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There are some things every heroic Brit should do before they die. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
A wilderness trek to see the aurora borealis. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
Husky-sled along a frozen river with a real life Eskimo. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
And the most daring of them all, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
have a go on the Winter Wipeout course! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Probably best leave this one till last. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Tonight, 20 brave battlers, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
including a grave digger, a pet detective and a whisky taster, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
will take on the wintry weirdness. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
19 will leave empty-handed, just one will be crowned champion | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
and limp off with £10,000. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Let the big freeze begin! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Welcome to Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
This show makes me proud. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Proud to play a part, however small, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
in a show which celebrates ordinary Brits doing extraordinary | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
and sometimes painful things. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
But I think everyone knows who suffers the most... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
It's me. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
For close to an hour every week, I have to sit here on this stool | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
and talk a bit. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Lower-back support is non-existent, my coffee is frequently too milky | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
and some of the words are really hard to say. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Like "Qualifier." That's a tricky one and I have to say it loads! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Anyway, on with the people's show, | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
and here's what today's people will face. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
The Qualifier - a hard word to say. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Ski Lift - a hard game to play. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Winter Blunderland - hardly a walk in the park. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
And the Wipeout Zone - hardest to say, even harder to win. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
I don't really know why they've cut back to me again. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-Do I usually do a bit here? -Yep, every week. -All right. OK. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
Well, hello! And then is it normally something about Amanda | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
and the first contestant or something? I... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Well, there are many outfits that I like to wear when I'm exercising - | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
my leotard, my running vest, my hard hat, but never my Japanese headband! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:07 | |
Sian, what is with the headband? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
I did judo, and I got this in Japan. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
'Hoo-ha-huh-hee-ya!' | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-You do realise you've got a big red ball on your headband? -Exactly! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Hopefully, I'm not going to kind of face-plant onto it like that. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
28-year-old judo champion Sian | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
is the first to tackle today's Qualifier. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-Where's your lucky headband gone? -Hi-ya-saka! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Yep, got that. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
-Uh-huh. -'Hee-ya!' -OK. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-HORN BLOWS -Sian's off and making her way to today's first obstacle. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
She's venturing into Snowman's Land. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Many have suffered at the hands of the Snowmen Splat. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
As well as being a judo champion Sian is also a supply teacher. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
There, you see? Playground duty. Good practice. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Well, recovered, though, and on to the second set. Here we go! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Ooh, no! Oh! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
I don't think that was a judo move! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
A move it was, judo it wasn't. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
But she's up, just about. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
And onto the next obstacle. It is Granny's House! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Granny's a bit grouchy. It's pension day and there was a massive queue at the Post Office. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Always puts her in a bad mood. She doesn't like visitors. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
Let's see how Sian gets on with her. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Looks wary. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Ooh-oof-ooh! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-SHE SQUEALS -Japanese for "help" there, I think. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
It's not over yet. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Still got Tevez the dog and Granny's back door. Safely past Tevez... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
and the door too! Very rarely seen. Making good time, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
which is just as well, as only the fastest 12 | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
will qualify for the next round. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
But the next obstacle's a biggie. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Well, it's four biggies. It's the Big Red Balls, preceded by the Travelator, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
which moves at a steady Argentine pace of 0.6mph. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
She's on. Can the Japanese-loving judo champ join the elite ball crossers' club? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Here we go! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Oh! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Ooh! Yep, I don't think that was judo either! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
SHE BURPS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Hopefully I'm not going to kind of face-plant onto it like that! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-You did Sian. -Face-plant. -Yeah. No, exactly like that. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -It was like you were practicing for it. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
So it's a swim to the ladder for Sake Sian, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
before facing the final obstacle. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
It won Argentine sculpture of the year award. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Months of chiselling, sanding and shaving to produce two wobbly logs | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
and a bit in the middle that turns. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
As far as I can see. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Sian, meet the Log Jam. That's it, keep hold of that grip. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
No? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
No. Shame! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
With a slightly damp ego and a very sore head, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Sake Sian climbs to the finish in a very reasonable | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
three minutes 15 seconds. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-What happened to your lucky headband? -I thought I was going to lose it straight away, and couldn't risk it. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
This is Lawrence. He's a driving instructor. | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Hi! But wait for it, he's also... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
A ballet dancer! Ye-e-es! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
He's volunteering to do this, we didn't make him! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
No mirrors, no signal! Just... | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
-Manoeuvre! -I never had to do that manoeuvre in my driving test. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Things change, don't they? Here we go. Hold on, he wasn't kidding! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Look at this! Hang on a second! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
He'll need his eyes on the road for this one. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
That's one minor fault. Should have anticipated that pie. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
How's he still on his feet? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
He's not. He is! Watch out for the dog! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
And the doormat! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Oh, this is... I can't... Oh! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Right, Big Ball time. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
He's been light on his feet so far, but can he jete over these monsters? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
Moment of commitment. This is... Oh! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Hang on, hang on, he's on the second ball! That is some balance going on! | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
Three, four, oh, yeah! This could be amazing! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
And this is amazing! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
First ball-crosser of the day. Certainly setting the standard now. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Can he keep his dignity on the Log Jam? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
WO-O-OAH! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Oh, no. See, one thing goes well, the other... Oh. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Oh, dear, I think his engine might be flooded. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
And it appears they don't teach swimming | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
at ballet class, unfortunately. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Come on, Lawrence! The clock is ticking and you're doing so well! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
That's it, back on full throttle. Yes! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Yes, he's done it! Ballet driver Lawrence finishes | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
in a pretty speedy two minutes 26 seconds, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
which is rather impressive. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
You crossed the big red balls! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Yes! So pleased about that. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Well done, we'll see you later, darling. Pirouette that way! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
-There he goes. -Taxi! -That's a rubbish pirouette! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I can do better than that! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
This is 31-year-old Jody from Boscombe. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
She's a... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
Ooh, digging. A gardener? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
-SHE ROARS -On minimum wage! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Am I right? Did I get it? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
I've actually brought you a little gift. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Really? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
It's from a coffin! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
I thought you might like it! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
I'm creeped out! Is anyone else? Whose coffin has that come from? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
I'm going to bury this course or I'm going to die tryin'! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
That's the spirit! Please don't. There's a lot of forms. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
It turns out Jody is a third-generation gravedigger, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
which is pretty impressive. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Yeah! She's also pretty quick. Look at that! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
not sure how Granny's going to feel about gravediggers, though. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
-Yeah, she's not going to like that. -Oh, no! -Heh. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
That's thorough! Don't even mention cemeteries! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Back up the steps for more of Granny's goodness. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
That was pure badness. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Jody's not good with doors. More used to lids, I guess! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Onto the logs, and Jodiggity is wrestling with the red flippy bit. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
-# Oh, I like the way you work it -No diggity... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
On to the second log. One last gasp and she could be resting in peace... for eternity. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
-# No diggity -No diggity | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
-# I've got to bag it up... # -Oh, nope! Six feet under. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Still, after a death-defying run, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Jodiggity reaches the end in three minutes 23. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
Come on! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
# One foot in the grave. # | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Next it's trainee teacher, Amy. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
She loves bobsleigh and today she's brought her lucky charm. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Which is... an egg. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-Is this the same egg that you bring everywhere with you? -It is. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-How long have you had this for? -Er, quite a while! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Eugh, don't kiss it! That thing must honk! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Who wants to kiss my lucky egg?! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Anyone? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-TANNOY VOICE: -'Excuse me, sorry. No eggs are allowed on the course.' | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
-Ah, yeah. -Egg police, spoiling everyone's fun as usual. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Good egg Amy is off. Here we go! Oh, hello! She's nifty! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-SHE YELPS -Ow! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Great reflex. Can she do this again? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Wow! Yes, she can! -Wow! Wow! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Keep this up and she'll be sailing through to the next round. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh, no! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
# I guess I'm just | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
# A lucky so and so. # | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Still, it's back up the steps for a second dose. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Tevez dodged. Oh, amazing door-ducking! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh, yes! Eggsellent! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Good egg Amy is flying through this Qualifier! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
But it's not over yet. Just the Log Jam to go. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Make or break now... | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
Oh, it's break. Yeah. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Even so, Good egg Amy reaches the finish in a time | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
of two minutes 30 seconds, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
just four seconds slower than ballet driver, Lawrence. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
DIABOLICAL LAUGH | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
This is Aaron. He's a phlebotomist. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
And that's got nothing to do with bottoms. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
It means he takes blood. Oh, he's supposed to be a vampire? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
I don't think I can go any further, actually, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
without asking you about your attire, cos I'm not sure where to look! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Oops-a-daisy! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, this is awkward, all round. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Cover yourself up, man! It's winter! That's better! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
OK, speedy pants Aaron on the balls. Here he goes. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Yes, yes! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Yes! Oh, disappointing! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Superb effort, that, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
with a rare reverse head scrape to the fourth ball. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Seldom seen. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Aaron now tackling the logs. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Look! His grip is tighter than his pants. Just about holding on. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Can he make it to the second log? Yes, good crash landing. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
He's definitely out to impress. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
No, no, got dumped. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Still, with a time of two minutes 20, | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
speedy pants Aaron jumps to the top of the snowboard. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-SHE BARKS -This is Sam and she is a real life pet detective. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:32 | |
Come on, then. Where are you? Come on! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-SHE WHISTLES -No Ace Ventura is she? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Come on, where are you? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Right, Sam, so let's say my Chihuahua, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
whose name is Hammond, by the way... So let's say Hammond goes missing | 0:11:41 | 0:11:46 | |
while doing his business in the front garden. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
-What would you do? -My first question is, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
do you want Hammond back or are you quite glad to see him go? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
No, I love Hammond! I'll have him back! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Woah, Hammond? Amanda's got a dog called Hammond? | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
My name is Hammond! Well, what a coincidence! This is incredible! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Right, this dog has to be found! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
I'm going to organise a search party. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
But I need a posse, and one of those whistles that you can't hear. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
Do they even work? How do you know? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-# Who let the dogs out? # -Let's unleash Sam on the snowmen. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Ooh! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Yep, oh. Oh, dear! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
It's funny, that is the second scissor split of the day. So fashionable today. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
So can this pet detective sneak her way past Granny's house? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
No, she can't, at all. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Sam Ventura once climbed Kilimanjaro, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
now she's about to climb four killer balls. Here we go! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh! Good effort! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Soaring high like someone's missing budgerigar. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
Or a parrot. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Log Jam, then. Here we go. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Ooh, yep, getting a closer look at log two. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Come on now, Sam! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Doing very well to get up onto her feet and stay there. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Will she be the first to clear the logs today? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Yes, she's done it! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
Four minutes six seconds might not be the fastest time of the day | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
but it could still see her through. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Time for a Snowboard. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Speedy pants Aaron whoops into first place, | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
with ballet driver Lawrence second and good egg Amy in third. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Sake Sian's got a judo-hold on fourth, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
whilst Jodiggity digs down in fifth, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
and Sam Ventura's propping up the bottom in sixth. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
Nothing. Nobody's seen Amanda's dog, nobody's even heard of Amanda's dog. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
One little old lady suggested it was all a wild goose chase, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
until I pointed out, "I'm looking for a dog!" | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
And to make matters worse, I've sustained an injury. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I got a paper cut putting the posters up. Look, that's blood. Oh, it must have dropped off. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
I think I need medical attention for this. As luck would have it, | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
the next three competitors are all medical professionals! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
52-year-old Sylvia is a nurse from Norwich. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Sylvia, did you get on the wrong coach at the airport? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
No, I found the correct coach straight away. I'm very sensible! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
Ben's 26 and works as an ambulance operations manager in Hornchurch. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
HE ROARS | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-MIMICS AMBULANCE SIREN -He's scaring me. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
If you were to win here today, what would you do with the money? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Er, I'd treat my mum. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
Are we a bit of a mummy's boy? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
I am very much a mummy's boy, yeah. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
And Chris. A 24-year-old junior doctor in Stockport. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Do the ladies love Doctor Chris? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
I think they do, yeah. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
I think everyone has a bit of a soft spot for a man wearing | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
a stethoscope, maybe? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
# No need to ask He's a smooth operator... # | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
OK, good bedside manner. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Yeah, terrible dancing. Yeah, don't do that. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
So, who is the perkiest practitioner? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Sensible nurse Sylvia's first on the scene. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Oh! Comes a cropper on the Snowmen. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Better dial 999. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Blue light Ben's there in a flash and doing better. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-Oh! -Yes! -Oh... Oh, that looked painful. Doctor! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
Dr Who? It's Dr Chris and I'm here | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
to get your heart racing. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
No, please don't - I'm on tablets. I'm not supposed to. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Dr Smooth is looking good, actually. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Oh, I prescribe a healthy dose of Granny's House for him. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
Yeah. When I say healthy, I meant unhealthy. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Granny doesn't like doctors, for some reason. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Just don't get her started. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
Second set of Snowmen for sensible nurse Sylvia. Taking it steady. Oh! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:59 | |
Argh! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Blue light Ben making a house call. I like his approach. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
And it nearly worked! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Paging Dr Smooth to the Big Ball ward. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh! Crash team. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Dr Who? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Ben's turn now. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Oh! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Oh...can he? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh... Steady, Ben. Yes, could he be the second ball-crosser of the day? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
No. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Sensible nurse Sylvia on the logs. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Off the logs. That is not standard operating procedure. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Dr Smooth, now - looking faster. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh! Argh...might want to get that looked at. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Ah! Now, prognosis is looking good. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
One more jump and he'll get the all-clear. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Yes! A very quick two minutes and 11 seconds - | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
just what the doctor ordered. Well done, team. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-Woo! -Next is student, Natalie. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
She loves to dance... in a traditional Ukrainian style. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
SHE CRASHES | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I'm doing it! Ukrainian-style. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
And in a Rochdale accent, unless I'm much mistaken. And she's off! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Look at those Roch-krainian legs go. Oh! Aww, she kissed the Snowman. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:37 | |
Probably a national tradition. Here she goes again. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
Yes! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Granny's House. Granny speaks fluent Ukrainian. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
But prefers sign language. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I think Natalie got the message, there. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Onto the Log Jam now and Natalie claims that | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
because of her Ukrainian shape, she can chop logs with her calves. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
This should be interesting. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Certainly crunching those calves into action, there. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Preparing for the final jump. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
She's going to do it! Yes! Yes... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
No. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Oh, no! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Despite that fall, Roch-krainian Natalie finishes in two minutes | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
and 44 seconds - not bad. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I still can't breathe I'm that much out of breath, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
and probably that unfit as well. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
This is John from Edinburgh. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
He's a whisky blender | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
and he knows his whisky. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
THEY MAKE A TOAST | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Bless you. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Oh, he's heading for the sideboard! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Watch out for the crystal decanter - it's just... Hmmm. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
How is being a whisky blender going to help you out there today? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
Primarily, it's all in the nose. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
HE HICCUPS | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
-I think you're drunk. -You're not wrong. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Like a good dram, I'm going to be balanced, smooth and dry to the end. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
And I don't take my whisky with ice. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Puts on his whisky goggles. Ah, whisky vision. Handy. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Heading straight for last orders. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Oh, hang on - that's pretty impressive. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
I don't know what that's about. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
John's been a whisky blender for five years. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
He's got a great sense of smell. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Not so sure about his vision or his balance. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I'm worried John's breath might melt the snow on Granny's House. Oh, no! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
Kids, that's why you shouldn't drink. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
He's going to have a headache in the morning. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Leaps Tevez. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Oh... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Looks like a brawl in a celtic bar. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Let's see if those goggles help him on the Big Balls. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Onto the Travellator. That's nice. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Oh, hang on, he's a bit wobbly. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Oh, no! That didn't help. At all. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
HICCUP! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
So, Whiskey in the John finishes in a rather good 2:17. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Can someone get him a strong black coffee? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I think he's had one for the road. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
I think possibly I shouldn't have had as many shots of my whiskey | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
before I went round, would have maybe been a better idea. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Next, this is John. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
The second John. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
This could get confusing. How am I meant to tell them apart? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Do you have any beardy heroes like, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
I don't know, Karl Marx or... Noel Edmonds? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
I think you can't go any further than Henry VIII. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Henry VIII is the beardiest beardie ever. He's fantastic. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
I'm not sure about that. Didn't he get through six wives? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
I hope he's not planning on following suit. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Actually, John II only has one wife whom he recently wed. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:58 | |
That was the last time he shaved, apparently. Oh! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Oh, no! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Probably regrets the whole beard now, | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
be kind of dragging him down, waterlogged. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
The stairs, John! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
It'll take days to dry it | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
and it's dragging him in the wrong direction. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
I think all that facial hair's gone to his head. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Well, it's on his head, isn't it? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
OK, the second set, same as the first. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Oh, exactly the same as the first. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Another right royal soaking. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
John is an aspiring journalist | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
who will be looking to make headlines here, probably. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Maybe you could use your legs, it might actually help? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Overrated, | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
what's the point of a Travelator if...oh! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Right, we'll come back to John, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
give him some time to compose himself and his beard. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Let's move on to, uh, John. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-Hello, hello, hello. -Hold on, is everyone called John now? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
I'm sorry, I need to consult the diagram. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
"Is his name John?" Yes. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
"Is he drunk?" No. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
"Does he look like Henry VIII?" | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
No...no, he doesn't. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Then he must be John the policeman or John Prescott. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Was he Deputy Prime Minister between 1997 and 2007? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:17 | |
-No! -No? No. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Then it's John the policeman! Right, sorted. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
I'm a police officer, and nobody has ever got away from me yet, | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
so that's my claim to fame. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
Our first speedy copper. I've got to see this. Can we do a beep test? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
-Go for it. -Beep! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
-Beep. -Beep. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
-Beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. -Beep. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
-What? -Was that fast enough? -No, you've got to run! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-Beep! -Beep. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
So, beep man John is on his, actually rather impressive, way. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Wow! Snowmen aren't giving him any trouble. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
They don't want to get arrested for obstructing an officer. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
-Beep. -Beep. -Beep. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
On to Granny's House now, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
she'll be glad to see a bobby on the beat, like the old days. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Oh! Ow. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
John lives on a houseboat with no central heating | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
so this icy water shouldn't be a problem for him. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Here we go. One, two. Oh! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Oh, hang on, hang on. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Three... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Oh, John. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Four! Can he make the final leap? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Wow! Impressive work from the Southampton-based copper. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
But no time to celebrate, he still has the Log Jam to go. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:30 | |
Still looking impressive. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
John, you can do it! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
I think he can. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
No! No! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
Still, 1:54 is a fantastic time | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
that puts John at the top of the snowboard. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Hold on, who's this? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
I recognise the beard. Bob. Bill? Henry, oh, yeah! It's John II. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
He's been on The Qualifier for over five minutes now | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
and looks like he's in no hurry. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Hang on, hang on. He's on his feet. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Can he victoriously beat the Log Jam? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Oh, no. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
He's been sent down. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
But credit where it's due. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
It may not be the fastest time, nevertheless he made it! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
That's the thing with all that hair on your face, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
it's weighing you down, isn't it? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
It is, it is. I was not prepared for this at all. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
As you'd expect, beep man John is in pole position. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Whiskey in the John takes third | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
and ballet driver Lawrence is fifth. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Roch-krainian Natalie is in seventh | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
and right down at the bottom, | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
there's blue light Ben and John II, | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
sadly pushing sensible nurse Sylvia out of the top 12. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
So far, 13 competitors have tackled The Qualifier. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Most of them have been called John, had beards and been drunk, | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
or all three of those things at once. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
What's needed now | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
is a bit of grace, charm and poise to redress the balance. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Unfortunately, the rules stipulate I'm unable to compete, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
so instead, here are the next three contestants. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
There's Dom, a personal trainer from North London. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Listen up, men! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
This missy is going to do full throttle, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
and I'm in it to win it, so be-ware! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Then there's Stephanie, rugby player and chalet botherer. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Rrgh! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Go hard or go home! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
Also saying "Rawr!" is mum and circus performer Sarah from Bedford. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
I'm no walkover! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm going to annihilate this course! Woo! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:39 | |
So, Sarah's off to visit the Snowmen. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Oh. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Rugby player Stephanie, also struggling. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Yow. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Yeah, that's a scrum down she won't forget. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Here's personal trainer Dom to show them how it's done! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Ouch! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Well, that is one way to do it. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Granny's House now. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
And she's met her match. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Sarah's a toughie. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Ah! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Not toughie enough, though. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Stephanie, ready for a ruck. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Definitely got one! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
And then another one. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
Now she's having a rolling maul with the Log Jam. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Nice try! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Unluckily, that second log doesn't have a bar bit on it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
Is this some sort of haka? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Maybe it could work. No, spoke too soon. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Let's see if Dom-bell can make it. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
No, outcome's the same. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Last chance now for Cirque de Sarah. Pretty good. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
And she lands on her imaginary trapeze! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Fantastic, without looking like a clown. Super work. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
This is Sebastian. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
He's what the kids call a cool dude, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
a hip cat, a real slick daddy-o. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
I don't think his cardigan fits properly, does it? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
You literally are the coolest person I think I've ever seen in my life. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
What's the umbrella for? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
I can balance an umbrella. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
-Will you wear my hat? -Of course I will. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
-And this is... is going to help? -Now you're just showing off. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
Nah, didn't help. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Seb and his cardie off to Granny's. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Too cool for her. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
He's about to meet the coolest obstacles known to man, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
the Big Red Balls. Who will come out the coolest? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Yeah. It's always the balls. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Sebastian sells his own clothing range from a market stall in London. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
I wonder if he does enormous waistcoats. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
Oh, good landing. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
Up onto his feet. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Well done, a great time. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Joint first so far today. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
This is Mark from Surrey. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Mark's known for his monster 'tache, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
drumming and laid-back attitude to life. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
-Woo! Woo! -Warming up, I see. -Woo! | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
-Woo-hoo! -Woo-hoo! Woo! | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
HORN BLOWS | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
It's infectious, this whooping. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
Blimey, look at him go. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Clears the Snowmen! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Howling Mark howls his way to Granny's House. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
What traps has she got hidden? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Oh! A snare in the face. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
-Woo! -You can't stop this guy, he's back up for more. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
And Granny gives him just that. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Is he just going to woo-hoo all the way around the course? | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
Oh, he is. He doesn't stop. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
34-year-old Mark is a music lecturer | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
so he'll want to thrash out a big beat on the Big Red Balls | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
-for his students. Here he goes. -Woo! | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
Yeah. Ooh! | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Entertaining, all the same. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
After that storming run, howling Mark comes home in 1:57. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
Howl on. Final two to go. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
That's Simon carrying his wife, Sheba. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
Both are professional artists, and they live in their loveshack | 0:29:51 | 0:29:55 | |
on the delightfully-named Eel Pie Island. | 0:29:55 | 0:30:00 | |
I'm sorry, what on earth are the two of you doing? | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
We're doing your caricature. She's actually very pretty, isn't she? | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
I'm really curious now, are you finished yet? I want to see myself!! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
Are we ready? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Yeah, pretty good! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
-I really like that. Simon? -That's what I've done. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
-I'm not as fast as her. -I really like that, too! -That's better. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
Here we go! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Sheba's enjoying a bit of a boogie. I've no idea what Simon's doing. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
Some serious '70s moves there. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
-# That's the way... -I've never heard of the '70s, I'm just too young. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
-# That's the way... -Oh, right in the pencil! | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
-# I like it... -Sheba's turn - will she do better? No! | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
No! It also hurts! | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
Well recovered, though. What will Simon make of Granny's House? | 0:30:45 | 0:30:51 | |
-Not a lot. -Oh, no, he's got an eel pie in the face! | 0:30:51 | 0:30:55 | |
Mmm, eel pie! | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
Now to get another artist's perspective on this... | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
Not that different, really. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
Time to meet the art world's four meanest critics, the Big Red Balls. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
Here he goes... | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
Yes... | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Aagh! | 0:31:16 | 0:31:17 | |
Oh - they didn't think much of Simon's work. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
Sheba's turn. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Runs along the Travelator. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
Here we go... Oh, more harsh criticism from the Balls. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
"I didn't like it. Mmm..." | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
-Simon now, on the Logs. -Aaagh! -Gets a bosh on the head. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
-Aagh! -And another bosh on the head. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
-Aagh! -And another - he's just getting boshed on the head. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
One more log to go... Oh, no! Head first, straight in. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
But he's done it. That puts him in 12th place, and into the next round. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
And he's celebrating in the wrong direction. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
Over here! | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
Sheba, sadly, with that, will not be going through. I think she knows it. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:04 | |
-But she came to do the course... -Oh! Aagh! | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
Oh. ..even if that does mean falling off EVERYTHING. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
Come on, give it some. Come on! | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
Nevertheless, she finishes in 4 minutes 34, a noble attempt. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:20 | |
Let's take a look at the final snowboard. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
Seb and his Cardie and Beep Man John shared first place. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
Speedy Pants Aaron squeezes into sixth. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
In seventh, it's Ballet Driver Lawrence. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Then it's Dom-Bell in 10th, with Cirque du Sarah | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
and Sheba's Better Half grabbing the last two spots. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Don't worry, Sheba, I'm sure Simon will make it up to you. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
MUSIC: "Je T'Aime" by Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
# Je t'aime | 0:32:46 | 0:32:47 | |
# Je t'aime... # | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Aaagh! | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Aaagh! | 0:32:54 | 0:32:55 | |
Do we have to do cartoony jokes like that? | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
This is a serious sports star programme. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Hammond Gram for Richard! > | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
-Oh, for me! -TICKING | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
It's probably that thing I ordered... | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Yep, very funny. Hang on, there is a note in here. It says, | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
"Unfortunately, Lawrence had to withdraw from the competition, | 0:33:14 | 0:33:18 | |
"which means Sake Sian takes his place in Ski Lift. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
"Sorry about the exploding package. Yours truly, the Head of the BBC. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
"PS This is your cue to say goodbye to the losers." | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
Is it? | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
# Don't you | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
# Forget about me | 0:33:33 | 0:33:37 | |
# Don't, don't, don't, don't | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
# Don't you | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
# Forget about me | 0:33:42 | 0:33:43 | |
# I said, la, la-la-la-la | 0:33:43 | 0:33:48 | |
# La-la-la-la | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la... # | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
The Ski Lift - improving mountain travel since 1936. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:08 | |
-Although not always the safest. -Ow! Ow! | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
But nothing wreaks havoc quite like the Winter Wipeout Ski Lift. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
-Aaagh! -Aaagh! | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
12 contestants, 12 podiums, | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
12 dangling handley...things. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
Last five left hanging go through to the next round. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
Hold on to your salopettes, it's going to be a bumpy ride. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
I am so in love with life today. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
The sun is shining, the snow is crisp and even | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
and the contestants are terrified beyond belief - what a perfect day! | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
It's Ski Lift. Are you all ready? | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
Yeah! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
Three, two, one...! | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Here's a quick who's who of who's riding Ski Lift. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:51 | |
Sheba's Better Half, Simon... | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
For you, Sheba, my queen, morituri te salutant! | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
Sebastian and his Cardy and Beep Man John. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
What could possibly go wrong? | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
-Howling Mark... -With the finest moustache in the land, | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
I shall endeavour to win the prize of ten grand. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
-Rochkrainian Natalie... -He-hee! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
-Sake Sian... -SHE SQUEALS | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
-Cirque du Sarah... -Oh, my days! | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-Good Egg Amy... -I don't like it! | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
..and Dom-Bell. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Finally, there's Speedy Pants Aaron, Whisky In The John... | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
This blend is full-bodied and fiery - I'm sticking around. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
..and Doctor Smooth... | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
I'm going to have a few more patients to treat after this game. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:39 | |
-# Smooth operator... -Oh, I don't think they're interested. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:44 | |
And they're off! Well, they're still on, but the thing is off, | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
if you see what I mean - and so are the Ski Poles. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
There's a lot of bicep work in this. Personally, I like doing chin-ups | 0:35:51 | 0:35:56 | |
whilst being swung about and squirted with snow - I imagine. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
Whisky In The John safely over. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
Simon, just opting for the...hover-and-hope. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Natalie - safe. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
Dom-Bell, too. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Ooh, Sian's been hit! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
And again! | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
I think she took out Dom! | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
And who's this? Sarah's down as well. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
First to bow out was Sake Sian. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Yeah, not feeling my best at the moment. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
Really disappointed to be the first one out. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
I took Dom out as well, I don't know if she's happy with me. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
Wrong place at the wrong time for Dom. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
And Sarah made it a hat-trick. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
Sian went off, knocked into Dominique, then the Sweeper came, | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
and I was just gone, basically, face planted in the snow. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:45 | |
So, nine still hanging, but the next round is for just five. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
Natalie, rolling with the punches. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
Now swinging... | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Oh, she's not letting go! | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
She is like a crane from Ukraine! | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
-Aagh! -Doctor Smooth, being treated rough! | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
-He's crashing - we've lost him. -Who was that?! | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
# No need to ask, he's a smooth operator... # | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
You could compare it to the A&E room. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
-There was stuff flying everywhere, it was crazy. -Aagh! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
I guess what I need to do is just work on my response time a bit. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:23 | |
-So... -MUSIC STOPS | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
Eight remain. The next three to fall are out. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
Ski Poles working well. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
This is Natalie... Ooh, and she's out! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
Very, very out. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
I think my Ukrainian genes harboured my process a little bit | 0:37:38 | 0:37:42 | |
because of the, er, massive ghetto booty, it kept getting clipped. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
-SQUEAKING -The Ukrainian bum got in the way. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
Aaagh! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
The Ski Poles see neither gender nor race. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
Everyone's just fodder. Whisky In The John coming round... | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
-Aaagh! -Ooh, body blow! He's in! | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
-Highlander...flung. -I've had some hangovers and some experiences in my life, | 0:38:04 | 0:38:09 | |
but nothing compared to that. Whoo! | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
Aagh! | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
If I've ever deserved a whisky, it's today. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
Cheers! Best after, not before. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
Six left hanging, but we only need five. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:24 | |
Ooh, is Amy about to go? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
One more, people, just one more! | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
But who will just miss out on the next round? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
There is Howling Mark, Beep Man John, Good Egg Amy, | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
Sebastian and his Cardy, Speedy Pants Aaron | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
and Sheba's Better Half, Simon. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
And the Ski Poles are getting higher now. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
Look at Simon and Mark - are they glued on?! | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
Sebastian go... Ooh, gone! | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
Oh! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
People went in around me, so I was in a good position. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
-I feel like I've wasted. -Yeah, afraid you did. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
-That little bit of extra height was all I needed. -Yeah, I've said that. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:07 | |
So, the five going through are decided - why hasn't it stopped? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
It's last man - or woman - hanging. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
Oh, yeah, this bit is just for fun. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Here we go - Amy takes a whack... and cracks. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Never mind, she's still safely through, this is just for fun. Huh! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:25 | |
I'm not really sure how much higher those Ski Poles go. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
But this lot are still jumping them. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Simon suffering - can he hold on? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Ooh...! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
-Aagh! -No, takes a well-earned dip. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
Sheba's proud. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
I'm not sure what happened, maybe he's just had enough. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
Aaron hanging in there, Beep Man John, Aaron again...! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
Takes a Ski Pole to the shoulder! | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
Howling Mark holding on for dear life. Oh, double whammy! | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
-Oo-hoo-hoo! -What the first pole can't finish, the second certainly will. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
Oh! | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Just John and Aaron left, then, and on next door podiums, too. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
John and Aaron are both airborne - they both want to win... | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
-Aagh! -But the phlebotomist folds. -Whoops-a-daisy! | 0:40:23 | 0:40:27 | |
Look how high that is, it's a miracle John made it over. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
But he did, and can rightfully claim to be last man hanging. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
-Ha-ha! -Well done, John, give that man a... | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
There's nothing to give him, is there? No, no prize. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
Towel - give him a towel. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
What do you get if you take Winter Wonderland swap all the Ws for Bs? | 0:40:47 | 0:40:52 | |
-Binter Bonderland. > -Do you? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
OK. Then swap the first B back to a W. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Winter Bonderland? > | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Then change the second N to an L, the D to a UN | 0:41:02 | 0:41:07 | |
and just lose the O entirely, and what have you got? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
Ah-ha! It's Winter Blunderland! | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
There was probably an easier way of doing that. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
Winter Blunderland begins with a sickening spin in the Winter Whizzy, | 0:41:24 | 0:41:29 | |
then a tricky totter across lots of wobbly bits, | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
whilst dodging snowballs from the Hansel and Gretel. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
The last man or woman across is out of the competition. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
The last four do it all again, last one across is eliminated, | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
leaving the three finalists to take on the Wipeout Zone. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
They blunder here, they blunder there, those dizzy contestants blunder everywhere. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:51 | |
It's Winder Blunderland. Are you all ready?! | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
Yes! CLOCK STRIKES | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
That was speedy(!) | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
So, while they get a good spin cycle, | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
let's remind ourselves of the five Blunderers. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
First, its Beat Man John, king of The Qualifier | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
and king of Ski Lift. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Then there's Howling Mark, who has not stopped howling. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
HE HOWLS | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Next, Speedy Pants Aaron. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
Thank goodness he put some clothes on. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Good egg Amy. Let's hope her luck doesn't run out. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:34 | |
And finally, Sheba's better half, Simon. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
He's now doing it for the both of them. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
And so the whirling stops, though possibly not in their heads. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
Or stomachs. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
Now, Aaron's off. To the left. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
-Aaron nearly knocked the cameraman down. -He's first to the Frosty Flipper, though. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
Mark's joined him. And stolen the lead. Crankshaft is next. Oh, Mark! | 0:42:58 | 0:43:04 | |
He took that too quickly. Yep. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Back at the start now, it's Amy. Speedy Pants is now ahead. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:10 | |
Yes! Next stop, the R-terror-tator. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Well, not so much a stop as a spinning thing with bits on. Here we go. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
Ooh! And he's on to the Iceberg. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
One more jump now and Aaron is safely through to the second heat. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
Here we go. Yes! That was very well done indeed. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:43:29 | 0:43:30 | |
Save that energy, you're going to need it. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:34 | |
Amy on the R-terror-tator now. Mark closing the gap. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Now they're both on. There's traffic. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
Mark, what a move! | 0:43:41 | 0:43:42 | |
Leapfrogged Amy. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:43 | |
Amy's on as well. Mark's through simultaneously. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:48 | |
OK, Amy, now focus. Here comes her chance. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
And she's through. That means either Simon or John is about to get axed. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
Simon is way back on the Crankshaft. | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
But John is headed for the Iceberg, and he's... no! | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Oh-ho-ho! | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
That Iceberg is... Well, it's as slippery as ice. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
And that's really bad news for John. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Because here comes Simon to steal the final spot in the next heat. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:14 | |
Oh, no! | 0:44:14 | 0:44:15 | |
He's gone in as well. They're both... Well, they're both in the water there. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
But because Simon fell on the crankshaft, | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
he has to swim back to the start of that obstacle. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Meanwhile, John is a ladder ahead. Can he keep his lead? This is tense! | 0:44:24 | 0:44:30 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -These snowballs are just the right weight to be annoying. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:34 | |
John takes on the R-terror-tator again. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
Just about stays on this time. Can he seal the deal? | 0:44:36 | 0:44:40 | |
Yes. Beat Man John is through, which means Sheba's better half, Simon, | 0:44:40 | 0:44:44 | |
can now join his wife. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:45 | |
What conclusion can you draw from Winter Blunderland? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
-It stopped you from going all the way. -It's not the sort of thing an old man should really | 0:44:51 | 0:44:55 | |
be attempting, to be honest with you. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
I should be sitting by the river bank with a glass of wine, | 0:44:57 | 0:45:02 | |
watching the river flow. This is insane. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Yeah, it is. Heat two. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
-Ah, love this song. -# Madness, madness, they call it madness... # | 0:45:07 | 0:45:11 | |
Makes me want to dance. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:12 | |
# Madness, madness, they call it madness. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:17 | |
Oh, no, that doesn't. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
A bit of sick came up. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Oh, a little reverse spin there for good measure. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
And Amy is first out. It was a slow start for her last time. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
It looks like she's picked up the pace this time. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:32 | |
But here's Howling Mark. Watch out! | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Eager beaver. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:35 | |
Throwing himself head first into this heat. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:39 | |
Aaron and Amy. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
Ooh! Just Aaron now. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:44 | |
Here comes John again. Oh! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Aaron on the Crank Shaft. Looks like he's taken a knock. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:54 | |
So does Mark, who's back at the start. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
But he's quickly across the Frosty Flipper. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
Looks like everybody's picking up the pace now. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Everybody wanting those places. Oh... | 0:46:07 | 0:46:10 | |
-No! -Mark's in trouble. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
That's an amazing recovery! | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
But Aaron's onto the Iceberg | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
and one jump away from bagging a spot in today's Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
Will he make it? | 0:46:20 | 0:46:21 | |
Ohhh! | 0:46:21 | 0:46:23 | |
But John's having a go now, and he's in. But Aaron's done it! | 0:46:26 | 0:46:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
He is through. What else happened there? Stuff. It was busy. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
As Aaron leapt, Mark also took a tumble on the Iceberg. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
Walking wounded. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
But all of that leaves the path clear for Amy. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
Her lucky egg has got her through. She is in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:49 | |
Just glides across the finish line there. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
One spot left then. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
Will it be Beat Man John's or will it be Howling Mark's? | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Oh! Even John admires that throw. It was good, but he's powering through. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
And he's done it. John is in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:08 | |
And that's bad news for Mark. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:09 | |
He and his 'tache are out of Winter Wipeout. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
I thought you had strong drumming arms! | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
-What happened to those strong arms? -Oh, clumsy. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
Power was not in the 'tache after all. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
Er, I wouldn't want to answer that one. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
That's that then. The finalists have been selected by fate. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:30 | |
Fate taking the form of a lot of snow, and cold water. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:35 | |
Today's show alone has produced so many heroes. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
So many men and women have risen to the extreme challenges | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
thrown at them, and succeeded in the face of extraordinary odds. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:46 | |
It's hard to remember just how many heroes, in fact. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
-Three, same as always. -That is a pretty big number. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
So let's now hear from today's heroes, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
each and every three of them. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
Getting to the Wipeout Zone, my friends at home will love it. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
They'll see me getting smashed on bits of this course. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
They'll be rubbing their hands with glee. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
I'm a fun-loving surfer dude policeman. Beep! | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Living on a boat, does that help? A little bit. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
I like windsurfing, that's helped. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
The lucky egg's been very good. I'm glad it's here with me in Argentina. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
I think this thing's been my absolute blessing. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
Amy and her lucky egg, eh? | 0:48:24 | 0:48:25 | |
This is going to see me win the Winter Wipeout final! | 0:48:25 | 0:48:29 | |
I'm not going to crack her lucky egg. Dirty tactics are left at home. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
The big red balls, what can I say? I made it. Chuffed to bits about that. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:36 | |
Winter Wipeout throws you around, twists you round | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
and spits you out the other side. It's amazing. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
I hated the Ski Lift. It's so scary! | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
The Ski Lift was my round. Last man standing. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
-I was one chuffed little bunny. -John is fit as a fiddle. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
-He's like a springbok. -John was impressive in the first two rounds, | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
then struggled on Winter Blunderland. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
So maybe he's getting tired. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Amy's done really well. She's surprised me. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:03 | |
-Good on her for getting here. -I am representing the girls. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:06 | |
I think I'm tough enough to beat the boys. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Aaron, he's been consistent throughout. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
Younger than me, but I'm not scared of Aaron. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:13 | |
If I win tonight, I will be absolutely over the moon. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:17 | |
I am the fastest policeman, so I've got a chance. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
It's a bit of bragging rights, to say, I won that, I did that. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:23 | |
I've not really won anything big in the past. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
So this is definitely the biggest thing I've won... I WOULD have won. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
That was a bit confident! | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
It's the Wipeout Zone, and it's a fairytale here tonight. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
Snow White and the three finalists. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
John, he's happy. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
Aaron, he's bashful, and Amy, well, she's grumpy, | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
because she is the first to go. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
Me and my lucky egg are going to beat those boys! | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
Well, hold on, Amy, you're about to be flung from the Flingamajig. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:08 | |
Oh, we have take off! And a landing. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
-Great nose-holding technique too, if you watch. Good effort. -SHE SCREAMS | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
Right, the clock has started. Yes. Swim. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:19 | |
Oh, I do hope her lucky egg is not in her pocket, | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
because it would probably be squashed by now. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
Amy is onto her first quest, climbing the North Pole. Here we go. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:29 | |
-Oh, slipped, slipped. -Ooh! Not such a good start. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:35 | |
She's back on, taking the safe crawling approach. And that worked. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:40 | |
Next, the Icy Stairs. There is no banister here, | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
just got to hold on for dear life as Amy's already experiencing. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Yes, onto the second. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
-The stairs really going for it. -Be careful. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
She's setting a time to beat, so her form now could be crucial. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:57 | |
-Yes, she's onto the third set and holding on. -Come on, Amy! | 0:50:57 | 0:51:00 | |
Nearly at the top. Then she'll be halfway there. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
Yes! She's made it halfway. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
It's downhill from here. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
Oh! Careful, no, no, no! | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Got to take that next step. It is terrifying, come on, Amy! | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
-Oh no! Ohh! -No! -Oh... | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
Oh, a slip plus a trip equals a pretty big dip. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:27 | |
Amy back on and ready from the Ice Picks. Here she goes. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
Oh no, no, careful! | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
Oooh, ooh! | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
Good recovery, and thank goodness for that. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
-Tackles the Fright-cicles and heads for the middle. -Yes! | 0:51:38 | 0:51:41 | |
Can she make it off the other side now? | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
Here she goes, she braves it... | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
-Oh no! -No, no, no! | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
And it's her third fall which has cost her some time. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:56 | |
Another ladder climb. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
And a run down to the next obstacle, which is the Snowflakes. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
Used to be impossible, but now, technically possible, apparently. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:07 | |
-Oh no, no, they still look pretty impossible to me. -Oh! | 0:52:09 | 0:52:13 | |
It's the final climb for Amy. It has been immense, | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
but it could still be the fastest time today, we don't yet know. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
4 minutes, 34 seconds. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
-That is the time to beat. -What a cracking job that was. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:28 | |
-It's wet! -It certainly was. You had a few tumbles. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
I got very winded on the catapult. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
Well, you put in another spectacular performance, | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
-in a time of 4 minutes and 34 seconds. -Thanks. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
-That's brilliant. Yours is the time to beat, Amy. -It is, it is. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
-Aaron's next ago, let's watch. -Over to Aaron. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
-There's no place like home but bring it on! -No, it's not home. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
There's no place like flailing around in the air, that's the thing. Look. Ooh! | 0:52:52 | 0:52:58 | |
Good landing, though! Stylish. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
-Whoa! -Wow! | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
So, Aaron's battle begins. Making his way to the North Pole. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
4 min 34 the time to beat. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
I'd describe that as a time that is actually beatable, let's see. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
No falls there. Now for the Icy Stairs. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Come on, Aaron! | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
He's onto the first. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:24 | |
Securing his footing. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
Just about. Now for the second... | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
Oh, he's off! That is an early fall for the phlebotomist. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
Because he didn't reach the middle stair it's back to the beginning. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:41 | |
and that target of 4 min 34 is looking a little less beatable all of a sudden. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:45 | |
Second attempt on the Icy Stairs. He's on. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
Makes it to the second. Yes. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
-And the third. -That's it, Aaron! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
The left, hold onto the left. Hold on to the left! | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
And he's got to the middle, that's important, | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
cos if he falls this time he won't have to swim back to the start. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:08 | |
Now just the descent. Looks like he's starting to speed up now. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
And he's cleared it. Ice Picks now. Whoa! | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Nearly gets picked off by a pick, but grabs on. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Oh my goodness! | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
Onto the Fright-cicles now, straight to the middle. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
Really picking up the pace now. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
Timing his launch, he's across. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
Aaron's time looking really good. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
Oh, he's not bad on the Snowflakes either. This is amazing! | 0:54:39 | 0:54:43 | |
Can he be only the second person to ever do them? Yes, he can! | 0:54:43 | 0:54:47 | |
2 minutes and 27 seconds is a phenomenally quick time | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
for Speedy Pants Aaron. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
And he's pleased with it. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:54 | |
A bit of a cool customer out there, weren't you? | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
Oh, that was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:01 | |
-Listen, there was blood. -Oh! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
And sweat. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
-But no tears, Aaron, because you were faster than Amy! -Yes! | 0:55:06 | 0:55:10 | |
-Hard luck, my darling, go and join the others. -Well done. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
Well done. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Oh, Aaron, you know what this means. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
-50/50! -Let's watch John. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
So far so good. Now watch me blue light the Wipeout Zone. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:27 | |
And there it is. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
Wow! Superb dive, 10 out of 10 for execution. That looked really good! | 0:55:34 | 0:55:38 | |
-Whoa! -Right, swimming to the North Pole | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
with an exceptionally fast time in his sights. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
He's got a lot to do. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:47 | |
Beat Man John has got to give it some welly on the Icy Stairs | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
to beat Speedy Pants Aaron. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Welly is just what he is giving it. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
Ooh! | 0:55:58 | 0:55:59 | |
Onto the second stair. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
We know he has a record of always catching the guy he's chasing. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:09 | |
Having never lost a chase with a robber, he looks determined | 0:56:09 | 0:56:13 | |
to make sure he's on the winning side tonight. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
He's made it to the top of the Icy Stairs. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
Come on, John! | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Fine sportsmanlike cheering from Speedy Pants Aaron there. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
And it's helping. John is doing superbly. One last jump. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:32 | |
Yes! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:34 | |
Looks like he's going to make this. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
Yep, he's made it across with no faults. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
This is where Aaron was super fast. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
Can John match his Ice Pick accomplishments? | 0:56:46 | 0:56:48 | |
Oh, no, no! | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
He's fallen. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:52 | |
Just as things were starting to look really rosy for John, | 0:56:52 | 0:56:55 | |
he fell at the third pick. | 0:56:55 | 0:56:57 | |
He's going to have to do some pretty fast beep test-type running | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
to beat Aaron. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:02 | |
-And he's over. -There he goes. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
Speedy boy, speedy copper. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:06 | |
Waiting for his perfect moment. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:08 | |
It's in the timing. Here we go. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
And he's cleared it again. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
Now for the technically possible impossible Snowflakes. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
The times are so close, this is going to have to be perfect. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
And it is looking pretty perfect. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
Oh, this is an incredible run! | 0:57:26 | 0:57:28 | |
Oh my goodness. Come on, John! Whoa! | 0:57:28 | 0:57:31 | |
With just four seconds to spare, John snatches the crown! | 0:57:31 | 0:57:35 | |
Yes! Over to Amanda. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
-What fun! -You've been having fun here all day, haven't you? -It's been a great day. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:43 | |
-Still smiling. -Guys, there was four seconds | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
between the two of you here tonight. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
John, you were always known | 0:57:50 | 0:57:51 | |
as the copper who catches the guy he's chasing. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
You were chasing Aaron tonight. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:57 | |
-And you caught him, you are the Winter Wipeout champion! -Yes! | 0:57:59 | 0:58:03 | |
Congratulations. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
So, John Woodfield, | 0:58:05 | 0:58:06 | |
the 40-year-old police officer from Southampton is today's champion | 0:58:06 | 0:58:10 | |
and takes home £10,000, a trophy, and maybe just a touch of frostbite. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:15 | |
John will be returning in a few weeks for Winter Wipeout, the final. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
That's it for this show, | 0:58:19 | 0:58:21 | |
but don't forget to switch over now to BBC Eight | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
for the spin-off sister show, Winter Wipeout: Uncut And Unsafe, | 0:58:23 | 0:58:27 | |
to see all the naughty bits and cheeky words | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
that were too extreme for teatime viewing. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:32 | |
Plus an interview with Amanda Byron's recently sacked dog walker, I imagine. | 0:58:32 | 0:58:36 | |
So, from Amanda and me, until next time, it's goodbye. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:40 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:55 | 0:58:57 | |
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