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Stephen and Shelley are in love, desperate to take the plunge. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
There'll never be anyone like Stephen. He's definitely the one. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
But they don't have the funds. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
There's no way I could pay for the wedding that Shelley deserves. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
We're giving them £12,000 towards their big day, but there's a catch. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:23 | |
Every decision until the wedding must be made by Stephen, alone. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:28 | |
I would like to say I trusted Stephen 100%, but I don't! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
They have agreed in the presence of a lawyer that the bride will know nothing before the wedding. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:40 | |
-Easy! -SHELLEY LAUGHS | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Three weeks apart will push their relationship to the limit. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
Can Stephen get the colour scheme right? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Shelley hates burgundy! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Will he survive his stag night? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Pushed me down the stairs. What a dick! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
And will he invite anyone? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
It's fine planning a wedding but if nobody's there, what's the point? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
Can this man give his bride her perfect day? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
If she doesn't like that dress, I'm marrying the wrong person. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
'Stephen and Shelley live together in Newcastle, but Shelley's moving in with her parents, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:33 | |
'leaving Stephen to plan her wedding. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
'They've been together five years, meeting on a university night out.' | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
-I thought you were a bit of a lad. -For me it must have been love quick. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:46 | |
I told you I love you quite fast, which you were a bit...shocked by! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
'Three years later, Stephen got down on one knee.' | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
I was in shock. I didn't think he would do it there and then. My head probably went a bit fuzzy. | 0:01:54 | 0:02:01 | |
'But not so fuzzy that she couldn't pick her own bit of bling.' | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
I wouldn't have picked the ring. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
If Stephen had picked the ring, I would have learned to have loved it! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
'Will she learn to love a wedding that's in Stephen's control?' | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
I hope that it's tears of joy I see, not tears of anger, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
that I've mucked things up for her big day. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-I love you. -I love you too, sweetheart. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
'He'll know soon enough. Meanwhile, Shelley moves out for three weeks.' | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
-I love you. -VOICE BREAKING: I love you. Bye-bye. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
'The biggest day of her life is now in his hands.' | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
Give us a kiss. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
# This is for lovers | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
# Running away... # | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I'll miss him loads. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
I just love him to bits. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
'Keen to get started, our groom calls in reinforcements | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
in the shape of best man Mark and mate Cosh.' | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
I would be flapping! I'd throw myself out that window! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-It's only a four-foot drop! -Aye. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Right, we've got a budget of 16 and a half... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
'Electrical engineer Stephen will be adding £4,500 of his own savings | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
'to the 12-grand budget. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
'With so much cash to splash, the lads establish priorities.' | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
-Stag do first. Church and that... -Everything else falls in after that. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:37 | |
-It's all for Shelley. -Bless. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-I reap the benefits after, if I get it right. -Aye, three weeks! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
I get me leg over on me wedding night! If I get it wrong, I don't. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
'Hm. High stakes indeed, for an amorous groom. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
'Meanwhile, community nurse Shelley isn't feeling quite so up.' | 0:03:52 | 0:03:58 | |
Quite weird. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
I don't like the feeling at all, actually. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
How much do you want to pay for the dress? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-You're talking two grand. -She'll dye it black if I die first! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
We're getting it signed that, if I die first, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
she's buried alive with us! That's how we're gonna have it. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-She's gonna dye her dress black? -You're meant to dye your wedding dress. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Shut up! Since when do you dye your wedding...? You're paying two grand! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
Not on your wedding day! On me funeral! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Then make sure it's 100% cotton or it won't dye. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
'Hang on! Isn't Stephen meant to be planning a wedding not a funeral? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
'It's day one. Time to find a reception venue. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
'Stephen's recovering from a dislocated knee, so Mark drives. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
'Walworth Castle looked great on the internet, so he booked it. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:09 | |
'Will it live up to expectations?' | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
SATNAV: You have reached your destination. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-There's a castle here. -Where? -You can't miss a castle! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
'The satnav is convinced there's a castle here somewhere.' | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
Still can't see a castle! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
At what point to we turn round and decide that we're lost? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
We're men and we're stubborn! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-Walworth Castle. -Here we go. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
'Finally, they reach their destination. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
'Maybe it's the rain, but it doesn't look as good as Stephen remembers.' | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
I would say, if I had enough time | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
and loads of other venues to look at, I'd probably turn away. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
It hasn't got the fact of driving up and thinking, "Wow!" | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
It's more... "It's all right." | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Well, I've drove for 45 minutes so make sure you look inside! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
I can't get back into the car! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
It doesn't say, "Don't touch." | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
'There's no way Stephen's tying the knot here | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
but the boys are too polite not to take the tour.' | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
This layout, with the top table and an extra couple of tables. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:27 | |
-'Are you listening, Stephen?' -Very good. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Got an actual stock! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
What do you think? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Well, I think it's just what I thought the first time. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
It's not what I want. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
'He's hedged his bets and provisionally booked another castle, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
but only viewed it online.' | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
I'm down to one venue. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-LAUGHS -But still smiling! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
'Let's hope he's still smiling in two days, when he sees it.' | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
I'm making a mess of this. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
'While Stephen's put all his eggs in one basket, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
'Shelley can only wonder what he's up to. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
'At least she has her horse to keep her busy. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
'She's had Millie since she was ten. It's her longest relationship. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
'The strain of being without her man is starting to show.' | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
She's the only normal thing. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Everything else has - apart from work - changed. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Everyone asks, "How's he getting on?" I'm like, "I don't know." | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
It's nice to get up here and forget about it for a little while. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
Definitely. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have her! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
'It's normally the bride who wants a traditional church wedding. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
'In this case, it's the groom. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
'Stephen's a regular at Saint George's church | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
'but hasn't been able to pin the vicar down to a date.' | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
I'm still waiting to get everything finalised with the vicar. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
He's been away for a couple of days on holiday | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
so I haven't had a chance to have a conversation and sort things out. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
'Patience is a virtue, Stephen. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
'So, he's still short of a church and a venue. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
'Today, it's Cosh's turn to drive. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
'They're off to visit Auckland Castle. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
'The website looked great but will this one be as disappointing?' | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
-I haven't seen this one. -It might be crap! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
If this one's crap, right, and me vicar... | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
SATNAV: After 800 yards, take the exit. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
If you say, "I cannae get married there," | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
I'll have a nervous breakdown! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
'With its 800 years of history, will Auckland Castle be grand enough?' | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
-That looks lovely, that. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
That's perfect, isn't it? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
If you think of castles... The only thing it hasn't got is a moat! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
'In this medieval setting, | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
'the lads have a brainwave about a themed reception.' | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
In a medieval castle, you're not going to put a country fete on. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Medieval entertainers! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
COSH LAUGHS | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
I'd have medieval acrobats and jugglers and sword swallowers and flame-blowers. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:38 | |
Just kind of, if you went to a carnival. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-Hi, Stephen. I'm Michelle. -Hi, Michelle. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
They're comfy? I might not get down, with my leg. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
You'd be sitting on that side, if you were Shelley. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
I like this. This is nice. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
'It's the perfect venue for King Stephen and Queen Shelley | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
'to host a medieval banquet. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
'The groom's creative juices are really flowing now.' | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
If I wanted some kind of like... pig on a spit, medieval kind... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
You know, the turning thing? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
We do a roast loin of suckling pig as one of the main course dishes. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:23 | |
If you're looking at medieval style food, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
we can talk to the chefs and put something together for you. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Thank you very much. Cheers. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Well, the venue's sorted. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
I'll be getting married here on 24th May | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
to Miss Shelley White, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
soon to be Mrs Shelley Scott. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
COSH SPLUTTERS | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
What a lovely name! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
This was a make-or-break. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
There was no Plan B. This was it. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
'It cost seven grand, but Stephen's bagged the second venue he's seen. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:05 | |
'And he's got £500 of booze chucked in for free. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
'What's next on his "to do" list? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
'Somewhere to get married would be good. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
'With the church not confirmed, Stephen needs a back-up plan. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
'He sends Shelley to the registry office to fill out the paperwork.' | 0:11:22 | 0:11:28 | |
By the sounds of it, it's going to be a civil ceremony. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
I didn't have any preference, really. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
I would have liked a church wedding, if possible, I must admit. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
'She's putting a brave face on things, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
'but when Mum gets home, reality sinks in.' | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
It's not what you really wanted. You wanted a church, if possible. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
I would have probably had a church, but I'm sure it'll be nice. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
It'll be lovely, but I really feel it for you. I know how much... | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-You made me feel more... -I made you feel worse! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
I'm sure it'll be lovely anyway. I just feel a bit upset for you. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
I know. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
It'll be fine. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
It will. It'll be lovely. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Ah... | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
It will be. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
'It's D-day for Stephen. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
'He's off to meet the vicar | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
'to find out if he can have the church wedding | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
'that means so much to his bride. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
'And to him.' | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Everything's resting on this. I'm bricking it, basically. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
-Hi. -Hello. Come on in. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
I've been, literally, since Tuesday, completely on tenterhooks, | 0:12:58 | 0:13:03 | |
thinking that I might turn up here and I can't get married. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
I just wanted to check that we could do the things that we wanted to do. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
Right. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
So I needed to check about organists and have another chat with you. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
And it's fine. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
So is that good news? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
That's brilliant! Yes! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
God! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I'm crying! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Well, I'm really pleased. -So am I. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
You're all right? Now! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-Right. OK. -Just relax and we'll talk about what we need to talk about. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
-OK. -OK? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
Absolutely over the moon! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
No words can describe how I'm feeling. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Two weeks and two days! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Shelley will be here getting married. To me. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
'The couple come from very different backgrounds. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
'Shelley knows what a traditional wedding means to her fiance.' | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
He sees me, my mum, dad and my brother, we're all really close. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
He hasn't had that upbringing. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Mum and Dad split up... maybe when I was about 14, 15? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:43 | |
I stayed with my dad. My dad wasn't well at the time. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:50 | |
I took over a role of looking after my dad when he was ill. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
From literally everything, basically. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Sorting out the bills, cooking, making sure he was all right. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
I think that... Well, that made us the person I am today, really. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
He always says, "You've had the perfect upbringing, the perfect family." | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Which is true. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
He would like that. He's very traditional. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
That's really important to him. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
'Five days in, and there's still everything to do. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
'Next on Stephen's list is the wedding ring.' | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
I was too scared to get the engagement ring, | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
never mind the wedding one! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I think it'll probably be easier getting the wedding ring. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
I know what the engagement ring was like, so I can use that as a base. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:49 | |
-'His eye is caught by a bargain.' -£4,750 reduced to £1,795. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
There's got to be something strange with that. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
'Shelley's tastes are more upmarket.' | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
That one is 2,650. That's a full platinum. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
OK. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I think I put two grand for a ring. Max. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
I was hoping to at least cut £500 to £1,000 off that. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
-Hiya. -Yes, sir? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I'm looking for...wedding rings. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
'Next up, the price is right but the timing's wrong.' | 0:16:33 | 0:16:38 | |
Two weeks. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
'It's getting late and, with one shop to go, the pressure is on.' | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
If we were quoting on them normally, we would want a good 12 weeks. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:49 | |
It's do-able within the time you've got, but it would be tight. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
-What was the price? -In platinum, that's going to be a... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:59 | |
..£1,600...£1,700 ring. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Is there anything we can knock off? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
The very best price I'd be able to do it for would be £1,350. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
Brilliant. Thank you very much. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
'He saved £400! Another result for the bargain hunter.' | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
# Diamonds are a girl's best friend. # | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Very positive. I'm quite chuffed with that. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
And I liked the fact that his assistant was called Shelley. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
That was just... I've got good feelings about that. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
'He's got a church, a reception venue and a ring. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
'What a productive first week! If he could just find a dress... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
'He's got his mate Sweeny in to help but neither has ever chosen a frock. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:51 | |
'This should be interesting.' | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Hi, Stephen. I'm Wendy. -Nice to meet you. -And you. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-I'm looking for a wedding dress. -Right. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
And hopefully you can help us with that. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-I take it this is for a bride. -It is! No, not me! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
I'm petrified about the dress, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
that he'll pick the most horrendous dress ever. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
I'm just trying not to think about it, to tell you the truth! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
'Stephen's not given it much thought, either. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
'They've been together for five years but he doesn't know her size.' | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
-Bit bigger here. -Right. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
And kind of more...curvy. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
-She's got more shape on the hips? -I would say so, yes. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
I would take the chance that she's probably going to be size 12 to 14. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
With certain things, I wear my heart on my sleeve. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
If it's my big day and a horrible dress, there could be tears. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
'Shelley won't have any say in her dress, but she can't resist a little window shopping | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
'with Mum Linda and chief bridesmaid Annika.' | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
Shelley can be quite difficult. She knows her own style. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
She knows what she wants. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
So, I think for Stephen to plan a whole wedding for her, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
and her not to have a say about it, is quite difficult for Stephen. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:14 | |
A bit too big for this one! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
That is gorgeous! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
-It's very Spanish. -Yeah. -Spanish and Italian. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Oh, it's gorgeous! It's beautiful. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I just hope that he does pick me a nice one. I'm sure he will. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
If you want to show off her curves, this one will show off her curves. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
That looks more ballroom dress, not wedding. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-More evening-y? -Yes, evening dressy. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
That's not what you're looking for? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
No. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
You have got the sweetheart going on. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
You've got a little tulle strap that goes over the shoulder. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:05 | |
Not that it means anything to you, being blokes! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-'You said it!' -Keep that to one side? -Definitely. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
You've got your sweetheart neckline, nice fitted body. Ruches across. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:20 | |
Your crinkle tulle | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
and then, in fact, you've got a little bolero. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
-With a little bit of ruching round. -I like that. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
-What's that called? -Bolero. -Bolero? -Yeah. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Spanish dancing now! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
'Er, that's a bit like a bolero!' | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Spanish theme! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
'While the boys are baffled by boleros, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
'the bride is proving that dress shopping is a woman's job.' | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Oh! That's even... | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-That is stunning! -That is... Oh! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
This is definitely the one. This is the dress of my dreams. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
-The other was gorgeous but that... -Definitely, definitely the one! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
-Gorgeous! -Oh, it's beautiful! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:10 | |
This fits like a fairy tale! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
A very weird moment! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
If Stephen wasn't picking everything, I would have bought it now. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:21 | |
-It would have been bought and paid for! -Yes. Definitely. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
'Shelley's made her mind up. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
'Shame it's not up to her.' | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
You've got something a bit different on that one. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
That one! By a mile. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
That one just fits and looks... even on a mannequin. I like that. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
I love that. That's great. I'm gonna take that dress. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
'Stephen thinks it could set him back two grand. What's the damage?' | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
-Do you want to know the price? -Do you want to sit down first? | 0:21:56 | 0:22:01 | |
-Take a seat. -I don't think it's going to matter in truth. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
I'm going for that dress. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-£950, including your jacket. -OK! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
'Bargain! No wonder Mr Discount's smiling!' | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
That's the dress Shelley's going to wear. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-Exciting stuff. -I think she'll love it. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
She'd better do, eh? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
'A week in, and Stephen's spent £10,000 of his £16,500 budget. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:29 | |
'But will his choices impress his bride-to-be? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
'She's worried about what he's up to | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
'and is getting together with her bridesmaids Annika and Joyce for a bit of moral support.' | 0:22:36 | 0:22:42 | |
Shelley is very picky. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I think Stephen has an idea, | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
but whether it's what Shelley really wants is another thing. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:54 | |
She'd said something about wedding shoes. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
He said, "You've got plenty of shoes in the wardrobe!" | 0:22:57 | 0:23:02 | |
I wish I was as happy as a lamb. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
-I hope he isn't going tacky. -What do you mean by tacky? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Pink limo. Chocolate fountain. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Oh, God! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-I'd probably stick to the chocolate fountain! -Better than a pink limo! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
But at a wedding? No. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-Do you want a coffee? -Aye... | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
'Back in town, the lads get together for a medieval brainstorm.' | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
But there's bad news. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Best man Mark has a business meeting on the day of the wedding - 7,000 miles away! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:39 | |
Mark's obviously leaving us. I need you to step in as stand-in best men. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:45 | |
-I'm only away for a week. -Can you not make it three? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
I would love to be colour co-ordinated but... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
-Yeah. -He won't think like that. -Probably get you deep red. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
I don't like burgundy. I really don't like burgundy. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
-You don't like burgundy? -No. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
'While the girls worry about colour, the lads chew over the food.' | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
Trying to get that kind of medieval thing going. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
Organise the pig. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
She's going to parade it round before they carve it up. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Oh, no! -It's dead! -Alive? -No. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
With a Rambo knife! Aagh! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
-Jesus. -Aye, it's going to be dead before we do that! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
A happy day for everybody(!) | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
So, the vegetarians will like that(!) | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
He knows how I am on a day-to-day basis. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
He doesn't know the deeper, more... I don't know. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I don't know. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
I think he'll pull out all the stops. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
-Definitely. -He will. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
He worships you, man. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
'He's pulling out all the stops, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
'searching for the perfect medieval tune for the reception.' | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
JOLLY MEDIEVAL TUNE That's all right, that! > | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
"My Johnny was a shoemaker!" | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
'Best man Mark is getting out just in time. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
'He may be missing the big day. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
'There's no chance of him missing the most important event, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
the stag do. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
'Lunch time in Liverpool. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
'It's an early start to an early stag.' | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
MUSIC: "Seven Nations Army" by The White Stripes | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
I'm Catholic. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
I miss my lass. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
'What better way to celebrate your commitment to one woman | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
'than by getting close to several scantily clad ladies? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
'He hasn't forgotten it's his bride-to-be's birthday.' | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-That's lovely. -You don't know what it looks like! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
'While she admires her new top, | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
'she's no idea that her boyfriend is going topless.' | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
A bit different. Not what I was expecting. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
'After the birds comes the booze, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
'as the stag continues into the evening.' | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
CORK POPS | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-Happy birthday. Sorry Stephen's not here. -I know. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Thank you. Last time. Last birthday without being married. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
'With a few drinks inside them, the boys can't resist throwing some shapes on the dance floor.' | 0:26:37 | 0:26:43 | |
-Wonder what Stephen's doing now. -I don't want to think about it! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
-LAUGHTER -By this time, should be drunk. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
I'm sure he will be. 9:20pm. I'm sure he'll be very drunk. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
'So drunk he's got into a spot of bother with a couple of bouncers.' | 0:27:01 | 0:27:07 | |
-Aye, we'll -BLEEP! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
-They pushed me down the stairs. -BLEEP. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
So I've got to get out of there. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
What a...what a dick! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
'Some strippers and a few shots and it's all over for the stag. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
'I thought Geordies were made of tougher stuff! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
'Stephen's walking up the aisle in 11 days' time. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
'He's got a church, a dress, a ring, a venue and a theme! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
'He hasn't actually invited anyone to his wedding! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
'He calls his mum and mother-in-law-to-be | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
'to help with the guest list.' | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
Shelley family and Stephen family. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:58 | |
Mine's quite short, actually. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
'That can't be said for Shelley's mum's list.' | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
There's Ben's mum. Claire and David. Pat, my sister. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
Gavin. Grace and Bob. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
Morton and Nicola. Maureen and John. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
'Linda, don't hold back!' | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
Claire and David. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
'Time for Sandra to try and get a word in.' | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
-I've got you... -Oh, me. Yes, me. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
LAUGHS | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
-Harvey. -Harvey. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
Alan. Couldn't think there! Alan. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
That's all it is on ours. Not a lot. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
How many mates of yours will be there? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
I'll be giving a lot over of ours to Shelley. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
When are you thinking about getting the invitations out? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
The latest, Monday, really. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
-It's going to have to be. -Maybe before. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
'He's going to invite 120 people. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
'Two-thirds will be Shelley's friends and family. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
'The next job isn't the invites, it's the bridesmaids' dresses. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:10 | |
'Even though he's got three grand left, he wants to spend £400 on the four girls, including shoes!' | 0:29:10 | 0:29:17 | |
That's out of budget by double. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
So... | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
Unless we can do something special, then it's... | 0:29:22 | 0:29:26 | |
..looking a bit dodgy. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
'Annika and Joyce arrive to model for him.' | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
Just through here. He got here before you. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
Hiya. How you doing? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
I've had a kind of idea of how I want it. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
It's just really...budget-wise as well. I'm running out of money. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:51 | |
'That's not strictly true, is it, Stephen?' | 0:29:51 | 0:29:55 | |
That's gorgeous, that. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Pink would definitely be my worst colour to have on. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:02 | |
I'm really not keen on it. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
-And Shelley doesn't like red. -No! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
'Sadly, it's not up to Shelley.' | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
You can get an idea of the short and long. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:13 | |
I like the one on the right better than the one on the left. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
'What was the one colour you shouldn't pick?' | 0:30:24 | 0:30:28 | |
-That's burgundy? -That's burgundy. Yes. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
-Can I have a quick...? -Yeah. Course you can. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
(Shelley hates burgundy.) | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
I don't know whether we can say anything about that. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
'Tell him, for goodness' sake! | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
'The girls don't say a word. So, burgundy it is.' | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
Basically, she doesn't like burgundy at all. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:53 | |
Or any kind of red, so I am quite worried what she's going to think. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:59 | |
'The groom doesn't care about colour. He cares about cost.' | 0:30:59 | 0:31:03 | |
£360, that. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
I can even go to the £400 I had | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
and I've still 40 quid to get four pairs of shoes. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:13 | |
'Good luck, Stephen! | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
'It's a week before the wedding and time for Shelley's hen.' | 0:31:16 | 0:31:21 | |
What am I supposed to blow up! I'll blow it up. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
LAUGHS | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
-Thank you so much. -GIGGLING | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
Hello, Stephen! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
'Meanwhile, the real Stephen's having a quiet Saturday night in. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
'For a bit of fun, the girls have come up with a gangster theme.' | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
We're going to have a really good night. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
Come on, girlies! I need a drink! | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
SCREAMS | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
Where's my shot? | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
Everyone will think it's the binge-drinking northeast! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
-DJ: -How's our hen party tonight? -CHEERING | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
'To spice up the night, there are forfeits to face.' | 0:32:44 | 0:32:48 | |
Hello! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Are you all right? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
-Do you know me? -I do know you. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
You don't remember us? | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Oh, yeah. I do remember you. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
One! | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
Two! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Three. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
Four! | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
Five! | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
'Shelley's met her target. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
'Has her groom met his? | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
'With five days to go, he's got a venue, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
'a dress and a theme, but he doesn't have any guests. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
'Time to send some invites.' | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
I think making your own, | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
it does give it a bit of a personal touch. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
That's not what I'm doing it for. It's literally saving money. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
STRIKES MATCH | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
'No medieval invite's complete without a little sealing wax. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
'I said sealing wax! Not candle wax!' | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
That's not going to work at all. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
'Perfect. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
'For a three-year-old and if your theme is Hammer House of Horror!' | 0:34:09 | 0:34:15 | |
The candle's not going to work. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
'A dejected groom sacks the wax. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
'Are Shelley's 80 guests going to get an invite | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
'or are they meant to be psychic? | 0:34:24 | 0:34:28 | |
'Speaking of psychic, it's the invitations Shelley's worried about. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:33 | |
I feel more stressed this week. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
Nobody's said they've got an invitation. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
That would be the first thing I'd organise. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
Everybody's avoiding you, aren't they? | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
I'd like to know they had an invitation. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:50 | |
You know what Stephen's like. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
He'll think everyone will drop their plans. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Or they shouldn't have any plans and be able to come to the wedding. | 0:34:55 | 0:35:00 | |
He doesn't think people have lives. He's always been a bit like that. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:05 | |
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, so they say! | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
I think... Hmm. Depends on how well he does. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:14 | |
'Ouch! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
'With time running out, Stephen's on a spending spree. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:21 | |
'He shells out £1,000 on wedding cars and flowers | 0:35:21 | 0:35:27 | |
'and £1,200 on his medieval theme! | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
'But he's still keen to save some pennies. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
'How about a tacky tiara for £14.99?' | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
It was cheap. Fits in the budget. Save five pounds. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
'A cheeky discount on the bridesmaids' shoes.' | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Dorothy Perkins does student discount. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
Did run out about six years ago. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
I got it from £45 to £40.50. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
'Most importantly, he's thrown some money at the invitation problem - three quid on some ribbon! | 0:35:57 | 0:36:04 | |
'His anxious bride will be relieved | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
'to know he's having another go at making the invites. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:10 | |
'He IS getting married in three days' time! | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
'And it's another outing for the bride's favourite colour!' | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
It would have been easier if I'd done this in the first place. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:22 | |
'Hm. Frayed polyester ribbon! Very authentic(!)' | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
That's not bad, actually! | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
I could have just got people's numbers and text them. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:39 | |
I could do for my lot. There's only 20 people coming from my family. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:43 | |
And about six friends. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Shelley - mates, 43. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
Just have to sacrifice my lot. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
Surprising what you can knock up for a tenner! | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
'There might be guests after all, even if they are all Shelley's!' | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
Shelley, come in here a second. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
From Steve. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
LAUGHS | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
-Look! You're getting married! -BOTH LAUGH | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
Don't start me off! | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
Nice! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
Saturday? | 0:37:27 | 0:37:28 | |
-LAUGHS -This Saturday. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
We're just getting invitations? | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
Well, soon! | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Do you think anyone's going to turn up at short notice? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
I don't know. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
My God. I wasn't expecting this weekend. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:46 | |
I hope that's not the colour scheme, burgundy. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
-I think it's quite nice. -Do you think? -Mm-hm. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
-Do you not? -It wouldn't have been me choice, like. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
The invitations are lovely | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
but I'm a bit worried that people are just starting to get them now. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:06 | |
'In keeping with his medieval theme, Stephen's had a brainwave. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:12 | |
'Why not dress the waitresses as serving wenches? | 0:38:12 | 0:38:16 | |
'Amongst the masks and moustaches he finds the perfect wench outfit. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:25 | |
'He needs ten of them, but will he get a discount for a bulk buy?' | 0:38:25 | 0:38:30 | |
I've got £200 for the fancy dress. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-That's all I've got left completely. -Completely? -Yeah. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
'Why not try your pitiful look?' | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
-I could do them within your budget. -'It works!' | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
-Not to buy. To hire. -Yeah. That'd be great. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
'Ten outfits for £200. A great deal! But the detail's not right for this wedding planner.' | 0:38:47 | 0:38:53 | |
That wasn't what was over there. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
No, the other one, it's a short skirt. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
-I like that one better. I wouldn't go for that. -Right. OK. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:04 | |
-Even though it's a short skirt? -That doesn't look serving. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
That doesn't look like a serving girl. I don't think. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
'Give up, love. Stephen's obviously a medieval fashion expert(!)' | 0:39:12 | 0:39:17 | |
-I'm not going to bother with the girls' outfits. -Right. OK. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
'Looks like serving wenches are off the menu, then. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
'It's the day before the wedding. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
'At last, Shelley will see the dress that Stephen's chosen for her. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
'She's brought her mum and two bridesmaids for moral support.' | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
-You ready to try your dress on? -I think so! | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
-We're going to blindfold you and put gloves on. -Really? -Yes. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
So you can't see or feel what it's like. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
If your mum takes a seat there. We'll take you through, Shelley. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:06 | |
I'm really... Not nervous. I feel quite excited for her. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:13 | |
Quite emotional. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
This is the strangest experience. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
I just want to know what it looks like. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:23 | |
Really exciting. I'm dying to see what she looks like. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:27 | |
If she doesn't like that dress, I think I'm marrying the wrong person. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:32 | |
I think anyone would love that beautiful dress. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:37 | |
I'll guide you. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
There's a tiny step here. Be careful. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
That's it. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
This is the most awful experience! LAUGHTER | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
-There we go. -Wow! | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
It's beautiful, isn't it? | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
I love it, actually. I'm surprised he's done such a good job. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:14 | |
-That's just gorgeous. -I'm in shock! | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
-Didn't think he had such good taste? -No! | 0:41:19 | 0:41:23 | |
-Did you help him? -No. We had nothing to do with it. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
It's gorgeous! | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
I love it! It's so different! | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
It's so different! | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
The top is just beautiful. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
It's gorgeous! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
'It may be gorgeous, but it doesn't fit. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
'Stephen picked a size 14 dress for his size 10 bride. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:52 | |
'There are just 24 hours left to make the alterations.' | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
When Stephen picked the dress, | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
he paid for the dress but he hasn't paid for the alterations. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
So, I don't know if you need to speak to him with regards to price? | 0:42:02 | 0:42:08 | |
It's going to work out about £150. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
Hope he's got more money in the budget! | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
'Linda calls her future son-in-law.' | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
Hello? | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Shelley's trying her wedding dress on and it needs some alterations. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
-Right. -I'm ringing to see if you've got any money left in the budget. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
-How much are you talking? -Er...150. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
150? | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
I thought the woman said she'd do any alterations needed for nothing. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:40 | |
Right. We'll sort it out, then. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
He says he didn't think he had to pay for the alterations. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
I'll pay for the alterations and get it back off him later. OK? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
Mother to the rescue, I think! LAUGHTER | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
'But Stephen does have the cash and is feeling guilty | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
'about his mother-in-law having to put her hand in her pocket. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:05 | |
'Not so guilty he can't do a quick impression.' | 0:43:05 | 0:43:09 | |
I know what this call's going to be. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
-MIMICS LINDA: -She can't do it for nowt. She needs £150. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:16 | |
'Shelley's mum's at the cashpoint.' | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Hi, Stephen. Shelley's mum's going to pay everything. OK? | 0:43:18 | 0:43:25 | |
-Who am I speaking to here? -Sorry? It's Joyce. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
Oh, right. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:30 | |
-It's Joyce. -So it's all sorted? -Sorry? | 0:43:30 | 0:43:35 | |
I've got £150 if she needs it. I've got enough budget for it. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
Well, you can give her it later, then. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
That woman said she'd do it. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
I didn't want to get pissed round by somebody, | 0:43:42 | 0:43:46 | |
some woman making the dress. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
-OK. You've got it. OK, then. -Bye. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
When she phoned him, he was driving and couldn't really... | 0:43:51 | 0:43:55 | |
He had to pull over, then answer so he wasn't thinking straight. | 0:43:55 | 0:44:00 | |
'Stephen wants the perfect day for his beloved Shelley. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:05 | |
'All his preparations are finally in place. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
'He's done everything he can for his future wife. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
'Nice work, Stephen. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
'After three weeks of hard negotiating, he's exhausted.' | 0:44:22 | 0:44:28 | |
See what she says tomorrow but at this moment in time, | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
I'm delighted with the whole thing. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
Can't wait to have my dress on and tell him he's done a really good job, | 0:44:34 | 0:44:40 | |
how proud I am of him. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
'Five years together, three weeks apart and a bill of £16,500. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:55 | |
'The big day has finally arrived. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
'Is the bride feeling nervous?' | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
I feel quite laid-back, actually. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:05 | |
Not knowing any plans I don't know any timescales. It's strange. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
She can get away with a bin bag on. We have to use extra make-up! | 0:45:09 | 0:45:15 | |
'Shelley's relaxed, but upstairs a crisis is brewing.' | 0:45:15 | 0:45:20 | |
You're all right. Don't panic! | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
'Bridesmaid's Annika's dress was altered but completely misjudged. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:27 | |
'The girls try to fix it without worrying the bride. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:31 | |
'Linda initially tries to force her into it.' | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
CHILD WHINES | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
Go with Helen and get your dress on. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
'At least Annika's daughter's dress fits perfectly. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:51 | |
'But she's upset for her mum.' | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
Sorry, Annika. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
We're cutting it, dear. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Do that round there. That hides that... | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
'Then Linda comes up with an ingenious solution.' | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
Helen, darling. Would you just pass us the tape? | 0:46:11 | 0:46:15 | |
CHILD SCREAMS | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
'The chief bridesmaid will spend the day with an open-back dress - | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
'as long as the tape holds.' | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
That's beautiful. Lovely. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
Look at them! | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
Ah! | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
-A bit of a crisis with my dress! -Why? | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
-It doesn't fit. -SHELLEY GASPS | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
Oh, no! | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
-It looks really nice at the back. -Oh. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
I can't believe they got it wrong. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
'The tape's not working, but help comes from an unexpected source.' | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
-Oh, hello! -I'm your florist! -Thank you! | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Usually, I get to know the bride before! | 0:46:57 | 0:47:01 | |
Is there anything I can help with because I've got a box of goodies? | 0:47:01 | 0:47:06 | |
We can do something. Not a problem. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
I have an O-level needlework! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
I don't think I'd have passed this one! | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
I don't want to stab you. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
'With an hour till the wedding, the bridesmaids get Shelley ready.' | 0:47:22 | 0:47:27 | |
Looks beautiful! | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
BELLS PEAL | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
'While the boys gather at Saint George's, | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
'one final special visitor has arrived at Shelley's house.' | 0:47:37 | 0:47:42 | |
Oh! | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
Come on! | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
'Stephen's arranged for Shelley's horse Millie to turn up.' | 0:47:49 | 0:47:54 | |
She's all matching with us! | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
You're a beautiful girl! | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
You look gorgeous, Mildred. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
'Time to say goodbye to her childhood friend | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
'and move on to married life. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
'With 45 minutes to go, the limos arrive and nerves start to show.' | 0:48:20 | 0:48:25 | |
Put it in that. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
-Does it have to go on like that? -It'll have to go in like that. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
-You'll have to put it here, Mum. -There? -Yeah. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
Butterflies in my tummy! | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
I haven't had a rehearsal! It's scary! | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
BELLS PEAL | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
I'll attempt to... | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Thank you. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
# Ave Maria | 0:49:15 | 0:49:22 | |
# Gratia plena | 0:49:30 | 0:49:37 | |
# Maria, gratia plena... # | 0:49:37 | 0:49:45 | |
-I, Stephen. -I, Stephen. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
-Take you, Shelley. -Take you, Shelley. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
-To be my wife. -To be my wife. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
-To have and to hold. -To have and to hold. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
-From this day forward. -From this day forward. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
-For better, for worse. -For better, for worse. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
-For richer, for poorer. -For richer, for poorer. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
-In sickness and in health. -In sickness and in health. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:11 | |
Those whom God has joined together, let no-one put asunder. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:19 | |
# You give me something | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
# That makes me scared, all right | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
# This could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try | 0:50:26 | 0:50:32 | |
# Please give me something | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
# For some day I might call you from my heart | 0:50:35 | 0:50:41 | |
# But it might be a second too late... # | 0:50:41 | 0:50:47 | |
Gorgeous. Really nice. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
I mean, she always looks nice but today she looks really nice. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:54 | |
I might have had a few tears but I cry all the time, anyway! | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
The service was absolutely gorgeous. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:02 | |
The singing was fantastic. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
I said we'd pull it off. Anything's possible. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
With the right team, we've done it. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
'Everything's possible - including a first marital tiff | 0:51:11 | 0:51:16 | |
'in the car on the way to the reception.' | 0:51:16 | 0:51:20 | |
That has been hard! In the church there's about 30 people on my side. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:25 | |
-I didn't want you to do that. -No, I'm not saying that. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:28 | |
I'm saying the whole thing. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:30 | |
I didn't want you to have no-one there | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
because you thought I'd want everyone. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
I don't care. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
I wouldn't have bothered if anyone were there, | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
as long as you turned up. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
Domestic already! There you go! | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Married five minutes. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
'Will the grandeur of Auckland Castle lift the couples' spirits?' | 0:51:51 | 0:51:58 | |
Wow! This is nice! | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
Very nice! Ah! Look at me little girls! | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
Bring them together. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Nice big smile! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
Everyone that's important is here. He's really pulled it off. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
I could never have imagined a wedding like this. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:36 | |
'The chief bridesmaid's happier, too, thanks to the florist.' | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
We tried stitching her in here, taping it. It wasn't going anywhere. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
It actually hurts a little bit. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
I'm wired. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:51 | |
She's totally wired. She's done a really good job. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:56 | |
Wow! | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
'Time to unveil the grand theme!' | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS It's beautiful. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
Look at the chairs! Gorgeous! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
What's all this cutlery? | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
It's a goblet and a tankard. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
What they'd use in medieval times. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
A wooden spoon! | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
I've had to actually hire in different caterers for the cutlery. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:30 | |
-Oh, my God! -To put on a theme. -It'll be lovely! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:34 | |
LAUGHS | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
So I have to drink out of that? | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
They are clean! That's for the wine. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
-What the hell's that? -A goblet. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please proceed upstairs, | 0:53:47 | 0:53:51 | |
where the bride and groom are waiting to receive you. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
'The medieval reception begins - with not a wench in sight. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:01 | |
'For the guests, there's no escaping Stephen's theme.' | 0:54:01 | 0:54:06 | |
- Nightmare! - Uh-oh! | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
I couldn't get any on! | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
'And it's only just begun. No half measures with this groom.' | 0:54:14 | 0:54:18 | |
Oh, my God! What have you got now? | 0:54:18 | 0:54:21 | |
MUSIC: "Swords Of A Thousand Men" by Tenpole Tudor | 0:54:21 | 0:54:26 | |
'No medieval wedding would be complete without some bloodshed.' | 0:54:42 | 0:54:48 | |
I think I'll just keep him! | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
I never thought he would do so well in three weeks. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:58 | |
This is how I saw me wedding in me mind. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:02 | |
'I had an idea of a fairy tale wedding. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:06 | |
'A castle, a church. Everything's just been absolutely brilliant.' | 0:55:07 | 0:55:12 | |
'The best man may be 7,000 miles away, | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
'but he still delivers his speech.' | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
We've been through a lot The times have been great | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
I couldn't have asked for a much better mate | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
He then met a girl who would change his life | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
The girl he would marry and call his wife | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
To Stephen and Shelley, here's to a wonderful life | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
Perfectly matched as husband and wife. Cheers. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:35 | |
'This traditional groom has one last trick up his sleeve - | 0:55:44 | 0:55:48 | |
'a not-quite-so-traditional finale.' | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
# Because we are your friends | 0:56:05 | 0:56:10 | |
# You'll never be alone again... # | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
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