Episode 7 Don't Tell the Bride
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You can't beat a good wedding. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey, | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
or little old me getting hitched last year. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
-I, Cherry... -I, Cherry... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-Take you, Roly... -Take you, Roly... | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
-To be my husband. -To be my husband. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here on Don't Tell The Bride... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
I'm not coming. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Please, I love you, please. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
..where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the BIGGEST day | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
of his bride-to-be's life. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
What could possibly go wrong? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
On one condition - | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
he does it all on his lonesome-ownsome. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I don't know what she wants. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
This is hell on Earth. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
The lady gets no say in the big day. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Bitterly disappointed. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
-So, all she can expect... -What?! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
..is the unexpected. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
That's brilliant! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, Nath! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Get me on the phone, I'll tell hem where the -BLEEP -it is. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
..as we remember the ups... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Yes! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
..and downs of our gallant grooms... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Oops! -Oh, my God! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
..and their blushing brides. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I'm going to kill him! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Their laughter... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
their tears... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
..and their soppy snogs. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
These days, it's easy to forget the true meaning of marriage. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
It's vital that the groom gets his priorities right | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
and remembers the most important thing - and as we all know, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
the most important thing is the piss-up after the wedding. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
But, for some, a cheeky glass of vino in the village hall just isn't enough. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
Sometimes, it's important to do something a little bit special. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Stupid. I mean... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
it's important to do something a little bit stupid. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Like this. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
This is SO sweet. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
No, really, it's a Willy Wonka theme. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
CHEERING What are they? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, my God! I feel like I'm a child! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-Are they chocolate centrepieces? -Yeah, chocolate centrepieces. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
And they're the gifts for people. Sweets for people to share. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
This way, look at the cake. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
SHE LAUGHS Oh, this is cool! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-I was up at 1:30am making cake. -You didn't make this. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-We bought them. -Hand on heart you made it? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Hand on heart, we bought them, right? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-That one, we had a go... -It isn't the one you made? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
-We couldn't use our one. -You didn't make it? -No, but ours was better. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-But you didn't make the cake. -We had a go! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
What do think the theme is? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Obviously, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-And do you like it? -It could've been worse. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
You could've gone really over-the-top, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
and that would have been WAY too much. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Yeah, but we've just done it just right. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Yeah, and I didn't say you didn't! -You don't like it that much, do you? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I didn't say it wasn't nice. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
I said it's nice, I like it. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
It entertains everybody else. It's not what I would've picked. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I know, but you know me, I like to be different. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-I'm too selfish. -Yep, that's the one. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
James created a stunning winter wonderland... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
in June. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-What? -Another wedding? -Who's that? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-What? -Might be your bridesmaids. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-What?! What?! -Wow! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
BRIDE SHRIEKS | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
A horse and cart! With tinsel. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
It's like a Christmas-themed wedding. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-There's no, like, doubt about that. He's gone winter. -Yeah. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
# Run fast for your mother... # | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
This is ABSOLUTELY bonkers. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-It's so different. -But this is like, what you want. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
It's just a bit surreal, though. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
If you think that's surreal... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Look at that! What is that? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-I never knew... Oh, the penguin! -Hello! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
This is wicked! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
This is so James. This is SO James. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
And James has one final surprise for Charlotte. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
SHE GASPS Oh, my God! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
# We're walking in the air... # | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
There's SNOW holding this groom back. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
# We're floating in the moonlit sky-y-y. # | 0:04:15 | 0:04:22 | |
This is incredible. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Aww, I'm so touched. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
So touched! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
It's so beautiful. Thank you. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Farmer Nathan made a bold choice. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Still, that barn scrubbed up nicely. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
So, where are we going? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
There's only the barns round here. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Nathan! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Oh, look! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh, my God, Nathan! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
It's beautiful! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, it's beautiful! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-Nobody believed me... -Beautiful. -..that this could turn into a room. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
I won't look at your workplace the same again. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, Nath! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh, it's beautiful. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Absolutely beautiful. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
I can't believe you've done all this. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
It's absolutely stunning. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
And the wedding cake. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
They're beautiful. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Have you got any toilets? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Lea! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Hello! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Have you just realised it's me? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Hello! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Where's the toilets? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
You ain't going in the toilet in this. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I really need a wee. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-Oh, you're having a laugh, ain't you? -No, I'm not having a laugh. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
This is going to be dangerous. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-I really need a wee! -Look left. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Oh, no! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
SHE LAUGHS I can't get in there! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Hywel embraced the festival spirit by bringing a bit of Glastonbury to Wales. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:13 | |
BRIDE GASPS | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
No! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Look at the table decorations. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
The album covers! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
I can't stop smiling. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Come and see the cake as well. Come and have a closer look. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
I can see it's a camper van! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
SHE GASPS Ah-h! That's BRILLIANT! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-Oh, my God! -Have a look around the stage. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
We've got some lovely photos of you and me from Glastonbury. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Oh, my God! HE LAUGHS | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Hywel! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Look at that cracker! My board shorts and you in that lovely mac. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Hywel! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Hywel has definitely brought Glastonbury to South Wales in miniature form. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Everything is absolutely brilliant. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
I think the only things missing are the portable toilets. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
# Oh, hold your head high | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
# Hold on | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
# Arms open wide | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
# Yeah, the world starts to come alive | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
# When you stay close to me | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
# Today this could be | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
# The greatest day... # | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 |