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Wow! This is incredible! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
The Total Wipeout course. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
It's beautiful! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Look! Down there. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
Is that 20 ordinary, everyday Brits, including a railway engineer, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
a poker player and a penguin keeper I can see waving? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
Oh, Mr Snowman, if only you could make it so that one of those people | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
gets crowned our Winter Wipeout Champion and wins £10,000! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:27 | |
What's that, Mr Snowman? You can! Well, in that case, let the games begin! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
And please, get me down. I've got vertigo, seriously. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
I feel unwell. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Hello and welcome to an all new Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
So what makes Winter Wipeout all new? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Well, the course is all wintery, the music is all wintery, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
and I've been promised that any minute now is going to get wintery in here as well. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm anticipating snow, maybe, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
or someone in a snowman costume dancing on. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Any minute it will happen. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Ice cubes. That's it. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Fine. Merry winter! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
This is what the contestants will face today. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
The Qualifier. Doesn't it look seasonal? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Ski Lift. Doesn't it look unreasonable? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Winter Blunderland. That looks unfeasible. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
And finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone, simultaneously seasonal, unreasonable and unfeasible. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:29 | |
If anything, I associate ice cubes with summer, so this is kind of the opposite of what I need. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
Just get me some wintery props. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Right, now it's time to go over to the wintery course and my wintery co-host, Amanda Byram. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
They're dripping. They are. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Eager to get going on this menacingly outrageous course is the small but feisty Mel, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
who is a personal trainer from Howden, in Yorkshire. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-How do, Mel? -How do? Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-You grew up in a farm? -I did indeed, yeah. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, you should have told me, I would have used the correct dialect. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Ooh-ar, get off my land! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Yeah, get out there and do it. We are the farmers! Ooh-ar! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Oh, she doesn't look impressed. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
This brand new Winter Wipeout course might impress her though. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Step aside, Snowman! Make way for the lasses! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Oh, she's upset the Snowman. Not a good start. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
So Mel sets off towards the first brand new obstacle on this Winter Wipeout course. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
Now, winter for me is all about warm cups of cocoa, knitted bobble hats and snowball fights in the garden. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:37 | |
With that not really in mind, meet... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
..the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
And as the name sort of suggests, | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
this appears to be two balls on the end of a rotating pole. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Hurdle that, and there's a nasty, loose plank, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
followed by an even nastier set of balls and poles. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
And that's the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
-So here comes Mel. -Aah! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Ouch! Oh my, she stayed on. Good work. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Oh, come on, Mel. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-Oh no, they got her. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
To be fair, it's all new to Mel. She's kind of a course guinea pig. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
First to try now the second set of snowballs. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Uh... Oh, it's going to be cold! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Right, picking her moment. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh, she made it! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
That's it, well done! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Remember, only the 12 fastest will make it through to the next round. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
But now, Mel must take on a terrifying new obstacle, which is called... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
..Granny's House. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Is that right? It sounds about as scary as crochet, I'm not sure. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
Wow! Look at that! It's a trip past Granny's Pie, and the spinner, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:56 | |
a treacherous door, followed by an angry dog, and another loose door. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Yeah, it's definitely scarier than crochet. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
But how will guinea-pig Mel fare? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-She missed Granny's Pie, but not the door! -Oh, no! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Nice one. Meet Granny. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
So it's up the steps for Mel to face another loose door, and... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
a dog! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Go on, guinea-pig Mel. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
I think she's genuinely scared. It's in the timing! Oh, no! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Great dog avoidance, but a shocking display of door acceptance there from guinea-pig Mel. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
Bad luck! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
That door did knock the stuffing out of this 26-year-old personal trainer. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
She might want to take up some rapidly opening door practice when she gets home. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
Oh, look! She's got a Santa Claus beard and moustache! Look at that! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh, that's kind of nice, it works. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Now, as the Sucker Punch is taking a winter break in Cancun, Mel heads straight to an old favourite. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
It's the Big Red Balls, and this year they've been adorned with everyone's favourite airport convenience. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:05 | |
Yeah, the future has arrived on Wipeout. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
It is a travelator. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
The contestants will be delivered effortlessly to their destination, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
which usually is to the bottom of that toxic pool. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
I love a good travelator. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Her chin's frozen over. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
A frozen chin is not going to help. Come on, Mel, here we go! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-Yes! -Aahh! -Oh! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
As I predicted, the frozen chin just didn't help. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Chin fully defrosted now. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Ooh-ar, Mel! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Yeah, that doesn't help either. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
So Mel is swimming towards the final obstacle, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
which is the Log Jam. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Two really wobbly logs and a spinning cross | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
stand in the contestants' way at the end podium and a qualifying time. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Get it wrong, and it's the long route to the finish. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Come on, Mel. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-She's onto the first. -Get off that log! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Great work, she's onto the second! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Come on, Mel, one more jump! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Here we go, looking good. It's... No! So close! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, Mel! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
I'm told that water actually is cold as well. I mean, properly. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Still, guinea-pig Mel climbs to the finish in a time of three minutes and 46 seconds. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Will that be fast enough to get her into the next round? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Ooh-ar, Mel! That weren't 'alf bad, that weren't. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
How are you? How are you feeling after that? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Patronised? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Mel, you were doing so well on every single obstacle, and then you fell off a little bit. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
-I fell off at every single thing. -And you got back up again. -I did. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-And you fell back off again. -And I fell back off. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
But you got back up again! And then you fell back off again. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Ooh! Ooh-ar! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Get off my land! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Yeah, no need for concern. She is fine. We've had her checked. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Anyway, second onto this wonderful new Qualifier is Ali. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
And he's got a seasonal occupation. He is a penguin keeper. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
They are 100% real. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Look at them go. This is better than Happy Feet. It's going to be huge! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
Make it stop. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Ali, the penguin keeper. Welcome to Winter Wipeout! -Lovely to be here, thank you. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
They are pretty slippery and slidey agile little fellas, aren't they? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Have you been watching their every move, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
getting some techniques in order to do well here on Winter Wipeout? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
I don't know if sliding on my belly is the way to go. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Did any of them tell you anything to do? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
No, not really... No, not the penguins. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Waddle! -All right, thank you, Amanda. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Prepare to watch these Happy Feet march around this course! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Ali is 32 years old. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
I mean, seriously. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
I think he's a bit more cuckoo than penguin. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
So off goes Ali, the penguin king. Hope he can move quickly on land. Here we go! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:04 | |
-Ahh! -Oh, Ali! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Like his penguin brethren, Ali is pretty nifty in the water. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Look at him go! Look at that! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
But don't look at that though. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh, not so good on land, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
but Ali the penguin king is straight onto Granny's House. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Aahh! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Oh, goodie! He's in the water again. Back on land. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
-Ouch! -Dog got the penguin. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Granny paid a fortune for that dog. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
-It's called Tevez. -Ouch! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
So the penguin king is heading towards the king of all travelators. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
-Oh, he's marching like the penguins! -Yes, come on, come on! Oh! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
Right in the beak! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
If any of Ali's penguins are watching, who gave you a TV anyway? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Just the Log Jam to go. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Yes! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Come on, come on! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-Aah! -Oh, wintery face plant! First one! Something to be proud of! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:16 | |
Ha-ha! Oh, what a sting! Well done, Ali! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
His penguin's swimming skills have taken a knock there, haven't they? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Come on, waddle yourself up the stairs. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh, this is good though. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
He's three seconds faster than Mel, so good work! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Next to run the Qualifier... Oh, careful! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
It's 19-year-Old Lauren from Renfrewshire, and she's got an interesting occupation. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
It's really exciting. I get to stuff teddy bears like this wee one called Lovehearts, | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
and we get to put lovely little love hearts inside them, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
and we get to rub them so they are all nice and warm. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
And then rub them on our cheeks so they're cheeky. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
And then we all give them a kiss and it goes inside, and then we stitch them up. It's an awesome job! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
All right, good luck out there today, Lauren. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Thank you very much. Fingers crossed! Aahh! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Ahh! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Oh, careful! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
So Lauren is off to stuff the Qualifier. What a link I did there. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
Nice music. Oh, this is good! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
No, no, it's not! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Ooh, Lauren. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
I don't know if I can BEAR to watch this! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Ah! Bear! Ha-ha! Yeah, OK. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Oh! -Aah! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Grin and bear it. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
Oh, good team work, Amanda. Yeah! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Lauren is looking a little bit grizzly as she approaches The Balls. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
Here we go, on the travelator. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Aah! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, no! Negative progress! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Un-bear-livable! Sorry, I'll stop that. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
OK, the Log Jam now. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
To the first. Oh, oh. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
It's all in the timing. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Oh, Lauren, this is great! -Aah! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Oh, no! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Grizzly Lauren's taken a bit of a stuffing from the Qualifier, and not of the polyester type. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
She climbs to the finish in a bear-ly respectable time of four minutes and 56. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Yes! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh, hang on, I'm seeing double! No, I'm not. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
-This is Deb and Meg, and they are from... -Newcastle! Newcastle! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Newcastle! Newcastle! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
Newcastle! Newcastle! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Oh, colour-coded, very convenient. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
This is Deb in the green. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Mega fast Meg, you're not that fast. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
I think you're going to probably come last! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Oooooh! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
That's right, Deb! You're too slow! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Pump up the jam and watch me go! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh, these lasses, they are all full of chat at the top! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
So the stage is set for Newcastle lass grudge match. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-Aah! -Oh! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Yeah, neck and neck on the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
It's two for one, ladies night down at Granny's House. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Aah! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
There they are. Heading down the Big Balls market. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Oh! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
Come on, girls. Pump up the Log Jam. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
I'll stop that now. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Ouch! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
So, Deb, or is that Meg, reaches the finish in seven minutes and eight seconds. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
But the winner of the Newcastle Lass Off is Meg, or Deb, in five minutes and 42. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:37 | |
Well done, to, to...that one! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
-Friendship over! That's it! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Slightly unfair. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
This is 36-year-old plumber Rob. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
36? Is this right? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Aahh! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
He looks about 12. He can't be 36! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Rob, 36? Are you sure? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Yeah, I certainly am. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-No, but are you really, really sure? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Well, you know, you obviously...you look like a little boy. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Um...what is your secret? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
A bit of man cream here and there, that's the way. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
I might leave that till later. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
So off he goes. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Ooh, and he's quick! Oh, yes! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Oh, he nearly made it! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Oh, Rob! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
But he's up and heading towards Granny's House. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
Come on, fella! Where are you? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-Now, don't make her angry. Don't make her angry. -Ha-ha! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Oh, that's too fast! There's no way he's 36! I want to see papers. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
-He's a big boy now. -Um...Macaulay Culkin. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Ouch, oh, no! That looked bad! That... Ah! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Good leap. No... | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
Onto the first log. This looks like a really quick time. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
-Wow! -Wow, what was that?! -Oh, that's amazing! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Rob's man cream really is paying off, clearly. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
That's just showing off! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Nobody's ever looked good before doing this. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
And he's heading for a leaderboard topping time at this rate, here we go. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
-Oh...yes! -No, no, no! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-Oh, yes, he did! -Oh, did he just do that? The clock is still ticking. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
But Rob boy is still top of the snowboard with an amazing two minutes 16. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
Speaking of which, Rob boy tops the Winter charts | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
with Ali the penguin king | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
and guinea pig Mel in second and third. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Then it's grizzly Lauren, and Meg, or is it Deb, in fourth and fifth. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
And in last place is Deb! Or Meg... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
You know what? I do feel younger. Right, good news. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
The winter prop I asked for has apparently arrived and here it is... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Wow! A massive ice cube! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
I know what I can do with that. I can carve it into a sculpture. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Fetch me my ice chisel and hammer, please. No, wait! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
It's all right, I've got mine on me, stand down. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Right, whilst I get sculpting, on with the competition! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Now, this is Professor David Spiegelhalter OBE, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
and he's a Professor of Risk. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
What this means is that if I'm going to qualify, I've just got to get below three minutes. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:24 | |
Oh, right. Below three minutes is the key. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
And off goes the Professor towards the Nasty Snowballs. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
Yes! Yes! Oh, oh... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
-Ha-ha-ha-ha! -I know what he did there. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
He followed the Y-axis when he should have followed the X. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
Onto Granny's House now, a risky destination. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
All right, Professor Spiegel-halt! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Oh! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Aah! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
He could still be doing this in under three minutes. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
All he has to do is clear both logs. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Ouch! Big ouch! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
The gentleman doth profess too much. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Despite that risky performance, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Professor David Spiegelhalter OBE climbs to the finish in three minutes and 17. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Just shy of his target. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Now, here's someone else who'd like some letters after his name. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
This is PhD student James. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
James is studying sleep at Bournemouth University. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
There's a course in sleep? I don't get it. Oh! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Ouch! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Now this student is heading to Granny's House for the weekend for a kip, a bit of revision. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh, James, our PhD. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Ph-D'oh! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
He is impressively quick though. Here we go! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
-Ouch! -Ouch! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Sorry, this is still bothering me - what do you do with a PhD in sleep? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:46 | |
But dozy student beats professor by 17 seconds is the news. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Ph-Did it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Top marks! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
This is 31-year-old Bristolian teacher Carolyn, | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
and apparently she's got a hobby or two. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Gymnastics, netball, tennis, squash, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
lacrosse, athletics, rounders, and then... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
That's a long list. Nobody's got enough time to do all of that. What is she, some kind of hobby robot? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
-Canyoning, kayaking... -What? -Coasteering, white water rafting... | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
Here goes Carolyn. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Is that a hobby? No, she's running, just running. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
-Oh, oh... Oh, she hangs on! -Oh, Carolyn! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Very impressive stuff, she's up again. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
She's being met with resistance. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Oh, laser-beam eyes. Nice! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Oh, look, she's doing it again. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Alien! Definitely alien. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
They have a lot of hobbies. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Oh! Come on! Hang on! No! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
Here come the balls. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
With all those super human abilities, this is going to be good. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Expecting great things! No! That's no good! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Oh! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Crikey! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
That's probably broken her lasers. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Despite that clattering, Carolyn is looking very fast. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Oh, this is good! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-Oh, this is better! -Ooh-ooh! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Wow! She made that look so easy. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Two minutes five, tops the snowboard too. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
She is out of this world. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Someone else who's no stranger to winning stuff is Mikey. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Mikey's won holidays to Cyprus, France and Sri Lanka, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
so will he be adding winning Winter Wipeout to this illustrious list? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Maybe. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-Oh! -He may not. -Oh, god! Mikey! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Quick swim and onto the second set now. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-That's it, that's it, jump! -Aah! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-Uh-oh! -Ouch! -Aah! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Mikey just won a trip to Buenos Aires' hospital. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Yeah, I'll come back to him when he's been discharged from that prize. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
I haven't started yet. I'm just waiting for inspiration to strike. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
But with a massive block to work with, I don't know what to turn it into. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
Oh, hold on, got it! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Now, whilst this uniquely talented ice sculptor gets to work, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
here are some competitors with their own unique talents. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Meet Jackie from Epsom. She's a voiceover artist. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
"Yes. A voiceover artist". | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
And Jack from Narberth. He does an uncanny impression of Donald Duck. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-Aahh! -No, that's not it. Obviously that's something else. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Then there's railway engineer Sophia from Kent. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
She can turn herself into an actual rail. Wow! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Then there's professional poker player Eugene, from Bexleyheath. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
He's got a brilliant poker face. He! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Go on. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Rubbish! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
So how will these amazing powers equip this foursome on the Qualifier? | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
-Who knows? -Oooh! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:05 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
Oh! Oh, that's going to hurt! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Ha-ha! Careful! Oh! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
What was that!? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
So did any of their amazing talents help any of these four onto the snowboard? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
As things stand, Carolyn, from outer space, is at the top. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
In fourth, Donald Jack. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
In eighth, poker-face Eugene. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
And clinging onto their places in the top 12 are Meg or Deb, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Sophia, and Deb or Meg. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Back to Mikey, and he's now been going at it for over eight minutes. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
I guess he could technically be arrested for loitering here. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
Oh! Having a little rest on the first log. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
No doubt Mikey is gearing up for one big, final push. Here it comes. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Yes, it's going to be magnificent. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
He's saved all of his strength. Oh... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-No, he's off. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Showing his impatience there. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
And as the clock ticks over the ten-minute mark, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Mikey has won a coveted place in the over-ten-minute club. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Right, who's next? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
This is Vegan, from Muscle, aged 100... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
Hang on, no, I read the T-shirt instead of the script. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Vegan for life! Come on, vegan muscle! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Oh, she's a vegan called Marina, she doesn't look 100 though. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
That must be that vegan diet. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
So vegan versus Nasty Snowballs. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Here we go! Oh, she's over! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Oh, but the nasty plank is clearly a meat eater. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Wow, hang on! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-She's across! -Yoo-hoo! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
Who needs a burger when you've got a vegetable? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Vegetable enthusiast to the balls! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Good start! Oh, hang on. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Safely onto the second. Hang on, I've got that funny feeling again! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
It's the third... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
No one has ever made it across the Winter Balls! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
-Until now! -Yes! -Marina becomes the first Winter-Ball Crosser. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
I might go vegan myself. But I do fancy a sausage, actually, no. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
No, not today! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Log Jam! One jump left! Vegan power! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
Oh, here we go! Off the last log jam! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
This is it! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
-Oh! Right in the mungbee! Oh, that's going to hurt! -Oh! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Marina into the aqua. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
This just works out. If she hadn't fallen in, we'd have pushed her. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
But no-meat Marina completes the course in two minutes and eight seconds. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
She's a one tough-fu cookie! Ah, forget it! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Now, just five Qualifier runs to go, and this is John. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
He's a hair replacement salon manager aged 53. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
And he is cool. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
And this is 23-year-old engineer Ben. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
He swaggers, and that's cool. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
But who is cooler? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
So it's new versus old. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
23 versus 53. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Hair against hair. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Who would have thought this would happen in any of our lives? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
What time is it? It's Winter Wipeout time! Bring it on down! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Oh, oh! That's painful! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Oh-my-golly-gosh! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-And off goes John. -Come on, Johnny boy! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
In he goes. Yes! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Oh-uh! Oh! No! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
No! No! No! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-No... -That was a hair don't, not a hair do. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Now, this is a hair do. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-It's Ben with protection. -Ready! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Otherwise the 'fro would be frozen. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
Yeah, OK. Here he goes! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Oops, no. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
No...no! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
No...no! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
You're losing! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
No...no! No...no! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Ha-ha, yes! Yes! New school wins! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
He has made it. Back to old daddy-cool John. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Oh, it's looking good! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Slide! Excellent work! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Dog... Oh! Something about old dog and new trips. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
It will come to me, I'll work it out. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
New school Ben edging ahead. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Oh-oh... | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Yeah, thank goodness for the shower cap. Correct. Cool. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
And John's up to the logs like lightening. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Oh, he's getting wiggy with it! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Amazing! He's on the second! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Here's Ben, lagging behind now. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Now, this is amazing. Two minutes, nine seconds. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-Yes! And he's dancing! -Amazing! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Ha-ha! Yeah! If that is dancing... | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Ben lags behind, but not far, Two minutes 15. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Victory to the old school! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
I don't feel too sexy right now, you know. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
But I'm sure, in a few minutes, I'll be back to 100%! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Next is Fiona from Truro. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
And she plays a musical instrument. I'm guessing...bassoon. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Wait! Apparently, Fiona is actually a saxophone teacher. That explains a lot. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Fiona to the balls! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
One, no, not one. She missed one. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
That takes talent - straight down the gap. It's a small gap too. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
Now, saxy Fiona prepares for the logs. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
That's it, Fiona! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
That's the first. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
Oh, and the second! Amazing! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
With just two more contestants to go, saxy Fiona jumps | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
to the top of the snowboard with a saxy time of one minute and 49. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:59 | |
This is today's penultimate runner, Helen. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Let me guess what her job is from the subtle clues. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Um...I'm going to go with bassoon teacher. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
No, turns out Helen is actually a detective. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
And she's about to take on the case of the wintery Qualifier. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
This course is suspicious, and I'm here to investigate! Wooh! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
OK, Granny's House. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Come on, Helen. See what your investigation can uncover. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
Oh, I don't know. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Loose doors and a rabid dog, very suspicious. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Suspicious Helen to the balls now. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
It's going to take more than a deceptively bouncy ball to get Helen off this case. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Just the logs left. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Oh, I detect a potential winner! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
If Helen makes this, she will top the snowboard. Here we go! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
-Yes! Fastest of the day! -Yes, it's a raid! -Oooh! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
Suspicious Helen not only solves the Qualifier, | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
she also grabs first place. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Oh, my god. That was difficult. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
And you are now the Usain Bolt of coppers. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
-Well done, that was absolutely fantastic. -Thank you, Amanda. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
-'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. -Yes, bye! -Suspicious. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Or it could have been indigestion. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Now, for today's final contestant. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
By day, he's Barnsley IT Manager Mark. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
By night, he's the wrestler Mr Lee. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
I'm invincible! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
I am the champion of the world! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Old claim, indeed. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Argg! Check out these. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
No one can stop Mr Lee. Argg! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
In his role as a wrestler, Mark has built up a reputation for falling over really well. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
I need a little bit of help here, so if you just give me a little push. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
See, that was brilliant! | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-Are you all right? -Yes, yeah. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
-That sounded really hard. -Yeah, that's it. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
It's hard, like it's hard ground. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
Argg! | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Come on, Mark. Here we go! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
-Oh, yes! -Argg! -Ah, wait! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Oh, hold on, hold on! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
No, no! No! No! Oh, no! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
World-class fall there, I would expect nothing else! Now, here comes Granny! Ha-ha! | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
He even made it look accidental. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
Very clever! That's difficult! | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
-Knocked out by a dog. -Yeah. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
I'm beginning to see Mark's problem, actually. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
It's the tie. The IT side of his personality is holding him back. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
Come on, Mark, cast off the tie. You don't need it. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
Leave behind the shackles of your office life. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
Do it! Do it! Throw them away! | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
Oh, beautiful! | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Yes! He is doing it! This is amazing! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
Oh, Mr Lee is having a moment. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
And what a moment it is! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Mark has turned a corner! | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
-So...sort of. -Come on, Mr Lee. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
Oh, this is stirring stuff. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
He is climbing the stairs of victory. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
He is about to touch the summit of success. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
Yes! Come on, Mark! Oh, yes! | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
Oh, he's on the travelator. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Nonetheless, he's doing it! | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Yes! His family must be so proud right now! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
What a hero! | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
He's fallen off. Look, there. Oh... | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
Argg! | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
Nearly there, Mark. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
Easy does it, wrestling that log like a big Mr Nasty, Mr Lee that he is. Argg! | 0:29:51 | 0:29:56 | |
Come on! | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
Ah! Yeah! Oh, no! Oh...oh! | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
Oh, it takes years of wrestler training to fall like that. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
You see, right at the end, the worst possible... That is amazing! Yes! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
He might not have made the final snowboard, but he is my champion. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:17 | |
Argg! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
And Mark reaches the end in seven minutes and five. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
Taking the lead is suspicious Helen, followed by saxy Fiona | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
and Carolyn from outer space. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
In fourth, it's ball crossing no-meat Marina. In seventh, Rob boy. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
And scraping it through to the next round are | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
Professor David Spiegelhalter OBE, | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
Ali the penguin king, and guinea-pig Mel. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
All of which means it's time to say goodbye to those eight contestants | 0:30:42 | 0:30:47 | |
who've been cast out into the Winter Wipeout wilderness. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
That was sad, but there is some good news, because I finished my ice sculpture. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
And here it is! It's too small, isn't it? I've...I've gone too far. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:27 | |
It's just hard to stop chipping away. I'm going to start again. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
Another massive block of ice, please. This one is too small. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
The 12 remaining competitors must mount the Ski Lift and do their utmost to remain standing. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:47 | |
To help them, they have a podium to perch on, and a bar to hold. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
To hinder them, the Ski Lift spins round whilst two giant | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
rotating arms, known as the Scary Ski Poles, | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
hurtle round at terrifying speeds whilst getting ever higher. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
The last five ski lifters left hanging will go through to the next round. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
The rest are eliminated, wet and bruised. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
It's a new series and we've got another new game - Ski Lift. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
I am so excited! | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
Calm yourself, Byram. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:20 | |
Remember it's terrifying and the contestants might get smacked in the chops. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
Whatever! Are you all ready? | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
He, he! Three, two, one! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
So here are the first ever Winter Wipeout Ski Lifters. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:38 | |
She was fastest in the Qualifier. It's suspicious Helen. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
This detective is bringing the fire up! | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
Closely followed by saxy Fiona and Carolyn from outer space. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
Joining them, there's Donald Jack. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
Ben, you might think you're cool, but I'm going to steal your swagger points today! | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Jack, wake up! | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
That's fighting talk from new-school cool Ben. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
-Old daddy cool John. -Rob, watch out, you might get a punch! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
I got knocked down in round one. Round two is all mine. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
And Rob boy. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
-Here's guinea-pig Mel. -Ooh-ar, Mel! | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
Penguin king Ali. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
And ball crossing no-meat Marina. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
You carnivores are going down! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
There's dozy student James. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
And finally, it's Professor David Spiegelhalter OBE. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
What am I doing here? I don't stand a chance! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
It's snowing! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
The ski pole arms have started. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
Oh, and they are off! | 0:33:38 | 0:33:39 | |
Now, they will need to jump over both arms, which get raised up as the game goes on. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:45 | |
Remember, the last five still hanging will go through to the next round! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
-Oh, Professor Spiegelhalter! -"I don't stance a chance!" | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
All making light work of the ski poles so far. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:56 | |
Oh, Ali! | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
There's penguin king Ali. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
No! Oh, slippy, slidey penguin Ali is off. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
Ali cleared the sweep, but got nailed by the returned serve. He's heading back to his penguins. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:12 | |
My unhappy feet let me down. It's too big. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
Every time I tried to jump the sweep, they just caught. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
So one done, 11 to go. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
And there's Professor Spiegelhalter OBE, Rob boy... | 0:34:22 | 0:34:26 | |
These poles are getting higher now. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
There's John. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:29 | |
And John again. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
And James. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
-They are not letting go. -No. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
There's Mel. Oh, no, Mel! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
-Oh, Mel! -Mel just couldn't hold on any longer. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
-She is out of the game. -Ooh-ar, get off my ski lift! -How rude, isn't it? | 0:34:47 | 0:34:51 | |
Guinea-pig Mel showing off a world-class tumble on this brand new obstacle. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:56 | |
I think I'm doing the farmers proud in Yorkshire, yeah! | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
Yeah, I'll name that fall the Yorkshire slurry flop. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
No one else will ever try it. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
With an arm getting higher all the time, it is only getting harder. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:11 | |
There's Ben and John. And John getting a pounding. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
Oh, no! That's James! Oh! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
-Oh, James! -Let's take a look at that again. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
It looks like James was distracted by John's flowery shirt | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
and then, clean off. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
It's smacking you, and these tiny little hands couldn't hold on. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
Not so much PhD, more Ph neutral. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
OK, I won't try. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
The next four to fall will be out of the competition. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:39 | |
So there's Fiona. Clear. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
And in! Oh! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
What's happening! This is... Oh! Just pain everywhere. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
What's needed here is a yellow pen. There it is. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
Fiona, as you can see, saxy Fiona clears the first sweep, but not the second, | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
thus setting off a catastrophic chain of events. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
Carolyn is destroyed by that ski pole, | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
and ends up emblazoned all over Ben's podium. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
Everything hurts out there! | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
What can I say? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
It was hard. Really, really hard. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:12 | |
-I think I got knocked in the face. -Yeah, I saw that. -That was it. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
-I was a gonner. -It's getting really tense now. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
The next two to fall will be out of the competition. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
Marina, suspicious Helen. Professor Spiegelhalter OBE. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:30 | |
Ouch! Oh, oh! Ouch! | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
-Oh, no! -Just presenting himself to that harm there. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
So undignified, he-he! | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
So Professor Spiegelhalter OBE is the next victim of this first Ski Lift. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:49 | |
All according to plan, of course. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
The plan was shows of brave, brave, sort of heroic efforts, | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
and then spectacular failure. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
That's what I was going for, and that's what happened. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
The next person to fall is out. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Oh, and it might be Ben. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
Ooh! Ah! | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
How is he hanging on? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
And there's John. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
That's no-meat Marina, in trouble. Hold on. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
Oh, hold on! | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
Ah! No! | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
Oh, no! | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
No-meat Marina, so near, but yet so far. And quite badly bruised. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:29 | |
Had I just stayed on for, you know, a few more seconds, I would have gone through. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
Now the last five, let's see who's the last man standing. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
So left in the game and through to the next round are | 0:37:38 | 0:37:42 | |
John, | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
Jack, | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
Ben, | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
Helen | 0:37:48 | 0:37:49 | |
and Rob. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
All now playing for the token victory that is last man hanging. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
There's Rob, he's staying on. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
There's John. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:03 | |
Oh, he can't find the podium. No! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
Look at his little legs! | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
He can't find where to put his feet on. He's in. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
Hair-raising stuff there from the hair replacement manager. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
There's Helen. She has shown a faultless display so far. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
Oh, until now! | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
And there's Jack and Helen. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
And Jack and Helen. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
And Jack and... Oh, jiggled violently, and that's Helen off. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
Suspicious Helen gets the biggest pummelling of the show so far. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:41 | |
It doesn't get any better. Ha-ha-ho-ho! | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
Ah, ah, oh, oh! He-he! | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
So there's Rob. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
Oh! | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
Rob's off! | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
Oh, just two left. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Who is it going to be? Is it going to be Ben or Jack? Last man hanging. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
Just Ben and Jack remain fighting for the bragging rights to last man hanging. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
Here's Jack. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
Oh, no! | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
And with that tumble new-school cool Ben wins the first ever Ski Lift. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
It's ridiculous and dangerous, and I approve. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
MUSIC: "Unchained Melody" By The Righteous Brothers | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
Oh, look, this...this isn't going well. Can I get a hand? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
Oh, what are you doing here? | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
I thought you were in the loft looking for the Christmas decorations. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
This is my thing anyway, let's move on. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
Time for all new Winter Blunderland. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
Have you washed? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:48 | |
So this all new round starts with the five remaining contestants | 0:39:57 | 0:40:01 | |
being put through a sickening spincycle. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Then, there's a headlong dash to the finish across the Winter Blunderland course. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:08 | |
As well as lots of rotating foam, they'll also have to avoid | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
the oversized hockey pucks in today's theme - the ice arena. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:15 | |
Take a puck to the noggin or fall off the foam, | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
and it's a swim and a climb to get back into the game. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Last one over is out. They then do it all again. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
Last contestant to cross is eliminated, | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
and we have the three Wipeout Zone finalists for today. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
This one is brutal. It's Winter Blunderland. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Are you all ready? | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Whatever. Three, two, one! | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Here's a reminder of today's Winter Blunderers. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
He's cool, he's new school. It's new-school cool Ben. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
He does an OK duck impression. It's Donald Jack. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:59 | |
No way he's 36. It's Rob boy. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
Fastest in the Qualifier. It's suspicious Helen. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
And making up the Winter Blunderers is old daddy cool John. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:12 | |
So as the spinner comes to a stop, | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
the last across the ice hockey rink will be eliminated. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
There's Helen and Rob, closely followed by Ben. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
There's Helen, darting onto the frosty flipper. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
And Rob. Oh! Both in. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
They were both looking so good until they got taken out by the icy tee. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
It's back to the start for them. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
Right, here's Ben. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
Ooh, ooh. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
Yes! He's over the tee. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:41 | |
Mind the pucks. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Oh, and Jack's joined in, onto the crankshaft. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Come on, Ben. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
Oh, Ben. Too cool for school. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
Jack's there. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
He's hanging on, and he's over. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Oh, and here's Jack. He's in trouble. He's off! Jack is off! | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
Now, this is Ben making light work of the roterrotator. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Just one jump away, so long as the iceberg doesn't dizzy him too much. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
Come on. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
Come on, there's Rob. Oh, no! He's in! | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
Oh, that just sorted out the men from the boys. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
With that manly fall, Rob boy will have to head back up the ladder to make another attempt. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:27 | |
Now, there's Ben, picking his moment. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
Getting dizzy, I suspect. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
And Ben is across. He's safe for now. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
-We have Ben. -And he didn't get his hair wet. Amazing! | 0:42:37 | 0:42:41 | |
John's on the crankshaft. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
Oh! This is getting unbearable. There's Jack. Come on. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
Someone's got to get over soon. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
And it's Jack! Jack is through. Just Helen, Rob and John remain. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:58 | |
Helen now, taking it carefully. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
But John closing in. His only hope is that Helen or Rob fall in. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
Helen is across and safe, and so is Rob. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
And that means old daddy cool John is out of the competition. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:22 | |
-Oh, John. Hard luck, my man. -Oh, nevermind. I gave it my best shot. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
Do you think your big flarey pantaloons got too full of water? | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
Well, I'm still dancing away. Nevermind. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
As they say, hair today, gone tomorrow. Hard luck, John. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
-Thanks very much. -See you later. -Thank you. -Bye! | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
Strangely dignified in the circumstances. Well done. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
So it's back on the spinner, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
and another nasty experience for Helen, Rob, Jack and Ben. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:55 | |
Three of them are just minutes away from getting into today's all new Wipeout Zone. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
Here we go. That's Ben and Rob, dashing to the rink. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
Here's Rob. Good jump! | 0:44:05 | 0:44:07 | |
Oh, no! Exactly the same as the first round. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
Back to the start for him. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
Here we go! Jack is in. Oh, no! There's Ben. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
And here's Helen. Hang on, she's in. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
Here come the pucks. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:19 | |
There's Ben staying dry again. Here's Rob. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Oh, no! | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
Ben is looking quick. Can anything stop him? | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
Yoo-hoo! | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
What's Jack playing at? | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
Every time he falls, he's using up those vital energy reserves. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
It's another swim back to the start now. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
And with this performance Ben is about to get into the Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
Come on, Ben! | 0:44:56 | 0:44:57 | |
While the rest are way back. Rob now having a go. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
Yes! Hold on, hold on! Good! | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
Ben is on the iceberg. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:11 | |
And new-school cool Ben is into today's Winter Wipeout Zone! | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
And he looks quite happy, as he should. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
That's only upped the pressure for the others, of course. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:21 | |
Here's Jack. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:22 | |
No, after you, please. It's getting crowded out there now. Look at Helen go. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
Come on, Helen, nearly there. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
Helen is through! | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
We have a chick in the final. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
One place still available in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
Will it be Jack who takes it? | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
Rob is out ahead. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Jack is not far behind. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
One more jump for Rob and it's all over for Jack. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
And it is. Rob books the third place in today's Winter Wipeout Zone! | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Ooooh! | 0:45:59 | 0:46:00 | |
But Donald Jack's challenge is over. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
Oh, Jack, so close, but yet so very, very far! | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
SPEAKS LIKE DONALD DUCK | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
All right, you are only 18, so I think it's time to go home to your mummy, all right? | 0:46:10 | 0:46:15 | |
So, tragically, Jack and John have missed out on reaching the all-new Winter Wipeout final round. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:21 | |
And even more tragically, the lights in here haven't been kind to my amazing ice sculpture. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:28 | |
It was a perfect replica of a galleon. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
It had like cannons and little pirates on it and everything. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Goodbye, Siren Of The Sea. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
I'll do an aircraft carrier next time, with little planes on it and everything. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
Anyway, back to business, and today's three finalists! | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
It hasn't quite sank in that I'm going to be doing the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
It's not something that everybody can do. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
It's not an experience that money can buy. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
My children? | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
Yeah, they are going to be overjoyed that I got into the final, | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
cos it's one step closer to the little presents they'll probably be getting. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
That's what they'll be worried about. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
Me and Rob are probably quite equal. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
It will be quite good to see what happens in the final between us. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
Helen surprised me. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
She's only a real petite girl, but she's really determined. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
She just does it, she does it so well. She doesn't see how much potential she's got. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
Ben, well, he's just phenomenal. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
I might have beaten him in the Qualifier, but he's done phenomenal since that. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:27 | |
Ben's been the man. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
Ben's been the man all the time, and I can't believe on the last round | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
that he never got wet, cos he hates getting wet. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
The boy can't swim. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
He might be quick when his feet are on dry land, but he really struggles with the swimming. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:40 | |
This is 100% his weakness. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
Hopefully, that will give me enough of an advantage that I can beat him. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:48 | |
My biggest fear is | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
failure and water, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:54 | |
and not necessarily in that order. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
If he stays dry, I ain't got no chance. He-he! | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
But I'd like to win. I didn't come out here to lose. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
Just got to take it like a man. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:05 | |
The trophy, you know. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
Having that in your front room, over the mantelpiece would be good. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
I can do anything if I put my mind to it. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
I got to the final, so let's see what I can bring. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
It's the Winter Wipeout Zone, | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
and the three intrepid finalists face - | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
The Flingamajig. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:32 | |
Ha! Somebody designed that. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
Then it's a race against time up the North Pole, | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
followed by a climb up the Icy Stairs, each one jiggling violently. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
If they make it over that without a tumble, | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
it's a dash past the Ice Picks through the Frightcicles. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
Then across the Impossible Snowflakes to the Finish Podium where the clock stops. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:54 | |
The fastest wins £10,000 and the first ever Winter Wipeout Trophy. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:59 | |
We've got snow, we've got smoke, we've got flames. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
Did I mention we've got snow? | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
This is the first ever Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
And Rob is the first to brave it. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:13 | |
S-mokin'. I mean, s-nowin'. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
And as Rob boy waits to be fired into the Buenos Aires night sky, | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
he must be hoping that this seat has been through a lengthy testing process. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:28 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:49:30 | 0:49:31 | |
It has! It worked! Look at that! | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
We have lift off! | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
So it's a quick swim to the North Pole. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
Uh, he's slipping already, and he's only just begun. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
At the North Pole, now the Icey Stairs. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
I don't quite know what happens next. I've never seen it before! | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
I don't know how you could judge these stairs effectively. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:01 | |
Each one seems to be jiggling mercilessly. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:03 | |
Oh, it's like bouncing on your bed. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:07 | |
Rob on the second set now. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:10 | |
He's actually lifting off. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
He seems planted on that step. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
Come on, jump, Rob, jump! | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
Go for it! Onto the third now, making steady progress. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:21 | |
Oh, I'm feeling a little bit nauseous just watching this. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
Rob at the top of the stairs now, and as with all treacherous climbs, | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
it's often the descent that proves the harder. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
Oh-oh... | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
This is ridiculous. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
-Oh, no. He's taken a tumble. -Aah! One more, Rob! | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
He is still on. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
Nearly at the last hurdle. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Yes! Oooh! | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
Now, for the nasty Ice Picks. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
He is picking his moment to pass the first. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:59 | |
-Oh, no! It got him! -Aaah! | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
Rob was looking so confident. That second pick just caught...well, it caught his bottom. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:11 | |
So it's a climb to the Frightcicles. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
All right, Rob, you are doing it for the kids. Come on. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
Here we go. Oh, making this look easy. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
Again, this is a timing call, as is so often the case. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
Like a scene from Mission: Impossible. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
And that was perfectly timed. Just the Impossible Snowflakes to go. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:36 | |
I have a bad feeling about that now. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
Oh, no, he's on. Well done, Rob. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
-Oh...oh, no! -No! No! | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
There's nothing to hold on to there, so it's a swim and a climb to the Finish Podium. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
Not an easy feat when your energy level are virtually at zero. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:54 | |
As they must be by now. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
And Rob boy, the first ever contestant to run the Winter Wipeout Zone | 0:52:00 | 0:52:05 | |
has done so in three minutes and nine seconds. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:08 | |
Rob, look at you. Smiling to the very end. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
That was tough. And when you get catapulted, you don't know where you are. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
-And it's really slippery on the steps as well. -It's icy out there. You know what I'm saying. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:19 | |
-It's snowing, man, come on! -I know, it's really tough. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
I can tell you that you did that in a cool three minutes and nine seconds! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
-Yeah! -Well done, you, but you know that Helen is coming up next. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:31 | |
-Yeah, yeah, she's good as well! -Pretty speedy. -Quick, very quick. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
-All right, let's watch. -OK. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Now, I wonder if Bristol CID Officer suspicious Helen has detected | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
that she's about to get flung 30 feet into the air. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:46 | |
Cos she is! | 0:52:46 | 0:52:47 | |
Wow! That must feel...terrible. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:52 | |
Oh, look at that! What a dive! | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
D'oh! If I was given a list of things I couldn't do, that's on it! | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
That's an Olympic dive if I ever saw one! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Helen quickly sliding up that North Pole. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
The crawling technique. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
Onto the Icy Stairs now. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
These do not look easy. She's landed on the first one. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
They also look ridiculous, which probably makes it harder. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
This is good stuff from Helen. Nearly at the summit now. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
She's at the top. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
I can't even watch it. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:36 | |
Now for that difficult descent. A bit of a slide. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
-Oh-oh, she's head down. She's made it! -Oh, yes! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:49 | |
Rob could be a bit worried there. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
Now, dash past the Ice Picks. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
It's the second that got Rob. Helen's avoided it. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:57 | |
Oh, but not the third! | 0:53:57 | 0:53:58 | |
The third one got her. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
In the Frightcicles. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:06 | |
Rob got across this obstacle without falling in. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
Helen can't afford a mistake here. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
She's moved safely to the centre. Goes for the dismount. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
And oh, no, she's in! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
That could be very costly. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
Right in the kisser. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
If Helen gets past the Impossible Snowflakes, she can still beat Rob. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
They look impossible. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:28 | |
-Oh, no! She's down! -Oh! | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
The Impossible Snowflakes really are impossible. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
And with that fall, Helen's challenge is effectively over. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:41 | |
Oh, she's exhausted. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:44 | |
Helen finishes the Winter Wipeout Zone in three minutes and 25. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:48 | |
Helen, my darling, come on out. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
Oh, my goodness. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
-You took a fair few batterings out there. -I did, I know. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:56 | |
Both of you were almost neck-and-neck. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
It wasn't quite pacey enough, I'm afraid, cos Rob was quicker. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
Helen, hard luck. Go join the others. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
Rob, you know what this means? | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
-Ben's up next. Let's watch. -OK. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
So now, only new-school cool Ben can defeat Rob. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
Three minutes nine is the time to beat. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
His hair is definitely going to get wet this time. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
Yes! You kind of want to and don't want to have a go on that. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:30 | |
It's both at the same...I don't, no, I don't. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
So Ben quickly heads to the North Pole. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
And begins the climbing. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
Up he goes. Next, the Icy Stairs. First lot. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
Getting jostled about all over the place. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
I don't know about you, I hate being jostled. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Oh, my goodness! Oh, Ben! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
Oh! No, no, no! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Oh, he's onto the second step! | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
-And the third. -See, he's got the hang of it now. -Yes! | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
And now he's at the top. This is going well. Now, the descent. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:12 | |
We know what to expect, which only makes it better for us. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
Here we go. Oh, he's on! | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
No, he's down! Ben is down! | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
Oh, worse news for him. He has to go back to the start of the Icy Stairs and try again. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:26 | |
Deadly combination - painful and ridiculous. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:32 | |
Attempt two. This is going to be disheartening. But Ben is going well. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
-He's over this time. -Oh! | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
Ben needs a flawless finish now. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
But he is passed the Ice Picks. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
And he makes it to the middle. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
And Ben's over, but what he doesn't realise is he can't beat Rob's time. | 0:56:52 | 0:56:57 | |
As far as Ben's concerned, he's still trying his best, so he's hanging on. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
He is...hanging on a bit too long, because now... Oh, no! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:07 | |
Oh, no! No, no! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
Oh, he's in! Oh, no! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
As if to add insult to injury, he's got his hair wet again. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
Yeah, look, definitely wet. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
-New-school cool Ben finishes in four minutes, 45. -Oh, he's done for. | 0:57:19 | 0:57:23 | |
Benny boy. Oh, you do not look pleased. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
No. That was a bad effort. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:32 | |
It's a pretty tough course to get around. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
The stairs are difficult. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:37 | |
You were fantastic here all day, Ben. Mr Cool. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:41 | |
But I'm afraid you just lost your swag, | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
because, Rob, you are the very first Winter Wipeout Champion! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:48 | |
Yeah, baby! | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
So babyface Rob Scott, a 36-year-old plumber from Bedfordshire is the first ever Winter Wipeout Champion. | 0:57:53 | 0:57:58 | |
And if that wasn't exciting enough, | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
guess what exciting wintery event is only a week away. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:05 | |
Is it the Thanksgiving Special? No? | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
Easter? Pirate? Christmas! | 0:58:07 | 0:58:10 | |
Are you kidding me! I love Christmas! I'm hoping they'll be lots of this. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:14 | |
-Aah! -And this. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:16 | |
And maybe some of this. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
Ho-ho! And, as I've always said, Ho. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:28 | |
But for now, from Amanda and me, it's a warm winter goodbye. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
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