Episode 6 Don't Tell the Bride
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You can't beat a good wedding, | 0:00:01 | 0:00:02 | |
whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
or little ol' me getting hitched last year. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-I, Cherry. -I, Cherry. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-Take you, Roly. -Take you, Roly. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
-To be my husband. -To be my husband. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
And weddings don't come ANY more dramatic than right here on | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Don't Tell The Bride. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
I'm not coming. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Please, I love you, please. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the biggest day | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
of his bride-to-be's life. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
What could possibly go wrong(?) | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
On one condition... | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
He does it all on his lonesome ownsome. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-I don't know what she wants. -This is hell on earth. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
The lady gets no say in the big day... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-Bitterly disappointed. -..so all she can expect... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
What?! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
THEY SQUEAL | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
..is the unexpected. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
That's brilliant! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, Nath! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Get me on the phone and I'll tell him where the -BLEEP -it is. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
As we remember the ups... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
..and downs of our gallant grooms... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-My God! -..and their blushing brides. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
I'm going to kill him! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
The laughter...the tears... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
..and the soppy snogs. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Don't Tell The Bride has taught us many things, like don't let the groom organise the wedding, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
but we've picked up other hints and tips along the way. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
This is Don't Tell The Bride's guide to the perfect stag do. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
THEY SING | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
DO go and see your favourite band, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
even if it's the Wurzels. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
I'm probably going to go for a Martini. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Oh, that's lovely. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
He's even got a VIP backstage pass. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Before yous were getting married, any advice? Any advice? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Well, he's the best man for that. -I'm coming up 50 years. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
50 years of marriage?! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
-50 years next May. -I was going to say you don't look a day over 21! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Keep your powder dry, that's all I can say. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Cheers, boys! -Cheers! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Good luck. -Good luck. -Thank you very much. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
We'd like to dedicate that song to a young man who's getting married on Friday! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
YEAH! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Young Tom Sims across there, we dedicate that song to you, boy. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
YEAH! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
DON'T let your mates choose your outfit. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
What would James hate? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
It's the last night of the stag and time for some ritual humiliation. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
That's pretty good! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
The boys have stitched me RIGHT up. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
I'm fat Britney...on acid! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
A-ow! A-ow! A-ow! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
DO make sure your mum's out of the way. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-Go on, open your eyes. -Open. -See what you got. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Put your underwear on, please. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Today's my number one son's stag weekend. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
WHOOPING | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
It's like there's a rat growing out of here. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
It's a very surreal feeling. I feel a little bit emotional at the moment. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Pull it up, boys. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Mum, will you... Get away! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
I've got to try and pin you so it fits! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
'I dressed him all in pink.' | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
He looks very pretty. Always did look pretty in pink! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Oh, there we go! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
You could pin it on. Shall we pin it on? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Are you still here?! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Why are you still here! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
All right, make sure my dad doesn't try to shag me later cos I look like my mum! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
Don't go abroad unless you KNOW you can make it home. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, God. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Day three of the stag and it's NOT a pretty sight. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
It's Friday. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
We're going home today. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I managed to get through the stag. I'm not dead. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I'm not bruised or battered either. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
And I woke up in a bed...on my own. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
I'm happy. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
I think I've got away with it. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
I don't think my boys have stitched me up as bad a they could've, so I'm very grateful. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
My head's hurting and my throat hurts. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Andy's hangover is about to get a lot worse... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-Jase! -What? -Where's my wallet?! -I don't know. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Alex has lost his passport. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
'We need to leave for the airport in two hours.' | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
The problem is the Embassy is in Warsaw which is three hours away. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Erm, we're basically screwed. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
We need to figure out a way of getting Alex home without a passport... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
in the next two hours. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
This is the only think I've not organised and it's been fantastic, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
but I might not be able to go home. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
But as Alex resigns himself to an extended stay, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
the god of stag dos answers their prayers. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Passport! In the steam room! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I do not need that sort of stress, I could've killed him. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
All his clothes, his passport, his wallet, everything, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
on the floor of the steam room like he's just evaporated. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
And definitely, DEFINITELY don't do this. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Do you want me pants off then? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Erm, I'm a little nervous at this moment in time. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Sweaty palms. -Are you really? -Yeah. -Are you really that nervous? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
ELECTRICAL BUZZING | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-Oh, I'm -BLEEP -me pants! -Are you really? -Yeah. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
-Cheeky little 'un. -BUZZING | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
MUSIC: "Close To You" by the Carpenters | 0:06:36 | 0:06:42 | |
I'll remember this weekend for the rest of me life. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
# Hold your head high | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
# Hold on | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
# Arms open wide | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
# Yeah the world starts to come alive | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
# When you stay close to me | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
# Today this could be | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# The greatest day of our lives. # | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 |
