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Upon this planet we call Earth

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is a bleak yet beautiful snow-covered continent.

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The inhabitants of this untouched paradise

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include the cute little penguin,

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the fluffy polar bear,

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and the Big Red Balls.

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This is Winter Wipeout.

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20 foolhardy Brits, including a nurse, a teacher and a librarian,

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are about to take on the Winter Wipeout course.

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One will be crowned champion, win ten grand and be remembered forever.

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The other 19 will be instantly forgotten.

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Let the wintry games begin!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome.

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Now, they're always looking for ways to improve Winter Wipeout,

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so I've been on my daughter's computer to see what other people are saying.

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So, Janice94, here says, "Have you ever noticed that Richard Hammond

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"frequently makes up words in a bid to make himself sound clever?"

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Well, Janice94, that is utter "toffnet".

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So what will the competitors be "suspiculorating" over today?

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The Qualifier - it's "scariffcular".

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The Ski Lift - totally "puntidious".

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Winter Blunderland - a truly "kingcatchulet" challenge.

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And finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone -

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in a word "spensperbulate".

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OK, I've got another one here. Bieber Fever says,

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"I am outraged by the tactless use of the raspberry sound

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"on Winter Wipeout."

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Well, Bieber Fever, I have it on good faith that we never add

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artificial raspberry sounds. Everything is real,

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even the snow, so over to Amanda Byram - 100% real.

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-Good morning, Miss Bardon.

-Morning, Amanda, you can call me Suze.

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-You can call me Miss Byram.

-Oh, OK. Good morning, Miss Byram.

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Suze is from Tunbridge Wells and she's a teacher who loves to dance.

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-RASPBERRY BLOWN

-Oh.

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Is that dancing and booty shaking going to help you today?

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I hope so, I think my split leaps will help me across those balls.

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-Oh, what's a split leap?

-RASPBERRY BLOWN

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-Oh, come on!

-Oh!

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This Suze is going on a first class cruise to winner's island.

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-RASPBERRY BLOWN

-We've hardly started and already... Yeah.

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The first obstacle Split Leap Suze must face is the Candy Hoops,

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but don't eating them, you'll lose a tooth - at least.

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So, off sets Suze to the Candy Hoops.

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Here we go.

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Oh! And the hoops deliver today's first wipeout.

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She won't get a good grade for that one.

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So it's back up the stairs for Suze to take on the next two candy hoops.

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They look nice!

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Oh! Still no sign of a split leap.

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Maybe she can do one at Granny's House?

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GUITAR RIFF PLAYS

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Sounds like Granny's practising a solo guitar riff in there.

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She actually does play. Here we go.

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-Come on, Suze, the clock is ticking.

-All right, careful of Granny.

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Yeah. Oh. Oh! That's a shame. Suze has slipped on Granny's pie.

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She did try one of her split leaps but it didn't work out for her.

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So Suze gets a chance to save some face,

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possibly quite literally, of course, or lose.

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She's passed Tevez, just one more swinging door and she is through.

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Oh, oh! YES! Well done, Suze.

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Now, most travelators take you somewhere nice, like to a plane

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that'll whisk you off to the Maldives,

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But this one just takes you to four big red balls.

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Suze ascends the stairs,

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checks through passport control, browses the gin in duty free

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and...here she goes.

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Wow!

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Well, no holding back. Suze really went for that.

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It wasn't very good, but she really gave it everything.

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Optimism turning to terror in her face. Fantastic jumping.

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Still no sign of a split leap.

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And remember, only the fastest 12 qualify for the next round,

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so Suze needs to be quick on this final obstacle,

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the dreaded... What is it? It's like a giant toast rack.

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Who comes up with this stuff? I mean, what?

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Well, whatever it is, teacher Suze prepares herself and takes on

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the Giant Toast Rack. Crumbs! It's relevant, crumbs. Never mind.

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-She's over the first...slice?

-Suze, you lose.

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Yeah, second slice beckons.

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Yeah, she's over there and here's the split leap!

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Just the Jumbo Mouse Trap to go now.

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One more spit leap from there and she'll be on to the finish podium.

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Come on, Suze. Do it for the board of governors.

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Do it for the PTA. Do it for class 3C.

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YES! A split leap onto the finish podium

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and in a time of four minutes, ten seconds.

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An A for effort.

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If not dignity.

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This picture of family bliss comes courtesy of siblings

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Arif and Elise and they want to know who is best

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at winter obstacle courses.

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Argh!

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Arif is a circus performer and hammers nails up his nose.

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Apart from that, he's completely normal.

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-Elise teaches teenagers PE.

-Argh!

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Yeah, you can just sense the frustration there, can't you?

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Off sets Elise towards the most colourful PE apparatus

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she's ever faced.

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Oh, she's through the first one. Oh...through the first two!

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Candy hoop three? No, fails her.

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She's through, Elise is up and... Oh, no, no!

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Nearly though, nearly made it through the fourth hoop.

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Brother Arif's go now. He might be a circus performer,

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but can he become a ring master? Oh, no. No.

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Sister Elise visiting Granny's House now.

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Flies by the pie...

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Oh, ignores the door, dodges the dog... Oh, no!

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That door might have connected with her there.

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Granny timing that to perfection.

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So, can circus performer Arif juggle these Big Red Balls?

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No! Though he did miss the first one completely.

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Look at that. No concern whatsoever for his own personal safety.

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But here's a man who likes to juggle claw hammers.

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Back to Elise.

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She's on to the Toast Rack, over the first slice

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and takes a blow to the head. Can she make it over the second slice?

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Here we go. Yes! No! Oh! No.

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Oh, yes, eventually.

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Now preparing herself for the mouse trap thing there.

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Here we go. She's on. She's on.

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Oh! Big dive. She's hanging on.

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Can she make it on to the finish podium? Here we go. YES!

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That's like the second teacher today.

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Is this a theme? I don't know.

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Now for Arif's big finish. Can he be

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the first non-teacher to make it over the Mouse Trap?

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Here we go. Oh, no! Maybe only teachers can do it.

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So time to find out the result of today's sibling rivalry.

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Who was the best?

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I can reveal which one of you was faster right now.

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Brother and sister, hold each other tight,

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because, Elise, you were faster!

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Woo-hoo!

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Right, time to improve this show with some more viewer opinions.

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I haven't printed this out, I copied it out with pen.

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I can't use the printer. This next one is from My Family Fan.

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"Whenever Winter Wipeout has a competitor with connections

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"to a foreign country, Richard Hammond makes lots of weak puns

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"based on their nationality. Stop it, Hammond.

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"Stop it now."

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Well, I fiercely refute such base allegations. Just look.

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The next contestant is from Finland.

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See, nothing.

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I, for one, think you're going to "Finnish" first.

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Oh, brilliant(!)

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-Get it?

-Yeah!

-Finnish!

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-Like, Finland.

-Yeah, you've made me look like a right twerp. Thanks(!)

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Katri leads a double life.

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By day, she's a make-up artist. By night...a boxer.

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Obviously. Her one weakness is a fear of cold water.

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Oh no! Why is she putting herself through this then?

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Right. But she didn't like that, obviously.

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When Katri's done applying lipstick and pummelling people,

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she likes to dress up as Marilyn Monroe.

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Just like me! I didn't say that. That's... I don't...

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That was just the one time. Oh! Ow!

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So another dip for Katri. Some Like It Hot, she hates it chilly.

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Yeah! Right, who's next?

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This is Darren from Maidstone. He's a part-time cleaner

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and loves eating donuts.

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Is there anything that you're really, really good at?

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Eating? HE LAUGHS

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Told you.

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Just hope Darren doesn't mistake these hoops for donuts.

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Oh, hang on!

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I think he actually took a bite out of that one. Look.

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Grrrr! Sugar-coated. Mmmmm!

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-Come on, Darren.

-He's really struggling. Poor Darren.

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Here come the boys. They're like Argentine Navy Seals.

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I know what Darren's thinking though.

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"Have they brought donuts?"

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Come on, Darren. Yes.

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Let's come back to Darren.

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This is Shavon. She's a soul singer from Hackney.

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-SHAVON SCREAMS

-Oh, listen to that vocal range!

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Dogs all over the world are looking up right now. Oh!

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Oh, no! Shriek-a-lot Shavon is off.

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We're gonna have loads of fun. Bring it on!

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Shavon's got twinkle toes.

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Sneaking past Granny's House will be a doddle.

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Here we go. Oh!

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Yeah, seems twinkle toes don't have especially good grip.

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But can Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes get past Granny's pie?

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Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, no. Not past the door though.

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Shavon might have a problem here.

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Tevez's favourite meal is twinkle toes.

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Oh, no, she has dodged the dog.

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Oh, Granny's on fire today!

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This is Ikem, a former world-class athlete

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who once whipped Steve Ovett's 800 metre record.

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Today he's come out of retirement to put the great back into Britain.

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In Argentina.

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If I don't do well, I'm in serious trouble, that's for sure.

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I'm going to go so fast, all you'll see is skid marks.

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Bleurgh!

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So the comeback starts now. Time to sit back and admire true... Oh.

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No. Oh...

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Eek, Ikem!

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A minor blip there for Ikem. He's bound to be a bit rusty,

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but I'm sure his massive comeback will begin any moment now.

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This is it. Oh. What's he doing?

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Come on, Ikem!

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Right. Here we go. Time for the comeback comeback.

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Here we go. Oh!

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No! That was messy!

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SHE LAUGHS

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What tactics have you got in order to get around this course?

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Right, Granny's House, you've got to be over that first bit

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and then underneath and slide.

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Yeah, he forgot to factor in the slightly slippy corner on the way.

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It got him, but now to implement the rest of the comeback strategy.

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Oh! Where's the slide, Ikem? There's the slide. Look.

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OK, this is good comeback strategy he's working now.

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Just the door to go.

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Oh, no!

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He's going to need another comeback.

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In terms of Red Balls, I'm going to triple jump it.

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Try and do it in two jumps.

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Wow! Get ready for the greatest comeback, comeback, comeback

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of all time! Oh! How many comebacks is one person allowed?

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Is there a limit?

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Right. Time for the toast rack.

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Nice tidy jump here, Ikem.

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Oh! Oh, I felt that.

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Yeah. Hopefully Ikem can have a comeback in the next round.

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Yeah, time for a leader board.

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So, Katri Likes It Hot tops the table with Sister Elise

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and Brother Arif in second and third.

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Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes have landed her in fourth,

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with Ikem back in fifth and Split Leap Suze bottom of the class.

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Right, time for the next challenge then.

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I'm about to meet a dustman... who wears a dustman's hat.

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He wears cor blimey trousers and is about to go kerr-splat!

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So, listen, is your job a little bit rubbish then?

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It's a little bit rubbish, but it's a lot entertaining.

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We find lots of stuff, people come out and say hello,

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It's really good, it's fun. Always have a laugh,

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just little jigs and stuff when I'm loading. It's all good, yeah.

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-Jigs?

-Always...like that. It's all good.

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So will Dan be rubbish, or will he clear up?

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Whoa! Hang on! Wow! Oh.

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Nothing rubbish about that!

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He should've been a world-class athlete instead. This is impressive.

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-Oh! Ow! Oh! Just... Ow!

-That was a little bit rubbish.

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Maybe more used to handling wheelie bins? Oh, right in the face!

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Wheelie Dan from Didcot travelates his way to the Big Balls now.

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Oh! Oh! Great effort though!

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Yeah, looks like the balls have disposed of him anyway.

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But Wheelie Dan cleans up with a super fast time.

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Wheelie well done! Oh, I'll give that up.

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This is car crazy Jemma from Cambridgeshire.

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She's fuelled by petrol power.

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This is Johnson from Somerset. He's an ex-jockey. That's horse power.

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And this is Lucy. She once won a J-Lo booty shaking competition

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in Lanzarote. She is Booty Power.

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So Jockey Johnson is under starter's orders,

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hoping horse power will win the day. Oh!

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-SHE NEIGHS

-Amanda's been drinking the water again.

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But Johnson is doing well and he's across!

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Jemma's revving up to show us what petrol power can do.

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She's manoeuvred past the second ring and is onto the third.

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Jemma's a self-confessed speed freak...

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Oh, Ah!

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She may need a bit of a jump start here. This is just going to hurt.

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Oh, no, she's done it. Last to go is Lucy.

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Looks like she's sitting this dance out.

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-LUCY SCREAMS

-Oh, no, that's not worked.

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Jockey Johnson is now preparing for the jump season.

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Next fence is Big Balls Brook. Here we go.

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He broke it!

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He knocked a red bit off, then launched headlong into ball two.

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Now Jump Start Jemma's here to put pedal to metal and really unleash...

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Oh, it's like she's stuck in first gear.

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Come on, change up.

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Oh, no, she's stalled.

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Jockey Johnson again doing a bit of rodeo on the Toast Rack.

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-That's not what it's for!

-This is what you do best.

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He's fallen at the final hurdle.

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Ow, and look it's Booty Lucy.

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Can the power of her booty beat the Mousetrap?

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Oh, the determination, the steely grit,

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almost hanging on there with her teeth.

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She's been chucked about but she's not giving up. Come on...

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use that bottom power, Booty Lucy!

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Oh, yes, she's made... No!

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Which means Jockey Johnson's horse power has won this derby.

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While Jemma's petrol power is second to get the chequered flag.

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And finally Lucy's booty power brings up the...rear.

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Well, how are we feeling?

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Absolutely knackered. I'm not going to lie to you.

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That was a lot tougher than I expected it to be.

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Doughnut Darren knows exactly what you mean, Lucy.

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Cos, oh, think he might have had a bit too much of Granny's pie.

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Come on, Darren,

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think if them as just four waffer-thin mints.

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You can squeeze them in.

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He'll be thankful for the travelator.

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Never seen anyone actually need it to get there.

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Come on, compose yourself.

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This is it. He's going for it. Oh, this is beautiful.

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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I'd like to advise anyone watching at home

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not to attempt this after a heavy lunch.

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The next contestant is, what, 12 maybe? 10?

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Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's Wipeout time!

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This is Baz. He claims his unblemished baby face

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earns him a lot of attention from the ladies.

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Ow! Maybe not so much, anymore. He looks different now.

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Although that will gain him a lot of attention.

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What was that?

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So, as well as looking really young it seems Baz also weighs next to nothing.

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Did anyone checks this guy's ID? There's insurance implications.

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So Baby-face Baz is back on his feet... What a slide.

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He's doing well!

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Oh, he WAS doing well. He's not now.

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Apparently Baz is a tennis coach.

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I bet he's never had to deal with a smash like that.

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He must have a tiny rattle and everything.

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So Baby Face Baz is still alive and making his way onto the travelator.

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Can he bring some youthful energy to the balls? Here he goes!

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One... two... three...

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three again...water.

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When Baz isn't pretending to be over 18

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to get on international game shows

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he works in Santa's Kitchen, just off the A21...

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in Kent... as a little elf.

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Sounds magical. Bless him.

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On to the Toast Rack.

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Come on, little cute baby-face elf Baz, believe.

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You can do it. Yes. Here we go.

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And that's why you need to be 18 or over to apply for Winter Wipeout.

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-Did you enjoy yourself?

-Yeah, great fun. I want to do it again.

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You can't, sorry. Take your headband and go study for your 11-plus.

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Go on, go home. It's way past your bedtime.

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Introducing Sue from Grimston.

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Now, don't be fooled by her slightly domestic approach,

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Sue is a campanologist. I love that.

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Living in the great outdoors, a hunter, a survival expert,

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pitting her fragile human wits against the elements,

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beating nature at its own game.

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-Ah, not again!

-What?! Campanology's bell-ringing?

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Anyway, Survival Sue's job is post-lady

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so she goes past grannies' houses on a daily basis.

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No post today then. Maybe not.

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I think what's required here is someone a little bit more...

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I don't know what that says. It's too fast and bendy.

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Fred, what is that makes you such a dangerous person to know?

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I've been poisoned,

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shot in an accidental discharge of a firearm.

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I was in Machu Picchu for the land slide,

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I was in Chile for the earthquake.

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When I went to Portugal on holiday in 1974 as a young boy

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I got caught up in a coup there.

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This guy's a jinx. How does he get travel insurance?

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I know no danger, I know no fear, in fact, I know nothing.

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I know not to stand next to you. But if Fred knows nothing

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then he won't know about Granny's pie. Uh-oh. You see? He doesn't.

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Now Fred knows about something.

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As a former police diver, he's overcome poisoning,

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being shot, military coups and earthquakes.

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But can Uninsurable Fred survive the Big Red Balls?

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The dogged walk of a man to whom things happen.

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Nope. Those Balls are officially more dangerous than poison.

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We can probably put that on a form.

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Uninsurable Fred takes on the Toast Rack.

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If he wins today, he says he'll take his granddaughter to Florida.

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The travel insurance alone would be ten grand. He'll need to win.

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Here we go.

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More stuff happening to Uninsurable Fred.

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He's really getting jostled now.

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This must bring back memories of that landslide. Just with more foam.

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15 down, five to go

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and this is Jane. She's a housewife and mum of two.

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With this feather duster in hand,

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this domestic goddess is here to clean up Winter Wipeout.

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Jane's left the washing up in the kitchen sink

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and eloped to Argentina to show her family who the REAL Jane is.

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And this is a perfect opportunity to show them she's no plain Jane.

0:21:520:21:56

Here we go. This is it.

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Oh, my God!

0:21:590:22:02

That was insane!

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No regard for her own safety whatsoever!

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If Insane Jane cleans her house with this much enthusiasm, it must be spotless.

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Come on, Jane, unleash yourself from the shackles of domesticity,

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throw down that duster, cast off those oven gloves,

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switch off Homes Under The Hammer.

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And get busy. Oh. This is fabulous.

0:22:250:22:29

Come on Jane. You CAN do this!

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So Jane breaks free from her old life and completes the Qualifier

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in a magnificent time of 3:02. What a goddess.

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Now pop the kettle on while we look at the snowboard.

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Wheelie Dan's bagged the top spot. Baby Face Baz bounces into fourth...

0:22:510:22:57

Insane Jane's polishing number seven...

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and Ikem-back's comeback is looking shaky down in 11th.

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Right. Time for another viewer suggestion from the internet.

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"I love Winter Wipeout. The presenter is great.

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"He somehow manages to be hilarious and poignant all at the same time.

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"I just wish there was a live Winter Wipeout

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"so I could go and watch this brilliant show in person."

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And that comment was from a... Mrs Hammond.

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What excellent taste she has. Well, Mrs Hammond, you're in luck

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because I can now officially announce a special live spin-off event...

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Byram on Ice! It's a Winter Wipeout ballet spectacular

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and here's a little preview.

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This is dance. This is Byram.

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And this is the show's choreographer...

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Benny, a librarian from Hackney.

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Wow. It's actually good.

0:23:550:23:57

Bravo! I've seen Phantom and I actually think this is better.

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OK, I admit the end needs a bit of work. Peters out a bit.

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Back to the competition. Bolshoi Benny takes on Granny's house.

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So graceful.

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So dainty. Nice toes! Oh, I believe that's a swan dive.

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Oh, naughty toes. That's all gone wrong. Just fell in.

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Benny jumps over Tevez, makes a bit of a mess of that.

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The Bolshoi won't be happy.

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Bolshoi Benny. Big Balls.

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Time for a grande jete. Ohhh!

0:24:280:24:33

He's in Swan Lake.

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I think you'll find this is more of a Nut Cracker.

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Gordon Bennett.

0:24:430:24:44

It's time for the final act.

0:24:440:24:47

Oh, Benny tried some sort of complicated move there

0:24:470:24:50

but didn't really pull it off. Unless he meant that. I doubt it.

0:24:500:24:54

Even the Toast Rack's a ballet critic.

0:24:540:24:57

Oh, look at him pirouetting his way to the finish line.

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So Bolshoi Benny begins the glorious transformation from ugly duckling...

0:25:000:25:05

..to beautiful swan.

0:25:070:25:10

Oh, that is beautiful. The elegance. The grace.

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Oh, it's all very Bolshoi.

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Any moment now. Are we ready?

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It's going to be big. It's going to be quite a finish.

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Oh, maybe not.

0:25:230:25:24

I'm glad to see that I haven't got mud on my shoes, anyway.

0:25:260:25:30

I haven't got any mud on my white tights.

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Performing this ancient and revered Maori war dance is Natalia,

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a rugby player... from Bath...in Somerset.

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Nata The Haka is a scrum half for her local team.

0:25:450:25:48

I'm sure her physical strength

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and determination will get her past these Hoops.

0:25:500:25:53

-Oh, howzat?

-Painful I'd expect.

0:25:530:25:56

And this is another sportswoman - Beth, a champion windsurfer.

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Her balance should be excellent...

0:26:020:26:04

Oh, I should just stop saying things.

0:26:040:26:06

Hope that hasn't taken the wind out of her sails.

0:26:060:26:09

Windy Beth's used to slippery surfaces

0:26:110:26:13

but clearly not Argentine snow.

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Come on, Beth.

0:26:170:26:19

Get up the stairs!

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Oh, this is painful.

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Look, Nata The Haka's converted it.

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-Natalia, you're going the wrong way.

-Oh. Took a knock in the scrum.

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Windy Beth now. Takes a fall on the travelator.

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It seems a lack of balance

0:26:450:26:46

is no barrier to becoming a windsurfing champion.

0:26:460:26:49

Here we go. Oh!

0:26:490:26:51

Nata The Haka now. She's got a gum shield.

0:26:530:26:55

A bit overcautious.

0:26:550:26:58

Ow!

0:26:580:26:59

-Oh, Natalia!

-Good job she had a gum shield.

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Nata really got a mauling there, face first into the pontoon.

0:27:040:27:09

Windy Beth.

0:27:090:27:10

Should be used to standing on really unstable platforms above water...

0:27:100:27:16

Is it me saying these things or... Sorry!

0:27:160:27:20

Nata The Haka has succeeded where Beth has failed

0:27:200:27:23

but can she make it onto the Mousetrap?

0:27:230:27:27

Yes!

0:27:270:27:29

She's taken a bit of a pummelling today

0:27:290:27:31

but just one more jump stands between her and a nice hot bath.

0:27:310:27:33

Come on, Nata The Haka! Oh, look, she's really trying.

0:27:330:27:38

Oh. Yeah, make that a cold dip instead.

0:27:380:27:44

Today's penultimate contestant is Paul. Oh, yeah.

0:27:460:27:51

When Paul's not busy dancing, he's busy giving out flu jabs.

0:27:530:27:58

He's not giving me a flu jab.

0:27:580:28:00

But it's not just dancing Paul's good at.

0:28:000:28:04

Oh, no, this guy can sing too.

0:28:040:28:06

# There's no business

0:28:060:28:08

# Like snow business Like snow business I know. #

0:28:080:28:12

Wow! He killed a tree with a song!

0:28:140:28:18

Paul's also in an a cappella choir. Very Glee.

0:28:180:28:21

He sings bass - must have a very low voice.

0:28:210:28:24

-PAUL SCREAMS

-Oh, except when he screams.

0:28:240:28:26

Still, less damaging than his singing. No trees fell over.

0:28:260:28:29

# As soon as I wake up Every night, every day

0:28:290:28:34

# I know it's you I need to take my blues away. #

0:28:340:28:38

Amanda! Get away from the trees!

0:28:380:28:40

Paul's a nurse in a children's hospital.

0:28:400:28:43

Can he get past Granny's house with needing a Mr Bump plaster?

0:28:430:28:46

No. That one's for you, kids.

0:28:460:28:48

Don't laugh - he makes you better.

0:28:530:28:55

If Gleeful Paul's going to qualify for the next round

0:28:550:28:58

he needs to beat Shriek-a-lot Shavon's 3:43.

0:28:580:29:03

Come on! Don't stop believing! Hang on to that... Toast Rack.

0:29:030:29:09

Ow!

0:29:090:29:12

You can do it, Paul. I want him to do it, I really do.

0:29:120:29:15

Here goes, second attempt.

0:29:150:29:17

Ow.

0:29:170:29:18

What's wrong with him?

0:29:180:29:20

He's got a headache now, obviously. Come on, Paul.

0:29:200:29:23

He really is making a song and dance of this.

0:29:230:29:26

This is getting very close now.

0:29:260:29:28

Paul needs to get a move on if he wants to stay gleeful. No!

0:29:280:29:31

That's the wrong way, Paul!

0:29:350:29:37

He's got to get a move on if he's going to do this. Come on, please!

0:29:370:29:40

Think of Glee and those jazz hands!

0:29:400:29:42

There's no time for jazz hands, Amanda! Ah, I can't watch!

0:29:420:29:46

Here we go! He's going for it. He's exhausted, but he's going to do it!

0:29:460:29:49

# Don't stop believing... #

0:29:490:29:51

He is doing it!

0:29:510:29:54

Oh!

0:29:540:29:55

Yeah, you can stop believing now, Paul. Turns out it wasn't true.

0:29:550:30:00

Looks like Shavon is still hanging on to the last place,

0:30:000:30:04

despite Paul's very best efforts.

0:30:040:30:06

Paul takes his final bow.

0:30:060:30:09

That was harder than it looks.

0:30:090:30:10

Please don't sing!

0:30:100:30:11

The final contestant is Matt. He's a history teacher from Newport.

0:30:130:30:17

Will you be drawing on any historical situation

0:30:190:30:22

to bring here today in order to do Winter Wipeout extremely well?

0:30:220:30:25

I think you've got to look at Churchill, really, for inspiration.

0:30:250:30:30

Churchill is my inspiration.

0:30:300:30:32

So let's hope we don't see too much blood, sweat and tears here.

0:30:320:30:37

Oh.

0:30:370:30:38

He's history already!

0:30:400:30:43

That's an early treat for Matt's students.

0:30:430:30:45

Their history class will never be the same again!

0:30:450:30:48

He'll appreciate being reminded of this moment, I'm sure.

0:30:480:30:51

Matt is also house master,

0:30:510:30:53

and likes to spice up his assemblies with an Argentine tango.

0:30:530:30:56

Let's see if Granny's in the mood for dancing.

0:30:560:31:01

Oh, no. Too fruity for Granny, just like the tango.

0:31:030:31:08

Matt tried one of Suze's split leaps.

0:31:090:31:12

Probably should have warmed up first.

0:31:120:31:15

So, a bedraggled and weary Matt makes his way to the Big Balls,

0:31:180:31:22

but has he surrendered? No! There's still some fight in this old dog.

0:31:220:31:26

He shall fight them on the stairs!

0:31:260:31:28

He shall fight them on the travelator,

0:31:280:31:30

and he shall fight them on the Big Red Balls.

0:31:300:31:33

This is an inspiration. You should draw inspiration...

0:31:360:31:40

Oh, it's all broken and he's fallen off.

0:31:400:31:42

If Matt teaches history for another thousand years,

0:31:420:31:46

his students will still say this was his finest hour.

0:31:460:31:50

So today's final obstacle, and Matt's very own D-Day.

0:31:520:31:55

He's got to beat three minutes and 43 seconds

0:31:550:31:58

to get through to the next round.

0:31:580:31:59

Come on, Matt. Oh, he's gone over the top. Oh!

0:31:590:32:03

Struggling now.

0:32:040:32:05

This will go down in history as the great battle of the Toast Rack.

0:32:050:32:09

# There'll always be an England. #

0:32:090:32:14

Oh!

0:32:140:32:15

Yes, he's on the Mousetrap and taking no prisoners.

0:32:150:32:18

I don't know how he's still going. I just can't watch.

0:32:210:32:25

# As England... #

0:32:250:32:30

Come on, Matt! Come on! Come on!

0:32:300:32:32

He's done it! It's a glorious thing.

0:32:320:32:35

He's made it through to the next round.

0:32:350:32:37

Let's take a look at the Snowboard now.

0:32:370:32:40

So, Wheelie Dan does his rounds the quickest.

0:32:430:32:46

With Bolshoi Benny in joint third,

0:32:470:32:49

and Windy Beth sailing through in fifth.

0:32:490:32:51

Insane Jane makes it through in ninth,

0:32:510:32:54

and House Master Matt just makes the grade.

0:32:540:32:57

Time to wave a teary goodbye to the losers.

0:32:570:33:00

Now, time for my favourite bit of the show,

0:33:320:33:35

apart from the Big Balls and Granny's House,

0:33:350:33:37

and the Winter Wipeout Zone - that's brilliant!

0:33:370:33:39

But other than those other things, this next bit is my favourite.

0:33:390:33:43

That's right. It's Winter Blunderland.

0:33:430:33:45

-No, it's the Ski Lift.

-Is it?

0:33:450:33:46

Oh, I love the Ski Lift! That's my favourite!

0:33:460:33:50

Here's how it works.

0:33:590:34:01

There are 12 podiums, 12 contestants,

0:34:010:34:04

and everything rotates, including these.

0:34:040:34:07

Fall in the water and you're out of the game.

0:34:070:34:10

Be one of the last five hanging, and you're through to the next round.

0:34:100:34:13

Get your thermals on cos I am laying down some alpine badness.

0:34:130:34:17

Get down! No, I mean, really, get down. It's Ski Lift!

0:34:170:34:22

-Are you all ready?

-Yes.

0:34:220:34:25

Three, two, one.

0:34:250:34:28

So, a quick reminder of who'll be spinning on the Ski Lift today.

0:34:280:34:32

Fastest on the qualifier was Wheelie Dan.

0:34:320:34:36

Bin men have been around, they go around,

0:34:360:34:38

and they'll stay around for ever.

0:34:380:34:40

Ha, ha! He said "bin around"!

0:34:400:34:42

Katri Likes It Hot and Bolshoi Benny are still in the game.

0:34:420:34:45

I will soar, like the majestic snow goose. Squawk!

0:34:450:34:49

Strange man!

0:34:490:34:51

Joint third, Jockey Johnson, then Windy Beth, Baby-face Baz

0:34:510:34:56

and sister Elise.

0:34:560:34:58

Arif, it's already 1-0. Bring it on!

0:35:000:35:03

In eighth place, it's Uninsurable Fred.

0:35:030:35:06

"Snow" excuses.

0:35:060:35:07

It's delivery time!

0:35:070:35:09

Then there's Insane Jane and Jump Start Gemma.

0:35:090:35:13

Can't remember what I was going to say!

0:35:130:35:15

The engine's ticking over but the tank's empty. Brother Arif.

0:35:150:35:19

You may have won the battle, Elise, but this time, it's war.

0:35:190:35:24

Healthy sibling rivalry there. And finally, it's House Master Matt.

0:35:240:35:28

Today, I will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. It's snow time.

0:35:280:35:34

I'll decide when it's snow time. Thank you.

0:35:340:35:36

It's snow time!

0:35:360:35:37

The ski poles have started spinning, and these get higher and higher

0:35:370:35:41

as the game goes on, so this is the arm at its lowest. Not easy.

0:35:410:35:47

Only the final five will go through to Winter Blunderland,

0:35:470:35:52

which is my favourite round.

0:35:520:35:53

OK.

0:35:530:35:55

All jumping well.

0:35:550:35:57

Insane Jane has just flown out of control. Why am I not surprised?

0:36:010:36:05

And so has Elise.

0:36:050:36:07

Oh, and Elise is down.

0:36:080:36:11

The ski lift was too big! It was very high, very slippy.

0:36:140:36:18

I just couldn't hang on.

0:36:180:36:20

-C'est la vie.

-So, one down.

0:36:220:36:25

We've lost Elise.

0:36:250:36:26

11 still standing. Well, dangling.

0:36:280:36:31

Oh, Insane Jane narrowly avoided coming off there.

0:36:320:36:36

And Windy Beth really didn't avoid it. What a cartwheel!

0:36:360:36:40

That was unbelievable! Totally got annihilated.

0:36:400:36:45

Windy Beth really got the wind knocked out of her.

0:36:450:36:50

Two down.

0:36:500:36:51

Argh!

0:36:510:36:53

Oh, Uninsurable Fred's gone.

0:36:530:36:56

I just got it wrong. That's it.

0:36:560:36:59

Sorry, Lily, we're not going to Disneyland. It's Blackpool.

0:36:590:37:02

But I like Blackpool. It's fun!

0:37:020:37:05

Hang on, Gemma.

0:37:050:37:07

Argh!

0:37:070:37:10

Oh, that's housemaster Matt.

0:37:100:37:13

So the teacher from Newport is history.

0:37:130:37:16

Oh, one-handed. Didn't work.

0:37:160:37:18

That was absolute carnage up there. It was truly epic.

0:37:180:37:21

I wasn't able to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

0:37:210:37:25

At least I wiped out in spectacular fashion.

0:37:250:37:27

You did. Well done, sir.

0:37:270:37:29

Just three more competitors need to drop before we have the final five.

0:37:290:37:34

-Oh. Ow!

-Got him right in the stallion.

-It's getting serious now.

0:37:340:37:40

Wheee! Look! Sorry, serious. Amazing upper body strength needed for this.

0:37:400:37:45

They're swinging all over the place. Ow!

0:37:450:37:48

Oh, look at Jane! She's incredible. Look!

0:37:500:37:55

All that feather dusting is coming in handy.

0:37:550:37:57

And the show is over for Bolshoi Benny.

0:38:000:38:03

With perfect poise and grace, Benny leaves the stage a final time.

0:38:030:38:08

-Bravo.

-The Ski Lift was just, like, confusing.

0:38:080:38:13

Don't think I did enough finger training in my preparation.

0:38:130:38:16

A bit of an oversight, that was.

0:38:160:38:19

What style! What panache. What a swan song. Five are out.

0:38:190:38:24

Seven remain. And the ski poles are inching ever higher.

0:38:240:38:28

Jockey Johnson's taken a whack to the Red Rums.

0:38:280:38:32

He's going to be walking funny for weeks!

0:38:320:38:34

I thought riding down a beach gripping a horse was scary,

0:38:340:38:38

but seeing one of those beams coming at you is a different game.

0:38:380:38:42

Eye-watering stuff! So long, cowboy!

0:38:420:38:45

So, six contestants remain.

0:38:460:38:48

Jump Start Gemma, Baby-face Baz,

0:38:480:38:53

Brother Arif, Insane Jane,

0:38:530:38:56

Wheelie Dan and Katri Likes It Hot.

0:38:560:38:58

Only five can qualify.

0:38:580:39:00

Next to fall will be out of the competition for good.

0:39:000:39:03

Who's it going to be?

0:39:030:39:05

Ooh, really trying now. An athletic leap from Arif.

0:39:050:39:09

Desperate.

0:39:090:39:10

Jump Start Gemma's taking a real beating today.

0:39:100:39:13

Jane gives the arm a polish there.

0:39:130:39:15

Oh, no!

0:39:170:39:19

Oh, Jane is out of the game.

0:39:190:39:22

Unfortunately, all Jane's taking home is a carpet burn.

0:39:220:39:26

She misses out on the final spot.

0:39:260:39:28

If I wasn't so close, I would have been, oh, OK, but I was one away!

0:39:280:39:31

-Hopefully, I did myself proud.

-Ah, you did.

0:39:310:39:35

I think you made all of Britain proud, Jane.

0:39:350:39:37

That was a gutsy performance from the start.

0:39:370:39:40

How about another cup of tea? I'm parched, really.

0:39:400:39:43

So, this five are through to the next round.

0:39:430:39:46

Oh, Gemma's off! Really took a whack there.

0:39:460:39:48

Never mind, Gemma.

0:39:480:39:50

You get to do this all over again in Winter Blunderland.

0:39:500:39:53

That's no consolation, is it? No.

0:39:530:39:55

So, who will be crowned last one left dangling?

0:39:550:39:59

There is no actual crown, by the way. It's just a thing.

0:39:590:40:02

It's for the honour, if not the dignity.

0:40:020:40:07

Ooh, Baz is out. Maybe time for his afternoon nap.

0:40:070:40:10

That face flop can't have been good

0:40:100:40:12

for his boyish good looks, I imagine.

0:40:120:40:15

These are three tough cookies.

0:40:150:40:19

So Katri, Danny and Arif left.

0:40:190:40:22

Argh!

0:40:220:40:23

No, just Katri and Danny.

0:40:230:40:26

The ski poles are just too high for little Brother Arif.

0:40:270:40:31

So the battle rages between Wheelie Dan down and Katri Likes It Hot.

0:40:310:40:35

Only one of these two can be the last man or woman standing,

0:40:350:40:38

or hanging. How will this titanic battle be settled?

0:40:380:40:41

Oh, well, settled with a giant red ski pole in the midriff.

0:40:430:40:48

Katri Likes It Hot takes another dip

0:40:480:40:50

into that terrifyingly cold water.

0:40:500:40:53

And Wheelie Dan celebrates.

0:40:530:40:56

So, it's time now for Winter Blunderland. I love this.

0:41:000:41:04

I'm going to watch it with Amanda. I've got my winter gear all ready.

0:41:040:41:07

Ski goggles, all-weather, climate controlled snowsuit

0:41:070:41:11

and my special snowshoes.

0:41:110:41:12

So, here goes. Wait for me, Amanda.

0:41:120:41:16

Oh, these are really hard to walk in!

0:41:160:41:20

Hold on. I will... I'm going to...

0:41:200:41:24

Do you know what, I might watch it from here.

0:41:240:41:27

The five remaining contestants take a spin in the Winter Whizzy,

0:41:360:41:39

and it's a wobble over the Frosty Flipper,

0:41:390:41:42

dodge past the Crankshaft,

0:41:420:41:44

a skip across the Ro-terror-tator and a leap to the finish.

0:41:440:41:48

Plus they've got hockey players throwing giant pucks at their heads.

0:41:480:41:51

Last one across the ice hockey rink gets eliminated,

0:41:510:41:55

then it all happens again, to leave today's three finalists.

0:41:550:41:57

It's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready?

0:41:570:42:01

-Yes!

-Three, two, one.

0:42:010:42:05

So, the Winter Whizzy begins.

0:42:050:42:08

Still playing for that £10,000 prize are...

0:42:080:42:12

Wheelie Dan, who trashed the competition on the Ski Lift.

0:42:120:42:16

Katri Likes It Hot, who said she'd be in it to the finish.

0:42:170:42:23

Brother Arif, who's beaten his own sister to get this far.

0:42:230:42:27

Baby-face Baz.

0:42:280:42:30

Aged years in the last hour!

0:42:300:42:33

And Jump Start Gemma, whose outfit is burning my retinas.

0:42:340:42:38

The Winter Whizzy powers down.

0:42:410:42:43

The competitors have been dizzied to the exact Argentine specification.

0:42:430:42:47

So, it's a short jog to the Frosty Flipper.

0:42:490:42:52

I think Dan's forgotten how gravity works. It doesn't seem to apply.

0:42:520:42:56

Oh, it does.

0:42:560:42:57

Unfortunately, that means it's back to the ladder for him.

0:42:570:43:01

Katri is next in line for the Crankshaft, and for a swim.

0:43:010:43:07

I do love slow motion crank, to see all the action.

0:43:090:43:13

With Katri out of the way, is this Baz's time to shine?

0:43:130:43:17

Oh, not good!

0:43:170:43:21

Oh, good!

0:43:210:43:23

Better.

0:43:230:43:25

Besterest!

0:43:270:43:28

Can he hold onto the Iceberg?

0:43:280:43:31

This is looking good. Just one little leap left.

0:43:310:43:35

And he's done it!

0:43:350:43:37

It's a real shame he's got to do it all again in a few moments, but he's done it.

0:43:370:43:41

Hot on his heels is Dan, again.

0:43:410:43:45

Katri takes a cold dip. She won't like that.

0:43:450:43:49

I don't think Dan knows which way is up.

0:43:490:43:51

But he has just discovered which way is down.

0:43:540:43:57

Dan got to enjoy a nice spin on the iceberg.

0:43:570:44:00

Unfortunately, it's back to the ladder yet again for him.

0:44:000:44:04

Katri past the Crank Shaft and now it's Ro-terror-tator time.

0:44:050:44:09

Ooh, the ice hockey team trying to put Katri off.

0:44:100:44:13

And I think it's worked.

0:44:130:44:15

Katri on the floor again. Luckily not in the water.

0:44:150:44:19

Quickly back on to her feet and onto the iceberg.

0:44:190:44:22

Good work, Katri. She's just got to keep her balance now.

0:44:220:44:26

Oh, she didn't keep her balance.

0:44:280:44:30

-Still, Jemma hasn't even made it over the Frosty Flipper yet.

-I can't do this!

0:44:320:44:39

-Come on, Alan!

-Meanwhile, Arif is having his first go on the Ro-terror-tator.

0:44:390:44:44

Make that on the iceberg. Just one steady leap and he's through.

0:44:440:44:47

Keep it together now.

0:44:470:44:50

Perfect! Two places left. Is Dan about to claim one of them?

0:44:500:44:54

Ooh, yes, he is. It's just Jemma and Katri left now.

0:44:560:45:00

Oh, and that's a heck of a slap shot from the ice hockey boys.

0:45:020:45:05

But it doesn't seem to have put Katri off.

0:45:050:45:09

Katri's a little bit discombobulated but she will "Finnish". Get it?

0:45:100:45:14

Can Katri qualify?

0:45:140:45:15

One last leap.

0:45:170:45:19

Yes, she's done it! Safely across!

0:45:190:45:21

Which means Jemma won't get to have a go on the Winter Wipeout zone.

0:45:210:45:25

Gemma, oh, my darling, talk to me. You are not best pleased, are you?

0:45:250:45:29

That was just so hard, I couldn't jump over it.

0:45:290:45:34

Well, done you for getting this far, my darling, OK?

0:45:340:45:36

But you can't go any further. We'll see you later.

0:45:360:45:39

OK, thank you.

0:45:390:45:40

So, congratulations are in order for Baby Face Baz,

0:45:400:45:43

Brother Arif, Katri Likes It Hot and Wheelie Dan.

0:45:430:45:47

Although un-congratulations are also in order,

0:45:470:45:50

as they've got to go through the whole thing all over again.

0:45:500:45:53

YODELLING

0:45:530:45:55

And Arif shoots out first. Katri hot on his tail.

0:45:570:46:00

-SHE SCREAMS

-But not for long.

0:46:020:46:05

Brother Arif seems very confident now.

0:46:050:46:09

Here comes Dan. A little close for comfort.

0:46:090:46:11

Luckily, he seems to be politely waiting his turn on the Crankshaft.

0:46:110:46:15

Oh, no! Arif falls at the last hurdle.

0:46:170:46:20

If you can call that a hurdle, it's a crank shaft.

0:46:200:46:25

Dan's patience paying off. He's got a clear run ahead of him.

0:46:250:46:28

Look at this, like a true professional.

0:46:280:46:31

And he's across.

0:46:310:46:32

Wheelie Dan is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone, making that look easy. Ish.

0:46:320:46:39

Baz looking green with envy. Well, his shirt is.

0:46:390:46:42

Some elegant leaping. Will he be joining Dan in the Winter Wipeout Zone?

0:46:420:46:46

Both looking good. Yes, he will! Baby Face Baz is through!

0:46:460:46:50

So it's the battle of the red shorts, Katri and Arif.

0:46:500:46:54

Oh, Arif is down!

0:46:540:46:57

Oh, look at that.

0:46:570:46:59

-Oh, come on!

-Oh, no! Arif is off!

0:47:030:47:06

That's advantage Katri. But she's looking tired now.

0:47:080:47:13

On the Ro-terror-tator.

0:47:130:47:15

Keeping it together, making the leap on to the Iceberg,

0:47:150:47:19

can she make that final leap?

0:47:190:47:21

She's like Terminator now. Come on, Katri!

0:47:210:47:24

Yes! Katri is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone!

0:47:240:47:28

-SHE SCREAMS

-Well done, her. Bad luck, Arif.

0:47:280:47:32

You were so close but you were so very, very far.

0:47:320:47:36

Consolation good kiss.

0:47:360:47:38

SHE SCREAMS

0:47:400:47:42

No-one ever kisses ME on this programme.

0:47:460:47:49

Back off!

0:47:490:47:50

Anyway, it's almost time to enter the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:500:47:53

But hold your horses,

0:47:530:47:55

or whatever you're holding. I doubt you are holding horses.

0:47:550:47:58

Probably holding a biscuit?

0:47:580:48:00

So, hold onto your biscuit because it's time for a reminder

0:48:000:48:04

of the gruelling journey the finalists have been on.

0:48:040:48:07

I can't believe I'm in a final. This is absolutely amazing.

0:48:110:48:15

I thought I'd be out in the first round.

0:48:150:48:18

I didn't think anybody thought I was going to get as far as I did.

0:48:180:48:22

Sneaked into the final, haven't I?

0:48:220:48:25

I wanted to beat Danny in the ski lift so bad.

0:48:250:48:27

I'm quite loud, very loud. Always happy, dancing all the time.

0:48:270:48:33

Everyone underestimates little Baz.

0:48:330:48:36

Baz is going to be a demon to beat.

0:48:360:48:38

He just literally gets hit by everything.

0:48:380:48:40

Literally hit by everything, back up. Hit by everything. Back up.

0:48:400:48:45

I don't know what Danny's on. He's amazed me.

0:48:450:48:47

-There he goes!

-He just goes for everything, 100%.

0:48:470:48:50

I was not expecting that to come from him.

0:48:500:48:53

Even when he's tired, he's still full of energy.

0:48:530:48:58

-I think Katri's very determined.

-She's going to be a really hard contestant to beat.

0:48:580:49:03

She's a boxer, she won't give up. She's trained not to give up.

0:49:030:49:06

She's going to knock me out!

0:49:060:49:09

I'm a little bit nervous about the Wipeout Zone.

0:49:090:49:12

I think it's going to be really close tonight.

0:49:120:49:14

10 grand, it would change my life completely.

0:49:140:49:17

I'm not the cute little Baz that everyone thinks I am. I'm mean!

0:49:170:49:21

I don't like that pie. That pie on that granny's house.

0:49:210:49:24

That really smacked me in the face.

0:49:240:49:26

Who's going to win this title bout tonight? It's me. Hey.

0:49:260:49:31

The boy will become a man today. Definitely.

0:49:310:49:34

I win, lose, no matter what. I've got enough people back home.

0:49:340:49:37

They'll be proud of me.

0:49:370:49:39

It's all about the Bs tonight.

0:49:470:49:49

B for boxer, B for baby face and B for bin man.

0:49:490:49:53

It's Baltic here. It's the Wipeout Zone

0:49:530:49:56

and Katri is the first to b-b-brave it.

0:49:560:50:00

Watch this snow queen beat the boys. Woo-hoo!

0:50:030:50:07

-SHE SCREAMS

-And so the clock starts.

0:50:160:50:20

-Amazing!

-Katri will be setting the time to beat.

0:50:200:50:24

That looks cold.

0:50:250:50:27

She swims to the North Pole.

0:50:270:50:29

Which sounds more impressive than I meant it to...

0:50:290:50:32

Anyway, she's started.

0:50:320:50:35

A steady start, though, for Katri.

0:50:350:50:37

Up on to the Icy Stairs.

0:50:390:50:41

This never looks easy.

0:50:440:50:45

Timing a jump is crucial. Nicely done.

0:50:450:50:49

-Oh, no. Stuck between two wobbly stairs. Not a good place to be.

-Hang on, hang on, hang on.

0:50:490:50:54

Up on to the top set. This is a good time so far.

0:50:540:50:58

-The hard bit's going back down.

-Oh!

0:50:580:51:01

Ooh. No, I can't watch.

0:51:030:51:06

I have to, it's my job. I'm watching.

0:51:060:51:08

Oh... How's she not been flung off?

0:51:100:51:13

Wow! Actual flying. A flying Finnish! Oh, I've done it.

0:51:150:51:19

There it is. Right, the Ice Picks.

0:51:210:51:23

You've got to be careful with those fellas.

0:51:230:51:26

-They can easily catch you out. Katri has been caught out.

-Oh, no!

0:51:260:51:30

That little knock is a massive setback.

0:51:300:51:34

Slides straight into the water.

0:51:340:51:36

Katri hauls herself up the ladder.

0:51:390:51:41

and now has to face the Frightcicles.

0:51:410:51:43

-Come on, Katri.

-Timing is crucial.

0:51:430:51:47

Oh, she's OK. She's OK.

0:51:470:51:48

Just managed to stay on there somehow.

0:51:480:51:52

She's got to choose her moment.

0:51:520:51:54

And here she goes.

0:51:570:51:58

Yes, she's done it.

0:51:580:52:00

Apart from that earlier slip up, this is an impressive time.

0:52:000:52:03

-Here we go. No, I don't believe it!

-She's in.

0:52:030:52:08

She never even got on. That's a shame.

0:52:100:52:12

Those things are tough.

0:52:120:52:15

Draining energy with every climb.

0:52:150:52:17

Time's slipping away. Katri climbs up to the finish line.

0:52:170:52:20

Her ordeal almost over.

0:52:200:52:22

Katri finishes in three minutes and nine seconds.

0:52:240:52:26

Katri. Oh, my goodness, my gorgeous girl. Look at you.

0:52:260:52:31

That tray really shoots you.

0:52:310:52:34

Katri, you've been absolutely brilliant from start to "Finnish" today,

0:52:340:52:39

In have a grand old time of three minutes and nine seconds.

0:52:390:52:42

-Woo!

-Yours is the time to beat

0:52:420:52:45

-and Baz is up next. Let's watch.

-Perfect.

0:52:450:52:49

Watch the boy turn in to a man.

0:52:500:52:53

Baby Face Baz now. Really has matured. Here we go.

0:52:530:52:57

Ooh! Smackdown on the baby face.

0:52:590:53:01

Ow!

0:53:010:53:03

But no matter. Small but tough.

0:53:070:53:08

Baz is up and swimming to conquer the North Pole.

0:53:080:53:12

He's up on to it.

0:53:120:53:15

A little slip. No real problem here though.

0:53:160:53:19

-Come on, Baz!

-Onto the Icy Stairs.

0:53:190:53:22

Makes it to the second flight.

0:53:260:53:28

HE LAUGHS

0:53:280:53:30

-Whoa! Whoa!

-At least he's having fun!

0:53:300:53:34

He leaps on to the third set now.

0:53:380:53:41

Oh, he's light as a feather.

0:53:410:53:43

He's giggling. Nearly at the summit.

0:53:450:53:47

Baz is at the top!

0:53:490:53:51

-Oh, no!

-No!

-Baz got bumped off!

0:53:520:53:55

Oh, he couldn't have fallen from a greater height.

0:53:570:53:59

That is a real setback.

0:53:590:54:02

Baz must now climb up the ladder to face the Ice Picks.

0:54:050:54:09

This is tiring stuff. It saps the energy.

0:54:090:54:12

He's going for it in one! Still going! That was incredible!

0:54:120:54:16

That was amazing!

0:54:160:54:17

Superb dash has got Baz back in to this! He needs a good dismount now.

0:54:170:54:22

That IS good. This is turning into a very quick time.

0:54:250:54:30

Baz just has the Impossible Snowflakes now.

0:54:300:54:33

He's on to the first one.

0:54:330:54:34

He's already gone one better than Katri here...

0:54:340:54:38

Oh, no! He's off!

0:54:380:54:41

I think those Impossible Snowflakes are justifying their name again.

0:54:410:54:46

A swim and a last climb up for Baz.

0:54:480:54:50

This is quicker than Katri.

0:54:500:54:53

Come on, Baz!

0:54:530:54:55

Yes, and Baz takes the lead!

0:54:550:54:58

Baz, I know I called you baby face earlier, but I take it back.

0:54:590:55:03

-That was a very grown up, mature performance.

-Thank you.

0:55:030:55:07

Katri was equally brilliant here tonight.

0:55:070:55:10

Baz, you were faster!

0:55:100:55:12

Katri, I'm sorry, my darling. Go join the others.

0:55:120:55:15

Well, Baz...

0:55:150:55:17

-you know what this means! Yours is the time to beat.

-Yes.

0:55:170:55:21

-Feeling confident?

-Yes.

-All right. Danny's up next. Let's watch.

-OK.

0:55:210:55:26

I'm Dan, Dan, the dustbin man.

0:55:260:55:28

I hope this chair doesn't send me to the landfill.

0:55:280:55:31

Wheelie Dan there like a penguin,

0:55:350:55:38

being chucked out of a massive catapult.

0:55:380:55:41

That certainly was not rubbish.

0:55:440:55:46

2 minutes 16 is the time to beat.

0:55:480:55:50

Dan had the fastest time on the Qualifier

0:55:500:55:53

and was last man dangling on the Ski Lift,

0:55:530:55:55

Baz should be seriously worried. From the North Pole,

0:55:550:55:58

it's onto the Icy Stairs.

0:55:580:55:59

They've been very jumpy today. Will Dan be able to hold on?

0:55:590:56:03

-Ooh.

-Whoa!

0:56:040:56:07

-Oh, my goodness!

-That was unbelievable.

0:56:070:56:11

-What is he doing?

-Dan's just going for it.

0:56:140:56:17

He's forgotten about gravity again.

0:56:170:56:19

Oh, no! Hang on.

0:56:210:56:24

Can he make this final leap? Come on, Dan. Oh, no!

0:56:240:56:28

After a spectacular run on the Icy Stairs, he falls at the last hurdle.

0:56:280:56:33

He still has to face the Icy Picks.

0:56:330:56:36

How's he going to play it?

0:56:360:56:38

He gets up and he's legging it!

0:56:420:56:44

-Oh, no!

-Oh, it just didn't work.

0:56:440:56:47

Dan gets picked off by the Icy Picks.

0:56:470:56:49

And he's got to tackle the Frightcicles next.

0:56:490:56:52

Ooh...

0:56:520:56:53

Dan really needs to pull something out of the bag here

0:56:550:56:59

if he's going to get near Baz's time.

0:56:590:57:01

Go! Yes.

0:57:010:57:03

Oh, and he's safe.

0:57:030:57:05

Now he needs a really good exit.

0:57:050:57:07

He's done it. He's still got to keep moving. Come on, Dan!

0:57:070:57:12

On to the first Snowflake.

0:57:120:57:14

Oh, no. Just look at the clock! It's all too late.

0:57:140:57:18

-Look at him! Oh my God!

-On to the second.

0:57:180:57:22

-Yes!

-And he's hit the button. Unbelievable!

0:57:220:57:24

Dan just made the impossible possible.

0:57:240:57:27

Groundbreaking run from Wheelie Dan...

0:57:280:57:30

only five seconds short of Baz's time. Dazzling effort.

0:57:300:57:34

Oh, my goodness, that was one of the most exciting finishes I've ever seen.

0:57:340:57:39

That is awesome, that is absolutely brilliant.

0:57:390:57:43

You were absolutely awesome, you were absolutely brilliant,

0:57:430:57:46

been smiling, happy and positive all day

0:57:460:57:48

and look at that smile still on you. I can reveal...

0:57:480:57:52

Baz, you are the champion! Congratulations.

0:57:560:57:59

Tennis coach Baz Bignall is the proud owner of £10,000 and that Winter Wipeout Trophy.

0:57:590:58:05

Time for one last viewer comment. "Hammond,

0:58:050:58:08

"please stop ending the show with clips of people getting hurt.

0:58:080:58:12

"It really puts me off my biscuit and makes my wife feel queasy."

0:58:120:58:16

Well, ComfySlippers43,

0:58:160:58:18

on behalf of the BBC, I can assure you that we will never...

0:58:180:58:23

ever...

0:58:230:58:24

do that...

0:58:240:58:26

again.

0:58:260:58:27

From Amanda and me...

0:58:290:58:31

it's goodnight.

0:58:310:58:32

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