Episode 7 Don't Tell the Bride


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You can't beat a good wedding.

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Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey,

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or little old me getting hitched last year.

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-I, Cherry...

-I, Cherry...

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-Take you, Roly...

-Take you, Roly...

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-To be my husband.

-To be my husband.

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And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here on Don't Tell The Bride...

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I'm not coming.

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Please, I love you, please.

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..where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the BIGGEST day

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of his bride-to-be's life.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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On one condition -

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he does it all on his lonesome-ownsome.

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I don't know what she wants.

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This is hell on Earth.

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The lady gets no say in the big day.

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Bitterly disappointed.

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-So, all she can expect...

-What?!

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THEY SCREAM

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..is the unexpected.

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That's brilliant!

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Oh, Nath!

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Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride...

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-Get me on the phone, I'll tell hem where the

-BLEEP

-it is.

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..as we remember the ups...

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Yes!

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..and downs of our gallant grooms...

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-Oops!

-Oh, my God!

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..and their blushing brides.

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I'm going to kill him!

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Their laughter...

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their tears...

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I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it!

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..and their soppy snogs.

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These days, it's easy to forget the true meaning of marriage.

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It's vital that the groom gets his priorities right

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and remembers the most important thing - and as we all know,

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the most important thing is the piss-up after the wedding.

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But, for some, a cheeky glass of vino in the village hall just isn't enough.

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Sometimes, it's important to do something a little bit special.

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Stupid. I mean...

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it's important to do something a little bit stupid.

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Like this.

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This is SO sweet.

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No, really, it's a Willy Wonka theme.

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Oh, my God!

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CHEERING What are they?

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Oh, my God! I feel like I'm a child!

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-Are they chocolate centrepieces?

-Yeah, chocolate centrepieces.

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And they're the gifts for people. Sweets for people to share.

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This way, look at the cake.

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SHE LAUGHS Oh, this is cool!

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-I was up at 1:30am making cake.

-You didn't make this.

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-We bought them.

-Hand on heart you made it?

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Hand on heart, we bought them, right?

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-That one, we had a go...

-It isn't the one you made?

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-We couldn't use our one.

-You didn't make it?

-No, but ours was better.

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-But you didn't make the cake.

-We had a go!

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What do think the theme is?

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Obviously, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.

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-And do you like it?

-It could've been worse.

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You could've gone really over-the-top,

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and that would have been WAY too much.

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Yeah, but we've just done it just right.

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-Yeah, and I didn't say you didn't!

-You don't like it that much, do you?

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I didn't say it wasn't nice.

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I said it's nice, I like it.

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It entertains everybody else. It's not what I would've picked.

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I know, but you know me, I like to be different.

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-I'm too selfish.

-Yep, that's the one.

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James created a stunning winter wonderland...

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in June.

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-What?

-Another wedding?

-Who's that?

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-What?

-Might be your bridesmaids.

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-What?! What?!

-Wow!

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BRIDE SHRIEKS

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A horse and cart! With tinsel.

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It's like a Christmas-themed wedding.

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-There's no, like, doubt about that. He's gone winter.

-Yeah.

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# Run fast for your mother... #

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This is ABSOLUTELY bonkers.

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-It's so different.

-But this is like, what you want.

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It's just a bit surreal, though.

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If you think that's surreal...

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Look at that! What is that?

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-I never knew... Oh, the penguin!

-Hello!

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This is wicked!

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This is so James. This is SO James.

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And James has one final surprise for Charlotte.

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SHE GASPS Oh, my God!

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# We're walking in the air... #

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There's SNOW holding this groom back.

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# We're floating in the moonlit sky-y-y. #

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This is incredible.

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Aww, I'm so touched.

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So touched!

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It's beautiful.

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It's so beautiful. Thank you.

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Farmer Nathan made a bold choice.

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Still, that barn scrubbed up nicely.

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So, where are we going?

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There's only the barns round here.

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Nathan!

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Oh, look!

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Oh, my God, Nathan!

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It's beautiful!

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Oh, it's beautiful!

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-Nobody believed me...

-Beautiful.

-..that this could turn into a room.

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I won't look at your workplace the same again.

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Oh, Nath!

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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Absolutely beautiful.

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It's beautiful.

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I can't believe you've done all this.

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It's absolutely stunning.

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And the wedding cake.

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They're beautiful.

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SHE LAUGHS

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It's beautiful.

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Have you got any toilets?

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Lea!

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Hello!

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Have you just realised it's me?

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Hello!

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Where's the toilets?

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You ain't going in the toilet in this.

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I really need a wee.

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-Oh, you're having a laugh, ain't you?

-No, I'm not having a laugh.

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This is going to be dangerous.

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-I really need a wee!

-Look left.

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Oh, no!

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SHE LAUGHS I can't get in there!

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Hywel embraced the festival spirit by bringing a bit of Glastonbury to Wales.

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BRIDE GASPS

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No!

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Look at the table decorations.

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The album covers!

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I can't stop smiling.

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Come and see the cake as well. Come and have a closer look.

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I can see it's a camper van!

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SHE GASPS Ah-h! That's BRILLIANT!

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-Oh, my God!

-Have a look around the stage.

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We've got some lovely photos of you and me from Glastonbury.

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Oh, my God! HE LAUGHS

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Hywel!

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Look at that cracker! My board shorts and you in that lovely mac.

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Hywel!

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INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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Hywel has definitely brought Glastonbury to South Wales in miniature form.

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Everything is absolutely brilliant.

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I think the only things missing are the portable toilets.

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# Oh, hold your head high

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# Hold on

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# Arms open wide

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# Yeah, the world starts to come alive

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# When you stay close to me

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# Today this could be

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# The greatest day... #

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