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Glorious, sunny Buenos Aires, Argentina. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Not somewhere you'd normally associate with this... | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
This... Or especially this. Who is that? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Anyway, in this age of global warming there's one small corner | 0:00:09 | 0:00:14 | |
of South America that looks like this. It's where a group of lucky Britons, | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
including a bus mechanic, a roller derby girl and a sheep farmer | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
will shiver and slide their way to becoming Winter Wipeout champion | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
and ski off with a cool £10,000 prize. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Time to break the ice, let the games begin. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Welcome to Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Now, unlike the Arctic conditions down there, things in here are nice and toasty. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
I've got my Peruvian mountain climber's bonnet, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
my Siberian sheepskin slippersocks | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
and my vintage British hot air blaster. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Hoh! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
I am absolutely boiling. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Actually I'm feeling a bit wobbly, can we turn it off? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Seriously, I think I might be sick. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Here's how the course looks today. I feel funny. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
The Qualifier - an icy reception. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Ski Lift - the cold shoulder. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Winter Blunderland - chances of conquering it, way below zero. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
And finally, the Wipeout Zone. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Cold, hard... That's it. It's cold and it's hard. And cold. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
Which is more than I can say for me right now. Oh, hot! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
Cancel my warming Scotch broth and hot toddy. Please. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
In fact, quickly, let's go to Amanda before I faint. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I'm losing focus... Things are going blurry, hot... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Joining me now at the top of the almighty, all-powerful, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
all-conquering Winter Wipeout Qualifier is the lovely Laura. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-How are you? -Fantastic, Amanda. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Though I don't really rate my chances, to be honest. -Oh. Why not? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
Well, I haven't been doing a lot of sport recently but I can do limbo though. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
-Oh, brilliant. -And I've brought you one of these. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Oh, lovely, OK, right. I'm in the zo... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
OK, I'm... Waaahh, I'm in the limbo zone. Go for it. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-Ooh! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Laura, that was absolutely amazing. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
But unfortunately there is nothing to go under on this course, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
you pretty much have to go OVER everything. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Woo hoo, come on, Amanda! -Well, she's a little bit excitable, isn't she? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
HORN BLOWS | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Woo hoo! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
Well, Limbo Laura is off. Oh, what a way to start! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
That's an early friction burn. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Whatever akimbo is, Laura's legs are it. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
While she recovers it's time to take a quick peek at today's first obstacle. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Man has conquered Everest. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Another man fluked his way up K2. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
And someone took a really brisk walk up Mount Snowdon. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
SHEEP BLEATS | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
But no-one has ever beaten the Icy Hillock of Doom. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Primarily because this is the first time we've ever seen it. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Today's mountaineers will also face these logs made of real wood laminate | 0:02:45 | 0:02:51 | |
on their approach and descent. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
23-year-old Limbo Laura taking the first log in her stride. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
# Climb every mountain... # | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
And she's straight onto the Icy Hillock of Doom. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Up she goes... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
and down again, yeah. Oh! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
And logged on... And she's logged off. Only the fastest | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
12 will qualify for the next round, so every second counts. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
There's one...and there's another. They're all counted. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Granny's House now. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
She's a sweet old thing as long as you discount the pie, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
the sweeper, the doors and the dog. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Timing is everything when you pay her a visit. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
The curtains are twitching as Laura heads to the front porch. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Choosing her moment. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Ooh... Ooh, this is superb! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Dog, done. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, no! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Should've limboed it. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Ooh, I think she just lost her teeth. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Yeah, they'll be collected later. They're worth money. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Laura's a marketing executive from south London. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
But will she be able to "executively market" the next obstacle... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
No, that didn't work, does it? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
It's the Big Red Balls | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
with a supersonic forward-propelling device, the Travelator. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
See? No choice any more. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Here goes, safely on. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Well done. But here is the hard bit now. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Great jump... Oh! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Limbo Laura leapt like a...something beginning with L. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
But that's a...lemur? Leopard? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Er, llama? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
What's next? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Ah, it's this pair of oversized wonky bookshelves, the Log Jam. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:36 | |
With help from the rotating blade and fiery ring, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
they'll be sure to cause havoc. Come on, Laura. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
She's setting the time to beat. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Limbo queen. This should be easy peasy, lemon squeezy. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
It's a long way down! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I imagine so, actually. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Yes, it's even further to the nearest hospital, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
but here she goes... Oh, ooh! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Didn't manage to limbo that but she's hanging on. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
This is quite a recovery. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Yep, tactical headbutt and over. Textbook. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Grappling with the fiery ring now. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
She must climb through and not under...or over! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Oh, it looks tricky, this. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Hard to say but I think she's done it. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Which leaves one final jump... Oh! No, that wasn't it. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
I don't know why she was that close to the edge. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
At least she's having a good time. Look, smiling. That's nice. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Limbo Laura limbers to the finish in a respectable 3:45. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Will it be fast enough to send her through to the next round? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
I don't know yet. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
You smiled all the way round, even when Granny opened her door | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
and smacked you in the face with it. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
I won't deny, I found that quite rude. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
I shan't be visiting her again soon. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Well, Granny's not going to be short of visitors today. Who's next? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
This is 24-year-old Darren from Canterbury. He's magic. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
Hello. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
-What's your best trick, then? -Let me show you. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Hang on a second. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
-Sorry, that's a very pants joke. I won't bother with that. -Uh-huh, yep. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:02 | |
Bit of a sad story, actually. I bought myself a wallet the other day. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
I got all the way here and all of my money had completely disappeared. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
'He is magic, that's magic!' | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
That's... That's it. Too windy for that. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
My name's Dazzling Darren but most people call me | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
The Magical Wizard and I'm going to make this course... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
look like an illusion. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
OK(!) | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Dazzling Darren's out of the starting blocks. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Ooh...ow! His first trick, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
escape from that pool without a stomach bug. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Now that IS magic. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
# Climb every mount... # | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
That was easier than I'd hoped, actually. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Making light work of the Logs again. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Right. Well, Granny's House next. Can he pull it out of the hat? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
Ducks the Cream Pie... Oh, not the door. No. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Where's he gone? He's disappeared. He's good at this magic thing. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
And like magic, he's up and heading towards Tevez... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Dodged. Approaching Granny's back door with caution now, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
I don't blame him. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Yes...no, no! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Oh, just clipped him as he tried to escape. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
# ..I'm a magic man. # | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
Darren is flying round the Qualifier. Travelator next. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Can he conjure up something special here for us? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Here we go. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, amazing! Ooh, look at that. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Paul Daniels would be proud of that performance...I imagine. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Great wedge and then a backwards dive into the wintry waters below. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Just the Log Jam to go for the mini-magician. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Ooh! A-grade Hollywood jump there, superb work. Look at that. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Bit of a roll as well. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Can Darren get into the Magic Circle? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Ooh, yes, using his head to break the fall. Clever. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Now for the final trick. -Now you see him... -Argh! -..Now you don't. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
Ah, a magical moment to cherish forever. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
# Magic moments... # | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Now You See Him, Now You Darren reaches the finish | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
in three minutes, 53 seconds. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
See? Magic. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-# Fruit salad... # -This is Sophia from Cornwall. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
You might think an ordinary cider promo girl, but no. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
She leads an amazing double life. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
For when Sophia goes near a foam-padded, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-winter themed obstacle course she turns into... -SONG: "I Just Can't Get Enough" | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
..a Lycra-clad Cornish superhero. What are the chances? It's amazing. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
And she's off. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
The start being more rotten apple than superhero, I think. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-She's got good "core" strength. -She has... Oh, I see. Ow. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
# Climb every mountain... # | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
That song's really starting to grate now. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Are we going to have it every time? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Headed for the Big Balls and this is a big run-up. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Yes! Oh... Bruised apple. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Sophia the Professional Apple breaks the course | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
but thankfully no bones. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
The Log Jam. Not wasting any time. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
She's on but getting a rocky ride. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Just the ring and a jump stand between her and a very fast time. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Ow-ooh! Ho-ho! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Apple turnover there from Sophia. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
But she climbs to the finish in a very quick 2:13. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
She's top banana. What a peach! What an apple! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
I would love to be the first apple to make it through to the next round | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
but I don't know if I did. Hopefully. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Too late, I'm afraid. A cooking apple won the celebrity show in 2003. Pay attention! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
And there's a lot of support from Sophia's friends and family here. Well done, Sophia. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
-CHEERING -Yeah, well done, it's an achievement! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:55 | |
Who let you in here? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
A fish finger? Get out. Go on, leave. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Three contestants down, a whole lot more to go. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Seriously, you need somebody on the door cos that could happen again. Honestly. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
This is sheep farmer Phil from Pembrokeshire. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
SHEEP BAA | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Come on, come on. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Up against Phil is Chrissy Shepherd from Havant. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
You see where this is going? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
SHE GRUNTS | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
PHIL: Get off moy lahhnd! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
That wasn't me. This is Shepherd Versus Shepherd. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Who's the shepherdier? Who's the shepherdiest? Is that a word? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
This is for all the Preseli Mountain sheep farmers. Baa-ring it on! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:38 | |
-SHEEP BAAS -Well, there's the starting baa. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
And Phil's gone for the power-rock knee slide. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Don't see many of those these days. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-PHIL: Get off moy lahhnd! -Now the turn of Chrissy. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
At 46, she's the younger shepherd by a year. Ow! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
Phil's used to chasing sheep across mountains...probably. I don't know what they do. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
He's made light work of the Hillock of Doom though, and now the Logs. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
Oh. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
That was a "baaaaa-d" move, Phil. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Chrissy on the Hillock now. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
They're neck and neck. So now for the Logs, here we go. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Ooh, yes, she's made it! Oh, no, she hasn't. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Time for a sheep dip. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Here's Phil at Granny's House. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Hops the dog, good work. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
Oh, no, flap in the face. Another one... Oh, and he's off. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Pushing on to the Log Jam. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Makes the first jump but that is really bucking now. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
A seasoned rodeo rider would struggle with that. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Probably wouldn't have been doing it, to be fair. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Looks almost graceful. Almost. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
So, can Chrissy do any better? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Oooh, cautious...and yes, she has. Headed straight for the Fiery Ring. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
I think... Yes, yes! Makes it through... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, and into the water to cool off afterwards. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
A bedraggled Chrissy reaches the finish in four minutes, 35 seconds. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
But what's this? Phil's finished with 3:10, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
which means he's definitely the shepherdiest. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
That showed the shepherd! The other shepherd, that is. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Oi, you! Down! Get off my land! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
That's no way to treat a lady, Phil. Shame on you, you shepherd, you. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
This is bus mechanic Joe from Sutton Coldfield. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
He's... Joe? Joe? Is he lost? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
There? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Oh, did somebody... It's snow, mate. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
There's a spot on the floor. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, this isn't going well. He's scuffed the snow. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Great! That's it. There you go, double thumbs. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Joe, the wheels on my bus have stopped going round. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
How do I fix it? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
-I don't know. -Well, you're not a very good bus mechanic, are you? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
I never said I was good, I just said I was a bus mechanic. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
I've fallen out of a bus. I once drove one into a post. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Pretty clumsy, wherever I am. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Erm, I'm... Yeah... | 0:13:04 | 0:13:10 | |
I don't know what clumsy things I did. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-There's that many of them. -Good luck! -Thank you. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
Oh, mind the sign, Joe. That can happen. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
This should be good. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Right, he's off. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -And here's the first test. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Oh... | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Oh, well, he did say he was clumsy. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Come on, let's give Joe a chance. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Granny's House and ample room for clumsiness here, I'd say. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Avoids the Sweeper and the Cream Pie. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Dodges the door as well! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Looking good. Pooch is passed. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
And... Oh, no! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
The wheels on the bus go... I don't know, squelch, squelch, squelch. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
But accident-prone Joe is battling on, shoeless now. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
What a hero! Now the Balls. Here we go. Yes! Oh, wow! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
I could see that coming. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Hazardous Joe needs neither shoe nor sock now. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
This guy's going places. He's determined, isn't he? This is good. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-Great leap there. -Oh, Joe! -Great headbutt as well. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-Joe has to go through the Ring before he can head for the finish. -Careful! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
That's what he's doing now. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Yes, he's done it, he's through. Just one final leap. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Where's he going? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Come on, Joe, come on! Clumsy. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Despite a few mishaps, Hazardous Joe reaches the icy peak | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
in a very strong two minutes, 31 seconds. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Now, I don't think anyone's ever lost not just their shoe | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
but their sock as well. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-Only you, Joe. -I need that back, I'm going out tonight! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Don't, don't let him. Hazardous, pure disaster. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
While somebody mends the Qualifier let's have a look at the snowboard. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
So top of the tree is Sophia the Professional Apple, | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
with Hazardous Joe in second. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Now You See Him, Now You Darren has magicked himself into third place. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:06 | |
Shepherdiest Phil is grazing in fourth | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
with Limbo Laura just behind | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
-while Chrissy... -Get off my lahhnd! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
..is in sixth. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
But there are still 13 competitors to go, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
all hoping to make the top 12. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
One of those hoping to effect change in the standings | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
is roller derby player, Steph. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
SCREECHING | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
CRASH! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
-Yeah, she's going to need that helmet. -SHE ROARS | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
I'm going to attack this course, roller girl style. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Ooh, she's a tough chick. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
HORN BLOWS | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
And Steph is going for it. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Ooh! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
Oh! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Oh, yeah. Always good to start an obstacle course | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
with a bit of whiplash(!) | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Roller Steph attempts to skate past Granny's House now. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Pie dodge, door bump. She's OK though. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
BARKING | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
Beware the dog. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Beware the door. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Yes... Oh. Don't be there. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Steph's been very aggressive so far. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-Can she defeat these Balls? -Check this out. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Here she goes... Oh, hello! Maybe she can. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Oh-ho-ho! Jumps to the second. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh, Roller Steph kind of rolls in. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Wah wah waaah! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
The Log Jam. It's tough, but Steph's pretty tough too. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Easily onto the first. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Ooh, balancing... Yes, on to the Second Log. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Wrestling with the Ring now. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Ooh...but gets through it, I think. Yes, she is. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
Ooh, nearly falls! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
But Steph's made it to the finish | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
and just seven seconds slower than Hazardous Joe, | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
which means she skates into third place, nice going. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Next to tackle the Qualifier is Dapper Dom from London, | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
who either didn't read the dress code, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
or has a very loose definition of "sportswear". | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
I'm so excited right now to be joined by Dom | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
who is a Government policy adviser. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Dom, so what is it exactly that you do? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
Well, it's sort of creating a strategy that goes with Government policy to allow... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
This sounds like a man with qualifications. Almost as many as me. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
..What they need to do with the Government | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
and just gives it a little bit of this and a bit of that. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
From that we would actually start disseminating it down | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
the business and operationalising it. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Give it a little bit of this, a bit of that. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh, look, he can't "operationalise" that umbrella. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
Right, he has. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Dom's off, and the bowler hat has stayed on. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
Ooh, still on. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Is it glued on, do you think? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Come on, Dom. Operationalise that log. Oh! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Hoo hoo hoo! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
And the hat is off... Yeah, it's off. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Fortunately Dom's got a contingency plan, a pink hat. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Time for Dom to strategise the Balls. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Ah... Yeah. Bad strategy. Didn't work out. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
So civil servant Dom just has the Logs to go. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
And he's onto the first... | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
and straight off the first. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
Yeah, that motion wasn't passed. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
And Dom operationalises to the finish in just under four minutes. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
But it did tragically cost him his hat. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Look at Eduardo. Finders keepers. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
And that's actually a law in Argentina. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
What do you think? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
I think it makes me look handsome and yet financially astute. Huh? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:26 | |
I suit a hat, me. I've been told. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
So to give you a clue as to where the next contestant comes from, I'm going to put on another hat. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:33 | |
Yeah? That's right. Yeah. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
She's from the home of berets. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
Venezuela. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
No, France! I meant France! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
C'est Elodie. Elle est Francaise... which means she's French, you know. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
To multi-linguistic Amanda. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Bonnet de douche, Elodie, bonnet de douche. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Bonjour! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Nous, I mean "we", join Elodie at Granny's House | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Well, that wasn't une obstacle at all. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Oopsie. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Granny's House IS though. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
-BARKING -Elodie hesitates for the dog. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh, zut alors! You see, multi-lingual. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
# Combien pour ce chien dans la vitrine? # | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
BARKING | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Elodie is a circus performer, so maybe that will help on Les Logs. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
Non. It didn't help un petite bit, even. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Elodie ends up in "le poulet". | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
La Elodie finishes in a time of trois minutes and 47 seconds. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
SPEAKING IN FRENCH | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Elodie's not the only one that struggled with that pesky Log Jam. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
It's caused a few painful finishes so far, like this. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
And this. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
And... Ow! This. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
So far today, only Roller Steph has conquered the Log Jam | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
but can these three lovely assistants follow her lead? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
First of the trio is Rachel, the care assistant. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-Hi, Rachel. -Hello, you all right? -I'm all right, how are you? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
-You all right? -Not too bad! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Then there's Tori, the legal assistant. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
I'm actually petrified, I'm so scared. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-Don't be scared. -I don't want to cry. -Give me a hug. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Give me a Wintery Wipeout hug. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
And making up the assistant trinity it's Jo, who's a...choir assistant. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
I do a lot of humming. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
SHE HUMS A SINGLE NOTE | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Mm. So, can Jo Hummer hit the high notes on the Log Jam? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:39 | |
No, no, just a bum note. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Next assistant, please! This one's broken. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
It's Tori's go on the Logs. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Makes it onto the second log. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
Squeezing through the Fiery Ring. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Nearly there. Come on, Tori! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Yes! She's nearly done it. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
This is it, she's almost over. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
No. No. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Tori was about 60% on there. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
Another Log Jam failure. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Finally, care assistant and Yorkshire lass Rachel | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
versus the Logs. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Good start. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
One leg through. Doesn't look too comfortable. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Now, oh...yes, now she's through. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Come on, Rachel! Do it for the assistants. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
For assistants everywhere. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Yes! Rachel didn't need any assistance at all. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Second person over the Logs today | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
and a time of four minutes 57. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
She may not top the leaderboard, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
but she certainly stuck it to the Log Jam. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Now, this is 36-year-old Justin, a ker-azy local radio presenter. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
That doesn't necessarily mean he's annoying. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
I was one as well once, you know, that's where I started. All that time ago. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Boom, boom, shake, shake, shake the room! Wicky, Wicky, Winter Wipeout. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
I'll give him one more chance. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Granny's got some Megadeth on the gramophone. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Glad she's out of her Slipknot phase. That was terrible. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Oh, Wet Wet Wet. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
These are all records I'm talking.... | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
I suspect the Doors are off his playlist. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
But he's back up... Oh, no, he's double teamed by door and dog. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
# And they called it puppy love... # | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
Yes, for local radio presenters everywhere. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Oh, Justin, Justin. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
Justin is about to take on the Big Red Balls. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Go on Justin, you can do it. Wow! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Boom boom, shake your cerebral cortex there. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Despite spending a lot of time in the wicky, wicky water | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
Just In Justin is just in at two minutes 48 seconds. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Next into battle is Zulu! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Yep, that's his actual name. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
And with a name like Zulu, | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
this 20-year-old must be a bloodthirsty, angry, | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
fearless warrior. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
HOLLERS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
COUGHS | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Sorry. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I'm studying computer science and I'm currently in | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
the City of Birmingham Symphony Youth Orchestra | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
playing violin, but I dabble on the piano as well. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
How do you think you're going to stand upright on the Big Red Balls? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Run fast, jump really high, but fall really softly. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
That shall from here on in be named as the Zulu Method. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
It's a Zulu charge! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
It's a Zulu slip, as well. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Student Zulu reaches Granny's House. Watch the door! Just about. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
Now past Tevez. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Here we go. Yes...no. Bad, ouch. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Like Michael Caine, that door clearly has an issue with Zulus. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
Right, prepare to witness | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
the now famous "Zulu Method". | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Run fast, jump really high, but fall really softly. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
I've got a bad feeling about this. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Needs work. But, wow, nonetheless... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
Well, he DID run fast. He DID jump high. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
It's just the whole landing softly bit. That didn't work. No. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Log Jam now. I wonder if Zulu's got a method for this? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Wow...he has, he's flying across! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Look at that! One jump to go. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
And he's made it! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Two minutes 12 seconds. And one of Zulu's methods finally worked | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
because he jumps to the top of the Snowboard. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
There's Zulu Method confirming he's top of the pack. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Just In Justin's just in fifth, Shepherdiest Phil's in seventh | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
and, languishing at the bottom, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
are Assister Tori, Operationalise Dom, and Chrissy. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Get off my land! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Right. The next three competitors will surely have a strong chance at making the grade. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
They're all experts at running. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
First, from Telford, is Art. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
He runs marathons. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Then there's PC Luke, who runs after robbers. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
And finally, Deborah, who regularly does the school run. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Yeah! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
# Keep on running... # | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Six foot nine Luke sets off... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Oof! And launches a tidal wave in the pool. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
The man mountain hits the Logs and then the water. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Now it's teacher Deborah's go. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
The school runner dashes across. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Good work! Yes. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Marathon Man Art now. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Bit of a slip...but he's still on. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
And now he's not on. No, he's off. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Art has run 86 marathons. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Presumably not just to get here today. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
That would be exhausting. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Now, Mum Deborah is at Granny's house. Ooh! Ow! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Oh, pie to the face, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
sweeper to the leg. That's how Granny rolls. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
Art's go now. Bit more cautious. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Avoiding the door, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
avoiding Granny's dog... | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Another door...the door got him. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
He tried to dive to safety but found instead a door on his head. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
School runner Deborah is way ahead approaching the Balls. Go on, Debs! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
Automatic detention for vandalism there, snapped a bit off. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Art's go now. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
More vandalism. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
These runners are out of control. They're wild. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Big Hand Luke is the fastest of the runners with | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
a time of four minutes 45. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Marathon Man Art is 40 seconds behind him. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Sadly the Balls proved too much for Deborah | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
so she decided to call it a day. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
But her kids will, I hope, be proud. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
They should be. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
# I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK... # | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
This is John and he's a tree botherer. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
No, he's a tree surgeon. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Now I've heard John's spent months perfecting his catchphrase | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
for the show. So get ready for a work of genius. Here it comes. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Hello, my name's John, I'm really happy to be here. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
We're really happy you're here too, John, hello. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Catchphrase King John slides off. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
OK. Granny's House now, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
and John's immediately pied. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Oh, well. At least we know he's happy to be here. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
Dodges the dog. Doesn't dodge the door at all. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
But remember, he's just happy to be here. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Even then, just as he got hit in the face. There he is. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:56 | |
John's now Travelating towards the balls. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
One! Two! Oh, the side of three! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Oh, well. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
Final obstacle. Tree surgeon versus log. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
That's it... Oh, timber! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
On to the second, this is home territory for him. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
That's it, John, well done. Oh, no, no! Stay on! Hang tight! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:19 | |
Yes! John gets in at two minutes seven, fastest so far today. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
With one contestant left, | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
they'll have to do something special to beat that. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
Today's final competitor is Dan. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
# We wear short shorts... # | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Those are short shorts. Really short shorts. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
They're basically underpants. Has he forgotten his PE kit? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:45 | |
I did that once. Memory's never left me. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
Dan from Warrington. How you doing? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:50 | |
-I'm doing really great, thanks. -Anything that you're a little bit afraid of out there today? | 0:28:50 | 0:28:56 | |
-I'm a bit afraid of getting my hair wet! -Fine, because it won't be wet, because you won't fall in, Dan. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:02 | |
No, I'm not, I'm going to do it. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
Don't worry about your hair, Dan, worry about your shorts shrinking. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:08 | |
I know I am. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:09 | |
You may think I'm a weed, but you won't say that when Dan's in the lead! | 0:29:09 | 0:29:13 | |
That's fighting talk from Short Shorts Dan. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
Throws himself into the Qualifier. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
Hang on, wow! Dan's flying across that Log. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
Up and over the Hillock. This is looking super speedy. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
His hair is dry so far. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
And his shorts are still functioning. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
Oh, not the hair! | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
Quick... send in some emergency hair fudge. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
So the entertainment manager's shorts are still in place. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
And they're about to be introduced to the Balls. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
Yes...and safely onto the second. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
And third! Now fourth... | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
Go on, Dan. Yes! | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
The first and only Ball crosser of the day! Magnificent! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:58 | |
A little wobble on the fourth, but he made it. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
Amazing! Dan on the Log Jam now. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
This is a really quick run so far. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Just hangs on. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
Come on, Dan! Makes the second... what a finish this could be. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:13 | |
Through the Ring Of Fire. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
One more jump and this could be a record run. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
And it is! One minute 25! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
The quickest time of the series, let alone today. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
And more importantly, no short shrinkage. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:26 | |
Time for the final Snowboard. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:27 | |
Top of the pile and fastest so far this series, is Short Shorts Dan. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:31 | |
Hazardous Joe is fifth. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
Now You See Him, Now You Darren takes eighth. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:38 | |
And just squeezing into the top 12 are Limbo Laura, | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
La Elodie, and Assister Tori. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
With that time, Dan has set a new Winter Wipeout course record. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
And apparently the BBC thought it would be funny for me | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
to wear some short shorts like Dan's as a tribute. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Well, clearly, that's not going to happen and I'll tell you for why. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:59 | |
No-one makes Richard Hammond look like a numpty. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
But for every winner there are what I call non-winners, | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
so it's time to say farewell to those eliminated Qualifiers. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
# Cheery oh-oh-oh oh-oh | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
# Cheery oh-oh-oh oh-oh | 0:31:30 | 0:31:35 | |
# Cheery oh-oh-oh-oh | 0:31:35 | 0:31:39 | |
# Oh-oh-oh-oh oh! # | 0:31:39 | 0:31:44 | |
Get off my land! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
This is how Ski Lift works. Each competitor has a little podium | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
to stand on and a bar for balance as they're spun round and round. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
And round. And round. The aim is to stay upright, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
despite the two scary Ski Poles twirling in the opposite direction at ever-increasing heights. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:12 | |
12 will start but only the last five left hanging can progress to the next round. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:17 | |
Can you feel that chill in the air? That's not snow and ice. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
That's fear. It can only be Ski Lift. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Oh, look at their poor little faces! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
Whatever! Are you all ready? | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Yes! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
So, who's shaking in the face of the Ski Lift today? | 0:32:35 | 0:32:40 | |
He was speediest in the Qualifier, it's Short Shorts Dan. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:44 | |
Watch these jazz hands hold on tight. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
He's followed by Catchphrase King John. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
Hurry up, my horse is getting tired. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
What? Joining those two are.. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
Shepherdiest Phil, Roller Steph | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
and Now You See Him, Now You Darren. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
The Magical Wizard's back, and my mind skills will keep me on track. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:05 | |
Magic your way out of this one, Darren! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
Spicy talk from Zulu. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
Also riding the Ski Lift, Sophia the Professional Apple. Just In Justin. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:13 | |
Bus Mechanic Hazardous Joe. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
The only route I'm taking is to the final. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
Via Penzance. Then there's Assister Tori. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:23 | |
La Elodie. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
And finally, Limbo Laura. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
-I love you, Winter Wipeout, so please don't knock my teeth out. -Can't promise anything. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:31 | |
And that makes 12 Ski Lifters, ready for lift off. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
Oh, it's like an icy merry-go-around. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Yes, but this merry-go-round bites | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
and that snow will make the handles very slippery. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
Scary Ski Poles swing into action. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
They have to avoid both arms to stay in the game. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
What's more, the arms creep higher and higher as the game goes on. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
Elodie, non, non, non! | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Remember, only the last five left hanging go through. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
There's Zulu, and Tori's over. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Here's John. He's made a meal out of that. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
Great recovery. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
Hazardous Joe looking focused. Laura, just looking terrified. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
Assister Tori... | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
..in need of assistance. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
Oh! And I think Laura went down there too. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
Tori tickled by the first Scary Ski Pole | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
and smashed by the second, right over Joe's platform. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
And there's Laura getting carried away. Two contestants out. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
I'm too light and feathery. I think you need to be a bit more... | 0:34:33 | 0:34:38 | |
Laura bore the full brunt of the Ski Pole there. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
It was absolutely petrifying. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
Ten competitors still in the game | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
and the Ski Poles are inching higher. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
Sophia the Professional Apple gets bruised. Oh, and she's fallen. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:56 | |
A long way from the tree. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
Oh, no, not that apple! | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
Sophia gets swung out and spun around by the first Ski Pole, | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
then finished off by the second. Apple sauce. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:10 | |
My family and friends probably will be a bit disappointed but they'll be happy I got that far. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:20 | |
Here's Dan...he's over. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
Elodie - ooh! | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Catchphrase King John with a giant leap. But not Darren! | 0:35:26 | 0:35:30 | |
He's a goner! | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
Gut-wrenching stuff and Now You See Him, Now You Darren | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
is out of Winter Wipeout. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
It was like being hit by a door from Granny's House | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
and that feels like being hit by a truck. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
It's crunch time now. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
The next three to fall will be eliminated. Joe's twirling. But Dan! | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
He can't recover from that... surely. Surely not. He has! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
Those weight-saving shorts playing a key role there, no doubt. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:58 | |
Steph...safe. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
La Elodie...hit! Then walloped! | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
But she's still hanging on... to the wrong platform. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
But no...Elodie's out. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
Zulu's gone too! This is carnage. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
Elodie was determined to stay on but just couldn't. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN FRENCH | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Uh-huh. I understood all of that. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Zulu took one in the Michael Caines | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
and got tossed into the water. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
This thing is brutal. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
Clinging on was all right at first, but then your fingers start to ache | 0:36:30 | 0:36:35 | |
and it got really, really tough. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
Down to six now, with only five places available in the next round. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Exhaustion is setting in. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
One more, guys, just one more. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
That could be John or Phil. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
Clings on by the skin of his teeth. Hazardous Joe. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
Avoided any accidents so far. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
Oh, no! He's gone! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
Joe is the last to be eliminated. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
Still, he went out in style. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
It's good fun. I'll have another go, Eddie. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
-Can I have another go, Eddie? -No, you can't. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
These five are definitely going through to the next round. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
So now it's all about pride. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Who will be the last man or woman dangling? | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
It's Short Shorts Dan versus Shepherdiest Phil. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
Just In Justin, Roller Steph, and Catchphrase King John. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
He's over the Ski Pole nicely. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
Phil dodges it. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
All looking strong. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
Here's Dan... Oof! | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
Dan's done enough to get through, so takes his shorts for a short dip. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
A superb effort from him. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Just In Justin's back around. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
And Steph. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
Oh, Phil's gone for a big swing, and a long swim. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
He was pushed back, then he swung forward. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
More trapeze artist than shepherd. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
Catchphrase King John getting a battering but holding on tight. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
And he's safe, remarkably. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Just In Justin's not had a scratch on him so far today. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
Makes it over again. But Steph! | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
Roller Steph meets steamroller Ski Pole | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
and gets flipped into the water. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
Great stuff from Steph. Safely through to Blunderland. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
So now it's between Catchphrase King John and Just In Justin. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
Someone is about to be crowned last man hanging. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
And there's the answer. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
It's not Justin, he fell at the last Scary Ski Pole. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
That makes Catchphrase King John king of today's Ski Lift. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
Crowning moment there. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
I'm looking forward to the next round now. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
I don't like looking back. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
Partly because I try to maintain a positive outlook and partly | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
because it really hurts my neck. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
Look, I can only get to about there. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
No, looking forward is far better, | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
that way you can see what's coming. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
What IS coming? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
Winter Blunderland is coming. Here's the long and short of it. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
A short spin followed by a long dash over | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
a variety of wobbly, wonky, foam bits, avoiding snowballs thrown by | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
Hansel and Gretel from their Alpine lodge. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
Last one across gets frozen out of the competition, | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
which in Winter Wipeout is VERY frozen. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
Then it happens again. The contestant who comes last is eliminated, | 0:39:45 | 0:39:50 | |
leaving three weary competitors to take on the Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:54 | |
There's an icy wind blowing in from the north, | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
and it doesn't bode well. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Da-da-dah! | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
Prepare yourselves for the blizzard that is Winter Blunderland. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
Are you all ready? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
Yes. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:06 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
So who is about to blunder their way through the ice and snow? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:14 | |
King of the Ski Lift and ever-ready with a well-crafted, timeless soundbite... | 0:40:14 | 0:40:18 | |
Aargh! | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
..it's Catchphrase King John. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
Just missing out on the top spot in the last round, Just In Justin. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
Rolling right through the competition, it's Roller Steph. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
He's today's speediest shepherd, it's Shepherdiest Phil. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:35 | |
And finally, fastest in today's Qualifier | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
and shortly to be showing his shrinking shorts once more, it's Short Shorts Dan. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:42 | |
So, as the Winter Whizzy grinds to a halt, | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
it's every man and woman for themselves. Last one across is out. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:48 | |
KLAXON | 0:40:48 | 0:40:49 | |
That sound means its time to get busy. Whilst dizzy. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
John's feeling his way, and there's Dan. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
A more leisurely start for Justin and Phil. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
But Dan's off like a rocket! | 0:40:57 | 0:40:58 | |
Over the Frosty Flipper and onto the Crank Shaft. Doing superbly. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:03 | |
Straight onto the Ro-terror-tator. Jumps a spike... Oh, no! | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
Doesn't jump that one. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
John, hot on his heels. Handling the Crank Shaft like a pro. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
Bit of a tussle there... No, my mistake. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
Look at that. That's what I call team spirit. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:28 | |
It was, a rare moment of teamwork. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
But John's nipped past Dan and onto the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
One more leap and he's...done it... | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
No, he's fallen. He fell off instead. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
Oh, so close to banking a Blunderland finish | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
but John will have to swim back to the ladder. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Justin's turn now. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
Onto the Iceberg...but slips off! | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
And what's Dan doing there? No idea. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
But here comes John for a second attempt. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
Great jumping. Onto the Iceberg with ease...and he's made it! | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
John is safely into the next round. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
Practice makes perfect, and that was a near-flawless run. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:09 | |
Shepherdiest Phil's got his eye on the prize too. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
That can't feel good. Got to get off that Iceberg soon. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
Here he goes... Yes! | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
Not as elegant as John, but Phil's through as well. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
Just In Justin's not far behind. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
Only two spots remain in the next heat. Good jump... | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
Oh, bad fall. That Iceberg's more slippery than it looks. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
Short Shorts Dan. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
No! | 0:42:34 | 0:42:35 | |
At last, Steph's assault on Blunderland is under way. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
Can she come from behind to bag a spot in the next heat? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
Oh... hang on, Steph. Hang on to that iceberg. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
She's done it...she's up. Just one jump to go. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
Hard enough to walk straight when you're dizzy, let alone leap. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
But she makes it with ease. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
One place remaining. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
It's now between Justin and Dan. It's very even. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
That was Dan's chance. He's gone in as well! | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
This is getting very tense. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
Justin's just got the edge going into the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
Got to pick his moment... | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
-Oh! -Seizes that moment. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:17 | |
Can he grab that one final spot in the next heat? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
I don't believe it! He's off! | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
This leaves the door wide open for Dan. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
This is nail-biting stuff. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
Looking good for Short Shorts Dan. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
And he's home and dry! | 0:43:31 | 0:43:32 | |
And so happy. I think that's happiness. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
News just in, Just In Justin is out of Winter Wipeout. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
You were just in, you were just round, you were just off, | 0:43:38 | 0:43:42 | |
you were just on, but I'm afraid it just wasn't good enough. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
Just wasn't my day. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:46 | |
The four remaining contestants climb back into the Winter Wizzy | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
for another spizzy din. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
Dizzy pin. Spin! It's a spin! I'm getting dizzy! | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
KLAXON | 0:43:55 | 0:43:56 | |
There goes the klaxon. John and Dan are first out again. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
Phil struggling to keep his lunch down, by the looks of it. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
John bolting forwards, over the Frosty Flipper | 0:44:03 | 0:44:08 | |
and straight onto the Crankshaft. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Looking good. Dan, close behind. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
But John just powering through. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
This is where it can all go wrong. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
The business end of things. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:23 | |
Just one more jump. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:26 | |
And he's through to today's Winter Wipeout Zone. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
Just two places remain. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
Short Shorts Dan wrestling with the Crank. He's a little behind, | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
but where's Roller Steph? She's back at the start! | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
This is no time for nerves. Good jump onto the Flipper. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
Overcooked her exit! | 0:44:41 | 0:44:42 | |
Head first into the icy crevasse. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
Bad time to fall. Dan, looking strong. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Just the Ro-terror-tator and Iceberg to go. Ooh, that's a three-pointer! | 0:44:49 | 0:44:53 | |
Good shot, Hansel! | 0:44:57 | 0:44:58 | |
Dan, onto the Iceberg. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
Can he follow in John's footsteps? | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
Where's Phil? There he is. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Come on, Phil! | 0:45:04 | 0:45:05 | |
Dan's still spinning round. And round. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
And he's going for it... He's through! | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
And really happy this time! | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
Phil's not far from the finish now. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
Could it all be over for Steph? | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
Phil just one jump away from the final place in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
He needs to get this right. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
No! That's wasn't right, Phil! | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
That was wrong, wrong, wrong! | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
Shepherdiest Phil was within touching distance | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
of a spot in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:33 | |
A real chance for Steph now. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Ooh, one in the helmet from Hansel again. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
Looking distinctly un-terrified of the Ro-terror-tator. Come on, Steph. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
Onto the Iceberg. Steady now. One jump to go. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:49 | |
Can she? Yes! | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
Steph grabs the final place in the Wipeout Zone. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
And poor Phil is left stranded and out of the competition. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
That was baa-d, baa-d luck. You were almost there. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:05 | |
I know, I know, I know, it was so close. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
You've got this far, Mrs Phil and the little Phils will be really, really proud of you. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
-I hope so, yeah. -We are. -Thank you very much. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
So it's goodbye to Phil and Justin. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
They're definitely out of the competition. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
Or are they? | 0:46:20 | 0:46:21 | |
Wait. I don't know why I said, "Or are they?" just there. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
It confused the issue, didn't it? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
Or did it? Yes, it did. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
But it also added some intrigue. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
It's time to find out what reaching the Winter Wipeout Zone means to the finalists. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
Or is it? It is. Is it? | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
I'm in the Wipeout Zone! | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
I'm really thrilled that I get a chance to have a go at this new course. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:48 | |
I honestly don't know how I've got to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
I'm quite relieved that Granny's House isn't there. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
I think John's going to be a very serious rival. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
He's very lean, he's got explosive power. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
I do think hanging from branches as a tree surgeon has given me | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
a bit of an unfair advantage. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
Everyone thinks I'm a weed! | 0:47:07 | 0:47:08 | |
All my friends and family's faces will just be... | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
Dan's not a weed at all, I think he's just putting on an act. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
I'm baffled with Steph. She seems to have quietly got through everything | 0:47:16 | 0:47:22 | |
and appeared at the end. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
Steph on her skates, I thought from the start, was going to be the winner of the show. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:29 | |
I want to win Winter Wipeout very badly. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
I'd really like to go home with £10,000. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
First place would mean more than the actual money. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
Just for the proudness, to go, "I came first place." | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
To be the winner and to get the money would be out of this world, | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
it would be a dream. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:49 | |
It's certainly not over yet! | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
Today's Winter Wipeout Zone starts with the finalists being | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
catapulted into the water by the Flingymajig. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
Then it's a clamber up the North Pole to the Icy Stairs. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
Next it's a dash past the Ice Picks to those frightening icicles, | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
the Frightcicles. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
Finally, traverse the Impossible Snowflakes | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
and fastest across wins a cool £10,000. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
And a less cool Winter Wipeout novelty goblet. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
What a night! The snow is falling, the pool is icing over, | 0:48:21 | 0:48:26 | |
and my nose is cold. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
It can only be the Winter Wipeout Zone | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
and Dan is the first to brave it. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
Dan waits anxiously, | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
presumably with short shorts under that wetsuit. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
And there he goes. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:46 | |
He'll hit the icy water at 30 miles an hour. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
Bit of mid-air running from Dan. Difficult to do that. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
Ooh, look at those jazz hands go! | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
He pulls himself together after that high impact splash, | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
and Dan's on to the slippery North Pole. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
He was the quickest over the Qualifier so far this series | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
but can he translate that into a Winter Wipeout Zone win? | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
Icy Stairs now. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Dan makes the first step. Carefully does it... | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
those things do jerk about a lot. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
Moves from the second to the third step, | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
nearly at the summit. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:27 | |
Top creaky step! | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
And it's giving him a bumpy ride. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
You'd think getting down would be easier. It's not. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:36 | |
That step's giving him a serious bucking. But Dan hangs on! | 0:49:36 | 0:49:41 | |
Aargh! | 0:49:41 | 0:49:42 | |
Final step now. Yes! | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
He's safely onto the platform. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
Too quick for the Ice Picks. Now the Frightcicles. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:55 | |
Quick feet from Dan, he's at the middle. Picks his moment. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
Here it comes... | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
Ooh, yes! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
No errors yet, now the Impossible Snowflakes. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:13 | |
He's manoeuvred nicely onto the first one. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
Now the tricky transfer onto the second. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
Oh, no! | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
Oh, no! | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
And, as the name suggests, those things are pretty much impossible. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
So Dan drains his energy reserves to haul himself up the ladder to | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
the finish. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
Nearly there. Got to hit that button. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
He's up...and hits that button. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
And stops the clock on two minutes 18! | 0:50:44 | 0:50:46 | |
An amazingly quick time from Short Shorts Dan. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
Look at your little face! | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
I can't believe it. I honestly cannot believe I got this far. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:58 | |
If I just come third, I'll be happy. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
I have to tell you, Mr Jazz Hands, you've just entertained us | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
-in a time of two minutes and 18 seconds. -Wow! | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
-The fun doesn't stop here, because Steph is up next. Let's watch. -Yeah. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
Roller Steph looks relaxed. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
Has anyone told her she's about to get flung? | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
Now she knows, cos there she goes! | 0:51:21 | 0:51:24 | |
Arms flailing like an A-Team stuntman! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:29 | |
Takes me back. Oh, that's going to be cold. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
And with that splash, Steph's challenge is under way. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
Two minutes 18 seconds is | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
the time to beat. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:39 | |
Steph swims up to the North Pole. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
Very slippery, that thing. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
But she seems to be happily creeping up it towards the Icy Stairs. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
-She's doing all right without her roller blades. -Yes, she is. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
Steph leaps. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:57 | |
Onto the first step. It's trying to bump her off. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
Second step. Bit bouncier. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
She's taking a real buffeting. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
Oh, staying on. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
Jumps to the third. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
Look at that thing shake! It's horrible! | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
Yes! Top step! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Now the tricky bit, | 0:52:25 | 0:52:26 | |
getting down again. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:28 | |
Not sure you're going to be able to stand on that, Steph. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
She steps out... and keeps going! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
Speedy stuff from Steph | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
and that will have helped her time. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
Wow! Look at that! | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
She weighs up the Ice Picks. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
Carefully does it. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:45 | |
She's passed them. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
Now Steph takes on the Frightcicles. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
She waits for that slippery platform to come round... Belly slide! | 0:52:53 | 0:52:58 | |
And she's into the middle. And now it's all about timing. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:02 | |
Wait for the platform, avoid the massive icicles. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
Oh, wow! | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
What a technique! | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
It's a safe landing! Just. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
Amazing! Dan must be worried now. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
Steph's made no mistakes yet and she is flying round. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
Could she be the first to beat the Impossible Snowflakes? | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
No! Steph's first error. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:28 | |
She never really got a grip on that giant flake. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
And she's too slow to win now, but she doesn't know that yet. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
She's still giving it everything she's got. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
It's been a terrific effort, | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
but it won't be enough. Nearly there. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:43 | |
Two minutes 40 seconds. 22 seconds slower than Dan, | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
he remains in the lead. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
You are one hell of a determined woman, | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
I'll tell you that for nothing! | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
I was so scared at those steps. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:00 | |
I took my time and went for it on the way down. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:03 | |
I'm pretty happy with my performance. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
OK, Steph, you really had your skates on out there tonight. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
But they weren't quite fast enough, I'm afraid, because, Dan, | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
you were quicker. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
Steph, hard luck. Great effort. Go join the others. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:20 | |
And Dan, you know what this means, my man. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Yours is the time to beat! | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
-Oh... -Let's watch John. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
Finally, his name's Catchphrase King John and he's really happy to be here. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:37 | |
But can he beat Dan? | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
Now we find out. Off he flies. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
Crikey! | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
That was one almighty flinging, flanging fly through the air. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:05 | |
So, this humble tree surgeon is now the only person | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
standing between Short Shorts Dan and the Winter Wipeout Trophy. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:12 | |
Two minutes 18 the time to beat. Icy Stairs now. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:18 | |
Onto the first step. Edges his way along. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
Onto the second set. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:23 | |
Leaping and landing like a cat here! | 0:55:25 | 0:55:26 | |
Wow, John! | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
This is looking very, very good. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
Safely to the top. Now the descent. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
Ooh, hold on! | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
Disaster...he's down! | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
That stair wobbled and then nobbled John. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
It's a long climb to the Ice Picks. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:51 | |
After that slip up, John can't afford any more mistakes | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
if he's to win that £10,000 prize. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
John steps out. Past the first. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
Oh, no! | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
-Oh, no! -Oh, no! | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
That was so innocuous, so unexpected. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
John got impatient and slipped in as he tried to slip past. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
So it's another ladder climb. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
Then he must take on the Frightcicles. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:27 | |
There's no time to lose now. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
He has to get everything right and still go faster. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:33 | |
Feeling the pressure, must be exhausted. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
Onto the platform. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
Dodges a massive icicle, | 0:56:41 | 0:56:42 | |
and into the middle! | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
It looks like he's going straight for it. He runs and leaps across. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
He could still do this! Giant Snowflakes. Dan and Steph fell here. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:54 | |
John cannot afford to. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
But he has! | 0:56:58 | 0:56:59 | |
And that is game over for John. He couldn't get a grip. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:04 | |
That's a £10,000 fall right there. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:06 | |
But John doesn't know that so he's just going | 0:57:06 | 0:57:09 | |
as fast as he can. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
The crowd urge him on. But sadly for John, | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
he's going to fall short here. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
Two minutes 31. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:19 | |
That's not enough to beat Dan. But what a run! | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
Over to Amanda to announce today's winner. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
How you feeling? | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
I'm really happy to be here. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:28 | |
I can't feel my legs! | 0:57:28 | 0:57:30 | |
Listen, you're still smiling, you have been a happy camper all day long. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:36 | |
But I bet you're both dying to know who the winner tonight is. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
Grab this, with your jazz hands, Dan, | 0:57:42 | 0:57:47 | |
because you are the Winter Wipeout champion! | 0:57:47 | 0:57:50 | |
Congratulations. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:57:52 | 0:57:53 | |
So, Dan Costello, an entertainments manager from Warrington with extremely short shorts | 0:57:57 | 0:58:02 | |
is today's Winter Wipeout Champion. | 0:58:02 | 0:58:05 | |
I hope he spends his £10,000 prize money on some trousers. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:08 | |
Or, at the very least, some thermal underpants. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
Now, I feel, is an appropriate time to reflect on all the great things that have gone. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:15 | |
The thrills, the spills, the memories. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
Brilliant! Till next time, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:40 | |
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