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'Twas the night before Christmas | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
Actually, quite a lot's stirring! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
It's the Winter Wipeout Christmas Special! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
Tonight, 20 fearless but festive Brits | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
including a Christmas tree seller, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
a ski instructor, and a real life fairy, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
have travelled by sleigh to Argentina | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
in search of the ultimate Christmas present, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
the Winter Wipeout Trophy. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
ALL: Merry Christmas! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Only one will go home with a stocking full, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
as for the others, it's bah humbug, one and all! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Let the stuffing begin! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
PARTY BLOWER TOOTS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Merry Christmas one and all! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
And welcome to a truly unique edition | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
of Winter Wipeout. The course is covered in snow. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
The last door on my advent calendar has been opened. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
I have tinsel round my shoulders. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
It can only mean one thing... | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
I'm working on Christmas Eve! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
But at least I've got a cracker! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Who wants to help me pull it? Anyone? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
No-one. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
No. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Here's what's coming up this eve... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
The Qualifier, including the Big Red Baubles. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Ski Lift. No rest, ye merry gentlemen. Or women. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Winter Blunderland. Oh Come, All Ye Faithful, to get hurt! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
And the Winter Wipeout Zone - | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Away In A Manger, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
manger being Argentinian for ambulance. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Amanda and I have agreed to do Secret Santa this year. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Just the two of us. Here is my present. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
I wonder who it's from? But it is tradition on Winter Wipeout, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
to open your present | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
AFTER the first contestant has finished. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
So it's over to Amanda at the top of the course. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Please be quick! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Chillin' with me now | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
on the top of the Winter Wipeout qualifier, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
is the lovely Simmy who's a music producer! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
You're going to have to produce an awful lot out here today. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Simmy, do you think you've got what it takes to win it? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
I think I have. I'm going to show everybody | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
what the Winter Wipeout is made of. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
I'll probably say something like, "Yo, people out there, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
"Watch me and stare! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
"I'm going to give it my all and conquer the red balls!" | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Oh my God! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
That's the spirit Simmy. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
May be a man's world | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
but it means nothing without a woman! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
KLAXON | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
So Simmy approaches today's first obstacle. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Ah, snowmen. I love their little carrot noses, their funny hats | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
and their hinged metal bases. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
They're always there to give contestants a pat on the back | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
or a smash in the face. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Simmy's the first to cross the Snowmen Splat... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
or not. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Great first attempt. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Second time lucky. Here we go. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
No, maybe not. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Why have you done this to me? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
I think YOU applied for Winter Wipeout! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
One of the best things at Christmas | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
is a visit to Santa's Grotto. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
One of the worst things about Winter Wipeout, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
is a visit to Granny's Grotto! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-# Oh I'd still like to go To Grandma's house for Christmas! -# | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Wonder how Simmy will get on here. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Oh, smash hit! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
She's a music producer. She'll like that. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Guaranteed Christmas number one! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Racking em up! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Simmy back up. And she just needs to get past Tevez. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Yes! Dog! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
No! Door! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
And now for an extra special present. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
It's like all her Christmases have come at once... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
it's the Big Baubles! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Before that? Nothing more Christmassy, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
than a Christmas conveyor belt, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
delivering all those Christmas goodies! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Look, it's amazing. There's a ghettoblaster, cuddly toy, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
my wallet...hang on! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Oh look, there's Simmy. What's she doing? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
She's walking backwards. Don't walk backwards! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Silly Simmy, don't! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
All right, get on with it. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
This better be worth it. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Yes! It was so worth it. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
The good old Big Balls. It's the gift that keeps on giving, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
year after year. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
But it's not over yet. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
There's still that wibbly thing on the right, also known as... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
The Yule Logs. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Why? Well Yule simply jump from one log to the other, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
dodging the Terror Twig, | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
and then, hopefully, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Yule jump to the finish and be filled with joy. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
I can't do this! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Yule have to Simmy, sorry. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Ouch, they are rock solid. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Probably out of date. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
After a short swimmy, Smash Hit Simmy | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
completes the course in 4 minutes 22 seconds. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
You produced the most incredible sounds. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm not quite sure what they were! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
SIMMY MUMBLES | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
I can't even speak! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Right. It's time to open my present. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Amanda made me promise to wear what she gave me. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm thinking aftershave or a tool belt. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Great(!) Thanks, Amanda(!) | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Think I'm allergic to polyester. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
If even one of you smiles, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
you're going to get a punch in the mush. Right? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
At least its Christmassy, I suppose. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Hello! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Hold on a minute! What's he wearing? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Hardly appropriate for Christmas. Says here 33-year-old Terry | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
is into LARPing. That stands for Live Action Role Playing, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
or Looking A Real Pillock! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Aarrgh! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Why does he get the pirate costume and I'm stuck with this? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
I see, Terry, you've come dressed as, um, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
what have you come dressed as? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
A generic pirate today, yeah. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Seriously, I get the elf and he gets that. OK. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
KLAXON | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Off he goes, hopefully putting his best peg leg forward. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Yes! -Yes! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
No! Man overboard. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Terry just needs to get back up on deck. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Why don't you go the long way round, Terry, eh? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Taking the inappropriate route... | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Go to the other side! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Finally, inappropriate Terry is back | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
on his voyage. Steady! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Sea legs. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Somebody's been at the rum rations. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Onto Granny's Grotto. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Dodges the Christmas Pudding, just. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Ouch! Door in the face. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Terry climbs back ashore | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
then trips over Tevez the dog. Another door in the face. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
Right Big Red Baubles, but first he has to walk the plank, or run it. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
He's on to the second Bauble! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
That's it, you can do it. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Will he be the first competitor to cross the Big Red Baubles? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
If he does, I take back calling him Inappropriate Terry. It works. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:38 | |
-Which way? -That way. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Lucky he's not navigating the South China Sea. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Nevertheless, Terry finds his way to the finish in 4:05. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
Aaagh! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
The fact he made it to the top of the stairs wonders will never cease. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
That's more like it, someone in a proper costume. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
This is Trevor from London. A DJ/courier. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Goes by the name of DJ Funkdafogs which is an odd name for a courier. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
FUNKY MUSIC | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Yo to my DJ homies. I'm going to smash this track. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
All these other contestants are "wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy, whack." | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Does that mean he likes them or doesn't? What does that mean? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
He's off, that's the main thing. Oh, he's clung on. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
He's hugging the Snowman with all his might. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Now he's bouncing or kissing it? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Is that going to work? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
It's worth a try, though, Amanda. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
He's losing valuable time, he's got to do something. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Just fall off, that's something. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Next set. Can he recover from his hold-up? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
I can see where this is going. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
# Just hang on... # | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Trevor's having an affair with a snowman. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Will DJ Funkdafog jump da log | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
and not go in da bog? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Right, he's on. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
He's scratching the log. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Don't scratch it, somebody will be cross. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh, he's in da bog. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Snowman Snogger Trev completes the course in 4:46, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
leaving him just enough time to get that Snowman's phone number. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Oh! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
You did a bit of spinning, you scratched a few things out there. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Definitely. My goodness. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
This is Niall from Aberfeldy in Scotland. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
He sells Christmas trees for a living. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Hold on, surely this is his busiest time of the year. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
Shouldn't he be at work? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
He's skiving off. Not a care in the world. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Timber! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
If you're going to skive, Niall, don't do it on national TV. We can see you, look. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:03 | |
A promising start. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Up and away again, yes. Oh, less promising. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Ow! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Right in the jingle bells. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Still, should get a doctor's note now. Now you can skive. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Yule logs next. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Skiving Niall is used to dealing with big logs so this should be a doddle. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
That was literally "Timber!" | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
The skiving was worth it 2:57 is the fastest time so far today. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
This is Erica, she works for an organisation that protects birds. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
CAWING SOUND | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Let's hear it for the birds. I ain't no Christmas turkey. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
I'm going to fly through this course. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
It's time for this fledgling to fly. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Oh, she's flying like... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
An Emu? Yeah, an emu. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
She did do a very good impression of a woodpecker. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Haw-haw! Ooh! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
But she's still chirpy. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Onto Granny's Grotto. Avoids the pudding, but not the door. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Aw! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
And now an impression of a kingfisher. Into the water she goes. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Final obstacle for Erica Birdoo. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Will she be able to perch on this branch? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Holding on with a wing and a prayer. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Flapping out of control. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
She's in the water again. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
Eric Birdoo wings it home in 3:54. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
People and birds across the country can all relax now. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Maybe not that much. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
It is great to have animal lovers on Winter Wipeout, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
but I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that when they say a pet is for life, not just Christmas, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:54 | |
what they're talking about is an animal's right to dignity and that's important. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:59 | |
You've got five minutes to finish scrubbing that floor | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
or someone's getting flushed down the toilet and it's not going to be me. Not this time. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
Anyway, Erica and I aren't the only animal lovers on this show. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Joining me now is Emily from Kent who's a trainee gorilla keeper. Hi, Emily. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
-Hi, Amanda. -Gorillas, why? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Because they are gorgeous, gentle, loving, kind. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
You're more likely to be hurt by a dog than a gorilla. They're so gentle. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:31 | |
18-year-old Emily looks after 23 gorillas, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
that's a zookeeper's dozen. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
How will she cope at Granny's grotto? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Mind you that's nothing compared to a slap from a silverback. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Time for the Big Red Baubles. Any moment now she'll swing into action. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:55 | |
That was just terrible. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
SHE MAKES GORILLA SOUND | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Started well. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
She lands on her knuckles, gorilla style. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Then falls straight in to the mist. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
This is more her style. Something to swing from. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
GORILLA SOUNDS | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Second Log now. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
She's doing very well in these slippery conditions. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Technique in your han... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Ow! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Regardless, Queen Kong Emily apes home in 3:55. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:30 | |
Let's have a goosey gander at the leaderboard. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Meet Kevin aka Buttons from the world of panto. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
He loves dressing up and performing. Either that or he IS a bellboy. No, he's a performer. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:56 | |
Where are the big red balls? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
< Behind you. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Well, technically they're in front of you, but thanks for taking part. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
And now they're behind you. Excellent comic timing! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Really classic comedy character. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
How will Buttons do on the Yule Logs? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
That buttoned him up. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Someone just pressed Buttons' eject button. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
All very funny but will Kev go to the ball? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
-And by "ball" I mean "Wipeout Zone". -Only time will tell | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-It's behind me. -Well done. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
This is John from Liverpool. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
He's had more jobs than I've had Christmas dinners. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
And I've had, er... 21 Christmas dinners. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
When I first left college my job was selling ladies' knickers. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:56 | |
I used to be a bingo caller for a while and ended up as a singer in a drag queen bar in Gran Canaria. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
Amazing. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh, no! Oh, sorry... That's... | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Concentrate. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
-Put the kettle on, Johnny's here! -Well, he's polite. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
Yes... No! Is that blood? Oh, no, it's where the snow's come off. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh, for a moment then... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
The dog - no. Door - yes. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Ow! Oh! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
# Ain't that a kick in the head... # | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Aaah! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Here they are, the big red balls - or Christmas Baubles. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Here we go. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I love this guy! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Is he running? He's running. Yes, no, completely no! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
I'd love to say he started well here, but no, he just fell off. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
Good man. Come on, you can do it. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
I can't. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
You can. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
-I can't. -Sadly, he couldn't, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
and Johnny John had to retire early | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
with a little help from Eduardo Claus. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Talking of help, here are Wipeout's very own little helpers. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Meet Angela, she helps with cooking the Christmas dinner. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
I am beyond excited and I'm ridiculously festive. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
If I stuff one more turkey up my...turkey I'll be turkeyed! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Hayley from Harpenden is here to help with the Christmas Spirit. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
I love Christmas! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
And Model Nat helps with the Christmas dress code. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
We didn't make her. Less is more. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-Aren't you a little bit cold. -A little bit cold, yeah. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-It's winter, I've got my bikini on. -Goosebumps just looking at her. | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
Angela now on the Yule Logs. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Hopefully she's not started on her Christmas dinner yet, no! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
That's not comfortable. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Oh, no! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
Maybe party girl Hayley's dance moves will help her across. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
They might. What's that? Oh, that's no dance move I've ever seen. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
I could do that one! Yes, easy! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
She's rocking and banging | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
and hopping and falling. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Maybe No-Clothes Nat's sense of dress will help. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Someone's made her put some shorts on. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
She's on the second and looking good. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
-Will she be the first? -She's almost there. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-Nobody has done this yet today. -This could be it! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Aaah! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
No! Those Yule logs are impossible. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Perhaps what's needed is a little bit of Christmas magic. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
Well, this is a turn-up for the books. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
It's a real-life Christmas fairy! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Don't know what the mittens are for... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Maybe she's a nail-biter. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
Ooh! She's got a fairy wand too. I wonder if it works? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Ah, that spell went all wrong. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
My name's Gem, I'm the Winter Wipeout fairy. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
I'm extremely loud and very lairy. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Did she say "hairy"? Well, Gemma is a hairdresser, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
that kind of makes sense, I don't know. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Maybe. Oh, ow! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
That's going to hurt. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Hang on, she's back up and onto the second set. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Steady now, I don't want any more knocks to that little fairy face. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
-She's the first person today to do it! -She could do it! Yes... No! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh, no, more damage to the fairy face as well! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
What's that going to do? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Let's see how this goes. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
She's on and in control by the looks of it. Balanced... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
Poised, even. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
She's onto the second. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Just one jump left and the clock will stop. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
That wand works! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
She's done it! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Lairy Fairy Gemma posts a magical time of 3:25. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
It must have been the wand. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Couldn't resist - bought myself a wand of my own! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
I got this one cheap cos it's a left-handed model | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
and it didn't come with any instructions. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
But let's see what happens if I do this... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Give it a minute... | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
MUSIC: Theme from The Exorcist | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Raar! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Undo! Undo! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
That's not what I wanted. Control Z! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-Oh, sorry! -That's OK. I'm taking this wand back. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
How are you feeling to be standing here, Ffion? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Really excited. I can't wait to have a go. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
She's all in her PJs | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
waiting to get tucked up in bed for Santa Claus to come. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
I may be short, I may be squeaky, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
but me and this course are about to get freaky! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Freaky? Oh, OK. Crack on. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
This is Ffion, she's 23 and from Ammanford in Wales. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Oh! Getting freaky already. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
Back to her feet though and... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Oh, no, gone in, in her pyjamas. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
That reminds me of school swimming lessons. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
There'll be a rubber brick down there, | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
along with an old plaster. Don't touch it! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Second set of Snowmen for Ffion now. Come on. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
Oh! She's enthusiastic, I'll give her that. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
Ffion now realising how much waterlogged pyjamas actually weigh. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:42 | |
But she is squelching on regardless. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Nice footwork... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Poor door-work. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Christmas Conveyor carrying Freaky Ffion | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
towards the Big Red Baubles now. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Here we go, high hopes. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Oh, yes. Oh, magnificent! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
MUSIC: Theme from The Exorcist | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Oh, no, not again. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Look at that world-class festive flop. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Jimjams saturated with water, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Freaky Ffion's just got the Yule Logs to go. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
She's on, and she's safe...sort of. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Oh, ow! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Oh, ow. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
I'd like to make it quite clear | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
that I am not controlling that thing. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Hats off to whoever is though, I mean, it's brilliant. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
It's all right, it's Christmas. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Freaky Ffion reaches the finish in 5:41. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
-Fumbs up for her. -Whoo! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Snowboard-lovers listen up - | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Skiving Niall is still at the top. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Erica Bird-doo slips into fourth. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Snowman Snogger Trev | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
now drops to ninth. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
And clinging on with a Christmas wish | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
are Button-Up Kev, Freaky Ffion | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
and Little Helper Angela. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
But the next contestant | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
could be heralding change. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
This is Welshman Cai, and he's played the trumpet | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
in the Royal Albert Hall and the Sydney Opera house. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh, frozen spit-ball! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Can you give me a Christmas tune? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
HE PLAYS JINGLE BELLS | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
Away In A Manger! I love this one. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Bring on the trumpet! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
No, bring on the Snowmen! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
There you go. Oh! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-Oh! -Right in the valves. So that was how Cai used to sound | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
before he lost three ribs on the Snowman Splat. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Cai's on the Conveyor now | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
and looking remarkably well after that fall. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
They are tough these trumpeters. I spoke too soon. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
He's just hit a bum note. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Still, the windy Welshman | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
has reached the Yule Logs in a pretty good time. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
Having a less good time now he's aboard though. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Amazing, he's managing to stay perfectly still. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Ow! Oh, until then. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
But Windy Welshman Cai completes his concerto in three minutes 21, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:24 | |
and looks a bit, well, brassed-off. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
This is Bryn, a philosophy student. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
I admire philosophers for their wisdom and clarity of thought. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
So, eh...this, erm philly-sopholy, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
what exactly is it all about? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
It's about everything, you know, thinking...why we're here... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
What are we doing here, what's the meaning of life? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
And, eh, just... Uh... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Yeah, we could all not be here at all. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
But, eh, yeah... | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
'A great philosopher once wrote...' | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
"I think I could beat this course, therefore I can." | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
I'm getting a headache thinking about it. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Right, he's away. That's the main thing. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Oh, no, he didn't think that one through though, did he? No. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Maybe some more philosophical thought. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Second set of Snowmen now. Yes, that was a chin-stroker. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Granny's Grotto is next. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Oh, yes. Maybe grappling with the concept of snow in Argentina. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Is it to be or not to be? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Not to be. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Bryn getting carried away by his thoughts, and the Travelator. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:35 | |
Textbook philosopher's bounce there, that's how they all used to do it. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
For such a young philosopher, he has made a pretty big splash. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Bryn now considering the big questions in life, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
like why did he apply for Winter Wipeout? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Like life, this obstacle is full of ups and downs. Mostly downs. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
That was not very sopho-lil... Sopho-lil-ical. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
But Bryn The Thinker's a man of action. Look at that time! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
3:03, takes him to first place. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I'll bet he's pleased with that. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
I think... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm not sure, sorry. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
This is Tracy, a ski instructor. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
She's skied all the way from the Hertfordshire Alps, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
which must have taken a while. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
And this is Sam, a judo champion from High Wycombe. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
She's ranked fifth in Britain. These two women have a lot in common - | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
even discounting the blue coats and silly hats. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
They're both mums, and both are members of the sporty women society. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
So, Sam is first to take on the Qualifier. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
I'm Sam, I'm a fighter and I'm going to throw myself into this course! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Good! She's throwing herself the wrong way! Clock's started, Sam. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Go! That's it. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Get ready to see some judo-tastic moves. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Hai-Ya! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Ooh! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Hai-Ya Sam's got a fighting chance of getting through Granny's Grotto unscathed. Maybe. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:09 | |
Oh, judo pie! She'll need a breather after that. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
So Tracy, are you really confident you're going to win today? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
Yeah, of course I am. I'd like to do it and look quite good as well. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
Haven't got my helmet on! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Don't try this at home. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
A helmet's the one bit of ski wear that would have been useful. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Like there, for example. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
But Tracy's back on her skis | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
and becomes the first to clear Granny's Grotto today. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Hai-Ya Sam is about to have her first match with The Yule Logs. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
She's on, and straight into a judo sit. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Oh, no...not good. No, she's... | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
She's managed to break free, but the Yule Log's not done yet. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
Come on, Sam! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
Yes! She's over. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Now show that Yule Log who's the champion around here! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Trayski's attempt now. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
There's not much between these ladies at this point. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Look at this! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
Don't look at that! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
The helmet, Trayski. Where was the helmet? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
But helmeted or de-helmeted, Trayski clears the run in 3:30. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:32 | |
But it's Hai-Ya Sam who snatches the title, landing on the mat 21 seconds faster. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
17 runners down, three to go. And this is Stuart from Twickenham. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:44 | |
He...appears to be licking something. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
Is that hygienic? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
Do you love ice cream? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
I love ice cream! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
Ice cream just makes you happy! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:56 | |
OK! Now here's a man I can relate to. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
Although I don't, and never have danced like that. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
I'm the ice cream man! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
And I'm going to give this course a right good licking! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:10 | |
Stuart's actually a customer director for a big ice cream firm. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
He seems angry about something. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
Ice cream makes you happy, doesn't it? Makes me happy! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
This is looking good. No, it's bad. That's going to make him angrier. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
Oh, it looks like Mr Frosty gave HIM a licking. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
I'm the ice cream man! | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Granny's Grotto now for Soft Scoop Stu. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Ducks the pudding with aplomb, but gets well and truly done by the door. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:43 | |
Right in the chiller. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Stuart's onto the Yule Logs in double-quick time. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
Can he keep his cool, cream the competition and scoop the prize? | 0:28:56 | 0:29:00 | |
I'm the ice cream man! | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
And I'm going to give this course a right good licking! | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
No you didn't Stu, you fell off. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
What a flake. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Despite the falls, Soft Scoop Stu reaches the finish | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
in an ice-cool two minutes 37. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
That's got to make him happy, surely! | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
I think the course gave ME a good licking. Most definitely. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:24 | |
OK, two competitors left. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
And this is Olly from Kendal. He's a boxer. And this is Simon from Essex. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:32 | |
He's not a boxer. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
Says he's a contemporary dancer. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
Is that some? Yeah, that's it. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
So what other stuff do you like to do? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
My biggest hobby of all time is knitting. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
In fact, I've knitted something especially for you. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
It's a matching headband. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
I love it! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
You have to be kidding! What about me? | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
Brilliant! Olly's got me a cake. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
You are a Christmas pudding maker? | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
I am, fully qualified. Highly trained. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
So what is your recipe for success? | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
The most important ingredient, especially for Christmas, is joy and happiness. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
You think joy and happiness are going to get you round this course today? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
What? Er... It wasn't for me. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
I knew that. I didn't want it anyway. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
I'm a lean, mean Christmas pudding-making machine! | 0:30:22 | 0:30:26 | |
And I'm going to mix this course up! | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
You ate my Christmas pudding! Right, get on with it. He's away. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:35 | |
Oh, this is looking... | 0:30:35 | 0:30:36 | |
Definitely trying. Must be a sugar rush. Look at that! | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
Simon now... doing the human cross-stitch, what is that? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:45 | |
Go! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Can't hear through that hat. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:50 | |
Yes! He's off! | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Looking good! Quickly into the water. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
What a "knitwit". | 0:30:59 | 0:31:00 | |
Olly's onto the Baubles. Pretend they're puddings, that might help. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
No, he'll just eat them, even if they're mine! He flies! He flops! | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
And he falls into the water. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
A mammoth leap straight over Ball One and then, in he goes. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
Knitty Simon takes to the catwalk. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
Can he weave his way over the Baubles? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
One, two, three, oh! | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Best attempt today, but sadly it unravelled like a cheap tea-cosy. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:28 | |
Yule Logs now. Could Simon be on for a snowboard-topping time? | 0:31:30 | 0:31:34 | |
No! So close! | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
Pudding-maker Olly now. These two are neck-and-neck! | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
Ooh. Nifty! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
No! He's done a Simon! | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
There is nothing between these two now. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Knitty Simon climbs to the finish in a very impressive 2:22. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:52 | |
But look at this! Olly Pudding whisks himself straight to the top spot | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
with 2:19. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
The final scores are: | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
Olly Pudding at the top of the tree followed by Knitty Simon | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
and Soft Scoop Stu. Bryn The Thinker sits nicely in fifth place. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Whilst Tray-ski slaloms into ninth. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
Taking the final three qualifying places | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
are No Clothes Nat, Erica Birdoo and Queen Kong Emily. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
Apparently Knitty Simon DID get me a gift. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
Oh! | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
It's a...jumper...! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
-Are people wearing this sort of thing this year? -Yep. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
OK! In which case I shall wear it with pride | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
whilst waving a sentimental goodbye | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
to the eight contestants who never made it. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
-And...cut. -Burn it. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
This is how the Ski Lift works - the 12 remaining contestants each have a little platform to perch on | 0:33:27 | 0:33:32 | |
and a handle to hold. The whole thing rotates | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
and the aim is to stay upright and hurdle the two scary Ski Poles. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:39 | |
They get higher, knocking more people off until just five remain, all of whom go through to the next round. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:45 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
Hark, is that the sound of a beautiful Christmas carol I hear? | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
Nope, it's the sound of 12 contestants whining on a ski lift. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
Oh boy, are they about to get a great present, right in the mush! | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
Are you all ready? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:02 | |
Yeah! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
Ho, ho, ho! | 0:34:04 | 0:34:05 | |
Here's a little reminder of who's riding the Ski Lift today. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
Fastest in the Qualifier, it's Olly Pudding. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
The proof is in the pudding! | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
Mmm. Pudding. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
Hai-Ya Sam... Windy Welshman Cai... And Soft Scoop Stu. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
My friend Simon thinks he can dance. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
This time, darling, you haven't got a cha-cha-chance! | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
That's Knitty Simon. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Next it's No Clothes Nat... | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
I may be the Brummie, but I ain't no dummy. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
Trayski... | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Skiving Niall... | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
Lairy Fairy Gemma... | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
And Erica Birdoo. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
You've seen me fly, now watch me soar! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
I'm not being knocked off this perch! | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
Finally, there's Bryn the Thinker. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
And Queen Kong Emily. Getting a grip already. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
'Focused. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
'OK, it's spinning, here we go.' | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
# It's Christmas | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
# It's only just begun. # | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
It's snowing! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:15 | |
'Oh look, genuine delight on Amanda's face. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
'Look at the pretty flakes. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
'Oh, now the scary poles are in play. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
'They'll need to leap over both, which keep getting higher and higher. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:32 | |
'Niall not felled. Erica, birdie hop. Stuart, legs a Crimbo.' | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
It's like the 10 lords are leaping. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
'They are nearer 12 really. Come on guys, lift those legs. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
'Oh, Trayski! | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
'She is well and truly out.' | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
The ski instructor was the first to go. The irony of it all. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
This ski lift is like no other ski lift I have ever been on before. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Also, when you're skiing, it's really rare that big objects | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
come flying at you, and whack you in the legs. That caught me out a bit. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
'Yeah, obviously hasn't been skiing with me. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
'11 contestants remain, only five can go through. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
'Cake maker Ollie, rising nicely. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
'No-clothes Nat, struggling to hold on there. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
'Oh, looking like she might be in trouble. Takes a whack, and another. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
'Oh, it's brutal.' | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Poor Nat, got knocked off her ra-pa-pa-pums. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
'Nat's not how you do it! Bashed on the bottom. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
'Twice. She might be eating her Christmas dinner | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
'standing up this year.' | 0:36:38 | 0:36:39 | |
Ski lift experience is traumatic. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
I've got really womanly hands, they couldn't hack it. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
SCREAMS | 0:36:49 | 0:36:50 | |
'10 still standing. Those ski poles are inching higher. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
'Great upper body strength needed for this. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
'Queen Kong Emily grabbing on like a gorilla. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
'Oh, that's a direct hit though. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
'Swinging like a chimp, and walloped again. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
'Two are down. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
'What happened there? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
'Right, there's Sam, struck by the ski pole, but manages to hold on. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
'Then Emily takes a hit, but Hi-Ya Sam lost her grip and went for a dip. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:22 | |
'At the same time Emily took a hammering, and also fell. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
'Two swans a swimming, and out of Winter Wipeout.' | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
YELP | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
It is tough. You have to take real knocks. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
That ski lift is just so difficult to hold on. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
My gorilla strength did just didn't hold out. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
'With eight still standing it is goodbye girls, | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
'and hello Cai, leaping that ski pole like a pro. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
'And again. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
'Skiving Niall. Oh, he still holding on. This is Erica Birdoo. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:03 | |
'She is flying. Oh, she's falling. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
'Things took a turn for the worse | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
'for bird-loving Erica and she headed south early.' | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
Perhaps I feel a bit like a Christmas goose. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Perhaps a barn owl hunting over the pond. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
Probably not quite as gracious as one of those. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
'OK, seven contestants are still high and dry. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
'Next two to fall are out of the competition. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
'Ski poles really getting quite high now. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
'Niall, nails it. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:31 | |
'Getting the full brunt of the ski poles there. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
'That is Olympic level holding on. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
'Oh, hang on, someone's gone. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
'And again, what happened there? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
'OK, so that is windy Welshman Cai. Took a pole right in the peartree. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:50 | |
'This then is Niall after that incredible swing, | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
'he just took one hit too many. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
'Both just miss the chance to qualify' | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
No, no fanfare into the next round, that £10,000 | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
could have been a lovely Christmas present, but what can you do? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:05 | |
If I was to describe my experience of the ski lift - | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
pain, and an early bath. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:14 | |
That's it. You've got five. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
'So, left in the game and playing for next round are - | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
'Knitty Simon, Bryn the Thinker, | 0:39:20 | 0:39:25 | |
'Olly Pudding, Soft Scoop Stu, | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
'and Lairy Fairy Gemma.' | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Who will be the last man hanging? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
'Everyone's fighting for that Christmas bonus. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
'An Argentinian mince pie. Made with beef. Simon doesn't want it. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
'I don't blame him. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
'Gemma's jumping well, | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
'that thing is high now. Oh, no! She's in.' | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
Like a bauble off a Christmas tree. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
'A pretty big bauble, right onto Simon's head too. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
'Three left hanging. This is getting tense. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
'So who we got? Olly Pudding. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
'There's Soft Scoop Stu. And there goes Bryn the Thinker. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:14 | |
'He thunked therefore he dunked. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
'So which one of these two will be last man hanging? | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
'Both leaping those Ski Poles superbly. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
'They're up above waist height now! | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
'Stuart takes a blow, they're both hanging by a thread! | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
'Olly's in trouble, | 0:40:33 | 0:40:34 | |
'The pudding-maker's plunged! So Stuart wins the beefy mince pie. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:39 | |
# This Christmas | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
# Yeah this is Christmas | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
# Thank God it's Christmas | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
'Time for a sherry I think.' | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
As this festive edition of Winter Wipeout continues, | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
I can't help but start to think about Christmas presents. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
Because I haven't bought anything yet. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
I've got a nasty feeling all the shops are going to be shut. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
But I've got a backup plan! | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
There's a 24-hour plumbers near me | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
so I'm thinking - U-bend for my wife, | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
couple of jubilee clips for the kids, | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
and a toilet seat for the cat. And maybe I will treat myself | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
to a tiny brass tap. You can never have too many tiny brass taps. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:21 | |
What were we doing again? It's a tap. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
'The remaining five contestants aren't thinking about presents, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:36 | |
'they're thinking about the present. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
'And this is what they've got to do - | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
'there's a nasty spin, followed by a dash over the Winter Blunderland course, | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
'avoiding the giant ice cubes lobbed by the crafty chuckers stood on the mountain top. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
'Last man, or woman across is eliminated, | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
'and then it's more of the same in heat two. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
'Again, last one across is out, | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
'leaving just three contestants to tackle today's festive final.' | 0:41:56 | 0:42:01 | |
God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
There's going to be no rest now, and plenty of dismay, | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
it's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready? | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
(ALL) Yes! | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
No, no, go! | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
'Time for a reminder of who's still in the game. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
'Prancer - Olly Pudding. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
'Dancer - Knitty Simon. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
'Dasher - Soft Scoop Stu. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
'Vixen - Lairy Fairy Gemma, | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
'And I can't remember any more reindeer names! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
'Bryn the Thinker - | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
'Rudolf! Too late. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
'So, the Winter Wizzy's stopped and Simon's first out of the blocks. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
'But Stuart's joined him on the Frosty Flipper. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
'These two are neck and neck. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
'Bryn takes a tumble, it's back to the start for him. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
'But Olly's safe, for now. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:06 | |
'Stuart's leading, while Gemma's taking it steady, unsteady. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
'Lucky throw! | 0:43:11 | 0:43:12 | |
'He's past the Crank Shaft and first to tackle the Ro Terror Tator. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
'He's going the wrong way! Opps. That leaves the path clear for Simon. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:23 | |
'Nifty footwork, perhaps the Essex boy's got a bit of Irish in him. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:27 | |
'He's onto the Iceberg! Come on Simon, Take your time, | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
'and then, when you're ready... Don't do that! | 0:43:30 | 0:43:34 | |
'Olly, meanwhile, is onto the Ro Terror Tator. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
'Can he be first across? Nope. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
'Bryn's taking refuge behind a wobbly foam partition. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
'He doesn't like the ice cubes. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
'Simon back on the Ro Terror Tator again. He's been here before, | 0:43:47 | 0:43:51 | |
'can he make the next jump though? | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
'Yes! Knitty Simon is through to heat two. I love modern dance. | 0:43:55 | 0:44:02 | |
'Assuming that's it, is it? | 0:44:02 | 0:44:03 | |
'Or did he just fall over, I don't know? | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
'Stuart's not far behind though, | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
'Sunk, again! Olly, | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
'Must be getting dizzy. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
'The longer he stays on, the worse it gets. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
'Very dizzy now. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:20 | |
'Olly's safely through and joins Simon in the second heat.' | 0:44:20 | 0:44:25 | |
-Yes! -Think he's happy? | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
'Two places left. This is Gemma.' | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
Gemma is not having the best of luck today. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
'Bryn, however, has made it onto the Ro Terror Tator. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
'Onto the Iceberg now. Yes! And Bryn the Thinker's through as well. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:44 | |
'That means either Stuart here, or Gemma, somewhere else, | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
'is going out. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
'No! That slip could cost Stuart his place in game. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
'Gemma. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
'Can she beat the Frosty Flipper? | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
'At last! | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
'Just the rest of Blunderland to go now. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
'But somehow Stuart's stolen a march on her, despite a tinsel malfunction. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:15 | |
'This time Stuart, you can do it, No you can't. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:21 | |
'Can someone move my cab back ten minutes? Might be here for a bit. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:26 | |
'OK, an hour actually. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
'Unless they both keel over with exhaustion first, | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
'one of these two is going through to the second heat. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
'OK, Stu's onto the Iceberg. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
'One jump to the finish and it's all over for Gemma. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
'Can he do it this time? Yes! | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
'Stuart's through! | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
'I'm exhausted just watching! | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
'But sadly it's goodbye to Gemma the Lairy Fairy.' | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
OK, first of all, I had completely given up all hope, | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
that you weren't going to get anywhere near the end, | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
and then the spirit of Christmas was with you and you almost did it! | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
It was the fairy magic. What more can I say? | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
'Round two, just like before, last one across gets eliminated. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
'This is one way to get that Boxing Day feeling | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
'without even touching the egg-nog. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
'They're off! Slowly. Here's Simon tottering his way to the flipper. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:21 | |
'Calm, composed, almost came a cropper. Olly and Stuart now. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:27 | |
'Double trouble! No, just single trouble, Olly fell in. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
'Knitty Simon's onto the crank. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
'Oh, and a bit of bottom end knock there. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
'Stuart now. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
'Not had the best luck on Blunderland so far today. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
'But this is looking good, | 0:46:45 | 0:46:46 | |
'Not again surely? | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
'Quickly onto the Ro Terror Tator though, and now the Iceberg. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:55 | |
'But this is where it's all been going wrong for Stuart, | 0:46:55 | 0:47:00 | |
'He's done it again! Or rather, not done it again. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
'Knitty Si takes a hit. They're bunching up. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
'Well, Bryn isn't. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
'He's opted for another swim. But this is Olly now. Simon watching. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
'And Olly's onto the Iceberg. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
'Can he be the first to bag a spot in the Winter Wipeout Zone? | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
'Yes! He's through. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
'Celebratory pudding stir there, puts Simon right off! | 0:47:29 | 0:47:33 | |
'Only two places left, Come on, Bryn! Don't think the brainy man's beaten. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:40 | |
'I'm guessing that was Stuart again, Simon onto the Ro Terror Tator. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:48 | |
'Oh, very cool stepping onto the Iceberg. Not so cool on the exit. Bryn The Thinker now.' | 0:47:50 | 0:47:55 | |
Oh, this could be the meaning of life | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
'Could also mean he's through to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
'Go on Bryn, make this last jump, and you are. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
'This final jump has been the undoing of so many contestants today. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
'Can Simon join Olly in today's final? Makes it onto the Iceberg, | 0:48:11 | 0:48:16 | |
'And steps into the Winter Wipeout Zone! Great work Simon. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:20 | |
'One place left then, will it be Stuart or Bryn? Stuart's in the lead. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
'Could his time finally have come? | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
'Yes! After more goes than anyone EVER, | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
'Soft Scoop Stu is through to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:34 | |
'Which means, sadly, it's game over for Bryn.' | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
You spent the first part of that course, just standing there, | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
philosophising yourself from what way you are going to take it in. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:44 | |
What was going on? | 0:48:44 | 0:48:45 | |
Just thought I would have a good think about the course. It didn't work. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
And so this Christmas tale is almost at an end. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
The presents are wrapped and under the tree, | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Amanda has made her famous turkey and chocolate orange pizza, yum, | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
and there's just the small matter of crowning | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
the Winter Wipeout Christmas Champion. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
It's the hardest thing I've ever done. I say that with confidence. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
When I crossed that finish line on Winter Blunderland, | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
I thought I had done all the other pudding mixes in the world proud. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:15 | |
I made the final! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Stuart is a big strong guy, he's going to be tough to beat. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
He's old, I think I can do him. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
I consider Stuart to be a bit of a rival, but I saw how tired he got, | 0:49:22 | 0:49:26 | |
and I think I might be in with a chance of beating him. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
There's quite a bit of energy left in the old dog yet. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
Simon's spends a bit too much time knitting. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
I think he's a wolf in sheep's clothing with his knitted jumpers, and his hat, and a scarf. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:40 | |
He might have strong fingers, but you need quick feet, I don't think he's got that. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:44 | |
Anyone who thinks I'm a Nelly because I knit - | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
say that to my face, and I'll shove a needle in your eye and a crochet hook in your ear. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:50 | |
The Christmas pudding man from Kendal. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
I think Ollie has a bit of a cocky nature. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
He'll be going for it harder than anybody tonight. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
I think the fact that Ollie has a tendency | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
for Christmas puddings might be his downfall. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
Sugar Plum Fairy, light and airy - that's me. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
Twinkle toes all the way across. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
I definitely hope to be more Mr Whippy than soft scoop tonight. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:13 | |
Winning Winter Wipeout would be the best Christmas present | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
anyone could ever wish for. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
So, that's them and this is what they're about to face. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:28 | |
First it's a flying lesson on the Flingymajig. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
Then it's a lesson in scrambling on the North Pole. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:34 | |
They're cold, hard and uncomfortable - it's the Icy Stairs. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:38 | |
Imagine a big rubber mallet, times it by three - | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
that's the Ice Picks. Dangly and dangerous - the Frightcicles. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
Finally, easily the hardest obstacle ever - The Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:50 | |
Do that lot, hit the button, stop the clock. Fastest man wins. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
I'm so excited. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
Santa's coming. Santa's coming! | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
Wait, there was something else, wasn't there? | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
Oh! The Wipeout Zone. And Stuart is the first to go. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:11 | |
Soft Scoop Stu sits in the Flingymajig, | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
waiting to get scooped up and dunked in the water. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
And a Merry Christmas to you. Here's your present. A free flight. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:24 | |
You're welcome to that. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
-Come on, Stuart. -With the spirit of Christmas in his heart | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
and a gallon of water up his nose, | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
Stuart starts his expedition to the North Pole. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:41 | |
Unfortunately for him, Eduardo Claus forgot to grit it. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:44 | |
But that doesn't seem to be an issue for Stuart. Look at him go. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:48 | |
It's the Icy Stairs now. On to the first. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
Stu grabs on for dear life. Those things are viciously bumpy. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:58 | |
Let's hope he doesn't get thrown off. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
Oh, yeah, that's it. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Remember, Stuart is setting the time to beat, | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
so he needs to get a wriggle on to win that Wipeout trophy. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
Starts his downhill decent. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
Oh, no! | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
That is not good news for the ice cream man. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
A fall at this stage means he has to swim right back to the start. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
Here we go again. First set of steps. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
Ooh...! Slight slip but a quick recovery. Good man. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
-Looking confident now. -That's it. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
This is where it all went wrong before. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
-And it's not looking good. -No! | 0:52:38 | 0:52:39 | |
Hanging on. Just. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
-Hallelujah! -He's back on track | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
And he's done it! | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
-Yes! -Now for the Ice Picks. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:54 | |
Oh. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
Oh, no! | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
Stuart takes the plunge again. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
That's really going to cost him some time. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
He can ill afford that mistake. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Climbs the ladder starting to look a bit cream-crackered. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:12 | |
Stuart's about to face a punch bag extravaganza, | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
also known as the Frightcicles. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
He's off! Go, go, go! And he's safely in the middle. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:22 | |
Those platforms have to be perfectly aligned for this exit to work. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:26 | |
Yes! He's done it! One more obstacle left. The Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:30 | |
And they are tricky. Really tricky. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:34 | |
Up he goes... Down he goes. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
It's been gruelling for him. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
But, of course, this could still be the fastest time today. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
We don't know what the others will do. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
With one big, final push... Stuart climbs to a stonking finish! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:51 | |
4:57 may not be super-quick | 0:53:51 | 0:53:52 | |
but he's shown true Christmas spirit. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:56 | |
Well done, Stuart. You did that in a time of 4:57. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:02 | |
Yeah! I beat five minutes! | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
-You know what this means. Yours is still the time to beat. -Yeah, I'm a winner so far. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:09 | |
-Simon is the next to go. Let's watch. -OK, Simon. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
Knitty Simon sitting comfortably there. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:16 | |
All you people at home, | 0:54:16 | 0:54:17 | |
don't you wish you had an armchair like this for Christmas? | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Not really, I'm fine with my own. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Oh, that's a landing and a half. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
Oh, belly flop! | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
Oh, no, what's happened to Simon? Oh, no. | 0:54:38 | 0:54:43 | |
Unfortunately, that belly flop winded Simon, | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
meaning he had to withdraw from the competition. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
And so, alas, | 0:54:54 | 0:54:55 | |
there will be no more interpretive dance on the show tonight. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:59 | |
Apart from this... | 0:54:59 | 0:55:00 | |
Actually, I'm quite good at this. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
So that means Olly Pudding is next to go. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
This is the best Christmas present ever. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
I should wait. You haven't landed yet. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:12 | |
Here we go. Geronimo! He's in the air for ages. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:16 | |
You can scream. It's gravity now. Nothing you can do. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
Olly has to beat Stuart's time of 4:57. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
-Oh, Olly! -Come on! | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
Can he do it? | 0:55:29 | 0:55:30 | |
Swim to the North Pole first. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
He's up. A bit wobbly but his feet are firmly on. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:38 | |
Icy Stairs next. A brave leap. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
And he seems to be keeping his balance. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
Needs to keep this up if he doesn't want a dip in the drink like Stu. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:50 | |
Oh...ho! | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Those stairs are giving him a proper bumpy ride. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
He can't actually get to his feet but he needs to. | 0:55:56 | 0:56:01 | |
Hanging around forever. Yes...he's reached the top. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
BOTH: O-o-oh! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Those stairs really don't like Olly. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
-And there's absolutely nothing to hold on to. And he's off! -No! | 0:56:10 | 0:56:15 | |
Back to the start he goes. Olly fell off earlier than Stuart... | 0:56:15 | 0:56:20 | |
but it could still be second time lucky. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
-Concentrating now. -Come, Olly! | 0:56:25 | 0:56:27 | |
Balance and moving. Stuart's shouting probably doesn't help. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:32 | |
Can he make it back down? Solid landing! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:36 | |
Just managing to hold on. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:37 | |
He needs to get off there as quickly as possible. Final step. And off. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:41 | |
Ice Picks are next. That's certainly broken the ice. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:47 | |
But he's out of the water quickly and onto the Frightcicles. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
Waiting his turn. And he's off. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:54 | |
That was close. | 0:56:55 | 0:56:57 | |
Can he make the exit run. Here he goes. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
He's made it! Down the slope. Just the Impossible Snowflakes left. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:05 | |
Olly is on. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:08 | |
Although, this obstacle is impossible. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
He's gone upside down. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
-And now he's gone wet. -Oh, he's in the water. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
But his time's looking good. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
Quickly up the ladder. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
He's done it! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
3:36 seconds. Over to Amanda to break the good news. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
There is only one person qualified | 0:57:34 | 0:57:38 | |
to award the Winter Wipeout Christmas trophy tonight. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:42 | |
It's Santa! | 0:57:43 | 0:57:44 | |
OK, guys. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
The Winter Wipeout Christmas champion is... | 0:57:49 | 0:57:54 | |
Olly! | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
So Oliver Appleby, the Christmas pudding-maker from Kendal, walks off with £10,000 | 0:58:02 | 0:58:07 | |
and a thoroughly festive Winter Wipeout Trophy. | 0:58:07 | 0:58:10 | |
Oh, my! He's here! | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
And he's enormous. Santa, can I have my present please? | 0:58:12 | 0:58:16 | |
Let me see if you're on my list. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
-I've got a Rachel Hammond. -That'll do. I mean... | 0:58:19 | 0:58:21 | |
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: ..that's me. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
-There you go, Rachel. -Thank you. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
That's all for tonight. From Amanda and me | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
and Santa and my new bike, have a very merry Christmas. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:33 | |
-Has it got gears? -Yeah. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:35 | |
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