Episode 8 Don't Tell the Bride
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You can't beat a good wedding. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey, | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
or little old me getting hitched last year. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-I, Cherry... -I, Cherry... | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
-..take you, Roly... -..take you, Roly... | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-..to be my husband. -..to be my husband. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here on Don't Tell The Bride... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
-I'm not coming. -Please, I love you. Please. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
..where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the BIGGEST day | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
of his bride-to-be's life. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-What could possibly go wrong? -On one condition - | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
he does it all on his lonesome-ownsome. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-I don't know what she wants. -It's hell on Earth. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
The lady gets no say in the big day. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-Bitterly disappointed. -So all she can expect... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
What?! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
..is the unexpected. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
That's brilliant! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, Nath! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Get me on the phone, I'll tell him where the -BLEEP -it is! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
..as we remember the ups... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Yes! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
..and downs of our gallant grooms... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Oops! -Oh, my God! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
..and their blushing brides. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I am going to kill him! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-Their laughter... -THEY LAUGH | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
..their tears... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-SHE SOBS: -I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
..and their soppy snogs. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
We did consider making this show an awards ceremony - | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
a bit like the BRITs, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
but with prizes going to the grooms who had screwed up the most. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
We then realised that all of these awards would go to one man. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
Let's look back at Simon and Kaleigh | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
and an astonishing series of events that is summed up with two words - | 0:01:46 | 0:01:52 | |
Vegas, baby! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-Buon giorno! -It all SEEMED like a good idea. Kind of. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
Vegas or here? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-Simon, she's going to kill you. -SIMON LAUGHS | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-You can't do that! -Course you can. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
You've got to do the right thing. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
-You're the one that's going to be married to her, I'm not. -Right. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
I'm quite happy with a holiday in Vegas, you know? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
OK. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Let's just sort this out, easy. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Red it's her, black it's us. -OK. -Us. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-You've got to take part responsibility. -On your head be it! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Kaleigh's always dreamed of a traditional English country wedding, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:35 | |
and it if comes up black, she's off to Vegas. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
MUSIC: "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis Presley | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Yes! -Get in there! -THEY LAUGH | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
She's going... She's going to kill me! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-Oh, Simon! -..kill me! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Simon can only afford six guests. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
This arrived. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
"Play me." | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
It was time to tell the family. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
I know there's been speculation about where the wedding will be. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
We are going all the way to Las Vegas. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-THEY GASP -Oh, my God! -Oh, God! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Unfortunately, some of you aren't going to be able to go, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
and I really, really... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
..feel quite bad about that. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
The following people will be going... | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
and it's Deb, Brent, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
my dad, my mum, um... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
who else is coming? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Sam, Anthony, myself, and obviously, Kaleigh. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
She's going to kill him. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
The news starts to sink in that two of Kaleigh's nearest and dearest | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
WON'T be at the wedding. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Kaleigh has no idea where she's headed. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
As they approach the airport, she's convinced it's a practical joke. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
I've been told to come to you. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
As the girls are still reeling from the shock, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
their parents arrive and drop ANOTHER bombshell. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Sean's not coming?! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-I'm not going, then. -I'm not going. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
I'm not going. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Their brother has been left behind. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
We're not going. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
I'm sorry, it's off. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
With the wedding in crisis and their relationship at stake, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
all rules go out the window. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
You've ripped the whole family apart, Simon! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
'How can you do this?!' | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I'm not coming. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
No, Kaleigh, don't be silly. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm not coming! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Please, I love you. Please. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
No, you obviously don't cos you wouldn't do this, would you? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
'How could you?' | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
You've absolutely broken my heart. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Please, just get on the plane. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I'm NOT coming. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
SIMON REPLIES INDISTINCTLY | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Well, game over. End of. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
End of what? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
End of us. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-You've just got to hope that she's going to get on that plane. -She won't get on the plane. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Seriously. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-HE SIGHS DEEPLY -Oh, God, I've screwed up. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
After a sleepless night, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Simon still has no idea if Kaleigh boarded the plane. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
# Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
# Are like shooting stars? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
-# I could really use... # -Where's the arrivals list? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Which one will she get? -# ..wish right now... # | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
It's 7.49, arrived. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
I just hope she's here. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-# I can really use a wish... # -Oh, my God, she's here! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-That's it. -She's here! -I told you, didn't I? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-Hiya. -Hello, mate. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-Hello, baby. -Hiya. -Come here. Please, come here. -What? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Come here. Just give me a hug. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-I'm really -BLEEP, -Simon. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Please, just give me a hug. Please. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Please. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Simon's wait isn't over yet. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
There's no guarantee that Kaleigh will go ahead with the wedding | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
without all her family there. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-Kaleigh, I never meant to do it. -So why did you do it? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I wanted them all here, but I couldn't afford to get them here. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Kaleigh doesn't even have a bridesmaid any more. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Her sister, Sam, refused to come. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
On their return to the hotel, Simon leaves Kaleigh still unsure | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
of whether he'll be getting married in the morning. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Absolutely gutted. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
The wedding isn't going to take place. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
# Little bit of love Little bit of love... # | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Amazingly, Kaleigh DID show | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
and the wedding went ahead with no hitches. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
ALL: Cheers! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
And everybody had a lovely time. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
# Little bit of love... # | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
All seven of them. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Do you know what, I feel like the luckiest man alive, | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
because 24 hours ago I'd set myself that I wasn't getting married. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
And for this all to sort of unveil has been absolutely amazing. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
I feel like the luckiest man alive. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
This whole experience has just been... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
I can't even begin to tell you. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
He just drives me absolutely crazy, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
but I just love him, and I can't help that. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
You know, he's just the one for me. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-WEDDING SINGER: -# You were always on my... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
# Mi-i-ind. # | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
# Oh, hold your head high | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
# Hold on! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
# Arms open wide | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
# Yeah, the world Starts to come alive | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
# When you stay close to me | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
# Today, this could be... # | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 |
