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
Despite this error, the farmer still makes another quick recovery. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
He is still in with a chance of getting himself that new tractor. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
One last burst of energy. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:29 | |
Come on, Tristan. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:30 | |
As he finishes in three minutes ten seconds. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
And looks completely done in. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
Tristan! Come on out, my darling. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
Look at you, you're smiling to the very end. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
That was great. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Well, listen, you've just done that in a very speedy time | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
of three minutes and ten seconds. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
-Ah, that's great. -It means that yours is the time to beat. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
And Jonathan's up next, so let's watch. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
Time for some more JP action. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
So now, Gibberish Jon has three minutes ten to beat. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
He might want to keep his mouth shut for this next bit. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
-Splash down. -Waheeey. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
Nope, still can't keep his mouth shut. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
I think I saw his tutu. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Jon doesn't know how Tristan got on | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
but if he can make fewer errors, he is in with a real chance, here. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
Jon the Ice Sculptor from Harrogate hesitates at the Icy Stairs. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:38 | |
He's on. Ooh, but only just. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
Up and going for the second set. Nice. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
Now, the third. They're tricky these Stairs. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
Oh, no, they bumped him off. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
Ah, I don't believe it. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:56 | |
He just couldn't hold on. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Annoyingly, for Jon, he must now attempt the Stairs all over again, | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
from the start. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Cat-like onto the first flight. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:11 | |
And another feline leap onto the second set. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Come on, Jon. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
Clambers onto the third. Those Stairs back to their old tricks. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:21 | |
But Jon's made the summit. It is all downhill from here. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
That shaking doesn't make for an easy landing. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
Jon, getting a proper buffeting. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
Can he hold on? Yes, yes, he can. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
I think. No, he can't. Yes. Yes, he can. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
He can! He can't, he can't. Oh! | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
After all that effort. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
Jon beat the Stairs and then landed in the icy waters below. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
A second error. This is going to be close, now. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
And a surprisingly spritely Jon still clambers up. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:01 | |
Come on, Jon. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
Skips past the first two, the third one obstructing him. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
Cheeky Pick. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
Jon throws a dummy and he's past. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
The Frightcicles. Tristan fell here but Jon hasn't. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:15 | |
With coolness. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:16 | |
Waiting for the Gangway to swing round and arrive, | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
just biding his time. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
Well done, Jon. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:23 | |
Here he goes. Big leap and he's across. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
Really picking up the pace now. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
Just the Impossible Snowflakes to go for Gibberish Jon. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
Onto the first. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
This is really tight. Here we go. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
Oh, no! | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
That's a third big error for Jon | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
and that has probably cost him his shot at the title. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
The crowd urging Jon to find the strength to climb that ladder | 0:53:48 | 0:53:52 | |
to the finish podium, nearly there. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
And he hits the button. And again! Three minutes 21 seconds. So close. | 0:53:55 | 0:54:00 | |
But you don't get a trophy for so close. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
Jon, my dear. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
You've been a pretty cool customer all day, haven't you? | 0:54:04 | 0:54:09 | |
I've enjoyed every minute of it. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:10 | |
I was saying, amazing contestants in the final. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
-Absolutely amazing. -Hear, hear. But, you know, you were as cool as ice, | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
carving your way through the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
But Tristan ploughed faster. I'm sorry, my man. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:26 | |
You're going to have to go join the others. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
Tristan, you know what this means! | 0:54:29 | 0:54:34 | |
Number two, baby, yeah. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
Number two, potentially number one. Abi's up next. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
-Bring it on. -All right, let's watch. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:44 | |
Num, num, num, num, num, I'm hungry for victory. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
But you're guaranteed to get a gob-full of water any second now. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:51 | |
Abi Tache is now the only person between Tristan and victory. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:01 | |
Ha-ha. She looked surprised by that. Somebody should have warned her. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:05 | |
She doesn't know how Tristan did, remember, | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
so Abi will just be going as flat-out fast as she can. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
Balancing, carefully up the North Pole. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
Go on, my little chicken. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
And now the Icy Stairs. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
These bumpy steps have, so far, claimed both Tristan and Jon. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
Can Abi get across in one go? | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
Solid start, so far. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:25 | |
And the second set. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
Trying to make the move onto the third. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
She's onto the third. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:31 | |
But now those Stairs are beginning to do some serious jolting. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:35 | |
Abi's at the top. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
The Stairs are relentless. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:43 | |
She can't stay on there, surely? | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
Hold on! | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
Ah, oh, no! | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
Oh! | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Like Jon and Tristan before her, Abi is a victim of the Icy Stairs. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
She's past halfway, though, | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
so it's a climb straight up to the Ice Picks. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:02 | |
Remember, Tristan's time was three minutes ten, | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
Abi's on to beat that, here. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:08 | |
Tries to trigger the Picks. Second one swings up. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:11 | |
Oh, no! Another fall for Abi. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
A full-on Pick to the torso. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
That's a setback and, I suspect, hurt. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:25 | |
Abi looking very tired now. Next, it's the Frightcicles. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
The Gangway comes round. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
Oh, no. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:35 | |
Come on, Abi. Come on. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
But still she waits. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:38 | |
-She has to go now. This time. -Go now! | 0:56:38 | 0:56:42 | |
No, she waits some more. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
This caution is not helping Abi's time. Come on Abi. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:49 | |
Come on! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:50 | |
Now, she goes. She makes it to the middle. That's more like it. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:55 | |
Now, she's waiting to get off again. Yes! | 0:56:56 | 0:56:59 | |
Oh, This is so close. Impossible Snowflakes to go. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:06 | |
Abi leaps for the first. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:08 | |
-But, oh, she's down. Straight off. -She's in, she's in the water. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
Never really got onto that Snowflake to start with. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:15 | |
So, one final swim and climb, now. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:18 | |
But it's too late. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
You can see the determination in her face. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
Truly a steely finish, but at three minutes and 17, | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
it is game over Abi. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:30 | |
Time for Amanda to announce tonight's winner. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
Abi, my darling, how you doing? Look at that face of yours. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:40 | |
-That was awful. That was so scary. -Are you all right, my darling? | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
I wasn't expecting that. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
That is really high, compared to what you think it is. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
-That's terrible. -Listen, you were fantastic. -Thank you. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
As you both know, there can only be one Winter Wipeout champion. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:58 | |
I'll put you out of your misery. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
The champion is... | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
Tristan! | 0:58:03 | 0:58:04 | |
Well done, my darling. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:07 | |
So, Jet Tractor Tristan has won himself | 0:58:07 | 0:58:09 | |
£10,000 worth of new tractor. Well done Tristan! | 0:58:09 | 0:58:13 | |
He'll be returning along with Abi and Jon | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
in just a few weeks' time for the series final. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
Now, I don't know for sure what'll be in next week's show | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
but I really hope there's going to be a bit of this... | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:25 | |
Some of this... | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
And even more of this... | 0:58:28 | 0:58:30 | |
So, from Amanda and me and from dads everywhere, | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
it's goodbye. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:35 | |
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