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For the very first time, thousands of avid Don't Tell The Bride fans | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
have been voting online for their favourite episode ever. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
This programme contains strong language | 0:00:00 | 0:00:00 | |
Shut up! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
I have my husband! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Over the past five series, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
we've given more than £500,000 to 50 grooms... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
12 Gs, man. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
..to plan the most important day of their loved ones' lives. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Whatever I pick is going to be wrong. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
I wouldn't wish this on anyone. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Some got away with it... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
That's beautiful. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-SHE GASPS -Oh, my...! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
And others were lucky to escape with their lives... | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Get me on the phone, I'll tell him what a bitch is. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
The whole day has been ruined. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
You can literally see my pubes. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
So get ready for a rollercoaster ride | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
through your top ten favourites. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
This is hell on earth. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
So far on Don't Tell The Bride, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
the grooms have made all the choices, but now it's your turn. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
From a shortlist of 20 episodes, | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
we asked you to vote online for your all-time favourite. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Thousands of you voted - | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
you blogged, you tweeted, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
you rowed with your loved ones. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
But which one is at number one? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Could it be sci-fi Charlie? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-High-five, Primo. -Thank you. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Nick and Laila's WAG-style wedding? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
It's Jordan's carriage! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Or maybe Simon, who took a gamble in Vegas? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
You've ripped the whole family apart, Simon. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
This is your show. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
So grab some confetti and maybe something to throw at the screen. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
We're about to find out who's made it into the top ten | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
and which episode you voted the best Don't Tell The Bride in history. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Don't Tell The Bride pretty much proves | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
that planning a wedding isn't easy. If you've ever doubted that | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
then just take a look at the number of grooms who've had meltdowns | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
which at last count was roughly most of them. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
One of these emotional wrecks is your number ten. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
It's 22-year-old Luke who is by far the youngest... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
and weepiest groom we've ever had. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Luke and Alex met and fell in love on the party island of Ibiza. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
My wife is London and my mistress is Ibiza. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
So what better place to get married? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
People go to Ibiza to get away from things rather than | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
to go and find someone they're going to marry. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
It's really important for me to get married in Ibiza. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
It's something that I've always wanted to do. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
It's something we should do. That's where we fell in love. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
But there's a problem in paradise. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Unless you live in Spain or are a Catholic, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
you can't actually get married there. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Luke's solution? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
A civil ceremony in the UK followed by a blessing in Ibiza. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Sounds simple, but it could all end in tears. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Best man Jay is helping Luke out with the logistics. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Venue, registry office. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Short, sweet, simple. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
Witnesses. In, out. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Are we having a party at all? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
No. No party. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Right. So that's the England list done. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I think we deserve a drink for that. Tough work. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
So it's a quickie London marriage before Luke flies straight back | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
to Ibiza to prepare for the blessing. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
I'm not going to spend my wedding night with my wife. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
It's all right, you can spend it with me. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
What?! So Alex is going to be left at the altar? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
There's definitely going to be tears. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
The big wedding is Ibiza. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
That's when we're really, really going to get married. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
This is Don't Tell The Bride's most convoluted wedding EVER. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Ibiza, baby! We're back home. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
With 12 grand in his pocket, it was party time for Luke and Jay. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Or so they thought. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Where is he? I need to get him. We need to stay together. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
-We're supposed to be in this together. -Look at you! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Look how tense you are. Turn into a normal person. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Turn back into the person you are and I'll speak to you. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
The morning after brought Luke a hideous realisation. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
LUKE SOBS | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I've got this opportunity to plan a wedding for myself | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
and I can't even do it. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
What do you know about planning weddings? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
You know nothing about planning weddings. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
We're going to do the best we can. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
After gallons of Balearic blubbing, Luke's complicated wedding plans... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
This is unbelievable. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
..meant flying back to the UK | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
to give Alex the registry office ceremony she didn't want, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
just to get the legal bit out of the way. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
It now gives me very great pleasure | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
to pronounce you both husband and wife. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Congratulations. And, Luke, you may now kiss your bride. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
And he became the only man in the history of Don't Tell The Bride | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
to arrange to leave his wife straight after marrying her. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
-WHISPERS: We've got to go. -I'm not going now. -We've got to go now. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
All right. I just need to talk to her. Just give me a second. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Luke simply hadn't thought through the emotional impact | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
of his crazy scheduling. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-It's not over. I've got to go. -Why? -Just trust me. -What?! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
-We've only just got married and you're leaving me?! -I've got to go. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-I don't understand. -You're not supposed to. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I know it's hard but it's what you had to do. The bigger picture. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
-Do you not know what we're supposed to be doing? -No. I've got no idea. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-We're at a loose end. -This is the strangest wedding. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
I've basically spent my wedding day coming to an airport. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
When in doubt, get down the pub. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
I was standing there and I didn't know what was going on. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
There were no instructions of what to do. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I didn't think my reception would be in here. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
But for a groom who was out of his depth, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Luke finally came good with a romantic blessing | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
as the sun set in Ibiza. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I can't believe you're making me do this again! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
These last three weeks | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
have probably been the hardest three weeks of my life. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
I think it's worked out well. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
She's happy. As long as she's happy... | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
That was the main objective out of it all, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
to make sure that Alex was happy. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
# The sun goes down | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
# The stars come out | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
# And all that counts is here and now... # | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Luke there finally realising that weddings | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
usually ARE all about the bride. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
You know what, nothing warms the heart like seeing a happy couple | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
spend some precious time together, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
as if the rest of the world barely existed. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Yep, you cannot beat that special bond between the groom... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
and his best man. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Awww. You all right, mate? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Your number nine is the most full-on bromance in the history | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
of Don't Tell The Bride. It's Ryan and Matt... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Fern. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
It all started when best man Matt bunked up | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
in Ryan and Fern's one-bed caravan | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
for three weeks of wedding planning bliss. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
I honestly don't think there'll be a lot of difference between | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
living with Matt and living with Fern because Matt is like a woman. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
'He thinks it's as equal his wedding as our wedding.' | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
All right, son. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
-How's it doing? -Not bad, mate. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
When Ryan and Matt get together, they do become like kids | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
and it does become all about them. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
But they do need to remember that this is my big day | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
that I've been dreaming of since I was a little girl. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
So they need to get it perfect. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
These boys have known each other since they were five years old. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
They certainly have a chemistry between them. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
But was it friendship or pheromones? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
We should be able to try out the hotel, do you not think? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Me and the bride-to-be. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
It hurts your back, doesn't it? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
If me and Fern don't get married here, I think me and you should. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
I am actually really missing him | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
cos it's bad, no contact. It's just no contact. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
-That's the least of your worries, Fern. -You may kiss the bride. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
-What do you think? -You look really nice. -Do I? Do I really? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
-Cos I imagined I do. -I like what you've going on. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-Real pretty. -Chuck your bouquet then. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
They do make a lovely couple, I have to say. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
A couple of what, I can't tell you! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Bye! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Did someone say "bender"? Exactly. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Three days in Prague for Ryan's stag do. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
# We're all on his stag do, La-la-la-la, hey! # | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
It's all about us now. Forget about the birds. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Determined to keep the memories of their final fling together alive, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
the boys decide to treat themselves... | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Do you want my pants off, then? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
..to something a bit more lasting than a T-shirt... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
..his and hers love hearts? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Erm, not quite. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
I'll remember this weekend for the rest of my life. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Here. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I love him to bits. He loves me to bits. Fern likes me. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
I wouldn't go as far as loves me. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
But I don't think Fern would ever stop him seeing me. No way. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
And he'll always want to see me. But this is his time, isn't it? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
I've got to let him go. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Even after she said, "I do," | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Fern knew there'd always be three of them in this relationship. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
You know when you go to bed tomorrow night and I'm in t'middle of you? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
You're not moving in. Don't get too excited. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
I'll just be at t'window. "No! Please!" | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
I'm not going to go anywhere for a long period of time ever again | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
because, God, he has totally moved in and took my place. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
I mean, for God's sake - he even took my bed! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
I woke up a couple of times, he were cuddling me. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-Did you prefer his company to mine? -No, he's too hairy. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
-There were ups, there were downs. -There were laughter. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Done. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
But not all brides get the wedding of their dreams. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Take Steven and Kayleigh. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
He came up with the nightmare idea of basing the entire wedding | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
around his favourite rollercoaster ride at Thorpe Park. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
This turned the most important day of his bride's life | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
into a full-on horror show. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
At number eight, it's Steven and Kayleigh's wedding from hell. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Steve's a sentimental soul at heart | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
with fond memories of his first date with Kayleigh at the amusement park. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
SCREAMS | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-We were going on this ride. What was it? Stealth. -Oh, God. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Then the ride broke down. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-It did. -And Kayleigh's not very good on rides anyway. -No. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
We had to stand there and talk. Everything about her, I fell for. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
So he's got the perfect way to whisk her off her feet. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Hopefully she'll like this. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Would naive Steve turn the love of his life's wedding day | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
into a full-on freakin' horror show? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
It's the big day and she's about to find out. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
I want to go and get married NOW. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Er, you might want to put it off for a bit, Kayleigh. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
I would never pick black for a bridesmaid's dress. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I just think you can wear black on a day-to-day basis, | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
on a night out, to a funeral. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
THUNDER | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
It is going to rain. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-So pretty. -Awww. -Oh, so pretty. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
-How do I look? -Absolutely beautiful. -You look like a princess. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Steve's accidental funeral theme continued. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
Request from Steve. I have to put a blindfold on you. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-Mind my make-up, please. -I will. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Please. I've spent so long doing my eyes. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Is it like a funfair? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
I can hear music and I swear I just heard something to do with a clown. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Has he taken me to a funfair before the bloody wedding? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
Do I look in the mood for a funfair? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
-We're at Thorpe Park. -Why Thorpe Park? -Cos Steve's a -BLEEP. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Mum! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Why haven't you controlled this? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Why am I at Thorpe Park on my wedding day? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
I'm scared. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I don't want to open my eyes. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Why has he done this?! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Rrgh! No. Why has he told me to do this in my wedding dress? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
-I think it's just as stupid. -I just don't understand. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
No, I don't want to do this. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
I'm sorry. No. No. I'm not doing it. No. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
I just want to go. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-So we've done all of this for no reason whatsoever. What a -BLEEP. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
-And with that, Kayleigh makes a fast getaway... -Babe, let's just roll. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
..in her golf cart. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
I am starting to feel sick. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
But there were more horrors in store at the wedding. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
What are you wearing? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-What are you all wearing? -What's wrong with it?! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Steven, do you take Kayleigh to be your wife? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
I do. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
So I am very happy to tell you, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
you are now husband and wife. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Congratulations to you both. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Now they're married, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
can Steve turn Kayleigh into the bride of Frankenstein? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve and Kayleigh are going to make a move. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
-Where to? -You'll find out. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
We're going back to Thorpe Park? Why?! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
Babe, this is such a stupid idea. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
I thought the few hours before the meal, | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
everyone could go and have fun. It's special. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
I know it's a special place, babe, but we can come here any time. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Look, I'm so sorry. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-My heel's broken. No! -I'll get it fixed. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-SOBS: -I just want to go. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
I just want to go. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I probably made the wrong choice coming here. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
I didn't think about Kayleigh's big dress. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
I didn't think her shoes were going to break that easily. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
So I'm a bit annoyed that I've upset my wife on our wedding day. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
With order restored, stuff-it-up Steve | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
makes the best move of his life. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
'I'm very much looking forward to Kayleigh making all the decisions.' | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
-It's just easier because you don't like it. -Definitely. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
You can make all the decisions. I don't mind. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-See, so nothing will change? -That's fine by me. -Job's a good 'un. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
We're getting closer | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
to your all-time favourite episode of Don't Tell The Bride | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
and still have some brilliant stuff to show you. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
-Mel doesn't even like the water. -Tough crap. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
It's my wedding as well and I like the water. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
So we're having it there, all right? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
We ain't bingo mums. We don't want to play bingo. He knows that. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Every wedding anniversary, he'll be making up for this crap. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
No, no. She can't get it altered. I've got no money left. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
But you have to because basically it's just falling off. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Take her to McDonald's. Fill her out a bit. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
On Don't Tell The Bride, every guy ultimately wants their lady | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
to feel special on their big day. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Voted in a number seven and one of my absolute favourites, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
it's Nick and Laila's celebrity-style wedding, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
an episode so full of ridiculous comedy gold | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
it was like watching some kind of wedding-based rom-com. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Once upon a time, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
there was a girl named Laila who dreamed of growing up to be... | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I'd love a celebrity wedding. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
..the Preston Princess. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
It's my day and I do want it to be perfect. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Her handsome prince Nick was ready to move heaven and earth for her... | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
..with his trusty aide, Steve, by his side. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-We're slackers really, aren't we? -Social loafers. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Nick was determined to do things right for once. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
She just sees me as some joker. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I just want to show her that I love her and she can trust me | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
with a bit of responsibility from time to time. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
We want a theme, don't we? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Hollywood theme. No, we can't go dressed as Terminators! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:42 | |
He's still a bit of a boy. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Yeah! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
But could they pull off Laila's dream wedding | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
when everything's stacked against them? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Have you got the fax number? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
WHIRRING ON PHONE | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Yeah, sounds like it. Well done, Nick. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Time was against them... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-When were you hoping to get married? -Erm, three weeks today. -What?! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-Money was against them... -That's lovely. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
-How much is it? -It's £1,720. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Get back in and get it off. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
The bridesmaids were against them... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
He just kind of left us to the last minute and put us in cerise pink. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
I'd say it isn't going to clash. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
SHRIEKING | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Women are just awkward people in general. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Even God was against them... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Have a plan of what to say to the bishop, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
so we don't make a mess of it. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Could I speak to Bishop O'Donoghue, please? Hello. Are you OK? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Battery's just gone. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
Hello, Bishop. The battery on my mobile phone went unfortunately | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
so I'm sorry about that. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
We're both devout Catholics and I think we need a blessing from God. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
# Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
# Hallelujah | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
# Hallelujah, hallelujah... # | 0:18:51 | 0:18:56 | |
That's great, Father. Thanks again. Cheers. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
-So we're on for the church wedding. -We're on! -Sweet as a nut. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
But their biggest battle was with themselves. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
I was thinking something showing a bit of leg at the front. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
OK. I've seen thousands of brides now | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
and I've not found one that's wanted what you're describing. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
She might be the kind of girl... How do I put this? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
The kind of girl that likes to go out and will wear clothes | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
that will show her figure and things. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
But on her wedding day, it's her one chance to be... | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
not necessarily demure, but a little bit less... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
# Body movin', body movin'... # | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-Do you see what I mean? -Yeah, that's a good point. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
But then one day, everything began to go right. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Right, you can look. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Oh, my God! It's so princessy, isn't it? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
Ah! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
I am really shocked that I like it. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
GASPS OF ADMIRATION | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
I'm getting married. Actually, this is the moment that it's sunk in. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Oh, my God! You won't believe what he's got for me! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
It's Jordan's carriage! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
I can't believe he's done something like this for me. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Oh! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
It's my church what I wanted! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
Oh! Oh, my God! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Nicholas Paul Miller, will you take Laila Nadine Frances Walsh, | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
here present, for your lawful wife, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
according to the rite of our holy mother, the Church? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
-I do. -(I will.) -I will. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
You may now kiss the bride. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
# I thought love was only true in fairy tales... # | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
-Don't let go! -She only weighs 15 stone. Let me through! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
This is a real... I'm an ordinary girl from Preston! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
# Cos we all just wanna be big rock stars | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
# And live in hilltop houses Driving 15 cars | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
# The girls come easy... # | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
Woo! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
But honestly, you've been a hard crowd to please | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
and I'm a man of very little effort, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
so it's been very difficult. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
So it gives me great pleasure to raise my glass | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
for the most important people here today... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
and that's the bar staff. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
I feel like a celebrity. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-You are a celebrity. You're MY celebrity. -Ahh! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
# Love was out to get me... # | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Some people can wind their partner up without even trying. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
So, what would happen if one day, they, like, really tried? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Take dithering Darnell and his missus Katie, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
whose show you voted your sixth favourite. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
We'd like to honour Darnell with a Don't Tell The Bride award | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
for organising the lamest hen do ever. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Hymn 88, two fat ladies. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
House! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
I am very excited about the hen night. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
I'm feeling evil, mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
For the unsuspecting girls, it all started so well. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
I love it. I love it! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Your taxi's here. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
He's a bastard, I love him. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I'm so happy. I can't explain in words. I was just expecting a taxi. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
He's done really, really well. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
And this is just the hen do. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
I love it. I think it's amazing. I feel like a celebrity! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
They'll get all gladded up and be wondering where they're going. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
You'll never guess where I'm sending them. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Has he sent me bingo, really? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
I don't want to go bingo. I'm going out to get drunk. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Bingo. All the girls are, like, silent. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
I'm going to get, "No, Darnell's not serious. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
"No way, nah, he's not serious!" | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
'That's what I'm going to be getting. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
'My ears are going to start burning. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Typical Darnell. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Eight and one, 81. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Seven and three, 73. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Seven and two, 72. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Three and seven, 37. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
We ain't bingo mums. We don't want to sit down and play bingo. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
He knows that. And that's why he's done it, so thank you. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
If my old man to be sent me here for a hen night, I'd lynch the bugger. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
And I wouldn't marry him. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
At Darnell's stag do, it was more "blingo" than bingo. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
Tonight, the plan is a secret. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
'Usually, a woman strips for the guy on a stag night, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
'so we're going to go the opposite way.' | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
I'm going to get Darnell to do a striptease for a hen party. Live! | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
-DJ: -All the crowd here, and the ladies, | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
would like you to do a strip on the stage, please. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Eight and one, 81. Seven and two, 72. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Yellow 37. Red 19. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
'To be honest, I don't think Katie's very impressed.' | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Every wedding anniversary's going to be making up for this crap. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
The pink Hummer and the champagne, fabulous, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
but it's just like bringing someone up, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
then kind of kicking them off the top of the Hilton. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Literally. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
And, while the girls were checking their scores, | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Darnell was dropping his drawers. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Hum-a-na, hum-a-na! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
BINGO CALLER DRONES | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
The best episodes of Don't Tell The Bride, as voted by you, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
have been whittled down into a top ten. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
But which is your favourite show ever? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
That's still to come. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Now, like me, you love the ones when opposites attract. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
So, at your number five, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
it's fisherman Harry and fitness fanatic Mel's show. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
He was salty, she was...sweaty. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Hmm. Salty and sweaty - | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
they're either destined to be a couple or a new flavour of crisps. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
I realised Mellissa was the one | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
the first time we got together in the bedroom. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Down, boy! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
And, to keep her saucy bloke interested, | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Mel worked out six nights a week. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
When Harry's not at it with Mel, | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
he's on the job with the other love of his life. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
I just love the nice views | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
and being out here with the birds and the dolphins. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
'When Harry comes home smelling of fish, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
'normally I say, "Can you strip off at the front door?"' | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Mwah! You stink. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
I don't like the smell of fish or whelks or fish guts | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
or dead crabs or dead dogfish that stinks. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
Ah, ha-ha! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Even though I've grown up by the sea, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
I've always been pretty frightened of it. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
Bad news for Harry, | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
who revealed his planned nautical nuptials to his family. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Me and Mel are going to get on a boat, OK? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
And then sail right round into Tenby Harbour | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
and that's where we're having our reception and all, right? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
I thought you wanted people to come to the wedding! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Shut up, Mum, they'll come! Don't you like the idea? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Mel doesn't even like the water! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Tough crap! It's my wedding as well and I like the water. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
So we're having it there, right? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
But Mel had her own plans... on dry land. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Look at the view. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
The beach, all the fields. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-It'd be amazing to get married here. -I've been to many a wedding here. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
-Yeah. -Absolutely fantastic. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Me knowing Harry - he knows I love this church. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
I think he'll choose this. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
But, for Harry, if it's not fishy, he's throwing it back. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:12 | |
St Julian's Fishermen's Church. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Whoa, cool! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
-Oh, it's wicked, look at that! -Looks well good, doesn't it? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
-I love this church. -Yeah. -It's nice, isn't it? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
THEY HUM "The Bridal Chorus" | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
THEY HUM "The Bridal Chorus" | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Look at those crabs! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
I really like it. It's cool. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
It's exactly how I imagined my fishing wedding to be. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Waving. Goodbye! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Thank you, everybody. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
I'm Mr Cromwell, you're Mrs Cromwell. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Cos we're fishermen, hopefully that'll be in our favour to get this Fishermen's Church. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
Even though we've never been to church. We won't tell 'em! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
But the man upstairs wasn't amused. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
In the short time he had, Harry wasn't allowed a church wedding. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
'I'm afraid he's not happy about proceeding with this. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
'So, really, it's a no.' | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
-That's not good news, is it? -No. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
So, he plumped for a pub, just for the "halibut". | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
This is where we hold our wedding ceremonies, in here. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
Oh, nice. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
I like the flowers, they look cool. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
So, Harry wants to keep things moist | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
by staging his marriage ceremony in a pub. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Da-dah! | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Nice. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
It is now my great pleasure and privilege to pronounce | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
that you are husband and wife together. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
But Harry's next port of call was a BIG surprise. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
-Darling, put these on. -OK. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
-Are we going to the beach for photos? -Yeah. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
Hmm. Sounds a bit fishy. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
-We've got a little surprise in line for you, Mels. -What is it? | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
Oh, my God! I'm not going to smell like a fishmonger, am I? | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
So, the girl who's terrified of the sea | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
is about to sail to her wedding reception | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
in a great, big, stinky whelk boat. Mm, nice(!) | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
Oh, my God! I hate boats. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:29:34 | 0:29:35 | |
-Thank you, Rob! -Cheers. -Chin chin! | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
This is actually cool! I like it. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
I love the boat now. I don't know what I was frightened of. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
This is a romantic idea | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
and hopefully I'm not going to be seasick. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
And so our fishwife faced her fears and fell hook, line and sinker | 0:29:52 | 0:29:57 | |
for her seafaring man. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:58 | |
Have you been working out? | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
"Welcome, Mrs Cromwell"! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
And, to top off the surprises, | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
Harry managed to arrange a blessing in the Fishermen's Church | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
that he'd wanted all along. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Well, friends, welcome to St Julian's Church, here in Tenby Harbour. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
This church was built for the fishermen of Tenby. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Here they used to bring their catch for God's blessing. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
And Harry today has brought his catch for God's blessing! | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
ALL: Harry and Mel! | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Oh, sorry. It's my tea. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
Don't Tell The Bride has had loads of grooms | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
muddle their way through their wedding plans, | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
leaving their other halves stressed to the max. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
The important thing, I think, is just to take the day seriously. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:16 | |
Put your whole heart and soul into every little detail... | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
..and say you did your best. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
Unless you make a big joke of the whole thing, of course, | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
in which case, you're screwed. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
Ritesh and Sheena's episode came in at number four. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
Chip, anyone? | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
-Hey! -As long as I stick with what I'm happy with, it won't go wrong. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:39 | |
-At least, if anything, I'll be happy. -Ohhh! | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
I don't want people to remember my wedding because it was a joke. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
As long as you've got your mates around, who says you can't have a laugh with the logistics? | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
If you want a three-tier cake, they're quite expensive. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
No-one even eats cake, but people eat chips. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Chips on the wedding day? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
I'd go for that ahead of other little things we've got. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
You'd rather have the chips than the decor? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
"Funky places to get married." That's what you want, yeah. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
Alton Towers! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
Are you taking the piss? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:14 | |
When people pump him, he starts rolling with those ideas. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:18 | |
-'How can I help?' -Alton Towers, please. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
And those ideas from being a small idea, maybe as a joke, grows. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
We have to find a venue today, have to. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
So, whatever's open, that's what we pick. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
-Forestry Centre... -Forestry Centre, what's that? | 0:32:28 | 0:32:32 | |
Write the postcode down. What is it? Delta-Echo-12 8-J-X-Ray, right, good. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:37 | |
-I'll remember it. -It's DE12, isn't it? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Right, wicked. Let's go! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
MUSIC: "A-TEAM" THEME | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
This A-Team's revved up for action. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
But Sheena's going to hate it if their plan comes together. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
-Oh, we're on a roll, we can't go wrong. -That's the one! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
I've always wanted a stately home | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
or some setting like a castle or something. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
I'm looking to see if I can hire it for a wedding. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
Yes, it's very quick. She's a very demanding woman. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
This looks beautiful. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
Look at the dining table! "Thanks for joining us all today. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
"Thank you to all our guests." | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
-Look, that's the food area. People will sit over there, eating. -Wow! | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
I want room service. Ding! | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
See that trolley over there? I could come in on it, you could push me! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
Imagine the wedding song and that. I'll come in, take me to the stage. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:26 | |
Sheena comes up that side over there, on another trolley like that. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
And we meet in the middle and, yeah. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
If he's not thought like this, God help him. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
You've just got to not think of it as, sort of, a gym hall. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
It is a gym hall. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:43 | |
In the end, Ritesh went for a tent in a field, | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
but would you muck about with the British weather? | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
If it does rain, people are outside, dancing, or whatever - | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
-what can you suggest? -Umbrellas? | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
I hope it's not a whole wedding outside, because if there is, | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
then, you know, look at today, look at yesterday, look at today. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
It is 50/50 either brilliance or complete disaster. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
But despite his comical effort, | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
Ritesh's little touches didn't always go to plan. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
I'm not wearing a tiara. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
-Why would he choose a tiara?! He knows... -Shh, shh. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
I'm not wearing this! | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
It's not funny, Nina, I'm not joking! | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
Just have it so you don't see it, like that. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
-Wrap your hair round it. -I don't like it. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
Can we just try that again? I thought that looked really... | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
-Don't push it on like that! -Just...shh! | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
It's princessy, isn't it? It's lovely! Makes you... | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
Will you be able to take it in a bit? | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
We can do some alterations. Someone does have to ring... | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
Hello, Rikky. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
-Hiya. -We've just tried the dress on. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
-It's a bit big. -Is it? Oh, OK. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
It needs to be altered. We need authorisation to alter it, | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
-cos you have to pay for the alterations. -What?! | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
Nah, she can't get it altered. I've got no money left! | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
-'Honest to God.' -You have to, because it's just falling off. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:09 | |
Can't she pin it or nothing? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
-No, you can't pin it, it needs to be altered! -Oh, my God! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
Take her to McDonald's, fill her out a bit. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
I don't think her boobs will grow with a Maccy D's! | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
Chicken fillets. I've seen it on TV. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
You could return the tiara and get the alteration done. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
'That'd cover you, wouldn't it?' | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
Yeah. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
-Woo-hoo! -I always get my way. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
Rikky's quite, um...quite chilled. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
He's like Blu-tac. I can mould him. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
She may be in the dress, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
but Ritesh knew all along who wore the trousers. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
And, on the big day, | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
the sun definitely shone for this jammy joker | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
as the laughter stopped and in came the tears... | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
-That's my wife. -..of joy. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
So, this is it. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
Out of our 50 grooms, | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
we have reached the top three best Don't Tell The Bride episodes ever | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
as voted by you. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
Greetings, Earthlings! | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
What do you get if you take a groom | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
obsessed with weirdy-beardy science fiction | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
and a bride who has absolutely no say at all? | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
Well, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, obviously. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Or you might get the couple who came in at number three on your vote - | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
sci-fi nut Charles, who took his long-suffering fiancee, Lauren, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:50 | |
to a personal obsession far, far away. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
Well, at least he was happy on their big day. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Right from the start, the signs weren't good. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
I'm quite happy that these are the centrepieces for my top table. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
Definite. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:06 | |
But Charles's space oddities | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
are light years away from what classy Lauren wanted. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
-It's really romantic. -Really cosy. Really you, as well, | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
with all the bits and pieces, lovingly placed. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
It looks like a house, like you could live here. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
It is like my ideal home! | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
As well as my ideal wedding venue. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
It's perfect. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
But nothing seems more perfect to Charles | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
than having futuristic waiters serve drinks at his wedding. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
Come on, robots! | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
-Amazing! -Brilliant. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
So, if you're handing out drinks to my guests as they come in, | 0:37:49 | 0:37:53 | |
what...? Can you show me some drink-serving skills? | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
-Brilliant! -Gold. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
It's classic! | 0:38:10 | 0:38:11 | |
If Lauren saw those two robots at her wedding, she'd freak out. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
I think we need to reel him in, get him back on the straight and narrow, | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
so we get a wedding that Lauren will turn up to and enjoy. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:23 | |
It's not looking hopeful, | 0:38:23 | 0:38:24 | |
especially if the stag do is anything to go by. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
Watch out, world, here comes Princess Charlie! | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
MEN CHEER | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
May the force be with you! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
In your pants! | 0:38:55 | 0:38:56 | |
'I'm wearing knickers with "Princess" on them. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
'I can deal with it.' | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
At the wedding venue, | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
-the first of Charles's guests has beamed himself in. -Oh, my word! | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
(ELECTRONIC VOICE) Hello, Charles. My name is Primo | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
and I'm here to help you with your wedding today. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
High-five, Primo! Yeah. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
Hello, everyone, welcome to Lauren and Charles's wedding. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
Thank you. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
Charles takes his new bride into the intergalactic molecular transporter. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:26 | |
Ah, no, it's just a lift, really. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Lucky Lauren's about to have a close encounter of an absurd kind. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
SHE LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Hello, Lauren and Charles, congratulations on your big day. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
-I'm going to show you the cake. -SHE SHRIEKS | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
I thought in space, no-one could hear you scream? | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
-Are they peas? -They're aliens! | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
Oh. I am going to think they're peas, if that's OK with you? | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
That makes me feel a bit better about aliens. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
No, it's cool. It was just a shock, that's all. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:12 | |
Yeah, very cool(!) | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, can you please be upstanding | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
for the bride and groom? | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
Well done, Charles, you big space nerd. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
I've shown you that sci-fi can be romantic. Today's proof. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Do you not think? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
Yeah. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:32 | |
-(ROBOTIC VOICE) -Well, Charles, maybe in a parallel universe. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Can you guess which show gets second place? | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
This next episode has been pipped to the post for the number one spot, | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
but it's MY absolute favourite show. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
This is the single most jaw-dropping piece of decision-making ever | 0:40:50 | 0:40:54 | |
on Don't Tell The Bride. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:55 | |
And you loved the groom taking a gamble on his big day. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
At number two, it's Simon and Kaleigh. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Viva Las Vegas! | 0:41:02 | 0:41:03 | |
Black is Vegas. Red is the UK. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
Black? You're going for black? You're a brave boy! | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
Kaleigh's always dreamed of a traditional English country wedding. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:19 | |
And if it comes up black, she's off to Vegas. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
She's going to kill me! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
Simon! | 0:41:32 | 0:41:33 | |
I went on black. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
I feel so ecstatic! | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
But I think the important thing is to do everything I want to do | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
and make sure we do everything she wants to do in Vegas as well. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
Make it the best wedding she's ever been to. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Simon may think he's hit the jackpot with Vegas, | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
but the odds of pulling off a wedding Kaleigh will love | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
are now stacked against him. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
Worse still, Simon can only afford six guests. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:59 | |
It's time to tell the family. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
This arrived. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:02 | |
"Play me." | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
-What's that? -A castle. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
Definitely not going there. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
-Are you going there? -No, we're not going there. -Where are you going? | 0:42:11 | 0:42:16 | |
# Bright light city gonna set my soul... # | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Oh, my God! Las Vegas! | 0:42:19 | 0:42:20 | |
There's been a lot of speculation about where the wedding will be. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
We are going all the way to Las Vegas. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
Unfortunately, some of you aren't going to be able to go | 0:42:26 | 0:42:30 | |
and I really, really... | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
..feel quite bad about that. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:36 | |
The following people will be going... | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
and it's Deb, Brent, | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
my dad, my mum... | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Who else is going? Sam, | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Anthony, myself and obviously Kaleigh. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
The news starts to sink in | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
that two of Kay's nearest and dearest won't be at the wedding. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
Oh, God, she's not going to be happy. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
She's going to hate it. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
So many people can't go. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
So many people have bought outfits. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
They've gone to so much trouble. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
Kaleigh and her sister have no idea where they're heading. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:16 | |
As they approach the airport, she's convinced it's a practical joke. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
-Oh, my God! -He's bluffing. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
I'm not convinced he's bluffing. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
I've been told to come to you? | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
-I think this is for you. -Thank you. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
With the girls still reeling from THAT shock, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
their parents arrive and drop another bombshell. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
-Sean can't come. -Sean's not coming? | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
I'm not going, then. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
Their brother, Sean, is being left behind. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
Would you be able to get married, knowing your brother's not there? | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
Why would the man I love do this? | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
Why would he do this, Mum? | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
With the wedding in crisis and their relationship at stake, | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
Simon's traded the crap table | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
for a crap bed that he's made and now has to lie in. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:25 | |
-What the -BLEEP -is going on? | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Baby, come on... | 0:44:27 | 0:44:28 | |
'Do you know how upset we are?' | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
You've ripped the whole family apart, Simon. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:37 | |
'How can you do this?' | 0:44:37 | 0:44:38 | |
I'm not coming. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
-No, Kaleigh, don't be silly. -I'm not coming. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
Please, I love you. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
No, you obviously don't, cos you wouldn't do this, would you? | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
'Sorry, Simon. I'm just...' | 0:44:48 | 0:44:52 | |
I'm really struggling to, well, want to marry you. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
'How could you?' | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
You've absolutely broken my heart. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
Please, just get on the plane. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
I'm not coming. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
'If you don't...' | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Well, game over. End of. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
End of what? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:11 | |
End...of us. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Simon, there, with a face of pure horror, | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
not seen since his mum discovered his special drawer. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
Simon, we salute you. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:29 | |
So, here we are - | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
after five incredible series of Don't Tell The Bride, | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
some brilliant weddings, | 0:45:34 | 0:45:35 | |
and some that I promise we will never, ever mention again, | 0:45:35 | 0:45:38 | |
it is time to find out which one | 0:45:38 | 0:45:41 | |
you have voted the best Don't Tell The Bride ever. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
Taking wedding planning to a whole new height, | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
congratulations go to... | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
John and Jackie, who have flown into the top spot. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
(Nobody mention the word "splat".) | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
Go on, son! | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
# All by myself... # | 0:45:58 | 0:46:03 | |
John always prided himself on being quirky and individual. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
Why wouldn't you want to marry this man? | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:46:09 | 0:46:10 | |
Not everything has to have something written on it! | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
Got to be different, Jackie. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
You are different. Definitely different. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
So, naturally, that extended to wedding planning. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
-Hiya. -Hi. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
We're looking for a cake. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:23 | |
She's always moaning about the size of her nose and wants a nose job | 0:46:23 | 0:46:27 | |
so this is a perfect chance to cut a wee bit off her nose. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
We'll go with a nose-shaped cake. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:33 | |
I think she'll kill you. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:34 | |
-It could go either way. -It can only go one way. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
And, after the nose, | 0:46:39 | 0:46:40 | |
Jackie won't believe her eyes at John's next wacky idea. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
This is the first choice, cos this is where me and Jackie met. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:47 | |
It's important to me | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
that our reception's held somewhere that means a lot. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
It's important that for one day of our life, | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
we don't try and pretend we're something we're not. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
Everyone that I talk to | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
seems to think I'm going to get married in the Miners' and... | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
I would be absolutely devastated if... | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
I would be absolutely devastated if he does that | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
because I think that's just...a joke. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
When Jackie went to see the wedding dress John had chosen... | 0:47:16 | 0:47:20 | |
Hello. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
..she was in for shock number one. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
-Come for your dress fitting? -Yes. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:26 | |
John's asked us to give you something to put on before you see your dress. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:31 | |
We have to make sure no peeking. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
It's a pink bag! | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
OH, MY GOD! | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
This is no shop assistant. It's Jackie's best friend, Rosie, | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
who's been flown in from her new life in Australia. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:50 | |
Oh, my God, it's brilliant! | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
It's all John's doing, you know? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
At least he's good for something! | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
Oh! | 0:47:59 | 0:48:00 | |
Shock number two quickly followed on her wedding day. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
-Shit. -BOTH: Oh, my God. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
I'm petrified of flying! | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
Woke up this morning, it's sunny outside. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Jackie Burns is skydiving today! | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
Yes! | 0:48:15 | 0:48:16 | |
Surely need a bigger plane than that? Health and safety would say | 0:48:16 | 0:48:20 | |
you cannot skydive out of a plane in a wedding dress! | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
-People do it. -Surely you have to take some Valium or something | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
before you do something like that? | 0:48:26 | 0:48:27 | |
He's having a laugh. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:34 | |
I think this is one of his wind-ups. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
I think you've probably guessed by now | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
that I am a tandem skydiving instructor. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
Going to run through a briefing about what we do. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
-I can't believe he's done this. -Unfortunately, I can. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
When we leave the aircraft, | 0:48:56 | 0:48:57 | |
we'll accelerate to 120mph in seven seconds. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
We'll be in freefall for about 30 seconds. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:03 | |
Then we'll be flying about under the parachute for about five minutes. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
So we put you into one of these harnesses. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
-Can you do this in a dress like this? -No. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
Nice as you look, we'll have to take you out of that. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
All that time that girl spent this morning doing hair and make-up. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:19 | |
It's such a boy thing to do. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:20 | |
This is probably the worst possible idea... | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
..for the morning of the wedding. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
-I think John's an -BLEEP -hole. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
It's absolutely brilliant! It's my wedding day! | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
OK. OK, I'll do it. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
We'll take you, then. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:42 | |
PLANE ENGINE RUMBLES | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
-I'm -BLEEP -myself. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
What if I die? What if I actually die? | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
-Watch your head on the wing. -OK. | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
Oh, I can hear it, I can hear it! | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Burnsy! Hurry up! | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
SONG: "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
# She's a good girl, loves her mama | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
# I'm a bad boy... # | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
Can you imagine what's going through her mind right now? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
-Her heart's going to be going crazy! -Oh, my God! | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
# ..breaking her heart | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
# And I'm free | 0:50:48 | 0:50:51 | |
# Free fallin'... # | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
There they are, look! | 0:51:00 | 0:51:02 | |
# Free fallin'. # | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
MUSIC: "Wedding March" by Mendelssohn | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:51:22 | 0:51:26 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:51:34 | 0:51:35 | |
Mate. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
That is a feeling that you can't even put into words. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:41 | |
It's... I don't... It is absolutely amazing! | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
I'm still going to punch him for making me do this on my wedding day. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
Nailed it, nailed it! | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
With her adrenaline still pumping, | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
Jackie found a way to let it all out. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Watch the good flowers! | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
-I do. -I do. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:16 | 0:52:17 | |
I'm delighted to declare that | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
Jackie and John, you are now husband and wife. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
I can't believe we've got to go on another journey. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:34 | |
But the final shock up John's kilt was his biggest risk yet. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:39 | |
-You absolute -BLEEP. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:43 | |
I do get the feeling you're not happy. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:49 | |
Would you honestly do this to me? | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
-After getting flung out of a -BLEEP -plane? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
And that beautiful ceremony, you come to the Miners'? | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
Honestly? Is this a joke? | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Guys. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:10 | |
What if I say I'm not getting out? | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
-You can trust me. -No, I can't. -You can trust me. Trust me? | 0:53:13 | 0:53:18 | |
You're not going to go away, are you? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
I'm having a reception in the Miners'? | 0:53:25 | 0:53:28 | |
-Yeah. -Right, OK, that's fine. -All right? | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:35 | |
-Trust me. -Watch my dress on the door. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
You ready? You ready for this? | 0:53:38 | 0:53:40 | |
-Yeah. -Right, go. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
-SHE GASPS -Oh, my...! | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
Christmas! Oh, my God, oh, my God! | 0:53:44 | 0:53:48 | |
-Oh, my God! -Like it? | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
It's amazing! | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
I can't believe this is the Miners'! | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
This could be anywhere in the world, but this is where we met. That's why it's special to me, all right? | 0:53:58 | 0:54:02 | |
You are mental. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
-You love Christmas! -I know I love Christmas. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
You love Christmas, I love the Miners'! | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
You love...trendy stuff. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
-And you don't! -Yeah. Hence the cake. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
-Oh, John! -THEY LAUGH | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
To John and Jackie. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
-Well done. -Thank you! | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
With a little bit of cunning and a lot of love, | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
John had pulled off the perfect wedding. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
# Free fallin'. # | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
Don't Tell The Bride - can it get any more extraordinary than this? | 0:54:42 | 0:54:47 | |
Goodnight. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:50 | |
# You know I said it's true | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
# I can feel the love Can you feel it too? | 0:54:52 | 0:54:54 | |
# I can feel it ah, ah | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
# I can feel it ah, ah | 0:54:56 | 0:54:59 | |
# You know I said it's true | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
# I can feel the love Can you feel it too? | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
# I can feel it ah, ah | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
# I can feel it ah, ah, yeah | 0:55:06 | 0:55:10 | |
# You know I said it's true I can feel the love | 0:55:10 | 0:55:14 | |
# Can you feel it too? # | 0:55:14 | 0:55:15 | |
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