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Upon this planet we call Earth | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
is a bleak yet beautiful snow-covered continent. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
The inhabitants of this untouched paradise | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
include the cute little penguin, | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
the fluffy polar bear, | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
and the Big Red Balls. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
This is Winter Wipeout. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
20 foolhardy Brits, including a nurse, a teacher and a librarian, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
are about to take on the Winter Wipeout course. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
One will be crowned champion, win ten grand and be remembered forever. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
The other 19 will be instantly forgotten. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Let the wintry games begin! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Welcome, welcome, welcome. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Now, they're always looking for ways to improve Winter Wipeout, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
so I've been on my daughter's computer to see what other people are saying. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
So, Janice94, here says, "Have you ever noticed that Richard Hammond | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
"frequently makes up words in a bid to make himself sound clever?" | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Well, Janice94, that is utter "toffnet". | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
So what will the competitors be "suspiculorating" over today? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
The Qualifier - it's "scariffcular". | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
The Ski Lift - totally "puntidious". | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Winter Blunderland - a truly "kingcatchulet" challenge. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
And finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone - | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
in a word "spensperbulate". | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
OK, I've got another one here. Bieber Fever says, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
"I am outraged by the tactless use of the raspberry sound | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
"on Winter Wipeout." | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Well, Bieber Fever, I have it on good faith that we never add | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
artificial raspberry sounds. Everything is real, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
even the snow, so over to Amanda Byram - 100% real. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
-Good morning, Miss Bardon. -Morning, Amanda, you can call me Suze. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:49 | |
-You can call me Miss Byram. -Oh, OK. Good morning, Miss Byram. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Suze is from Tunbridge Wells and she's a teacher who loves to dance. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-RASPBERRY BLOWN -Oh. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Is that dancing and booty shaking going to help you today? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
I hope so, I think my split leaps will help me across those balls. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Oh, what's a split leap? -RASPBERRY BLOWN | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-Oh, come on! -Oh! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
This Suze is going on a first class cruise to winner's island. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
-RASPBERRY BLOWN -We've hardly started and already... Yeah. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
The first obstacle Split Leap Suze must face is the Candy Hoops, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
but don't eating them, you'll lose a tooth - at least. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
So, off sets Suze to the Candy Hoops. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Here we go. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Oh! And the hoops deliver today's first wipeout. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
She won't get a good grade for that one. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
So it's back up the stairs for Suze to take on the next two candy hoops. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
They look nice! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh! Still no sign of a split leap. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Maybe she can do one at Granny's House? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
GUITAR RIFF PLAYS | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Sounds like Granny's practising a solo guitar riff in there. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
She actually does play. Here we go. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-Come on, Suze, the clock is ticking. -All right, careful of Granny. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Yeah. Oh. Oh! That's a shame. Suze has slipped on Granny's pie. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
She did try one of her split leaps but it didn't work out for her. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
So Suze gets a chance to save some face, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
possibly quite literally, of course, or lose. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
She's passed Tevez, just one more swinging door and she is through. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Oh, oh! YES! Well done, Suze. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Now, most travelators take you somewhere nice, like to a plane | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
that'll whisk you off to the Maldives, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
But this one just takes you to four big red balls. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
Suze ascends the stairs, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
checks through passport control, browses the gin in duty free | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
and...here she goes. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Wow! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Well, no holding back. Suze really went for that. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
It wasn't very good, but she really gave it everything. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Optimism turning to terror in her face. Fantastic jumping. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Still no sign of a split leap. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
And remember, only the fastest 12 qualify for the next round, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
so Suze needs to be quick on this final obstacle, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
the dreaded... What is it? It's like a giant toast rack. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Who comes up with this stuff? I mean, what? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
Well, whatever it is, teacher Suze prepares herself and takes on | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
the Giant Toast Rack. Crumbs! It's relevant, crumbs. Never mind. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
-She's over the first...slice? -Suze, you lose. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Yeah, second slice beckons. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Yeah, she's over there and here's the split leap! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Just the Jumbo Mouse Trap to go now. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
One more spit leap from there and she'll be on to the finish podium. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Come on, Suze. Do it for the board of governors. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Do it for the PTA. Do it for class 3C. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
YES! A split leap onto the finish podium | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
and in a time of four minutes, ten seconds. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
An A for effort. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
If not dignity. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
This picture of family bliss comes courtesy of siblings | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Arif and Elise and they want to know who is best | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
at winter obstacle courses. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Argh! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Arif is a circus performer and hammers nails up his nose. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Apart from that, he's completely normal. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-Elise teaches teenagers PE. -Argh! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Yeah, you can just sense the frustration there, can't you? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Off sets Elise towards the most colourful PE apparatus | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
she's ever faced. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Oh, she's through the first one. Oh...through the first two! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Candy hoop three? No, fails her. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
She's through, Elise is up and... Oh, no, no! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Nearly though, nearly made it through the fourth hoop. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Brother Arif's go now. He might be a circus performer, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
but can he become a ring master? Oh, no. No. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Sister Elise visiting Granny's House now. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Flies by the pie... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Oh, ignores the door, dodges the dog... Oh, no! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
That door might have connected with her there. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Granny timing that to perfection. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
So, can circus performer Arif juggle these Big Red Balls? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
No! Though he did miss the first one completely. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Look at that. No concern whatsoever for his own personal safety. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
But here's a man who likes to juggle claw hammers. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Back to Elise. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
She's on to the Toast Rack, over the first slice | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
and takes a blow to the head. Can she make it over the second slice? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Here we go. Yes! No! Oh! No. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, yes, eventually. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Now preparing herself for the mouse trap thing there. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Here we go. She's on. She's on. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh! Big dive. She's hanging on. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Can she make it on to the finish podium? Here we go. YES! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
That's like the second teacher today. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Is this a theme? I don't know. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Now for Arif's big finish. Can he be | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
the first non-teacher to make it over the Mouse Trap? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Here we go. Oh, no! Maybe only teachers can do it. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
So time to find out the result of today's sibling rivalry. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Who was the best? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
I can reveal which one of you was faster right now. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Brother and sister, hold each other tight, | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
because, Elise, you were faster! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
Right, time to improve this show with some more viewer opinions. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
I haven't printed this out, I copied it out with pen. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
I can't use the printer. This next one is from My Family Fan. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
"Whenever Winter Wipeout has a competitor with connections | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
"to a foreign country, Richard Hammond makes lots of weak puns | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
"based on their nationality. Stop it, Hammond. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
"Stop it now." | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Well, I fiercely refute such base allegations. Just look. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
The next contestant is from Finland. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
See, nothing. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
I, for one, think you're going to "Finnish" first. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Oh, brilliant(!) | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-Get it? -Yeah! -Finnish! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-Like, Finland. -Yeah, you've made me look like a right twerp. Thanks(!) | 0:08:02 | 0:08:08 | |
Katri leads a double life. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
By day, she's a make-up artist. By night...a boxer. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Obviously. Her one weakness is a fear of cold water. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
Oh no! Why is she putting herself through this then? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Right. But she didn't like that, obviously. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
When Katri's done applying lipstick and pummelling people, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
she likes to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Just like me! I didn't say that. That's... I don't... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
That was just the one time. Oh! Ow! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
So another dip for Katri. Some Like It Hot, she hates it chilly. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Yeah! Right, who's next? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
This is Darren from Maidstone. He's a part-time cleaner | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
and loves eating donuts. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Is there anything that you're really, really good at? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Eating? HE LAUGHS | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Told you. | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Just hope Darren doesn't mistake these hoops for donuts. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Oh, hang on! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I think he actually took a bite out of that one. Look. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Grrrr! Sugar-coated. Mmmmm! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
-Come on, Darren. -He's really struggling. Poor Darren. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
Here come the boys. They're like Argentine Navy Seals. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
I know what Darren's thinking though. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
"Have they brought donuts?" | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Come on, Darren. Yes. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Let's come back to Darren. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
This is Shavon. She's a soul singer from Hackney. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-SHAVON SCREAMS -Oh, listen to that vocal range! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Dogs all over the world are looking up right now. Oh! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, no! Shriek-a-lot Shavon is off. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
We're gonna have loads of fun. Bring it on! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Shavon's got twinkle toes. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
Sneaking past Granny's House will be a doddle. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Here we go. Oh! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Yeah, seems twinkle toes don't have especially good grip. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
But can Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes get past Granny's pie? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, no. Not past the door though. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
Shavon might have a problem here. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Tevez's favourite meal is twinkle toes. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Oh, no, she has dodged the dog. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Oh, Granny's on fire today! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
This is Ikem, a former world-class athlete | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
who once whipped Steve Ovett's 800 metre record. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Today he's come out of retirement to put the great back into Britain. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
In Argentina. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
If I don't do well, I'm in serious trouble, that's for sure. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
I'm going to go so fast, all you'll see is skid marks. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
Bleurgh! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
So the comeback starts now. Time to sit back and admire true... Oh. | 0:10:54 | 0:11:00 | |
No. Oh... | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Eek, Ikem! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
A minor blip there for Ikem. He's bound to be a bit rusty, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
but I'm sure his massive comeback will begin any moment now. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
This is it. Oh. What's he doing? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Come on, Ikem! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Right. Here we go. Time for the comeback comeback. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Here we go. Oh! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
No! That was messy! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
What tactics have you got in order to get around this course? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Right, Granny's House, you've got to be over that first bit | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
and then underneath and slide. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Yeah, he forgot to factor in the slightly slippy corner on the way. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
It got him, but now to implement the rest of the comeback strategy. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh! Where's the slide, Ikem? There's the slide. Look. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
OK, this is good comeback strategy he's working now. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Just the door to go. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh, no! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
He's going to need another comeback. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
In terms of Red Balls, I'm going to triple jump it. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Try and do it in two jumps. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Wow! Get ready for the greatest comeback, comeback, comeback | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
of all time! Oh! How many comebacks is one person allowed? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Is there a limit? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Right. Time for the toast rack. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Nice tidy jump here, Ikem. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Oh! Oh, I felt that. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
Yeah. Hopefully Ikem can have a comeback in the next round. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Yeah, time for a leader board. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
So, Katri Likes It Hot tops the table with Sister Elise | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
and Brother Arif in second and third. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes have landed her in fourth, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
with Ikem back in fifth and Split Leap Suze bottom of the class. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
Right, time for the next challenge then. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
I'm about to meet a dustman... who wears a dustman's hat. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
He wears cor blimey trousers and is about to go kerr-splat! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:58 | |
So, listen, is your job a little bit rubbish then? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
It's a little bit rubbish, but it's a lot entertaining. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
We find lots of stuff, people come out and say hello, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
It's really good, it's fun. Always have a laugh, | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
just little jigs and stuff when I'm loading. It's all good, yeah. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
-Jigs? -Always...like that. It's all good. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
So will Dan be rubbish, or will he clear up? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Whoa! Hang on! Wow! Oh. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Nothing rubbish about that! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
He should've been a world-class athlete instead. This is impressive. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-Oh! Ow! Oh! Just... Ow! -That was a little bit rubbish. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
Maybe more used to handling wheelie bins? Oh, right in the face! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
Wheelie Dan from Didcot travelates his way to the Big Balls now. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
Oh! Oh! Great effort though! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
Yeah, looks like the balls have disposed of him anyway. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
But Wheelie Dan cleans up with a super fast time. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
Wheelie well done! Oh, I'll give that up. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
This is car crazy Jemma from Cambridgeshire. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
She's fuelled by petrol power. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
This is Johnson from Somerset. He's an ex-jockey. That's horse power. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
And this is Lucy. She once won a J-Lo booty shaking competition | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
in Lanzarote. She is Booty Power. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
So Jockey Johnson is under starter's orders, | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
hoping horse power will win the day. Oh! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
-SHE NEIGHS -Amanda's been drinking the water again. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
But Johnson is doing well and he's across! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Jemma's revving up to show us what petrol power can do. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
She's manoeuvred past the second ring and is onto the third. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Jemma's a self-confessed speed freak... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
Oh, Ah! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
She may need a bit of a jump start here. This is just going to hurt. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Oh, no, she's done it. Last to go is Lucy. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Looks like she's sitting this dance out. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-LUCY SCREAMS -Oh, no, that's not worked. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Jockey Johnson is now preparing for the jump season. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Next fence is Big Balls Brook. Here we go. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
He broke it! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
He knocked a red bit off, then launched headlong into ball two. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
Now Jump Start Jemma's here to put pedal to metal and really unleash... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, it's like she's stuck in first gear. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Come on, change up. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Oh, no, she's stalled. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
Jockey Johnson again doing a bit of rodeo on the Toast Rack. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
-That's not what it's for! -This is what you do best. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
He's fallen at the final hurdle. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Ow, and look it's Booty Lucy. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Can the power of her booty beat the Mousetrap? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Oh, the determination, the steely grit, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
almost hanging on there with her teeth. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
She's been chucked about but she's not giving up. Come on... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
use that bottom power, Booty Lucy! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Oh, yes, she's made... No! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Which means Jockey Johnson's horse power has won this derby. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
While Jemma's petrol power is second to get the chequered flag. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
And finally Lucy's booty power brings up the...rear. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:40 | |
Well, how are we feeling? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Absolutely knackered. I'm not going to lie to you. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
That was a lot tougher than I expected it to be. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Doughnut Darren knows exactly what you mean, Lucy. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Cos, oh, think he might have had a bit too much of Granny's pie. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Come on, Darren, | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
think if them as just four waffer-thin mints. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
You can squeeze them in. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
He'll be thankful for the travelator. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Never seen anyone actually need it to get there. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Come on, compose yourself. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
This is it. He's going for it. Oh, this is beautiful. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:15 | |
Oh. Oh. Oh. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
I'd like to advise anyone watching at home | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
not to attempt this after a heavy lunch. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
The next contestant is, what, 12 maybe? 10? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's Wipeout time! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
This is Baz. He claims his unblemished baby face | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
earns him a lot of attention from the ladies. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Ow! Maybe not so much, anymore. He looks different now. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:50 | |
Although that will gain him a lot of attention. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
What was that? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
So, as well as looking really young it seems Baz also weighs next to nothing. | 0:17:55 | 0:18:01 | |
Did anyone checks this guy's ID? There's insurance implications. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
So Baby-face Baz is back on his feet... What a slide. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
He's doing well! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Oh, he WAS doing well. He's not now. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Apparently Baz is a tennis coach. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I bet he's never had to deal with a smash like that. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
He must have a tiny rattle and everything. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
So Baby Face Baz is still alive and making his way onto the travelator. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Can he bring some youthful energy to the balls? Here he goes! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
One... two... three... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
three again...water. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
When Baz isn't pretending to be over 18 | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
to get on international game shows | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
he works in Santa's Kitchen, just off the A21... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
in Kent... as a little elf. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Sounds magical. Bless him. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
On to the Toast Rack. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Come on, little cute baby-face elf Baz, believe. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
You can do it. Yes. Here we go. | 0:18:54 | 0:19:02 | |
And that's why you need to be 18 or over to apply for Winter Wipeout. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:07 | |
-Did you enjoy yourself? -Yeah, great fun. I want to do it again. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
You can't, sorry. Take your headband and go study for your 11-plus. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Go on, go home. It's way past your bedtime. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Introducing Sue from Grimston. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
Now, don't be fooled by her slightly domestic approach, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Sue is a campanologist. I love that. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
Living in the great outdoors, a hunter, a survival expert, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
pitting her fragile human wits against the elements, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
beating nature at its own game. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
-Ah, not again! -What?! Campanology's bell-ringing? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:46 | |
Anyway, Survival Sue's job is post-lady | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
so she goes past grannies' houses on a daily basis. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
No post today then. Maybe not. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
I think what's required here is someone a little bit more... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I don't know what that says. It's too fast and bendy. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Fred, what is that makes you such a dangerous person to know? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
I've been poisoned, | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
shot in an accidental discharge of a firearm. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
I was in Machu Picchu for the land slide, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I was in Chile for the earthquake. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
When I went to Portugal on holiday in 1974 as a young boy | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
I got caught up in a coup there. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
This guy's a jinx. How does he get travel insurance? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
I know no danger, I know no fear, in fact, I know nothing. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
I know not to stand next to you. But if Fred knows nothing | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
then he won't know about Granny's pie. Uh-oh. You see? He doesn't. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
Now Fred knows about something. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
As a former police diver, he's overcome poisoning, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
being shot, military coups and earthquakes. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
But can Uninsurable Fred survive the Big Red Balls? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:58 | |
The dogged walk of a man to whom things happen. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Nope. Those Balls are officially more dangerous than poison. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
We can probably put that on a form. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Uninsurable Fred takes on the Toast Rack. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
If he wins today, he says he'll take his granddaughter to Florida. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
The travel insurance alone would be ten grand. He'll need to win. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Here we go. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
More stuff happening to Uninsurable Fred. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
He's really getting jostled now. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
This must bring back memories of that landslide. Just with more foam. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:30 | |
15 down, five to go | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
and this is Jane. She's a housewife and mum of two. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
With this feather duster in hand, | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
this domestic goddess is here to clean up Winter Wipeout. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Jane's left the washing up in the kitchen sink | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
and eloped to Argentina to show her family who the REAL Jane is. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
And this is a perfect opportunity to show them she's no plain Jane. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
Here we go. This is it. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
That was insane! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
No regard for her own safety whatsoever! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
If Insane Jane cleans her house with this much enthusiasm, it must be spotless. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:12 | |
Come on, Jane, unleash yourself from the shackles of domesticity, | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
throw down that duster, cast off those oven gloves, | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
switch off Homes Under The Hammer. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
And get busy. Oh. This is fabulous. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
Come on Jane. You CAN do this! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
So Jane breaks free from her old life and completes the Qualifier | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
in a magnificent time of 3:02. What a goddess. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
Now pop the kettle on while we look at the snowboard. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Wheelie Dan's bagged the top spot. Baby Face Baz bounces into fourth... | 0:22:51 | 0:22:57 | |
Insane Jane's polishing number seven... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
and Ikem-back's comeback is looking shaky down in 11th. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
Right. Time for another viewer suggestion from the internet. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
"I love Winter Wipeout. The presenter is great. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
"He somehow manages to be hilarious and poignant all at the same time. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
"I just wish there was a live Winter Wipeout | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
"so I could go and watch this brilliant show in person." | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
And that comment was from a... Mrs Hammond. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
What excellent taste she has. Well, Mrs Hammond, you're in luck | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
because I can now officially announce a special live spin-off event... | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Byram on Ice! It's a Winter Wipeout ballet spectacular | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
and here's a little preview. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
This is dance. This is Byram. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
And this is the show's choreographer... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Benny, a librarian from Hackney. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Wow. It's actually good. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Bravo! I've seen Phantom and I actually think this is better. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
OK, I admit the end needs a bit of work. Peters out a bit. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Back to the competition. Bolshoi Benny takes on Granny's house. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
So graceful. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
So dainty. Nice toes! Oh, I believe that's a swan dive. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, naughty toes. That's all gone wrong. Just fell in. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Benny jumps over Tevez, makes a bit of a mess of that. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
The Bolshoi won't be happy. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Bolshoi Benny. Big Balls. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Time for a grande jete. Ohhh! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:33 | |
He's in Swan Lake. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
I think you'll find this is more of a Nut Cracker. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Gordon Bennett. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
It's time for the final act. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Oh, Benny tried some sort of complicated move there | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
but didn't really pull it off. Unless he meant that. I doubt it. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
Even the Toast Rack's a ballet critic. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Oh, look at him pirouetting his way to the finish line. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
So Bolshoi Benny begins the glorious transformation from ugly duckling... | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
..to beautiful swan. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Oh, that is beautiful. The elegance. The grace. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Oh, it's all very Bolshoi. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Any moment now. Are we ready? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
It's going to be big. It's going to be quite a finish. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Oh, maybe not. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
I'm glad to see that I haven't got mud on my shoes, anyway. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
I haven't got any mud on my white tights. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Performing this ancient and revered Maori war dance is Natalia, | 0:25:35 | 0:25:41 | |
a rugby player... from Bath...in Somerset. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Nata The Haka is a scrum half for her local team. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I'm sure her physical strength | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
and determination will get her past these Hoops. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-Oh, howzat? -Painful I'd expect. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
And this is another sportswoman - Beth, a champion windsurfer. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
Her balance should be excellent... | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Oh, I should just stop saying things. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Hope that hasn't taken the wind out of her sails. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Windy Beth's used to slippery surfaces | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
but clearly not Argentine snow. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Come on, Beth. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Get up the stairs! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh, this is painful. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
Look, Nata The Haka's converted it. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
-Natalia, you're going the wrong way. -Oh. Took a knock in the scrum. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:39 | |
Windy Beth now. Takes a fall on the travelator. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
It seems a lack of balance | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
is no barrier to becoming a windsurfing champion. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Here we go. Oh! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Nata The Haka now. She's got a gum shield. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
A bit overcautious. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Ow! | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
-Oh, Natalia! -Good job she had a gum shield. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
Nata really got a mauling there, face first into the pontoon. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:09 | |
Windy Beth. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
Should be used to standing on really unstable platforms above water... | 0:27:10 | 0:27:16 | |
Is it me saying these things or... Sorry! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
Nata The Haka has succeeded where Beth has failed | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
but can she make it onto the Mousetrap? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
Yes! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
She's taken a bit of a pummelling today | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
but just one more jump stands between her and a nice hot bath. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Come on, Nata The Haka! Oh, look, she's really trying. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:38 | |
Oh. Yeah, make that a cold dip instead. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:44 | |
Today's penultimate contestant is Paul. Oh, yeah. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
When Paul's not busy dancing, he's busy giving out flu jabs. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
He's not giving me a flu jab. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
But it's not just dancing Paul's good at. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Oh, no, this guy can sing too. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
# There's no business | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
# Like snow business Like snow business I know. # | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
Wow! He killed a tree with a song! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
Paul's also in an a cappella choir. Very Glee. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
He sings bass - must have a very low voice. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
-PAUL SCREAMS -Oh, except when he screams. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Still, less damaging than his singing. No trees fell over. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
# As soon as I wake up Every night, every day | 0:28:29 | 0:28:34 | |
# I know it's you I need to take my blues away. # | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
Amanda! Get away from the trees! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Paul's a nurse in a children's hospital. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
Can he get past Granny's house with needing a Mr Bump plaster? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
No. That one's for you, kids. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Don't laugh - he makes you better. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
If Gleeful Paul's going to qualify for the next round | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
he needs to beat Shriek-a-lot Shavon's 3:43. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:03 | |
Come on! Don't stop believing! Hang on to that... Toast Rack. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:09 | |
Ow! | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
You can do it, Paul. I want him to do it, I really do. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Here goes, second attempt. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
Ow. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:18 | |
What's wrong with him? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
He's got a headache now, obviously. Come on, Paul. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
He really is making a song and dance of this. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
This is getting very close now. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
Paul needs to get a move on if he wants to stay gleeful. No! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
That's the wrong way, Paul! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
He's got to get a move on if he's going to do this. Come on, please! | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
Think of Glee and those jazz hands! | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
There's no time for jazz hands, Amanda! Ah, I can't watch! | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
Here we go! He's going for it. He's exhausted, but he's going to do it! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
# Don't stop believing... # | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
He is doing it! | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
Oh! | 0:29:54 | 0:29:55 | |
Yeah, you can stop believing now, Paul. Turns out it wasn't true. | 0:29:55 | 0:30:00 | |
Looks like Shavon is still hanging on to the last place, | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
despite Paul's very best efforts. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Paul takes his final bow. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
That was harder than it looks. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:10 | |
Please don't sing! | 0:30:10 | 0:30:11 | |
The final contestant is Matt. He's a history teacher from Newport. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:17 | |
Will you be drawing on any historical situation | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
to bring here today in order to do Winter Wipeout extremely well? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
I think you've got to look at Churchill, really, for inspiration. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:30 | |
Churchill is my inspiration. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
So let's hope we don't see too much blood, sweat and tears here. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:37 | |
Oh. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:38 | |
He's history already! | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
That's an early treat for Matt's students. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
Their history class will never be the same again! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
He'll appreciate being reminded of this moment, I'm sure. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Matt is also house master, | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
and likes to spice up his assemblies with an Argentine tango. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
Let's see if Granny's in the mood for dancing. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:01 | |
Oh, no. Too fruity for Granny, just like the tango. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:08 | |
Matt tried one of Suze's split leaps. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
Probably should have warmed up first. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
So, a bedraggled and weary Matt makes his way to the Big Balls, | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
but has he surrendered? No! There's still some fight in this old dog. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
He shall fight them on the stairs! | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
He shall fight them on the travelator, | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
and he shall fight them on the Big Red Balls. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
This is an inspiration. You should draw inspiration... | 0:31:36 | 0:31:40 | |
Oh, it's all broken and he's fallen off. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
If Matt teaches history for another thousand years, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:46 | |
his students will still say this was his finest hour. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
So today's final obstacle, and Matt's very own D-Day. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
He's got to beat three minutes and 43 seconds | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
to get through to the next round. | 0:31:58 | 0:31:59 | |
Come on, Matt. Oh, he's gone over the top. Oh! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
Struggling now. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
This will go down in history as the great battle of the Toast Rack. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
# There'll always be an England. # | 0:32:09 | 0:32:14 | |
Oh! | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
Yes, he's on the Mousetrap and taking no prisoners. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
I don't know how he's still going. I just can't watch. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
# As England... # | 0:32:25 | 0:32:30 | |
Come on, Matt! Come on! Come on! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
He's done it! It's a glorious thing. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
He's made it through to the next round. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
Let's take a look at the Snowboard now. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
So, Wheelie Dan does his rounds the quickest. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
With Bolshoi Benny in joint third, | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
and Windy Beth sailing through in fifth. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Insane Jane makes it through in ninth, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
and House Master Matt just makes the grade. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Time to wave a teary goodbye to the losers. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
Now, time for my favourite bit of the show, | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
apart from the Big Balls and Granny's House, | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
and the Winter Wipeout Zone - that's brilliant! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
But other than those other things, this next bit is my favourite. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
That's right. It's Winter Blunderland. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
-No, it's the Ski Lift. -Is it? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
Oh, I love the Ski Lift! That's my favourite! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
Here's how it works. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
There are 12 podiums, 12 contestants, | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
and everything rotates, including these. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
Fall in the water and you're out of the game. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
Be one of the last five hanging, and you're through to the next round. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Get your thermals on cos I am laying down some alpine badness. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:17 | |
Get down! No, I mean, really, get down. It's Ski Lift! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
-Are you all ready? -Yes. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
So, a quick reminder of who'll be spinning on the Ski Lift today. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
Fastest on the qualifier was Wheelie Dan. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
Bin men have been around, they go around, | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
and they'll stay around for ever. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Ha, ha! He said "bin around"! | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Katri Likes It Hot and Bolshoi Benny are still in the game. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
I will soar, like the majestic snow goose. Squawk! | 0:34:45 | 0:34:49 | |
Strange man! | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Joint third, Jockey Johnson, then Windy Beth, Baby-face Baz | 0:34:51 | 0:34:56 | |
and sister Elise. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
Arif, it's already 1-0. Bring it on! | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
In eighth place, it's Uninsurable Fred. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
"Snow" excuses. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:07 | |
It's delivery time! | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
Then there's Insane Jane and Jump Start Gemma. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:13 | |
Can't remember what I was going to say! | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
The engine's ticking over but the tank's empty. Brother Arif. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
You may have won the battle, Elise, but this time, it's war. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:24 | |
Healthy sibling rivalry there. And finally, it's House Master Matt. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
Today, I will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. It's snow time. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:34 | |
I'll decide when it's snow time. Thank you. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
It's snow time! | 0:35:36 | 0:35:37 | |
The ski poles have started spinning, and these get higher and higher | 0:35:37 | 0:35:41 | |
as the game goes on, so this is the arm at its lowest. Not easy. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:47 | |
Only the final five will go through to Winter Blunderland, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:52 | |
which is my favourite round. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:53 | |
OK. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
All jumping well. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
Insane Jane has just flown out of control. Why am I not surprised? | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
And so has Elise. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
Oh, and Elise is down. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
The ski lift was too big! It was very high, very slippy. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:18 | |
I just couldn't hang on. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
-C'est la vie. -So, one down. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
We've lost Elise. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:26 | |
11 still standing. Well, dangling. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Oh, Insane Jane narrowly avoided coming off there. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
And Windy Beth really didn't avoid it. What a cartwheel! | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
That was unbelievable! Totally got annihilated. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:45 | |
Windy Beth really got the wind knocked out of her. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:50 | |
Two down. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:51 | |
Argh! | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Oh, Uninsurable Fred's gone. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
I just got it wrong. That's it. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
Sorry, Lily, we're not going to Disneyland. It's Blackpool. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
But I like Blackpool. It's fun! | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
Hang on, Gemma. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Argh! | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Oh, that's housemaster Matt. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
So the teacher from Newport is history. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
Oh, one-handed. Didn't work. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
That was absolute carnage up there. It was truly epic. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
I wasn't able to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
At least I wiped out in spectacular fashion. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
You did. Well done, sir. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
Just three more competitors need to drop before we have the final five. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:34 | |
-Oh. Ow! -Got him right in the stallion. -It's getting serious now. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:40 | |
Wheee! Look! Sorry, serious. Amazing upper body strength needed for this. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:45 | |
They're swinging all over the place. Ow! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
Oh, look at Jane! She's incredible. Look! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
All that feather dusting is coming in handy. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
And the show is over for Bolshoi Benny. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
With perfect poise and grace, Benny leaves the stage a final time. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:08 | |
-Bravo. -The Ski Lift was just, like, confusing. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:13 | |
Don't think I did enough finger training in my preparation. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
A bit of an oversight, that was. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
What style! What panache. What a swan song. Five are out. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
Seven remain. And the ski poles are inching ever higher. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
Jockey Johnson's taken a whack to the Red Rums. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
He's going to be walking funny for weeks! | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
I thought riding down a beach gripping a horse was scary, | 0:38:34 | 0:38:38 | |
but seeing one of those beams coming at you is a different game. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
Eye-watering stuff! So long, cowboy! | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
So, six contestants remain. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
Jump Start Gemma, Baby-face Baz, | 0:38:48 | 0:38:53 | |
Brother Arif, Insane Jane, | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
Wheelie Dan and Katri Likes It Hot. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
Only five can qualify. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
Next to fall will be out of the competition for good. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Ooh, really trying now. An athletic leap from Arif. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
Desperate. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:10 | |
Jump Start Gemma's taking a real beating today. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
Jane gives the arm a polish there. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
Oh, no! | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
Oh, Jane is out of the game. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
Unfortunately, all Jane's taking home is a carpet burn. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
She misses out on the final spot. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
If I wasn't so close, I would have been, oh, OK, but I was one away! | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
-Hopefully, I did myself proud. -Ah, you did. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
I think you made all of Britain proud, Jane. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
That was a gutsy performance from the start. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
How about another cup of tea? I'm parched, really. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
So, this five are through to the next round. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
Oh, Gemma's off! Really took a whack there. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Never mind, Gemma. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
You get to do this all over again in Winter Blunderland. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:53 | |
That's no consolation, is it? No. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
So, who will be crowned last one left dangling? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
There is no actual crown, by the way. It's just a thing. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
It's for the honour, if not the dignity. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:07 | |
Ooh, Baz is out. Maybe time for his afternoon nap. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
That face flop can't have been good | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
for his boyish good looks, I imagine. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
These are three tough cookies. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
So Katri, Danny and Arif left. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Argh! | 0:40:22 | 0:40:23 | |
No, just Katri and Danny. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
The ski poles are just too high for little Brother Arif. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
So the battle rages between Wheelie Dan down and Katri Likes It Hot. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
Only one of these two can be the last man or woman standing, | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
or hanging. How will this titanic battle be settled? | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Oh, well, settled with a giant red ski pole in the midriff. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:48 | |
Katri Likes It Hot takes another dip | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
into that terrifyingly cold water. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
And Wheelie Dan celebrates. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
So, it's time now for Winter Blunderland. I love this. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:04 | |
I'm going to watch it with Amanda. I've got my winter gear all ready. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
Ski goggles, all-weather, climate controlled snowsuit | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
and my special snowshoes. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:12 | |
So, here goes. Wait for me, Amanda. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
Oh, these are really hard to walk in! | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
Hold on. I will... I'm going to... | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
Do you know what, I might watch it from here. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
The five remaining contestants take a spin in the Winter Whizzy, | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
and it's a wobble over the Frosty Flipper, | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
dodge past the Crankshaft, | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
a skip across the Ro-terror-tator and a leap to the finish. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
Plus they've got hockey players throwing giant pucks at their heads. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
Last one across the ice hockey rink gets eliminated, | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
then it all happens again, to leave today's three finalists. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
It's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready? | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
-Yes! -Three, two, one. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
So, the Winter Whizzy begins. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Still playing for that £10,000 prize are... | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
Wheelie Dan, who trashed the competition on the Ski Lift. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:16 | |
Katri Likes It Hot, who said she'd be in it to the finish. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:23 | |
Brother Arif, who's beaten his own sister to get this far. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
Baby-face Baz. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Aged years in the last hour! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
And Jump Start Gemma, whose outfit is burning my retinas. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
The Winter Whizzy powers down. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
The competitors have been dizzied to the exact Argentine specification. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
So, it's a short jog to the Frosty Flipper. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
I think Dan's forgotten how gravity works. It doesn't seem to apply. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:56 | |
Oh, it does. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:57 | |
Unfortunately, that means it's back to the ladder for him. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:01 | |
Katri is next in line for the Crankshaft, and for a swim. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:07 | |
I do love slow motion crank, to see all the action. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:13 | |
With Katri out of the way, is this Baz's time to shine? | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
Oh, not good! | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
Oh, good! | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
Better. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
Besterest! | 0:43:27 | 0:43:28 | |
Can he hold onto the Iceberg? | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
This is looking good. Just one little leap left. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
And he's done it! | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
It's a real shame he's got to do it all again in a few moments, but he's done it. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
Hot on his heels is Dan, again. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
Katri takes a cold dip. She won't like that. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
I don't think Dan knows which way is up. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
But he has just discovered which way is down. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
Dan got to enjoy a nice spin on the iceberg. | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
Unfortunately, it's back to the ladder yet again for him. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
Katri past the Crank Shaft and now it's Ro-terror-tator time. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
Ooh, the ice hockey team trying to put Katri off. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
And I think it's worked. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
Katri on the floor again. Luckily not in the water. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
Quickly back on to her feet and onto the iceberg. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
Good work, Katri. She's just got to keep her balance now. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:26 | |
Oh, she didn't keep her balance. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
-Still, Jemma hasn't even made it over the Frosty Flipper yet. -I can't do this! | 0:44:32 | 0:44:39 | |
-Come on, Alan! -Meanwhile, Arif is having his first go on the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:44 | |
Make that on the iceberg. Just one steady leap and he's through. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Keep it together now. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
Perfect! Two places left. Is Dan about to claim one of them? | 0:44:50 | 0:44:54 | |
Ooh, yes, he is. It's just Jemma and Katri left now. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
Oh, and that's a heck of a slap shot from the ice hockey boys. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:05 | |
But it doesn't seem to have put Katri off. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
Katri's a little bit discombobulated but she will "Finnish". Get it? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:14 | |
Can Katri qualify? | 0:45:14 | 0:45:15 | |
One last leap. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
Yes, she's done it! Safely across! | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
Which means Jemma won't get to have a go on the Winter Wipeout zone. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Gemma, oh, my darling, talk to me. You are not best pleased, are you? | 0:45:25 | 0:45:29 | |
That was just so hard, I couldn't jump over it. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:34 | |
Well, done you for getting this far, my darling, OK? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
But you can't go any further. We'll see you later. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
OK, thank you. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:40 | |
So, congratulations are in order for Baby Face Baz, | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
Brother Arif, Katri Likes It Hot and Wheelie Dan. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:47 | |
Although un-congratulations are also in order, | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
as they've got to go through the whole thing all over again. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
YODELLING | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
And Arif shoots out first. Katri hot on his tail. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -But not for long. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
Brother Arif seems very confident now. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:09 | |
Here comes Dan. A little close for comfort. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
Luckily, he seems to be politely waiting his turn on the Crankshaft. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:15 | |
Oh, no! Arif falls at the last hurdle. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
If you can call that a hurdle, it's a crank shaft. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:25 | |
Dan's patience paying off. He's got a clear run ahead of him. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
Look at this, like a true professional. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
And he's across. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:32 | |
Wheelie Dan is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone, making that look easy. Ish. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:39 | |
Baz looking green with envy. Well, his shirt is. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
Some elegant leaping. Will he be joining Dan in the Winter Wipeout Zone? | 0:46:42 | 0:46:46 | |
Both looking good. Yes, he will! Baby Face Baz is through! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
So it's the battle of the red shorts, Katri and Arif. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
Oh, Arif is down! | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Oh, look at that. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
-Oh, come on! -Oh, no! Arif is off! | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
That's advantage Katri. But she's looking tired now. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:13 | |
On the Ro-terror-tator. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
Keeping it together, making the leap on to the Iceberg, | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
can she make that final leap? | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
She's like Terminator now. Come on, Katri! | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
Yes! Katri is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone! | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Well done, her. Bad luck, Arif. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:32 | |
You were so close but you were so very, very far. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
Consolation good kiss. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
No-one ever kisses ME on this programme. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
Back off! | 0:47:49 | 0:47:50 | |
Anyway, it's almost time to enter the Wipeout Zone. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
But hold your horses, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
or whatever you're holding. I doubt you are holding horses. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
Probably holding a biscuit? | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
So, hold onto your biscuit because it's time for a reminder | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
of the gruelling journey the finalists have been on. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
I can't believe I'm in a final. This is absolutely amazing. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:15 | |
I thought I'd be out in the first round. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
I didn't think anybody thought I was going to get as far as I did. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:22 | |
Sneaked into the final, haven't I? | 0:48:22 | 0:48:25 | |
I wanted to beat Danny in the ski lift so bad. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
I'm quite loud, very loud. Always happy, dancing all the time. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:33 | |
Everyone underestimates little Baz. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
Baz is going to be a demon to beat. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
He just literally gets hit by everything. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Literally hit by everything, back up. Hit by everything. Back up. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:45 | |
I don't know what Danny's on. He's amazed me. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
-There he goes! -He just goes for everything, 100%. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
I was not expecting that to come from him. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
Even when he's tired, he's still full of energy. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:58 | |
-I think Katri's very determined. -She's going to be a really hard contestant to beat. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:03 | |
She's a boxer, she won't give up. She's trained not to give up. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:06 | |
She's going to knock me out! | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
I'm a little bit nervous about the Wipeout Zone. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
I think it's going to be really close tonight. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
10 grand, it would change my life completely. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
I'm not the cute little Baz that everyone thinks I am. I'm mean! | 0:49:17 | 0:49:21 | |
I don't like that pie. That pie on that granny's house. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
That really smacked me in the face. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Who's going to win this title bout tonight? It's me. Hey. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:31 | |
The boy will become a man today. Definitely. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
I win, lose, no matter what. I've got enough people back home. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
They'll be proud of me. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
It's all about the Bs tonight. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
B for boxer, B for baby face and B for bin man. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
It's Baltic here. It's the Wipeout Zone | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
and Katri is the first to b-b-brave it. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:00 | |
Watch this snow queen beat the boys. Woo-hoo! | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -And so the clock starts. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:20 | |
-Amazing! -Katri will be setting the time to beat. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
That looks cold. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
She swims to the North Pole. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
Which sounds more impressive than I meant it to... | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
Anyway, she's started. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
A steady start, though, for Katri. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
Up on to the Icy Stairs. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
This never looks easy. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:45 | |
Timing a jump is crucial. Nicely done. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
-Oh, no. Stuck between two wobbly stairs. Not a good place to be. -Hang on, hang on, hang on. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:54 | |
Up on to the top set. This is a good time so far. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
-The hard bit's going back down. -Oh! | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
Ooh. No, I can't watch. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
I have to, it's my job. I'm watching. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
Oh... How's she not been flung off? | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
Wow! Actual flying. A flying Finnish! Oh, I've done it. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:19 | |
There it is. Right, the Ice Picks. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
You've got to be careful with those fellas. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
-They can easily catch you out. Katri has been caught out. -Oh, no! | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
That little knock is a massive setback. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
Slides straight into the water. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
Katri hauls herself up the ladder. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
and now has to face the Frightcicles. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
-Come on, Katri. -Timing is crucial. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:47 | |
Oh, she's OK. She's OK. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:48 | |
Just managed to stay on there somehow. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
She's got to choose her moment. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
And here she goes. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:58 | |
Yes, she's done it. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Apart from that earlier slip up, this is an impressive time. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
-Here we go. No, I don't believe it! -She's in. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:08 | |
She never even got on. That's a shame. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
Those things are tough. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
Draining energy with every climb. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Time's slipping away. Katri climbs up to the finish line. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
Her ordeal almost over. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
Katri finishes in three minutes and nine seconds. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:26 | |
Katri. Oh, my goodness, my gorgeous girl. Look at you. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:31 | |
That tray really shoots you. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
Katri, you've been absolutely brilliant from start to "Finnish" today, | 0:52:34 | 0:52:39 | |
In have a grand old time of three minutes and nine seconds. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
-Woo! -Yours is the time to beat | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
-and Baz is up next. Let's watch. -Perfect. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:49 | |
Watch the boy turn in to a man. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
Baby Face Baz now. Really has matured. Here we go. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
Ooh! Smackdown on the baby face. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
Ow! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
But no matter. Small but tough. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
Baz is up and swimming to conquer the North Pole. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:12 | |
He's up on to it. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
A little slip. No real problem here though. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
-Come on, Baz! -Onto the Icy Stairs. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
Makes it to the second flight. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
-Whoa! Whoa! -At least he's having fun! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:34 | |
He leaps on to the third set now. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
Oh, he's light as a feather. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
He's giggling. Nearly at the summit. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
Baz is at the top! | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
-Oh, no! -No! -Baz got bumped off! | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
Oh, he couldn't have fallen from a greater height. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
That is a real setback. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
Baz must now climb up the ladder to face the Ice Picks. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
This is tiring stuff. It saps the energy. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
He's going for it in one! Still going! That was incredible! | 0:54:12 | 0:54:16 | |
That was amazing! | 0:54:16 | 0:54:17 | |
Superb dash has got Baz back in to this! He needs a good dismount now. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:22 | |
That IS good. This is turning into a very quick time. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:30 | |
Baz just has the Impossible Snowflakes now. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
He's on to the first one. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:34 | |
He's already gone one better than Katri here... | 0:54:34 | 0:54:38 | |
Oh, no! He's off! | 0:54:38 | 0:54:41 | |
I think those Impossible Snowflakes are justifying their name again. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:46 | |
A swim and a last climb up for Baz. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
This is quicker than Katri. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:53 | |
Come on, Baz! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
Yes, and Baz takes the lead! | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
Baz, I know I called you baby face earlier, but I take it back. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:03 | |
-That was a very grown up, mature performance. -Thank you. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
Katri was equally brilliant here tonight. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
Baz, you were faster! | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
Katri, I'm sorry, my darling. Go join the others. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
Well, Baz... | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
-you know what this means! Yours is the time to beat. -Yes. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
-Feeling confident? -Yes. -All right. Danny's up next. Let's watch. -OK. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:26 | |
I'm Dan, Dan, the dustbin man. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
I hope this chair doesn't send me to the landfill. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
Wheelie Dan there like a penguin, | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
being chucked out of a massive catapult. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
That certainly was not rubbish. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
2 minutes 16 is the time to beat. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
Dan had the fastest time on the Qualifier | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
and was last man dangling on the Ski Lift, | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
Baz should be seriously worried. From the North Pole, | 0:55:55 | 0:55:58 | |
it's onto the Icy Stairs. | 0:55:58 | 0:55:59 | |
They've been very jumpy today. Will Dan be able to hold on? | 0:55:59 | 0:56:03 | |
-Ooh. -Whoa! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
-Oh, my goodness! -That was unbelievable. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:11 | |
-What is he doing? -Dan's just going for it. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
He's forgotten about gravity again. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
Oh, no! Hang on. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
Can he make this final leap? Come on, Dan. Oh, no! | 0:56:24 | 0:56:28 | |
After a spectacular run on the Icy Stairs, he falls at the last hurdle. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:33 | |
He still has to face the Icy Picks. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
How's he going to play it? | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
He gets up and he's legging it! | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
-Oh, no! -Oh, it just didn't work. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
Dan gets picked off by the Icy Picks. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
And he's got to tackle the Frightcicles next. | 0:56:49 | 0:56:52 | |
Ooh... | 0:56:52 | 0:56:53 | |
Dan really needs to pull something out of the bag here | 0:56:55 | 0:56:59 | |
if he's going to get near Baz's time. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:01 | |
Go! Yes. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:03 | |
Oh, and he's safe. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
Now he needs a really good exit. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
He's done it. He's still got to keep moving. Come on, Dan! | 0:57:07 | 0:57:12 | |
On to the first Snowflake. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:14 | |
Oh, no. Just look at the clock! It's all too late. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:18 | |
-Look at him! Oh my God! -On to the second. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:22 | |
-Yes! -And he's hit the button. Unbelievable! | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
Dan just made the impossible possible. | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
Groundbreaking run from Wheelie Dan... | 0:57:28 | 0:57:30 | |
only five seconds short of Baz's time. Dazzling effort. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
Oh, my goodness, that was one of the most exciting finishes I've ever seen. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:39 | |
That is awesome, that is absolutely brilliant. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:43 | |
You were absolutely awesome, you were absolutely brilliant, | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
been smiling, happy and positive all day | 0:57:46 | 0:57:48 | |
and look at that smile still on you. I can reveal... | 0:57:48 | 0:57:52 | |
Baz, you are the champion! Congratulations. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:59 | |
Tennis coach Baz Bignall is the proud owner of £10,000 and that Winter Wipeout Trophy. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:05 | |
Time for one last viewer comment. "Hammond, | 0:58:05 | 0:58:08 | |
"please stop ending the show with clips of people getting hurt. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:12 | |
"It really puts me off my biscuit and makes my wife feel queasy." | 0:58:12 | 0:58:16 | |
Well, ComfySlippers43, | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
on behalf of the BBC, I can assure you that we will never... | 0:58:18 | 0:58:23 | |
ever... | 0:58:23 | 0:58:24 | |
do that... | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
again. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:27 | |
From Amanda and me... | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
it's goodnight. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:32 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd. | 0:58:48 | 0:58:51 | |
E-mail [email protected]. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:54 |